Help me /a/, I'm in love with Emilia!

>>155102597
If you go to >>>/r/ you'd probably get someone to smother you while you're asleep.

Sorry anon, shit taste is incurable.

>>155102597
stop watching gay little girl cartoons and grow up before it's too late.

I want to touch her pointy ears.

>>155102597
Give me my oxygen back, waste of breath.

>>155102961
He says its too late
To be an old mate
On an anime board
I use to masturbate

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Emilia is cute!

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>>155102597
She's beautiful, I haven't actually watched this anime but I love her design.

>>155104059
Hardly

>>155102597
Marry her

>>155102597
She looks like Satella

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>>155102597
Rem is superior in every which way possible.

>>155102597
I want to marry this hafu erufu.

>>155109000
>She looks like Satella
She is Satella daughter. Why do you think the witch wants her to become the ruler?

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I wanna _____ this haafu erufu

>>155109105
Wait so she isn't Satella herself?
Why did she introduce herself to BMW like that anyways?

>>155109070
>babby's first waifu
>gateway waifu
>cuckqueen
>vegetable
>inferior sister
>reifags

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>>155109070
>short hair

>>155109070
Emilia design is much better than Rem's.

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>liking elves.

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>how does it look?

>>155102597
Can't cure shit taste. That slut has no personality.

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Your tastes are shallow and inferior best girl. The cure is a lead in cylindrical shape applied directly to the cranium at supersonic speed.

>>155110391
This ugly monkey is so disgusting.

>>155110443
Well Emelia has ugly bat ears. So there

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>>155102597
Reminder.

This is the average Elfslutfag.

>>155110510
lol. ESL btfo

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>>155110510
She enjoys it.

>>155109105
Impossible since her mother is confirmed to be 100% human

>>155109292
To scare a weird stranger off

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>>155110627
>lol. ESL btfo
>>>/out/
Go back.

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>>155110679
Are you mad ESL?

>>155110813
Go back to MAL.

>>155109769
She has a personality. It's just not one that interests you or elicits an emotional reaction from you.
>>155110656
>Impossible since her mother is confirmed to be 100% human
It's Pandora. Just kidding, but how else is Emilia supposed to be the descendant of a Witch? Most of them died 400 years ago, and Emilia was born 100 or so years ago.

On an unrelated note, it seems people have finally started discussing spoilers over on 2ch, but the thread seems pretty slow. Only three new posts since yesterday, mostly discussing Subaru's spergout at Satella calling him "Subaru-kun".

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>>155110861
What's a MAL?

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>>155110637
What a fucking Elf slut

>>155110896
>She has a personality
What were her hobbies and interests again? Any talents?

>>155102597
I want to impregnate her and not take responsibility

>>155102597
I don't care about her as a character, but I like her design. I almost feel tempted to buy her Nendoroid just because of that.

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ITT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC7aJHYePJ4&list=PLqAuxZYoYr5-t2Ma3nTMx5-4auEM3_4vy&index=1

>>155110896
I was thinking about it earlier and Emilia's whole background makes no sense whatsoever. Daughter of a witch, but most likely born centuries after all witches were killed. Is the key for a seal the witch cult is interested in opening. Was powerful as fuck at age 8 on her own. Was the forest's hope as well for some reason, and for whatever could it mean. I think we don't know half the story on her

I'm really impressed by the Emilia fag who made this thread. He must be very busy responding to everyone.

>>155110984
>What were her hobbies and interests again?
Singing, giving Subaru lap pillows, studying, fighting villains... I'm not even trying here anon.

>Any talents?
How is it important really?

Rem a shit.

>>155111204
>Singing, giving Subaru lap pillows, studying, fighting villains
>giving Subaru lap pillows, studying, fighting villains
>"hobbies"

>>155110984
She's got absurdly strong magical power, is terrible at singing, and counts stairs. She's a natural airhead, kind and naive. She is sometimes weak, sometimes strong. Oftentimes confused and ignorant, and typically rather childish.

I'm not saying I like her. I'm just saying she has a personality.
>>155111204
>fighting villains
That's not an interest of hers. It's just something that happens.

>>155109380
Of course, rem is ugly as fuck.

>>155102597
Subaru, is that you?

>>155110912
MAL is short for Manga and Anime List
it's a website

This show could be great if it was animated by KYOANI

>>155109330
>babby's first waifu
>gateway waifu
Emilia is the superficial man's choice and you know it

>cuckqueen
the other way around

>inferior sister
Ram has no dick and is a terrible person

>reifag
They have only the hair color in common and the haircut isn't even that close

>>155109650
MUH DICK

I should check to see if they ever made porn of her getting gangbanged

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>>155111116
There's also the matter of Satella's shadow being an exact match for Emilia. Why the fuck would Satella wear an extremely similar outfit to Emilia?

I suppose we should ask Puck about that, since he picks out her clothes.

>>155111365
>is a terrible person
Blame Roswaal for mindfucking Ram and making her addicted to his dick. Ram is guiltless!

>>155102597
end yourself

>>155111737
Ram was aroused at the prospect of being mindfucked all along

>>155102597
She's as bland as her hair color. Only horny teens would go for her.

Crusch and Rem carried that show.

>>155110510
Does that mean half of the elfslutfags are below dogs?

>>155111862
>Crusch and Rem carried that show.

>Rem
>Carrying anything

writers couldn't even remember what happened to her afterwards

>>155111955
>writerS

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>>155111955
Even the white fox staff made jokes about how Rem is the heroine of this show and not Emilia

>>155112113
By cutting Rem's scenes and changing the tree scene? Kek, Rem the Waifubait is garbage.

>>155112113
>Rem: Zero

>there is zero rem at the end of the anime

pottery

>>155110510
Emiliafags btfo

test

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>>155102597
k

I FUKIN HATE ELFS

>>155112233
nice quad doubles for a test

>>155111538
Really fires up your almonds, doesn't it? The anti-Satella theory seems more solid to me now, honestly.

>>155112441
Anti-Satella?

>>155112514
Some kind of being that could maybe kill Satella for sure

>>155112884
Who's Rem?

>>155112578
>implying Ram herself is not a shit.

Why do people keep posting Emilia with dogs?

>>155113009
Basically the only things interested in her are sub-humans, essentially beasts. A dog is fine too.

>>155113045
I don't get it, is it a quote from the novel?

You'd fit right in on reddit

>>155102597
She's a cartoon, not you're waifu.

>>155112840
Why would the moderate side of the Witch Cult, presumed Satella worshipers themselves, approve of that? Why would that necessitate dressing her up like Satella? How does her being an ideal vessel for Satella even help?

>>155102597
Well OP, I seem to have the same problem

>>155113353
Good point, hadn't thought of that. But then I'm at a loss why she's the hope of the forest unless she's pretty much destined from birth to become the Witch of Envy. But why would Puck go along with it, with all the disdain he holds towards the WoE? Nothing at all adds up

>>155111538
Btw, seems like Volume 12 is on Nyaa

>>155113353
>>155113470
What is even the purpose of a moderate side of the witch cult?

>>155113470
Well, it's obvious that something screwy is going on with everything. Maybe Satella was a failed experiment, and Emilia is a way for them to start over from zero and hopefully avoid. A replacement for whatever they were originally trying to do with Satella.

>>155114014
Maybe a faction that wasn't actively trying to reawaken Satella or something of the kind, just content with worshipping her.

>>155114061
What's the difference between Satella and Emilia then? But I'll agree with you that Emilia might be intended to take the Envy Witch Genes. Puck does say that the Ordeal is too much for Emilia to bear in one of the Bad Ends in Arc 4 (the one where Subaru impales himself), but the key word is "now". It's too much "now", but somewhere down the line it wouldn't be too much for her.

>>155111264
Hey, studying can be a hobby.

>>155112113
>cutting Rem's scenes
They don't deserve to say anything about her, they are filthy half elf lovers

why DID she use the witch's name in the first episode?

>>155115548
>>155110656

I wanna read Subaru's liberation of Beako already.

>>155115307
Studying, as in reading educational texts and practicing what you're learning with the intent of committing that knowledge to memory. I think that can be a hobby.

>>155111365
>the other way around

Queen Cuck? You're absolutely right.

>>155110510
Nah that's whitefox

>>155115597
It's not her hobby. She does it because she has to and not because she's passionate about.

Singing is also not her hobby. Just because she did it once doesn't make it a hobby. Fighting is not a hobby.

Emilia has actually no hobbies.

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>>155115618
As in Rem is stealing Subaru

>>155106381
fack off nigra

>>155109070
Sorry anon, but I LOVE EMILIA.

>>155116331
>Subaru calls out the Rem hater
Seems like he can actually be likable

>>155111240
Did that actually happen or is this just a photoshop?

Either way, I kekked.

me too

I can't believe there are "people" that actually watched an entire season of this tripe.

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>>155116804
ok

>>155102597
She's shit.
Not Nadeko-levels of shit but close.

>>155104094
Sounds like more than enough reason to watch it.