ITT: Quotes you live by

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>>154741855

>>154741966
It is from episode 2 of Mizugi Kanojo, my friend.
The exact quote is around the 15:50 mark.

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>>154741855

>>154741966
Mizugi Kanojo.

It's fucking hot

>>154742277
>Mizugi
>hot
Yeah

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>>154741855

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read this manga 15 years ago
15 years later I'm a doctor, helping people and telling them "I don't charge you any money."
I need to give Togashi a hug.

>>154742583
how the hell to you support yourself?

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>>154742273
Are you me?

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>>154741855

>>154742691
so youre a slut?

>>154742654
Medical insurance fraud

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>>154742859
this is a good thread

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>>154741855

>>154742881

He was right

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>>154742661
Fun things are fun but the most fun is when you've got the best of both worlds.

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>>154741855

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>>154743084
Mah nigga.

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>>154743005

>>154743180
TO GENSOKYO

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>>154741855

>>154743173
It has NTR

>>154742654
Because I make $400k during my day job
It's all about money at the end.

>>154743280
Bring it on

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>>154741855

>>154743435
meme50

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>>154743288
>88
If only this were a different board.

>>154742968
That left hand though.

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>>154743288
dubs have decided this is truth

>>154743218
This is very, very true

>>154743394
What's your night job?

>>154743508
You're a star

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wisest words ever spoken

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>>154741855

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>>154742671
Oh my

>>154743930
Is it gay if the penis is small and cute?

>>154743755
Treating people in the free clinic

>>154742671
I remember that.

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Heard that one quite a lot.

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>ITT
Immortal words by timeless minds

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>>154741855
I have a gender bender fetish

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>>154741855

Damn, I knew many weebs were degenerate... but not to this extent.

Anyone else here who isn't a massive deviant? I suddenly felt so alone.

>>154746859
Fuck you

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>>154746897
Looks like Sekkou Boys

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>>154746897
AOTS from a year ago.

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>>154743461

my nigga

>>154747025
Lurk moar

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>>154746900

>>154746378
that is actually to save the life of the girl hes fucking

>>154742931
You got me, pham.

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>>154743084

>>154747025
http://store.steampowered.com/app/70400/

Try it, it's very good. There's a free demo aswell

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>>154741855

>>154747053
why did this series get so depressing

>>154746759
Pff, keep dreaming

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>>154747554
thank you, kind anon, i'm looking forward to try it

>>154741855
Fag.

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These are ultimate words of wisdom.

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>>154742256

>>154748132
How can OP be a faggot if he's a little girl like all of us?

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>>154748204
>swastika in eye
What kind of eye-hax is that?

>>154741894
Amen brother. That's from Words Worth right? What a classic

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>>154748249
You have to be loli hitler to obtain it.

>>154748338
But could it defeat Madara Uchiha?

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>>154741855

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Wisdom.

>>154742691
[Kuroiwa Menou] Souguu! Amazoness Oyako | Encounter with the Mother and Daughter Amazons! (Eclipse) [English] [desudesu]

This is great.

I wish Amazon-ish stuff would be easier to find.

>>154742671
Fuck me im never forgetting that now.

>>154741855
If I remember correctly they don't even show the full sex scene

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>>154741855

>>154743394
What's your day job?

>>154749342
I'm a black prince.

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How is this not the first post?

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My views on warfare

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>>154742968

>>154748858

Wew. That was a good read. Thanks anon

>>154743288
>88
Really makes you think

>>154750554
>more dumb intelligent sounding lines that actually mean nothing

>>154743699
>dubs have decided this is truth

>>154750779
I remember that doujin.

>>154749729
The daughter is extremely cute.

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>>154741855

>>154750986
me too, I don't even know how I ended up there

>>154751233
Was a pretty good fap though.

>>154751273
well, it wasn't really my kink, but it was funny

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The deepest

>>154742881
Holy fuck.

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Replace husband with wife

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Ancient Shaolin wisdom.

>>154751817
the ultimate virgin

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>>154742756

DELETE

>>154743930
Who's this lesbian?

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It's the only reason I haven't become a murderer. Thank you, mysterious boy.

>>154752287
>censoring "men"
TUMBLR GET OUT

>>154744257
god i hope not

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Fake it till you make it.

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>>154742256
>>154748163

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Vroom vroom.

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>>154753222
>ribbit

>>154745180
>Tfw when that wordplay was probably created by the translator and not the actual script writers

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There's always a silver lining.

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from /m/ with love

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>nobody posted this yet

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Works every time.

>>154753543
>>>/co/

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Vote for Pablo.

>>154743910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGL1x40p46s

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>>154741855

>>154753566
Nice

>>154753260
fuck i cant find the /fit/ greentext about an anon wheeling around his gym with 2 ab wheels making motor noises.

>>154743061
the problem of this is when you don't have a time limit to do something so you end up never doing it. God being like this is ruining my life.

>>154746759
You have to go back

>>154742256
Why does this homo have two female, IE Venus symbols on his face?

>>154753771
I need this.

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>>154753771
I only got this one myself.

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Wish I had saved that set of lines from Nekopara.

Oh well.

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>>154754599
>>154754647

>>154754069
>cropped

FML

>>154752881
what page or volume is this anyway?

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>>154753771

This the one?

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>>154754599
Your picture is incorrect.

>>154755175
Between 2010-2015, /fit/ and /v/ produced the most amazing greentext stories I've ever seen. If you actually saved all of them and made a book, you'd be rich.

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>>154742856

>>154746759
get off your high horse, you jack off to a computer screen like the rest of us

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>>154753360
>do not do strange things in the toilets of other people's houses without their permission
>it could have an effect of your afterlife
Shit, when I was 15, at the height of puberty, and visiting my aunt and uncle's place in another country I jerked off in their bathroom. How fucked am I?

>>154741855

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>>154742756

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>>154756075
You're done for

>>154753260
bornthisway.png

>>154755418
I'm more amused by /k/'s greentext stories, particularly if they involve MREs.

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Words to live by

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>>154755648
>that doujin
>that artist

>>154756648
I was never really big on /k/'s stuff because it scared me away with the semen brownies. Though the guy reloading shotgun shells and making napalm to shoot a squirrel that ended up lighting a forest on fire was fucking hilarious.

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>>154756870
>semen brownies

Should I even ask...?

>>154756187
What'd I miss?

>>154756906
Long story short /k/ had a meet-up and someone made and brought brownies and jacked off in them before the meeting.

>>154756906
The moral of the story is never go to a /k/ meetup.

In fact, never go to any 4chan meetup and avoid 4chan groups.

>>154746849
tumblr obv

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too my good friend lelvis

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>>154755175
>captcha: store fronts
>one is a bicycle store

>>154756648
Those get old real quick
>eat MRE
>stomatch hurt
>20 lines describing with excessibe hyperbole the properties of my shitting
>me reaction to not needing to wipe

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>>154741855

>>154748274
The only Hentai people do, in fact, watch for the plot.

>>154757274
That's what makes them funny.

>>154741855
>ITT: Quotes you live by

anything and everything by our lord and savior 8man

>>154757310
What about Bible Black?

>>154746489
Took me until college for that one.

>>154757377
You need to be 18 to post here.

>>154757430
I wish I knew how to read.

>>154757430
What do you mean?

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>>154757430
>when I was 18
>took me until college
>college starts at 18

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>>154758008
It was after 1-2 years that I gave up trying because my peers were better at everything.

>>154750666
Satan pls

>>154742583
>"I don't charge you any money."
>sends an overpriced bill weeks later

But I'm happy you were able to follow your dreams Dr, Anon.

>>154743288
>>154743571
>>154750283
go back to the Youjo Senki thread

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>>154759571
Thanks, Anon. In return, that's called A Certain Futanari Girl's Masturbation Diary. Dunno which one but I'm about to find out.

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Obligatory.

>>154759562
no dont even watch it

>>154760757
I think is Dragon Maid

>>154760833
yes

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>>154760047
Truly, the greatest debate of our times.

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>>154741855

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>>154743288
I can see into your future, anon.

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>>154741855

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>>154741855

>>154742859
This is the second doujin I see with this premise, except the first was incest and the sister wanted the brother to leave something in the world before he perished from his disease

>>154753871
i fucking feel you dude

>>154743990
whats up with that filename

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>>154741855

>>154742756
>Slowly
anon pls

>>154748520
>this is a thing
wow

>>154766126
Are you perhaps literally shaking?

>>154756075
Same

>>154742583
Bullshit, even if you don't draw a salary the hospital needs to pay for equipment, rental and other overheads
Also pics or bs

>>154767250
This, though actual 3D will never understand.

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‏‏‏‏>>154741855

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requesting the "i want to marry sex" one

>>154743288
Beautiful.

>>154743200
well this is going into the fap folder
:l

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>>154748136

>>154767905
>tfw bent penis

>>154747702
The hope that they become bigger

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>>154770437

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>>154770608
look at this newfag

yes

>>154770608
7 posts down will reveal the answer (later season though). If you can deal then it's a wild ride.

>>154769507
What are the fucking chances it was just a coincidence? I wager the author was just fucking with us. Still, pretty funny.

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/a/

>>154771115
Watch seasons 1 and 2. Don't watch 3 unless you want to hate the series. Don't know if 4 and 5 will be any good yet, but given Kaneko's new attitude about the series, probably not.

>>154773306
What new attitude?

>>154753388
Old muslim wisdom.

>>154773524
His dad died before GX aired and it made him sad. That's why topdad was a thing. That's also why bad things don't happen to the heroes anymore. Symphogear has lost its actual story and themes and become and outlet for him to live vicariously though the series.

>>154758008
It varies from country to country though. 19-20 are common "normal" ages too in many countries.

>>154746378
greatest love story ever told

>>154758273
Do you have more of these birds?

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>>154763181
>>154753871

It ruined my uni already. I've given up on even trying.

>>154752222
Cringy post and not funny

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It's true

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>>154763524

>>154776368
H-manga was a mistake.

>>154775901
If you had the sauce I think you would be upset with us for giving it to you.
Nevertheless, your hint is that he's done a lot of stuff, and stuff that you've probably seen.

>>154742881
How is wanting a woman that wont cheat unrealistic

>>154775901
Literally in the first result in google image from the month old /pol/ thread