I want to fuck the autistic mage!

Used goods.

>>154691079
>145cm
>roughly 40kg

Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.

>>154691174

I'd fuck her on a flight of stairs.

Inbred loli.

>>154691174
Can't fuck a meme.

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>>154691079
Don't we all?

>>154691079
I want to suck her small perky tits

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c h e w

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She's just a kid, anon

>>154692832
what is she chewing?

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>>154692961
Does this look like a kid to you

>>154693001
asparagus anon, cant you see?
or where you expecting a meme reply?

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Don't lewd the walking nuke

>>154693147
I want to explode inside Megumin's ass.

>>154693147
I got an explosion for her.

>>154693391
>>154693432
Get in line

>>154691079
why she wears a collar? tranny hiding her adams apple?

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>>154694117

>>154691079
>mage
She is clearly a whorelock who only takes blast shape invocations to make her explosions bigger and flashier

>>154694117

No, why? Are you implying that would be a problem?

>>154695092
It would explain why she beats Yunyun at everything

>>154694117
choker draws attention to the area of neck/collarbones

>>154695092
there is no problem, a qt is a qt

I want to relax at home on a sofa with Megumin at my side and then casually confess my love for her.

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>>154691174
>I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.
I want a tiny gf NOW

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>>154691079
Yes I would.

>>154695415
I want to be someone's tiny gf but it'll never happen
Give up your dream

>>154695528
I wish I were as cute as Yunyun.

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>>154695575
Anon... you got pretty used to bathing with me, didn't you?

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Literally built for breeding.

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>>154691174
I can't believe this post is on it's way to becoming a copypasta for petite 2d girls.

>>154695575
It can't happen because you're a fat NEET

If your dick is feminine though, lose some weight and then we can talk

>>154696335
But Kazuma was a loser as well! I will die and then get reincarnated in a fantasy world with a cute arch wizard I can marry.

>>154696335
I do need to lose some weight
I'll always be big tho, unless you got something to shrink my skeleton

>>154696433
dont lie nigga
doesnt matter how big your bones are, if you are low bf it looks good

actually lowbf and 'UGE skeleton is top tier physique

>>154696220
It's not ma-gic,
It's mah-gina.

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>you actually think megumeme is the best girl

lol

>>154695575
I'd date you if you were 2d.

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Megumeme is NOT for breeding!

>>154696503
I'll try my best senpai

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>>154696799
Remember anon: diet controls weight, exercise controls muscles; combine both for best results.

>Kokuto drew a new Konosuba pic
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=61940001
Hot damn.

>>154696853
tfw trying to get down to 15%bf from 25
KILL ME

>>154696772
holy

FUCK

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>>154692961
anime 14 is AT LEAST real world 19

What does "Chunchunmaru" mean?

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S E X

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>>154696220
>genetically engineered to be as sexy as possible
>sexualized by her own mother so she can have grand kids

LITERALLY built for breeding

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>>154697144
s e x

>>154696983
The pleasure of being exploded inside.

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>>154697209
this image isnt accurate at all doe

>>154696957
>he hasn't seen a real 14 year old
Some girls can look 20 while some can look 10, it's a real strange age

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YunYun challenges Megumin to a duel: the one who can make the most anons cum wins.

Who do you help?

Vol 11 any day now.
I believe it.

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>>154697297
nigga we talking ANIME 14 here boi. rule of thumb is multiply age by 1.2 and add 2 and thats the general real world age

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>>154697221
Pump the chuuni cunny with cummy, how yummy!

>>154697364
I want to yunyun YunYun's yunyuns

>>154697414
Too bad, it is scheduled for 1 May

>>154697364
I want to impregnate yunyun

>>154692832
WHAT
A
BEAUTIFUL
EXPLOSION

>>154697364
We all know YunYun is not going to win anything. Ever.

>You will never be Trap Megumin and have one of the other party members start using you as a toy until you E X P L O D E

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>>154692961
13 is enough for legal sex in Japan, so what is the problem kid?

>>154697806
She won my heart.

>>154692961
Her body says otherwise~

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Why do I keep clicking on Megumin threads when I know I'm just going to fap again?

>>154694117
It suppresses her magical powers

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>>154696315
Funsize is best size after all

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>>154697885
remove tits

>>154697617
what is this image trying to show/demonstrate exactly?

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Where the fuck are the scans for that Takeda doujin? HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO WAIT

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>>154691174

>145 cm = 4'9"

>Little People of America (LPA) defines dwarfism as a medical or genetic condition that usually results in an adult height of 4'10" or shorter, among both men and women, although in some cases a person with a dwarfing condition may be slightly taller than that.

A LITERAL MIDGET

>>154698622
>adult height
I think you need to learn to read.

>>154698622
Anon the average japanese woman is 5"2

>>154698622
You can be 4'9" without being a midget if you don't have dwarfism.

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>>154696315
Was remembering this as well. I'm okay with this

Everybody is so busy jerking off to Megumin they won't see me say that I want to marry Wiz.

>>154699228
What? You want to marry who?

>>154698875
really?
I HAVE A PLANE TO CATCH

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>>154699228

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>>154699275

>>154698170
so much detail and the artist couldnt even bother to use an aliased brush

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>>154699627
Happy now fag?

>>154699275
Why was there a huge snake skeleton there?
Was it visible when the slime was around?

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Help me /a/, I think stop thinking about Megumin

>>154699888
now its blurry and pixelated at the same time

>>154700028
You're not alone. This has become an obssession for me.

I always thought that having a waifu was just a meme. But I never thought that I would someday develop strong feelings for a 2D character.

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>>154699948
Very briefly you can see it here when it's falling towards Kazuma.

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>>154700028
Embrace it.

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>>154700028
Welcome to the club!

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>>154700028
>ywn be a couple with Megumin

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>>154692832

>>154699948
>>154700196
I also noticed the spine in a couple other scenes. Kind of a neat detail. I assumed it was to help Hans support a form with so much mass, but when Wiz freezes him it seems like the spine was part of him.

>>154700415
That dress fits her really well.

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>>154701360
Did DEEN redeem themselves?

>>154701506
They put effort into important scenes only it seems.

>>154691079
Fuck, this pose is so sexy. I don't think they even realized how hot it is while drawing it.

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>>154701558
They knew what they were doing.

>>154701816
>that zettai ryouiki
Why's she so perfect?

>>154701816
Those hips though. 14 or not she's ready for breeding.

>>154702008
What hips? He thighs are tiny too.

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Thief Megumin is so...

>>154702337
flat?

>>154702337
Erotic!

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>>154702337
>budding mounds

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>>154691174
>>154696772

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>>154702248
You just gotta look at the curve there anon

>>154702337
The definition of delicious flat chest.

>>154698622
that only applies to adults you fucking retard.

>>154702337
Delicious!

>>154698622
She's 14, females don't stop growing until like 19. Now she's not going to grow a foot, but she'll grow a few inches. Her family is also poor, so she'll be undersized.

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>ywn be Kazuma and have a Megumin of your own

>>154698362
it's a reference image by the author

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Not only is she cute and erotic, she's pretty too!

>>154703198
I want to have fun with Megumin!

explosion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usaFa3MAmBo

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I can't stop cumming to this meme. Send help.

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>>154704456

Here, take this.

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>>154704538
You're not helping. I'm reaching severe dehydration and chafing.

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>>154704895
It's too much.

>>154702337
>dead husks

>>154704895
Her body is literally perfect.

Darkness confirmed for winning Kazumabowl.

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OTP

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I want to feel Megumin's nails dig into my back, make her toes curl and back arch as I explode deep inside of her unprotected, impregnating her.
Then we can raise a beautiful baby girl or boy together.

>>154705805
If Kazuma was a breasts man he'd have picked Wiz.

>Not wanting to hug her
also she's like 14, it's only ok with kazuma becauses he's only 3 years older than her and it's medieval fantasy australia anyway

>>154705805
>>154705881
Even Wiz has better odds of winning than Darkness.

>>154705877
but you're ugly, all you would do is pass on your sub-optimal genes.

>>154697806
She beat her once in vol 2 of the spinoff.

I don't even remember what in

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Why does Megumin love Kazuma ?

>>154706046
because he's reliable and kind-hearted

she even loves him more than explosions, and gve him the chance to re-spec her out of explosions, but he didn't and just put all of her points back into explosion

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>>154706046
Take a look to this.

>>154705955
Doesn't mean one doesn't want to improve their prospects, what do you want him to do impregnate a similarly ugly person and make ugly children? He's only stating in an overly complicated fashion that Megumin is made to breed due to her superior genetics.

>>154706046
Kazuma is an oddity in Fantasy Australia, where a bunch of OP nips come in and spend time not doing anything.

He's got every right to be a coward but whenever one of the group really wants something to happen for a non-selfish reason, he'll make sure it gets done.

He's basically a serious tsundere.

Plus, he lets his party kinda do whatever they want and bails them out if they get into bad situations. Aqua just wants to have fun, but Darkness and Megumin each have very personal reasons behind adventuring and serious flaws that Kazuma works around to do amazing things.

They really need to highlight how fucked up that world is. THE PLANTS WILL ATTACK YOU. ASPARAGUS APPARENTLY WILL FUCK YOU UP IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL. YOU TRY TO ROB A STORE AND SUDDENLY YOU GET ICED LIKE A BITCH BECAUSE THE STORE OWNER IS A FOREVER THIRTY YEAR OLD MILF WHO SPENDS HER FREE TIME LEARNING HIGHLY ADVANCED MAGIC FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES.

So uh.. Should I read the manga? I binged the anime over the past three days.

>>154703430
What hobbies would she have besides Explosion? Mind you, that takes up a lot of time.

>walk for a couple hours into the wilderness
>cast explosion
>have bf carry you home (longer than the walk there)
>have him wash your depleted body in the bath (up to an hour)

>>154706430
Read the LN.

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>>154706430
Read the LN

>>154706430
read the novels

>>154706447
Drinking contests.

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>no limp Megumin body pillow

>>154706460
>>154706461
>>154706496
Note taken, I'll add it to my list.

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>>154706537
I would do so many things to her limp body......... like undress her, bathe her, feed her until her strength has almost recovered, and then tuck her into bed.

>>154706447
She plays not-chess pretty often.

>>154706792
Was that actual notChess, from the games she played with yunyun it seemed like a 12 year old playing chess with "oh you're in checkmate"

"too bad EXPLOSION"

>>154706404
>the world is fucked up because you get punished for stealing from a store
Ok Tyrone

>>154706842
I think it's more "the shopkeeper is an arch wizard with ice magic instead of a gun"

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God, I wish that were me.

>>154706869
>You get shot and die
>You get frozen and die
Seems pretty similar to me desu

>>154706906
What is she grabbing??? I cant tell because of the censor

>>154706917
depending on how the magic actually works, being frozen to death could be worse

>>154695415
old hags are never tiny anon

>>154705910
lalatina was one really-stupid-kazuma-thought away from winning it all

>>154706906
I want to cum down her throat

>>154706937
It's a shitake
>>154706995
Really depends on the country

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>>154697916
Japan truly is the best country

>>154696957
Not at all.

>>154705805
The only way darkness end is going to happen is if you marry her to someone else then NTR her back

>>154706829
Explosion is an actual rule in fantasy ausi chess. As is the mobile fortress destroyer.

no shit. those aren't made up rules they're part of the fucking game.

>>154707211
Is flipping the board a rule too?

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>>154707261
>Is flipping the board a rule too?
that's what happens when you use explosion. (yes)

>not maxing out your MP so you can transfer it to Megumin for maximum explosions

Kazuma are you even trying.

>>154707822
He's the one who has to pick up the slack of his party's min max builds after all

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>>154707822
>pumping megumin full of your MP
>through your dick

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I bet Megumin would be a lot of fun in bed. She wouldn't lay there like a dead fish, she'd do half the work for you and want to try out all sorts of lewd stuff.

>>154708870
You mean she'd be non-japanese?

>>154694117
Black belt in blowjob.

>>154708938
She is Australian after all

>>154709165
You make a good point.
I've gotten so used to fantasy worlds that are perfect analogs of jap culture that I forgot this wasn't one of them.

>>154707822
He sort of does though.
He buys a shitload of some very rare and expensive crystals that allow Megumin to spam explosion diring the fight against the demon lord.

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>>154707822
Doesn't Aqua already have all the mana they could ever need?
They never seem to use that strategy again after the destroyer fight

>being attracted to someone with no boobs or butt

Sorry it's just not my taste. Aqua is best girl

>>154709957
Who would want some rotten goddess mana though?

Aqua's ok, I'd take her over Darkness.

Megumin and Wiz are better tho

>>154710337
>Complaining about no boobs and you pick aqua

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>>154710630
Aqua is the only girl that isn't flat as a board or a cowtit monster
Moderation is underrated

>>154710754
what about yunyun's yunyuns

>>154710754
You forgot Eris-sama.

>>154710779
ERIS PADS HER CHEST

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Imagine tiny little Megumin being effortlessly picked up DEENguy's massive hands, and being repeatedly thrust up and down his gargantuan cock

>>154710864
LIES AND SLANDER BY AXIS CULT

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Why don't Aquafags go make their own thread instead of ruining our lewd Megumin thread?

>>154710864
At last I truly see

>>154710864
What an idiot. She should proudly flaunt her delicious petite tits.

>>154710917
are you self-inserting as megumeme?

>>154710951
It's only one guy. Don't mind him too much.

I want to lewd Megumin with /a/.

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>>154710951
>that picture
Megumin's design would have been 10x better if she was constantly barefoot like that.
Not even a footfag but sometimes being barefoot or having your feet exposed in some way can really top off a good look.

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>>154711113
To be honest, I'd enjoy both sides equally

>>154711218
Or make her look like she is way more poor that she is.

Or was, now Kazuma daddy takes her of all her expenses.

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>>154692832
What a beautiful post! There must be no other board as based as /a/. This feels like a picnic.

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>>154711218

I am a footfag and I approve this message. Exposed toes are lewd, as if she wasn't lewd enough already.

>>154711218
>>154711457
>wanting to get rid of delicious zettai ryouiki
Absolutely revolting.

Why didn't Kazuma let Megumin call him onii-chan?

>>154711536

You can keep the zr, but provide toeless socks. Best of both worlds.

>>154711572
Because Megumin isn't the little sister. She's the loli.

>>154711616
Toeless thigh high socks and the bandages wrapped around her leg/foot like in those two pictures, PLUS add sewn on mismatching patches in random spots on her clothes, cape, and hat.
Would all further emphasize her poor background.

>>154711636
I'm surprised he doesn't want literally every female to call him that.

>>154700028
Chomusuke a qt

>>154711769

> Toeless thigh high socks and the bandages wrapped around her leg/foot

Muh dick.

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Friendly reminder:
>ywn be nestled in Megumin's SHITT

>>154691174
lmao my gf is 150cm and weighs like 43kg

it's like fucking a loli or something

>>154712116
y-you can't have 2d girlfriends, we've talked about this before, haven't we anon?

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>erotic
>cute
>pretty
>instantly recognizable
>unique but also archetypal
>not overdesigned but not boring either

Fantastic character design tbhfam

>>154697200
>megumin is the mascot of syria generals in /pol/
wait what

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>>154712384
It's really perfect.

>>154712834
You didn't know? Who else to EXPLODE muslim extremists in the middle east?

>>154712384
And you can still somehow picture her vomiting.

>>154712882
why is /pol/ watching anime

>>154691079
>autistic
>the most normal out of the heroines

>>154712907
There is a lot of crossover between /pol/ and /a/.
You probably talk to many /pol/acks on /a/ without even knowing.

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>>154712848

Perfect for my dick.

>>154712988
But anime is so degenerate (which is why it's great)
how can they cope

>>154712988
disgusting

>>154712907
Why aren't the other boards watching anime? /a/ and /pol/ are two of the most normal boards on this shitpile of a website.

>>154713024
>degenerate
Purity fags keep things from spiraling out of control.

>>154713029
Jews fear the Samurai. It shouldn't be shocking that /pol/ considers nips as honorary aryans.

>>154713041
/v/ watches anime but pretends not to
there are daily /tg/ threads are "what's the best RPG system to play INSERT ANIME HERE"

so there's those I guess

>>154712973
Kazuma is the most normal of all the Konosubas. He's just a dude who reacts to the asinine shit his party puts up with.

Aqua is the most normal of all the Konosubas. She's just someone who has odd talents and wants to enjoy life to the fullest.


Darkness is the most normal of all the Konosubas. She's the only one who observes the caste system which is central to the way of life.

Megumin is the most normal of all the Konosubas. She's the only characters whose personality has not drastically changed the story.

Kazuma is the weirdest of the Konosubas. He's constantly scheming and tries to live his life through the only lense he knows: anime and games.

Aqua is the weirdest of all the Konosubas. She's dumb and her mistakes have been the biggest factor of the party's direction.

Darkness is the weirdest of all the Konosubas. She likes getting hit and abstains from offense because she doesn't want to end fights.

Megumin is the weirdest of all the Konosubas. She's so obsessed with big dick AoE DPS that she min-maxed to the point of uselessness.

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Does she have the most delicious of delicious flat chests?

>>154713138
Just goes to show there is a lot of crossover. As long as the board cultures don't clash, who cares really.

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POST MORE MEGUMIN

>>154712973
>>154713182

It's a "straightman and joker" sort of slapstick comedy show. Does it really matter what the characters are intrinsically like? They've all been designed to play off each other in the funniest ways possible.

>>154713240
The series works the best because everyone can play either role depending on the situation.

So none of the Konosubas are normal and all of them are.

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>>154713129
Arigato my Fuhrer

If only there was no aqua.
I would actually watch this show

oh well, I'll keep reading the megumeme porn

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>>154713203
>>154713231
Look at how flat she is. I don't think we can get flatter than this.

>>154696865
>Please login to continue r-18 picture

Kill yourself

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>>154713333
>checked
Also, I normally prefer some titty, but Megumin passes anyway.

>>154712907
There's more /a/ crossboarders to /pol/ than /pol/ to /a/

>>154712907

Everyone on this site is a fucking weaboo. Yes, even those /DIY/ and cars board.

>>154712907
It's weird how people forget 4chan is an anime forum over everything else

>>154713138
>there are daily /tg/ threads are "what's the best RPG system to play INSERT ANIME HERE"
But on the other hand you have tons of people on /tg/ who go "REEEEEE! Why is there animu on my tibetan finger-painting board!?"

>>154706653
Don't forget the eggs.

>>154714325
but then again, there's the pathfinder general

>>154713358
>EOP trash doesn't have a pixiv account

I bet you don't even need to translate shit manually anymore since they translated the UI. Fuck off.

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>>154713333
There are definitely flatter girls than Megumin. Megumin has budding mounds, though DEEN sometimes doesn't draw them. You can see them pretty clearly in S2 episode 9.

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>>154691079
I want to _be_ the autistic mage!

>>154714437
>Pathfinder
Pig disgusting.

why isn't there a site that imagegrabs from pixiv yet?
>have to search shows and characters in moon runes
>have to pay to order by popularity

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>>154714728
While there are many reasons I want to become Megumin, I have one reason that is really strange and specific.

I want to know what it's like to walk around and not have your thighs touch together

>>154714724
They are the perfect size!
>>154701506

>>154714912
truth in many different levels

>>154698127
I want to manhandle Shinoa's tiny body. Just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.

>>154714724

Budding mounds are the best form of delicious flatness.

>>154714946
Mine don't.

Git gud I guess?

>>154691079
She's literally the only reason to watch that garbage.

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>>154691079

I don't know anon, she's kinda young. Didn't she just turn like 14 or something?

>>154715570
She's already of legal age to marry in fantasy australia.

>>154715570
Hatless megumin best megumin.

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>>154715570
Megumin is a mature young lady who desires to be treated as a woman, and that's exactly what I'm going to do.

>>154692832
Chun chun chew

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>>154715704
Dunno about the first quoted post, but the second is "Kono Bakuretsudou ni Gohoubi o!" by Piro. It's pretty damn good

>>154714914
I use Pixiv++ and Pixiv Tool. They work well enough.

>>154715787
Ideal sex Megumin:
>hat off
>boots off
>eyepatch off
>choker on
>tunic on
>bandages on
>thigh high on

>>154715998
>>tunic on
yes

>>154697364
>YunYun challenges Megumin to a duel: the one who can make the most anons cum wins.

Megumin ends up teasing off 20+ people just by leaning towards them and whispering in their ears.

YunYun misunderstands the rule and thinks you need to have full intercourse. Ends up with one person with a short refractory period who tricks her into thinking he still hasn't cum yet, despite going at it for over an hour. She loses the completion and is impregnated. The father abandons her immediately. After saving up all of her money to buy a small house and decorating a baby's room, she miscarries. Doctors are baffled and tell her "the baby rejected her body".

>>154713358
>not having a pixiv account
You have no right to speak.

>>154716089
>Doctors are baffled and tell her "the baby rejected her body".

Holy shit anon that made my day. Thank you.

I love Konosuba, but I wish Deen didn't DEEN it

>>154715998
>>hat off
>>boots off
>>eyepatch off
gay

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>>154716089
delte ths....

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>>154716089
>the baby rejected her body

We have hit peak bullying

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>>154716089
DELET

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>>154716089
>she miscarries. Doctors are baffled and tell her "the baby rejected her body".

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>>154716089

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>>154716328
ywn join Kazuma's party

>>154716089
sometimes /a/ is in tune with my inner thoughts

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I'm loving all this bullying going on

>>154716089
>the baby rejected her body

these are the moment's I bother to hang around /a/ for. they're few and far between but occasionally an /a/non hits one out of the park and it's fucking glorious.

>>154691174
>40kg
I'd just carry her around the house fucking her.

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>>154716089
>Doctors are baffled and tell her "the baby rejected her body".

>>154717302
Would you just pick her up and jackhammer her?

>>154691174
>>154717302
>40kg
>tfw so weak can't even carry her around the house

I need to get /fit/

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>>154716089
DELETE THIS NOW

>>154717504
It's easier than it sounds. It's not like you're picking up a 40kg dumbbell, a body is more distributed.

>>154691174
>40 kg
Jesus fuck she's fat for her height. No thanks.

>>154717612
I need to find a 40kg human doll to practice

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>>154716896
First, it was this image.

Then we had the edgy anon who wanted to break Megumin by feeding her Kazuma.

Now we have Yunyun's child committing sudoku because it didn't want to be YunYun's baby.

How can we escalate it from here? Who is the next target?

>>154717736
>Who is the next target?

Wiz.

>>154717736
Eris
Chris
The boob-lady at the guild.

>>154717842
>The boob-lady at the guild.
there needs to be more porn of her

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>>154716896
I get worried knowing there are people who willingly save this to their computer

>>154717888
It's aqua though
she deserves it

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>>154716896
>yfw wifebeater saga with kazuma demanding aqua heal herself to hide the evidence

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>>154717870
She manages to outrun the artists.

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>>154717995
>ywn fug those tiddies

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>>154717963

>>154691079
I want to explode inside Megumin

>>154697364
>YunYun challenges Megumin to a duel: the one who can make the most anons cum wins.
Anons will line up for fucking megumin while yunyun gets naked, crying and begging some fat geeks in the queue for fucking her, telling them she would even pay them for doing it.

>>154716896
I don't like Aqua and even I find this is too much

>>154697916
Prefecture laws > national laws. Minimum legal age in practice is 16 at least and 18 at most depending on the prefecture. Be stupid somewhere else.

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>>154717736
Only Aqua and YunYun are good for hardcore bullying because they are literally born to be bullied. Megumin is a good choice if you're going more for horror/edge than comedy.

Darkness loves it, and Chris/Eris/Wiz/Luna lack the characterization for us to know what makes them "tick" that we can take advantage of. It's harder to do anything more than basic/harmless bullying with them. Besides, wouldn't you feel bad for bullying Wiz?

>>154718213
Don't worry, Aqua is stronger than him

>>154718092
Elaborate.

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>she will never say your name with this much energy

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Did that anon ever translate Artisan Weaver's succubus order?

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>>154717963

>>154712907
Generals are usually filled with animePosting

>mfw ISIS has being bombes twice by russian strikes using information given to them by /sg/

>>154717736
Haven't seen Kazunyan himself bullied.

>>154718496
>Not touching her flat chest or butt
Lame

>>154714946
Fat ass hit the gym.

>>154716089
stop.

>>154712907

because it's on an anime website obviously

>>154715469
>>154719313
>his muscled thighs don't touch

Do you even lift?

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>>154716089
Unbelievable

>>154700028

I love her so much that I want to make dynamites in large amount to make her completely useless

>>154702337

Best Couple. Hope we see them and Chris go for good thievery.

>>154706430

Manga is poor quality and not worth it. Just read LN.

>>154712907

Because people can have multiple interests. I personally hate politics in /a/ though. I am here to escape reality, not to be reminded of it.

>>154720006
Having an interest in politics on going on /pol/ are two very different things.

>>154699228
Youtube comments. Literal fucking youtube comments.

Is there no low 4chan can hit.

>>154707895
How many levels does he need before he becomes Rance?

>>154708870
>She wouldn't lay there like a dead fish
She would if she cast explosion earlier.

The fact that Kazu has helped her get home, countless times, while she was completely helpless, is testament to the fact he's actually extremely in control of himself. The only times he's tried to molest her, she's been in full control of her faculties.

>>154718826
>>mfw ISIS has being bombes twice by russian strikes using information given to them by /sg/

This is probably true but I refuse to accept a reality where this happened

>>154721004
Can you molest the willing?

>>154721012
As in, posted in the general? Which Russia then uses as public information.

>>154721004
Which episode had the bad touch again?

>>154721004
Did you forget how he carried her so that her flat chest would touch his back?

>>154721090
Surely it was a coincidence

>>154721043
Probably not, but I suppose that's more to my point. For any slights one might bring against his character, he's been incredibly well behaved toward her. Not to say he's Innocent or any such nonsense.

>>154721113
To be fair, you see girls with actual tits get carried like that too. Something was going to be touching his back, no matter what, flat or otherwise.

>>154721113
That's sort of unavoidable while carrying someone piggyback.

If anything, him saying that was the molestation. Megumin didn't care or think about her chest touching Kazumas back when it was happening. It was only when Kazuma said "oh by they that was totally on purpose I was molesting you and you didn't even notice" that she gets upset. And again, he only said it to her while she was ok and able to move.

Black pantsu is the best sort.