Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.
What is the point of have two Megumin threads in a row? It's not healthy to ejaculate 5+ times a day, give anons a break.
Does Megumin in the LN ever get enough mana to cast two explosions in the same day?
I don't think we're going to get more depraved than this.
S1 is vastly overrated
S2's first half is prett good, some funny moments and show other traits for the characters instead of making them perpetual one-joke ones
S2's last arc is not that good, still better than S1
Slightly heavier than this. I hope you guys are fit if you're planning anything wild.
>I hope you guys are fit
Of course, where do you think you are?
I was hoping this wasn't the bunny figure
It doesnt fit her at all
Kohai, I'm sorry, but this is what happens when there is an oversaturation of memetic imagery within forums and waifus become a joke within themself (the character, not the concept waifus in general).
I'm sure there will be Lucoa figures as well with their own bunny or swimsuit version and yes, it's garbage, but at least it fits that character.
I feel you on the Megumin sentiment.
Will never have a good Megumin figure.
How did this become a thing when my original post only got a single reply?
someone should make a konosuba version
ywn hold Megumin and Kazuma down facing eachother, and force Kazuma to watch 50 bandits run a train on Megumin's limp body as she weeps over her lost innocence
Megumin is slut who dresses like a sex slave and fell for a literal douchebag, and is a useless parasite of a """mage""" who can't do anything for herself. She deserves nothing more than to used, abused, and cast aside when her pathetic childish body is no longer fit for entertainment.
>Not using mind-control magic on Kazuma so he can savagely rape Megumin to death, and see his face of pure despair when he will come to his senses and see the cold corpse of Megumin still being violated by him a moment ago.
>Do you even try, anon?
Sorry guys, I tried but I'm just not edgy enough.
Small for Aqua =/= small for Megumin
She doesn't seem like the type to sneak into the men's locker room, so I doubt Megumin has ever seen a penis before. Meanwhile, Aqua has met a lot of men who have died naked.
>"Kazuma's child is inside me"
What does Megumin do?
Aqua's position looks a bit familiar, almost like I've seen it before
>Darkness has a child
>Megumin gets twins
>Yunyun joins in and gets triplets
>Megumin dies during childbirth and the triplets reject Yunyun's body
>Implying Megumin doesn't have the hips for childbirth
What kind of mother dresses their 13 year old daughter like this before sending them alone into the world?
Did she walk into the clothing store and ask what outfit would most likely result in her getting gangbanged?
What kind of mother sends their 13 year old daughter alone into the world, knowing that she will faint after using her only attack?
It's like she wanted Megumeme to get
devoured by giant toads
I think it is more of a local culture thing. Half of the men walk around topless and that another huge slut of a mage had a full length opening in her robe, full frontal, while going commando.
Has the LN/manga done anything funny regarding Megumin's poorfag lifestyle? Stealing food, fishing with bare hands, hunting critters, etc.
Megumin has an >>>/out/ side to her we don't really get to see
Look at the adventurer in the back.
Do you mean that you'd just take her fishing? Because I think that'd be really relaxing.
While it's been stated that she's the most powerful magic user in the Crimson academy, how does she stack-up chuuni-wise compared to the rest of the village? I know at least Arue is the superior chuuni.
This, and I'm glad it's like that.
Well if you're looking for something cruel and realistic, I can
happilysay that nothing like that exists
Now I'm wondering how well Kiritsugu would fare in Fantasy Australia.
Here you go. As you can see, Megumin has the body of an eleven year old girl.
>4"10 reaches to about my solar plexus
>small even by Japan standards
>drowning in hot pussy
>Implying I don't have around 150 cm, 48kg gf while being 193cm and 88kg yourself
I actually got bad looks from my friends when I showed her first time to them when she was 18 and even smaller
>no doujins of Artisan Weaver crushing Megumin's tiny body in a mating press
This one has rape in the tags, though it could be mistaken for just really rough fucking (since I can't read Chinese)
I would keep going if I could extend my refractory period
I heard doing shit like eating watermelon helps. I also have the libido of a 14 year old despite jerking off just about every day for 8 years straight
This is Megumin next to Shaq.
>Megumin barely comes up to my chest
>she will never stare up at me with her puppy dog eyes while I hold her close to my heart
End my fucking life right now
Is it? I'm starting to realize that I'm a giant in Japan.
The definitive height rankings.
So how much do other Megumemers care about purity? Is Megumin a pure, innocent maiden?
What anime girl doesn't want Shaq?
Nylon panties already exist in their world, making a modern-ish T-shirt should be possible
The sega prize is bretty good
Not after the first year or so of living together they're not. Especially not when it's a serious cosplayer who puts like 200 hours into every costume and never shows skin and not some teenage slut in an ebay costume.
I'd use the frog juice as lube just to fuck her.
>not jerking off 7-12 times a day
HOW DO I LOWER MY REFRACTORY PERIOD
I WANT TO BECOME A HENTAI DOUJIN PROTAGONIST
This Megumin is cute. Post more Megumin if you agree.
But how? I cum once and that's all, dick just goes limp despite how much I try to get it hard again. I can get it mostly hard again in about 10-15 minutes. What do you mean keep cumming though? Keep jerking off all in one go? I can try, and I'll certainly add more zinc to my diet, my mom buys it all the time I'll just keep taking pills with my meals
>my mom buys it all the time
Don't worry kid, I can get you shooting multiple goos in no time. Just start jerking, and after you cum, just keep jerking. You're going to have to use multiple stimulants though, don't just sit there and jack off to the same page for ten minutes. Have a library ready.
I'm happy that Megufags are the lewdest people on /a/
The Grevyi Zebra masturbates 11 times a day, once every 90 minutes after it wakes from sleep. It is the largest species of horse and ejaculates about 1.3 liters.
You should make one your sensei and train in the shrub forest somewhere.
>ywn use tinder on Megumin's tunic after stealing her panties in the middle of Axel town, forcing her to chase you around with her pussy exposed to hundreds of bystanders
>ywn place the wish-granting collar around her neck before running off to the Guild where she is forced to suck your dick where everyone can see her for the little slut she is
>not living with his mother
>posting on /a/
disgrace to NEETs everywhere
And I'm doing nofap right now, but I'm also torturing myself by building up my favorites on sad panda, I'll cum for days. Thanks for the advice, anon. Hopefully I'll be dead before the erectile dysfunction kicks in
>While the foal will not likely be his, the stallion will look after it to ensure that the female stays in his territory
what are you trying to get me into?
I want to show Megumin a massive container that contains all the semen from our world that has been shed towards her.
And then fulfill the dreams for hundreds of thousands of people by drain-touching her to the point of collapse, and hooking her up to the container and pumping all the semen into her. Unable to contain even a thousandth of it, it gushes out of her pussy around the head of the hose like a geyser. A day later, she lies exhausted and broken in a puddle of her fans' affections.
Careful, the human Wiz might be more dangerous than the undead Wiz
Ever since we got webms I hate those little squares in gifs.
What is [s4s] and why does it like Megumin so much?
Based on the in class questions she "gets wrong" has a little more common sense than the average clansman. There were several questions she got wrong because the answer was "It looks cool".
On the other hand, everyone in the village even as chuuni as they are are realistic enough to know explosion magic is completely pointless to learn.
I have notes in ffmpeg to try and prevent that with a palette.
She is probably middle of the pack. They literally grade them on their coolness and she and Yumyum score badly several times. And they are not considered noteworthy in that department it seems. Meg's entire kit including her staff and eyepatch were gifts from her chuu2 classmates. Before that she just wore her school clothes as personal clothing until it got set on fire.
Basically she is somewhat chuuni and dressed up for the part by more adept retards.
One of the most mindblowing things in the anime for me was when she is stuck outside of the dungeon and is just practicing her bullshit incantations. That is super fucking chuuni. Before that, I thought she actually needed to perform incantations to cast the spell, then I noticed she modified it every time. Then the realization that none of it is even necessary and is just rad-sounding theatricality.
I got that one just yesterday. She is well worth the money but you get what you pay for. She has some sloppy glue (no jks plz) that frosted up in a few places. Paint is good, her eyes look good, and her staff is awesomely huge. Combined with her huge hat and cape, it makes her really seem waifish and hilarious.
I paid about $55 for her and am happy. $75 would be pushing it. Would buy again.
As for the subject matter, I don't ask questions.
>he hasn't reached the 20
>he hasn't had friction burns on his cock
Step aside plebeian.
actually, it was pretty fun to see all the anglo websites going full retard and focus half of their critics on this totally minor feature and forgetting everything else
well, in a more or less medieval society where agriculture engineering is unknown and food is not as easily found as ours and dietetic knowledge for proper growth is probably not a thing,she's probably in the normal zone
especially since she's a starving child
useless trivia: you can't put your full forearm into Shaq's shoes, from the elbow to the tip of the fingers
useless-2: your feet are approximately as long as your forearm (elbow to wrist)
Unfortunately it is probably genetics and age. When I was a teen I had effectively no refractory period, and I wasn't in good shape. I am in good shape now and it's more like three to five minutes. Girls don't care in the end.
>the baby rejected her body
The sick mind who came up with this fuckery
>all that weight distributed at the top
Literally designed to make her easy to topple and then rip off the thin layer of clothing covering the rest of her body. Only her tits and feet are safe.
drawfag already did two on the list, is he still on it?
It has more to do overall nutrition and environment after genetics. Asians are predisposed to being short. Improved food supply is directly linked with height increases etc.
Oh fuck it's the same person as that "3d smells, is dirty" guy.
>white stocking instead of bandages
tried an attempt at a Reine dojin last time, if that counts
here's a smile version with stuff
>here's a smile version with stuff
Okay, that version is hot.
All of the Konosuba girls are way too easy
>Megumin can't stop you from raping her after an explosion
>Darkness literally begs for your cock
>Aqua is so stupid you can probably convince her your dick is a popsicle or something
Darkness would probably want you to overpower her first, which may be tricky and I don't think getting raped counts as being easy.
You have a point with Aqua though, you probably could just ask and she'd do it.
>you probably could just ask and she'd do it.
Yeah, get Aqua drunk enough and you could just ask her for sex - no deception required.
I believe this has been discussed multiple times on /a/, and the answer is Yes.
>ntr is dying out isn't it?
oh no what will we do
Can you even call it a season 3 when it's basically a Megumin spinoff?
So far it has been the story of Kazuma and the party but the rest of the series is just nonstop Megumin-faggotry.
>basically a Megumin spinoff
>just nonstop Megumin-faggotry
Sign me up
ANONS! We are focusing on the wrong fucking issue here,
When is Kazuma getting a Volume!? I'm fucking sick and tired of Kazuma getting the short stick hes the best KONO SUBA.
Well speaking mostly of the novels, she gets really naggy later on, starting around V6 but turning up into overdrive after V7 when she supposedly has her "character development moment" and turns full no fun allowed.
Darkness had 3 and 7, Aqua's only really had 4
8 had more of a focus on Eris/Chris than anyone
I'm guessing the Aqua volumes will be near the end when they're about to fight the demon king
He only gets like one paragraph a novel these days, The perspective of the novels switched from Kazuma to Megumin about 4 novels ago and we also found out that she has found a love interest that is not Kazuma I think 6 novels back It's some pretty sad stuff IMO.
>The perspective of the novels switched from Kazuma to Megumin about 4 novels ago and we also found out that she has found a love interest that is not Kazuma I think 6 novels back
I think she already found out. That anon is just baiting.
There's a whole scene where Megumin tells Chris that Kazuma is just as important as EXPLOSIONS to her. Even said she loved Kazuma to his face and he spilled spaghetti.
Megumin is smashing popularity polls winning by insane margins (twice the votes of rank 2). She has 4 spin offs and 2 dedicated volumes. They could put more focus on Darkness, but shes a worthless character at this stage so they'd have to rework her from the ground up basically. Aqua and Kazuma have a certain focus in every single LN. Aqua gets spotlight for most of the jokes, Kazuma is the narrator. So the only two characters of the main cast that require LNs are Megumin and Darkness, especially since they have a history in fantasy Australia, neither Aqua nor Kazuma do.
She found out in Explosions vol 4.
She is sad because Chris and Kazuma are so close.
But in the epilogue,
she joins them in future raids, and propose to refer to Kazuma as "Kazuma-sama", which Kazuma jokingly accept.
Crimson-black blaze, king of myriad worlds,
though I promulgate the laws of nature,
I am the alias of destruction incarnate
in accordance with the principles of all creation.
Let the hammer of eternity descend unto me!
YuNS was supposed to release chapter 4 today, after delaying it several times for the last 3 months, but it seems he's going to delay it... again.
Some summaries and some bits of translation can be found in earlier threads.
I think it's one guy spamming his work. Like he just found out how to make gifs when we're all on webms.
Does this not look like a cool person to you?
Not always though.
Speaking of gifs; has anybody got a gif/webm of Aqua's God's Requiem where the bitrate isn't absolutely fucked? I'm having trouble making one myself with a 4chan-compatible file size.
Are you kidding me? Megumin is super cool.