>145cm >roughly 40kg Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle

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What is the point of have two Megumin threads in a row? It's not healthy to ejaculate 5+ times a day, give anons a break.

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Does Megumin in the LN ever get enough mana to cast two explosions in the same day?

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>>154742673
I want to fill her with my mana.

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I don't think we're going to get more depraved than this.

>>154742729
I want to cast Create Life on Megumin's body with my magic wand

I love how many doujins have been made using the scenario of Megumin losing strength after casting explosion magic

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Is this worth getting into?

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>>154742729
I want to fry her circuits

>>154742673
didn't she do it in the S1's last episode, after sucking mana from the damegami?

>>154743119
I haven't watched it but no.

>>154742392
I could spin her on my dick like a propeller

>>154743119
I just marathoned it the past 3 days, I thought it was pretty fun, I say go for it. I sure as hell know I can't for the OVA now.

>>154743119
What, Megumin's panties? Yes, I'd imagine they are worth getting into.

>>154743329
I think they'd be a little tight on me

>>154743119
It's pretty tight. Definitely worth it.

>>154743119
S1 is vastly overrated
S2's first half is prett good, some funny moments and show other traits for the characters instead of making them perpetual one-joke ones
S2's last arc is not that good, still better than S1

>>154743030
It's fun to take advantage of a helpless girl.

>>154742673
She'd just put all of that extra mana into one explosion instead.

>>154743030
Not enough. We need more doujins.

>>154742813
Some anon posted a list with different ways to bully Megumin. Some were edgy af.

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>>154743676
You mean this one ?

>>154743781
>no Megumin rape
Any bullying list is incomplete without that.

She's perfect for kissing,cuddling and holding hands with.

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Slightly heavier than this. I hope you guys are fit if you're planning anything wild.

>>154744182
Carrying a person is easier than carrying a block

>>154744221
I always wondered why it is so

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>>154744182
>I hope you guys are fit
Of course, where do you think you are?

>>154744243
distribution of weight is more even so you carry them with more of your body

http://www.goodsmile.info/en/product/6321/Megumin+Bunny+Ver.html

Oh baby, oh baby

>>154744037
Not creative enough

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>>154744312
I was hoping this wasn't the bunny figure

It doesnt fit her at all

>>154744391
Rape can get pretty creative if you use your imagination.

Any news about season 3 anons? With those sales it would be pretty stupid not doing another one

>>154744433
She does look like a complete total whore on there

>>154744433
Kohai, I'm sorry, but this is what happens when there is an oversaturation of memetic imagery within forums and waifus become a joke within themself (the character, not the concept waifus in general).

I'm sure there will be Lucoa figures as well with their own bunny or swimsuit version and yes, it's garbage, but at least it fits that character.

I feel you on the Megumin sentiment.

>>154744312
Seen the figure a dozen times in buyfag thread but had no idea it was Megumin.
I didn't think it was possible to ruin her. But GSC managed it.

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>>154744659

>>154744659

It really is the pits. I thought it was supposed to be Haruhi.

>>154743462

Sasuga

>>154744844
>Megumin's legs

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Will never have a good Megumin figure.
>No eyepatch
>No staff

>>154744997
jesus just now noticed. If she's 4 feet tall then 3 of those are her legs fugggg

>>154744312
Wow, where's dakunesuuuuu?

>>154742670
>It's not healthy to ejaculate 5+ times a day, give anons a break.
The limit is like 50 or something. That is heart attack valley.

Megumin (Male) getting rocked around by Darkness and Wiz at the same time.

>>154742392
That's a lot of cum for such a little girl.

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>>154746132
She needs the protein

>>154744844
It looks like they just have a couple pre-fab molds and just change the heads.

>>154746195
See >>154734684
They change the outfit slightly, but the legs are definitely pre-fab.

>>154744283
what in the actual fuck? wasn't there at least ONE sane person present at the production to prevent this ?
this reminds me of that one panel in the super kickers manga

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>>154746929

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>>154742392
How did this become a thing when my original post only got a single reply?

>>154747002
>tfw you will never be as tall as that 5 foot 10 gigantor in the back

>>154747098
he's 5'10"?
What a manlet

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>>154743282

>>154747076
It was so good it didn't need replies.
We imagined the whole scenario.

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>>154747098
someone should make a konosuba version

>>154747228
>Conan Exile, the anime

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>>154744037
>ywn hold Megumin and Kazuma down facing eachother, and force Kazuma to watch 50 bandits run a train on Megumin's limp body as she weeps over her lost innocence

>>154745414
Has someone even done 50? I can barely get 3 times and not only do i feel like garbage but i dont have enough stamina.

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>>154747076
Because I screencapped it

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>>154743781

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Megumin is slut who dresses like a sex slave and fell for a literal douchebag, and is a useless parasite of a """mage""" who can't do anything for herself. She deserves nothing more than to used, abused, and cast aside when her pathetic childish body is no longer fit for entertainment.

>>154747281
lol fucking stop

>>154748399
You're not right in the head.

>>154746132
4 U

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>>154747798

If only I could stand the show besides Megumin

It's just not entertaining

>>154749350
I'm sorry, son. You're clinically brain dead.

>>154748399
Just rape her sister in front of her while taunting her to use her magic, which she can't because she only know Explosion. This will break her enough.

>>154742392
Why does she want to drink so badly?

>>154749552
Sign of being an adult.

>>154747325
>Not using mind-control magic on Kazuma so he can savagely rape Megumin to death, and see his face of pure despair when he will come to his senses and see the cold corpse of Megumin still being violated by him a moment ago.

>Do you even try, anon?

>>154745414
>The limit is like 50
Do you have to take a cocktail of drugs to get this high? I think my record is only 9.

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>>154749779
>>154749504
Sorry guys, I tried but I'm just not edgy enough.

>>154749980
You confuse edgyness with creativity, anon.

>>154743361
I've never had a pair of panties that I couldn't wear on my face.

>>154744312
Gross.

>>154748399
So does being put in the least degrading position make Darkness more or less excited?

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What is she saying?

>>154750397
Show me your dick

>>154750397
Mayonegg

>>154750397
>Kazuma's Excalibur is mine, you bitch

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>>154750577
Megumin named it, she claimed it

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>>154743781
delet

>>154744182
???? just fireman carry them and distribute the weight properly ??? carrying people is easier

I would just put her on really high places so she can't get down, or pick her up when she's doing something important and put her in a cabinet.

>>154750653
I'm surprised she didn't name it "chinchinmaru."

>>154745056
The deluxe version on AmiAmi came with an eyepatch i'm pretty sure...

>>154750653
>>154750722
If Chunchunmaru is a cool name to Megumin, why did she name Kazuma's dick Excalibur? Why not something similar to Chunchunmaru? Is it an insult?

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>>154750722
Small for Aqua =/= small for Megumin

She doesn't seem like the type to sneak into the men's locker room, so I doubt Megumin has ever seen a penis before. Meanwhile, Aqua has met a lot of men who have died naked.

>>154750766
Nope the deluxe only includes an acrylic plate.
Even if it did it's still missing staff, which is most important.

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>>154750860
Forgot bloody pic.

>>154750397
benis

>>154750397
it puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose

>>154747228
what the literal fuck is this

>>154749779
Fuck off, you beast.

>>154750397
eggplosion

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>>154750397
>"Kazuma's child is inside me"

What does Megumin do?

>>154751524
One up her by getting twins

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I want to fucc human Wiz.

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>>154750811

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>>154748399
Aqua's position looks a bit familiar, almost like I've seen it before

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>>154751539
>Darkness has a child
>Megumin gets twins
>Yunyun joins in and gets triplets
>Megumin dies during childbirth and the triplets reject Yunyun's body

Tragic

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>>154751928
>Implying Megumin doesn't have the hips for childbirth

>>154742392
This is literally the 5th time you posted this shit


Stop being autistic

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What kind of mother dresses their 13 year old daughter like this before sending them alone into the world?

Did she walk into the clothing store and ask what outfit would most likely result in her getting gangbanged?

>>154743119

Motherfucker, I bet those smell awesome.

>>154752261
Weren't those clothes given to her by her friends? Her family was too poor to get her anything to wear other than her school uniform.

>>154752261
well her mother is looking for grandchildren

>>154752261
What kind of mother sends their 13 year old daughter alone into the world, knowing that she will faint after using her only attack?
It's like she wanted Megumeme to get devoured by giant toads

>>154752261
I think it is more of a local culture thing. Half of the men walk around topless and that another huge slut of a mage had a full length opening in her robe, full frontal, while going commando.

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Has the LN/manga done anything funny regarding Megumin's poorfag lifestyle? Stealing food, fishing with bare hands, hunting critters, etc.

Megumin has an >>>/out/ side to her we don't really get to see

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>>154752568
Look at the adventurer in the back.

>>154752969
I'd take her fishing, if you know what I mean.

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>>154753076
Do you mean that you'd just take her fishing? Because I think that'd be really relaxing.

>>154742392
>not having a woman in real life who is actually that size but is 30 and still looks 14

>>154753165
>3D
No thanks anon

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While it's been stated that she's the most powerful magic user in the Crimson academy, how does she stack-up chuuni-wise compared to the rest of the village? I know at least Arue is the superior chuuni.

>>154748399
Kazuma go home, you are edgily drunk

>>154753156
I'd watch an OVA where they go on a picnic in the countryside.

>>154752381
It was given to her by Yunyun, the actual slut.

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>>154753165
>woman
>in real life

gross

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>>154753764
YunYun is modest and pure

Are there good Megumin rape doujins out there? All I could find are vanilla

>>154753979
No, most of us want to pamper her like a princess, and that's also the case for doujin artists.

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>>154753979
https://exhentai.org/g/980830/6de019d365/
https://exhentai.org/g/1035396/b26b61b1fc/

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>>154754034
This, and I'm glad it's like that.

>>154754283
First one is willing rape and as for the second one, tentacles don't count.

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>>154754415
Well if you're looking for something cruel and realistic, I can happily say that nothing like that exists

>>154754034
This. Megumeme isn't for rape.

I want to see a 4'9 or 4'10 person next to an average sized man to see how megumin would look

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>>154754518
Where did he even acquire bloomers?

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>>154754650
190cm isn't average but whatever

>>154744221
>>154750701

Pure anons, I wasn't talking about carrying her.

>>154754650
Literally get a tape measure anon, I'm perfectly average sized and 4"10 reaches to about my solar plexus

>>154754415
>willing rape

>>154754955
Are you new to anime porn?

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>>154743150
Now I'm wondering how well Kiritsugu would fare in Fantasy Australia.

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>>154754650
>Konosuba has no 180cm characters

Y tho

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>>154754955

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>>154754650

Here you go. As you can see, Megumin has the body of an eleven year old girl.

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>>154754943
>4"10 reaches to about my solar plexus
Hot.

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>>154755093
>5'3"
>small even by Japan standards
>drowning in hot pussy

What

>>154755375

He's 5'4'', and he hasn't gotten any yet outside of succubus dreams.

Just like me.

>>154747513
ask him
http://www.laweekly.com/news/japanese-man-wins-masturbation-championship-after-10-hour-jerk-session-2530574

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>>154753165
>Implying I don't have around 150 cm, 48kg gf while being 193cm and 88kg yourself

I actually got bad looks from my friends when I showed her first time to them when she was 18 and even smaller

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>>154754907
>no doujins of Artisan Weaver crushing Megumin's tiny body in a mating press

>>154755598
The lack of fucks (literally and figuratively) his girlfriend gives never fails to make me laugh.

>>154755675
Megumin belongs to Trashuma!

>>154755653
Subscribed

>>154747513
http://www.atlnightspots.com/boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times/

>>154755778
Wow, what a casual.

>>154755778

For me it was Tuesday.

>>154755778
What a failure

>>154743119

There is two Konosuba thread and one Megumin thread every day. That should tell you whether you should watch it or not.

You should.

>>154742670
My top is 6 so i still have one more to go i guess.

>>154742392
nice repost faggot

>>154755598
>dude has a gf who simply looks on in amusement
>they never fuck and the guy doesn't care because he likes 2d more
that literally sounds like the plot to a SOL anime

>>154754753
He got a custom suit of armor and sword made, no reason he couldn't get custom clothing.

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>>154753979
This one has rape in the tags, though it could be mistaken for just really rough fucking (since I can't read Chinese)

https://exhentai.org/g/981518/5e3119310e/

>>154755126
Her BMI is 19, which is apparently at the borderline of a normal weight.

>>154757582
Does Megumin have an official weight? I've only seen height

>>154747320
What was wrong with it?

>>154757620
I'm responsible for writing the original post the OP was quoting. 40kg was just a guess based on her height and "skinny but not quite anorexia" proportions.

>>154757716
That's why I'm asking if there's anything official, because he's not getting his numbers from the OP which would put her at 18.3-4 which is somewhat but not too underweight

>>154748399
How the fuck is that table staying up

>>154757889
I think the perspective is off, but it's supposed to be on Megumin's back.

>>154744182
Concrete girl reference?

>>154757889

Frog-jelly Adhesive made by Kazuma-sama

>>154753165
Once. I learned my lesson. 2D weighs nothing and even less on the soul.

>>154742392
I'm lighter than her

>>154758545
You're not allowed to post on this site if you're under 18

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>>154754650
Hope this helps.

>>154758561
> He doesn't recognize Mr. Skeltal

>>154754283
>>154757557
I wonder if Kasuma raping Megumin even counts as rape.

>>154742670
I would keep going if I could extend my refractory period

I heard doing shit like eating watermelon helps. I also have the libido of a 14 year old despite jerking off just about every day for 8 years straight

>>154758745
It's just sex you didn't know you wanted.

>>154742392
you are pathetic

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>>154758573
This is Megumin next to Shaq.

>>154743119
I want to sniff those panties and rub them all over my face so bad.

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>>154758573
>Megumin barely comes up to my chest
>she will never stare up at me with her puppy dog eyes while I hold her close to my heart

End my fucking life right now

>>154742813

>>154716089

>>154742392
She's just 145 cm? At age 14? She's hopeless. What kind of midget children would she have? I don't think I could ever love a manlet.

>>154758991
The average japanese woman is only 4 inches taller than that 14 year old

>>154758878
Why the hell would she ever stand next to Shaq?

>>154758897
Your kids will be manlets though. Throwing away those tall genes.

>>154755598
>Became a championship masturbator because he dates a chick who doesn't like putting out and spends all day sewing

Holy shit, it's like the time I dated a cosplayer.

>>154759014
>4 inches
That's fucking huge you nigger

>>154759027
To experience what it's like to give a BJ while standing up

>>154759027
You're not intimidated are you?

>>154759063
She has more than 4 years to grow those extra 4 inches anon is the point. She's not at all short for a japanese girl her age

>>154759027
Space Jam spinoff?

>>154759051
Woah there, no-one is talking about children but merely having a waifu that is easily throwable.

>>154759051
Easy solution, only have daughters

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>>154759063
Is it? I'm starting to realize that I'm a giant in Japan.

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>>154758897
>>154759027
>>154759063
The definitive height rankings.

I always come to these threads simply to look for cute and lewd Megumin pictures and read what people like about her and they never disappoint.

>>154759184
I'm about the same size as you. I felt like a tall guy when I went to Japan, like a 6'3" guy in America feels, but not a full-on giant.

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So how much do other Megumemers care about purity? Is Megumin a pure, innocent maiden?

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>>154759027
What anime girl doesn't want Shaq?

>>154759184
>he's only 180
185, pushing 186 here
Are your 20s too late for a man to grow?

>>154757354
the rubber needed to make elastics probally doesnt exist in their world yet though.

>>154759472
Damn, that Megumin at the bottom is just way too cute.

>>154759521
I go by American, so I'm 5'11". I'm actually a bit taller than that, but saying 5'11" and 1/2" sounds like your reaching. I just assume that I've stopped growing.

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>>154759559
Nylon panties already exist in their world, making a modern-ish T-shirt should be possible

>>154759428
Good to know, but the Americans being comically tall makes sense now.

>>154759059
Are you really that bad at sex?
Cosplayers are the easiest and freakiest laid ever.

>>154755057
He'd give up on australia the moment he sees farmers subjugating their flying vegetables during harvest season.

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>>154745056
The sega prize is bretty good

>>154759521
>Are your 20s too late for a man to grow?
What do you mean by this?

>>154759729
Not after the first year or so of living together they're not. Especially not when it's a serious cosplayer who puts like 200 hours into every costume and never shows skin and not some teenage slut in an ebay costume.

>>154759836
I mean is it too late for me to get taller

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I'd use the frog juice as lube just to fuck her.

>>154759839
So you are bad at sex. Got it.

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Oh, Megumin...

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>>154742670
>2017
>not jerking off 7-12 times a day

>>154759852
18-20 is usually the end of growing. It's essentially when puberty is over for you, though some people keep growing until they're 25.

>>154760021
>150cm
>roughly 43kg

Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle Shinoa's tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.

>>154760099
I have mixed feelings about this meme

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>>154760021
HOW DO I LOWER MY REFRACTORY PERIOD

I WANT TO BECOME A HENTAI DOUJIN PROTAGONIST

>>154760133
Is it because you're a manlet?

>>154760133
Nothing wrong with having a preference for fun sized girls anon

>>154760144
Just keep cumming. Don't stop. Eat a diet high in Zinc and keep going at it.

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K-Kazuma! Knock it off you pervert! Stop sucking me!

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This Megumin is cute. Post more Megumin if you agree.

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>>154760191
But how? I cum once and that's all, dick just goes limp despite how much I try to get it hard again. I can get it mostly hard again in about 10-15 minutes. What do you mean keep cumming though? Keep jerking off all in one go? I can try, and I'll certainly add more zinc to my diet, my mom buys it all the time I'll just keep taking pills with my meals

>>154755778
Who counted?

>>154760347
>my mom buys it all the time
Don't worry kid, I can get you shooting multiple goos in no time. Just start jerking, and after you cum, just keep jerking. You're going to have to use multiple stimulants though, don't just sit there and jack off to the same page for ten minutes. Have a library ready.

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I'm happy that Megufags are the lewdest people on /a/

>>154760347
The Grevyi Zebra masturbates 11 times a day, once every 90 minutes after it wakes from sleep. It is the largest species of horse and ejaculates about 1.3 liters.

You should make one your sensei and train in the shrub forest somewhere.

Do you think the amount of semen shed to Megumin is extraordinarily high in relation to how long she's been around?

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>>154743781
>ywn use tinder on Megumin's tunic after stealing her panties in the middle of Axel town, forcing her to chase you around with her pussy exposed to hundreds of bystanders

>ywn place the wish-granting collar around her neck before running off to the Guild where she is forced to suck your dick where everyone can see her for the little slut she is

>>154760534
>not living with his mother
>posting on /a/
disgrace to NEETs everywhere

And I'm doing nofap right now, but I'm also torturing myself by building up my favorites on sad panda, I'll cum for days. Thanks for the advice, anon. Hopefully I'll be dead before the erectile dysfunction kicks in
>>154760584
>While the foal will not likely be his, the stallion will look after it to ensure that the female stays in his territory
what are you trying to get me into?

>>154742392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P49FraVNS_Y

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>>154760347

>>154760805
>hips on a lolico
muh DICC

She isn't real, and she never will be.

>>154761146
Its better that way.

>>154761146
Well, until you kill yourself.

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>>154760798
I want to show Megumin a massive container that contains all the semen from our world that has been shed towards her.

And then fulfill the dreams for hundreds of thousands of people by drain-touching her to the point of collapse, and hooking her up to the container and pumping all the semen into her. Unable to contain even a thousandth of it, it gushes out of her pussy around the head of the hose like a geyser. A day later, she lies exhausted and broken in a puddle of her fans' affections.

>>154761122
>soya lecithin granules
But that's wrong

>>154761122
I'm a semen expert, zinc and hydration+fiber (not celery itself) are the ones that have any significant effect whatsoever.

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>>154761169

>>154742813
>that last line
Performed a fucking brutality on my sides

>>154743361
I think Megumin would be a little tight on me, but that wouldn't stop me from trying.

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>>154742392

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>>154751597
Careful, the human Wiz might be more dangerous than the undead Wiz

>>154742392
>I am roughly as tall as megumin
>I am the same weight as megumin
What kind of surgery/drugs do I need to become her?

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>>154761665
Ever since we got webms I hate those little squares in gifs.

>>154748399
Say that to her face, Yunyun

>>154761961
it's called dithering

>>154748399
>darkness is in the background because she gets off to this

kek

>>154762156
Excuse for looking like shit.

>>154762361
Well, duh. Gifs are outdated.

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What is [s4s] and why does it like Megumin so much?

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>>154761961
https://www.imagemagick.org/Usage/quantize/#od_posterize

>>154762498
Grab the bottom of the staff, dummy

>>154755653
matt?

>>154742813

That is off the scales. It's dark even for me and I wrote one of these that pretty much shut down a thread. I'm not proud yes I am, such delicious disappintment

>>154753266
Based on the in class questions she "gets wrong" has a little more common sense than the average clansman. There were several questions she got wrong because the answer was "It looks cool".

On the other hand, everyone in the village even as chuuni as they are are realistic enough to know explosion magic is completely pointless to learn.

>>154762422
Shit 4chan Says, it's a parody of SRS, Shit Reddit Says. Moot put it in for April Fools and never took it out.

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>>154762436
I have notes in ffmpeg to try and prevent that with a palette.

>>154742392
She's only 145cm? But she looks to be almost as tall as Kazuma at times.

>>154763172
See >>154755093
It's the hat.

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>>154763314
Yunyun is center stage.

>>154753266

She is probably middle of the pack. They literally grade them on their coolness and she and Yumyum score badly several times. And they are not considered noteworthy in that department it seems. Meg's entire kit including her staff and eyepatch were gifts from her chuu2 classmates. Before that she just wore her school clothes as personal clothing until it got set on fire.

Basically she is somewhat chuuni and dressed up for the part by more adept retards.

One of the most mindblowing things in the anime for me was when she is stuck outside of the dungeon and is just practicing her bullshit incantations. That is super fucking chuuni. Before that, I thought she actually needed to perform incantations to cast the spell, then I noticed she modified it every time. Then the realization that none of it is even necessary and is just rad-sounding theatricality.

>>154759797

I got that one just yesterday. She is well worth the money but you get what you pay for. She has some sloppy glue (no jks plz) that frosted up in a few places. Paint is good, her eyes look good, and her staff is awesomely huge. Combined with her huge hat and cape, it makes her really seem waifish and hilarious.

I paid about $55 for her and am happy. $75 would be pushing it. Would buy again.

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>>154763568
Are you just making these?

>>154760907

I drawfagged Darkness the other day and looped that video for a solid hour. I like to think it helped.

>>154763705
Post results.

>>154763783
Bakuretsu bakuretsu bakuretsu lalala~

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>>154763728

As for the subject matter, I don't ask questions.

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>>154742670
>he hasn't reached the 20
>he hasn't had friction burns on his cock
Step aside plebeian.

>>154763867
Nice work.

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>>154764091

>>154757705
nothing

actually, it was pretty fun to see all the anglo websites going full retard and focus half of their critics on this totally minor feature and forgetting everything else

>>154748399
I like the mirror so that meguseless can admire herself being shamed

>>154755126
well, in a more or less medieval society where agriculture engineering is unknown and food is not as easily found as ours and dietetic knowledge for proper growth is probably not a thing,she's probably in the normal zone

especially since she's a starving child

>>154755653
Kill yourself cancerous normalfag.

>>154758878
useless trivia: you can't put your full forearm into Shaq's shoes, from the elbow to the tip of the fingers

useless-2: your feet are approximately as long as your forearm (elbow to wrist)

>>154762568
that'd be too heavy for her.

>>154762759
No, I've never had a girlfriend.

>>154759051
I was going to make this comment but didn't have the heart.

>>154765478
>daughters are fun sized waifus
>Sons can /ss/
I don't see the problem

>>154760347

Unfortunately it is probably genetics and age. When I was a teen I had effectively no refractory period, and I wasn't in good shape. I am in good shape now and it's more like three to five minutes. Girls don't care in the end.

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>>154742813
>the baby rejected her body

The sick mind who came up with this fuckery

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Why aren't Megumin doujins getting translated?

>>154766311
too many ntr dojins to do, cause we sure havent got enough of those

>>154766311
>I'd thought it would be nice to give Kazuma my first time
there, happy?

>>154766354
ntr is dying out isn't it? Feels like there isn't nearly as much now as there was a few years ago. Literally everything was ntr in like 2014-2015

>>154742392
She isn't real, anon.

>>154766601
>Imagine
Right in the OP

>>154747281
I'm actually surprised there is none out there, fucking drawfags get to work already.

>>154753041
>all that weight distributed at the top

Literally designed to make her easy to topple and then rip off the thin layer of clothing covering the rest of her body. Only her tits and feet are safe.

>>154760368
The NSA

>>154759051
My mother is 165, my father is 185, I am 189, and my sister was 180+. So nah, not necessarily.

>>154761169
Hot.

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>>154743781
drawfag already did two on the list, is he still on it?

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>>154744312
>$200
>for that

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>>154742392
>>154761169

>>154769067
Everyone was shorter a generation ago. It's all about those beef growth hormones pushing burgers up another 6-18 inches.

>>154770547
It has more to do overall nutrition and environment after genetics. Asians are predisposed to being short. Improved food supply is directly linked with height increases etc.
http://www.livestrong.com/article/542877-the-average-height-of-humans-over-time/

>>154753790
>Elves
Gross

>>154770941
your secondary is showing

>>154770941
> Elf
Wew get a load of this tertiary. fanfics are secondaries

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>>154755598
>http://www.laweekly.com/news/japanese-man-wins-masturbation-championship-after-10-hour-jerk-session-2530574

Oh fuck it's the same person as that "3d smells, is dirty" guy.

>>154771218
>"3d smells, is dirty" guy.
Well, he's not wrong.

>>154742392
Megumin is petite. PETITE!

>>154759877
cosplayer and their obsession are insane, don't blame that guy. Don't may dress slutty for their photoshoot but they won't spend time for you.

>>154763314
No. Megumin's DFC is absolute justice!

>>154742673
I think she alwayes pours all her mana into the explosion to make it as powerfull as possible

>>154770547
But I'm not a burger.

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>>154743781
>>>/i/497534

>>154773407
This artist should draw more smut it's fucking A+.

>>154773407
Yunyun should be happier.

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>>154745056
>>154759797
>white stocking instead of bandages

>>154773675
Those are definitely bandages anon,

You can see the ridges of the bandages as they go further up her leg.

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>>154773486
tried an attempt at a Reine dojin last time, if that counts

>>154773541
here's a smile version with stuff
>>>/i/497535

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>>154773863
>here's a smile version with stuff
Okay, that version is hot.

All of the Konosuba girls are way too easy

>Megumin can't stop you from raping her after an explosion
>Darkness literally begs for your cock
>Aqua is so stupid you can probably convince her your dick is a popsicle or something

>>154773407
l-lewd!

>>154774038
Darkness would probably want you to overpower her first, which may be tricky and I don't think getting raped counts as being easy.

You have a point with Aqua though, you probably could just ask and she'd do it.

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>>154774038
>you probably could just ask and she'd do it.
Yeah, get Aqua drunk enough and you could just ask her for sex - no deception required.

>>154774242
When did she become a loli?

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>>154773863
Nice

>>154765738
Fuck girls though, they're faggots. I just want to be a hentai doujin protag, all they have to do is be a cock sleeve

>>154774195
She might be to prideful of her goddess status to let herself be dirtied by smelly NEET cock

>>154774561
>implying
We're talking about Aqua, not some graceful goddess with high IQ.

>>154774561
That's where the alcohol comes in. Get her a bottle of wine, say it's the expensive stuff and she's good to go.

>>154773407
I've never clicked on this board before

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>>154774561
>dirtied by smelly NEET cock