What is wrong with this child?

>>154381433
she's EXTREMELY lewd

>>154381498
For Kanna.

Dragon scent and touch causes orgasms.

Severe case of The Gays

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>>154381754

>>154381433
She's some 7-8 year old just now awakening to feelings of arousal.

It's like when little girls find out for the first time that sitting in a vibrating chair feels REALLY good.

Or positioning yourself near the vent in the pool

>>154381818
People like you belong in jail.

>>154381433
over-memeing

>>154381925
>he never found the vent in the pool

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>>154381925
>muh censorship

>>154381925
I mean, were you never a kid or are you just pretending that nothing in your childhood managed to arouse you?

>>154381925
he's not wrong though

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>>154381818
>dat vent

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>>154381818
>Or positioning yourself near the vent in the pool

>tfw having the vent flow water up your ass

>>154381818
>Or positioning yourself near the vent in the pool
Guilty as charged

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This scene, with the music an all, was so great. Saikawa may be a useless shit but Kanna loves her all the same.

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>>154381818
>Or positioning yourself near the vent in the pool
Feels good, man.

>>154382213
Everything about this episode was sweet as heck.

This has been my favorite episode of any show I'm watching this season.

>>154382213
Why is she so gay?

>>154382368
She's not old enough for the dangler.

>>154381818
>Or positioning yourself near the vent in the pool
w-wew i thought no one would ever find out

>>154382368
Adolescence

>>154382139

>Try the same with the high pressure water jet fountain
>Spend rest of the day at the waterpark in the bathroom

>>154382213
Someone who is shit, yet never gives up can be very endearing.

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>>154382498
>chlorinated enema

That really can't be healthy for you.

>>154382097
Sexual arousal is the work of Satan.

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>>154382597
I'm a fan. He does some fine work.

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>>154382139
>>154382498

>>154381433
I don't get it either. Are those reactions of hers supposed to be funny? Or cute?

>>154383841
Mostly the latter, can be the former

>>154383841
You're supposed to self insert as her.

>>154383841
Forced yuri

I would fuck this girl.

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>>154381818

>Everyone does the vent in the pool thing
>mfw everyone's bathing in water mixed with piss and chlorine that also went through someone's butt

>>154382368
Dragons have a corruptive influence.
Kobayashi only resists because she's dead inside. The more she enjoys life with Tohru the closer she gets to falling into degeneracy.

>>154384095
kek, that's why I only did the vent thing in my jacuzzi

>>154383841
You're not the only one who doesn't get it. Don't worry.

>>154383841
>loli with hearts somewhere on her face and deep red blush

It's supposed to turn you on

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>>154381818
I remember humping the floor as a little kid and having dry ejaculations. Didn't know what the fuck I was doing but it felt great.

>>154381818
Holy shit, I've spent hours near that vent in the kids pool.
For some reason I've also got erections in undressing room and was mocked by other boys.
I hope they didn't think of me as of pervert.

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>>154386304
>For some reason

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>>154381433
everything

>>154382368
Kanna is the only one who shows her any affection because she's unpopular

>>154381433
Her heart is in her mouth, that doesn't look healthy.

>>154384095
They don't chlorinate pools for fun, anon.

These are the exact words I thought when she started doing that every fucking episode. That's not really how a human being behaves, is it?
Well, I guess it's just exaggeration, like everything is in anime

Why is Tohru always trying to get Kobayashi to eat her tail?

>having ahegao from merely touching another girl
i wonder what would happen to her when they're both sexually frustrated lesbian teenagers

A child knowing about sexual shit leads me to think of child sexual abuse. I would say Internet but she had to learn that positive reinforcement from somewhere. Sexual shit gets you attention + good things like gifts so I'd assume one of her family members or something diddled her, and she's just acting it out elsewhere.

It's anime though so she's just a lesbian loli

>>154386925
You just don't know much about children. Little girls will masturbate with their hands without even realizing that they shouldn't do so in front of others, at least until the parents teach them. Then they'll learn the can get off by rubbing their thighs together and just do that instead since it's sneakier.

>>154387123
sounds like bullshit but I'll believe you

>>154387386
it is bullshit
>t. girl with sisters

>>154386828
vore fetish

>>154387452
Don't lie to him just because he's a virgin.

I want a doujin where kanna gives her the dragon dildo while she explodes with ahegao in a futayuri format!

Make it happen Japan!

>>154386828
Could be some kinda lover's right of passage in their culture

>>154387752
>tfw when to intelegant two watch dragon made

>>154385408
I wasn't the only one?!
I got caught once, and I said I was mimicking a worm. To this day I don't think they bought it.
cringe

>>154386828
She wants to have a part of her inside Kobayashi.
Basically, an allegory for impregnation.

>>154381925
sorry to inform you, this shit happens all the time.

gotta snip it at the bud, always awkward for parents.

>>154387752
>what if the child consents
They're both children. Kanna may be thousand of years old, but she's still a child in both body and mind.
If you want to complain about something, complain about KyoAni showing too much of Kanna's skin, but even then it's just a drawing, who the hell cares?

>>154381818
>Or positioning yourself near the vent in the pool
Can someone explain this to me? I legitimately don't understand why this feels good.

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>>154381818

>Or positioning yourself near the vent in the pool

yfw you ejaculated into the town pool as a lad

>>154382213
The music reminds me of something out of Mario Party.

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What did she smell?

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>>154381818
>Or positioning yourself near the vent in the pool

>>154382213
This race genuinely had me in more suspense than anything I can remember from the last few years.

>>154388239
Girl's hair smells really good if they're not slobs.

>>154387752
What children do with other children is not the issue.

Kids will be kids.
Neither can consent, so neither can be responsible. I'm not encouraging that behavior, but I acknowledge that it will happen and it's beyond my power to stop it.

I'm not even sure stopping it is the correct answer either, as long as it's innocent.
Children explore their sexuality with each other, it's a natural part of their development.

the unnatural part is when some adult thinks that it's their job to "help" them.

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When is Kobayashi actually going to eat some doragon tail?

She is intensely lesbian and has good taste.

>>154387568
>This

>>154381818
for me it was rubbing the palm of my hand on my penis head

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Rakugo > Maid Dragon > Urara > Demi-chan > KonoSuba > Youji Senki > Gabriel DropOut > Little Witch Academia > Masamune-kun > Kemono Friends > Kuzu > Akiba's is straight up my current season rankings so fuck you to the poster saying I "only put Rakugo to look cool". That's honestly my list. Main change from previous ones is bumping Urara up. I feel it's stayed a lot more consistent than other shows. No stand out worst girl or girls either.

>>154388733
Hopefully never.

>>154381818
>Or positioning yourself near the vent in the pool
So that's what that was. Never thought about it till now.

>>154388733
Dragon tail looks kind of gross to be honest.

For me it's the mcchicken

>>154386828
Would you not like see your meat inside the one you love?

>>154382139
Jesus I can't remember if I tried this or going delusional.

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>>154381818
I don't know what to say.

>>154381818
That reminds me of when I was younger and got home from swim practice early in the morning and started rubbing my crotch and pressing against it while lying on the floor because I realized from rubbing myself dry with a towel it felt good. Because I didn't really understand what masturbation was and was scared it was bad, I convinced myself somehow that I wasn't actually masturbating. I didn't realize fully until I was 17 or 18 it was masturbation. I got pretty addicted to it too. What's surprising is how unashamed Saikawa is about displaying her childish orgasms in public. At my worst I would excuse myself in front of others and go rub myself in another room or the bathroom until I was satisfied sometimes with people very close by but never in front of them

Saikawa is basically reaching down her underwear and stroking herself whenever Kanna touches her

>>154381433
She lives a life in perpetual orgasm.

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>>154381433
basically this character in a nutshell

>>154389479
>I didn't realize fully until I was 17 or 18 it was masturbation
yea sure bud

>>154381433
Why is her forehead shiny? Is she that clean? Or is it some kind of loli mating juice being secreted?

>>154382100
Source my man?

>>154381433
100lbs of gay in a 50lb bag

>>154389292
nobody likes to talk about it, but it's a fact of life man

>>154381433
it struck me more like she didn't had any friends and thats why she reacts this way

>>154385408
That's why my dick don't dangle

>>154388929
>defending paedophilia
Epic strawman my friend.

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>>154388239
Enough to make a man sick...
Ah sweet cunny, it sings to me!

>>154388929
>the same nu-/v/ poster in whining in every little girl thread
You know, an intelligent person would've learned their lesson and left already.

>>154390421
>>>/tv/

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>>154383841
Both
>>154384095
Welcome to sharing the planet with other dirty fucks
>>154386828
Cuts down on costs
>>154387752
Don't you have a jojo thread to shit up?

>>154388913
This post was uncalled for and you should feel bad

>>154381925
>telling the truth means you should be put in jail
Do you live in Sweden, or some other shithole?

>>154385408
The bed in my case, but yeah I did that too.
Those were simpler times.

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>>154381818
>Or positioning yourself near the vent in the pool

>>154385408
>tfw you did this and now it's the only way you can masturbate.

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>>154381818
Or sliding down and climbing up that metal pole at the playgrounds

>>154388913
while I disagree, I respect your rankings.
fuck you

You'll have to explain this pool thing to me, I never went to a pool as a kid.
Do you let the water stream suck your dick or push water into your ass?

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>>154385408
Bruh...

Seriously, I masturbated exclusively like that from like ages 5-14.

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>>154391770
A-at last

I'm not the only one

The concept of stroking a dick is foreign to me and whenever I try I can't orgasm

>>154392030
I switch.

>>154381818
reminds me of the time in 3rd grade when a classmate told me that humping a pillow felt good, so I tried it and told the whole class about it, and was mocked for it until I graduated high school

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>>154385408
>he didn't thigh fuck himself instead of humping the floor like some dumb monkey

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>>154392381
This
I rubbed it against my thighs while looking at my mom's fashion mags or thinking about teen titans girls
Kinda embarrassing but I guess it's not uncommon looking at this thread

>>154384881
that entire bed think was a *pomf* reference. I am sure of it.

>>154381433
It was funny the first couple of times it happened. Now this is all she does

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>>154381770

Sorry anon

>>154394620
Except the defining moment of this episode was about her and didn't involve that.

>>154394737
Don't post that shit here

>>154392381
That was without a doubt me. First found out how to pull the mushroom by shaking my leg while having a boner in the middle of class