Okay fine then why didn't he just fuck Asuka?

>>154298168
Because he is a bloody pussy. He is bleeding 24/7. He couldnt fuck someone.

>>154298168
would you want to get with a girl who has no interest in you and treats you like trash?

>>154298168
Because he's a bit of a faggot

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>>154298168
Because he wanted to get fucked. Preferably by Kaworu.

>>154298168
He fucked everyone in Instrumentality.

>>154298292
/thread

>>154298260
>>154298260
Yes, duh

Asuka is for hugg not fugg

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>>154298260
>throws boobs in his face
>follows him around school
>is mad when he doesn't hold when she kisses him

she was mad he didn't show interest.

>>154298506
But then she gets angry when she finds out he did try to kiss her. I'll never understand.

>>154298910
Remember she asked if he kissed her before that, In Dance If You Want to Win. She could have feigning outrage or she could be bipolar I don't know.

>>154298168
He probably has something like avoidant personality disorder.

>>154299012
Hedgehogs dilemma.

>>154299195
Yeah pretty much.

They care about each other, but they're functionally the worst possible person to ever express that to the other.

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NO
THIS WILL NOT BE A MEME. FUCKING STAHP.

>>154299259
Agreed, although there is a sliver of hope for those two considering the theme of the ending is hope.

>>154299769
Could we use meme magic for this? Just imagine what this could do for the rebuilds!

>>154299870
I'd rather use meme magic to bring BoiPucelle back.

>>154298168
Cause they were both 14 and he had emotional problems.

>>154299916
Kaworu? Why? He's what made 3.33 so bad.

Hey guys, is this a good anime? I've never watched a single episode of this and I don't even know the plot.

>>154300083
It's shit. Get out of this thread.

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>>154300067
No, he's the 2D version of Mike Pence

>>154300192
Hm, what if we meme Kaworu "Its Time For A LGBBQ" Nagisa?

>>154298168
Even Shinji knows better than to put dick into crazy.

Because he doesn't want to be with her Anon

I'm halfway through the series, when does this get good ?

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>>154300439

Reminder that Shinji is canonically heterosexuall

>>154300192
But Pence hates gays.

>>154300439
it gets good halfway through the series.

>>154300083
Greatest anime of all time I'd highly recommend it friend :)

Because issues
It's funny actually. People can't fully understand each other, but those two, if they were able to communicate, would have discovered such great similarities between them and may have actually understood and supported each other. It's painful to watch them fight, knowing how close they actually are. Same with Misato.

>>154300620
He's bi

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>>154300670
C'mon can't you see it?

>>154300620
This. But he also liked Kaworu.

another eva thread ruined by fujoshits and asukafags who cant shut the fuck up about shipping

go back to tumblr you fucking autists

>>154300693
Can't you read OP's question you stupid faggot? Why wouldn't there be shipping?

>>154300693
Nothing wrong with Rei Q!!

>>154300736
>a warm, interactive sex doll
I guess not.

Can we actually call Shinji a bisexual? The only supposed male he shows interest in is Kaworu and he's a quite specific creature. I mean even bishounen aesthetic implies attraction to cute boys that goes beyond sexuality and therefore cannot be classified as gay. Kaworu looks like a cute girl, behaves like a cute perverted girl and always has that faggy smile. I mean, I'm pretty straight and even I admit that I feel funny when I see a beutiful androgynous boys. Hehe. Shinji could be called bi if he liked actual masculine males, like Kaji, but he's pretty clear there.

I want to sniff Asuka's farts

>>154300689
Not really

>>154300752
That's what i'm always implying, he isn't attracted to males.

>>154300752
Kaworu is way more masculine compared to Shinji, IMO...
Anyway don't derail another thread with this.

>>154300800
>derail
But that's pretty much the theme of the thread. And no, Kaworu isn't masculine at all, he literally behaves like a local gay, I don't know how you could call him that. Creepy maybe, but not masculine. Just look at Ikuhara, fabulous femininity incarnate.

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>>154300800
>Kaworu
>masculine
>this is now /a/'s masculinity standard
No wonder this board is gay

>>154300855
What's wrong with his right hand, holy fuck.

>>154300825
No way man, read the drafts. Shinji is a total moeblob compared to Kaworu and faints, gets put into bed by Kaworu who kisses him. He even cries over him rejecting him. It's like those shoujos, Shinji is your typical girl MC and Kaworu is Prince Charming. Even in the show Shinji is always blushing and gasping while Kaworu acts all suave.

>>154300888
He has big hands

Shinji was super honry about Asuka, Rei and Misato, his sexual attraction to Kaworu is almost non-existent and i'm pretty sure it mainly comes from his feminine parts. He's heterosexual.

>>154300888
He faps too much

>>154300855
Compared to Shinji. That's important.

>>154300902
Compared to Shinji he's masculine, of course, Shinji's a total pussy after all. Christ, just what kind of pussy do you have to be so a faggy angel looks masculine compared to you.

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>>154300943
Shameful.

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>>154300943
Pls no bully

>>154298948
She knew. She didn't fall asleep in thirty seconds between carrying her blanket in there.

>>154300855
He looks so sexual, like Ikuhara.

>>154301027
But I thought she was genuinely asleep.

>>154300913
He definitely was attracted sexually to Asuka, but sexual attraction with Rei and Misato were non-existent

>>154301056
Watch EOE and say that again.

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>>154301056
Riiiight

>>154301046
No bro, she got sad being all alone and went to shinji and wasn't asleep but her eyes were closed so she only suspected he tried to kiss her and then she asked the next day to confirm.

>>154301085
Then why'd she say momma?

>>154301075
Where are the nipples?

>>154301085
No, she was asleep. Yes, she asked to confirm his attraction to her, but she was asleep.

>>154301098
In EoE

>>154301096
She missed her mother. She was so lonely and Shinji was the best comfort available but the loneliness was getting to her.

>>154301098
Too lewd.

>>154301098
Does it metter?

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>>154300644
So does Kaworu.

>>154301117
>>154301096
Sometime before she went to the bathroom, she was waiting for Shinji to come in.

>>154301075
And that proves what? Nothing

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>>154301146
Just

>>154301119
You can't just get off to round fleshy orbs. The nipples are what does it.

>>154301073
>>154301075
Fujo got owned

>>154301160
>hurrr durrrrrr I can't understand obvious imagery oh my god I'm so retarded hurr durr oh god oh god I'm an idiot

>>154301174
What's so enjoyable in taking to yourself?

>>154301169
Is that Hanzo?

>>154301172
Hah say the one who thinks blushing at someone's face means sexual attraction. Fujos are truly miserable

>>154301172
This. The nipples are where it's at.

Imagine what the discussion is going to be like in 400 years just like Shakespeare. They won't even believe Anno existed.

>>154301146
That means Kaworu hates himself? Deep

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>>154300825
Name one thing Kaworu does in ep 24 that's gay.
There's nothing because he's as straight as a ruler.

Because he takes everything at face value because he's an asocial fourteen year old

so when she throws out shit like "impenetrable walls of jericho" and generally is a bit of a bitch to him constantly he plays it safe

he doesn't know how to read the mixed signals

>>154301190
Why do you think you're talking to a fujo? Why you so obsessed with fujos?

>>154301183
You're the idiot who can't back up your argument. Shinji rejected Misato and was creeped out by Rei

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>>154301220
No he hates the local gay, Shinji.

>>154301224
I completely agree with you, wise man. I always tell my friends how much I love them, while handholding naked alone in bath.
I also say no homo after we fuck, so it's not gay.

>>154301224
>holds hands with a boy naked
>subtly offers him to go to bed with him
>tells him he's in love with him
>says he was born to romantically meet him
And so on and so on *sniff*

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>>154301253
You sound like a good natured heterosexual, we should hang out sometime.

The straight Kaworu meme was never funny.

>>154301253
>wise man
It's a trap

>>154301288
>thinking it's a meme
You must be a fujo.

>>154301236
Whatever you say, faggot, your bait is weak anyway

I wonder does the trio singing "Fly Me to the Moon" in the credits of each episode have any significance at all?

>>154301265
Their balls never touched, so Kaworu is still straight. Just like Jesus.

>>154301314
It's a song about Unit 01
>fly me to the (black) moon and let me sail among the stars

>>154301316
Nice argument. So I can go balls deep in Kaworu's mouth while stimulating his asshole but it won't be gay because our balls don't touch?

>>154301332
And it ends with "I love you!" with all three girls, I'm confused about that.

>>154301236
He had sexual thoughts about them and only about them

>>154301316
Yes, I mean he loved him in a Jesus kind of way, anyway. Especially in the manga. How could anyone suspect gay there, fucking fujos, man.

I wonder what significance that song being sung during third impact has?

>>154301316
St. Mark chapter 10, verses 34 to 35:
"And the youth, looking upon him (Jesus), loved him and beseeched that he might remain with him. And going out of the tomb, they went into the house of the youth, for he was rich. And after six days, Jesus instructed him and, at evening, the youth came to him wearing a linen cloth over his naked body. And he remained with him that night, for Jesus taught him the mystery of the Kingdom of God.

>>154301355
There's actually nothing important there. Just minor details. Rei symbolizes the moon in Eva. Analogy with Lilith and black moon. Later there's also an energetic version with red screen in episode 8 after Asuka's arrival. Etc etc.

>>154301354
That's correct. Just don't forget to say no homo after you both come.

>>154301360
Asuka. Rei and Misato scared him

>>154301374
Jesus was gay.

Reminder that Shinji's fantasy is literally to get ambushed by Asuka and Rei, only to have Misato discover them and educate the two younger girls on how to treat men.

>>154301387
Even Asuka scared him, but she scared him less than pedophile Misato and immortal Rei.

>>154301398
But that's my fantasy. I also want to tie Kaworu up and abuse him for two days.

>>154301387
And he liked them anyway.

>>154300752
Pretty much. He's straight but Kaworu's an exception

>>154301436
Yeah but he's gay in the manga and Rebuild.

>>154301454
No, he's the same there

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>>154301436
>it's another case of "I'm straight but.." and "only if it's you.."

>>154301436
Kaworu doesn't really count because Shinji didn't show sexual attraction to him

>>154301423
He cared about them and didn't want to lose them. That doesnt mean he wants to fuck

>>154301473
Hmm. Source?

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>>154301485
>Source
No ;^)

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>>154301374
>>154301396
I had no idea fujos wrote the Bible.

>>154301478
Not him but you need to work on your insecurities. Nobody on this board cares that you're a closet fag. Stop repeating every goddamn post how you're not sexually attracted to some guy.

>>154301464
Nope, Sadamoto said he was only attracted to Kaworu and had a platonic relationship with the girls.

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>>154300693
It's actually just one Reifag samefagging.

>>154301481
What about scenes in eoe, when the girls shout at Shinji that they don't want to date him, or when he talks about how he doesn't ubderstand them having sexually suggestive pictures of them in the background

>>154301542
Stop replying to bait

>>154301550
This.

>>154301563
That doesn't prove anything anon.

>>154301572
I'm the one baiting him. Oh wait it's not bait cause it's true.

>>154301572
At this point I'm convinced the dude is just replying to himself.

>>154301593
It does, it's how Shinji perceives them

>>154301593
Why are you so dumb?

>>154301542
And? The fact that he never tried anything doesn't mean he isn't attracted to girls. He even admitted that he felt it was unnatural for him to like Kaworu. Stop wanking your headcanon, fujo

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>>154301542
To be fair, Sadamoto is a faggot.

>Sadamoto: In fact, Shinji and Rei, and Shinji and Asuka, their touch stopped at holding hands. Everytime they hold their hands, it has a different meaning. It is one fun fact about EVA……So I never intend to let the children’s relationship go beyond that. On the contrary, Kaworu is the only one who overstep the boundary, he break the rule.

>>154301619
Yeah, he was living with two hot girls who were pretty sweet but only got attracted to the weirdo guy who wasn't even nice to him. Thinking it's unnatural just makes him a closet homo.

>>154301056
That's true, he really never showed sexual interest in Rei and Misato.
Yet not only Misato, even when Asuka was advancing on him he kept rejecting her. I think he preferred to look at girls from afar and was still scared of initiate physical contact.
Like, he's ashamed of his sexuality. That's why the fapping makes him feel disgusted, even in the original scene (not the one with Asuka).

>>154301692
>even in the original scene
What original scene?

>>154301717
The original drafts, Shinji is alone in his room masturbating to the thought of women.

>>154301679
Nope. One of these girls was always angry at him and constantly talked about her crush Kaji and the other was a 29-year old alcoholic. What's there to try? Plus he's still Shinji. So no, not gay, bicurious maybe, if you want it so much for your ship, but not gay.

>>154301717
The one from the drafts where Shinji is just in his room masturbating to girls.

Even in that scene he still finds himself disgusting, saying "I'm so fucked up", just for innocently thinking about random girls and relieving himself.
It says he feels nothing but self-hatred in that scene.
So he must be disgusted by sexuality in general, which explains a lot of his actions in NGE.

Although he is strangely comfortable with contact with Kaworu.

>>154301753
Contact with Kaworu want sexual

>>154301752
He fell in love with Kaworu in the Manga, he's at least bisexual.

>>154301679
Honestly, I just hope this guy finds himself a qt boyfriend and leaves these threads. Considering he's probably a fat boring neet that might never happen, but still...

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>>154301778
Maybe if you stopped responding to bait and letting the thread derail he would.
Fuck you both.

>>154301797
Huh? That's my second post in this thread. You should reconsider your statement.

>>154301752
Asuka was pretty nice in the manga, she was a total bro. Nothing like NGE Asuka. He was always holding hands with Rei but said "words like wanting to go out with don't define my relationship with Ayanami". He only got attracted to Kaworu. Pretty gay if you ask me.

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>>154301821
Shinji never saw Rei in a sexual light
Even in NGE

>>154301797
What do you mean? He's getting a taste of his own medicine.

>>154301820
My apologies.

>>154301839
No, you're both ruining Eva threads. Stop responding or fuck off already.

>>154301836
Watch EOE, mate.

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>full thread of fujos again
Do you landwhales even do anything except for browsing /a/?

>>154301867
I did.

>>154301857
Nah he doesn't have an argument, it's pretty funny.

>>154301888
You're just as bad as him, mods should ban both of your asses.

>>154301888
But he does, you're just delusional

>>154301900
Don't samefag please.

>>154301912
What do you mean, fujo? I'm not samefagging, just stating the obvious

>>154301753
It is pretty oblivious Shinji didn't feel sexual attraction to Kaworu that's why he was comfortable with him in bath

>>154301945
Aw autocorrect

>>154301945
>It is pretty oblivious

>>154301940
In the manga there's no sign of Shinji having attraction to girls. There's nothing to support it from the creator either. So no, you don't have an argument.

WAKE
UP
MODS
pls

>>154301753
Can you please give source of it?

>>154301982
Ok, he's bisexual if that makes you happy.

>>154301982
But it seems you didn't read the manga, there are numerous hints of attraction :^)

Show: Ends with Asuka and Shinji as close childhood friends living happily ever after

Movie: Ends with Asuka and Shinji as lovers left all alone together in the world

Manga: Ends with Asuka and Shinji holding each other's hands and looking in each other's eyes.

Truly a love that transcends time and space. In every iteration, Asuka and Shinji come together.

>>>/y/2370092/
E U G H
U
G
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>>154302034
Yeah, hints. He either needs to jerk off, pelvic thrust to them or kiss for it to be straight. :^)

>>154300083
it's alright. or not.

>>154302079
Good thing he did it in the anime.

>>154302100
But we're not talking about the anime buddy.

Reifags ruin the thread again. Just great.

>>154302112
Anime is what metters the most. He's heterosexual and insecure about it.

>>154302136
He's insecure about his heterosexuality? What a gay fag.

>>154302151
Yeah pretty much poor boy

>>154300855
>yaoi hands
Holy fuck, I'm dying here
Eva is just on end big laughing stock of fan service nowadays

>>154302202
That's an old picture.

>>154302216
Doesn't change my point

>>154302264
You had a point?

>>154302202
>nowadays
>is a NGE illustration

>>154300439
Episode 16.

>>154302274
Yes

At least we all agree that Shinji is in fact heterosexual

Reifag got BTFO, that was pretty funny. If we go by his standards I could go for the Rebuild too, but I'll just leave him alone.

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自分の行動について考え直すべきだと思う。

>>154302410
What happened, anon?

>>154302429
?

>>154302363
Pretty much

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>>154302440

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>>154301836
>when we were cleaning today, you were squeezing the cloth... the way you squeezed it was like a mother.
>You'll make a good mother, Ayanami.

Agreed. Mostly because she gave off mysterious mom vibes

>>154302363
Yeah we can all agree Shinji in the manga is gay as hell

>>154302477
>google translate
Replace 'I' with 'you all' and that's the gist of it.

>>154298168
Because he has crippling anxiety and self-esteem issues. and would not be able to handle a relationship. She could drop herself naked on top of him and beg him to violate her and he would sputter about needing to check the bathroom for stuff.

>>154302410
>>154302500
Who cares about these ruined threads anyway. Good thing we have our own comfy thread and have actual discussion there. The closet fag can talk to himself here for eternity for all I care.

>>154302492
Poor fujo couldn't prove her ship in the original deep animu

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>>154302529
I care. Fuck off, you don't speak for me.

>>154302555
You seem nervous today. What's the point in being angry? You can't change the fag and the one who always replies to him. There is literally no point.

>>154302532
Poor Reifag got BTFO. btw Shinji is bi in the anime and gay in the Rebuild too

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>>154302570
If we do nothing we'll never have a normal Eva thread on /a/ again.
And mods obviously don't want to do anything about it.

>>154298168
He wanted best girl Misato

>>154302573
I'm not a reifag. I don't care. You got proven wrong many times.

How do we fix NGE threads?

>>154302598
Replace 'you' with 'I' and that sentence would make more sense.

>>154302611
Ban these two fags who keep responding to each other every thread.
Get rid of the cancerous Reifag, too.

>>154302585
But what can we do really? If you show him that you're angry he'll just continue derailling the threads. Best is just ignoring him. I actually think that he talks to himself since his posts and the replies are always the same.
I don't see any option here to be honest.

>>154302611
Ban all fujoshi and reifags
The one starts, the others reply, true cancer

>>154302625
My course of action has always been to ignore and report, but rarely does something ever happen.

I'm convinced it's just one guy replying to himself.

>>154302630
You just talk to yourself and we all know it. Why won't you just ban yourself out of life. Just what kind of a shit person one must be to continuously ruin people's fun on an anonymous board?

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>>154302660
It's a Reifag who tries to falseflag as Asukafags and Kaworufags. Yes, he really is that autistic.
He was tired of being called the cancer of every Eva thread, so he's going for a different approach.

>>154302677
What are you talking about, retard? Just because I suggest to ban fujoshi who spam their ship every single fucking thread I'm automatically a reifag? Fuck off, seriously. Both you and this reifag are equally retarded.

The only thing i post is a fact "Shinji is heterosexual" yet you fujos take the bait and i'm just playig along.

>>154302705
Just because you see homo everywhere doesn't mean it's true.

>>154302705
Great fucking detectors all thread long.

Either you're that new that you don't realise it's the fag that talks to himself every thread or you're him.
What option is it?

>>154302731
Maybe. But when I see a thread with 500 posts and 30 IPs discussing the same shit over and over again I start to doubt it.

>>154302738
No, delusional fujo. I've posted screencapse several times to prove you that i'm not the Reifag. God, you're insane and you and other fujos take the bait everytime. You're to blame not me.

>>154302751
Thanks to the same two fags.

We wouldn't be having to deal with this topic over and over if everyone just ignored their bait.

>>154302767
You admitted to being a Reifag in a thread last month. Fuck off already.

>>154302767
Ok, great to know you're actually him. Hang yourself and never come back. Christ, you're such a piece of shit.

>>154302785
No i didn't, insane fujo.

>>154302799
Hust stop taking my baits. God fujos are the worst.

>>154302806
You did.
If you really weren't a Reifag you weren't care. But since you're being called out you have no choice but to get defensive.

You anons who keep crying "Reifag!!", pointlessly hate on Reifags, are just as annoying as him. Also don't call me a Reifag.

>>154302834
It's a confirmed Reifag who has been ruining Eva threads for years. Everyone here fucking hates him.

>>154302819
Stop talking to yourself. Does your OCD doesn't let you leave a single Eva thread alone?
You're the worst, off yourself already.

>>154302806
You did.
First you said you weren't a waifufag at all, then you said you were an Asukafag to try and make them look bad.
You couldn't be more transparent if you tried.

>>154302852
It's not the same guy, you mean the guy who cries about systematic oppression? Can't you tell from his spelling and English its not him?

>>154302861
>fujo just can't accept the stupidity of her group
Whatever. I'm leaving. But if you will take my bait again it's your fault.

>>154302887
I'm not even a fujo but just fuck off already, dude.
You're an embarrassment.

>>154302819
It's because you're really desperate for attention, you reply to every post. Also you took my bait, you're as pathetic.

>>154302887
>Whatever. I'm leaving.
Good riddance!
And don't come back.

>>154302904
>cares about nonexistent homo in a popular anime
>not fujo
Kek

>>154302915
Weren't you leaving? Fuck off already.

>>154302881
There was a thread a few weeks ago when he just started posting Rei pictures and doing Rei best girl shit with his heterospamming posts.

If it's not the exact same guy (probably is though), it's at least a Reifag trying to make Asukafags look bad by falseflagging as them.
It's not the first time he's done it.

>>154302929
_____Fujo

>>154302915
I don't give a fuck about shipping, I just want you to fuck off so the threads can stop revolving around it.

>>154302972
Stop replying then

>>154302982
I rarely ever reply to your retarded ass.
You've shown us you'll just samefag and reply to yourself when no one else does.

>>154302946
Haha this guy really got BTFO, couldn't even refute manga Shinji being gay. Y'all can hate me but it was satisfying. Now I'm leaving.

I hate you all.

>>154302936
He would be a deeply fucked up individual if that was true. I mean even more than he is already.

>>154298168
Because they have no chemistry between them. They are friends at best. Why do people ship those two anyway?

>>154303025
You have no idea how deep the autism hole goes.

>>154303019
Me 2

>>154303025
>He would be a deeply fucked up individual
I think that's a given at this point. He probably has no friends and his family doesn't care about him, so he desperately tries to get his share of attention (whatever negatieve it might be) from anons.
I feel sorry for him a bit, but I hate him for ruining these threads.

>>154303033
Yeah.

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So, Asuka's pretty cute.

>>154303259
Asuka a CUTE

>>154302705
I've seen a lot more Asuka x Shinji shipping in these threads, and it's way more cancerous.

Evangelion is an omnipandering Anime, there has always been a huge waifufag and fujoshi presence since the 90s. That'll never change.

>>154300620
he is bi

>>154300855
>No wonder this board is gay
im bi thank you

b/c he's a fkin bitch

>>154298168
he's 14 & she's kinda unstable

>>154298168
because he is an autistic weenie and didn't understand asuka's retarded come ons

>>154303467
I thought that I could live for no one else

But now through all the hurt and pain

It's time to respect the ones who love you more than anything.

>>154302136
he is objectively bisexual.

>>154303720
Me2

>154303852
>>154303705
That guy baits a lot, don't reply to him. He's never convinced by any arguments and just wants to derail the thread, he admits it himself: >>154302728

>>154303911
He's a Reifag who wants to make Asukafags look bad

>>154303911
Oops >>154303852

>>154301436
you remember that bed intruder meme guy from like 2008? that guy is gay, except for one woman, who is his wife. that's how i see shinji as, straight, because he for sure wanted to bang asuka and maybe the other two, and also wanted to bang kaworu.

>>154303927
A sad existence for sure.

Because Kawoshin is canon

>>154303969
Don't
We know

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I can't tell who's pretending to be who anymore.

Everyone just shut the fuck up about Shinji's dick for once.

>>154303969
But it's not. Shinji will never be together with Kaworu. It's actually impossible on several levels

>>154303467
>Asuka x Shinji
>cancerous
What's cancerous about the only logical and possible pairing?

>>154304026
Shinji will never be together with anyone because Eva isn't your shitty harem fantasies

>>154304026
Canon as in canon romantic feelings and confessions for each other, obviously they'll never be together.

>>154304071
>Eva isn't harem
You're funny, anon

>>154304066
Fuck off Reifag

>>154304092
Reifag? But it's true, as in EoE

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>>154304086
It doesn't become a harem unless you make Kaji or Gendo the MC

>>154304112
And as usual, Reifags only care about shipping. Cancerous.

>>154304113
I would watch harem with my boy Kaji as MC

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>>154304112

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>>154304139
Bitches flock to him like crazy

>>154304127
Stop accusing everyone of being a Reifag, you're one of the cancerous anons of these threads.

>>154304127
You seem to be buttblasted and insecure about LAS, anon. Usually I noticed such behavior in fujoshi, who are actively straight-banishing here

>>154304180
Fuck off, you're just trying to make Asukafags look bad like usual

>>154303969
Fuck off Reifag

>>154304159
Why is Asuka so much taller than Rei? That's not right.

>>154304169
Shitposter is synonymous with Reifag

>>154304150
Shinji needs a simple girl like Hikari, not aliens or mental fuck ups.

>>154304213
Rei is sitting there

>>154304213
Cause Asuka's better

>>154304189
No I'm not. Just stating a fact, you should calm down, girl. If we're talking about pairings, LAS is the only possible one out of what we have as of EoE. Not in Rebuild and Manga, of course, but still. Canon is canon, anon

Both these posts were made by the same Reifag:
>>154303969
>>154304066

>>154304257
Yui says people can come back. That means Hikari can come back.

>>154304257
Fuck off Reifag. Everyone knows you say this shit and then later use it as "evidence" that Asukafags only care about shipping cancer and that you Reifags somehow don't.
Yet you're the biggest shippers here, stop falseflagging already.

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>>154304267
Try again. Christ, you fujos are disgusting.

>>154304307
Nice edit.

>>154304317
Sigh. Y-you're hopeless, anon. I'm so sorry

>>154304307
Spending 4 minutes on a shoop, wow.

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No idea. Imagine living with someone with a body like that, no wonder Shinji went crazy by the end of the story

>>154304307
You shipperfags are disgusting.

Do Reifags have nothing better to do than pretend to be fujos and Asukafags? Ruined another Eva thread, fuck these cancerous pieces of shit.

>>154304351
This.

>>154304340
I hate Mana so much.

>>154304351
B-but he said he's going to fuck off. Why is he still here? Why?

>>154304365
If they're not sperging over their Rei Q victim complex, they're falseflagging.

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>>154298292

>>154304397
Shitposting on /a/ is the only thing that gives him life.

>>154304373
Why, landwhale? Because you can't approach guys easily like she did?

>>154303720
>>154303869
that's pretty gay though

>>154304428
Not him but she's a fucking Mari

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>>154304444
witness!!

>>154304428
Hey I thought you'd fuck off

>>154304444
Gay = Mentally Dysfunctional
Straight = Indoctrinated by primitive society's values
Bi = Ideal perfection balance of nature's and our psyche's ideal.

All we need now is a way to become futas in real life.

>>154304351
Seriously.

>>154304483
Bisexuality is what God and Jesus intended.
The Romans had it right.

>>154304398
You can always summon them to do so by posting pictures of Rei Q

>>154304501
>>154301374

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>>154304515

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>>154304373
But she's cute

>>154304584
No.

>>154304584
Even Mari has more of a personality than her

>>154302936
.....When there's heterospammer theres rarely m-muh Rei guy, when there's m-muh Rei guy I rarely see heterospammer holy fuck maybe it really is him.

>>154304888
Exactly. When I pointed it out a few threads ago he tried to prove me wrong by posting from his computer as m-muh Rei guy and then posting from his phone as heterospammer guy 5 seconds later. He kept posting them one after the other in 5 second intervals, making it even more obvious they're both him.

>>154304976
This is scaring me.

>>154298168
Because Eva is objectively shit and you faggots keep praising it for literally nothing

So lets see, so in this thread we have
>Muh landwhale/fujo boogieman
>Karl dick suckers
>Mike Pence himself
>Mana shoehorned into the thread just like the story
>The guy who compared reis death to his grandfather
>Asuka salad tosser defence force
>Eva is garbage posters
Looks like the usual crowd. Who else am I missing? The "asooka is a tranny" guy right? Does he even post anymore?

>>154305351
Trannyposter is the Reifag, he gave up on that a while ago

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Reminder that the manga is better than the anime.

>>154305820
Their relationship was really sweet in the manga.

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>>154305989
That it was anon.

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>>154298460

>>154305820
What happened to her nipples?

>>154306751
>>154301118

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>>154306828
But it wasn't too lewd before.

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>>154306014
>tfw rei tells gendo that his is not the hand she remembers

>>154306882
did Anno approve of this?

Asuka pegs little boys like Kensuke

>>154300751
>interactive

>>154300907
for you

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>>154306882
DELETE
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>>154298168
He fucked everyone except the bassist

>>154304213
Asuka's german, Rei is japanese.

>>154298168
Because he didn't want to stick his dick in shit.

>>154304113
has anyone ever sold out more

>>154298168
>People who have seen the hospital scene still think Shinji is gay
Come on guys, that scene was made specifically to de-gay him

>>154304113
The the thing about this picture is that Asuka doesn't like Kaji in Rebuild.

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>>154309068
Don't blame official canon things anon

>this thread is still up
Why?

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>>154304066
Landwhales who self insert as Asuka and hate Shinji for some reason. Last thread they were calling Shinji a creep.

So yeah.

>>154313430
THIS.

>click on this thread
>all these kaworufags
>all these asukafags
>all shitting up a thread, all paranoid, all shitposting

I should have known from the thread title, but still. 345 posts of shit on the tab of these people.

>>154315182
And they do this every day, 500+ posts at the end of each day. Sad!

>>154315241
It's unfathomable. Shipping is all they do, all day long. There's nary a good evangelion thread in sight, not with these faggots. This is what Evangelion is now.

>>154315182
>posters: 54
>replies: 346
>all of them arguing about Shinji's dick again
Wew fucking lad

>>154315241
>>154315294
>samefagging and admitting to /pol/ crossboarding in one post
Was the thread on /m/ not enough to satiate your Reitarded ass?

>>154315182
Having your delusions validated is a big deal.

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>>154315445
>cross boarding wars
>larping as a waifufag

pls

He's gay
even if he was straight, Rei is objectively better

Those who think he's anything but straight didn't watch the show properly.

>>154298168
Never put your dick in crazy

Asuka literally has borderline personality disorder

>>154314634
He doesn't look like Shinji. You have to turn Shinji into a totally different guy to make this pairing attractive or rational

>>154316152
But Shinji grows up in the end. I believe in him as much as I believe in myself. Shinji is truly brave

>>154315846
Fuck off /pol/

>>154316543
Him growing up doesn't mean he should settle for someone he doesn't love.

>>154316152
It's not Asuka either. Fans are delusional and think their relationship wasn't dysfunctional and they weren't drawn by hormones and desperation.
>>154316543
He fucking chokes her on the beach. He got a revelation and newfound sense of being, he's not automatically a different person. This isn't shounen manga and it doesn't mean "Oh boy, he's gonna fuck my waifu now!" Jesus, do you even care about the characters?

>>154316792
Yes. And characters should become better people which means overcoming their shells and trying to understand each other, even if that means hurting and being hurt. You seem to not care about Eva's meaning

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This thread ruined my life.

>>154316866
Shinji pls

>>154316832
Except you just want the characters to be who you want them to be. You don't care and are unashamed of it.

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>>154303259
Asuka is cute! CUTE!