not the first time she saw aqua a slut

every single doujin is offical cannon

>>153504494
kazuma confirmed for micropenis

op you just made this thread an hour ago, whats your endgame?

>>153504494
She is a godess. She probably spent the first 200 thousand years of existance overwatching naked proto-humans.

>>153504494
He has to spend every day looking at her fat ass and puffy goddess pussy since she refuses to wear underwear so it's perfectly fair.

>>153504553
Or merely HUMAN-sized.

>>153504494
Aquafags BTFO

>>153504494
I am getting a little angry now. You don't want to push me.

>>153505651
your waifu a SLUT

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>>153505750

>>153505847
a SLUT, a WHORE, a PROSTITUTE, a HARLOT

>>153505651
thats what you get for bulling wiz aqua

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>>153505651
>>153505847

But seriusly, what the fuck does that mean?

Did the other girls saw his dick?

Does Aqua-face confirms he has a small penis? Wtf does that mean?

The levels of meme this show is getting is off the charts

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>>153506011
>meme

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>>153506011
Even if he does has a small penis, she must be alright with it since she let herself get impregnated by him.

>>153504494
>>153506011
probably just thought "heh, typical nipdick"

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>>153505651
>>153505847

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>>153506011
>this guy is unironically asking if a nipponese man has a smol dick

>>153506011
It was the biggest one Megumin had ever seen, but Aqua wasn't all that impressed.

Are people forgetting Kazuma fought everyone naked to protect a succubus? Or that it's still winter in fantasy Australia?

Kazuma's endgame is to defeat the Demon King and wish for a regular-sized penis.
It backfires and he gets a normal-sized living dildo in his hands.

>>153506369
>that second spoiler
>Aqua fucks herself silly with it to spite Kazuma but fails to realise that it's still technically Kazuma's

>Filler episode
>10 Episode series
sage

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>>153506693
Nice opinion, secondary-kun.

>>153504494
look at that face

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>>153504494
How is she supposed to react according to local kissless turbovirgins?

Get shocked like a generic anime girl?

Who seriously expects Aqua to be a shy pure girl in the first place?

She's a degenerate narcissistic piece of shit.
Of course she's not gonna KYAAA at a penis.
And that's part of what makes her so great.
But don't confuse that with being a slut.
If she just wanted sex and money or whatever she'd get it but she prefers to hang around those other idiots because she's a fine girl that appreciates the good things in life.

Why so many people liked this dick joke?

>>153508418
She's probably worn out her vagina to the point where it no longer feels sensation

>>153508391
Blush like Lalatina

>>153504553
well yeah, he is japanese

>>153508497
It subverted a classic harem anime trope (Girl gets shocked and calls MC a pervert, possibly hurts him).

>>153508635
>blush

That means she's aroused.

Aqua doesn't give a fuck.

>>153508819
I'm just saying that's what the local kissless turbo virgins expect

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slut

>>153508913
now shop in semen

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>>153504494
>not the first time she saw
Aqua saw it all the time during his nightly masturbation sessions
She's probably just amused by it at this point

>>153509201
Are they sleeping near shit?

>>153509201
She's also a fucking goddess, he's a little human child.

All of it must be amusing to her.

SMALL

>>153509377
Yup. Those are stables.
You sort of get used to it. When I was riding horses, smell of manure became just a regular thing.

>>153509416
>a fucking goddess
and people wonder why she goes nopan

>>153509201

I want to shove that manure down her mouth. Am I a bad person?

>>153509014
And a couple cumstrings stuck to her mouth and chin.

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>>153509516
Clever.

>>153504494
I must have seen thousands of those "her face when she sees your dick" posts, and now we have a canon one. Do anime creators lurk on /a/?

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>>153509201
actually, she only saw kazuma breathing heavily and trembling but didnt know what he was doing so she only turned to the other side to sleep

>>153509830
Trigger does, DEEN might

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>>153506109
>"No, pull out!"
>Leglocks

>>153506109
saucenao, google and iqdb didn't work, anyone can please give me sauce on this?

>>153512074
https://exhentai.org/g/928509/0662c41d93/

>>153512107
thanks

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>>153504494
Of course she would find it hilarious after having a semen bath in her womb with my 9 inches.

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was she crying from laughter?

>>153514156
Of course. What else could she have been crying from?

>>153512107
>I CANT BELIEVE YOU KAZUMA GIVE ME MY VIRGINITY BACK
>Okay, if you give me mine back I will
best bantz

>>153514156
I legit thought she stole his kissu in an attempt to revive him or something

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>>153512074
Seriously?
This is one of two english translated konosuba impregnation doujins.
The other one doesn't have Aqua on the cover.
Again, seriously?

>>153506011
he jerked off all the time at night while they were sleeping in the stables together
meanwhile aqua has perfect night vision and can see in darkness clear as day

Does Eris-sama have something dangling between her legs?

It's not fair. I want Aqua to laugh at my puny microdick too.

>>153506011
I'm pretty sure she was just joking at the joke of Excalibur being his dick

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>>153506082
">she sees your dick" is a funny /a/ meme where a smug anime girl face is posted with the implication that she is sneering at Anon's small penis.

It literally happened here: an anime girl made a smug face upon seeing the MC's dick.

It was the realization of the most epic of memes.

>>153504494
Why would she react any other way to seeing her husband's dick? She sees it almost every night.

>>153504532
noice

>>153509958
I thought she was just lying to make him feel better. there was an episode in season 1 where she implied she knew.

>>153517772
wut

>>153517955
>implying they aren't the reincarnated souls of an old married couple

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>>153505952
GET THAT NEGATIVITY OUT OF HERE!

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>>153504494

O H M Y G O D

>>153517995

One of them is an immortal goddess

>>153506011

"Excalibur = Sword in the Stone = You can't easily extract it = Tiny Dick" was my train of thought.

>>153516562
i thought she performed cpr on his dick

>>153504494
>slut
Aqua is a goddess. For her, seeing a human dick is like you seeing a duck vagina or something. Plus she's a pantheon-style goddess and they do all sorts of freaky shit. Zeus would go down and fuck girls in Ox form and Swan form and stuff like that.

That ED tho

such a fitting ED for a daily life episode

>>153504553
>>153506011
>judging size when it's flaccid
I thought you were better than this /a/

>>153518447
This. Also the biggest bitches in the world are the ones that laugh at a man's penis. This shit is inexcusable. Remove shitty useless goddess please.

Is this the body dysmorphia general?

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I'm really happy they gave her a little more of screen time

>>153518641

It's not clear to me whether they're actually laughing at the size or just the hilarity of the situation.

They basically got him to agree to a rez by scribbling on his ding-dong.

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>>153514156
I thought they were all laughing at his rigor mortis.

>>153518684
its that way
>>>/fit/

>>153518710

AHHHHHHH Oh my GOD that's what it was

Sometimes after death, ESPECIALLY if you've suffered a spinal cord injury (like a broken neck), you'll get a death boner where all your blood pools in your dick.

They were

>>153518842
I thought Kevin Smith made that up.

>>153518905

Nah it's a real thing.

>>153518842
yes people can get erections (and also piss and shit themselves) when they die
no that is not what rigor mortis means

>>153518702
Well that's true. But the way it's presented is clearly pointing towards Aqua laughing at his dick.

>>153518842
Incidentally, Prison school has something very similar going on right now.

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>>153519024

Aqua and Kazuma are such an amazing duo. They compliment each other perfectly.

>>153504494
See, this is when you know you're close to a girl. When she can just casually look at your dick and laugh.

>>153519239
I agree. Which is why it feels wrong that Megumin is "winning" romantically in the LN.
It just feels a little forced. Aqua and Kazuma are so close, I can't imagine him even wanting to spend time with anyone over her. But, whatever.

>>153506011
darkness seemed interested by it and she's seen her fair share of orc and goblin schlong i'd guess
it's probably average for a nihon teen, she was just doing it to bully him and also because it was a funny moment

>>153519756
They're like close siblings. And I mean actual siblings, not anime incest siblings. A boy and a girl can be close without being romantically involved.

>>153518698
That was the smoothest fucking move.

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>>153518641
>not wanting to get your penis bullied

>>153519939
They can, but I still feel like it's a lot more plausible that Kazuma and Aqua would form feelings than Kazuma and Megumin.
Maybe Megumin, because she's a kid, would start to like Kazuma because she looks up to him. But Kazuma would have to be thinking solely with his tiny wiener. Because there really isn't much that's been shown that makes he and Megumin a good match.

>>153518698
she was cute explaining the lizards, the little run mime she did was adorable

>>153520086
I agree but I also I haven't read the novels, maybe there's more development later. I mean this episode seems like it could've been the start, since Megumin crying was kind of their first tender moment together.

Honesty I don't really see how romance fits into the equation, at least from just the anime.

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>>153504567
I found that way more harlious than it should of been.

>>153520184
I kinda feel like they some sort of weird chemistry together, Aqua x Kazuma feels more like sibling bickering, whereas with Megumin, the way they bicker feels more like the beginnings of romantic tension. I can't really describe

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>>153518447
Yeah, and you were in the pool. Any other excuses?

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>>153504494

Was her response really that surprising?

>>153520086
Aqua and Kazuma will never be a couple because they hate each other's personalities when it comes to a romantic partner.

>>153518698
Does she like Kazuma?

>>153520815
She's a christmast cake, she like s any male that is close to her.

>>153518905
Nope, it's real.

Incidentally, the term "well hung" originated from the tendency of men killed by hanging to die hard as a rock.
In some places you know what you did, France people would dunk the dead man's last erection in a pot of wax to make a mold for dildos and novelty candles.

>>153504553
IT WAS COLD

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>>153514156
>was she crying from laughter?
megumin is a pure girl who loves all her teammates. Notice the quickest way to push her berserk button is to insult or attack her teammates. She was legit upset.

>>153508418
> shy pure girl
Horrible trope to begin with

Confident genki sluts are the best.

wot

Well she didn't move her eyes when the towel dropped. That means she was staring at the dick before it was even exposed.

>>153518351
sooooo she's a slut

>>153519528
I get the 'casually look' part but laugh at your dick is something different anon