Christmas Cakes

I'm not a historian. I don't care for fossils.

>>153451867
They are delicious

>>153451892
is this bait?

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>>153451867

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Who /Megumi/ here

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Cakes do not exist

At least goos looking cakes dont.

>Good looking woman in her 30s single
>Has a decent job and personality
Never would this ever happen. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof

>>153451867
Aged well, but beyond 30 is spoiled cake and should be thrown into the trash.

>>153452575
Even if someone did you'd just say
>implying 3D is ever good looking
Oh, I mean "goos looking".

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This Valentine's Day, please think about all the lonely keiki's out there.

>>153452575
taylor swift is quite good looking, isn't she?

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>>153451867
Just read something with case as the MC.
It was great

In America there are no cakes. Here we have single mothers with tattoos.

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>>153452687
I hope they're thinking about me, too.

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>>153452857
>tfw

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>>153452687
>in Hawaiian, keiki means kid
Linguistics sure is wacky some times

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Cakes are the best and I would give them all the love and attention the deserve.

>>153453088
You wouldn't do jack shit for another person which is why you're alone to begin with.

>>153453101
>implying I could get fucked even If I did something for it

I want this cake trope to die. It serves literally no purpose other than to pander to the most pathetic bottom of the barrel degenerate scum of society.

Cakefags are about as pathetic as cakes themselves.

Get mad.

>>153453226
Name one reason why this is any worse, let's say, childhood friend trope.
Childhood friend ol cake

>>153453272
Because at least those faggots don't make any /r9k/ "woo is me" threads whimpering about how nobody wants to marry cakes or even worse how there are no cakes that will take care of them. It's pathetic. Real 30+ year old women are jaded harpies that are alone for a reason.

>>153453562
*woe is me

>>153453562
Well allright. That's the whole r9k population in my perception. Not sure whose fault was that, but I can see your point.

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>>153453562
True

Its just that anime doesnt potray them like that. Usually anime cake is 9/10 financially,socially and on the looks department

>>153453562
But Anon what if she's a nice girl saving herself for marriage?

>>153452553
updates fucking never

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Is a Christmas Cake still a Christmas Cake if they date another Christmas Cake?

>>153453226
>>153453562
The only one mad here is you.

>>153452575
I don't have to justify shit in 2D, dude!

>>153454897
Take that shit to /u/ where it belongs

>>153452780
For a giraffe.

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>>153452553
If you old and fat you get updates twice (or less) per year.

>>153455139
>says the anon in a thread that belongs on /e/

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Christmas Cake are for bully

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>>153457361
Why is that shoujo cake are so much better than shounen cake?

>>153452780
Not a cake

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cakes give me a little bit of hope

but i know it's a lie

>>153457361
I want to touch that cake!

>>153458113
that's molestation

you'd be molesting a cake

>>153458145
>you'd be molesting a cake

Yes, and?

>>153452575
Cakes only have to be 25

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>>153458510
That's illegal. Cakes are meant to be consensually loved, not molested.

>>153458533
And little to none love experience.

>>153452553
At this point I can't tell if the scan group got dropped it or it got cancelled. It's literally the perfect manga.

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>>153458565
Can you consensually bully them though?

>>153452575
Sad but true.
A woman with acceptable looks and character, hell, even one of the two, is snatched before she turns 20. And when shyness would be a problem for a man, for a woman it's not, so even those who have zero social skills get married too.
Real single women above 25 are either batshit insane or are stuck-up bitches who won't settle for anyone but a greek god millionaire. Single because of putting career first is a myth too.

>>153458565
What about consensual molestation

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>>153458699
>>153458716
both okay
only if it's consensual

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>>153458680
>It's literally the perfect manga.
The bantz aren't even good, she's pretty much artificial and made just for pandering. how could that even be called perfect?

>>153452575
There's a line from a Belle and Sebastian song, "The best looking boys are taken, the best looking girls are staying inside."

Any decent cake is holed up living the hikki lifestyle. They have to be at least in the double digits.

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>>153458565
But what if I want to be molested by cakes?

>>153452801
>Josei

Does it have any lewd?

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>>153453226

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>>153458930
Yes if you look hard enough

>>153458869
Because it's cute!

C-U-T-E!

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Sensei will win

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>>153458929
Then it's always consensual.

Even if you don't consent.

>>153458979
I've seen so many cute cake that the only thing that can take my heart is the concept of it.
Things like that manga doesn't budge me at all.

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>>153459023
>Things like that manga doesn't budge me at all.
>th-that's okay, anon! I didn't expect you to feel that way about me anyway
>;_;

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I love them. All of them.
Shy cakes, assertive cakes, desperate cakes, cool cakes, bullyable cakes, cougar non-cakes.

I'd even be okay with any of those being a non-cake.

I am very much alone.

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>>153459131
Here, have this absolutely repulsive cake. No one wants her.

>>153451867
Why don't the men just marry them? Japanese women can be middle-aged and still look like a fresh-faced 19-year-old. Japanese men (both in fiction and real life) are so beta.

>>153459176
I'd want her though.

>>153459490
In real life? Japanese women have incredibly high standards. They themselves care less about sex than Japanese grasseaters do, and on top of that asian cultures downright raise their women to be golddiggers.

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>>153459176
I'd marry her to be honest.
I have forgotten what the warmth of a human being feels like.

I want a smug cake to tease me until I lose my mind.

>>153459696
>having ever known what the warmth of a 3D felt like at all
GET OUT NORMIES REE

>>153459657
That is one disgusting cake.

>>153459780
wel, my mother hugged me

>>153457361
>lastest omake she got tentacle'd

>>153459786
I was going to call you a fag, but that ass is sad.

>>153458565
Sauce? Image Sarch gives nothing.

>>153459931
*Search

>>153459931
enraptured make love

>>153459926
>ass
Very hypocritical of you

>>153457729
>27 years old
>not a cake

>>153451867
Sluts can't be christmas cakes.

>>153452780
>3DPD whore
>Cake
Pick one

>>153459131
>tfw nearly a cake myself

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Kingdom Hearts Manga's Amano Launches Series About RPG Party of Women Around 30

The March issue of Shonengahosha's Young King Ours magazine revealed on Monday that manga creator Shiro Amano will launch a new series titled Arasā Quest in the magazine's next issue on February 28. The story will take place in an RPG world and focus on women adventurers who are around 30 years old (the Japanese word "arasā" is an abbreviation for "around thirty"). The manga will have some color pages.

Source: Anime News Network

>>153452780
3DPD isn't welcome here, normalfag.

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>>153461267
>that pic
no thanks.

>>153458565
A cake molested me does that also count?

>>153461377
For the sake of this thread, greentext the story

>>153461377
STORY. NOW.

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>>153459989
Thanks alot anon

Cakefags are the worst.

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>>153461377
>molested

Stop repressing memories. You were raped, anon.

>>153461551
Why does the art look so familiar

>>153452780
How can she be a cake when she's drowning in catwalk pussy 24/7?

>>153461497
>>153461546
>be in six grade hot teacher in her late 20s
>get one of those random little kid boners she notices it because I'm wearing sweatpants as part of my gym uniform
>asks me to stay after class when we're alone she asks if I know how to take care of it
>jerk off with her help
That was the first time later on she started fucking me with a strap on so it wasn't always fun

>>153457361
Sauce? Image Search sucks ass again.

>>153461723
thats fucked up, cakes are scary

>>153461723
Sorry for your ass.

>>153461723
>later on she started fucking me with a strap on
Jesus...I'm sorry anon

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Story time from an earlier cake thread.
Forgive me for mobile posting.

>>153461739
I just image searched for it and found it easily. Stop searching using thumbnails.

>>153461784
Forcing me to nurse from her was the weirdest part

>>153461805
>>153461809
It all went down hill after the first blowjob

>>153461834
>>153461880
I would have changed places with you if it was possible.

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>>153461821
Another storytime from an earlier thread. I'm building a collection of these.

>>153461920
It wasn't too bad aside from the buttfucking

>>153462008
Older sister you say

>>153462008
why post it at all then

>itt a bunch of beta virgins making shit up

>>153462080
I believe them

>>153462080
I don't believe them

>>153462112
Of course you do. As long as they add a negative spin to the story, then that makes it more believable, right?

>>153461821
>Milf central in Japan

W-where might that be anon?

>>153462151

>getting pegged
>negative

>>153462080
It's just for fapping who cares if it's true.

Why is the love between an older woman and younger man so pure?

>>153462151
Nah.
There are horny women who think they can get away with molesting men and boys because they're women.

>>153462207
Because neither one knows what they're doing.

>>153462160
Dunno, I didn't screen cap who he replied to.

>>153462230
>a date
Now I know this is bs

>In japan, all single women grow huge tits, shoot up an inch or two in height, and develop curvaceous hips the moment they turn 25
or
>Nobody wants to marry a cow

>>153462282
What you never take your sister to see a movie and play some ice skating?
What kind of brother are you?

>>153462336
>I'll never find a nice dfc milf

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>>153451892
>not being a paleontologist

Pleb

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>>153459989
God Bless you anon

>>153462447
>what kind of brother are you?
The kind who doesn't want to fuck his sister

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>>153462510
>not being a geologist
just kidding, paleontologists are bros 5eva

earth science best science

>>153462336
It's an unforunate reality that there's so little interest in adult women in Japanese porn that the only people drawing it are hardcore oedipus complex fetishists that just want to fuck their mommy after exaggerating her to ridiculous proportions.

Finding anything decent that isn't cow-women is like trying to find decent foot stuff that isn't femdom.

>>153462479
At least in the US, all DFC milfs are fitness buffs or fashion models married to fitness buffs or fashion models, and then they get implants after the husband gets a raise/bonus for status among other girls.

So yes, you will never. 3d is terrible.

>>153462191
It's a negative when you're 12

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whatever happened to this? people stopped reading once they turned 30?

>>153462558
It's not about fucking man, it's family bonding.

>>153462637
not to go full weeaboo but japanese just have more youthful bodies compared to white adults, so you can't blame them

like a milf fetish is sensible and realistic in the west because 22 year olds just look like slightly less tired 40 year olds

>>153462830
>going out with a girl and not trying to fuck or get head from

Are there any anime or manga dealing with becoming a workaholic Cake's younger househusband? If I remember there was some manga that lasted a couple chapters but got axed because they didn't like the author's attitude towards males or something.

>>153461267
I see a loli...dropped already

>>153459696
I knew it was a bad idea to come here on THIS day.

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>>153458699
Where is she from?

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>>153463324
it's okay anon

at least in my case it'll end soon

>>153463551
>tfw don't have it in me to slit my jugular

>>153463402
>>153461551
Filename

>>153463551
maybe me too, I'm getting tired

>>153459657
Who is this?

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Do not open this

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Here's a big ol serving of cakes

>>153464815
Chubby cakes. Noice

>>153462776
The thing about Nomi Joshi is that it's cute, but not very funny and the characters don't have much more too them other than being cute older women. If it had some kind of story I might like it.

>>153464863
Too big

>>153462949
There's one I know of. It's really short and is just about a wealthy cake hiring some guy to be her house husband. They fuck and then it ends. It's okay and I don't remember the name.

>>153464667

your wife

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>>153465011

>>153464894
Kiyama Harumi is one of the most criminally underrated cakes out there.

>>153465155
I wish. Remind me of her name?

>>153465162
>ywn never take a cake on a date to a buffet

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>>153464894

One Yomiko please.
I want to snuggle and read with her next to a roaring fireplace after we've made love.

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>>153465267

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Hmm have you ever thought that we are all male Christmas cakes?

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>>153464894
Where's Ninomiya

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>>153465369
Sorry, but I'm still not a cake.

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No. Pic related is /a/.

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>>153465384

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Is Minna christmas cake?

>>153465369
I'm 2 years off, but part of what attracted me to the archetype was that I was pretty sure I would wind up as one. The future is still unclear.

>>153465384
Yummy cake. I'll add her when I get the chance. What's she from?

>>153465384
Technically she's not a cake, she's 23. Even Izumi barely makes the cut because she isn't 25 until the movie.

But I always give her a pass as a cake desu.

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>>153465417

>>153464894
>Becky
>Mori's mother

>cakes

>>153465444
This year I'm going to strike the 28 mark.

Feels lonely man.

>>153465444

I think more Read or Die girls should be added considering a good majority of the cast besides Yomiko were cakes, except Anita.

It really is a show about cakes solving crimes when you think about it.

abloo abloo no one loves me

someone love me

please

I like it when we talk about cake. If you want to talk about your shitty life fuck off to >>>/r9k/ or >>>/adv/.

>>153464894
Why are all the ones I want not named

>>153465444
>What's she from?
Come on anon, the same show as Izumi

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>>153457361
one of the best Christmas Cakes out there
she's even perferct for bullying

>>153465471
Honestly I didn't make the chart, I'm just expanding on it. I'm trying to be more strict but for now, any girls who were there when I got it are just grandfathered in.

>>153465512
Now that sounds like a show I'd be interested in

>>153465581
Senpai I don't know every anime.

>>153465579
I feel that. Help me hunt them

>>153464894
things like this make me want to cry my soul out

>>153461825
How the hell am I supposed to do, or not do that?

>>153465705
You have to be computer illiterate if you really have no idea how to properly do a reverse image search.

>>153465435

She seems like it but she's only 19 if I remember.

Any good christmas cake stuff on the Sad Panda?

>>153465435
she acts like one but she's like 19

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>Implying that cakes are nothing more than self cleaning dick sleeves

>>153465617

You've got two of the main cakes going about their daily jobs bringing in income working as detectives and the loli who is pissed because they spend all their savings on books and don't have enough to pay off the bills. Also a writer who is best friends with another cake who went missing.

why do cakes make me feel so alone /a/?

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How do you feel about cakes being offed out of nowhere?

>>153465369
There's less of a charm to it when you have a dick.

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>>153465918
I love that author.
I know he makes the girls bitches and sluts but that gives them 10x more personality then the usual anime girl.

>>153464894
Which cake is the most tired; drinking, smoking and fucking like she has something to prove?
Cause I want that one

>>153454973
Yeah, but he's also mostly right. You'll understand if you ever start dating in that age range. It's awful, trust me.

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>>153465996

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>>153465642
I love when a cake wins
I wanted to see their wedding tho

>>153465743
I used every search here ant that I could otherwise think of and still didn't find it.

>>153451867
I love them and I can't handle it anon. Cakes, New Years Noodles, and yes it extends to 3D

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>tfw you are a male xmas cake now

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>>153465959
The cop girl wasn't a slut or a bitch. But I see what you mean. One of my favorite manga.

>>153451867
most of the cakes I know are picky woman who would only date 10/10 guys

I am really happy I found my gf, she isn't a 10/10 but I love her and we are really happy together

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>>153465996
>>153466016
anyone wanna sell me on black lagoon?
I can get behind this cake

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>>153451867
Quick /a/, give me some more cake!
I've only read Sensei Lock-On!

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>>153466296
Probably one of the best action anime ever.
Great setting, characters, art, and writing.
Also a great dub

>>153465755
A lot man.
https://exhentai.org/g/1009829/5eed7bd720/

>>153466205
i'm the 8/10 that keeps eating your cakes, you just gotta step up

>>153466362
that is ok
I am glad I don't have to fuck overweight cakes
leave the younger women to real men ;)

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>>153466350
how edgy is it?
lately I seem to only enjoy grimdark shit with suffering and existential anguish in it..

I want more office workers finding happiness with each other.

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>>153466126
The Hero is dead!

>>153466422
>overweight
>cake
pick one

>>153466362
>>153466422

How do I get a cake gf?

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>>153466445
VERY edgy.
Dead kids, rape, drugs, serial killers, mass murder, corpse looting, nazis, mafia, and Muslim terrorists to name a few elements.

the one from Garo

>>153466497
>cake gf
you don't, you fuck her then leave her with feelings of inadequacy, like every other man in her life

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>>153462160
>>153462263
As to where "Family Mart in Japan" is. I have no clue
>https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/153131278/#153131949

>>153466352
>tfw no 'Female:Christmas Cake' tag on the Sad Panda

Feels bad man

>>153466617
>not knowing famimart
It's a convenience store type place

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>>153466700
You need to search it with your feelings.
I always mixed up between christmas cake and milf just remember the artist and you're good to go.
This one is milf tho
https://exhentai.org/g/977405/c52ac4b994/

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>>153466719
fuck you
fuck you, really, fuck you

i'm supposed to go lifting right now
how the fuck am i supposed to lift now

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>>153466719

>>153466557
>>153466497
this

also they self isolate from further relationship
finding one that wants to get a more serious relationship is hard

>>153466719
>Please, don't let this be a dream again...

No, this time, it is real.

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>>153466806
>https://exhentai.org/g/977405/c52ac4b994/

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>>153466719
>Implying a cake would offer herself to you
>implying she's not suspicious of you for wanting an old lady

>>153458993

This manga and the author can go fuck right off. Piss chan is cancer and shit.

>>153466877
>how the fuck am i supposed to lift now
>not using all that pain and rage to break anew PR then talk to that qt a your gym
especially on Valentine's Day
I know you have one that you've just been staring at

>>153467519
Honestly, KissxSis should've just been an H-Manga from the beginning rather than just constant cock-blocking.

It better not go full Mysterious Girlfriend X...

>>153467487
>Implying part of the fun isn't pushing past all that

>>153467573
I lift at home.

Alone.

>>153467634
>I fap at home.
>Alone.

FTFY

>>153467634
>I lift at home.

>Alone.
So do I. Sorry, I normally assume other people lift in gym when I have /fit/ convos And while not a the gym I know you got a qt somewhere. I also know you're not gonna puss out and give up. Because neither am I.

>>153464894
Why are some of these not labelled

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>>153466719
I didn't asked for this.

>>153467937
I have no qt. I'm alone.
Only cute girls I see are in public transport and it's impossible there.

Not all of us are gonna make it brah.
When you do make it please look back and think of us.

>>153467979
I don't know who they are. They used to all be blank

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Way to derail yet another cake thread with your /r9k/-tier whining.

>>153468214
Cake threads are for depressed grown men.
Enjoy enjoying loneliness while you still can.

>>153468249
I like cake threads because I like posting cakefus and sometimes finding out about new cake-centric manga and anime. There is absolutely no place for complaining about being alone on /a/.

>>153468214
Cakes are for normalfags and people with shit taste. Anyone with real taste like lolis.

What are some good manga with cake main characters or main love interests other than Sakuranbo Syndrome?

>>153468506
Like, absolutely none.

>>153466161
Hang in there, soon you will transform from cake to Wizard

>>153468506
Lurk around the thread, people have posted plenty of cake related things that might catch your eye.

>>153468577
Most of them are side characters or bit parts, anon.

I can't stand the teenagers any more.

>>153451867
>Race that doesn't age until they hit menopause
>Thinks anyone over 25 is too old to be attractive
What the fuck is wrong with this country, no wonder everyone kills themselves.

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>>153467627
>Implying she's having fun when you're forcing yourself on her

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>>153463402
kissmanga.com/Manga/Kawaii-Joushi-o-Komasaretai

>>153468602
>>153468506
I just found some fun manga from OPT thread where the main character is a cake.
It's pretty great.

>>153468681
You're awakening that small glimmer of hope.
She rejects you because she doesn't want to be hurt again.

>>153464894
>Tfw no VN with nothing but cakes

>>153468602
>I can't stand the teenagers any more.
>tfw you slowly realize you're getting old

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I wonder if this might be a decent place to ask this, since if anyone is going to be save cake manga raws, it might be the denizens of the cake thread.
Did anyone happen to save the raws for all the chapters of Bijin Joushi Takizawa-san (http://seiga.nicovideo.jp/comic/22778?track=verticalwatch_epinfo1)? I'm interested in translating it but in the time it took me to get around to it niconico took down most of the raws (in the kind of pattern that suggests a possible tankoubon release). The Spanish group doing it deleted their raws after translating each chapter so unfortunately they can't help, and I can't seem to find them on any Japanese sites either. Did anyone happen to save them for some reason?

>>153468761
To be fair, I like it if the cake are a bit hard to get. And not in cliche tsundere blush kind of way.

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>>153468602
>>153468843
This. God help me.

>>153468843
Nothing slow about it, Anon. When I hit 30 I realized how truly terrible time is.

>>153468980
sauce on this please

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>>153468843
How kuzu no honkai treating you?
Did you enjoy /a/ more/less because of it?

>>153469260
All I know about it is there's a slut sensei on it. Nothing more.

I avoid the threads since I know how /a/ acts regarding the subject of purity (or lack of it).

>>153467487
All I'm getting is cartoonnetwork on google search or obscure porn in saucenao.

>>153468980
W-Why is this so enticing?

>>153469511
T H I C C

also her loving expression that makes her seem like a nice woman who won't make fun of you for your insecurities and also has a few of her own which makes her easy to relate to

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>manga has one of the best cakes in history
>loses to the fucking childhood friend loli

Fuck this noise.

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>>153469351
You would like to know, wouldn't you?
I forgot the title despite having so many cropped image from it. You should be able to find it in OPT thread

>>153469751
STOP REMINDING ME

>>153469751
Loli is a cancer. Loli is the enemy.

>>153469351
Hop over to /wsr/. Someone found it for me earlier.

>>153468081
> Only cute girls I see are in public transport and it's impossible there
Try anyway and wherever else you can. It's not impossible because of where you are, it's impossible because you've already decided it's Impossible

> Not all of us are gonna make it brah.
Only when you truly believe that is when you'll really never make it

> When you do make it please look back and think of us.
Nope, I'll be thinking of you because you'll be making it with me. And no saying no. The only answer I'm accepting is making it

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>>153458699
>memecenter

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>>153469751
Best girls must always lose, so they can remain pure for the readers who love them so dearly. When worst girl gets the MC she's not 'winning', she's merely taking one for the team.

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>>153470157
Whatever you say. In the end they're still sexless slobs.

>>153465918
I hate it

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>>153469925
I guess I'll try my man

I'll try to make it

>>153468980
Fuck, where is this from again?

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>>153469751
Literally made zero sense.

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>>153469925
>getting older
>lots of cute older girls around via work but not in shape and moderately awkward
>started lifting
>going well, starting to get back into shape
>hurt my back 2 weeks ago
>haven't lifted since

Go on without me

>>153452687
>lonely
The manga heavily implies they get together

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>>153451867
It's fucking great when they win. Too bad it's rare as fuck.

>>153470685
This short manga is such goofy wish fulfillment.

>>153464894
>>153468196
F3 is Yukushiji Ryouko, anon. Her series is great, its like jap X-files, only with more government corruption.

>>153465546
How can you expect anyone to love you when you can't even love yourself?

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>>153470725
Wish fulfillment or not, the cake finally won. That's all I care about.

>>153470921
Well, she did have to literally hire him to get him to marry her and he only started to actually like her after they fucked.

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>>153470857
Eh, I love myself and I never got any gf.
What does that tells you?

>>153470921
>>153470685
She looks like Ada Wong and that turns me on so much

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>>153469751
10 years later and I'm still mad

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>tfw older than christmas cakes

not sure how to think or feel really

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>>153471429
The elusive bowl cut is a thing of mystery. On the right women it's incredibly sexy, but on the wrong women it makes them look like bulldykes.

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This shit just makes me so happy

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I NEED more cake victories
>Onegai Teacher
>Game Over
>Unbalance X2
>Ore x Yome
>Garden of Words, tentatively
Any more cake victories?

>>153472945
I suppose one might add Sense of Values of Wine?

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>>153472945
Sensei Lock-On.
Also, have you noticed a pattern? The only time cakes win is when there's no competition.

>>153473185
Unbalance X2 had competition, wasn't she also competing against her half sister or something like that.

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>>153473127
What self respecting Cake lover hasn't read Fuuga's masterpieces? I just didn't include them because I was talking about Non-H victories
But Morisaki sensei a best. Teacher and Student was my first hentai I ever read, what a glorious place to start
>>153473185
There was competition for the MC in 3 out of the 5 I listed, what are you talking about

>>153473350
Her half sister was half heartedly competing mostly to irritate sensei.
There were 2 others, one that was far better than the other. The last one we met went to some pretty underhanded tactics to try to keep MC from sensei

>>153470685
sauce?

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>>153473429
I don't even fap to this. Just read it for the story.

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>>153473680
I am incapable of fapping to Fuuga, I just love the art so much
I've been trying for months to buy Teacher and Student online. Any tips on where to find it?

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>>153473777
>Hamburger meat
But that's some of the easiest shit to make. That's babby tear cooking, a literal child could do it.

Is pleasing keiki's this easy?

>>153472857
That's the same artist who did Fourteen in Love, right? That's such a cute series

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>>153473856
They just want love
Besides, Sensei is a glutton, and Nishiwaki is a good cook

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>>153473903
Yep. Same artist

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Considering so many christmas cakes are teachers, this is probably the best place to ask this: how are teachers treated in real life Japan? I imagine it's something like Finland, where a teacher needs to have a university degree in whatever course he gives and teachers are (in terms of social status) on equal terms with lawyers and doctors. Or is it more like 'murica where teachers are often underqualified and underappreciated?

>>153470725
this

Christmas Cakes are wonderful.

Mens can't be cakes, right?

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>>153475808
maybe?
I don't really know?

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>>153473672
>>153459931
>>153461739
>>153465705
>>153466126
I've only been asking as a last resort anon. Trust me, before I do I sauce on my own like hell.

>>153475808
Only wizards in training or dead I guess.

>>153475808
Wizards

>>153475808
Men become wizards at 30.
Women become cakes at 25.

>>153467487
Google gives nothing, source?

>>153475860
>>153475924
>>153476011
>>153476098

Great, I can keep my Confirmed Bachelor title then

>>153476472
dame na watashi ni koishite kudasai

>>153474555
>is it more like 'murica where teachers are often underqualified and underappreciated
this one

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>>153451867
i like em pure.

>>153477021
this is a very lewd looking cake, how can she be pure?

>>153461250
>>tfw nearly a cake myself
Are you lonely comrade?

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>>153473429
I get vibes to this series. Shame that the other chapters are untranslated, MC tries to propose to her but gets interrupted.

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>Your yandere cake neighbor will never sneak into your house to clean and make you breakfast
>She will never "force" you to impregnate her as a birthday present
Why am I even still living?

>>153479829
>Why am I even still living?

So that one day you will eventually get a Yandere cake neighbour?

>>153479829
She was a cake? Don't remember that.

I absolutely hate when the cake acts like a child.

>>153478164
Very lonely

>>153479954
She said she was 28 when the sexing began
>My 28 year old unpopular pussy

>>153457361
>>153465614
>Both Yuna and the princess has a chance of winning.
>Hell Harem end isn't impossible either.
>Cake has like 0 chance of winning

Fug

also anime when the 4 dukes is the perfect anime end.

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>>153472945
Good thing too, shit was getting out of hand.