JoJo

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Black Pucci

Well shit, thread just moved right after I posted. Reposting.


Why is Jojo so hated on? Being called the new bronies, people getting triggered over Jojo pictures/reaction images, saying Jojo is shit, etc.

I just don't get it. Browsing and posting here, Jojo threads are honestly pretty damn chill and often has some great discussions. Of course we got our own stupid memes and shitposts but really Jojo threads are infinitely less cancerous compared to other threads like Re:Zero threads.

>>153406098
Acts 1 and 2 are the beat
Act 3 is the bass drop

>>153406213
Nah, we're chill here in our containment threads. But out in the wild, people get really bad.

>>153405933
>I'd post that picture of Midler molesting him but people get mad about it because one of the pictures has mild vore implications
What? I've never seen that picture.

>>153406254
This. Some of the worst Jojo stuff I've seen is outside of these threads barring the fetish art, of course.

>>153406213
People hate it because they watched the first episode, didn't like it, and assumed the rest of it was just like the first episode.
And they think anyone who likes it has shit taste.

>>153406213
I'll explain it

For some reason, the series got a outta nowhere boost in popularity from actual normalfags everywhere in the net.

now at this point its still so so. but them they started with "jojo reference" schlock, after that the fanbase outside of /a/ became tainted.

Why /a/'s fanbase kept their cool you ask?, if i had to guess its because their are older

>>153406254
>>153406330
Really? Just how bad is it?

DIO unbirthing Giorno

>>153406359
/v/ tiers of bad

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>>153406213
Contrarians is the best answer I can give desu.
Not to mention the anime being extremely mediocre in comparison to the manga, so some faggots tried watching the anime and started shitting on Jojo solely based on it.
>inb4 f-fuck u elitist!!
The fan base is total shit tho, that's undeniable.

>>153406364
That's called anal vore you sick fuck

>>153406358
It's because of the To be continued roundabout trend on apps like Vine

>>153406406
Vampires have incredible control over their bodies and cells, to the extent of DIO being able to use his brain-cells to grow mind-controlling flesh-buds. There's nothing to say he wouldn't be able to give himself a pussy.

>>153406213

>How to get guaranteed replies: Jojo edition

"Hey guys, Jojo is so awesome and the best, and other anime is shit. Especially *insert new popular anime*"

>>153406359
You know fans of Undertale or kid cartoons are? Its like that.

>>153406414
Ahh, so that was the cause eh?, makes sense.

>>153406442
HE WOULD NOT ABUSE JONATHAN'S BODY LIKE THAT
THAT IS A SACRED AND PURE BODY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>153406494
He fucked Ungalo's mother.

There's nothing he wouldn't do to abuse Jonathan's body.

>>153406454
Does it really? Does it really get as bad as the "T-these videogame characters are real people! Y-you are worse then Hitler for even THINKING of doing a g-genoci... T-the g-word run"

I have a hard time believing that.

>>153406558
Yes, just look around for a bit my man.

There's a reason /a/ jojofags keep their head down even when the manga isn't that bad.

What's the best translation to read for Part 7? I read JJCA for early Part 5 and all of Part 6, but I thought there was a lot of bad grammar and the translation felt too literal.

>>153406558
I meant more like they insert Jojo into everything and think anything to do with Jojo is the hottest shit even if its cancer. I guess in the long run, Jojo fans aren't nearly as bad as Undertale shitters.

>>153406558
>>153406454
Not even close to how bad Undermeme shit is.

And Undermeme isn't anywhere close to how bad the Bronies were, either.

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>>153406558
>Y-you are worse then Hitler for even THINKING of doing a g-genoci... T-the g-word run"

Pfffft. Pretty good one.

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>>153406536
Friendly reminder that half of Dio's DNA is from Dario.
Dario was probably as hot as Dio when he was young, this is what Dio would've looked like if he didn't become immortal (and likely the =true reason Dio became a vampire), and this is what Giorno will look like when he grows up.
What I'm saying is that Ungalo's mom could've been hot and Ungalo got his ugly genes from Dio.

>>153406723
Or maybe DIO and Jonathan being one gave a little too many chromosomes for Ungalo to handle

>>153406254
>>153406358
>>153406330
>>153406618

So basically. Reddit ruined something yet again. That makes sense, thanks guys.

>>153406723
Dario was visibly incredibly old though, and fucked himself up with alcoholism and possibly other substance-abuse. It's not fair to claim that a guy who could well be in his sixties (or older) gave Dio 'ugly genes', particularly given that Dio was beautiful as a child and as a young adult.

>>153406774
I think facebook memers are more of a culprit this time.

>>153406723
>Giorno will look like this when he grows up
He's using Johnathan's body and sperm so he'll end up aging like him and you could maybe do a punnet square to figure out the phenotype ratio

>>153406774
not only leddit but mal and crunchyroll enablers, with a bit of low tier meme scum like twitter and the like

>>153406321
Go search on /d/ for the gdf thread, it's there.

>>153406213
and since you reposted that, I might as well repost my reply.

People hate JoJo now because
>it got popular so it's not "obscure" anymore
>the initial hype from sudden burst in popularity due to the anime
>retards still being annoying in other places, posting inside jokes left and right just like the bronies did and never shutting the fuck of about JoJo
>the anime attracting a huge influx of new fans, and while that in itself is not a bad thing, it attracted a lot of people that are more on the normie side, and "crossboarders ruining /a/ culture"
>some jojo memes reaching normie status, which makes all of us look bad

That's for the people who knew about JoJo before the anime, as for those who don't know shit about it, they just get annoyed by it because of its fans, because they tried watching it and didn't like it, or both.

>>153406450
Go back to Re:Zero threads then. Sorry we aren't as obsessed with Rem.

>>153406723
Ungaro's just a druggy. They all look like that once they've been on meth for a while.

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Post cripple and cowboy.

>>153406723
Are you forgetting that Dio's mom was actually hot?

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Post cosplay

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>>153407128

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>2017
>still reading jojo meme series

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>>153407197

>>153406321
I meant gfd, sorry. Anyways, I'll link you the post >>>/d/7249733

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>>153407237
Fuck what everyone else says, early SBR is cute.

>>153406723
Yeah but imagine if that guy except with intact teeth and a confident facial expression. It would quickly cross over from "ugly old dude" into "badass old man" territory.

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>>153407197

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>>153407309
It's different, but was really good in parts. It had the best aspects of the part 5 and 6 style with more time and detail.

Daily reminder that Part 4 ended badly so it is never a Great Days.

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>>153407444
I disagree with it being similar to 5's, but it's definitely got Stone Ocean all over it.
>filename
kek, I had forgotten how much of an asshole Johnny was to Gyro this time, fuck him and his newspaper.

>>153406213
I've never seen such a collection of relentless meme posters

Like dozens of posts in a row, unrelenting. An episode could be released, and before the day is over there would be edits of whatever random newer memes are out there for it.

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>>153407633
To be fair to Johnny I don't think he intended to fuck Gyro over, he just got overexcited about a clue for the next corpse-part. Overall Johnny was really supportive and encouraging of Gyro's role in the race, and actively held himself back at least once so that Gyro could finish before him.

I dunno though, I see a lot of part 5's style here, with the nose-shading and the eyes but without the DSL of 6. I'll post a comparison-pic soon.

>>153407610
part 4 manga was shit so anime was shit. simple logic

3,5 and 8 are best of jojo. rest is meme

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>>153407812
See what I mean? The profiles in particular strike me as very samey.

>>153407866
>part 4 is shit
>part 3 is best

(You)

>>153407866
here have a (you)

>>153407866

>part 5 is good

The main villain is literally an anonposter.

>>153407900
all your jojo shit is produced because of 3, 5 and jotaro.

here is your (you)

Is it morally wrong to kill someone who (unprompted) tells you that hamon is better than stands?

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Threadly reminder that we're getting:

Great Festival happening on the 19th
>Event announced 2 months after the first airing of DiU (June 21st)
>DiU cast doing things
>Performance of CNBT, Chase, and Great Days at the event
>Possible reveal of either the Rohan OVA or Vento Aureo (There was a similar event called The Last Crusaders that announced part 4)

New JJL chapter coming out near the 17-18th
>Spoilers a couple days before
>Highway Star 2.0
>Yasuho might do something with the tooth
>More Gappy

WonderFest Winter 2017 starting on the 19th
>SASs: Gyro (Painted), Johnny (Prototype*), Funny Valentine (Prototype*), and D4C (Prototype*) *They could also be painted, but this is the first time we'll be seeing them so we don't know.
>Statue Legends: Rohan, Giorno, Gold Experience, Bruno, and Sticky Fingers
>Maybe more?

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>>153407812
It felt bad to have Gyro fail again by such a retarded reason, Johnny could have waited a couple of minutes, but I sort of get, still felt forced tho.
>>153407876
Wow, you're right, Abbacchio and Diego look a lot alike in those panels. The shading in 5 seems much stronger tho. I can see the similarities, but they come across as very different to me. I do like 5's style the best, so I might be biased.

>>153406213
because there's a lot of spergs that do treat it like bronyism and obsess over it. constantly spout memes and references to it and act like they've never consumed any other piece of media. i've seen a lot of threads on other boards derailed by jojo posting. its just one of those things that attract spergs, what can ya do.

>>153408301
kind of reminds me of when kill la kill was at its peak and normies wouldn't shut the fuck up about it. sadly the anime adaptations probably aren't going to end ANY time soon, so i guess i gotta tolerate it for the remainder of my adult life.

Also, is there a torrent/mega link of a collection of all the jojo offshoots like Thus Spoke Kishibe Rohan? I've not read any of them.

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What does [FUCK YOU] do?

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>>153407197

>>153408494
Can change any metal element into a different metal element.

Hear me out on this: I think Josefumi is half joestar half zeppeli

The joestar part is from his father, the SBR!Joseph Joestar, Kira's grandfather. It parallels Josuke's relation and explains why he has the joestar birthmark

As for the zeppeli part, we're told at the end of SBR that the Zeppelis left italy but nobody knows where they went. That means Araki can bring them back in at any time no matter what the setting, and it just so happens that Josefumi's mom was a blonde like the zeppelis

Obviously that's not enough to go off of on its own, but it's not all. Look at soft and wet's bubbles: It's stated explicitly from their very first appearance that they're not air bubbles like stray cat used, but soap bubbles, just like the ones caesar zeppeli used in part 2

>>153408576
>turns the iron in your blood into lead
You're either need to put some stipulations on that, or it's one of the strongest stands ever.

>>153408683
>one of the strongest stands ever
what

>>153408627
Better yet, Lisa Lisa in this universe is actually Johnny and Gyro's egg baby.

>>153408683
Any solid metal. Like nails or coins, or an aluminum baseball bat. Nothing bigger than a car though

>>153408733
Which one of them laid it, though?

>>153408720
I was mostly exaggerating, but if it can just turn any metal element into a different metal element, and there's no catch like a short range or a minimum quantity or the user needing to touch the metal, then it's OP as fuck. Anything that can kill that easily is OP as fuck.

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>>153408720
>Slap ground
>Earth becomes liquid mercury

>>153408683
Stands are never that powerful. Mariah would be able to make people explode and so would N'Doul depending on the specifics of his Stands.

Don't overthink this shit. If you take it literally the implication that some Stands move at light speed or faster alone is a giant 'fuck you' to physics and makes zero sense, even from a narrative standpoint. Stands do what they need to when they need to.

>>153406213
>toonami
>roundabout memes getting popular on vine/twitter/facebook leading normies to dio memes and snowballing from there
>series is quite literally nothing but pulp fiction and western culture references
>attracts normalfags who complain about other shows not just being more jojo

Also the fact that the vast majority of anime fans in the west who aren't braindead weebs are ironic shitposters to some degree makes hating it not simply easy but a breath of life

It's not hate, just jaded cynicism

>>153408755
Gyro. He mounted Johnny's unfeeling dick in the night and got himself ass pregnant.
When he laid the egg, he freaked out and gave it to the first person he saw to raise it when it hatches.
Johnny had no idea about the baby, now named Elizabeth, until George brought a girl home.
He went to his grave not knowing that his daughter in law is his gay egg daughter.

>>153408165
I just know is that it's autistic.

>>153408926
So does that mean that SBR Joseph is the product of incest?

>>153408951
Yes, again.

>>153408417
Search for the pastebin, it's on reddit

>>153408951
Yes.
He acts exactly like regular Joseph, except he has an excuse this time.

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what do we think of this man?

>>153409365
Good guy

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>>153409365
Does this answer your question?

>>153409365
Good guy

>>153409365
the goodest guy
araki shoulda gave him some pussy so he could have had an heir somewhere down the line, if DIO could do it so could speedwagon

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>>153409365
A true bro

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>>153409365

>>153409365
He is my husbando and I wish more lewd doujins of him were scanned

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>>153409447
He wasn't after pussy

Part 1 and 2 dubs were great, prove me wrong

protip: you can't

"JoJo is just a bunch of dudes screaming at each other" - Digibro 2017,

>>153409365
Best boy forever and ever even if he's not my husbando and he's not for sexual

>>153409578
who

>>153409537
Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV-RVa0fzQM

>>153409578
Anime is just a bunch of people screaming at each other

>>153409537
No, I can't. I like the dub.

>>153409578
Friendly reminder that Digibro only watched the first 6 episodes of DiU and then dropped it.
Also, his favorite anime is K-On.

>>153409666
He's also a huge brony

>>153409666
He watched like a couple of 1, skipped 2, watched the first half of 3 and what you said of 4

What's the best Vento Aureo translation? I've been meaning to reread it since the first time was like a decade ago.

>>153409775
Is he still a brony? I thought he gave that up to be a weeb.
>>153409781
>dropping part 1 before hamon
>not even watching part 2
>dropping part 3 before Egypt
>dropping part 4 before Italian food
Shit, no wonder he doesn't like JoJo.
I hope Geoff slaps some sense into him and makes him not to be so impatient.

Echoes Act 1:
Words become sound

Echoes Act 2:
Words become sound that become action

Echoes Act 3:
Action that sounds like a word

Echoes Act 3 could have done other stuff probably but he never bothered

>>153409836
Don't reread it.
If you don't refresh your memory you might forget some things and get to experience them for the first time again.

>>153409836
Not completely redone, you're better off waiting/catching up and waiting for new chapters like the rest of us

Read it on batoto

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>i'm going to free myself from this STONE OCEAN™
... really araki?

>>153409836
JJCA is doing a retranslation that so far only covers up until the end of the Green Day and Oasis fight. The rest are in old scan quality. The colored portions however are only in a couple chapters so far, the rest are black and white. You can read their translations on Batoto.

Coincidentally I just finished reading the Green Day and Oasis fight part 13. Does anyone know any good scans for the rest of VA? Or do do I have to stick with the old scans for the final arc?

>>153409980
Batoto has some for the final fight with Diavolo, by a different group (from /a/ I believe)

>>153409980
https://mega.nz/#F!n1xyCYYQ!lNSyLDDcX5CZgWfgg4CgxQ
old translations on colored scans

>>153409926
He said he pretty much got the whole gist of it from what he watched and doesn't understand why people like it so much since its full of poop and snot jokes and everybody is the same character
He recommends hearing people talk about it over watching it

>>153409932
It probably could but Act 3 freeze was works pretty well as its bread and butter.

Bruno is the best character in part 5

Agreed or no

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>Compare your significant other to a stand
Cheap trick

>>153410100
>King Nothing

>>153410097
Agreed

>>153410097
bruno is top 3 probably but mista is best

>>153410100
Sticky Fingers

>>153406213
>endless /b/ tier meme spam because there's nothing to discuss is infinitely less cancerous compared to threads which are only made when there's new translations, because there are new translations
People like you are why jojo is hated on.

>>153409964
>>153409980
Catching up and waiting on two separate parts is going to kill me. I'm nearly done with my first read of SBR and I'll be jumping into JJL immediately. How fast are the the new translations coming out?

>>153410100
The hand

>>153410100
Ebony Devil

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>>153410256
Snail's pace. The guy in charge of VA is a shit and the other members have written numerous times about how they can't have someone else do it because everyone else of that position is working on something else (as if Battle Tendency and whatever the fuck else they're doing right now is more important)

They need to just drop that guy and focus on translating VA as soon as possible

>>153410368
Fuuuuuuck. So the anime will pretty much be done by the time the translations are done at this rate then, assuming it's greenlit?

>>153410459
Well they're at almost the last part, and since another group got that taken care of it could really go either way. I would hope that the anime getting confirmed would get that nigga's ass in gear already

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>>153406185
wallpaper sized


do you think the assassin squad could 7v1 diavolo and king crimson?

>>153406213
>Bronies

Because /mlp/ has actual jojo generals.

>>153406185
>>153410533
jesus christ the part 8 style seriously does not do older characters justice, they look awful

>>153406185
>>153410533
Why is araki slapping gappy's face on everything?

>>153410564
i think it looks alright on characters already designed to look like twiggy femboys like giorno and jolyne looks better than in the original style from pt 6

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>>153410533
Is this what I have to look forward to? Babyface?

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I think I am better off only knowing a couple details about Jorge Joestar, all things considered.

>>153410624
the nose and nig lips look bad on jolyne in that picture, and giorno is probably the worst looking of all of them in it. why is his face so goddamn wide?
i think it only doesn't look like shit on characters that were beefy already. kars looks great for example.

>>153410624
Giorno looks fine, Jolyne looks gormless and terrible though.

>>153410100
Man in the Mirror

>>153410533
It took me way too long to realize the guy standing in front was Jonathon and not Joseph.

>>153410703
There's no such thing as a mirror world

>>153406098
>file baleeted
am i missing something here

>>153410739
no way, that has to be joseph. despite the fact that he looks like rohan, he has shiza's headband.

>>153410652
>Rohan and Giorno survive the universal reset
The writer of Jorge Joestar realizes that the universal resets didn't kill anyone, right?
Pucci killed Jolyne, Hermes, Jotaro, and Anasui himself. Some random people got hit by fast moving objects and died. But living things crossed over to the new universe unharmed.
That was the entire point with everyone being naked.

>>153410826
Nope. Joseph is the one with the pilot's cap.

>>153410826
Nah that's how he draws Joseph now, with the pilot goggles. He draws Jonathan with the headband because he thinks it looks cool. Araki doesn't really seem to care too much about his old works once they're finished since he moves into the next and focuses entirely on it, there's a reason stuff like the JoJonium covers look so phoned in while everything current looks amazing.

Is Ultra Jump coming out a day earlier this month?

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>>153410533
im used to Part 4 Kira looking like David Bowie
so seeing him look like Part 8 Kira is weird

>>153410843
The writer of George Joestar wrote the part 3 DIO with The World as an imposter and thus completely invalidated parts 3 and 6 (and Giorno's parentage), he clearly didn't give a shit about the lore of the thing he was writing about.

>>153408417
>http://pastebin.com/CJPJP2Hi

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>>153411158
inb4 404'd

>>153408494
That's Gold Experience.

https://yonkouprod.com/jojolion-chapter-62-spoilers/
It's that time again fellas.

>>153411666
>Jobin kissing Yasuho out of nowhere near the bus stop to distract her from Josuke in the distance
Holy fuck, is this referencing the DioxErina kiss in PB? When do the parallels end?

>>153410100
Oh! Lonesome me

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>>153411666
>the shovel returns
All I wanted senpai.

>>153411731
Took long enough for this one to pop up

What was the original picture?

>>153411864
Wasn't it that MsPaint Kochi

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>>153410533
>Everyone is chill and having fun together
>Only two full blown autists, father and son are alone from group and from each other
Giorno was a mistake.

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>>153412275
They're just too cool to hang out with normies

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>>153412355
Keep telling yourself that

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>>153406213
Memers like this.

Why does Johnathan, the largest jojo, simply not eat the other seven?

>>153412424
Yuck

>>153412460
Perhaps Araki's saving that for part 9

>>153412275
sameu typeu of autismo

>>153412460
Because he's dead and decomposition has made him notably smaller. This leaves Joseph the largest but he doesn't eat the rest because he's senile. Next is Jotaro, who is autistic. Gappy doesn't remember how to eat. Josuke only eats Italian. Johnny can't run fast enough. Jolyne is a girl don't be silly they don't eat. This leaves Giorno, who is too small to eat anyone except Koichi.

>>153412525
>Josuke only eats Italian
>Giorno is Italian
CONFIRMED

>>153412424
That's just some passive-aggressive falseflagging.

>>153412556
Giorno isn't actually Italian, he's halfu like Josuke. Josuke could tast the difference easily. He MIGHT try and eat Jolyne though since her mother is Italian American and Jotaro is a quarter Italian, but Jotaro would protect her.

>>153412593
Shitposting aside it's weird to think that Jotaro and Jolyne are more Italian than Giorno

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>>153412556
>DIO eats Joseph
>Josuke eats Giorno

P O T T E R Y
O
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T
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R
Y

>>153412645
Jolyne maybe, but what about Jotaro makes him Italian exactly?

>>153412682
His grandmother

>>153412682
His grandma is Suzie Q, which would make him 1/4 Italian, 1/4 English/American and 1/2 Japanese.

>>153412705
Shit, I forgot she was Italian. Makes sense

>>153412705
For more fun with fractions, if we assume Jolyne's mother had both parents Italian then Jolyne is 5/8 Italian, 1/4 Japanese and 1/8 English.

>>153412593
I'd post some horrible Josuke vore picture for this post but I'm not sure if that would be rewarding you or punishing you

>>153412825
Punishing. I hate vore I just like funposting.

>>153412862
You're alright. Don't come to this thread tomorrow.

>>153412878
W-what are you planning?

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>>153412878
Was posting vore a part of your plan?

>>153412969
>>153413060
I actually don't have shit to post, I was just funposting too

For you

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What are the things that makes you love jojo?

>Character going through their normal day
>Notices something weird out of the corner of their eye
>???
>goes to check book/cup/drawer/object
>sees a small thing crawl out of it
>N-NANI??!!
>It's the enemy stand
>brings out his/her stand and starts punching rush
>too late caught in the enemy stand trap
>Has to figure out the trick/find the user
>After a while character is covered in blood
>Finds the user
>Finish him/fight and then finish him with rush attack
>Say something cool
>"i wasn't even scared baka"

>>153413207
Wacky sitcom-esque shenanigans resulting in Cronenburg style body horror

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>>153413207
I like how it doesn't take itself seriously, but doesn't devolve into a farce either. Virtually every fight has joke elements to it, even if the fight itself is serious overall.

>>153406185
Kira and Kars were definitely improved
I don't know which one is Jonathan and which is Joseph but they both look good
Jotaro looks fantastic
Doppio looks horrid. At least he actually looks like a kid though.
Jolyne, Giorno and DIO look like trash

>>153406185
>Kira looks less autistic than DIO does

Should the Stone Mask have been the Spaghetti Mask?

>>153413207
I really love how (most) JoJo characters have really great backstories which explain their motivations/help me care about them. I think SBR does this particularly well.

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>you will read Jorge Joestar in your lifetime

>>153406213
tfw every well known dadrock song on youtube is full of shitty, infinitely recycled memes. these fuckers are persistent, idk how they do it

When is the event?

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>>153414041
19th

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>>15341424
>mfw part 5 announcement during this event and newest JJL chapter translation get's done that day

>>153406359
>>153406213

>literally 24/7 generals on /co/ and /mlp/

You tell me bub

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so i have a question.

I've only read up to chapter 50 of steel ball run


But in Stone Ocean when Emporio ran into his room (That is apart of his stand) and used the disc of Weather Report how does the room stay Alive/In place?

Isn't it 1 stand per person?

>>153414985
Normally yeah, but stand discs allow you to have multiple stands per person. Jolyne (very) briefly had Star Platinum, for instance. I'm pretty sure Pucci used some of his discs on himself, too.

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>>153406098
act 1 sound of words
act 2 meaning of words
act 3 weight of words

>>153415021
>StarPlat punches Jolyne across the room
What the fuck is his problem

>>153415062
Gotta push that button to escape the room somehow

ITT we invent more puns for Act 3 to use other than THREE FREEZE

>THREE BREEZE
>THREE BEES
>THREE GREASE

>>153415062
I imagine it's really attached to Jotaro in particular, otherwise Pucci would've used it himself or given it to one of his henchmen.

>>153415118
>three screech
REEEEEE

>>153415150
You already fucked up, retard

>>153415118
Three peas, Three knees, Three please

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>>153415118
>THREE CHEESE

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>>153408627

Did Joseph and Jotaro really not meet before the events of SCD or had they just not seen in each other in a while? Rewatching atm. and it seems a bit vague.

>tfw no Araki reactions to the JoJo anime
Would you watch this?

I unironically hope they go back to the part 3 style for the part 5 anime.
Part 4 was good, but part 3 had much better backgrounds and characters were generally much more detailed and less prone to QUALITY.

>>153416073
I hope not. Part 3 looked like shit.

>>153411666
Thanks Satan

>>153416112
How so? Except for the tire shoulders, I don't really see what the problem with part 3 is.
Granted, I'd still like the stylishness of part 4's colours and transitions, but I don't see how you can disagree about the backgrounds, shading and detail.

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>>153415665
They seldom met each other due the fact of living quite apart. That's why Joseph pulls the racist joke: Kujo took his daughter to the other side of the world and he cannot see her or his grandson as much as he wants to. Joseph is missing his grandson growing up.

It also adds insult to injury the fact that Kujo is always on a musical tour thus Holly is alone most of the time.

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>>153414859
>he's not lying

>>153415124
>Tfw when your self preservation fails and you're comatose inside a nickleback cd
>Tfw you finally awake from it only to be in the bitch that got you stuck in there in the first place
>tfw you only have seconds to do one thing
>punch her dumb face across the room
>go back to an eternity of nickleback
I wouldve done more than punch her if i was star platnum

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>>153416441
>forgot image

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>>>/v/thread/367298426
>>>/co/thread/89889553

Planted these to see who could destroy Notorious B.I.G., let's see how this plays out

>>153416557
gone

>>153416441
Star Platinum would never be a dumb speedreader though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA0iCUuGzco
I kinda hope this becomes part 6 ending theme, at least for the second half.

>>153416668
Wasn't the ending themes gonna change with Pucci's stands?

>>153416668
>Dio x Pucci in a nutshell

>>153416781
>Implying DIO isn't asexual
Gayboi fantasies

Someone explain how Rohan could read the future on Hayato during BtD.

>>153416956

Araki is a hack

>>153416956
Hayato already went through numerous loops already, so what happened had been recorded in his subconcious, which is what Rohan saw.

>>153417011
But wouldn't that mean that he had blown up Rohan several times in a row? Did he need to do that a couple of times before remembering - that doesn't make sense.
It just works I suppose.

Guys pls, dump KQ.

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>>153417045
Its like a recurring dream if that makes sense.
The first few times it happens you barely remember it.
But after time #45 where Vishnu and an Elephant head are trying to sell you oxyclean in an elevator, you start to remember that dream alot and contemplate whether or not you're going crazy.

>>153417045
He had already blown Rohan up.

Bites the Dust restarts the day and those who are unaffected by it do recall it (Kira, the user, and Hayato, the one who is "possesed" by Bites the Dust). After Hayato activated it once, the experience got recorded in him, but because he woke up in his bed he thought it was a bad dream and didn't pay attention to it at the beginning.

After another triggering of Bites the Dust, he realized it was no bad dream but reality and sought out to stop it.

>>153409968
"Jojo, this truly was a bizarre adventure"

>>153416956

But how did it happen the first time thou? How did Rohan blow up prior to the first usage of Bites the Dust?

>>153417152

Only the possessed one actually remembers. Kira even coments that "Hayato" must have reseted the day because Hayato already knew how the cup was going to fall of the table, yet Kira didn't know anything.

Later on Kira even comments, you must have resetted the day 4 times already because bla bla bla.

>>153417270
Probably Rohan looked into Hayato with Heaven's Door and saw "Yoshikage Kira is my dad" and got blown up.

>>153417111
>>153417152
Yeah, but isn't the whole deal with BtD that it triggers automatically and doesn't send you back on repeated victims and the day will continue? Unless Hayato apparently having no memory of it, and therefore triggering BtD at the EXACT same moment on the same person means that you can still get sent back?
Eh whatever.

>>153410533
I'd say so. Metallica almost won by himself with the team working together they should be able to take King Crimson.

>>153417298

So, what we see in the Mango and the Anime is actually the second time? After all, it even mentions shit like "Lighting will fall on Bebsi", "Girls laughing at man with open zippers" ?

>>153417270
I don't recall properly but I think it was better explained in the manga than in the anime.

Hayato triggered it already with Rohan because Rohan tried to look for information about Kira, then he exploded. Afterwards it happened the same but slightly altered for it carried onwards, even to the point of involving other people.

>>153417363

Yeah, that's exactly what we're complaing here.

The anime and Mango both portray the same thing.

First day of BTD, Rohan looks into Hayato, and it already says that the Lighting will hit X, girls will laught at Y, and Rohan will die if he keeps happening.

That happens in the first interaction of BTD, which leads exactly to the question, how the fuck did it foresaw the future.

>>153417343
Metallica almost won because Doppio wasn't listening to Diavolo.
The whole team could take him though.

>>153417407
You're just assuming it's the first day of BTD.
It could very well not be.

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>>153417327
Well on the next time rohan got shit on the day kept going after he blew up and then the morioh crusaders got blowned up
Araki makes up shit as he goes along

>>153417363
It's word for word the same explanation though. In the anime they also kind of explained how Hayato came back from dying although that's still a bit iffy.

>>153417444

The mango and anime says it's the first time of BTD.

Kira had literally killed Hayato in the bathroom, freaked out, got the arrow into his arm and the day reset with his new found powers.

It's literally the first interation of BTD.

>>153417494
Wait, did it really?
Fuck man I didn't remember that.

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>>153417469
Fuck that coin shit had to hurt

Anyone got that fucking awful picture of the cast all gender switched and BLACKED? Want to show to a friend and disgust the ever living shit out of him.

>>153417928
Y-YAMERO

>>153406213
Totally agree

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>>153417928
DELET

>>153417928
>>153417995

I don't even know how to find that shit online. I swear I'm looking for Jojo all black gender switch and stuff like that, but just can't find it.

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>>153417928
This the one?

>>153418049

Fucking finally. Thank you brah. Time to end some friendship

Why did Gyro have a teddy bear again?

>>153418049
This is such a bizarre art movement when you think about it. The obsession with drawing non-white women as ugly and having hairy armpits and shit, while insisting that it's not racist and not weird sexual fetishization or anything, but apparently something virtuous. Tumblr is fucked up

>>153418078
No problem, man.

I can post more from the same artist, if you want

>>153418049
Why does Jotaro have a smug pepe face?

>>153418274
Oh shit, please

>>153418274

There's more? Oh my. I'm afraid, but please do.

>>153406774
more like youtube children

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>Finally got my Narancia and Mista figures

Fuck you post office

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>>153418300
>>153418294
1/4

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>>153418336
2/4

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>>153418386
3/4

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>>153407197
>put on a chef outfit
>call it a jojo cosplay

>>153418049
GOOD GRIEF, NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN!

I WOULD RATHER DEEPTHROAT NARANCIAFAG THAN TO SER THIS AWFUL PIECE OF SHIT AGAIN!

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>>153418434
4/4


I want to die.

Requesting THAT webm. You know the one.

>>153418476

Hey, now we can spread that feeling all around.

>>153418476
>Jotaro fucks Turtlereff
Is it bestiality or just gay?

>>153418476
>>153418434
>>153418386
>>153418336
>>153418049
Do you think god stays up in [Heaven] because he's afraid of what he created in the sodom below?
With every minute that passes we just stray further and further from his light.

>>153418747
Both.

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>>153418752
Forgot the image like a fuckwad

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>>153406098
Echo rhymed "three" with "freeze" but its freeze as in the "halt" or "stop" conotation rather than the "liquid turned solid" denotation.

>>153418476
>>153418434
>>153418386
>>153418336
I want to end my life right fucking now.

Now spam us with trans every fucking everyone and that "superpopular" girl who draws like shit and makes everyone fatasses because "reprezentation!1!1¡".

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>>153418849
>>153418752

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>>153412355
what did google mean by this?

>>153419278
Oh god this fucking thing
Looks like Mikitaka just got done huffing his daily cheez whiz

>Araki completely wrote himself in to a corner with how powerful King Crimsons ability was, so at the end he just gives Giovanna an 'I win' button
Why do people like Golden Fart again?

Does anyone remember what chapter it is in Stone Ocean where Pucci is talking about "shame"

>>153419478
Because the first half is awesome, with a really memorable main group and some really memorable enemies.

Second half is garbage, though.

>>153419670
The second half has the best arcs though.

>>153412705
i always thought suzie Q was an anglo that lisa lisa brought over with her when she went into hiding
suzie Q is not an italian name

>>153419824
What anglo surname would start with Q?

>>153419870
http://surnames.behindthename.com/names/letter/q
more than italian

>>153419670
vento oreo is really boring until giorno joins passione, then it's really great until the final king crimson fight.

>>153419977
Oh yeah, the second half had some great moments, like when Araki rehashed the idea of a fight with a guy who makes everyone slowly die paired with an attacking guy. Or like how Fugo never reappeared and just vanished from the plot, something that even a grade schooler would understand you shouldn't do in a story.

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what went so right

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>>153419278
I actually meant this bullcrap fanart but yours also delivered a fatal blow.

Why tumblerinas insist so much on making male whales and transshits out of the men of these series? Their self indulged feminism allows them to be fatasses fawned by hot men, abolishing patriachy for them equals to no health standards for them, men have tp be stunning or something. It's ridiculous.

>>153420234
What's wrong with this? They look alright.

>>153420391
I think it is because the artist makes everyone chubby or fat because of representation?

>>153419977
The beginning of part 5 is really boring garbage.

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>>153420234
I get the whole idea of wanting to identify with a character but not the shit that they do.
I feel like any conversation they start with a black person starts with "my nigga im trans-nigga. So its cool for me to say stuff like this ya dig? #BLM!!!11!"
And then the way some of the people theyre turning into a different gender/race just looks racist as all shit.
Especially if that character was already black.
Like poor poor Avdol here>>153418049 poor guy looks like and alpha baboon.
In all i feel like those shit depictions are alot more racist than they need to be.
Fucking Josuke, Jotaro and Jolyne are basically white Nip Italians just making them black is more racist than just assuming the writer is a racist since your snuffing out the other two races from that charater aside from the evil Equinsu Ocha from that character
And the fat shit is just to cover people who are either liking this shit and are fat or just so the "artist' doesnt feel bad about what theyve just created.
"Cant be racist if theyre fat yknow?"

On an unrelated note:
Taking Tusk edits

>>153419278
This is so bad I refuse to believe it isn't ironic.

>>153406098
Dropping the bass.

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>>153417091
Okay!

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>>153419478
I know this is bait but
>final battle isn't a tradicional final boss type of situation, but a clever way to attain the perfect power to defeat an otherwise undefeatable enemy
>people actually don't get this
Was the fan base always this bad?

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What do you think of Hermes and her arcs?
>Hermes Kiss
>Kiss of Love and Revenge

>>153421058
Don't worry, it's gonna get a lot worse once the anime is released.
Proving yet again that the anime was a mistake.

>>153421095
Wish she got a bit more arcs, but still love her

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>>153420797
Could ya Tusk this?

>>153421206
Left tusk or right tusk?

>>153421236
Left tusk I guess

>>153421058
>clever way

Do people really think the Arrow and GER are clever? Because they aren't, at all. Finding a way to exploit the weaknesses of KC would have been clever, GER is just "now Giorno is ever STRONGERER THAN DIAVOLO".

>>153421095
I like her which is weird because I honestly don't find her arcs compelling at all.

>>153421058
I understand the idea that getting the arrow was the final fight, but at most the powerup should have given him some esoteric power that would allow him to come up with a clever way to beat Diavolo in an actual fight because that's how you have a satisfying climax. The conclusion we got instead was just lame.
Also, as much of a cunt as he was, I don't think he deserved a worse fate than Cars.

>Watch a couple Jojo videos posted here
>Half my youtube suggestions are Jojo videos
Youtube fucking sucks, holy shit. I like Jojo and everything but I really don't want to watch a 10 minute video talking about whether or not Jotaro could beat ultimate Kars.

>>153421131
I think the shitty translations are partially guilty of the confusion and misunderstanding around Part 5's ending. When it's finally retranslated things should become clearer to the brain dead part of the fan base.
Maybe the anime does clear things up too, I just fear the day people will unironically say Part 5's anime was better than the manga.

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>>153412525
>>153412593
>>153412645
>>153412671
>Josuke eats Jotaro, Giorno and Jolyne while the rest watch Joseph's half-chub in horror

>>153421313
Diavolo's despicable as fuck but there was nothing satisfying about that ending at all

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>>153421206
worse than i expected

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>>153421820
not him but Add valentines spiral hair to that kid if ya dont mind

>>153421857
Oh fuck good one

>>153421269
The set up is clever, even if the arrow/GER aren't.

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Would Giorno make a good great grand uncle?

>>153422223
>giorno in charge of interacting with a girl

>CTRL+F "S-H-I-T"
>0 results
>CTRL+F "shit"
>48 results

Watch your profanity

>>153422223
I would love to see it
also:
>>153422222

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behold the power of my stand ,「Smash Mouth」

>>153422592
>>>/facebook/
>>>/9gag/

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>>153407052
Fine taste my friend

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>>153410100
Scary Monsters

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>>153422735
Im so sorry anon.

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>>153410533
>Giorno and Dio
Why does Araki hate my faves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8biaAJLAs1U

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>>153414123
>That Rohan

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>>153417928
>>153418049
>Jolyne
>Josuke
>Joseph
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DELET FUCKING TUMBLR NIGS

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>>153418336
>>153418386
>>153418434
[CRAWLING IN MY SKIN]

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>>153419278
>Art
I did better than that when I was 6

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>>153422223
Loli Jolyne fanart makes me wretch, they all make her generic as fuck.

>>153423191
I can think of way worse fan art. Being generic is hardly a bad thing all things considered.

>>153420797
Thank you for the Tusk template senpai~

>>153423219
Is that supposed to stop me from disliking fanart of her?

>>153423275
Nah I'm just saying there is shit already posted in this thread that is way worse that loli Jolyne.

>>153420797
I would really like if someone was able to confront them with this to see how they react.

After all, sjw, blm and feminist turn against each other quite frequently, maybe this could be a great topic for them to insult each other.

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>>153410100
>Hey Ya!