Konosuba

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>previous thread
Are these flat out generals now?

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>>153307550
Is it fine if I bully a Aqua???

>>153307708
Absolutely.
She is shit

The cult in universe is fairly small right? Must not be that old.

>>153307550
I groaned in a soft voice.

“Tch, grandma…”

“What did you say! Are you kidding me who is a grandma didn’t I tell you that time passes slowly in that place so change the way you address me I have just lived a bit longer than you ahhhh!”

— In front of me were things that give me, a gamer, the urge to bring them all back. However, now was not the time for that.

“Damn it, where is the railgun!? Since it is as long as a laundry pole, I should be able to find it immediately—!”

I searched through the mountain of home appliances for the railgun (fake).

“Hey Kazuma, the time flow in Japan, heaven and this world are all different. For example, one month in Japan is just an hour in heaven, but is several months in this world. And so, my age… Hey, are you listening?”

>>153307579
Sadly people nowadays can't fathom the idea of a single-purpose short-lived thread.

>>153307579
It's a retard pushing his retarded meme

>>153307550
There was literally another Konosuba thread already you autistic fuck

>>153307823
>selfish loose oasis

KAZUMA KAZUMA

>>153307823
What do the ability scores measure?

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>>153307550
Old enough for me to fuck her to oblivion.

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>>153307550
She's supposedly been at her reincarnation job for hundreds of years, but claims her age is less than that due to the way time works in heaven or some shit

>>153307915
Kazuma desu

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>>153307823

>>153307942
You know... "ability".

>>153307942
they're all randomly generated

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>>153307952
More

>>153307550
I feel like a mod should delete this thread. Stop linking to the old one.

>>153308070
Why? Describe the issue

>>153308070
No one likes your other thread. Quit bothering the mods.

>>153308085
There's already a multipurpose Konosuba thread up and this one is being presented as a "general".
It'd be fine if the thread was just someone asking a question about Konosuba though.

>>153307741
>For example, one month in Japan is just an hour in heaven, but is several months in this world.

Kazuma beats the Demon King and is returned to japan. Only a month has passed.

>>153308137
so basically,
>This thread is too well made
>It creates a monopoly on Konosuba discussion
>No one is going to my shitty thread
>Mods, help!

>>153308186
Nice greentext, newfag.

>>153308111
I haven't made any threads.

>>153308137
This.

>>153308140
You mean over a decade.

>>153308186
>This thread is too well made
If you like generals so much there's this place called Reddit that might suit your tastes.

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>>153308137
We are mostly Aquafags here, so it's alright. We don't need to mix with heathens praising some dark and heretical goddess.

>>153308246
>If you like generals so much there's this place called Reddit that might suit your tastes.
Sick burn Anon

>>153308186
Generals are banned on /a/. Linking to the old thread creates general discussion. This thread would be fine if it just didn't link the old thread.

Is Aqua a virgin?

>>153308186
>No one is going to my shitty thread
Yeah, that's why it has over 500 posts, genius.

>>153307550
When tentacle frog vore doujins?

>>153308279
I'm serious though, imageboards are made for quick spontaneous threads. Generals are pretty much subreddits.
Not that I have anything against Reddit to be honest, but Reddit is Reddit and 4chan is 4chan.

>>153308246
>You mean over a decade.

One month in Japan is several months in Australia.
That means a year in Australia could only be 2 months in Japan.

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>>153307550
>that slow-mo "KAZUMA-SAN!"
god she's so freaking annoying

>>153308336
>Reddit is Reddit and 4chan is 4chan
Coulda fooled me

>>153308283
Goddesses don't have a virginity, so no matter what she is a virgin.

>>153308370
You'd be surprised.

>General threads
>on MY /a/

I don't think so

>>153308280
>Generals are banned on /a/
Sure they are. That's why there's a constant Jojo or Monster Musume general every day.

>>153307550
Why does Aqua have a 10/10 voice. She's pretty perfect at hitting all of the right notes. Her character may be flawed, but she gets flying colors for screaming and yelling at just the right tone to maker it funny and lovable. I'm not the only one that likes Aqua for this, right? She's not the best but holy hell is she great.

>>153308376
Someone told me reddit is the internet during the day, 4chan is the internet at night. I laughed at him and told him he was nuts.

That was seven years ago. It's only gotten worse.

>>153308420
Not my fault if the mods are becoming lazy. We had a purge a month ago of the generals.

>>153308429
Her voice actress is 10/10 but her character in the show is annoying as fuck.

It's like Peggy Hill. She is a character who is supposed to be annoying and flawed. You're supposed to hate her. And the voice actress does a good job to depict her shitty character.

>>153308420
Monster Musume subreddits got deleted quite often, it's just that shitposters are very dedicated, one /a/ mod got fired and mods care less and less about the site.

http://desuarchive.org/a/search/subject/monster%20musume/deleted/deleted/

>>153308280
>Generals are banned on /a/
No they don't. What's banned is writing 'General' on thrrad title. Look at the constant threads that are up like monmusu. Besides these 'generals' are only up for a season so it's not really generals anyway.

>all these board lawyers
You know the mods don't give a shit, right?

They're gonna do whatever they want.

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Konosuba makes me want to play Dragons Dogma so much.

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>>153308521
How mentally ill do you have to be.

>>153308567
>Look at the constant threads that are up
Because some people got away with it (in other words, mods are lazy) doesn't mean it's allowed. Kinomod even posted about it here not long ago.

>>153308420
If mods cared then they'd be deleted, but they don't.

>>153307823
>aqua's vagina
>loose

um

>>153308625
That's the problem. It's still a bannable offense though.

>>153308637
>How mentally ill do you have to be
Phoneposter spamming threads for his reddit chatroom is pretty bad.

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>>153308631
If you ever do, take the console version as you get two more armors and swords.

>>153308509
yeah, but I hated Peggy Hill, but love Aqua. At least it's coming across as comedic,. rather than peggy just being a wet blanket and ruining it for everyone

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>>153308567
>No they don't.
Are you so new you weren't here a few months ago?

Why does it become less and less funny each episodes?

>>153308736
>not playing the version with an actual good framerate
Just mod those armors back in.

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>>153308762
What is this from?

>>153308420
they tried to delete Jojo generals

It lasted for maybe a whole week

>>153308765
>what is reading comprehension?
If Mods are actually following the rules then that would make the constant threads that hit bump limit to be a fucking oversight.

>>153308808
God damn Google image search is useless.

>>153308843
Who are you quoting?

>>153308765
All that and the mods left us.

>>153308715
Yes?

>>153308894
You know...

Why?

>>153308884
One was fired thanks to /pol/ and the other doesn't care/has a life.

>>153308808

CM3D2

>>153308968
Well now

>>153308793
>port bloodborne on pc
Unfortunately you can't. You can exract them if you have the game on console though.

I was just saying for this specific case though because it's some berserk armors, otherwise yes pc ftw.

>>153308924
To be fair the mod that was fired was banning people for stupid reasons. If he just enforced the rules as they were written he'd still be here.

>>153308921
Because Aqua's a friendly girl.

>>153308762
Got a download?

>>153309005
delete this

aqua is pure

>>153309092
I'm sure her oasis is a pure spring.

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>>153308283
As near as I can tell, they're born pregnant.

>>153307579
Generals are the best for discussion of a particular anime.

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third best girl

>>153310372
Would she be fine with some mild groping If I promised to be her friend?

>>153307579
>dont make 5 dragon maid threads
>dont make generals
>dont make threads
I see where this is going.

>>153310582
Only if you're a crimson demon.

>>153310661
Just don't link them together. There can be 5 separate dragon maid threads if they all talk about something different.

>>153308854
Google Image Search used to be God Tier.

But once that 3 Black Guys Controversy happened along with The Media reporting how certain search terms bring up Google Images that are not Politically Correct, Google killed their image search function which is why almost anything reversed image searched on /a/ using Google just brings up Cartoon Network now.

>>153311806

Might as well remove the google option.

>>153311806
>3 Black Guys Controversy

Maybe if they stopped committing crimes they wouldn't be the first result.

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Would someone please be Yunyun's friend?
She's a nice girl.

>>153312947
what's in it for me

>>153313004
Uh. Friendship is its own reward?

>>153313004
she seems pretty dumb despite having a high intelligence score, so you'd probably be able to bang her just by being her friend.

Somebody post aqua's "kichi kichi kichi" laugh

ANON ANON

>>153307741
Goddammit LN writing is shit. How can people read this crap?

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>>153313004
You can convince Yunyun to turn your affection into a duel with Megumin as a way to get to Megumin by pretending to be friends/interested in Yunyun.

>>153313782

>800x450
>3.7 MB

Fucking gif. Kill it off already.

>>153313666
Because there aren't any other translations.

>>153313782
I like her voice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNLGdemfH7s

>>153308631
fugg i was just trying myself to make megumin. do you know what equips to use?

>>153313896
>complaining about a 4 MB file

Did you fall through a wormhole from 2002 or something?

>>153316256

That could be a 2 MB .webm and still be in source resolution. Gif was obsolete years ago, and people still keep using it for video.

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>>153307550
>Previous Thread
BTFO

>>153316474
A U T I S M
U
T
I
S
M

>>153316474
Is this an example of group psychosis?

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>>153308765
>Dear buyfag fans

>>153316665
>KCH KCH KCH KCH

I hear aqua laughing

>>153317043
I just get annoyed every time she does that.
Just laugh normally for fucks sake.

>>153317118
Fuck off. I find it pleasing and infectious

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>>153316474
>soepic.net

>>153317043
>>153317118
its supposed to be ps kusususu which is apparently the onomatopoeia for laughter in japanese. So the joke is that Aqua is so fucking stupid that she's an onomatopoeia instead of laughing like a non idiot person

>>153317238
Kusussusususuususususu

Somebody compile it

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>>153310372
>rewatch season 1
>episode with creepy dolls
>Kazuma tries to go to the bathroom alone
>Megumin stops him
>"we go together because we're nakama!"
>mfw this is the same shit she does with Yunyun and the author is a foreshadowing genius

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>>153318371
I loved the Rozen Maiden references, but man Shinku was terrifying.

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>>153318989
Can you spot them all?

>>153308509
I love Aqua. Fight me.

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>>153318989
KAZUMA, POUR THE FUCKING TEA

>>153319196
Kazuma wouldn't take any of that shit.

Fuck those flying briefcases.

>>153313496
Anon desu

Bakuretsu bakuretsu la la la!

>>153308631
Holy shit you actually made Megameme

>>153308429
I'm in love with Aqua.
That's how good she is.
They manage to take a meh written character and make her so adorable I can't help but want to bring her home and pump her full of babies and make a family with her I love her so much.

>>153308054
Hours worth of entertainment watching that.

>>153307952
>that pit stank
What?

>even Lalatina is in the Eris sect
Aqua is fucking impressively terrible.

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>>153307550
KO

>>153320899
man my favorite volume is probably the pissing match that is the festival, just watching the sheer butthurt between eris and aqua was something great.

>>153307579
>now

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>>153320954
NO

>>153307823
I don't get it. Do vaginas really looks like this?

Knockout Northern Suck Barn

>>153321396
Yes. Some women have vaginas in the shape of evil spiky space worms. These vaginas are, as the data shows, EXTREMELY capable and highly sought after.

>>153313666

You get used to it surprisingly. I'll still drop any LN that uses shit like emoticons as part of dialogue, but once you dip your toes in, it's actually fairly readable.

>>153320899
>even Lalatina is in the Eris sect

Eris is literally Darkness's best friend. When Darkness was all alone, growing up by herself, she prayed every day to Eris for a friend.

And then, soon enough Chris came along.

No way would Darkness dump Eris for the crazy Axis cult.

>>153321964
Gee Darkness, how come you get TWO gods for friends?

>>153322011
Misery loves company.

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>>153322011
Go away Yunyun

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This image confuses me.
I thought Megumin wore a white undershirt but from this angle it's clear there's nothing there. Is there just a random white piece of fabric sewed there for no reason?

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>>153322528
this other image that I found shows what I thought was her attire

>>153322528
It is a joiner for the two red sheets so that when you tighten or loosen it to fit there's still fabric across your chest, I'd assume

>>153322569
The white cloth is part of the dress.
The bandages are chuuni accessories.

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>>153322528
shitty animators

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The weird names of the Crimson Magic Clan probably seem weirder to Japanese speakers than they do to English speakers. I wonder what the English equivalent weird names would be like. I feel like Chomusuke's name would be something like Wimbelrydon.

>>153322989
Something like the names in harry potter books

>>153322989
Standard fantasy setting names probably.

>>153323070
>Standard fantasy setting names
>Crimson Magic Clan
Boi, what part of the Crimson Magic Clan is standard?

>>153322989
Probably something like in the Index novels or very old english names. Just more chuuni.

>>153307579
Generals autists have infected the majority of 4chan. It's truly saddening. Very few boards retain the old ways. Where did that shit even come from anyway?

>>153323161
>Boi, what part of the Crimson Magic Clan is standard?

Nothing I can tell an outsider like you.

>>153323197
Old English names aren't nearly as good. Names like Alf and Balthilde can't compare to Yuiyui and Hyoizaburo.

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Im going to get memed into watching more seasonal isekai garbage.

I want to tenderly bully this semen demon

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>>153307550
>that low-pitched KAAAZUUMAAA
You all lost it, admit it.

>>153323450
It's not nice to bully the mentally impaired anon.

>>153307738
Only because the cult itself is creepy as fuck. Eris is aqua's junior, but has a larger following. You'll see in the next 5 episodes.

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>>153323848
>the dwarf and the elf scene

>>153323951
Are we talking about Goblin Slayer?

>>153323951
>Kazuma shouting "FUCK YOU!" at a little girl

>>153307738
The Axis cult is basically as large and as creepy as 4chan

>>153307550
I hope you have dysentery you general cancer.

>>153324510
But we woship Megumin here.

>>153314095
for a video about voices the sound quality is dog shit

>>153314095
Should I be proud that I've only seen konosuba out of all those anime?

>>153320874

It's just steam.

>>153322722

No, the bandages are just bandages. Chuuni accessory usage not recommended.

>>153322989
Megumi = Mike
Megumin = Mikey

>>153325544
Does steam come out of your armpits, young one? Are you a robot?

>>153325856
If it were that insignificant then Verdia probably wouldn't have thought she was mocking him.

>>153325861

Excuse my poor choice of words. I should have specified "room-tempeature water in gaseous form".

>>153325856
Megumi = Mikey
Megumin = Mikeyey

>>153325856
>>153322989
More like;
Megumi = Mike
Megumin = Miken

https://otakumode.com/shop/5775e608669bb1df11f72f60/KonoSuba-God-s-Blessing-on-This-Wonderful-World!-Complete-Book

tfw this likely wont get an English translation

>>153322989
>>153325856
>>153326052
>>153326458
Megumi = Mike
Megumin = Mikester

Megane = glasses

>>153307550
> Previous Thread
Disgusting.

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>>153323450

>>153326784
No, you have to do it like "Leicester"

Mykecester, but pronounced Mikester

>>153322989
megumin
== megster in english

imagine meeting a girl who calls herself "megster" you'd be like "bitch you be trippin"

>>153329022
>bitch you be trippin

ok that's it. /a/ is officially shit

>>153329182

We've been having these normalfag, lebbitumblerites and facebookers invade us for years.

>>153329182
Just give them time anon, 15 years should be enough.

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When will Kazuma officially join the Eris Cult?

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>>153330154
>15 years

>>153330382
>master1200

>>153307738
>Below average intelligence
She's just not that impressive.

>>153330775
> Axis cult
> A cult about a goddess from a literally alternate universe
I don't know about you, but the fact that anyone in FA --domain of Eris the Padded-- knows Aqua at all is proof that she's pretty damn impressive.

>>153330882

You have to remember that all the people she's sent there still remember her.

>>153331026
You have to remember that everything wrong with Eris' domain is Aqua's fault.

Everything.

>>153331226
It was Eris's mismanagement that necessitated the sending of Japanese in he first place
Aqua certainly didn't help, but she was just doing as instructed

>>153331226

If she didn't send anyone, wouldn't the big bad have taken over the entire world by now?

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>>153331226

>>153331335
[spoilers]SPOILERS[/spoilers]

>>153331327
> Eris' mismanagement
Under the tutorage of Aqua
>>153331335
> Aqua heroes
the greatest fuckups of the century hands down
> The big bad existing at all
No doubt because Aqua forgot to install Norton Anti-Demon.

> Veggies out to kill you
> Monsters out to kill you
> Everything out to kill you
That's all Eris though. Isn't Eris great?

>>153331335

If she didn't send anyone There wouldn't BE a big bad

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>>153323307
>humans subdividing into clicks based on common interests isn't natural instinct
>people shouldn't want ongoing discussions past post/image limits
>m-m-muh memery trends shouldn't ch-change
Anon, you direly need to get out of that smelly basement. Please, for the love of anime and Aqua-sama, *go outside*. Get to know the world and humanity. A lot of it sucks, but it can't be helped. It will make a better person out of you as well as teach you why x or y trends happen on 4chan.

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>>153321195
Su

>>153311295
>There can be 5 separate dragon maid threads
That's what people don't want.

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>>153332054
I should add that I'm pretty sure Konosuba threads in particular don't merit being linked together.

>>153332054

>clicks

Learn English before posting.

>>153332160

Megami exchange!

>>153308054
Aqua-sama is not childish nor unintelligent enough to fall for something like this. Remove this picture!

>>153332160
Now that's a lot of padding.

>>153332160
BREASTPADS

>>153312613
black people aren't accountable for anything anon

>>153333866

Because there's no need to count. They are always guilty, know it and always run.

>>153333048
>>153333578
I don't mind if they're pads

>>153332320
>clique
Thanks for pointing that out, grammar-kun.

>>153332161
People want Geass Sundays where the entire board is filled with the same anime but on different topics. Not these sterilized generals.

>>153334556
Kek, nope, then you'll get a ton of people crying and telling others to stay in their containment thread.

>>153331335
Considering what we've seen of his generals, he Demon King probably isn't actually evil. He even sent Beldia to protect Axel, and it's not like it's a secret that Wiz isn't moving a finger to expand his dominion other that maintaining the barrier. I bet he didn't even start the war.

>>153335796

he sent Beldia to investigate the beam of light and surge of mana (from Aqua's descent).

It is strange that he never asked Wiz, but maybe that was Beldia's job.

>>153335796
Bet that all is just a big misunderstand, and of course the guilty is one of the "Noble Heroes" that Aqua sended.
This noble hero fucked up big time just because:
>muh noble quest
>muh beautiful goddess

>>153336470

That's because the noble heroes are all a bunch of dead Japanese teenagers.

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anime only fag here, asking those who read the fanfic

who's first in the running for kazumabowl?

>>153323363
>Yuiyui and Hyoizaburo.
But those sound stupid as fuck.

>>153337641
She wins for a while...

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>Anime is popular enough to have multiple threads
>/a/: "Check the catalog! There was already a thread about your shitty anime! go there!"
>Also the fanbase of the anime is split in multiple threads
>so the thread you made along with your comment/question goes without replies

>Someone makes a general so that the fanbase of an anime has a centralized location to talk about the show with a good amount of traffic.
>/a/: ".....rrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"

>>153336140
The demon king has had a few months to figure out that Aqua's the real deal. What's he planning?

>>153337858
>she
who? megumeme?

>>153337641

1.megumeme
2.Chris
3.lalatina

>>153307579
It's pure false-flagging. Unfortunately the retarded OP doesn't know that currently airring anime can be posted ad

>>153338262
>so the thread you made along with your comment/question goes without replies

That means it wasn't a good thread to begin with.

>>153340614
>clickbait threads = good threads
No.

>>153313666
Because its fun satan

>>153341012
Darkness is better

>>153340661
>boohoo my shitty thread isn't getting replies
>why isn't my "what does aqua smell like?" thread getting responses
>it must be because the fan base is split in different threads

Bad threads don't deserve replies.

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>>153341618
Have a (Vanir)

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>>153342374

>>153307550
>How old is Aqua
Gods don't age. Also Gods usually have short attention spans in a lot of different mythology and are likely to forget a lot of stuff over time so her emotional age is likely the same if not lower than Kazuma.

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>>153343212

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>>153343339

>>153343339
Needs a Loss edit.

>>153343676
So do it!

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>>153343631


>>153343676
Agreed.

>>153307579
FUCK OFF NEWSHIT

Sick of Iedditards whining about successive threads when just 7 years ago it was commonplace for people to spam multiple threads for the same fucking show all over the goddamn frontpage. You want to go back to the Code Geass/Madokaspam days? Go ahead, faggot.

>>153308336
>I'm serious though, imageboards are made for quick spontaneous threads.

See >>153345420

The old system was shit and pushed tons of threads off the board because idiots kept making dozens of threads for the same "epic" retarded moment. The system that exists now is better regardless of your personal perceived similarity to a website with a completely different mindset and format.

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>>153344889
>>153344760

What's the message supposed to be?

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>>153343339
>>153345842
If I read it correctly, that's SUKA BLYAT

>>153345842
If it had a 'Product of Wiz's Magic Shop' in small text on the bottom this would be perfect.

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>>153346060
What does SUKA mean though?
Is it for sucker?

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>>153346087

>>153345842
(you)

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>>153344889

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>>153346523
How can one weaver be so based.

>>153346426
I was thinking more 'Product' since it would infer she fucked up the making of a loss.jpg.

But this is nice too. Thanks anon.

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>>153346789

whoops I can't read

>>153346954
Wouldn't it be better in white?

>>153307823
>eris tightest
truly best girl

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>>153346669
Favorite background character right here.

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>>153347046

>>153347204
> Literally writing the word out
> Not using the universally translated abstraction of Loss

>go into internal archive because too lazy to use the external one for a thread from a couple days ago
>from the past 3 days
...since when was it not a week?

>>153347106
By far.

>>153347304
>>153347204
l I i
I I I _

>>153308631
sick anon
what equipment do you have on?

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>>153346060
There also seems to be this version, no idea which one is more accurate.

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Bullying is one thing, but Kazuma needs to calm down a bit.

>>153350677
Is Konosuba the Looney Tunes of anime?

>>153350677
agreed

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>>153350677

>>153308981
unzips

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>>153350677
The PTSD is real.

Why does Kazuma regularly physically abuse the girls?

I've never seen any of them lay a finger on him, yet Kazuma is constantly beating them: >>153350677

Pretty pathetic desu.

>>153338509
Probably was replying with context to the pic anon attached

>>153351138

Um. Darkness quite literally put her fingers on him. Almost broke his arms.

>>153351138
because kazuma is into SM with lalatina

>>153351138
>Kazuma escorts Megumin every day so she can practice explosion
>Megumin always goes limp, but Kazuma never takes advantage of her

>Kazuma goes limp once, after using all his stamina to freeze the door so Aqua doesn't find out they are bathing together
>Megumin bullies him

There was also that Succubus episode where they all beat the shit out of him, but that's plenty justified.

>>153351138

In the succubus episode, all three of them beat the shit out of him.

>>153351291
>Kazuma goes limp once, after using all his stamina to freeze the door so Aqua doesn't find out they are bathing together
>Megumin bullies him

That was payback. Plus, Megumin is scum.

>>153351138
They literally kill him in the OVA
And I think there are a few points where Aqua and Kazuma get into straight up fights

>>153346954
>>153347204
You are good people anon.

>>153351291
>Megumin always goes limp, but Kazuma never takes advantage of her

Someone hasn't watched the OVA.

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>>153351772
Not canon

>>153351772
but then that was "indirect", just a shift of her body while carrying. Nothing like most of the doujins you find on sad panda

>>153351843
That is still taking advantage of her.

>>153350677
Aqua deserves literally, LITERALLY, everything that happens to her.

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>try to get my normalfag friend into anime
>start him off with decent shounenshit like OPM/KLK, he likes it
>asks if there is anything like SAO since S1 is """good""" and suggest this
>I'm watching him watch Konosuba on his laptop right now and he looks extremely bored and unimpressed

I don't understand. Is it too cute for him?

>>153352223
Him liking SAO should have been the first warning sign that there are problems with his taste.

>>153352223
He just likes "serious" anime for mature viewers such as himself.

Give him some isekai drama first to ease him into the genre. He'll come around eventually.

>>153352223
>normalfag friend
There is your problem sir.

>>153350677
its true that aqua does stupid shit, but hitting her in the head with the hilt of his sword, thats fucked up

luckaly the author tones it down in the light novels

>>153352306
But I like SAO and Konosuba.

>>153350808
No, it's the Always Sunny of Isekai.

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>>153352370
what is wrong with you

>>153323307
>Where did that shit even come from anyway?
/v/, of course.

>>153352366
She deserves it. Children don't learn unless you beat the sense into them.

>>153352370
One should never say they like SAO without a lot of caveats.

SAO Abridged however is a different story. You know you fucked up when the abridged series has better character development than the actual series.

>>153352462
I like Kobayashi Maid Dragon, Overlord, Youjo Senki, Demi-chan wa Kataritai, Jitsu wa Watashi Wa, Tomo-chan, Spice and Wolf, among many other things. There's nothing wrong with having varied taste.

>>153352608
If anime was fetishes then SAO would be Scat. It doesn't matter if you like it, it is still shit.

>>153352471
Didn't that spin off into /vg/? Do we need a /ag/?

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Has that pic with Wiz in the public bath come out yet?

>>153352720
That's quite the exaggeration.

>>153352725
Unless you have legit threads being pushed off the board from constant generals then no. /vg/ got setup because there were so many active generals that it made making new threads difficult.

>>153352932
You are right. It is unfair. Scat isn't anywhere near as bad as SAO.

>>153353044
Show me on the doll where SAO hurt you, Anon.

>>153352223
What anons here usually don't realize when trying to recommend stuff to normalfags is that metahumor requires a lot of inundation in the genre to be most effective.

Normalfags barely scratch the tip of anything so shows that have humor requiring knowledge of common tropes they won't get very well.

Subversions also have less effect if they don't even have expectations of what it usually is either.

To give an example from the movie genre, the Scary movie series would not have nearly as much impact if you've never actually watched a scary movie. There are many videogames that use meta concepts to shake up the player, Undertale is a recent and prominent example.

Konosuba is the metahumor work of the Isekai genre. It relies on actually having seen at least a few Isekai to understand the jokes and general knowledge of Japanese "Western Fantasy RPG" games.

Metahumor works leave amazing impressions on the jaded(which 4chan is commonly comprised of) who consume media excessively compared to normal people. Normal people however usually find the most basic works of a medium or genre innovative for sheer fact of having not seen more. Another bonus to normal people is the most basic and casual works also double as conversation material with a lot more people.

Deeper or meta works require other aficionados to have an actual discussion which are rare in real life.


tl;dr, normalfags don't watch enough stuff to understand or appreciate metahumor.

>>153353184
>The show relies primarily on metahumor
So you're saying Konosuba is the Family Guy of animes. Earlier seasons of Family Guy at least.

>>153353116
Right in the butt.

Seriously though my biggest gripe with SAO was the wasted potential. It was a decent idea but too rushed and poorly developed.

>>153353256
dont compare it to garbage fart jokes

>>153353256
Family Guy wasn't really meta, it was still pretty much just non sequitur, but its stuff was actually funny because it was still new back then.

>>153353256
It's more like Futurama

>>153353256
Family Guy wasn't referential towards other shows, but more of a deconstruction, whatever that awful word means.

While the Simpsons comparisons were obvious initially, Family Guy had its own focus.

Being about awful people in an awful family with no seemingly real morals at all or sincere message. Besides the fact they were a family. Later Family Guy is a weird mutation, but still carries along the same vein.

Married with Children did the same with live action sitcoms first, thinking about it, but didn't degrade horribly into something weird.

>>153353184
>Scary movie series
Spoiled dozens of Genre classics and common horror tropes.

>>153353680
>Family Guy wasn't referential towards other shows
I was under the impression that Family Guy frequently made references to other shows and series though. It wasn't the focus of the comedy, but definitely a part of it.

>>153353680
What is American Dad about?

Problems behind the facade?

>>153353680
Family Guy eventually just became pop culture references interspersed with musical numbers.

//co/

>>153353736
Usually those are simply used as non-sequitors or simple nods.

Purposeful referential humor is when the characters are in a situation clearly similar to another show and clearly mess with that expectation.

A lot of Family Guy references are made in non-sequitur following somebody saying "like that one time..." or simply something you catch visually.

>>153353748
That's the premise, yeah. American Dad usually actually has coherent stories each episode. Been a long time since I watched much, but one I remember is where the entire episode about Stan has anxiety about his actual inexperience killing people. He has trouble revealing it as it clashes heavily with his image and what people expect of him.

There was also the episode they opted to have a "real" vacation not in the goo which ended in cannibalism. So they come to value the ideal fake goo vat vacation. Where the facade turns out to be preferable in the end.

>>153307550
Heaven is timeless, so it appears that she doesn't age, but in her own mind, she has aged significantly and she now ages at the same rate as people on earth.

>>153354548

Look, all I want is a loli Aqua smiling happily in a kiddie pool. Is that too much to ask?

>>153354595
Too much to ask outside of prison...

>>153354548
>not only are the other gods free of her bitchiness but they're potentially shaving years off her lifespan from their point of view

>>153354701
She was a useless NEET. I am sure they are happy to be rid of her.

>>153354842
When aqua was cast down from heaven what did the angels do?
[ ] They cried
[ ] They begged her not to go
[ ] Don'tWorryAquaI'llTempForYouBye!

>>153354842
>>153354935
As a devout Axis Cult Member I am deeply disturbed by how rude you're being to Aqua-sama. Your blasphemous ways will be the end of you one day.

>>153354998
> He can't even deliver a proper Aqua threat
I hope a truck drives over a puddle and splashes you.

>>153354998
I am sorry that you have below average intelligence.

>>153351138
The anime tones down a lot of the mutual abuse that goes on. A running gag in the novels is that the entire group constantly tries to strangle one another. For one reason or another, they toned it down in the anime, so it looks like Kazuma does it in disproportionate amounts.

>>153354548
>Heaven is timeless, so it appears that she doesn't age, but in her own mind, she has aged significantly and she now ages at the same rate as people on earth.

Source on this? From what I can tell from the series, time flows normally in heaven. It's just the speed of it is different between them. A few years in Kono Suba's world, is only a few months in Earth, with a similar time difference for heaven. Aqua is the sort that is stupidly honest (aside from when she is trying to stay out of trouble), so she's probably telling the truth when she says that she is (relatively) the equivalent to Kazuma's age.

>>153356061
>A running gag in the novels is that the entire group constantly tries to strangle one another.
If anything it feels like Kazuma gets treated worse in comparison to the girls in the LN, which makes the anime version of him really strange in comparison.

>>153356102
And not a good strange.

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>I don't keep a running tally of every time physical humor was used in the show
>so I really don't have any of these hangups

>>153357408
>so I really don't have any of these hangups
Most people are the same, but these days people get overly sensitive over physical comedy these days.

Like I can understand people getting weary at the over use of tsundere beatings, just because it is really overdone at this point. But making a big deal over general slapstick is just kind of sad.

>>153356061
>>153356102
>After hearing what I said, Aqua started strangling my neck!
>“Why didn’t you say so earlier! If you told me earlier, I wouldn’t need to work so hard!”
>“Hey stop it! I’m here to bath in the hot spring and recuperate! Why must I be dragged into troublesome matters all the time?! Why would I plunge my head straight into trouble!”
>“This man finally admitted it! Don’t you have any pride as an adventurer?! No matter how you looked at it, that is the scene of the demon king army scheming!”
>“Aqua, I will hold this trash down, beat him up good!”
>“Hey, wait, stop! You really want to go!? Don’t blame me for not holding back!”

Here's another example of the party just beating the shit out of each other. I hope the anime doesn't leave this out. It seems odd they wouldn't include the other strangling bits. Did they think people wouldn't like the girls as much if they hit the MC (and each other) or something?

Hell, half of Megumin and Yunyun's friendship is them pouncing and beating each other up.

>>153307550
Well she doesn't want to comment about it.

My guess is that she's another child of Zeus after he got drunk and decided to fuck a water nymph in another world.
At least it would explain why she accumulates so much debts...


>Eris is the godess of chaos in Greek mythology.

Quite fitting for the chief godess of that world.

>>153359703
Eris is extremely incompetent. Aqua should honestly just take over her position. I mean just look at how much better the Aqua festival went compared to the Eris one. Literally no point in having that lesser goddess be in charge of fantasy Australia.

>>153359823
> Eris shouldn't be in charge of Eris world
WEW

>>153359867

What do you expect from axis cultist? They don't think things through.

>>153307550
How old is the water (H2O)?

>>153307823

>combining three seemingly random words
>flashbacks to .hack// series

>>153307550
> All religions have the ancient flood myth
What did Aqua mean by this?

>>153360584
Basically it means Aqua is a squirter

>>153357850
>Hell, half of Megumin and Yunyun's friendship is them pouncing and beating each other up.
Best thing about them. That titty slapping fight was hilarious.

NATURE'S BEAUTY!!!

>>153360584
She probably fucked up royally.

Aqua must be extremely high in the divine hierarchy considering how important water is.

>>153361333

Only for mortals.

>>153307550
>So uh, how old is Aqua?
Mentally I'd say about 12
But seeing as she was once a Goddess maybe thousands of tears old.

>>153361391

>thousands of tears

Sounds about right.

>>153361391
>12
That's being generous

>>153361391
She looks legal and that is the important thing.

>>153361391
Some anon calculated it using some Earth<->Heaven time conversion, it ended up making Aqua something like 16 000 years old.

>>153361391
>Mentally I'd say about 12
that's pretty good, seeing as the oldest mental age the normal women on Earth mature to is about 16

>>153362351
How does one prevent them from stopping maturing?
Force them to run a household and raise their kids?