>successfully goading a girl into willingly bathing with you
Is this man a genius?
>immediately wonder if you're a pedo for bathing with a girl who's two years younger than you
Nah, he's a retard.
>so I told her to share a bath with me and she actually did it
>muh funny sexual jokes
>no sex ever happens because puritfag neets would drop their seasonal waifus and stop buying this garbage
>the series goes on with this bullshit until the end
Harems without sex are fucking cancer.
>successfully goading a boy into washing you
Is this man a machine?
age had nothing to do with it. yunyun is same age as her and he wouldnt be a lolicon for it. its because she is flat as a board and has no hips or anything feminine about her underdeveloped childish body.
megumin with a ponytail is criminally cute.
Must pull towel
>getting a water enema from a goddess
Yeah I think he is
what the fuck is this even?
are those boys?
>He gets the Loli-NEET title
>Aqua doesn't scold Megumin either
Keep fighting the good fight, Kazuma.
This is not what the professionally translated subs says.
I'm so glad I'm not the only one that noticed this.
Her legs are thick in a natural way. In fact, despite being mostly flat and thin, she's not an anorexic pole, she looks realistic.
Yet, I almost feel like she looks thinner in clothes.
She's been gorging on tavern food ever since joining Kazuma's party. Even at their most destitute they never skimp out on food (which is part of why they (mostly Aqua) end up so destitute all the time in the first place).
Lolicon is in the Western vernacular. He was referred to as HikiNEET for most of S1. It's pretty hard to convey without referencing that. This is a tough one. "Deadbeat/Bum/Worthless shut-in lolicon" is hard to abbreviate.
>your resistance only makes my dick harder
She does,also the Cape makes her figure larger,so they have to reduce her body size I guess.
She looks really good in the bath scene though,realistic would be a good way to describe her body
Scumzuma doesn't want to fuck any of them though, so it's not really a harem. Damegami is broken beyond repair and a slut, Megumin is a crazy loli and Darkness is insane. He only wanted to fuck Darkness in the bath because the's hot and he thought it was a dream in which her personality was changed for the sake of the dream.
Maybe he wants to fuck Wiz but it's not mutual.
Lolicon is short for Lolita Complex which comes from the novel Lolita, where a man falls in love with I think a 14 year old girl.
So yeah, it's pretty much a pedophile. Not sure if Lolicon means something different in otaku subculture.
I was so stoked when Komekko appeared this episode. She was cute!
With respect to otaku subculture, the word pedophile might be correct on some level, but has completely different connotations. Played as "lolicon" means attraction to someone younger, while "pedophile" in the west means psychopathic predator.
You don't acknowledge this, you're full of bullshit.
In Japan a lolicon is also a pedo. There's no distinction between 2d, 3d and liking or fucking. But then being attracted to younger girls isn't seen as something that is completely fucking abnormal over there.
In the West there isn't anything worse than being called a pedophile, and when people think you're into 14 or 15 year old girls your life is basically complete over. So western anime fans make this big divide between lolicons and pedophiles that doesn't exist in Japan.
Also, it's good to note that most child molesters don't recognize themselves as pedophiles. I remember reading that almost 80% of child molestations are committed by people who don't feel sexual attraction to children, usually close relatives of the child.
Not the same brah.
The technical classiification is correct.
That said, if one identifies as a pedophile, they should off themselves or get help before they ruin multiple lives, including their own.
No argument there. I just meant that most pedophiles don't actually go around molesting children. Those who do should be stoned to death, though.
Liking 14 or 15 year olds doesn't make you a pedophile. Pedos like prepubescent children.
The same professionally translated subs said lolicon and lolimaniac a few minutes before that.
The difference is that one of those terms triggers every single American in a 400km radius, while the other one doesn't. One of the issues of working with languages is making sure you don't use terms that may offend people or have a terrible reputation, such as pedophile. Anime even has the extremely easy way out of this problem by letting you use lolicon instead.
>didn't take her virginity right then and there
>didn't place his seed in her womb
>didn't make her taste his cum so her brain's chemistry would become attuned to him forever
>didn't "catch her while she's young"
no, he's not exactly a genius
>funifura, dodonko, yunyun, komekko, megumin, nerimaki, arue
>someone says "hahah your names are so weird!"
tfw not asian so those names actually sound like any other wacky regular asian names
He doesn't see Aqua as a female. If anything, she's dumb enough to be tricked into it.
He could get Darkness anytime by yelling hard enough.
Megumin is the only one that requires efforts.
> The pleasure of stroking your staff, chanting up an incredible power, releasing all your mana in one burst, and falling to the ground limp.
Megumin has already won the honorary penis award. She knows more about men then men do.
Can you prove that statement?
Not him but 2d loli are made for breeding.
Megumin isnt even close to what most degenerates consider lolis. She looks way too much like an adult already. Most people who into fucking children are into degenerate shit like this >>152470968 >>152470899
I'd say Megumin is close to the level of Mikan or Kobato, rightfully so because she's around the same age as them. And that's perfectly fine because girls at the start of puberty are amazing too
Megumin has gone down in my opinion.
She's turned into a full blown slut.
Lets Kazuma bathe with her.
Tells people they're in a relationship and bathe together.
Disgusting, Darkness is suppose to be the slut of the show.
semen doesn't actually have much nutritional value despite all the proteins and shit in it because most of those aren't useful to anything but the sperm cells
that being said semen contains androgens that are converted directy to estrogens in the digestive tract. so if she drank enough particularly androgen-rich semen she could potentially take in enough hormones to actually increase her breast size
im glad they actually had less QUALITY this episode, but it still had a lot.
Right, cortisol is the stress hormone while oxytocin is the hormone that counters cortisol (which is released massivley during orgasm and plays an important role in the female bonding mechanism). That's why sluts can't pairbond because they are desensitized to the oxytocin release during orgasm, which is the primary trigger to pairbonding in the first place.
reminder, Kazuma was waaaaaaay more turned on when he bathed with Lalatina
>if you have to "goad" a girl to do something she probably doesn't want to do it.
That's exactly what goading means, faggot. Go write your own dictionary and stuck it up your asshole.
that's generally true, in the broad sense. But in this context kazuma didn't force her to do anything. He just said something like "what happened to your resolve?" and she decided to go with it. In short you may say she was goaded into entering in the bath with him.
But even those you think aren't sluts, really are on the inside. We are so controlled by our emotions that we tend not to think before we act. Infidelity is an effect of the underlying cause which is, as the gentleman you replied to put it, that we're all sluts.
mfw you will never be raped by megameme
Wouldn't the difference be that a pedophile lusts after little girls, a lolicon can be attracted to cartoon little girls, but not necessarily can feel lusts after 3D little girls?
No, he is an anti tsundere weapon.
Speaking of this part in particular, is there a part later in the series where Kazuma actually does shit on a tsundere? The best thing about tsundere characters is shitting on the entire cliche.
You are a true nigga and a scholar.
Every woman with ponytail is a better woman.
He's not as alpha as he pretended to be.
He had a chance to put it into Megumin later on, but he hesitated for too long.
He then apologized to all of the MCs of the manga and LNs that he'd read for calling them faggots.
This is 100% wishful thinking but I wouldn't be surprised for Konosuba to break DEEN's trend of no S3's and shitty S2's. It's insanely popular, clearly doesn't require a whole lot of effort or stress, can be limited to 10 episodes easily per season and has enough content for many more years of anime. It's not the best example, but it reminds me of David Pro and JoJo. DEEN could be sitting on a really reliable amount of profit here, though what do I know.
Also, just make Megumin the next season announcer this time.
Don't listen to those bullies. The anime is called Code:Breaker.
assuming 5 episodes per volume (which is the current rate of adaptation) just getting to the portion of the LN that is done right now will take 40 more episodes, which at current quality would be pretty good
this isn't a never-ending shonenshit show, its not gonna be over 100 episodes even if the LN drags on to volume 20 or higher (which it probably won't)
Except DEEN had already cut stuff from LN.
Now you are gonna say "that's can't be helped when they only have 10 episodes to work with". The problem is, they added in anime original stuff when they already don't have enough time to tell the jokes from the LN properly.
>very little was cut from LN and what was wasn't that great anyway
That's like, your opinion.
The issue is, S1 was rushed as fuck. First two episodes of S2 were already rushed. Yet even when everything was rushed, DEEN decided that their own jokes were funnier to decided to add in things created by DEEN.
Not just jokes, they also changed things for no reason. Granted they are minor, but it's still wasted time when time is already short.
They better cut shit from the LNs and replace them with their own joke as this point. Otherwise the rest of the season will a fucking snoozefest. I mean, they cant really adapt the LNs anymore anyway because starting now some cast members are being excluded for way too many episodes.
Thats not what I said. I simply think that if they adapt the LNs past this points then the show will be a snoozefest. We get 10 fucking episodes a year. Starting now, there will be stages at which a handful of episodes would exclusively focus on one member of the cast. You'd basically be watching Darkness for half the episodes you get per year. Now who the fuck would unironically want that? The strength of the anime is that it manages to focus on all the core members at the same time. Sure, there is an Aqua or Megumin centric episode every now and then, but its still fine as long as it only happens every now and then. If they continue to adapt the LNs this is gonna become so much worse.
He did a 180. He just convinced her that it's ok cuz she's a child, and 20 minutes later acted like everyone's gonna think he's a pedo.
I never thought I could get this hard...
So you would be fine with more than half a season focusing on a single character and then being forced to wait an entire year to see the rest of the cast again?
Kinda doubt that this would fly very well with certain groups of fans, also think that it would be a retarded decision to make since there are some character who are bound to be disliked (or at least liked less). What they should do is cut most of volume 3 and 4 and go straight to volume 5 for the last 3 episodes.
Ok, we can skip volume 5 if it gets a movie instead
which it wont.Then again, 3 episodes might be cutting it a bit short, youre right. Cut volume 4 entirely and go straight to Crimson village for the last 5 episodes.
>and 20 minutes later acted like everyone's gonna think he's a pedo.
He only really got nervous when Aqua returned. Also per his earlier conversation with the succubi about 'age regulations' for their services; it is pretty clear that he doesn't personally feel that is a moral rule, but is perfectly aware of the social connotations and reputation risks of openly partaking.
As a pretty simple rough analogy; do you think it is morally wrong to speed? Do you think you'll go to hell if you're on an empty highway and the sign says 55 and you go 60? No; but unless you're oblivious or looking for trouble you're not going to speed while a cop is right behind you.
I was reading about her clan. It turns out Megumin (and her whole clan by extension) was genetically manipulated to be a hot piece of ass
>implying Kazuma wouldn't do it if they didn't exist
Jesus, those tiny censors are preventing iqdb, saucenao, sadpanda, yandex, etc. from finding sauce.
Nah, he's just a retard.
If he was a little more smarter he could've gotten Aqua into the bath too.
But nope, he had to drop the spaghetti.
Hell, they weren't doing anything improper for fucks sake.
I hate all these MCs who let stuff like that happen to them
Top tier material MC right here
YunYun has such a great voice actress, holy shit.
>that are converted directly directly to estrogens
So I can really become a cute girl if I suck enough dick?
>you hear a knock on your door in the middle of the night
>you open it to see all these chunni lolis striking a cool pose and announcing that they will be moving in as your new imoutos
Funny how this works at the meta level too.
Aqua has a body and outfit that should logically make her sexy, but her personality is so completely unsexy it completely cancels it out. I'm not attracted to Aqua in the slightest.
She looked REALLY COOL when she made her pose and had lightning behind her. Azure Lightning Yunyun is amazing.
She's the lone-wolf hero who saves groups by herself with her magic! Countless adventurers owe our lives to her!
She must really like this solo lifestyle too, because otherwise she'd be in a town not made for newbies and would find a group suitable for how strong she is!
Man, Kazuma gets threatened with rape a lot. Orcs, Syliva, Darkness - someone's gonna get him eventually.
Friendly reminder that Darkness is going to win the Kazuma Bowl!
Imagine being Sio in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Sheev Palpatine, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your wavy body and horrific monster-mash face. I would totally listen to you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his bedroom. Like seriously imagine having to be Sio and not only sit in that chair while Sheev Palpatine flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the favorable hologram transmission barely concealing his stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that transmission. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone in the council chamber tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, SHEEV LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of Twi'leks and Gungans and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Naboo. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his dimpled vagina forehead as he sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "Sith Lord (for that is what he calls himself)" beauty, the beauty he worked so hard for with Darth Plagueis in the previous months. And then the Queen calls for another take, and you know you could disrupt every person in this room before Gregar Typho could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Sio. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>tfw a slime covered Megumin will never hug you
Actuary yes, though it would really fuck up your hormones and likely make you want to kill yourself.
Girl who is literally comatose after an explosion.
Does not impregnate.
No, he is not.
>isn't seen as somethig that is completely fucking abnormal over there
Well cultural relativism can kiss my ass: it's very, VERY fucking abnormal.
If they can truly live their entire lives in chastity, then that's all daijobu. Perhaps joining some remote monastary could help. Realistically, they should seek help. Apparently many don't however because they fear that, despite doctor-patient priviledge, they will be turned over to the police and institutionalized.
>judging by scumzuma's abuse of her during the OVA
Is this translated wrong (doesn't sound like it, though)?
Wouldn't it make more sense if he had said Yunyun was prettier, in context of the scene and of the whole episode? The rest of the time, he's clearly favoring Yunyun's body type and picking on Megumin for it.
It was backhanded compliment.
Like when your daughter mess up and break the plate and then you say "it's so nice how pretty you are" thus implying you have nothing else but your good luck going for you. Megumin is a genius so he's realise what that scum is really trying to say.
Watching it again, I can also see it as him saying he "was" just thinking she was pretty, but after acting like a stubborn retard (refusal to learn other magic), he "no longer" does. Thus, the insult is that he's implying he was wrong in thinking so much in the first place.
>I'm glad season 2 retconned the OVA.
How so? Haven't seen it since it came out, but I do remember that it would have taken place after this episode, right?
Also, I know it was anime original.
>successfully goaded two girls into stripping for him
This is more impressive to me
Yunyun was introduced in the OVA in an identical way to the season 2 episode (with her hanging around in Wiz's shop and bumping into the party, with the same dialogue explanation).
I guess theoretically it could not be a retcon, but it'd be pretty dumb for every character to forget Yunyun that quickly and then for exactly the same meeting to occur again (without anyone commenting on it).
considering pretty much the entire OVA plot is anime original, its reasonable to assume that it was a one-off fanservice episode that was immediately retconned because it wasn't actually part of any story arc
Kazuma's a scumbag that's so blunt with his perversions that they seem totally reasonable to the average idiot anime girl.
All of the VAs are top notch, they seem to have a lot of fun with the characters!
Right, but I was waiting to see if it could have been squeezed in anyway, but I forgot that it introduced Yunyun. For some reason, I had it in my head that the OVA took place after she had already been introduced.
Last season, most of megumin's lines were on the spot and out of script as from what I've heard from their radio talk show
Specifically most of the parts in episode 2 where megumin introduces herself and that ITAAAAAAAA
That should be the exact opposite. Pedophilia is just physical attraction for little girls, while lolicon is derived from the story of Lolita who seduces and fucks an older man.
I want want all Megumin episodes all the time
>considering pretty much the entire OVA plot is anime original, its reasonable to assume that it was a one-off fanservice episode that was immediately retconned because it wasn't actually part of any story arc
The problem is that Kazuma's second death is brought up later.
I want Megumin x Kazuma spinoff in Japan.
Bit aged up and starting a family. Or even already having kids.
SHNY - Kyon Haruhi Daughter and Son (Kandanchi)
It's not actually abnormal, girls at around 14-15 are in prime age for breeding biologically and used to be married by that time.
Men in the west just generally suppress such thoughts and don't act on them because prudes like you tell them that having basic biological responses makes them literally Satan.
Hes more into big tits. Only reason he isnt fucking Darkness like a rabbit is because he finds her creepy. Megumin isnt sexy at all but at least she isnt retarded like Aqua or Darkness.
13 then 14 (Volume 4 onward)
17-18 (in the web novel)
16 than 17 (Volume 8 onwards)
(20 in the web novel)
So keep in mind that Megumin is a grown women in prime breeding age.
Who cares if they aged her down in the light novel.
It's worth noting that the bath scene is a complete flip of their initial meeting in the first season.
>Kazuma starts pulling on Megumin's eyepatch
>she begs him to stop pulling on it
>he lets go
>Kazuma goads Megumin into bathing with him
>she throws her cape in his face
>he shouts ITTAI
>starts pulling his crotch towel off
>he begs her to stop pulling
>she doesn't let go
Megumin is probably the smartest of the group, Kazuma is just more clever than her. Only reason either Kazuma or Megumin screw up most of the time is they are also impulsive and can be easily pissed off.