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>distinctively asshole Megumin
Fanfic readers, does she keep this up every time Yunyun is around? Because this episode was amazing.
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yes, and I believe there's still a megumin and yun yun episode this season. The carnival section
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>>152422336
This was as amazingly badly animated and poorly paced as the first episode. In short, Deen has returned to the classic form we know and love. The real mystery is how Deen managed to make almost a whole season of mostly not shit show the first time.
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>>152422687
what? The carnival thing is like really late in the story. But I think they run into each other fairly often, yeah.
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>>152422336
Megumin is so great, she is up there with Inaba from Kokoro Connect and Yuki From Haruhi on my all time best girls list
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>>152422336
Why does her eyepatch keep chaning size?
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Na
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>>152422336
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>>152425086
Because it's a MAJIKU ITEM
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>>152424963
Nah there's another carnival-like thing that isn't the Eris festival. Kazuma cheats to win Yunyun a prize and then Megumin shows up to bully Yunyun.
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Mods
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Megumin is a worthless whore who deserves to be raped.
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>>152425598
>I've masturbated to you as well
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>>152425573
You mean EYETEM.
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fa/tg/uy here.
I have taken the liberty of using a GURPS supplement book for magic rules in order to make Megumin's explosion spell because I have nothing better to do being a NEET and all.

If I remember correctly, this spell works by condensing mana into a small area, building up energy. Then the mana is released from the area where it escapes very quickly causing a shockwave. The kinetic energy of the mana particles is then turned into fire as well as enhanced speed and mass for better damage.
>Greater Create Energy, Greater Transform Energy, 16d cr ex, 8d burn ex, 300 yd range
>(6 + 8 + 70 + 38 + 13) × 5 = 675 energy

The effect of this spell causes 50d crushing/explosion and 16d burning/explosion damage. The explosion from the crushing damage will affect a 64 yd radius and the burning damage a 32 yd radius. It can be cast up to 300 yd away.
Uses the Path of Energy skill.

That's the spell, but let's take a look at the requirements to cast it.

>Megumin
Most seasoned casters have at least Magery 3. We will be generous and assume Megumin who studied magic, along with her crimson demon magical ability, has Magery 5.
Her mana reserve is 15.
Megumin *always* puts everything she can into her spells to the point of using her own physical energy. Sometimes she becomes totally exhausted and even unconscious.
We assume she has an average FP of 10 for 3 extra energy, and an HP of 10 for 5 energy.

>675 - 23 = 652

It takes Megumin about 14 seconds to cast Explosion, rounded to 15 for Ritual Path Magic rules. A -1 to skill roll by the end.
This is three attempts and therefore needs an average of 218 energy gathered per attempt.

>The average roll of a d6 is three, or 12 for 3d6. We need a score of 219 higher than 12
>219 + 12 = 231.

>Megumin has 231 levels (or 916 points) in her Path of Energy skill.
In GURPS terms, Megumin either has a very generous GM, or is hiding the fact that she's about 350 years old.
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>>152426868
You don't need to go that far
The fact of the matter is that Explosion is presented as one of the strongest spells in existence. A tier 9. An ult. An epic. Those are spells you're supposed to be like 70 years old to cast.
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>>152426958
My autism knows no bounds.
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>>152426868
Considering that Wiz died when she was 20 and she's PROBABLY not significantly older than that but is such an archmage that she can repeatedly spam Explosion, you should probably object more to her
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>>152426868
>average roll is 3
3.5 nerdo, 3 is lower half, half the rolls should be 4
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>>152427055

Wiz even as a lich could only cast a single explosion.
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>>152426868
Megumin is not human she's from a non player race, redo all calculations.
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>>152426868
I dunno about you, but when I was DMing, for some of the special NPCs I just gave them a single level in a unique class so Megumin would be
Race - Crimson Demon
Class - Mage 10 or whatever, Megumin 1
This brushes aside all the problems with trying to jigsaw incompatible properties.
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>>152427106
This. If you are going to do the maths, do the background
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>>152422336
>tfw no Megumin
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>>152425598
Wow I almost forgot about this completely.
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>>152427133
>>152427106
In GURPS, points are like a measure of power. Average people have 25-50, cops and athletes would have 50-75, soldiers 75-100, and so on.

Even Magery 20 (which is very high) would only give 60 extra energy.
I.e. subtracting 20 needed skills, or only about 8 years in age.
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>>152427404
Sorry, 16 years. Not 8.
Still doesn't do much though.
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>>152427404
But that doesn't change the fact that crimson demons are special and a normal human can't do what they can. But anyway, Megumin cheated, she took a ton of ducks.
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Crimson Demons have a racial ability to unconsciously tap into the boundless dark energy of the Abyss which fortifies their magic pool.

If Megumin's body could handle the unlimited negative energies pumping into it, she would be able to cast a BA-BOOOOOM! of apocalyptic proportions. Luckily she has low CON and she's overwhelmed quickly.
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>>152426868
>>152427106
>>152427133
>>152427404
Actually I forgot that she uses a very expensive staff which could store lots of energy, say something like 300.

So her skill level would be more around 100. That'll shave off at least 175 years or so.
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>>152422336
>does she keep this up
megumegu has sadistic urges and will act upon them given a chance
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>>152426868
Megumin got 46 out of the 50 skill points needed to learn explosion initially from skill up potions. I dunno how that would figure in to gurps, but I imagine it would let you up her magery or something.
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>>152427885
Nah, it just doesn't translate well.

If we wanted D&D/Konosuba hybrid spells to work in GURPS there would need to be a new magic system invented (or modified).
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>>152426868
Sasuga fa/tg/uy
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>>152425028
Aside from Inaba sounds like you have a pretty shit list senpai
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Eris a slut
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>>152430817
They're pure white, blasphemer!
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>>152427550
>Crimson Demons have a racial ability to unconsciously tap into the boundless dark energy of the Abyss
>falling for chuuni propaganda
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>There is no Eris doujin yet
Chris don't count.
It feels like they are different person.
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>>152425511
> cool introductions, 20 reps
> cool english words, 10 reps
> Cool Poses, 100 reps
Brutal. Absolutely brutal.
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>>152430817
>the golden apples are her hair decoration
Hail Eris
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Give me a good reason to NOT BREED with her.
You can't.
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>>152434067
You are not Kazuma
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>>152434427
Trashzuma doesn't deserve her.
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Was it decoded what kind of "wins" did Megumin note in her pocketbook?
Or whatever it was written there?
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>>152434067
Her good genes is not enough to outweigh your bad genes. The offspring would be shit.
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>>152434689
Still better than japanese genes.
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>>152434578
who let Aqua in here?
see >>152425511
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>>152434770
thanks mate
Pay my debts
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>3 more years
Kill me.
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>>152435220
>implying they will keep adapting this shit
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>>152434067
Her hips aren't ready to bear children yet
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>>152426868
Seriously, I play games, I like anime, I'm into math and science, but I can only dream of achieving the level of autism of people who delve into things like this. It's truly awe inspiring.
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>>152435423
They have to at least adapt this part.
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>>152434067
Chuuni childs
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>>152426868
I made a homebrew for Song of Swords that includes a Pyromancer advanced tree for mages. I hope my bakuretsu is pretty nice
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>>152426868
Megumin is a GMO wizard and one of the best of her clan. She has unnaturally high magic stats from an early age.
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>>152435521
It's not hard, GURPs is just daunting to learn initially because there's just so damn much shit to learn.
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they dont recognize Yunyun yet they met her in OVA
or they dont regonize her in OVA yet they met her before

eitherway timeline fucked
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>>152439126
Maybe OVA happens later?
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>>152434067
>malnourished underdeveloped 13 year old
>no medical facilties to aid in delivery

She dies during child birth
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>>152439126
>OVA
Not canon
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>>152422336
>reading fanfics
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>>152433847
Is Aqua aware that her butt is on display? Does she care?
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Eris/chris threesome doujin when.
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>>152432638
Can you post an image with all of them translated?
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>>152440550

Why didn't you tell her sooner??

Why?

Why!

Why!
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>>152440429
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>>152422336
>distinctively wants to get fucked in the ass
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Did YunYuns VA changed? I think she sounds different than in OVA.
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Oh shit
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>>152432221
They really really aren't.
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>>152440429
>aquafag being this baka
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>>152440429
As expected of damigami.
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>>152440429
As expected from low intelligence goddess
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>>152439126
OVA probably isn't canon most. which is kinda weird cause the original author helped out with the OVA iirc.
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>>152440429
stupid fag
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>>152422336
>***,*85位/***,*82位 (**1,468 pt) [*,*11予約] 2017/03/24 この素晴らしい世界に祝福を! 2第1巻限定版 [Blu-ray]

Wonder how this will finish out?
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>>152444941
Last time it end up in top five spot right?
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>>152422336
Yes.
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>>152445886
Yep. Both editions are in the top 5 at the moment.
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>>152440550
>>152441278
I'm looking forward to Kazuma finally pointing out that everyone has seen her pussy.
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>>152434067
>give me a good reason not to breed with her
I'm an autistic betafaggot
That's an incredible reason, considering the number of main characters like that.
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god damn I love KonoSuba so goddamn much
been years since I last actively looked forward to every new episode in an anime
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This show is fucking hilarious man.

>Aqua and that other chick popping in and out of the frogs, alternating between panicked screaming and moaning
>Megumin going full bully mode on Yunyun
>That fucking speech Kazuma gave to Megumin in front of the bath about gender equality and cliches
>The crystal ball showing how big of no friend losers both Megumin and Yunyun are
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>>152434067
>>152434689
Considering how the whole village looks exactly the same, I'm betting as a GMO human, her gene would outweigh yours.
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>>152446447
Megumin had friends, she was just a poorfag who had to steal food to survive and feed her sister.

Yunyun was the loner,
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>>152439704
She know Aqua. Even damegami isn't so retarded as to not heal her.
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>>152446554
This. Megumin scenes were all good times with family.
Yunyun is tragic.
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I want a Megumin
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>>152446669
>eating bugs and garbage picking
>good times

I kinda felt if they had some scenes of Megumin giving up all her food to feed her sister it would have a similar tragic feel
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>>152446141
Does that happen in the LN?
Actually, does anyone get the D?
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Kazuma and his party of retards are gonna end up destroying Australia by the end of the show
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>>152446759
Megumin.
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A-anyone want to be friends?
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>>152446731
>steals scraps, produce, and eats random bugs and crustaceans to feed her tiniest imouto with an insatiable appetite
Best crimson demon.
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>>152446731
Komekko has a demon servant bringing her food. It's fine.
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>>152446965
that satisfied face on the last image is amazing
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>>152446950
>friendly
>sexy
>will probably fug you so she can beat Megumin in the womanhood contest

Yeah sure
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>>152447098
Komekko is a miracle of nature.
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>>152447148
>you will never be funifura's otouto
>you will never dodonko dodonko's dodonkos
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>>152447148
>literally an entire culture of chuuni semen demons where social status is determined by how awesome your introduction is

How do I live in this world?
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>>152446906
They are way closer to fucking in volume 9, though.
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Dorkness VA signing voice is HHHHNNNNNGGGGG inducing.
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>>152447148
A warning to all planning on marrying a Crimson Demon. EVERY SINGLE CHILD will end up as a chuuni girl with dark hair and red eyes.

If you want a male heir to your clan or a child with any reasonable level of social skills then do not wed a crimson demon.
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>>152447423
>If you want a male heir to your clan or a child
How the hell is Funifura a brocon if her brother is a girl?
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>>152446610
Regardless, childbirth is already an extremely painful experience as an adult. Making a tiny borderline loli go through it is just cruel.
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>loli femdom
JUST GIVE IT TO ME ALREADY
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>>152422336
Megumin's VA putting in work again.
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>>152446731
Goodness, she already malnourished enough as it is, do you want her to not only stunt her breast/height growth, but also her brain?
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I'm not sure I understand what was going on in this scene.
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>>152447423
Hyoizaburo is a natural Crimson Demon (Male)
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>>152447682
hes a Pedo-NEET
I'm not sure what there is to understand
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>>152447682
Hes telling the truth, thats what going on. Maybe they are trying to push for the romance bit faster, because if we have to wait for the LNs to hit screen then people will have to wait for 3 more years.
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>>152447682
In the LN he was thinking about how Yunyun was superior in every way to Megumin, better looking, better skill, better personality. Megumin says she can tell what he's thinking about but they didn't put that line in.
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>>152447930
Well, good thing that he changes his mind rather quickly. By the end of volume 5 Megumin basically wins every single category.
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>>152446906
>>152447307
Details?
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>>152448395
Megumin's parents hear that Kazuma is rich so they want to marry off their daughter
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>>152448440
How do the others react to their relationship?
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>>152448395
The basically sleep in the same bed together in volume 5, with megamem basically confessing her love but gets cold feed. In volume 9 both sleep in the same bed again, or kinda at least. Megameme confesses properly, tells Kazukek that she loves him, he kinda fucks up after that (was also a bit Aquas fault). They basically were about to kiss before Aqua disrupted them. At the end of volume 9 Kazuma goes full fucking retard, though so their relationship is basically back to square 1 again.
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>>152447930
Well, he's not wrong,
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>>152448469
Everyone is too stupid to understand what's happening between them
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>>152448513
Nah she's full dere to him now. Darkness is also becoming more blatant in her attempt to seduce him, though she might still has some reservation concerning her status as a noble.

Megumin is still at that annoying "I confessed to him but it's not like we are dating or anything!" phase.

Only based Aqua didn't have any romantic flag whatsoever with him. A lot of best friend/family flag though.
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>>152448513
I just want to see Megumin flaunting her maturity with Kazuma to her friends at the crimson village
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Finally got this in the mail today
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>>152448697
You mean the one where she brags about having slept in the same bed with him and their bodys rubbing against each other? Will probably be the same we saw in episode 2. The best part of that arc is the ending, with Kazuma re-allocating all her points to make the explosions hit even harder. Thats going to be a good episode.
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>>152448753
The part where Dodonko and Funifura tries to flirt with Kazuma
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>>152448513
I'm pretty sure that prioritizing cheering up an emotionally distraught girl over fucking her isn't a mistake.
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>>152448747
looks good, how big is it?
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>>152448789
Yeah thats what I meant. I imagine that to basically be like the last couple scenes from episode 2. Thats also how it was written in the LNs. Megumin purposely teases them with all this shit to make them jealous which results in them running away. Basically YunYuns reaction.

>>152448805
What part are you referring to?
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>>152448814
30x20 inches
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>>152448789
Wew crimson sluts are this thirsty?
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>>152427550
I want to pump unlimited negative energies into Megumin's body, if you catch my drift.
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>>152447682
>kazuma tells megumin to learn other spells
>megumin refuses
>kazuma sighs
>megumin notices
>kazuma says megumeme is prettier so as not to say that yunyun is much superior in magic matters
>megumin notices
>megumin gets pissed
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>>152448962
That makes sense.
I guess I was too much of an autist to notice.
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>>152448747
looks like they forgot her nose
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>>152449053
I can see it clearly
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I believe we'll have a vol. 5 movie next year as well as a 14 episode Explosion anime.
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>>152448855
Volume 9. Megumin was a wreck after killing the person who inspired her to use explosion in the first place. Kazuma focused on cheering her up. Sure he could technically have gone in for a kiss and it would have been okay, but waiting to make sure that he's not taking advantage of Megumin when she's emotionally vulnerable is one of the most respectable decisions he has made in the entire series. Sure, telling her that he was going to the succubus shop after because he had blue balls was a mistake, but the way he acted with Megumin in his room was fine.
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>>152446759
It doesn't happen because Aqua wears panties in the LN. No panties Aqua is DEEN original.
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Aqua will win in last volume, just to piss everyone off.
Remember this post
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>>152449239
Any pantsu-related hijinks?
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>>152449284
Aqua can't even win a scratch-off lottery ticket.
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>>152449012

The scene could have been done a bit better.
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>>152449284
She already won in the first chapter of the first volume
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>>152449284
No, you dumbass.

Kazuma has god-tier luck stats.

He's gonna get a harem ending.

Aqua for nights out on the town, Darkness for crazy sex and devotion, and Megumin for kinship and bonding.
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>>152449284
She's the only girl to win the "masturbation buddy" award.
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Is yun yun for tender loving?
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>>152449444
Next episode will have Aqua telling Kazuma that she knows he's been jacking off to/next to her.
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>>152449526
didn't that already happen in the first season?
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>>152449526
>>152449575
I thought that happened in season 1 when she desperately needed money from him after he got paid for the cabbage.
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>>152434057
>apples
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Konosuba doujins are fun to read, I don't even fap to them.
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>>152449575

That scene is a little different, next episode should have Aqua bringing up the fact she has perfect vision even at night.
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>>152450298
BLUE BOARD
Post all you can before you get banned.
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>>152449575
>>152449626
>“Nah, let me ask you, can you see really clearly in the dark?”
>Hearing my question, Aqua said with an ‘obviously’ expression.
>“My vision now is no different in broad daylight. What is it?”
>......
>“So when we were sleeping in the stables together, you saw everything?”
>“I didn’t see anything. Because when I hear the sound of fap fap fap, your
back was facing me.”
>“... Thank you for your mercy Aqua-sama.”
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>>152450298
>take it out
>leg lock
Retarded goddess.
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>>152450401
The real question is whether Kazuma is using her as the side dish.
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>>152450389
>blue board
>doujin panels fucking everywhere
well then
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>>152450427
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>>152450298
>Aqua
>Virgin
No way
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>>152450598
I want to believe.
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>>152450598
She said there was no sex in heaven so she could have it all to herself.
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>>152450709
>no sex in heaven
Alright, screw it. I'm in for reincarnation.
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>nterrupting what I said, Megumin leaned her face closer.

>Perhaps she was excited, as her eyes shone crimson red. I felt a serious atmosphere that didn’t allow for any joking around.

>I reflexively gulped.

>“I want you to sleep with me tonight. Uhm, is… that… fine…?”

SLUT
L
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>tfw I sympathized with her
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>>152450750
>virgin asking to sleep with the only man she is interested in
>slut
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>>152450874
We all did. That was the point.
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Will the party ever win against the toads?
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>>152450874
I know looks aren't everything, but I still don't see how a curvy qt like YunYun can't make friends. She's friendly and doesn't seem all that autistic (certainly less than Kazuma's party of morons).
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>>152447202
>tfw you will never bomb some dodonkos
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>>152450874
Yunyun was drawn good here
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>>152450972
It's because you are considered not normal when you aren't autistic in the crimson magic village
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>>152450975
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>>152451032
But didn't she go to school full of people who weren't in the crimson semen demon clan? She's must have met a lot of people in her travels
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>>152450972
>doesn't seem all that autistic
She's so clingy that nobody wants to deal with her. It's a vicious cycle.
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>>152451098
No. She went to crimson demon school and took their chuuni curriculum.
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>>152450934
I didn't. Loser.
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>>152450972

In her village she was the weird one that was ashamed of all the chuuni stuff they do, all that loneliness snowballed over till when she finally left the village she had zero social skills and scared off normal people.
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I am surely late for this.
So we can agree that OP1 > OP2 and ED1 < ED2, right?
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>>152422336
Megumin is basically a huge bully whenever she can get away with it, yeah. Especially if Yunyun is involved.
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>>152432638
That's genuine Crimson Magic Clan curriculum right there. Actual magical skill is much less important than stealing the spotlight and looking cool.
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>>152451152
Megumin plz go
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>>152451164
Visually:
OP 1 > OP 2 and ED 2 > ED 1

Actual song:
OP 2 > OP 1 and ED 1 = ED 2
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>>152451164
OP2 is god tier, don't be silly.

>>152451222
Make me, nerd.
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>>152451210
In a land where dramatic irony is a natural law, this is actually true. Every single person in the village is a master at manipulating flags.
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>>152434067
Megumin has good genes, superior even, it's just that he has a stubborn personality putting all of her ability on EKSPROSIONS.
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>>152451329
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>>152451098
No, the entire school is Chuuni. They actually have several classes on how to introduce yourself in a dramatic fashion just like Megumin always done and the answer to many questions were "because it looks cool".
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>>152447392
??
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>>152451284
>>152451329
I dunno anon, probably it's only me who thinks that Fantastic Dreamer > Tomorrow
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>“Recruiting party member. Must be gentle and willing to patiently listen to boring chatter. Must not mock people with weird names. Must be able to stay together even on days with no quests. Must be a frontline fighter. Preferably close to my age. I’m a 13-year-old arch wizard—“
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>>152450972
>doesn't seem all that autistic
This is exactly why she can't make friends.

Everyone else in the Crimson Magic Village is at least as bad as Megumin is, in the autistic chuuni department. Yunyun is ostracized because she's normal and finds the shit they do cripplingly embarassing and cringe-inducing.
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>>152451098
The first stop in her travels was Axel
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>>152451098
>But didn't she go to school full of people who weren't in the crimson semen demon clan?
The Crimson Demon Clan has the only actual school in the entire country, and possibly the world.

Royalty and other nobles have personal tutors, but only the crimson demon clan has actual schoolhouses and compulsory schooling.

So all her classmates were flaming autists.
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>>152451032
She's still unpopular in Axel until recently though.

Even Axis cultist reject her when she want to join them.
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>>152425511
>>152441100
See >>152423452
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Where the fuck did this character come from? She just suddenly turned up one episode in season one and suddenly became the most important character in the plot without any explanation whatsoever.
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>>152451796
I wouldn't get so attached to Wiz Anon; she's dead at the end of the next episode.
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>>152448513
>is basically back to square 1 again.

this shit always happens with shitty writers.
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>>152447239
dying and being lucky enough to be reincarnated
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>>152451874
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>>152451796
>the most important character in the plot
What the fuck? Are you high?
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>>152451883
Fortunately that anon is a speedreading fag,

There relationship is still in play Kazuma likes Megumin and she likes him back and they are both away of this fact and play off it.

It's most definitely not at square 1.
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>>152451874
I blame Aqua
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>>152452025
would the author even go with it? She's 14 he's 17
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>>152452063
Age/2 + 7

It's cutting it close.
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>>152452063
That's perfectly normal though?
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>>152422336
>Fanfic readers, does she keep this up every time Yunyun is around?
yes

She just never stops. And yunyun is the perfect bullying material.
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>>152452063
I think the age diferential is only two and a half so it'a not that bad.

And luckily Lolizuma knows that in Fantasy Australia Megumin is considered a fully grown women.
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>>152452119
have you been to highschool?
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>>152452211
Yes, I'm not an American puritan though.
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>>152425511
Otonanokaidan - ROFLOL

ok, Megumin is just an /a/ level troll at this point. Poor yunyun.
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>>152452116
>Age/2 + 7
>regurgitating cucked normalfag memes
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>>152452063
Are you fucking kidding me? That age difference is no big deal.
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>>152452063
If they just wait a year and a half they're both legal in my state, so no problemo.

Hell, I assume it's been long enough in-universe to say "Give it a year and they'll be fine."
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>Yunyun challenges Megumeem to a contest of paizuri
>Kazuma begins sweating heavily as the crimson chuuni jiiiiis at him harder and harder while his eyes dart between yunyun's yunyuns and megumin's nai
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>>152452319
megumeme is legal in chiba and nagano
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>>152452223
except by law statutory rape

Statutory rape to have sexual intercourse with someone under age 16. One to 20 years in prison, but (1) 10 to 20 years if the offender is age 21 or older and (2) up to one year in prison if the victim is age 14 or 15 and the offender is no more than three years older.
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>>152435423
they'll end this season with Yunyun proposing to Kazuma and Kazuma accepting, to everyone's stunned disbelief, and YES there will be another season. Have you seen the preorders? This is blowing the first season out of the water.
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>>152452347
>american laws
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>>152441923
Megumin with a pony tail is criminally cute.
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>>152452371
> Have you seen the preorders? This is blowing the first season out of the water.
just checked
maybe next time we'll get a 26 episode season holy shit
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>>152444941
it's a bit ahead of last year's sales numbers at the same point in the season. I'd say it will break 12k just like season 1 disk 1 did, and probably end up around 9k average per volume like season 1.
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>>152452347
>laws
>space australia
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>>152451883
That's a weird interpretation of the events of volume 9/10.
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>>152452347
Konosuba is set in a fantasy world with different laws so it doesn't matter. There is nothing wrong with a 16 and a 14 year old together.
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>>152447392
She was also the best part of Amanchu's Ending.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4jvkwd_amanchu-ending_fun
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>>152452063
And it's only three years apart. What's wrong with that, faggot?

When Kazuma's 21 she'll be 18. Dumb faggot. Stop being such a Megumin hater.
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>>152450874
These scenes make me want to befriend Yunyun and make dinner for Megumin
They deserve happiness
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>>152452439
Oh shit really?

Can you spoonfeed me anon I'm a lazy NEET who doesn't know how to research.

You're my only hope!
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>>152444941
>1462
>888
>96
>210
All versions
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>>152447682
Basically Kazuma is wishing YunYun was in their party instead of Megumin, thinking Yunyun would be a lot more useful, since she knows "other" magic and isn't a one pump chump.

However, he's just smart enough not to say that out loud, that said, Megumin "guesses" what he's thinking about when he asks her to learn other spells, so when he says she's prettier then Yunyun, Megumin gets pissed thinking "That's ALL I am over Yunyun?!!!!" in short she took it like the awkward backhanded compliment it was.
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>>152452546
that's like saying just cuz he's 13 and she's 10 it's ok and not weird.
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I want to marry, impregnate, and protect Yunyun! Not necessarily in that order.
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>>152452347
>>152452376
The retarded part is in many states that's still just a misdemeanor, since they're just three years apart.
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If Crimson Demons are supposed to have extremely high INT stats, why is Megumin a dumb chuuni?
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>>152452769
High INT =/= High WIS
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>>152452769
High INT also correlates with autism.
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>>152447423
That's pretty cool actually
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>>152452571
It will break 10k easy, might even cruise past 15k (first volume of season 1 topped out around 14.5k)
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>>152452769
>chuuni
>dumb
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>>152452793
Then why is this website full of idiots?
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>>152452769
Megumin is smart, but she's also a super competitive hothead. Chuuni is just the culture she was born into and she's been conditioned since birth to think that way.
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>>152452892
Correlation isn't the same as causation. Also, being intelligent doesn't stop one from being a hot-headed manchild.
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>>152447423
There are crimson demon dudes. Everyone will have black hair/red eyes and high INT but other than that it's all cultural.
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>>152452892
We're geniouses, normalfags just cant comprehend our great intellect.
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>yunyun birthday
JUST
U
A
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Everyone completely forgot about Darkness three minutes into the episode.
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I want to be friends with Yunyun and hang out! Twice a week at most
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>>152453067
And Aqua too, this was Megumemes Ep and it was great
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>>152453067
>>152453144
Vol.3 is a Darkness volume and Vol.4 is an Aqua one so we'll be getting a lot more of them this season while Megaman only has a few moments until Vol.5 which isn't getting adapted.
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>>152422336
In the land of big floppy titties, the flat-chested girl is king.

That is why Megumin wins.
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>>152453271
I'd Aqua and Lalatina years before Megumeme.
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God damnit I want to make Yunyun happy.
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>>152426868
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>>152451164
For me, it's the complete opposite.
OP1<OP2
ED1>ED2
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>>152453343
I don't know what they did but S2 Yunyun looks WAY better than OVA Yunyun.
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>season 2 QUALITY
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>>152453472
I honestly didn't think it could get worse and yet DEEN once again doing what they do best.
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>>152453530
Episode 2 got much better though
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>>152452116
Fuck off
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>>152452116
>cutting it close
>with fucking teenagers

Yeah faggot because juniors never date freshmen you enormous fucking virgin
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>>152453543
I noticed a shit ton of quality.
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>>152453343
Man, after reading explosion, I really want to give her a hug, Megumin is too mean to her.
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>>152453243
if we are lucky, we get a S3.
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>>152453472
back to your trumpet show kyoanus
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>>152453692
Then I guess I'm just not a clever man who enjoys the simple things
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>>152452371
>>152452439
Don't be dumb guys. It's only been two episodes, the preorder number could and will go down.

Stop being delusional.
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>>152453719
Yunyun needs tough love. She needs to learn to make friends and being kind to her wont help.
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>>152453792
Once the Darkness episodes start flowing in I predict less than a Fractale
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>>152447148
>Komekko is a miracle of nature.

She will be great one day

>tfw future sequel with focus on Komekko and her party
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>>152453106
She would be very grateful.
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>>152452347
dude you live a sad life if you get raped by a 4 year old
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>>152453837
She need to realise quality is better than quantity.
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>>152446554
>Megumin had friends

aside from YunYun and the author girl, the others were more YunYun's friends than Megumin.
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>>152452347
Statutory rape laws in America differ by state. They also tend to have a lot of exceptions if the parties are close in age because throwing horny teenagers in jail for having sex is an exercise in futility.
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>>152453343

She's probably one of those loner girls that willll stalk you if you get to know them and then threaten to kill themselves if you try to distance yourself from them
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>>152440429
Good Eris, it seems the axis cult INT debuff is real.
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>>152453792
Tell that to the others sites where it's dominating in the rankings.
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>>152435596
shippingfags will go crazy if they do.
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>>152454028
No anon, she's a normal girl raised in an environment where no one appreciates normal.

She'll be emotionally stable once you prove you aren't going to be a douche or run away.
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>>152453692
For me, the budget anime look coupled with the humor makes it even more endearing to me. It's like the effect South Park has.
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>>152452892
>Correlation does not imply causation
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>>152453837
>>152453983

What I will give for a Volumen, or half of it, were Kazuma changes party for whatever reason, this time with YunYun, Mitsurugi, Chris and maybe Iris.
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>>152454268
Man that sounds like extremely bad fanfiction
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>>152454268
>Katsuragi

Blegh. Fuck that chad.
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>>152454322
way better than shipping faggotry.
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>>152426471
nice reference
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>>152454478
Any good replacement for Darkness? he is the closest to knight we have seen so far.
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>>152454268
that's how he met Dust and Keith, he traded places with Dust and went on a quest with his party for a day
a shame they didn't include that in the anime, it was pretty good
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>>152454560
DUST
U
S
T
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Am I supposed to read the fanfic? I can't help but feel that the humor's been lost in the translation.
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How many volumes of the fanfic are in total and how many volumes of it are getting adapted?
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>>152454580
>Dust's real name is Rein Chelka

Man, the explosion spin off had tons of interesting hints/foreshadowing.
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When is Chris joining as a permanent party member, you will never be a full party without a rogue
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>>152454605
no
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>>152454690
Never you are gay
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>>152425511
hougan nage - crouching lick

Was google translate right here?
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>>152454619
I don't think any fanfics or spinoffs are getting adapted because we will be lucky if the entire primary series does

>>152454690
>implying scumzuma isn't the rogue
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>>152454619
Currently 10 total + 5 spinoffs (Megumin x4, Vanir x1)
Volumes 3 and 4 are getting adapted right now.
Volume 11 + 12 should be out this year.
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>>152454690
I think she does in the WN. Maybe latter on near the end.

She also occasionally adventures together with Darkness as shown in Explosion spinoff, so maybe we'll get to see that as a short story?
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>>152454690
Kazuma is the rogue.
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>>152454697
So just watch the show? I heard Kazuma becomes a merchant later on and makes lods of emone, but I wasn't sure how far away that was from being animated.
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>>152454770
just watch the show, read the LN if you must
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I am glad Aqua is getting jelly and rekt by Megumine
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>>152454741
Not him, but thanks for the info

I cant wait for vol 10 to be finished, just tell me, for the ones that have read it chapter by chapter, has Megumin and Kazuma relationship changed?
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>>152454793
Thanks for the tip
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>>152454804
Not really. Only a few lines address it. Darkness tries to rape Kazuma a few times this volume though. The biggest development in volume 10 is the glorious return of the truth bell
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>>152454804
A bit. Megumin relies on Kazuma more openly and occasionally flusters him by being honest with her feelings. Kazuma feels a bit more obligated to do nice things for her, even if he's tsundere about it. They still give each other tons of shit though.
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>>152447682
Not sure if it's the same principle, but a teacher I had told us when she was younger and screwed something up, her mother would just look at her and say "you're so pretty." It reached the point where the word pretty became an insult to her, because they were implying they didn't have much else going for them.
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>>152454950
>Darkness tries to rape Kazuma a few times this volume though.

THE DOUJINS WRITE THEMSELVES!
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>>152447148
I can't wait for Kazuma to destroy Arue's life work.
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>>152454804
Not much outside some awkward moments. Volume 10 is kind of a buffer volume, next one we're back to Crimson Demon hijinks
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If i fall in love with Megumin does that makes me a cuck?
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>>152454950
>Darkness tries to rape Kazuma a few times this volume though

What happen with her being the submissive and M? since when she is into femdom?
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>>152453792
Wasn't this what Kyoanus lickers were saying last year?
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>>152455036
welcome to konosuba
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>>152455112
they never learn.
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>>152455112
Flukes doesn't happened twice buddy.
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>>152455133
Man what I like of most of the translated doujins so far, is that they use actual shit from the LN instead of just lame event or excuse for sex, sadly one of the few exeptions is the one with Yunyun.
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>>152455160
Then I guess people spending money on good comedy over smooth animation isn't a fluke.
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>>152455160
I dunno anon, someone managed to give birth to your whore of a mother, and she somehow managed to give birth to you.
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So these rectangle icon really is the icon for Axis cult huh?

You gotta admit Aqua really is tasteful, when it comes to art.
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>>152447423
>>152447464
>>152447825
What /a/ would do with a chuuni kid? What would be more tolerable a chuuni girl or a chuuni boy?
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>>152455095
When a guy keeps blue-balling you, sometimes you have to take matters into your own hands.
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>>152452063
So? I'm in a much larger gap and it began when she was Megumin's age.
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>>152455225
well I'm a male so probably the female chuuni
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>>152455229
Too bad she's too much of a prude to use the succubus shop.
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>>152455196
still waiting for the diabeetus-inducing vanilla one with megameme
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test
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>>152452769
Because >>152452783

Crimson Demons are all smart in an academic sense, but their culture is all about being as chunni as possible so, for the most part, they are very lacking when it comes to common sense.
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>>152455198
Konosuba is a prime example that substance and is better than just a nice animation in the anime industry. these days that only moe shit and waifufaggotry is being animated.
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>>152455273
does she know it exist? I thought it was secret withing the MALE adventurers.

>>152455279
My brother from another mother.
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>>152455279
There are quite a bit already. Untranslated, but you aren't a EOP right
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>>152455349
I vaguely remember that a handful of the girls found out but Vanir protected the succubi. I'm not sure if Darkness was among them. But even if she did know she's still too devout a follower of Eris to go to them.
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>>152455279
here you go senpai
https://exhentai.org/g/1015559/6516c8da9e/
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>>152455466
>exhentai
>ever
in case you didn't know they added a whole bunch of hoops to getting access
people need to get into the habit of posting single spoilered panels so people can reverse image search them instead of exhentai which needs to die
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>>152455430
It is from the Vanir spin off? I havent read it yet.
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>>152455545
It's good. Especially the last chapter, and it's sort of relevant to the new Explosion spinoff as well.
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>>152455543
Anon, I hope you are ready for what you are about to cause.
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>>152455543
What hoops? A login for e-hentai?
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>>152430817
>>152432221

Die
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Is no fansub group going to pick this up?

It's the second episode and we're still stuck with nothing but Horriblesub's encode.
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Just got around to watching the second episode. Did the art/animation improve significantly or did I just lower my standards?
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>>152452347
Burger, this is a fantasy work of fiction.
And it is written by a Japanese author.
Your laws are stupid and irrelevant garbage.
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>>152455609
Good animation but standard direction on even episodes.
Goofy animation but better direction on odd episodes.
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>>152455609
I'm pretty sure the quality improved
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>>152455589
no you have to post on the forum, play their shitty ass game, and then wait for a week

this is recent as far as I can tell
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>>152455636
I read in a previous thread that the director who was doing the even episodes was new. How much truth is there to this statement?
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>>152455681
I didn't notice anything like that yesterday. Maybe I'm not looking up the right stuff to notice.
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>>152455430

It was Aqua that found out.
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>>152455762
its because you had an account before the changes
of course they don't tell you about this, this information is coming from new forumposters figuring stuff out on their own
there's no telling what new hoops they will ad next but it'd be nice if everyone dropped linking to exhentai and used literally any other source like hitomi la or nhentai which are basically the same thing
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>>152455799
of course she will ruin the good things.
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>>152455799
Nervous for the day that Eris meet him.
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>>152426868
I feel like Megumin is that one guy who specs for the long game. I hope by the en of the series she's like a 13 year old girl version of Micheal Bay.
Quick Casting Explosions in every space available.
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>>152455812
I'll keep that in mind for when I share porn with you guys.
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>>152455881
sadly, I doubt she will ever put point of her mana, since is not directly affection explosion, she only use her points to make explosion stronger, faster and with better range, the best we can hope it that she somehow manage to reduce the casting value A LOT.
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>>152455881
She already don't need to cast. Still have trouble regaining her mana though. Although I guess if push comes to shove, she could just use Aqua as infinite mana battery though.
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>>152455934
Trinity College's library is really fuckin awesome.
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>>152455955
the problem is getting Kazuma to be link withing Megumin and the living battery, specially since Wiz cant do it without dying.
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>>152455944
I think that, by later volumes, she's capable of not using all her mana, but she does anyways because it's more satisfying.
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I just had a mind blowing thought you guys,

Kazuma has super high luck right? Well in that case wouldn't it make sense that if he ever has sex with a condom off and doesn't want to impregnate someone then he would be able to alter the odds and never impregnate someone through his luckiness.
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“………Nope, all the Crimson Magic clansmen have the important job of monitoring the demon king’s castle. Furthermore, they’re an important emergency force for the capital in case anything goes wrong. It wouldn’t be right for them to come for something like this right?”


Based clan.
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>>152455881
Is explosion an instant cast now or she can cast it without speaking the words? I didn't understand that part real well in Vol 8 or whatever it was
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>>152456086
She's said that she'll never get to the point it doesn't expend all her mana because she keeps dumping points in explosion power which increases the cost.
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>>152456088
His luck doesn't always follow his intent. Plus, if Aqua happens to get anywhere near him during the act then her awful luck will fuck him over.
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>>152456088
>super high luck causes the seed to be super effective and create a god-tier child that goes on to make their parents richer by being a prodigy at something.
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>>152456135
>she keeps dumping points in explosion power which increases the cost.

Never fucking change megumin.
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>>152456135
I was thinking of them like metamagic feats in DnD that you can choose to apply or not.
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>>152456088
If I learned anything from luck-based heroes its that luck stats are instantly useless if they involve either avoiding a fight or having anything to do with women
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>>152455934
9/10 cigarette isn't lit
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>>152455543
>in case you didn't know
We would know because unlike you we didn't just arrive yesterday from fucking Reddit
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>>152456438
>reddit
>not /v/
/pol/ go home
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>>152456202
Might as well have one with Eris-Sama at that point.
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>>152456473
Don't browse /pol/ nice try, but speaking of /v/
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>>152456473
>reddit
>not /v/
>/pol/
>not /b/
9fag go home
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>>152456534
are you that one edgy fuck I've seen around here for the past year or so
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>>152456525
>implying Eris' luck will make her have child with Trashzuma

Kazuma's luck is not that great.
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>>152456108
She can cast without chanting. I'm not sure if that translates into instantaneous casting, but you can bet it is a lot faster than it used to be.
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>>152456565
how the fuck will a 9fag find this place?
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>>152456565
>implying /pol/ isn't the new /b/
t. /new/fag
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>>152424903
It looked a lot better than the first episode. The sequence with the exploding frogs was amazingly well animated, and the pacing was classic Konosuba. You're just shitposting for the sake of it.
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Wow you guys are more retarded than an axis cultist crimson demon.
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>>152456573
every time you see something posting under Anonymous, that was me
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>>152425511
Crimson Demon Leaders name

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMrWFD3LWYU&feature=youtu.be
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>>152456705
oh shit nigger
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>>152455196
well yunyun is bottom of the barrel girl
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>>152448697
And kazuma acting tsun and bullying her out of embarrasment
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>>152449012
It didn't make any sense to me either, I think it was just badly structured.
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>>152450874
Thought for sure the flower would wither. Sprouting legs and running away had me rolling.
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>>152455545
Tell me about Vanir, why does he wear the mask?
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>>152456667
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>>152456913
He IS the mask.
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Wouldn't Megumin get angry when Aqua called Kazuma a lolicon neet from bathing with her?
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>>152434067
You can get Yunyun instead.
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>>152456705
kek
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>>152456953
Jim Carrey?
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>>152456953
Is he part of the demon army? or just some magician that runs a brothel?
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>>152456981
Probably thinks the embarrasment he suffers is enough payment for allowing it.
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>>152456902
Same here. Even though I've already seen flying cabbages
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>>152457030

Spoiler incoming

Was a general of the demon army, that after getting killed once, by Kazuma's group, he revived because he had a spare mask, took the oportunity to leave the demon army and took over Wiz shop; since he is a high demon the succubus love him but he is not interested.
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>>152452347
Depends completely on the state.

>Texas
>if a young adult over the age of 17 has consensual sexual relations with someone under the age of 17, but at least 15 years old, with no more than a four-year age difference between the two, the new law will not require the older party to register as a sex offender

It's insane to think that there are actual situations where an 18 year old gets registered as a pedophile for having sex with a 17 year old in some states.

I remember a Dateline episose or something where this happened and both partners had consensual sex, both of their parents were okay with it, and the 18 year old still got put on the sex offender registry.
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>>152456981
God i fucking love Aqua
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>>152457105
Not the dullahan is he?
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>>152457121
The Sex Offender Registry is practically a joke.
A girl got put on it for taking a picture of herself naked, and sending it to her boyfriend.
She was charged with Production, Possession and Distribution of CP. And the BF (who was also her age) was charged with Possession.

Imagine telling the angry mob at your door that the reason you're on the sex offender registry is because your girlfriend from high-school sent you a picture of her boobs.
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>>152457130
>Aqua, I fucking love Aqua
?
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>>152457335
>She was charged with Production, Possession and Distribution of CP. And the BF (who was also her age) was charged with Possession.
No shit she got charged. She literally distributed images of a minor.

The real joke is how pissing in the bushes at a park at night gets you on the list.
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>>152457355
Gosh darn it I really love Aqua
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>>152452347
>americlap laws being relevant to a Japanese-written medieval fantasy series
wew lad
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Why the hell do people push "Fanfiction" for unofficial translations?
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>>152457355
She's a goddess, not a god.
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>>152457440
>The real joke is how pissing in the bushes at a park at night gets you on the list.

Almost happened to me. I contested ticket and showed up to the judge with a suit and tie and the officer who gave me the ticket never showed up so it was basically tossed out.
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>>152457121
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>>152422336
>best ed is back
Only when I heard the ed that it hit me how much I missed konosuba.
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>>152457515
What translation?
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>>152457515
Because it's a way of detecting newfags or secondaries like you.

>>152457610
Jesus fuck. You got fucking lucky.
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>>152457656
The Konosuba LN translations.
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>>152456705
smug ass nigger
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>>152457680
We don't have translations. We literally just stare at the spoilered light novel images and make a fanfic around it.
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>>152457515
YenPress go and stay go
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Kazuma sure looks weird grown up. I wonder what they were thinking with the time skip.
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>>152457736
>we don't have translations

Oh. You don't know about the translations.

Alright then.
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>>152457680
Huh? What was that? Is LN something you can eat?
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>CR uses lolicon multiple times in a scene and leaves lolimaniac alone
>and then translates loli-NEET as pedo-NEET
I don't understand
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>>152457515
To avoid DMCA issues.
Kadokawa started trying to shut down the translation, and at the time no one knew why, so they started calling it a fanfic to throw off copyright lawyers/bots.
Of course, then Yen Press actually announced their license for the book, so it's likely Kadokawa had been planning to release KonoSuba in the states for a while.
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>>152457778
There are no translations. They got DMCA'd a year or two back. Everything from Vol1 to 3 was lost. After that, a few anons that knew the story, but didn't know moonrune wrote the fanfic so everyone else could read it before the anime came out.
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>>152457793
Probably because "Loli-NEET" implies a NEET who IS a Loli?
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>>152457784
Try not to piss and poop in public like a uncivilized retard next time, pajeet.
In America, our toilets aren't cursed by witches.
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>>152457852
Not that anon, but where I live, they lock the public restrooms around 8PM. Otherwise, people try selling drugs in them, or the homeless try living there.
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>>152457852
>our toilets aren't cursed by witches
Not gonna fall for that one again witch.
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>>152457852
Yeah, finding a public bathroom open is so easy at 1am.
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>>152457515
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>>152457793
Mental conditioning
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can we trade aqua for yunyun please?
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>>152457842
But that's what they said anyway. If the Japs wanted it to be clear they could have used lolicon-NEET instead (which they didn't), I don't see why Americans are so special that they won't understand what's being said unless they translate one part and leave everything else as it is.
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>>152458098

Go home Yunyun
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>>152422336>>152458098
YunYun is not a percent smarter than Aqua though.
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>>152458100
Probably because in Japanese the connotation of the word is different.
This is the thing about language; words can mean slightly different things, and compound words that make sense in one language are gibberish in another.

Why bother reading subtitles at all, if you want them to use the exact Japanese word for everything? Nothing is lost if they decide to use "loli" here, or "pedo" there.
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>>152458179
But she's useful?
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>>152458223
More useful than someone who can resurrect you?
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>>152458184
In that case, they could have used pedophile instead of the multiple instances of lolicon to go even further into Commie territory.

It's not like anyone who's watching this is unaware of what loli and lolicon mean (I mean there's no way right) and I don't think it's possible at all to understand all the other mentions of loli but somehow not get the loliNEET part, even if you're missing 95% of your brain. I'll just blame this bizarre inconsistency on how bad CR has been recently while at the same thanking them for not going all the way.
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>>152448962
>>152452663

You guys parse stuff really weird. Kazuma knew what he was thinking of would not have been liked and he knew Megumin was getting suspicious so he said "I was just thinking that you were prettier than the other girl" as a deflection. It's obvious in his deadpan delivery. He wants to compliment her because he can't say what he is really thinking and he wants to deflect the conversation.
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>>152457688
>boom belt buckle
nice bakuretsu
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>>152458379
One of the best part of these threads is reading what people with poor social skills gleam from the character's interactions.
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Just add Yunyun to the party, heck ad Chris too. Kazuma had 2.2 Billion Eris right? And doesn't count the bounty from Wolbach I think, he can afford supporting two more girls.
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>from now on, every time I call someone out on saying that Megumin is a loli, they might say that I am Megumin
If I can't be the little Crimson Devil, this is the second best thing
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>>152458451
Kind of makes you realise how much they spell shit out in anime
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>>152458263
Definitely more useful than something that always bought misfortune and is walking bankruptcy, actually with Yunyun wouldn't even die in the first place.
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>>152425511
how is this supposed to have been translated from a fake writing system?
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>>152458521
>wanting to replace a healer with a DPS

Want to know how I know you are dumber than Aqua?
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>>152458572
Just like chug potions dude
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>>152458571
It's a substitution cipher of Latin letters.
Match each symbol to a letter, and there you go.
Season 1 also had them on the Adventurer cards, so fans have had plenty of time to decode them.
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>>152458610
Jeez not only are you dumb, you also doesn't have any business sense. Are you sure you aren't secretly an axis cultist?
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>>152458629
that's amazing attention to detail
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>>152458665
>QUALITY
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>NTR doujin where Megumin is slowly replaced by Yunyun in both the party and the bedroom
>ends with "My name is Yunyun! Future Village Chief! I am the number one crimson demon cuckqueen! I wield advanced magic and the loyalty of cuckslave and fiance, Kazuma Satou!
>announced naked with yunyun wearing nothing with a cape, Megumin's eyes go dead upon hearing the news and goes into the forest to cast explosion on herself
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>>152458665
A lot of anime do it, actually. Make up some elaborate runes, map them to some letter or kana, and just write Japanese/English with it. Occasionally even German.
Some of the designs are really interesting though.
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>>152458680
that's depressing
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>>152458680
>implying Yunyun could ever defeat Megumin even in the realms of doujins
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>>152458680
Does she take her friends as well?
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>>152458680
>cuck cuck cuck cuk
Get the fuck off this board, crossboarder. We don't need posters like you infecting the threads
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>>152458770
>I'm so new I don't know what NTR means
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>>152458789
I'm here since 2014 you're the only newfag here
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>>152458770
Yeah, yeah! You tell him!
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>>152458807
>2014
>not a newfag
Let's not play this game, since there will always be someone who's been here longer than you.
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>>152458789
Using a doujin idea with NTR just proves he has shit taste.

Using words like cuckqueen or cuckslave however exposes that poster as someone who shouldn't be here.

>>152458807
And this fag ain't me, for reference
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