it is safe to follow this loli inside the dark forest?
>>151866324
Yes just have some vegetable in your pocket in case she tries something funny l likehandholding
>>151866489
>vegetable
why?
>>151866324
hmm probably
if you see a van tho, leggit!
>>151866324
Is that Heineken? Get the fuck away from me.
>>151866324
What if the loli is just some kinda fleshy decoy for a monster?
>>151866541
Obviously because little kids hate vegetables
Look closely for warning signals in suspicious areas.
Hey guy's I just want you to know that a loli came up to me and asked if I wanted some beer from her van and i said yes and she had some real beer in there! It was "adult beverage" flavor and tasted like beer and also nothing bad happened and I also didn't even get kidnapped either! So if a loli asks you if you want some beer in her van please follow her! It's safe I promise and I am not a loli!
>>151866782
>suspicious
You loli niggas into noise rock?
thanks to the anon that made this yesterday
>>151866324
Is she drinking a bottle of Playstation?
>>151866324
Only if your thoughts are as pure as hers
>>151866582
Mayoiga
>>151867289
That's a small barbecue.
>>151867289
shit man, who is this dude? looks like a total bro to me
>>151866324
What is this even? Explain your shit
>>151867289
oh hey man, what're you doing here? need any help building that deck or fire pit?
>>151867289
Holy fuck make some room I'm going in.
>>151866324
I'm mildly surprised you didn't edit a nuclear physics textbook into the loli's hands.
>>151867289
The 3DS and Star Trek toy give away that it's really a child.
>>151866324
>>151869010
>Pray while shooting
>Do not be taken alive
>Will not stay dead
>Do not trust them
>Don't give up
>SYMBOLS COMPRIMISED
>>151869737
>>151869701
>>151869771
combo breaker
>>151867999
>small grill
>>151869819
dammit forgot pic
>>151867289
Buddy, you're grilling that ALL WRONG.
Move over, let me show you how make a steak without that garbage ketchup.
>>151869701
>>151869737
>>151869771
Damn...
>>151867289
CHARCOAL?!?!?!
>>151868377
But they taste like pee and nivea.
>>151869870
That was my first thought, but then I realized it was burgs and franks on the grill, so it's cool.
>>151868436
> a nuclear physics textbook
Honestly.
yes
>>151870561
>ketchup on hot dogs
You are not my niggah and are a swine.
I hope the lolis catch you.
>>151867289
nachos n' beer definitely makes me to come here
Can we please stop these threads? They are just the same joke repeated for 500 posts.
>>151869701
Artist?
>>151866597
That's my fetish!
Lolis tricking grown men with rock and beer is probably the best meme to come out of 2016.
Besides the mayogia threads
>>151874589
>>151874589
good thing I hate both so I don't have to worry about getting kidnapped raped by dangerous lolis
I don't like classic rock or beer. Will I ever attract a loli?
>>151867289
Yo bro! Can I get a dog? Huh, I gotta get in the car to get one? Sure dude whatever, that's cool. Say, what's with the rope? Oh we're doing some knot tricks? Awesome bro, here you can tie my up first! Wait... What's with the bag over my head? Oh it's a Houdini thing? Dude you're so fucking cool this is awesome. Oh shit, are you choking me? Hahaha bro I'll break out of this in a jiffy I-
>>151869008
Sharp eyes. You sound like one of those technology gentlemen, I heard so much about.
>>151866324
>Not Piper's at the Gates of Dawn.
No, I'll die from the plebbiness of this underling.
You preyed on lolis too much. It was inevitable the survivors would adapt.
>>151866324
>pink floyd album
No.
>>151876127
>Piper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXUa_oWiE6Q
Atom Heart Mother was better.
>>151866541
Because lolis are scared of vegetables
>>151877075
except Mushrooms
Does anyone know that doujin where a guy falls in love with a sick loli in a world where sick lolis always die, and in the end when she was supposed to die she just loses her sight?
>>151866324
Not if you value your virginity.
>YWN be hit in the chin with a lolirocket
Why haven't you killed yourself yet
>>151877147
Shiawase 1500, A country between parting clouds.
I think it was something like that.
>>151877256
>tfw no long-running battle shounen about cute lolis engaging in intense battles with other lolis and having aura clashes and saying "I guess I'll have to use that"
>>151877427
You're the best. Lolicon is such a hug tag to search, blind isn't relevant to it, and there really aren't any other useful tags to distinguish it from the other fucking 400 pages of loli
>>151869788
wow you should feel like a fucking faggot right now Kek
>>151877506
It's unfair, I want to see lolis locked in combat with each other
>>151877522
Damn, this was nice.
>>151877147
>>151877522
Great taste, I loved this one. I wish more of his stuff got translated.
This is a blatant misrepresentation of what most lolis are like. Very few lolis trick onii-chans into their vans with beer and clasic rock. #notalllolis.
What would you do in this situation?
>>151881122
I would have had my door locked and told her to go away
>>151881122
Explain to her that she is growing up and what her new feelings are.
>>151881122
Impregnate
>>151881122
T-This is the next and last page r-right?
>>151881827
>16.jpg
I don't think so buddy
>>151881827
You better give me that sauss right now or i'll cut your dick straight off anon.
>>151881122
Rub its tummy and see what happens.
>>151882252
The sauce is literally in the first image you retarded faggot
>>151882339
Oh FUCK I am NOT GOOGLING THAT SHIT.
>>151882396
I think you might have stumbled into the wrong thread, anon.
>>151866324
no anon don't do it
>>151882587
HEY
GET THAT LEWD SHIT OUT OF HERE
>this thread
Himeno Mikan where are you
It's been too long
I'm worried
>>151883036
dumb frogposter
>>151867289
>nachos
>grill
>Home Depot
>Chewbacca toy
>beer
>Bob Seger
God damn, maybe it's worth it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-uAg0LwLfk
>>151867289
>no anime figure
Step it up.
>>151883098
>>151882872
Himenololis a best lolis, also shotas too
I love this thread. First time I've laughed in weeks.
>>151883036
Lol dude but this meme is so funny like
>>151883273
Not a fan of shotas unless they're getting /ss/'d by busty, full bodies nee-chans, but lolis are always great. Himenololis are so cute
>>151883273
shotas can go fuck themselves
>>151883512
Maybe we should just fuck the shotas while the lolis laugh at the shotas for not being real men cause they're getting fucked in the ass.
https://exhentai.org/g/1014384/202df120db/
So she really delivered after that thread.
>>151866324
Can someone please shoop a carving of "don't follow the loli" on the tree please?
>>151867028
Reference.
>>151884090
That ass.
>>151883512
Shota are for loli
>>151866324
The police says:
Yes, it is safe! You can always trust girls with beer and rock CDs. But if you get a "strange vibe" don't hesitate and call the police.
>>151882396
I seriously hope you didn't put the chain of words "horny little sister" in the Google searcher.
>>151883512
dont be mean
who techloli/g/ here?
>>151870658
>muh SICP meme
Fucking newfags not recognizing the older memes.
"So that's why you killed Suzy?"
>>151883468
The thing I love about /ss/ is that it's an all-encompassing term, as long as it's straight. Nothing can compare to the purity of a shota and loli discovering love and lewdness together, it's /ss/ in it's purest form.
>>151883512
Nay anon, for it is you who truly should fuck thyself. You and your woefully undeveloped tastes.
>>151877506
>a show about cute lolis doing SoL things while going full shonen and defeated cartoonish pedophiles
I'd watch that
>>151888899
>implying it won't be better as Dads doing SoL things like grilling and building decks while occasionally switching to survival-horroresque loli invasions
What are you for 2D?
A hebe who likes little hips and tiny tits?
A pedo who likes tiny bodies that go straight up and down?
>>151887586
>working on a pc
>on the floor
>in socks and sweat pants
dis nigga deserves his bricks
>>151890027
>le electrostatic discharge meme
I bet you wear static straps too
>>151884663
>>151887922
Have a finally found fellows of the best taste? shotaxloli is perfection but sadly seems hard to find.
I lost one that was about a loli sleeping over a school friend's house or something and a boy she liked was there. Wish I could find it again on panda, I thought I had bookmarked it.
https://exhentai.org/g/825818/10ef3abb44/
https://exhentai.org/g/801399/fe1bee6e01/
https://exhentai.org/g/1013259/6fd5173f5e/
https://exhentai.org/g/646884/8a24cb9b00/
https://exhentai.org/g/600881/a352966aad/
https://exhentai.org/g/423638/ac6b8b0e09/
>>151891710
Mayogay
>>151866324
It's a trap, OP.
Does anyone have that image explaining how /a/'s full of little girls and has pic related as a part of it?
>>151892488
Here you go, /a/non.
>>151892527
Thank you very much.
>>151891107
i find shotas hot
i find lolis hot
but shota x loli does nothing for me
very weird
>>151892606
>t. raging cocksucking faggot homosexual
>>151892527
You are missing the part showing that the little girls have grown into hateful old hags.
no, my oneesan told me not to follow suspicious lolis
We need to molest the lolis before they molest us.
>>151867028
>Symbols have been comprised.
There is nothing more scarier than that shit.
Imagine you're in a dark ass facility and you rely on these fucking codes and symbols to help you. And then you come across this symbol. Just terrifying.
Resist the urge, anon!
>>151894265
Of what?
>>151867028
>>151896814moar?
>>151896870turn around
>>151889849
I would watch the fuck out of that. It'd be really tragic to watch a dad you like get taken by the loli van never to be seen again though. The poor man, all he wanted to do was enjoy a cold Corona while listening to some Skynyrd after working hard on that deck.
>>151891107
We might be a little too kindred, this one right here
https://exhentai.org/g/801399/fe1bee6e01/
just fapped to that one like six hours ago before bed, and that was purely by chance. Fairy fetish also does things for me, I blame Bravely Default.
Then of course you can never go wrong with Hirame,
https://exhentai.org/s/dc8b3f3605/775399-14
though the sex with Hoppo-chan was unfortunately a little bit short.
Then there's this one, which has almost everything in it a guy with this fetish could ever want
https://exhentai.org/g/537790/bfa43273f1/
Three different types of lolis to choose from (if you consider the onee-chan an oppai loli at least) some gentle femdom, lots of youthful affection, and of course cuter than hell. This artist has a lot of work like this but I think this one's my favorite.
>>151892606
Eh, hm. Yeah sorry pal, can't help you out on that one.
It's done, here it is. Thanks to >>151822554 for proofreading. I hope the anon that requested see this.
https://www.mediafire.com/?elprdlyc9e5zw0z
>>151869008
>Star trek toy
>>151897420
Oh baby. Thank you so much once again.
>>151897420
Thanks, little lolis are a nice change of pace sometimes.
>>151897298
That last one really is great
>lots of youthful affection, and of course cuter than hell
Agreed thanks anon. Lets hope more good things come our way.
>>151897420
>>151866541
You don't seem to have a dirty enough mind anyway, lol!
>>151898216
Is there a template for higher res ohayous like yours? Never seen better than pic related
You can always trust a loli.
>>151866324
But I'm about to fuck this slut...
>>151869701
>>151869737
>>151869771
Thanks for making it unsearchable senpai!
>>151900498
You're the best, senpai.
>>151867289
Now that's a stand up guy right there if I've ever seen one, I want to go fishing with him so badly.
>>151897420
>toddlercon
Fuck yes
>>151867028
>idols loli
>>151903883
delete
>>151903883
Get back in your board Mediko.
I went to play wii with my loli and she started doing this.
How do I get her back in working order?
>>151905234
Look for the reset button, should be somewhere inside
>>151866541
little kids hate the vegetal stupid
>>151905234
She's horny.
>>151905735
I thought they haet pizza, too. But be careful, there are always exceptions.
>>151896814
I'll never get tired of this gif.
>>151897420
reminder that everything younger than 8 is not for sexual and it is degenerate to sexualize it.
is loli a meme now
>>151866324
>following a loli into a secluded location
You fool, that's how they get you along for feeding time.
Loli are for war
>>151866976
Seems legit.
>>151910660
where do I sign up to be their comfort meat dildo?
loliraptors are scary
>>151910641
Google, iqdb, saucenao, and tineye have failed me
I know I won't get a name but just throw me something like an artist name at least please
>>151911411PZDis the name.
>>151911411
>>151911476
I meanPVD (Pink-Violet-Disaster).
>>151911476
>>151911552
Thank you for both the name and the correction
Might have gotten lost in the wrong rabbit there
>>151867028
>tfw not even into loli, but want to read a survival horror story of a guy fleeing from lolis because of this picture
>>151867028
The you are being watched symbol would scares me to death.
I hope I never see it in my life.
>>151894158
>lolis learn the symbols have been compromised symbol
>leave that symbol, causing you to ignore all of the advice of your allies
Confess your loli sins, child.
>>151912421
Is it a sin that the girl in your pic makes me hard?
>>151912421
I like cowtits on grown, adult women
My dick feels nothing for anyone below the age of 20
>>151912421
I once thought a 3D loli was cute. I'm sorry, anons i have failed you. I would have even given her a headpat.
>>151912501
>>151912501
No
>>151912582
>>151912586
You both are heretics and there is no hope for you
>>151912421
I used to give headpats for free.
>>151912648
I'm sorry anon. What can i do to make it up to lolis?
>>151912648
THEN WHY WOULD YOU HAVE ME CONFESS MY LOLI SINS YOU DECEITFUL BASTARD
GODDAMNIT I HATE YOU YOU FAKE LOLI PRIEST
>>151912582
it doesnt matter how your dick feels about loli
what matters is your heart
>>151910932
Right here on /a/
If you haven't been selected by a loli yet, chances are you won't ever be.
>>151912730
>it doesn't matter how your dick feels
Hey you son of a bitch, my dick has a god given right to what it feels and I won't have some random bitch on the internet try to deny my dick that.
Fuck, it's crying now. I hope you're fucking happy you cruel little shit.
>>151912730
That is a bat, not a loli.
>>151912421
Is asking for source on that manga a sin?
Because if it is I'm committing a sin.
>>151912910
So, then what's a bat with fake wings?
>>151912421
I like lolisno matter the dimension.
>>151913062
Damn anon, so you're into that 1D shit huh?
Kinky stuff you're into
>>151913062
You are not alone anon, I understand he temptation that 4D lolis are.
>>151913132
I bet this really butters his crumpets
>>151913259
Imagine that there are 4D lolis but we just cant see them
>>151913331
>you are inside a 4D loli right now but you don't notice it
Hot.
>>151913331
>there could be a 4D loli inside of you right now and you don't even know it
how is techloli/g/ so advanced
>>151913331
>4D lolis that crave 3D dicks but can't do anything about it other than watch you jerk off every single time that you do
Being 4D loli is suffering
Ugly Ugly
>>151913265
>her
That's a trap, anon
>>151913265
No, this is more what I like. Just ook at those girls, they are beautiful.
>>151912871
He's saying you can love lolis without your dick loving lolis, not that both can't be true.
>>151913265
>>151913578
>solid colored
You don't understand what 1D is.
>>151913578
Too long. Short is justice.
>>151913695
Show me your 1D loli then nerd.
I NEED an anime with cute rank firing British lolis. Loli engineers, loli Admirals, an entire Victorian civilisation based somehow entirely on Loli's (How do they reproduce? I guess from the cabbage patch?)
>>151913655
Regardless of his intent, he still insulted my dick and made it sad.
The only way my dick will forgive him is if he were to give it a long hug with his hand and accept all of it's tears.
>>151871159
>not putting ketchup on hot dogs
>wishing such ill fortune on another red blooded meat eating human bean
What is wrong with you?
>>151912618
Is it a sin to get hard from those girls?
>>151912618
Is it a sin to think those girls are too old and should fuck off?
>>151913811
>puts ketchup on hot dogs
Fucking lolis posting trying to corrupt us. Men know to keep that sugar paste away from meat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5JIpT4GkyM
>>151913772
I would watch that. It sound like paradise.
>>151897420
What will you be working on next?
>>151914149
>I would watch that. It sound like paradise.
But anon you wouldn't be allowed in the civilisation. Maybe if you provided them a great service or aid.... but you'd be a second class citizen in Loli apartheid.
>>151913973
>prayboy
>nun on the cover
Holy fuck I'm dying
>>151914188
>a great service or aid
>How do they reproduce?
I have an idea.
>>151914318
Anon the population of London alone during this period was nearing to a million by the end of the 19th century, and processes for artificial insemination did not exist...
Don't fall into their trap, anon. It's not worth the suffering
>>151913503
Is this some modded gal gun map?
>>151913695
She's in silhouette obviously
>>151887922
I
FUCKING
KNOW
It's basically the best thing ever.
>>151914937
Right? Nothing this perfect can possibly be a bad thing, though long ago there was some doubt in my mind. Good ol' Zankuro dispelled those thoughts for good, you show me a man who doesn't become instantly erect from Variant Purification and I'll show him a fucking Viagra prescription.
And just out of curiosity, that cropped image of yours, who's the artist? I just need a name and I can do the rest.
>>151877256
Full list and Suplex.
uh guys, there is someone at my window..
When will the loli try and tempt me not with Pink Floyd and beer, but Death Grips and and some cannabis?
>>151915928
It's a fairy, let it in
>>151915928
Don't make eye contact. Don't respond to it. And whatever you do, don't open that window.
>>151915919
I want to be suplexed by a loli
>>151915939
I doubt it. Wait a couple of decades.
>>151916014
wait a second, I have followed the advice of this anon >>151915966
now she is inside, what do i do??
>>151916078
There is nothing you can do now, it's too late for you.
>>151916102
what are you talking about? she is looking good to me, i offered her some cookies and now she is eating on the couch
>>151913265
MODS JESUS CHRIST DO YOUR JOB
>>151915928
Hide. That's all you can do against monsters like this
>>151916161
>>151916078
BURN YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW AND RUN IDIOT
It might not be to late.
>>151916161
You fool! Offer her vegetables or tickle her tummypussy. It's the only thing that will stop her
>>151916161
You don't understand, you've already been taken.
>>151916174
>doujin
>>151916078
if it's just one loli, you can probably defend yourself if you have a pizza or any vegetables
if there's two or three, try to splash milk on them. lolis hate milk it makes them grow up
if there's more than three the only advice I can give is not to be taken alive
>>151916161
DO NOT let her pull her security buzzer, she will call over every loli in a radius of several miles and they will force you to pat their heads and cuddle with them
>>151916306
These monsters must be stopped
>>151916306
>>151916218
>>151916183
calm down guys, everything is under control
in fact, she is with me at my pc reading this thread
>>151916237
>implying it was anon who posted that message
>inb4 "nothing happened guys you should let your fairies in too!"
>>151916355
He's a goner
>>151916355
WHY ARE YOU SHOWING IT OUR THREAD
YOU HAVE COMPROMISED US ALL
SHOOT IT, BURN IT, KILL IT RIGHT NOW, I'M NOT GOING THROUGH THAT HELL AGAIN
>>151876127
>>151876930
>Not Meddle
>>151916379
>>151916355
Kiss her.
>>151881122JoJo Reference?
>>151916379
>>151916470
>>151916526
she is reading this thread but she dosen't look happy at all, now she is calling someone on her phone
i really need to go to the bathroom, don't post anything lewd in the meantime, she will wait me her at the pc
>>151916588
quick, post things lolis haet so she'll leave
>>151916588
Hey loli, why don't you like lewd things?
>>151916588
Take this stupid loli!
>>151916673
That's a pizza, not a loli.Punctuation really does make a difference, you know.
>>151916610
>>151916660
>>151916673
tee hee
we
are
coming
for
you
:3
>>151916725
>>151916750
Shut up loli, you will never find me.
>free beer
>rock music
Why do you guys think lolis are evil again?
>>151916379
Ogu is an example to be followed.
im back guys, sorry to keep you waiting
the loli disappeared, i can't find her anywhere
>>151916750
I sure hope so. I'm waiting to do lewd things to you.
>>151869008
they can't help it.
>>151916750
Well it was a pleasure posting with you gentlemen but I will be taking the freedom awarded to every man so I won't have to experience such horror
I recommend you all do the same
>151916779
Does loli yuri attract or repel lolis?
>>151916830
RUN YOU FOOL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE BEFORE SHE BRINGS MORE
LOLIS ALWAYS HUNT IN PACKS AND THAT WAS JUST A SCOUT
RUN DAMN YOU
>>151916830
Goodbye, anon.
>>151916980
>>151917081
i really don't get it what you guys are talking about
anyway, i found the loli, she was hidden inside my wardrobe and she was calling someone on her cellphone
the last words I heard before i found her were "they know, start the project gigaloli"
you know what she was talking about?
now she is on my laps, giggling while reading this thread
>>151917194
>project gigaloli
What have you done
It's over
You've doomed mankind to an eon of darkness
What have you done
Hey guys, not that anon, but I suddenly heard shots on my roommate's room. Found this two symbols along with this thread open.
Any idea what he meant?
Also, he shouted something like "I knew it" before shooting started.
>>151917387
>>151917194
W-what is happening here?
I-I am scarred.
Good luck anons I'm outta here
>>151917387
Is there gun still there?
As long as it still has at least one round, use it.
Escape while you can.
>>151917524
Oh god, they got him. We could do nothing.
>>151917387
Run, right now, before it is to late.
>>151917524
He is okay, r-right?
>>151917533
Yeah, it is here. However, I also found this in his bed.
>>151917751
All the more reason to use the gun then.
Take your life before they can take it from you.
>>151917295
>>151917463
after talking with the loli, i think she trust me more now, she agreed to show me what is this elusive "Project GigaLoli"
she will escort me in what they call "European Super Secret Lolis Base"(that cute and funny name, it isn't?)
wait for me to post again with some news, i will do it with my cell of course
>>151917823
If I go down, I will not do it without a fight. What are their weaknesses?
>>151867028
>monster loli
>get out fast
>stay quiet
DO NOT OPEN!
>>151917833
Be sure to post the geographical coordinates to this place
There may yet be a chance to stop the lolipocalypse from happening
>>151917937
That's why I'm telling you to do it.
They have no weaknesses.
Many say things like headpats or green peppers but that is all just lies perpetuated by the LSDF. Once they set their sights on their target, they will get it without fail.
Kill yourself before it's too late!
>>151917937
Lewdness. Lolis can't stand lewd things. Touch their butts and their cunnies. Pull out your dick and go to town on them it's your only defense.
>>151918083
>>151918193
I will try lewd things. If I don't come back, it means it didn't work, so please remember that for the future.
>>151918215
Shit, another one down. How do we stop them?
>>151918215
>That was when we realized it - way too late - they had learned to hunt in packs...
>>151918318
I ALREADY KNOW IT WON'T WORK
WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE JUST LISTENED
YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD
>>151918215
Things like this terrify me. Before you have time to think, you already have three lolis pointing you with a gun.
>>151903390
source ?
>>151918215
this manga is too cute
i had to stop before i died
>>151917833
I arrived at the destination, I'm sorry but for the whole trip I was blindfolded, so I have no idea where i am.
Here there are a lot of lolis, the funny thing is that I call me "freshblud" or something that sounds like that, what a strange and funny nickname that they gave me.
all lolis here seem busy, I think they're building something, I see blue projects and machinery everywhere. They forced me not to take pictures so I can not document, in detail, all I see.
The original loli, the one that enter in my house, seems to hold off all other lolis trying to get close to me, looks like an important loli to me.
I saw some other men around but they were always surrounded by many lolis, I was not able to talk to any adult like me to ask if they knew something.
Now I am following the original Loli, she wants to show me their internet cyber defense department, it seems fun
>>151918989
JUST POST WHERE IT'S AT
GO TO THE BATHROOM, OPEN GOOGLE MAPS, GET THE COORDINATES, AND POST THAT SHIT BEFORE THEY COMPLETE THE BRAINWASHING DAMNIT
>>151918818
It's the cutest. I really want an anime, but I know there isn't enough source material to support it.
>>151919176
sorry anon, but I cant get away from the original Loli, she told me that it would be extremely dangerous (I didn't understand why, what should I fear?)
I think we're undergroundm i am now in a very large room with no windows full of lolis working on pc, in some screen I saw some open 4chan threads and even seemed to be posting something. Also I think I have seen some loli lurking what appeared to be this thread but I'm not sure about that
Now the original loli has told me he wants me to see the "Special Loli Recreation Room," she says there are other adults like me in there
>>151919481
It's too late for you
May god have mercy on your soul
Lolis are harmless, stop falling for cake propaganda
>>151919481
RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY
>>151919216
>lolis literally anouncing their objective to the world
>no one does shit about it
We searched it ourselves. If they win, it is our fault.
>>151915718
I'll do you one better buddy, in exchange for the lateness and because you're a man who can appreciate these things.
https://exhentai.org/g/625688/dc091f7eea/
>>151920057
Why are they laughing
>>151920880
They know they have won.
>>151919216
>>151918215
I love this cute shit. Updates when?
Hey mister. Psst, down here.
>>151921291
>>151921291
DELETE THIS
HITOHA IS PURE
>>151898192
Let us hope. Though I don't think we have too much to worry about, there's quite a bit of it if you know what you're looking for and I see no noticeable decrease of it anytime soon. As long as young love exists so shall our fetish.
>>151920348
Well, thank you mighty kind for making it easy. I thought I recognized that guy, he did a couple Mega Man doujins a while back. Not bad stuff, though I always did prefer Battle Network to Star Force.
>>151921291
>Hey Sensei, wanna play Gachi Rangers?
>>151921291
Oh, Are you alright, miss? You look stuck. Here, take my hand.
>>151866324
yottsun made this show
>>151921291
Hitoha, go back to Yabe's apartment already, Nipples is waiting
>>151921388
>HITOHA IS A PURE SLUT
FTFY
>>151921503
ANON NO
>>151921615
HITOHA IS PURE, YOU FUCKING CUT THAT OUT
>>151921405
>there's quite a bit of it if you know what you're looking for
What tags do you search to find it?
>>151866324
Does shedrive?
>>151921291
This is getting spooky so I'm leaving.
>>151921405
I only just found out about him and by god the only reason I'm posting now is that I physically can't do any more of this stuff. I don't know how he captures the first cautious steps into sexuality so well.
Between the one I linked and the one >>151891107 posted I think I've caused irreparable damage to my body.
I also recommend this if you don't mind a little bit ofincest
https://exhentai.org/g/770240/fefbace073/
>>151922012
I'm not going to lie, the title terrified me for a moment. Then it started, and I realized I didn't want Father/Daughter and Mom/Son, and by the end it all worked out, with the proper pairings sorting themselves out.
Not a bad story
>>151897420
Not up on panda?
>>151922012
>https://exhentai.org/g/770240/fefbace073/
Brother/sister, childhood friends, all that stuff is grade A material. Innocent budding relationships are the best.
>>151922350
Benantoka is a god
>>151922076
>>151922252
Never have I met people who maintain the same sentiment that I do. What about if we dip a little lower into the age range? What are our thoughts on Hoshino Fuuta?
His classic: https://exhentai.org/g/840842/d5f3db083f/
and my personal favourite: https://exhentai.org/g/464934/728e64c2ce/
>>151922350
>latest chapter still untranslated
our gods have forsaken us
>>151922404
That little cunt brought it down on herself. She deserved what she got
>>151916781
You fool, that's a fruit not a veggie.
>>151922424
I'm glad there are others out there who appreciate such things.
>https://exhentai.org/g/464934/728e64c2ce/ Nothing wrong with something like this. It's less about the age and more about the innocence I think of discovering their love for each other for the first time.
>>151921674
But she's the canon lewdest Mistudomoe, who's always reading porn and whose cheeks are famous for being as soft as her lolibutt.
ITS UP
>>151922652
The Mitsudomoe's are not to be sexualized
>>151922755
Are we even mad at this point? Does anyone care?
>>151922782
You mean the fucking lack of updates?
>>151890027
Agreed. He should be wearing a schoolgirl outfit.
>>151921691
Usually just 'shotacon' 'lolicon' '-yaoi' does the trick for doujins, and gelbooru has a straight_shota tag that combines with 'loli' for fantastic results. There also a number of artists famous for having a lot of stuff like that, pretty much everything by Murian is along those lines, Rustle's done a couple god-tier ones that are ridiculously heartwarming, and of course the aforementioned and always relevant Zankuro fucking loves his shotas almost as thick as his lolis.
There's plenty of it out there man, though if it's all ground you've already covered then sorry for getting your hopes up.
>>151922012
Mind it? Pal, that's a bonus. Though it is erotic for different reasons than your typical young childhood friends getting lewd kind of setup. That guy dumping all that porn back there, I think he's trying to kill us all because I couldn't even make it past the first one this morning. Those kids on the train, man I had to stop fapping for a second and just admire how sweet that kiss was. The kissing is always my favorite part.
Hey there fellow adult!
Could you help me carry some boxes from that truck?
I'll give you 5 bucks and a beer!
>>151892527
>streaming is not on dislike side
>>151922844
yes
>>151922962
>I own a Prius
Complete COINCIDENCE
>>151870054
Sorry, shug.
>>151922599
shit fucked up my quote
>>151923028
You look a little short for a shuttle driver.
>>151922962
>The only defense against a loli army is to hide in the upper kitchen shelf
>>151922931
>>151922912
>>151922599
I wasn't aware this was such a popular fetish, one would have to think otherwise from the scarcity. Are we sure there aren't any communities dedicated to such delicacies?
Just to keep the thread going: https://exhentai.org/g/911350/b37bcfa862/
I've lost a lot of protein to this one.
>>151923267
>any communities dedicated to such delicacies?
I really wish. It's either ss, shota, or loli and not one solely dedicated to us. There should be if there isnt.
>>151923446
I think it first needs some kind of name since it's a little unwieldy saying "lolixshota" or "ss loli -yaoi" Puppy love seems fitting although I'm not sure if it will catch on.
I guess we'll have to deal with being the unlucky inbetweeners.
While it's quickly escaping the typical age range, I found this shorty by the ss master Abubu to be just fine https://exhentai.org/g/809298/bae2ab0241/
Shotaxloli might want to consider playing games by Sakuragi Shoukai. They have some considerably good animated /ss/ scenes. This scene from their latest game drained me dry:
https://exhentai.org/s/a09bea59f9/1004516-18
Loli misunderstands the innuendos of a h-doujin she finds of her favorite superheroes and goes on a quest to suck evil from dicks. Her first time is with a shota after he persuades her to try some of the stuff in the doujin. She doesn't really have a clue about what she's doing with him, but she gets really into it while still thinking she's being a superhero.
>>151923729
who is this cummie mummy?
>>151923686
I thought there was a name for it already but can't remember it at the moment. Want to say it was hebe or love in it or something
>>151924095
ってーなんでですかぁ~
>>151924208
>>151923729
>>151922912
>>151922599
Holy shit, how could I forget the master of the art. It's even getting an adaptation this year supposedly http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/tsugumomo-r4271
It's technically SFW but by god his pixiv takes it to a new level: http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=2675549
Like, holy shit, is this even legal? This is the clothed version of this pic too.Repost because I'm not taking chances
>>151924889
it might not be a shota on loli one, but do you know the one where there is a semen demon lord or something trapped in some guy's balls and he can't come for a certain period of time while he has a loli demon he falls in love with?
>>151924949
I have no idea but it sounds hot as hell, let me see if I can hunt it down.
>>151924949
>a semen demon lord or something trapped in some guy's balls
Ore tama or My Balls
>>151924949
Quick search finds nothing, maybe this will tide you over? https://exhentai.org/g/685024/874482d5c7/
>>151924983
Are you serious, you've never read My Balls? It's a total classic.
>>151925132
>>151925235
>Searching "Ore Tama English" on EX didn't bring up what I was looking for, but it did bring up that series of Oreimo NTR doujins
God, I just want those memories to be gone from my head
>>151923729
These guys make the best animations but some of their best are not on pixiv. Also have an issue where the animations load forever on pixiv and never play when they used to work fine.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=515040
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=685548
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=492048
>>151925324
IIRC It's licensed.
Try using other site.
>>151925132
that's the one thanks. that was a great read.
>>151925179
pretty good man. here's a demon loli but no shota sadly.
https://exhentai.org/g/752352/0bbef5a393/
>>151925529
>>151925324
I remember reading it way back in the day on Aerisdies. Now that brings back memories.
>>151925688
Stop. I remember busting nuts to this gallery when I was still a shota.I remember it being bigger, have they deleted some of the images?
>>151914149
One anon voted for this so this is my next one.
>>151922096
It'll be up on panda when someone upload it to panda.
>>151922984
>>151925979
c-could do the BeNantoka one?
>>151925457
Zankuro and Ekikon Kenkyuukai are worth mentioning as well.
>>151916017
>wait a couple of decades
>lolis will grow up to be thirsty christmas cakes
I'M WAITING
I AM WAITING
>>151925979
I'll proofread if you need one and the thread is still up.
>>151914188
>Loli nobility opressing the second class through systematic force patting, hugging, and treats giving
Sound wonderful.
>>151926034
Which one?
>>151926233
Thank you very much. I'll hurry up and get a translation out.
>>151924889
Of course it is legal, it's 2D. Unless you're in a terrible part of the world.
>>151926515
More specifically I was worried about it being illegal in japan to make such lewd creations.
>>151926560
Given the amount of lewd loli content Japan has blessed us with, I don't think so. The only thing that can get you in trouble over there regarding 2D porn is lack of censoring, it seems, and maybe some copyright fuckery as well if the owner of an IP decides to be different from everyone else.
>>151926638
Given that the guy making those specific sets is the sole owner of the intellectual propertynot any morehe should be fine as far as copyright goes
What really surprises me is what passes for "censorship" in his work. take a look for yourself in the previous links and tell me that shit is censored.
>>151869737
i want todo amazing thingswith this part of her body
>>151915928
It just wants to exchange pritickets. Don't worry anon, we both know we have ones, your secret is safe with me.
>>151926958
Why is belly so sexy?
>>151927128
>>151926880
One tiny black strip or mosaic glob is fine.
>>151926958
such as?
>>151867289
There's a Home Depot 30 minutes away from me. Will I find really find a loli like this in the car parking lot?
Has Stalker done the newest l@li chapter yet?
>>151927944
It's been done since Monday. Didn't dump it on /a/ since there's no IM@S thread.
>>151928042
Get a Twitter or a site. You're constant enough to warrant one
>>151928088
I'd like to think they are off panel
>>151867289
I bet all of that food is un-seasoned, this van clearly is not for me
Any good loli this season?
>>151928042
Then just make a thread.
https://exhentai.org/g/1014950/76a5ac6c2c/
Didn't know there was a new tank by him out, nice.
>>151928697
>toddlercon, urethra insertion
>>151928108
A site might work, though I already upload it to /@/ aswell.
>>151928626
I don't think there's enough people reading U149 to warrant a thread.
>>151911782
That sounds like a good manga idea
>>151928779
Just look at what goes through that artist's mind: >>151916379
He's a man of taste, who's honest to himself. Everyone should strive to be like him.
>>151928791
I actually have something Idolmaster related to dump to get a QC, so if you make one that can serve as a catchall thread. I'm just about done with it.
>>151928874
>>151928902
Alright, I'll make a thread. Where are all the Rin posters when you need them.
>>151897420
Ah yes it's this one.
http://takaji.sakura.ne.jp/0505/top.html
>>151928972
He is one of us
>>151929272
>It's a real website
Holy shit. This is amazing.
>>151929272
c-cute!
>>151925324
>Searching "Ore Tama English" on EX didn't bring up what I was looking for
>tfw you notice that a bunch of your favorite doujins/manga are no longer on Ex
>MFW
>>151930360
was Ore Tama ever on sadpanda? It's just a really ecchi manga, I wouldn't even think to look there
>>151897420
how the fuck do you even read that title? I get the first part is like a pun on kindergartener but the last part is just gibberish
>>151930772
You mean this page? I have no idea, that's why I left it untranslated.
>>151930623
I wasn't talking specifically about that one manga, as much as the pain of Ex removing shit.
>>151930834
It's driving me nuts since I transcribe all the titles for the doujin and manga I save into romaji, but I hate it when authors do this shit with made up kanji compounds cause it's impossible to figure out.
>>151926233
Sorry it took so long, here's the script. I don't know how to type like a drunk person and I don't want to get drunk so early for it. I also need to learn some alternative words for pussy.
http://pastebin.com/npWxxX0E
>>151930869
I know what you mean, I spent an hour trying to understand the sentence to no avail.
can someone post that free beer+rock music loli story?
>>151932992
*Ahem*
Hello fellow sir, you look like a man who enjoys some rock music and cool beer. I have some CD"s from cool rock bands like Pink Floyd and rush!
You can even listen to it drinking some smooth tasting beer like PBR and Sinkhole stout.
>>151932992
>There was no rock
>>151932992
>>151933277
There's also this one.
>>151933496
>>151933167
Man there's just no way I'm not falling for this.
>>151932846
>29. I see... it seems
>32. ...and that means you opened the box
44. could be worded differently maybe something like "I was sealed away for reasons beyond your understanding"
>65. Human Males would naturally wish for sex, Right?
>68. No need to be so embarrassed, my friend.
>85. My hands are well-known for their sliminess
>133. Fu...fufu... such a healthy friend...
>233. As long as I live I won't let you feel lonely...!!
>237. Keep ravaging me until I'm fuuullll(heart)
Sorry I'm late, here's all the things I saw, it's my first time doing something like this so there may be some mistakes. This was kinda fun even so.
>>151933865
Thank you very much.
>>151934034
It was my pleasure, you looking for a long term proofer or is this more of a one off instance?
>>151934140
I don't know how often I would translate these doujins but a long term one would be nice.
>>151934313
Send me an email if you want to trade info [email protected]
>>151933496
>Read it in Shake's voice before even seeing reactions
>>151928108
Get a blog. You can post both U149 and translated doujins there.
>>151896886
>>151934313
It's a temporary email, so I'll need some kind of email in exchange.
>>151934659
I don't think you can post loli doujins on blog, then again, I don't know how blogs work.
>>151935166
My mistake. Here's my email: [email protected]
Where is the best place to kiss a loli?
>>151935378
On a boat.
>>151924889
Hey here is brand new picture of obi
>>151936338
Is that from his stream? Thanks a bunch anyways, always love to see more obi.
>>151936521
who is this cutie that you edited something to?
>>151936521
this anon posted her story earlier >>151891107
https://exhentai.org/g/825818/10ef3abb44/
I just scribbled out some word bubbles to make the image a little more appropriate.
>>151936338Isn't she dead?
>>151935378
Your wedding.
holy fuck why is this shit thread still alive?
>>151938301
Love anon, the answer is love.
>>151938359
But touhou lolis are maneaters.
>>151938524
It is okay, they are cute.
>>151938524
I would love to be eaten by a touhou loli.
>>151938524
Suika don't eat human.
>>151938915
>>151937972
Not in your heart (or dick).
>>151936521
Yeah, that's right now
>>151926233
Chicken-chan is the best pokeloli.
>Hey Mister, do you want to see a magic trick?
>>151937972
Stupid anon. You can't kill something that never existed!
>>151940706
NANI?
>>151940706
EHHHHHHHHH
>>151914711
No, it's Custom Maid 3D 2.
>>151938524
Watch out boy, they'll chew you up.
>>151945211
Stupid frog poster. We are all lolis on /a/
>>151945211
>not being a loli
Dumb frogposter.
>>151945307
>>151945785
Not him, but inserting as the shota is better.
>you will never be a cute shota getting tenderly fucked by your same age imouto or onee-san
>>151945913
Why would you want to be fucked by your onee-san?
>>151946888
Why would you not want to be fucked by your onee-san?
>>151922782
Yes.
Maybe you can summon Yosh.
>>151947324
Cause I would rather fuck my Imouto.
>>151866324
No, she'll bite you
>>151950239
where?
How do you get a loli girlfriend?
>>151897420
This is amazing. I love this artist.
>>151940706
>>151881827
its their mom sazae-san
>>151951452
Your nape and earlobes.
>>151954081
Open a portal to gensokyo, there are many lolis there who would be happy to be your girl friend.
>we could have seen her drink puke
damn
>>151874589
Lurk two years before posting
>>151922782
(´・ω・`)
>>151916779
Source?
>>151957401
Office Lolita
what happend to the anon that was taken to the loli secret base?
>>151957916
Thank you kind Anon.
>>151922782
Here's an update. (Reposted due to error.)
[10:28:15] <~Yosh> Anon2 Anon4 progress report?
[10:28:36] <~Yosh> last I heard from you guys, you said you would be done around now ヾ(◡o)ノ
[10:29:07] <@Anon4> still working, it's saturday morning
[10:30:05] <@Anon2> Well, I kinda overestimated the amount of time I could work on this
[10:30:26] <~Yosh> Anon1: lel
[10:30:32] <~Yosh> Anon1: so goes autism
[10:30:36] <@Anon2> I still have 5 pages left to do
[10:30:54] <~Yosh> well, it's all fine I guess. Just wanted to know how progress is.
[10:31:00] <@Anon2> More like so goes my little brother, I can't exactly work
[10:31:38] <@Anon2> *I can't exactly work while my little brother is around
[10:32:32] <~Yosh> ah
[10:32:48] <~Yosh> ______ would sympathize with you. I also have a roommate most of the time.
[10:33:00] <~Yosh> it's understandable.
[10:33:37] <@Anon2> Yeah, I don't want to traumatize him with loli rape and the like
[10:34:01] <~Yosh> how old is he?
[10:34:21] <@Anon2> Sixteen
[10:34:28] <~Yosh> oh
...
[10:43:48] <~Yosh> Anon3: are you still going to surrender the rest of the work to someone else?
[10:44:02] <~Yosh> I have yet to find someone willing
[10:45:30] <@Anon3> if you find someone who wants to ill gladly let them, but im still (slowly) making progress
[10:45:40] <~Yosh> hm, ok
[10:46:43] <@Anon3> what the heck i might aswell make a drive tonight and try to finish this shit, its not like i got something else to do anyway
names are obviously changed for privacy. Anon 4 is working on ch 4 of the tank. Anon3 is working on ch 3 of the tank. Anon2 is working on ch 2 of the tank [re-edit to tank raws]. ch 1 of the tank (featured in Exe vol 1) is also almost done, the cleaner fell ill but will be done by next week.
So that said, again, if you want to volunteer to clean this, please contact me.STALKER you never replied to my email (´・ω・`)
>>151957916
Machi was LOTY 2016
>>151904510
I forgot to add "for 4chan" after "dirty enough mind". You'd get a lot of mockery for your innocence if you forget to think about the worst meaning.
>>151916660
>>151918193
There's a crime called corruption of minors in some countries. It consists in some way of initiating directly or indirectly children to lewd things.
teenage girls and boys can get a cute happy lewdness spontaneously. They need tenderness as much as sex.
>>151942474
>cockney loli
No thanks.
>>151960591
What if the loli initiates me directly or indirectly into lewd things?
>>151960591
Lolis need lots of tenderness, so that must mean they need a lot of sex
>>151960840
You're not the one to protect from perversion and there are some things you cannot refuse from a nice girl when asked politely.
>>151961168
They need a lot of both to grow into gentle sensual women. Future needs nice ethical sluts
>>151961999
Where's this from?
>>151897420
please translate more of this artist doujins. they are in a desperate need.
>>151963301
Its from a manga where a loli pukes all over a guy's cock, do you still want sauce?
>>151964018
lolis are not for hurting anon.
>>151964018
Yes, sounds hot.
>>151964171
Minori Kenshirou's stories are a classic among the lolicons of these threads, where the hell have you been?https://exhentai.org/g/1009204/60b003780b/
educate yourself, and fap.
>>151917387
>It is not human
>Guns are no good
That's no mere loli.
>>151964316
Anon, I think it is already too late for him.
See >>151918318
He should have realized that a non human loli wouldn't have the same weaknesses as a normal loli.
Do you like it better when lolis are cute or lewd?
>>151965373
What a stupid question. Lolis are both, always.
>>151965373
the best is when lolis are so lewd, it's cute
ERROR_MESSAGE_LOLIBOT_114/target.4chan.any.loli.threads/message"Guys_why_you_making_threads_like_this_?_How_can_a_loli_hurt_us_she_is_small_and_weak_._Fucking_faggots
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>>151867028
I think there are a couple loli SCPs actually
>>151965731
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-134
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2118
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-239
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-191
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2506
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2599
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2192
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2017
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-040
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-231
>>151965773
h-how did you come up with a list so fastare you an SCP?
>>151965843No questions.They know.
>>151965698
/command: (suck my cock);
>>151965843
Some anon had already posted it in another thread.As to how he came up with the list, no one knows.
>>151964316
Now you know why there's that list of immortal lolis being passed around.
>>151965926FUCKalso the latest version/proposal of SCP-001 is legitimately spooky as shit
im feel sorry for the anon that got kidnaped by lala i lost all hope
>>151965984
Which one? Is it the one with the field being generated around the Earth whic causes SCPs, but hides all the life on it from some cosmic horror?
>>151966120
Yes
the associated tales are what make it frightening thoughPlanet of hands... planet of skin, good fucking lord
What is loli?
>>151965984
that interview with 411 was amazingBut the broken god will always be my favorite.
>>151966247
Loli is love.
>>151966333
Loli is life.
how many kinds of loli exist out there? should we classify them ?
>>151966188
Maybe it was because of the huge number of extra material and links to other SCPs and stories. But I think the point of that SCP-001 proposal kind of flew over my head.
>>151967712
We still need a name for loli x shota >>151923686
>>151967958
read them all
it all clicks in a horrifying way
Loli night /a/.
>>151968055
>>151967712
My vote goes toward oroide, plucked from a random word generator. Quite frankly it doesn't matter what the name is, just that it has one.
>>151968207
May your dreams be filled with cuddly lolis.