Red pill >you look EXACTLY like your waifu >you now live

Red pill.

I'd rather not taint her in this disgusting 3d world.

Initially I thought I would take the blue pill but after thinking about it more, becoming my waifu would be way better because having super powers would be neato.

>>150967359
>I'd rather not taint her in this disgusting 3d world.
This.

>>150967359
Are your sure? /a/nons will want to fuck you.

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>>150967320
But anon, she was a chinaman in this world

red pill by far

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My waifu is dead though, so either choice is shit.

red

>>150967320
If I select the red pill I vanish from existence.

I'll select the blue pill and nothing will happen.

>>150967320
> /a/nons take blue pill
> waifu cucked by some 3d chad

Why would you pick anything but red

Definitely Red.

Assuming I keep my personality, not only do I get to see my waifu every day, I get to BE her? That's literally my fetish. Screw my old life, it's the life in anime nippon from here out.
I'll send pics

>>150967320
Anon at least try to come up with a second option that's actually somewhat compelling. Nobody with half an ounce of gray matter in their skull is going to choose the blue pill.

It really depends on whether her world existed before I took this pill, cause if it does, the first pill kills her and the second one subjects her to a pretty miserable fate.

>>150967566
>>150967359
This, I'll take the red pill.

>>150967583
You'd need a very specific type of waifu for blue to even have a chance of working- I can't think of any girls off the top of my head whose ideal relationship is being kidnapped and essentially being an illegal immigrant.

>>150967320
id rather stick to jerking off to pics off her
neither thanks

kek redpill ofc, being me is pretty shitty.

>>150967583
Unless your waifu lives in a dystopian setting.

>>150967566
>>150967320
>>>/pol/

Shame on every other one of you morons for seriously replying to this thread.

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>>150967628
One example for you.

>>150967320
Both.

>>150967686
'I saw the word pill preceded by a color so it must be /pol/ shit!'
This is >>>/b/ or >>>/r9k/ shit, not /pol/ shit.

>>150967583
I knew I should've put old fat man in there somewhere.

>>150967320
At least with the red pill people will like me.

>>150967320
I'll become my waifu and rape other girls for eternity. Sounds like heaven to me.

>>150967686
>implying /pol/ would commit genetic suicide to be a woman

>>150967806
I-I like you.

I choose neither and continue on with the status quo.

>>150967320
Red and fulfill my dream of seeing her as hyperslutty semen pumping machine

>>150967320
Red pill obviously.

>>150967640
>>150967987
No neither, faggots.

>>150967546
good pic

Do I really have to choose any?
Red:
>you take over your waifu, literally killing her in the process
>once the charm of "being a cute girl" wears off, you'll probably find that her life isn't as free of worries as you think it is

Blue:
>make your waifu 3D
>pull her away from her friends, family, life and goals to a world where the only person who knows her is some creepy nerd that just wants to fuck her

>>150967320
Red Pill. I will just become a lesbian and fuck 2D girls.

>>150968337
Thanks. An anon drew it for me a few years ago.

>>150968347
>once the charm of "being a cute girl" wears off, you'll probably find that her life isn't as free of worries as you think it is
Buddy, my waifu is a lazy goddess who only gets off her ass when plot comes knocking. I'm perfectly fine red pilling.

>>150968347
But you're waifu isn't real. You're literally giving her life by becoming her.

>>150968526
But the red pill choice says that you'll be living in HER world. So you'll becoming 2D.

This assumes that the 2D world actually exists somewhere and so do everyone that lives in. It wouldn't make sense otherwise.

If you become her, do you only exist when people are watching you?

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>>150967320
Green pill
>Op is a faggot

>>150968771
You only exist so long as people keep on making lots of art of you.

>>150968771
If you didn't exist how would they watch you?

>>150967320
What if my waifu dies? Can I use my knowledge to change my circumstances?

>>150968691
It become real because of you. You gave life to billions.

>>150968854

But I only exist for 13x23 minute episodes.

>>150968771
You always exist and you always look EXACTLY like you're waifu.
>>150968864
You can use you're knowledge of her series to keep your waifu from dying.

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It would be interesting to know who's everyone's waifu among those that chose red pill.

Because one thing is choosing to be Hotaru from Non Non Biyori and live her life in her comfy world, another thing is choosing to be Mikasa Ackerman and having to deal with Eren.

What kind of shitty world would you be willing to live in as a price to become your waifu?

>>150967566
>take blue pill
>Thad ChunderCock ignores her and suddenly develops an infatuation with trap a/non
>Chad cucks a/nons former waifu

What did he mean by this?

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>>150967320
I choose this one

>>150968958
I'm glad I have a comfy waifu. But if looking like her forced me to fight titans I'd do it in a heartbeat.

>>150967320
what happens if I swallow both pills at the same time?

>>150969103
thanks doc

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>>150967465
It doesn't matter because they won't exist any more.

Also what if I take half of each? Would I be converted into 2d and sent right in front of my waifu in her world?

>>150969140

You get sent to the 2D realm, your waifu gets sent to our realm. You'll never meet, but she'll see you when she watches her favourite anime.

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>>150968958
I suppose I'm a corpse in a bus ;_;

>>150967320
You purposely made the blue pill shit so you'd have tons of people asking for the red pill, didn't you?

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>>150967320
red
finally I can BE the undying loli vampire

>>150967566
>tfw ur waifu is gay and already has her own waifu
>upon realizing her waifu doesn't exist in this reality she'd be a hollow shell of her former self
also she doesn't speak english so she wouldn't be able to go outside without causing chaos anyways

it would make for a very tragic and depressing SoL plot

>>150969281
Depending on the world your waifu lives in, the red pill choice might actually be the objectively less appealing choice.

>>150969413

What if you get the English Dubbed version of your waifu?

>>150969431
True. I wouldn't like to live in the world of seraph end

>>150969197
It'll poison you. No cheating, show your waifu your resolve.

>>150969464
Cris Vee isn't too bad, but it's probably make her hate me much faster if we could directly communicate.

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Red pill doesn't seem like too good of an idea. On the other hand, she'd never forgive me for pulling her away from Madoka and what she considers her duty.

Red pill, I'd be a good waifu.

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>>150969281

Well I could play the guitar with Azusa, but it would be creepy to have a relationship with her since she's 17 and I'm 25, unless it is the Azusa from a k-on world where time kept going after the series ended, in that case it is okay. But how would she look like in 3D? Like a normal asian girl or like a weird 3D model with big eyes? Too many questions.

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Hmmm... how much money do you think I'd make by selling her to robotic researchers?

>>150969658
A 8 years difference creepy? That's quite acceptable. Just wait one year if you're really that uncomfortable with a minor, but chances are you live in a country where she's already above the age of consent anyway.

>not taking the redpilled
Already posted it in a love live thread on /vg/ but it hit me that i had the exact same hairstyle as chika when i was in kindergarten.
So i've always been pretty anime.
I don't think that i will miss the 3rd dimension.

I dont have an anime waifu, what do?

>>150967686
These threads predate all the normalfag boards, idiot. You are the clear example of someone actually trying "to fit in" while having no actual knowledge of what the fuck you are on about.

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>>150968347
>literally killing her in the process
But you aren't, you are merging with her becoming one. So rather, the one dying is actually you.

>>150970025
Even better.

Well the choice is obvious, and that is not taking any pill at all.

However, if I'm forced to make a choice, then blue pill is the way to go. Red pill means she stops existing and I take over her life. Blue pill means we both get to exist, and hopefully we develop a beautiful relationship.

>>150969771
Yeah, it's still not acceptable by most people, but 17 is getting really close to the age where girls can date anything without getting weird looks. I could wait a year.

>>150972290
>8 years difference not acceptable
>Americans voted a man married to a woman 24 years younger

>>150967320
Red sounds really fucking nice desu.

>>150967320
>Red pill
>you are na immortal loli
>you pilot the most powerful 2D entity that ever existed
>you take treetrunk-thick cock every day

Why wouldn't I choose that?

>red pill
>kill your waifu
ISHYGDDT

>>150967320
Blue of course. We would fall in love with each other anyway.

>>150967566
>having waifu so slutty she would fuck chads
How shitty are your tastes?

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>get to be wicked smart Wise Wolf
>will receive dickings from total alpha and best boy
>get to travel the world and make dosh
Only problem with the red pill is not being nearly as smart as le ebin smart doggo

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>>150967320
Tomoko is me as a girl .

>>150978176
Don't be silly. Tomoko has 1 friend.

>>150978369
He's my friend.
shut the fuck up.

I don't hace a waifu.

Can I pick the pink pill where I become a waifu of my choosing and get teleported to some cute /a/non's home and fuck his brains out?

>>150967320
i take blue pill. then lock her in a room.then use her as living onahole

>>150967320
Would she still have her superpowers if she materialized in this world?

>>150978696
>a waifu of my choosing
I don't think it works like that

>>150967320
Red pill, real women are disgusting

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Red pill, obviously. Besides, my waifu already lives in a harem

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Blue Pill. Fuck you all.

Upon careful consideration I'd rather die than pick any of those. She would probably hate me if I pulled her away from her world into my own to satisfy my own selfishness. On the other hand I couldn't stand taking over her body, I would be infinitely close to her and yet unable to interact with her. Not to mention I couldn't invade her privacy in such a manner while having the mind of a guy.

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>>150967320
I don't understand the red pill, how can I become myself?

>>150980429
So you want to be girl in harem

>>150967546
ELLE EST HABILLÉ COMME UN GARÇON

>>150967320
It'd be nice living in a world where people under 25 can afford their own place to live.

Ideally I'd like to stay myself and keep all the stuff I own but also go to the 2d world to live with my waifu.

>>150967320
So my choices are

>kill my waifu by taking over her body
or
>sully my waifu by making her 3D

I'll pass on both.

If her personality overwrote mine, then red pill.

If not, No pill. (If that's not an option, Blue pill.)The red pill will erase her personality in this case, and I'd rather have her still exist.

Red pill sounds like "Boku wa Mari no Naka" in a nutshell

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Well /a/?

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>>150967320
Blue because it's guaranteed to work.
>Enter contract
>No war

>>150967320
Red pill, not even a question. Why would I ruin her life by bringing her to this shithole when I could just bug out to theirs and live an exponentially better life than the one I have now?

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>>150967320
Decline, my wife is dead and I have no autogynophilia

>>150982159
I already pressed the green button
Fuck tragic characters

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>>150967320
Are the anons who took the red pill, the ones that show up for the anons who took the blue pill?

>>150980530
But you could interact with her. More specifically - with her most intimate parts using her own hands.

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>>150982436
I'd like to take the blue pill

>>150982527
I'd like to take the red pill.

I'd rather not ruin someone else's life.

>>150982573
you already ruined your parents', so why not

>>150967320
Red.

Don't make me get up and post that picture of Tewi.

>>150982159
Green is perfect.

>>150982588
because being born was his decision and not theirs

>>150982911
he could have chosen to be successful

>>150967320
Red pill, but the real trick is whether or not i'll slut it up.

>>150968958
I thought of choosing the red pill with mikasa then I remembered the setting

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>>150982967
that's the risk with 3D children

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>3DP
>ever

I'll choose to live in comfy Nippon

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>choose waifu based on powerlevel
>game the system
>free godhood and immortality
You people dont think big enough

>>150982159
Blue is the only sane option.

Who would choose blue? Waifu would be a complete liability and I'd be responsible for providing for her until she finds a job.

>>150983080
>choose waifu

that's not how it works you little shit

>>150982967
Like most of this board, right?

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>>150982159
>wack and heartwarming scenarios

Sounds perfect, I'll take it. Do we have to get together at some point or can I drag out the hijinx for as long as I want?

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>>150983171
Thats how normies hook up anon

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>>150982159
>red
>dick any not-yandere
>yandere just leaves

>yellow
>lucid dreaming with limits

also blue >green

>>150967320
Both so it's her turn to fantasize over me. She remains a virgin, we remain in love. Win Win

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>lain
is the suffering worth it? I'd love to be a little girl in every other situation, but I think blue would be better here.
If it was physical lain and not internet lain, I would red.

>>150983220
Probably. I don't know about you guys but I definitely only have myself to blame for who I am today.

>>150967359
This. First post best post as usual.

>>150967565
/thread

>>150983080
I think I did >>150974438

>>150983234
Your balls can be as blue as the button.

>you become your waifu but you must fuck her love interest, if she doesn't have one or it's a female then you must choose a male from the same series

or

>random /a/non becomes your waifu and you must seduce him before he starts being a giant whore

>>150984144
Again, the first one is the one that doesn't subject her to the ugliness of the 3D world. That's actually far worse for her than whatever your interpretation of becoming her is.

>>150984240
If you become her her cosciousness will cease to be so that's worse.

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>>150982159
Blue
>guaranteed waifu with amazing memories over the next year
>nothing after that is certain

Green
>adventure of unknown time
>girl is guaranteed at end but not your waifu
>much more time to get memories
>probably going to get swamped with a lot of bullshit
>that is if you survive

Fuck it I'm smacking green

>>150984307
I'm strongly of the opinion that her becoming 3D would be worse for her than dying/ceasing to exist. That's how bad it is.

>>150984687
I see. Well I'm not so sure in her case Mostly because in the later volume of her on-going LN series she has to fight against God who is intent on making everyone's lives as terrible as possible for His own amusement, and her series might well end up in a tragic tone. So pulling her out of that world might actually save her or at least ease her suffering.

>>150967320
Red obviously

>>150983080
magic isn't real and beatrice doesn't exist.

>>150967320
Red Pill.

At the end of the day I'm just a narcissist that ones to see how far the rabbit hole goes.

>>150969197
B-but you're pretty hot Homura!

Even more with a messy hair like this!

>>150967320
>Wanting your waifu to become a lazy piece of shit

I would never do that ever.

>>150967320
Red pill easily

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>>150984144
>you become your waifu but you must fuck her love interest, if she doesn't have one or it's a female then you must choose a male from the same series

I'm more than okay with that

>>150984144
>you become your waifu but you must fuck her love interest

Does it really matter? If you've been deposited into the body of a het female you assumedly want dick anyways.

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>>150967320

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>>150988802

>>150968951
You live those 13 episodes on repeat inifinitely.

>>150988802
T-Thanks Doc.

>>150988802
I don't care much about Freddy, that's an easy choice.

>>150988802
Smash that mutha fuckin Green button

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>>150988802
Fuck me

>>150967320
What anime is this?

>>150988910
That would be terrible, like endless eight, but as if it was still ongoing

Red pill
all I've ever wanted is to be a japanese girl and that's pretty hard for me in 3D

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>>150984144
Motherfucker I am my own waifu.

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>>150988802

>>150967320
I'll take the blue pill

>>150988802
Green

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>>150989157
What are you doing on /a/, Tiffany Grant?

red pill me m8

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>>150988802

Freddie is my waifu, now what?

>>150967320
Both of these are pretty shitty desu

can i just continue living my sad life watching anime

>>150967320
>Take red pill
>Love a fun life as my waifu for a sort time
>Some other anon takes blue pill
>Pulls me from my 2D existence and turns me into 3dpd
>I am now a disgusting version of my waifu

I'll pick blue pill just to fuck over other anons.

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>>150989923
>some other anon takes blue pill
>pulls me from my 2D existence and turns me into 3dpd
>anon turns out to be a fat old aged man
>get to live my waifu's impregnation, mating press, nakadashi, ahegao doujinshi as that /a/non breeds me 24/7 non-stop

where do i sign

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>>150970025
Becoming pure thought doesn't sound so bad

>>150967320
So i have a choice.
either become a deaf girl
or put up with taking care of a death girl
Hard choice.

>>150988802
Purple, Freddie is a god

>>150967320
Neither

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>become an immortal teenage girl with superpowers

or

>get horribly murdered

Fuck that, give me Soul Society. I'll have a cute lesbian harem in a month.

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>>150967320
>Take blue pill
>This faggot steals your waifu

>>150967320
blue pill. I will film it all and make bajillions

>>150967320
Shoot myself, I'm content as a dude, but even though my waifu is 3DCG the thought of her in the real physical 3D world terrifies me.
>>150988802
D-doc I don't like this dose. It's too much for me to bare. I'm hurting.

>>150967320
Red pill, because I want to be a cute girl.

>>150993338
Blue pill, so I can fuck you as a cute girl.