This girl just saved you from drowning. How will you thank her?

drown her

>>150888697
in semen?

>>150887903
Spill my spaghetti and run away

>>150887903
>take her home to dry.
>proceed to tell her that you were actually trying to commit suicide.
>then tell her to not stop you again the next time.
>when she's all dried up, tell her to fuck off.
>continue suicide attempt.

>>150887903
Profusely.

>>150887903
Rape.

>>150887903
Show her my 3d 6inch cock

>>150887903
inquire about her body type

>>150887903
Tell her I didn't want to be saved and now she needs to repay me with her holes.

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>>150887903

>>150887903
I would politely inform her that her actions achieved the opposite of what I had intended. I will compensate her for her well-meaning intentions and for the inconvenience and then quietly resume my efforts to attain happiness.

>>150887903
I'll tell her that now she is responsible for my life.

balut

>>150887903
Wake up from this dream and go drown myself

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>>150887903
Can I choose Ohana instead

Tell her to fuck off and jump back in

begin my new life with her as my girlfriend under a bridge

>>150887903
>Carry her home so she can dry her clothes
>Give her some of my clothes so she is not naked
>Cook her some eggs
>Tell her "we don't have to talk about what happened if you don't want"
>Give her her clothes and say bye.

>>150890999
Retard, you get a free room in an inn and you choose the bridge. Should have let your ugly ass die.

>>150888863
>no eggs
you dun goofed

>>150891518
>>>150890469

>>150887903

She just saved my life, so I do whatever the fuck she wants.

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>>150889744
>6inch cock

>>150891728
That's wrong kind of eggs

Y...you too...

>>150887903
I tell that she needs to take responsibility. I lost my resolve to try and do it again but still want to so now she must drown me after saving me.

>>150892321
Wut yours bigger than that? i dont think so kiddo

>>150887903
warming her up with my semen in her womb?

>>150892431
17 cm here bitch

>>150892431
7 inch you manchild.

>>150892321
Not a related, but: Parts of the vulva, especially the clitoris, are erogenous zones. While the vagina is not especially sensitive as a whole, its lower third (the area close to the entrance) has concentrations of the nerve endings that can provide pleasurable sensations during sexual activity when stimulated; this is also called the anterior wall of the vagina or the outer one-third of the vagina, and it contains the majority of the vaginal nerve endings, making it more sensitive to touch than the inner two-thirds of the vaginal barrel, so Circumference is more important than length
inb4
>u post it cause you are small
I'm a few cm above white average

>>150892488
Well 18.22 here so gtfo this thread u manlet#

>>150887903
Show my heartfelt appreciation by discussing dick sizes on /a/.

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>>150892562
Why are you trying to prove this hard you don't have anything to be shamed of? If you're posting this lengthy posts about your penis on a board about cartoons you obviously have some confidence issues.

>>150892723
I just like informing other clueless /a/nons how sex works. inb4 was used just so I didn't get shitposting replies, I guess it failed.

>>150888863
>>150891518
So I was not the only one expecting a bowl of eggs here.

>>150892769
But you didn't post anything about your girth, and considering your insecurities it cannot be that great. Obviously you were fishing for these kind of replies considering you were so proud of your size which is pretty average. What did you even expect?

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I was expecting HanaIro thread, not talk about penises.

Silly me.

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>>150887903
By going back in and drowning.

>>150892871
Ohana a cunt
Kappa superior girl

>>150892898
DELET

>>150892562
Does this mean that I can please Ohana with my dick anyways?

>>150893039
No she's mine

What anime is this?

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>>150893094
I want to steal Ohana from this anon

>>150893039
Maybe

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>>150893156
We could always share if you need her that badly.

>>150893133
Tari Tari

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>>150893251
I want her mother. Especially if she's 38 and looks like that.

>>150893385
But Ohana has her genes. You could watch her grow and bone every phase that leads to that form.

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>>150893133

>>150893492
I want to tie and gag Ohana

>>150892431
>not 8inch cock
>not giving kiss to your 2D waifu womb

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>>150893492
>filename
You shouldn't spoonfeed

>>150887903
>hold her hands and thank her
>ask her to teach me swimming
>ask her location so I can send new swimsuit as gift

>>150887903
I DROP THE D

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>>150893801
Sorry.

Damn hanasaku iroha is such a comfy series, now that the dust has settled, what the FUCK was ko's problem?

>>150887903

Bring her to school every day from then on.

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>>150892898
Neck yourself.

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>>150892898

>>150893904
I don't know if this is a serious post as it has so many buzzwords.

I think Ohana was Ko's problem. She was really confusing and hard to approach, you can't say the man didn't try.

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>>150892898

>>150893904
>what the FUCK was ko's problem?
The fact he got rejected in the beginning of episode 1.

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>>150893487

>>150894163
What an alpha manhero.

Why is this still the best PA

>>150893039
>Pleasing anime girls anything less than 8 inches
Please anon.

>>150887903
>drowning
I was a trained lifeguard and was on my high school swim team

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>>150894669
>I'm good at swimming so I can't drown

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>>150894293
No other show has topped the amount of bath scenes from this one.

>>150894745
Noy even that urawarerumono sequel?

>>150895010
Oh, anon meant from the same studio.
Not anime in general.

>>150894735
>>I'm good at swimming so I can't drown
>implying this isn't true
I cannot drown under any circumstances. It's simply impossible. No matter to the substances, as long as it's a liquid.

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>>150892562
>Circumference is more important
I knew that guy who fucked hornet nest was onto something.

>>150895181
Will you come and save me when I'm drowning in a sea of memes?

>>150887903
Proceed to insert my hobiro in her and bang until I pass out.

>>150895181
Good luck staying afloat with cinderblocks tied to your feet

>>150895181
>Swimming in liquid iron
Next level shit right here

>>150893156
I just want to spitroast Ohana with anon

>>150887903
By giving her seeds.

>>150895181
You could have a stroke or something.

I'm an experienced swimmer and I've been in a couple bad situations. One time I was at a place where I had underestimated the currents at sea and another time at a lake I got a terrible cramp in a leg and an arm.

I had also heard of a windsurfing instructor drowning near that place at sea

All the eggs

>>150887903
Yell at her, tell her to fuck off and go on a rant about how I finally found guts to try to kill myself and that dumb bitch ruined everything.

>>150894669
Lifeguards can drown too, I was a lifeguard once and started to have some sort of medical (though I suspect at this point it may be psychosomatic?) reaction while swimming and started to get very weak.
If I hadn't gotten out of the pool as early as I had I wouldn't have been able to move enough to do anything but float, and would have passed out quite quickly.

>>150888863
>>150889838
>>150889885
>>150890567
>>150892399
>>150892873
>>150896192
What's with all these dour posts?

>>150895297
Memes are gaseous, not liquid. They expand to fill whatever container they are in.

>>150896529
>Not contemplating on suicide
You are like a child

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>>150896046
>having a stroke while swimming
>drowning

Does not compute.

>I'm an experienced swimmer and I've been in a couple bad situations. One time I was at a place where I had underestimated the currents at sea and another time at a lake I got a terrible cramp in a leg and an arm.

Then you're just a pretender.

>>150895454
>cinderblocks
>in anyway hindering my ability to swim

>>150895894
>he can't handle a little bit of heat
Wew

>>150887903
Make her my concubine.

>>150897020
So theoretically you could stay submerged forever as it's impossible for you to drown in any liquid?

>>150887903
Lick her anus.

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>>150895229
I was drinking when I read this you bastard.

>>150897335
Is it really that hard to understand?

Please tell me you're kidding. Do you fucking swim fag? Tell me how it doesn't make you STRONGER. The weight you lift increases the more you swim and get bigger. Literally getting stronger. Muscles don't grow that big by not swimming stronger. Jesus people's internet knowledge is baffling. Just because functional strength is different than bodybuilding strength it doesn't mean they aren't stronger. Fuck your lazy ass. Arm wrestling is form. Just as an arm wrestler can't swim as much as a bodybuilder. And power swimmers can push weight like they do because of power swimming specific FORM.

>>150887903

I'll tie her up in ropes for a little while I guess.

>>150897588
You didn't answer my question.

>>150897588
*slow claps*

*steps out of the shadows*

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your swimming, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...

But swimming isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Swimmer? To join those esteemed swim ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Swimming takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Swimmers - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight swim-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big swim.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new swimmer fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate swimmer over at reddit. The Swim Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan swim you craft in your swim bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the sea...

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I just wanted to post Ohana for fuck's sake

>>150897722
Bravo.

>>150897020
>>150897588
>>150897722
This is some premium-grade autism right here.

>>150887903
>Thanks

>>150887903

Probably by gasping a lot and getting a nosebleed while awkwardly turning my back to her, as is the Japanese tradition.

>>150892562
Remind your girl with that nice piece of info when you're balls deep inside her & she keeps asking for more ..

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>>150892769

>implying he haven't watched enough hentai to know how sex works

>>150887903
I impregnate her butt.

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>>150900459

In that case, the best way to please a woman is to kiss her womb repeatedly with my 5 inch old fat salaryman dick.

>>150892898
>Kappa superior girl
I seriously hope you're just shitposting

>>150899065
Kill yourself

>>150900807
But you have a face so you won't do.

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>people in this thread boasting and lying about their penis size
It's not like any of us will ever get to use it anyway.

>>150901526
You fishing for proof, faggot?

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I want to mate with horny/sick Ohana.

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I want to fuck Minko and her squeaky voice.

>>150902470
Imagine cumming down her throat while she makes her stupid high pitched screeches.

>>150892321
He said 3d6.

>>150902874
What does that even mean?

>>150894669
Dpends where you swim. Swimming in a calm river or pool isn't the same as swimming in the Danube or Channel or Yellow River for example.

>>150903034
In /tg/ terms it's rolling three six sided die and totalling
So he's 3 inches flaccid but 18 erect
Or something

>>150903838
How the hell am I supposed to solve this kind of code?

Also he totally did not refer to some sort of coded /tg/ dices judging from his following posts.

>>150903943
It's pretty common terminology so I guess the more you know
Seems to be a lot of new D&D series rearing up and getting big (Gob slayer and Overlord for example) so it might help to know. xDy means 'roll x instances of y sided die and get the total'.
And yeah he might'be meant 3D, 6 inch.

I forgot everything about this shit, but I always had the urge to mate press her

>>150904038
It's only natural. She has the perfect body.

>>150895181
Can you drown in air then?

>>150903838
No, it means his cock is the length of a 3d orbital filled with 6 electrons, meaning it's in the order of Angstroms. Poor anon.

>>150905360
Wew

>>150895229
>fucked hornet nest
What the fuck?

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>>150902470

i thought this board was about anime, not autistic normalfag obsessing about sex
go talk about your dick on >>>/r9k/

>>150887903
Actually, if I'm drowing, then this means that I'm drunk or wounded. I would be too shaken up to promise her anything

>>150905717
It's usually /soc/ for dick threads iirc

>>150887903
I can swim, what kind of inbred retard do you think I am? Do some people really not know how to swim?

>>150905867
You can easily drown in violent waters like large rivers or the sea or because you got a cramp or something.

>>150905974
So I just float then. It's pretty much impossible for me to go underwater if I don't forcibly push myself down by swimming downwards. Even then I can't get past a certain depth. My body does not sink.

>>150906029
Violent waters.

>>150906029
>My body does not sink.
Then you're either fat or female.
Toned male body sink allright.

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>There have now been two people on the thread that refuse to believe they could drown under any conditions

Allow her to fill my hole with her futa cock.

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>>150906266
>allow
>not beg

>>150887903
I thank her profusely with my penis. Drowning sucks.

>>150887903
Help her to move to a better anime.

>>150888697
this isnt china
http://www.chinasmack.com/2012/stories/man-rescues-drowning-family-who-then-leave-while-he-drowns.html

>>150889098
>rape is post number 6

/a/ is losing its touch

>>150887903
take her home and feed her eggs.

>>150895181
If you panic, you can fuck up. I was in the middle of a lake and when I was a kid and I was swimming just fine until I felt something on my leg and it scared the shit out of me. I nearly died.

I wish I had

>>150906186
>>150906198
>toned men die
>fat men float
>toned men starve
>fat men survive

OBESITY MASTER RACE

FUCK OFF THINNIES

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>>150906859
You die from heart attack earlier than any of us drown fatass.

>>150906894
Toned men
>Healthy
>Confident in your body
>Can function in society
>Doesn't reveal powerlevel
>Keeping fit also affects mental health
>Probably carries a safety vest anyway if in a sudden seawreck
>In event of starvation more capable at hunting and gathering food
>Worthy of masturbating to better looking anime girls

Obese
>Suffer while starving a bit longer

>>150906186
I weigh 115lbs
I am a guy
It's been like this ever since I was little

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>>150907072
Try this.

>>150907147
I don't really want to suck dicks for money. Just because I'm bisexual doesn't mean I'm a slut.

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>>150907052
That's what I was getting at but:
>Healthy
Not necessarily.
They do get ahead with age though.
>fit also affects mental health
I know enough messed up scrawny dudes and chicks.
Plump or fat people are usually more relaxed.
>carries a safety vest
I bought a 6mx6m kevlar sheet, folded it and carry it in my backpack.
At least the fuckers can't get me from behind.
>>150907214
He didn't do it for money though.
Why is wearing cute clothes automatically makes you a slut?
Also got one picrelated

>>150907257
I intended to quote the obese dude anyway. You can always add exceptions to anything but generally the positive health effects are more common.

>>150907257
Well, you're not wrong. I dunno, am I supposed to argue with that?

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>>150907488
With a pic?
I had that in mind yes, but it's really up to you.
I see nothing wrong with it compared to people who get triggered by the word itself.
Then there is far more important question: do you dress as a girl?

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Ohana means purity.

Hold her hand.

>>150906186
Fat people smell horrible what are you on about?

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>>150892562
Now more importantly how do you increase its size ?

>>150887903
cut off her arms and legs, put her in a satchel, and carry her around with me all over the world
Because she can't move or run, I'll return the favor of saving my life by taking care of her.

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>>150896873
You people really need to either lighten up, or go seek some serious mental health services.

>>150905717
The invasion is real.

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>>150909415
Are you retarded?
Re-read my post again.

>>150909710
Like this >>150895229
Temporary boost in size.
Bonus sensitivity too.

>>150910422
Can confirm the hornet thing actually boosts your size

By giving her a cold refreshing Coke™, its the taste of not drowning.