This girl just saved you from drowning. How will you thank her?
>take her home to dry.
>proceed to tell her that you were actually trying to commit suicide.
>then tell her to not stop you again the next time.
>when she's all dried up, tell her to fuck off.
>continue suicide attempt.
I would politely inform her that her actions achieved the opposite of what I had intended. I will compensate her for her well-meaning intentions and for the inconvenience and then quietly resume my efforts to attain happiness.
>Carry her home so she can dry her clothes
>Give her some of my clothes so she is not naked
>Cook her some eggs
>Tell her "we don't have to talk about what happened if you don't want"
>Give her her clothes and say bye.
Not a related, but:
Parts of the vulva, especially the clitoris, are erogenous zones. While the vagina is not especially sensitive as a whole, its lower third (the area close to the entrance) has concentrations of the nerve endings that can provide pleasurable sensations during sexual activity when stimulated; this is also called the anterior wall of the vagina or the outer one-third of the vagina, and it contains the majority of the vaginal nerve endings, making it more sensitive to touch than the inner two-thirds of the vaginal barrel, so Circumference is more important than length
>u post it cause you are small I'm a few cm above white average
Why are you trying to prove this hard you don't have anything to be shamed of? If you're posting this lengthy posts about your penis on a board about cartoons you obviously have some confidence issues.
But you didn't post anything about your girth, and considering your insecurities it cannot be that great.
Obviously you were fishing for these kind of replies considering you were so proud of your size which is pretty average. What did you even expect?
I was expecting HanaIro thread, not talk about penises.
By going back in and drowning.
I want to steal Ohana from this anon
We could always share if you need her that badly.
I want her mother. Especially if she's 38 and looks like that.
I don't know if this is a serious post as it has so many buzzwords.
I think Ohana was Ko's problem. She was really confusing and hard to approach, you can't say the man didn't try.
>I'm good at swimming so I can't drown
No other show has topped the amount of bath scenes from this one.
>>I'm good at swimming so I can't drown
>implying this isn't true
I cannot drown under any circumstances. It's simply impossible. No matter to the substances, as long as it's a liquid.
>Circumference is more important
I knew that guy who fucked hornet nest was onto something.
You could have a stroke or something.
I'm an experienced swimmer and I've been in a couple bad situations. One time I was at a place where I had underestimated the currents at sea and another time at a lake I got a terrible cramp in a leg and an arm.
I had also heard of a windsurfing instructor drowning near that place at sea
Lifeguards can drown too, I was a lifeguard once and started to have some sort of medical (though I suspect at this point it may be psychosomatic?) reaction while swimming and started to get very weak.
If I hadn't gotten out of the pool as early as I had I wouldn't have been able to move enough to do anything but float, and would have passed out quite quickly.
What's with all these dour posts?
Memes are gaseous, not liquid. They expand to fill whatever container they are in.
>having a stroke while swimming
Does not compute.
>I'm an experienced swimmer and I've been in a couple bad situations. One time I was at a place where I had underestimated the currents at sea and another time at a lake I got a terrible cramp in a leg and an arm.
Then you're just a pretender.
>in anyway hindering my ability to swim
>he can't handle a little bit of heat
I was drinking when I read this you bastard.
Is it really that hard to understand?
Please tell me you're kidding. Do you fucking swim fag? Tell me how it doesn't make you STRONGER. The weight you lift increases the more you swim and get bigger. Literally getting stronger. Muscles don't grow that big by not swimming stronger. Jesus people's internet knowledge is baffling. Just because functional strength is different than bodybuilding strength it doesn't mean they aren't stronger. Fuck your lazy ass. Arm wrestling is form. Just as an arm wrestler can't swim as much as a bodybuilder. And power swimmers can push weight like they do because of power swimming specific FORM.
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your swimming, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But swimming isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Swimmer? To join those esteemed swim ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Swimming takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Swimmers - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight swim-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big swim.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new swimmer fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate swimmer over at reddit. The Swim Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan swim you craft in your swim bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the sea...
I just wanted to post Ohana for fuck's sake
>implying he haven't watched enough hentai to know how sex works
In that case, the best way to please a woman is to kiss her womb repeatedly with my 5 inch
old fat salarymandick.
>people in this thread boasting and lying about their penis size
It's not like any of us will ever get to use it anyway.
I want to mate with horny/sick Ohana.
I want to fuck Minko and her squeaky voice.
It's pretty common terminology so I guess the more you know
Seems to be a lot of new D&D series rearing up and getting big (Gob slayer and Overlord for example) so it might help to know. xDy means 'roll x instances of y sided die and get the total'.
And yeah he might'be meant 3D, 6 inch.
So I just float then. It's pretty much impossible for me to go underwater if I don't forcibly push myself down by swimming downwards. Even then I can't get past a certain depth. My body does not sink.
>There have now been two people on the thread that refuse to believe they could drown under any conditions
If you panic, you can fuck up. I was in the middle of a lake and when I was a kid and I was swimming just fine until I felt something on my leg and it scared the shit out of me. I nearly died.
I wish I had
You die from heart attack earlier than any of us drown fatass.
>Confident in your body
>Can function in society
>Doesn't reveal powerlevel
>Keeping fit also affects mental health
>Probably carries a safety vest anyway if in a sudden seawreck
>In event of starvation more capable at hunting and gathering food
>Worthy of masturbating to better looking anime girls
>Suffer while starving a bit longer
That's what I was getting at but:
They do get ahead with age though.
>fit also affects mental health
I know enough messed up scrawny dudes and chicks.
Plump or fat people are usually more relaxed.
>carries a safety vest
I bought a 6mx6m kevlar sheet, folded it and carry it in my backpack.
At least the fuckers can't get me from behind.
He didn't do it for money though.
Why is wearing cute clothes automatically makes you a slut?
Also got one picrelated
With a pic?
I had that in mind yes, but it's really up to you.
I see nothing wrong with it compared to people who get triggered by the word itself.
Then there is far more important question: do you dress as a girl?
Now more importantly how do you increase its size ?
cut off her arms and legs, put her in a satchel, and carry her around with me all over the world
Because she can't move or run, I'll return the favor of saving my life by taking care of her.
You people really need to either lighten up, or go seek some serious mental health services.
The invasion is real.
Are you retarded?
Re-read my post again.