Why can't I get this kind of presents for Christmas?

I want the present of coming to /a/a and not seeing garbage threads like this on the front page

>>149800722
Because you touch yourself at night and you are a bad kid
t. Santa-san

>>149800785
Post your example of good thread
Go, go

Because you are in Santa's shit list.

What would one do with such a present?

I was rather get coal.

>>149801621
Open it and see what is inside

>>149800871
>Because you touch yourself at night
Hey RWJ since when did you come back here?

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>>149801621
[■] Touch fluffy boobs

>>149800722
>Why can't I get this kind of presents for Christmas?

Your parents doesn't love you.

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Why are all the fucking anime MCs so fucking gay?

>>149800722
I'd rather a Mari.

>>149803279
They know their audience (the nips)

>>149803279
Easier to self-insert

Because you're poor.

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>>149803571
Here, enjoy your present

>>149803279
You say that yet you're probably one of those faggots that actually comments on porn things like

"Why is the dude ugly old fat faceless man I can't jack off to this"

or even wonder why I made a submissive bitch into tossing my salad (Rimjob) or even made her do something degrading

>TFW stay in shape and get to be a beast and rough prostitutes compared to wasting my time so that I can get a "girlfriend" who won't even give me a full blowjob

>>149804094
>>>/b/

>>149800722
You have to give to receive anon.

>>149800722
Because santa doesn't give gifts to poor people.

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>>149803279
Cause he clearly wants flatties

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>>149803279
If only you knew what would come from his seed.

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>>149804733
I understood that reference

>>149803279
Well, in his defense nothing good would come out from banging a girl since all his offsprings would be demons.

>>149803279
To pander to Otakus. They want a character who is easy to self-insert as, but he can't get the girls because they have to remain pure. Otakus are the worst of the worst and the biggest cancer in the industry.

>>149805307
WHO
FUCK
CARES
BANG HER AND ORDER LAPIS TO SUMMON A DRILL ON HER UTERUS TO WIPE SPAWN

>>149805436
If ancient magic can't do it, I doubt someone as dumb as he could. Honestly, when it's a plot point that's only resolved a volume before it all ends, I think I can forgive this since I got more invested in the actual series' plot.

>>149800722
No body loves you.

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>>149805614
THE COCK CAN DO IT

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>>149805861
Hasn't worked before.

>>149805861
Can't beat the cock, man

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>>149803279
>moles

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I love Mari!

>>149807904
I hope she's the one Takeru married. Or Ikaruga.

>>149807892
you gay son?

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>>149808917
>liking shit dots
>implying only women have shit dots

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>>149807904
I love her as well.

>>149800722
>It finished
So who won? Or did it go harem end.

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>>149810457

>>149810509
Someone did for sure, he got married but it's not revealed.
Lapis is still with him so she technically won anyway

Ouka a best.

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>>149811022
Best girl in the series.
But not best romantic option.

>>149805257
Is that his daughter or a girl he fugged corrupted by his semen?

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>>149812677
That's what every female born into the family is destined to become. That's his sister.