Cakes need love too.

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Cakes are in need of the most love.

We just sympathise with characters that missed their chance of ever knowing love because we can relate.

Reminder that a Christmas Cake is a virgin over the age of 25.

Anyone that thinks otherwise is touched in the head.

>>148140120
>a Christmas Cake is a virgin over the age of 25.
what is the proper term for a woman who gets married and divorced (without having children) and is still in the 25-30 range? She's not a cake (by your definition), but she's not a milf.
She's like a 2nd hand cake?

Stale cakes go in the trash.

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>>148139540
I want that cake.

>>148139865
Best girl

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>>148139540
>eating stale and expired cake
Why would you bother when you can have the same cake but still fresh?

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Cakes are miracles.

>>148141214
2nd hand cake sound disgusting but clearly depict the situation. If you are very hungry and desperate, you eat it.

>>148141483
Or if she's best girl

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>>148141483
It's all fine if it's 2D.

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Older women are the best

>>148141532
>best girl

There is selection then, do choose wisely for the sake for progeny.

>>148141342
Flat cake is not delicious

japan's guide to portraying older women

>they're tall, becasue 30 is second puberty
>they wear makeup
>they have figures fit for western porn stars, because turning 30 is second puberty
>they say "ara ara" a lot

>>148142137
That's not so much Japan so much as it is visual mediums in general.

If you want to depict a young person you exaggerate how small they are and if you want to depict a more mature person you exaggerate how big they are.

That's why you'll sometimes see a younger sibling significantly shorter than their older sibling even after they both reach full maturity.

>>148141700
Indeed.

>>148141850
>Flat cake is not delicious
Don't be silly, it's the best kind.

>>148142137
Alternatively, loli senseis.

>>148141342
I like the cupcake with the nice hat, but sometimes you just need the richness of a full cake.

>>148143280
>read through the wikia
>ends up with a 15 year old
Fucking degenerates

>>148145117
forgot to add
>used goods as well

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>>148145117
Fucking normalfags.

>>148146244
>pedophile thinks he can talk shit about anybody
Lmao neck yourself

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>>148146310
>pedophilia
>15 years old

>>148146310
>Lmao
Shoo shoo Twitter, this place isn't safe for you!

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>>148146370
>implying it isn't
Also
>implying a 4/500 year old fucking woman would give a shit about a 15 year old and his puppy love

>implying getting that virile, energetic young cock isn't what gives Margary Daw a reason to wake up in the morning after she let go of her hatred for the Guze who all picked up and left to a new dimension where they'll never harm humans again

>>148143280
Is this worth watching? If only just for her?

Yes I agree

>>148146689
>read through the wikia
>ends up with a 15 year old
Well, apparently she did

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>>148149618
thicc

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butt of a cake

All of these cakes are rotten.

Lolis > Cake [POWER GAP] > everything in between.

>>148146370
Don't argue with normalfags, they can't reason. Just direct them back to redshit where they belong.

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>>148140078

That one kind of cut too deep, anon.

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I need her to abuse me, like right now

What do you think the love between a cake and her younger kohai would be like?

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Yes.

I've exhausted all cake manga I can find.

Recs for my fellow cake lovers:
>Nomi Joshi
>Natsu no Zenjitsu (for cake suffering)
>Kono Oneesan wa fiction desu!!
>Game Over
>Sensei Lock On!

Also this one manga with a office lady cake who sleeps nude with a coworker, they don't have sex, she's embarrassed and hijinks ensue. There are only a few chapters unfortunately and I don't think it's still being translated.

>>148154291

What is it that makes Izumi so lovely?

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>>148153683
Sensei is for abusing though, not being abused.

>>148139540
>>148139865
Stupid babies need the MOST attention!

>>148154426
>onee-chan
>lonely
>can fight well
>casual spectator to sibling's incestuous desires
>has cake friends

It's been a while since I watched KnK, but she really stands out for some reason, even more than the teacher cake. KnK should have been only about the Nase family fighting demons.

>>148146310
Stop projecting the american age of consent ages on us, it's pretty much legal to fuck 14 and 15 year olds in most civilized countries.

>>148140120
>a virgin

Has nothing to do with being a cake.

>>148146689
Paedophilia is sexual attraction to prepubescent children.

If you're 15 and haven't reached puberty you've got hormone issues.

Cakes are supposed to be eaten

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Is Mothra kekki? Would Godzilla make her into a mother?

>>148140120
But you're wrong, anon. It simply refers to a single woman, with no romantic relationships around the age of 24-29 years. You may argue that the virginity may be implied, but that's simply not what makes people love cakes. I really don't care about purity (although it may be a nice bonus) or her previous encounters; what matters is that she's alone now. You're not going to let her go to waste, are you?

>>148155178
On time, that is!

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Misaki just wants the batman d.

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I want a Chisato

>>148141700
That's not old

>>148155076
Tell that to the judge

>>148155312
>You're not going to let her go to waste, are you?
Yes.

>>148155687
Don't have to because 15 is the age of consent where I live.

>>148155519
She's 24 in the show and 25 in the movie. A certified cake.

>>148155888
You don't turn cake until you're over 25.

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Jill is a cake right? Chris is gay, he would never put it in.

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>>148155963
Says you.

>>148155988
I don't think you understand how the term came to be.

>>148155888
25 is not old

>>148156100
It is to the older Japanese generation

Younger ones don't care as much.

>>148156056
Nips throw Christmas Cakes out after the 25th because it's not the Christmas season anymore. Nothing hard to see there.

The day after a cake's 25th birthday, she's a cake in my mind.

>tfw cakes are just women at the same age as me

>>148156373
Reverse cakes a shit. Sorry, anon.

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>>148141342
>Why would you bother when you can have the same cake but still fresh?
Allow me to rephrase that for you: why would you bother with a kitten when you can have a lioness?

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>>148143345
>Director of a prominent vidya company
>Her age is "around 30"
>Cute and playful
>Has experience with the sweet-salty vicious cycle of carbohydrates
>Her cat is chubby, she feeds him well

I want to vidya and chill with her, snacks optional.

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Teen cosplays as kekki

>>148141700
I wanna impregnate a cake dammit.

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Isn't Saber a cake too?

>>148142137
Tall women are more likely to be single and remain virgins. Pretty cakes who got pretty later in life could fit that bill too.

>>148157297
She's too flat and petite.

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>>148157178

She was the only good thing about Disappearance of Nagato Yuki-chan, really loved how plump her design was in that.

>>148157297

So long as Medusa counts as one, what do you think a day with either of them would be like?

>>148157350
But she's a virgin over the age of 25.

>>148157330
>Tall women are more likely to be single and remain virgins

Hell yes that means less competition for me. If only I wasn't an idiot in front of women.

>>148157392
Oh yeah I meant that she's too petite to be a good cake.

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Eternal loli yandere cake?

>>148157448
Does that make Monogatari vampire loli a cake?

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>>148157445
Is Saber Lancer a good cake then?

>>148157380
Haven't played F/HA yet but my guess would be they would be pretty chill.

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>>148140078
Some things are best left unsaid anon.

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Does /a/ like it when cakes suffer?

>>148157638

>Shirou is mostly a househusband in F/HA
That sounds incredibly comfy, I'd love that role episode if Medusa was the hardworking, alpha breadwinner.

>>148157392
>virgin

How is this relevant to being a cake, you retard?

>>148157392
>cakes have to be virgins or else they're not cakes

Where the hell do you pull this out of? Your ass?

What does OL even stand for? Over Limit?

>>148154291
The first part of ore x yome was good

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I don't know this one's age specifically but petite older women are the best.

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>>148139540
Cakes deserve happy ends, hugs, and most of all tender and sweet love.

>>148141342
Sensei>Yumiko>=Rumi>shit>Yukino

>>148159265
Office Lady, baka.

>>148159076
Because of retards like him parroting this virginity requirement it will become the new definition of the word.

>>148159265
old lad

>>148159471
>>148159575

WHICH ONE IS IT? THEY BOTH MAKE SENSE

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>>148159423
>Cakes deserve happy ends, hugs, and most of all tender and sweet love.
Good man.

>>148159315
>The first part of ore x yome
Literally my dream relationship. Ino's deredere side is 2pure.

>>148159630
Only for Loving

>>148154291
Kono Oneesan ending was so shit tho.

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>>148159630
It´s Office Lady, bruh.

>all those deletions
Shame threads can be this way, otherwise I would've posted some cakes earlier rather than decide to not see it mixed with random faggotry.

>>148160168
One of few good things in Samurai Flamenco

Does Servant x Service count as an OL cake manga and anime? When you think about it Lucy is basically a cake.

>>148160669
she's like early 20s from what i remember, maybe even 20

>>148160750
And she starts dating.

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>>148160669
I guess a civil servant counts as an OL, though Lucy is 24 if I'm not mistaken. She's barely not a cake. Her blonde coworker (forgot her name, the one that constantly gets bothered by the old lady) might be a keiki though.

Lucy would make a great cake if she were 2 or 3 years older.

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>tfw you never had a beautiful drunk cake teacher who had flirty moments with her students

>>148160674
hell, time to read this again

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Cake teachers are meant to be in loving relationships with their favorite students. Cake office workers are meant to be in loving relationships with their favorite subordinate employee.

Is this right?

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>>148161410
>That obvious sexual tension both of you acknowledge but neither of you can act on
>That painful heartbreak when you finally reach the age of consent and graduate, but need to move to the other side of the country to attend a prestigious university
>That broken promise you will meet again
>TFW no tragedy
>TFW no starstruck lovers, irreconcilably separated by a generation

>>148157245
But Jessie is 17?

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>>148162366
I need a stiff drink

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>>148162351
Right on the money.

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>>148162366
I will wait forever and a day for sensei.

>>148163227
>glorious 2D
>not a nip

I don't know how I feel about Ellen-sensei. But I do like her.

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>>148139540

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>>148163939
Here's hoping her route in the new VN isn't garbage. But I fear it might be.

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>>148163227
>I love my sensei so much
>I will always love my sensei
>Sensei loves you too
That's so sweet!

>>148162491
Is she? For some reason I thought TR was 25

>>148163135
>>don't let this be a dream again!

Can you imagine how comfy it would be to be a househusband to an Alpha business woman or something like that?

>You'll never welcome your older lady home after a day of stressful work with either beer or tea before you spend the entire night doing lewd together

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>>148164946
Sounds ideal to me but if she's too tired, we can just cuddle and keep eachother warm

>>148164946
There's a short manga about that. It's okay. I can't remember the name.

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>>148164946
Madoka's dad is living the dream.

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There's always room for more cake. Especially in story form.

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>>148164051
I know what you mean. I'm not expecting much, but goddamn if the chemistry isn't real between those two.

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>>148164946
Optimal outcome.

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>>148166627

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>wanting your cake to be a virgin
>not wanting to be shown the ropes

Actually, I'm torn on that.

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>>148156859
>If I had been born 10 years earlier
>If I had met her 10 years ago
>I would have fallen madly in love with her
Why is 8-man such a fucking homo, Sensei is literally the perfect woman

>>148166225
It's ok, anon, I know exactly what you're talking about
>Drops his GF because she really didn't care when he moved in with the cake, and tells her to fuck off, he's marrying the cake
Ore X Yome

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>>148168382

Who will win her in the end?

Also what classic anime would you cuddle up with Sensei and watch together after a stressful day of work? I'd pick something like Rose of Versailles or Ideon.

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>>148168382
If the author had any balls, this would be the ending

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>>148166530
>Their fingers lace in a tender, shared squeeze.

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>>148162366
Maya-sensei is a miracle of the universe.

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>>148170157
>Never ever

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>>148170739
We'll always have the fandisk.

>>148147099
Shana is a classic, go for it.

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>>148171276
Cake teachers don't get anywhere near enough love. It's why I fucking adore Fuuga

>>148169696
Nah, this was before Iroha joined the fray.
I'd prefer something like, graduation ceremony ends, next day, or even that afternoon, 8man calls her and invites somewhere, as an adult.

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>>148170157

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>>148171329
>tfw teacher fetish
>tfw I've been graduated for a year and none of the teachers I ever had were attractive

Kill me

>>148172218
>tfw teacher fetish
>parents send me to Christian private school
>all the teachers were old crones

Yeah fuck that. Just went ahead and switched to homeschooling and got a mom fetish.

>>148156975

You do realize if you get into her bedroom you will be strapped down for days, right? There will be whips, candles, dragon dildos and more.

>>148173853
How is that a problem?

>>148159519

No.

No no no.

Not again.

>>148173961

You won't be able to piss without screaming for a week.

>>148170157
Did he cum?

>>148157297
But she was married with kids.

>>148176252

I'd climb that blue mountain and spelunk in her caves.

When /a/ loves cakes, I love /a/.

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Her kisses would always taste like ash.

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>>148179156
But kissing the one I love would be sweeter than honey.

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>>148179725

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>>148179787

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I want to fuck her so bad

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>>148180141

>>148152884
she's in her early 20s in s1
after s2 she's definitely in her late 20's

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What do you call a lady who had everything including the love of her life, and then lost it, and will be a virginal cake in one or two years?

>>148140078
Anon, there are things that shouldn't be said. Even though the truth is good, it still hurts, you know?

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>>148162351
>>148163135
>>148163227
>>148166530
Dreams are meant to end anon, to die. All fades. You must wake up in the end.

Dust, to dust.

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>>148180284
I've said it before, I'll say it again: disregard classmates, acquire teacher.

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>>148179156
That'd make two of us

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I want to nourish a responsible and loving relationship with a bustyChristmas cake, and give her the loyalty and care that she deserves.

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>>148184084
Is this busty enough?

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>>148184260
god bless the japanese and their wacky cartoons

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>>148184522

>>148184522
>wacky
yup, though cartoons aren't the only thing that's wacked

>>148180331
Isn't she Iris' peer? I thought they were young. They're cakes?

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>>148175837
Wouldn't you?

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Does she count as a cake?

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>>148182279
>No, we shouldn't be doing this
>Oh god, he's not letting go
>This isn't right, I'm his teacher
>He's my student
>He's *my* student
>I can't let go either
>Please don't make me wait any longer

>>148186017

No, because she's a colossal semen demon.

>>148157298
I don't know what this is, but I want one.

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Why can't I forever stay younger than most cakes?

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>>148186081
But we don't even know if she's a ho. She may even be a virgin. Not her fault she's sensual.

>>148167439
Whores can't be cakes.

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is Ahagon a cake too ?

she's so perfect

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My cake is my waifu!

>>148186081
>>148186353
>>148186386
Christmas cake means unmarried past 25.
It has nothing to do with virginity.

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>>148163227
I love you, Baker-sensei.
I love you so much.

>>148186614
Does cake start AT 25 or AFTER 25, as is 26?
Or does it not matter.

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>I'm older than half of those "older" women now
The magic is gone.

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>>148186896
dont fuking remind me

>>148186703
A Christmas cake is undesirable after the 25th day of December.
An unmarried women is undesirable after the day she turns 25.

That's how I've always interpreted it, though I'm sure others will disagree especially me since that is the most desirable age.

I really hate how "cake" has become a /v/ term with daily threads, and how no one knows what the fuck it means anymore.

>>148187038
Me too, Cake status starts as soon as 25 is passed. There was some debate in a K-On thread when someone mention that two of them were now cakes.
Turned into a general /a/ shit-fit.

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Choose wisely, friends.

>>148186896
We're all getting there, anon. Although some of use have died already, chances are if youve been here long enough,a good portion of people youve talked to have died.

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>>148186896

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>tfw my supervisor is a Christmas cake who sort of flirts with me
Feelsgoodman

>>148139540
They have had plenty of opportunities to get it. No need to feel sympathy for failures.

>>148153080
is that FUCKING SWAT CATS

not anime just surprised anyone remembers that

>>148186017
nyo

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>>148187386
>3D

>>148187386
Fuck off, crossboarder.

>>148187386
since you're new to /a/, allow me to introduce you to one of our customs...

she is going to get fucked by someone
it's not going to be you
you may be watching when it happens
you may find a dvd of the gangbangs several years later, when you think you are happy

do you enjoy.... NTR?

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>>148155392
That sensei win

>>148187679
>since you're new to /a/
>...
>....
You can fuck off right along with him.

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>>148186896
Our days will come soon enough anon.

Please god can anyone hit me with a translated VN with a cake route, I need this in my life right now.

>>148188448
Koi to Senkyo to Chocolate might have sensei route

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>>148187190
Why is she so perfect?

>>148185724
They're 23, or 24 if under the retcon the prequel made. Neither of them are cakes.

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I want to be held by a cake.

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>>148186896
>No one ever does older men rediscovering the zest in life because of a younger girl

Don't get me wrong, I'll ALWAYS love cakes, but when cakes are your age or younger, you simply start to wonder. And then suddenly, milfs are your peers. And eventually, younger than you.

I'm starting to understand why.

>>148182209
>no FNV animu

Just kill me now senpai. I even played as a cake.

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You will never tease a cake.

>>148190012
sauce?

>>148140078
This was very eye opening.

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>>148186557
She appears to be roughly the same age as Shizuku, but even if she were "only" as old as Ko she'd be a cake.

>>148139540
>>148140120
>>148141214
>>148155312
>>148156277
>>148186614
>>148187038
I really hate to be that guy, but I thought this term wasn't as widespread as it used to be. Even though I do understand youth is a social stigma in Japan, I don't see what makes a 25+ year old a cake if she chooses not to work right away and decides to live life the fullest during her prime. After all, they still look good during their 30s, 40s, and even 50s, right?

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>it's an anon realize he's gonna die a lonely death episode

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This thread is making me too sad.

>>148186896
A new magic begins. Remember all those fat, bald old man doujins? You're now old enough to start seducing high school girls and break them into your own personal toys.

>>148142137
I really hate this. As if petite cakes didn't exist.

You just want a girl who's as much of a loser as you so she's desperate and won't judge you.

Well too bad cause all girls lose their virginity by 16 at the oldest nowadays.

>>148190537
Akiko-san

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>you'll never make a cakes dreams come true

>>148142230
>and if you want to depict a more mature person you exaggerate how big they are.


sounds like it could be extremely painful.

>>148193082
shut the fuck up

>>148191470
Didn't know /r9k/ was up this early

>>148140078
Don't let the darkness inside.
Don't let it in.

>>148140078
I'm only 20 so I still have a chance. I just like cakes because they're usually depicted with attractive personalities.

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>>148192787
>>148191189
>>148190782
You know how they say it's only little girls who sit there dreaming of their wedding day?

It's not just them.

It's not just them at all.

>>148184522
Hey I think I recognize that dog.

You don't happen to have a Lise figure, do you?

I just want to live in a nice cottage, waking up with my cake next to me and then snuggling back to sleep in.

>>148169696
If author did this i can imagine all that japs being butthurt

>>148195034
>I'm only 20 so I still have a chance.
This is one of the funniest things i've read today.

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>>148195034
>I'm only 20 so I still have a chance.
I thought the same thing, 2 years later the suicidial thoughts have gotten even worse and I can barely drag myself out of bed.

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>>148186896
I'm not quite thirty yet but this still probably applies to me anyways.

>>148157298
Jesus, this is disgusting.

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>>148191380
>Becoming the bald old man
>Not becoming the mature gentleman that prevents girls from being corrupted in the first place.

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does the hapless no gf friend of the MC ever deserve cake?

>>148199255
Cakes aren't allowed to have happy endings

>>148139540
>>148139865
I'm going to travel to Japan one day and give a lot of cakes some much needed love.

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>>148199058
>yfw

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>>148188949
She's a Christmas Cake. It would be odd if she wasn't perfect.

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>>148199255

>>148199935
I like this one. Dude's an asshole, cake is literally perfection. He loses in the end and is happy about it, but he won't be a couple years later.

Meanwhile, her taste in men will go even younger.

>>148140078
Anon pls

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>>148140078
>better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all

Tell that to my crippling debt from the whole ordeal. Cakes are best, but better to never have gone through a split than have. Such is the risk you take.

>>148200945
>better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all
>retards misusing the quote again
Every fucking day

>>148201321
>married and divorced the same guy over and over again

Stop posting her in these threads you autist

There isn't enough Cake manga.

>>148156859
>someone marry this woman already

W-what did he mean by this?!

>>148201762
>proceeds to use her only for sex
>proceeds to crush on some random younger girl
>ends up with neither

What a guy.

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>>148201384
Take your downs meds Anon you're having an episode

>>148201887
>proceeds to use her only for sex
He deserves the truck ending

>>148201834
>not a single one of them won

Just kill me already.

>278 posts
>not a single one of them about the crossdresser fucking an actual cake

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>>148201986
we all mature people here

>>148202102
>>148201762
>>148199935
Samefag? So did you just finish it or something? Are you triggered or did you like it?

>>148201834
Why can't they be real

>>148202176
Because then they wouldn't be perfect

>>148202140
Only one of those is my. Relax.

>>148202208
I wasn't talking shit, I was just wondering if you read it recently and if you liked it.

Is it just me, or do different cake-centric manga and anime show up in these threads over time as cakefags search meticulously for more? I feel like every time I finish a few cake series, other anons did around the same time.

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>>148201986
Since nobody plans on doing it

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>just turned 18
>I'm now in the same adult boat as all the other cakes
>not sure whether to feel young or feel old

Is it just me or does cakedom only really work for /ss/ and shotas?

>>148201902
You're the one that should take his pills seeing as how you're incapable of posting characters that are actual cakes

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>>148202453
>just turned 18
>I'm now in the same adult boat as all the other cakes

>>148202453
nigga you are literally 18, relax.

>>148202453
>I'm now in the same adult boat as all the other cakes

You're not.

>>148202272
Oh, okay then. I read it a year ago or something. I found this very enjoyable. One of my favorite manga now. But yeah, ending and whole mess with this blank girl make me so angry, I almost drop it.
>>148202453
>18
See ya in 7 years, mate.

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>>148202453
>18
>old
what

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>>148202453
>18
>old

You're still a little boy, squirt.

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Cake.

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>>148203112
Did you possibly imply cake?

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>>148155295
damn right he would.

>>148203302
>>148155295
STOP

GODZILLA IS PURE

>>148141483
Or you are kind to the society and Earth.

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>>148203302

>>148159652
I'm with you on that one, pal.

>>148186896
This. I can't self insert as the little boy anymore, I can't even self insert at the office kouhai.
The dream is dead.

>mfw soon to be wizard
>mfw still look like a kid

I don't know if I should feel conflicted or not.

Nah, screw it, never met any actual good cake that didnt carry dead weight (kids), it's so fucking obvious they are looking for something serious (aka, someone stupid enough to clean other guys fuckups)

/blog

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>>148203486
>>148203756
Destroyer would be a spicy cake.

>>148203950
So you're not man enough to handle children.
>kids

Or intelligent enough to know what a cake is.

Retarded newfag.

>>>/r9k/

>>148204024
well then, let me correct

I've yet to meet a cake.

>So you're not man enough to handle children.
Yeah, surely taking care of another guys responsability suits you well.

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>all this /r9k/-tier blog shit

Post cakes or get the fuck out.

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>>148204291
Sorry anon, we just got depressed

posting best cake again

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>>148204291
Just read this. What a treat.

>>148204542
Where are the big tits?

>>148204631
adjust your expectations, yung hopper. unstimulated bewbs rarely grow big

if a christmas cake has big boobs, chances are she's a slutcake that nobody wants to commit too

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>>148203966
How can Godzilla be a cake if Godzilla is king of the monsters?

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>>148204703
Yeah right, faggot.

>>148204623
I get a lot of hate for it, but I thought Mao getting with a guy older than her was fucking guy. I like /ss/, but fuck that noise.

>>148162351
Best thing read today. Cheers.

>>148204631
People like you are the reason we hardly have any variety in christmas cakes

>>148205001
this

It makes more sense if grils with non-negotiable flaws remain single regardless of the body type

>>148154291
Natsuzora and Run