ITT: True wisdom you learned from anime 4chan Pass user

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>Instant shitposting powers activate

4chan Pass user since May 2013.

Derp.

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>>148004284
>There are faggots everywhere

4chan Pass user since October 2016.

Nothing triggers people easier than paying for thing that are free

4chan Pass user since August 2016.

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[The user has set this comment to only display to 4chan pass account holders.]

4chan Pass user since December 2014.

>>148004284
>>148004325
>>148004453
>>148004531
>>148004602
Good goyim.

4chan Pass user since October 2016.

>>148004284
Only a retard pays for things.

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>>148004284

>>148004631
how long until this feature gets banned?

>>148004716
It wont last long because it instantly derails threads and turns it into a shitposting war.

4chan Pass user since May 2013.

I think mootwo should give add the feature of being able to add a small message in your pass signature. It would be such a good incentive that even I would buy one.

>>148004284
Ok how retarded is Hiro that he though this was a smart idea?

I thought signatures weren't allowed? Did the gook fuck things up again?

>>148004962
Its not a signature tho, we have no control beyond whether we show it or not

>>148005023
Well anyway, it's gone now.

>>148005071
>>148005071
Mods are fags, as usual.

>>148005149
Thats shitty. I was enjoying triggering the fuck out of /a/

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>>148005149
It's the only thing on 4chan that has not changed ever

>>148005149
>>148005071
Good, this was a mistake and I hope hiroshimoot only had it as an epic troll.

>>148005071
And this is what teaches the mod to keep Hiro away from "features"

>>148005260
>making this autistic hell hole a little more fun in an innocent way WAS A MISTAKE

Fuck you and fuck the mods.

>>148005309
I was laughing my ass during the time it was up as well, but you have to realize that having that mark de-rail a thread every fucking day would be hell.

Tons of pass shitposting threads would pop up every day and it would just get annoying.

>>148004284
oh good it shows up in the catalog as plain text so it looks like a weird non-sequitur too

>>148005366
They could have at least left it up for A DAY, though.

IT IS BACK HOLEEE SHIIIT

4chan Pass user since May 2013.

>>148005410
We're back, baby!

4chan Pass user since December 2014.

>people paid to shitpost with the passes just to find out its removed the bait

>>148004531
>free
What did I missed?

Look, I'm into the clu, too.
4chan Pass user since May 2017.
Did you expect a non shitpost?

>>148005575
>>148005579
Hiro should an hero

>>148005713
Posting is free. Pissing people off however costs $20

4chan Pass user since August 2016.

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Oh shit
I learned I like dark (anime) girls

>>148004799
I just don't understand why it has to be so visible as opposed to a little clover badge besides your name or something like that.

>>148005970
Because it gets replies this way

>>148005970
It isn't permanently visible unless the pass poster actually types in "since4pass" in the mail field.
So it is literally just shitpost on demand.

This is nothing compared to Naruto day. Is this the best hiro can do?

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I also learned that I can't live without anime

4chan Pass user since April 2016.

>>148006133
That might actually ring true for quite a lot of people here.

4chan Pass user since October 2016.

>>148004531
>>148004602
>>148004799
>>148005575
>>148005579

I know you are showing off your passes intentionally for the sake of shitposting, but I'm gonna have to ask you to stop.

I'm not even memeing, this is an actual request, and here's why: some things get out of control very, very fast, and if you keep showing off that pass, people will start posting it non-ironically, and then it will stop being funny. Shitposting is fine, except when it's related to something that may be potentially destructive to the innate identity of the site itself.

>"lol muh community"

Regardless of what you may think or say, you're here, you're likely to be addicted to this website, and you'd hate to see this place become a circlejerk like Reddit or Facebook -and you'd feel even worse for having contributed to destroying your own favorite site for the sake of ironic shitposting-.

If you aren't going to stop, then at the very least keep this in mind for when you may reconsider your actions.

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>>148006440

Kiss my ass.

4chan Pass user since December 2014.

>>148006440
Look at the top of the page. Its 4chans birthday. We get to have some fun today.

Its an online image board, stop taking it so seriously.

4chan Pass user since August 2016.

>>148006440
>saying this to shitposters

Anon is a genius

What the fuck? How long it's been since this feature is running?
I didn't see shit 6 hours ago, came back and find this, this is going to be as >>148004799 anon said.

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>>148006440
There's no use. You can't reason with australians.

>>148006497
>We get to have some fun today.
Is that why mods are deleting every thread on /a/ that has a pass signature in the OP?

>>148006748
Off topic and meta threads should be deleted. Nothing wrong with that

>>148006440
I doubt it's here to stay mate. Let people have their fun for a day.

oshoi!
OSHOI SUGERUO

>>148006613
Please stop taking 4chan seriously. It ruins the experience.

>>148006785
Well at this point, every thread that opens with the siggy is pretty much a meta thread bud.

>>148006785
There was one thread about SHAFT that was completely on topic. They deleted it for no reason.
http://desuarchive.org/a/thread/148002904/

>>148006785
Yeah sure, they're making a joke but deleting reactions to it, that makes sense.

>>148006826
>>>/v/

>>148006794
That's what they said about the nazi.

>>148006900
Have some fun lad, its 4chans birthday!

SLURP

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>yfw this was a preliminary apology done out of obligation
Where's your god now?

>>148006943
It ends in 1 hour so I can call it a day.

>CTRL-F 2012
>0 results
和露他

4chan Pass user since September 2012.

>>148006952
Actually that tweet was aimed at /v/ for something he posted there.

>>148006943
>>>/v/

>>148006440
>you'd hate to see this place become a circlejerk like Reddit or Facebook
You're posting on /a/ right now anon. This board is more of a circlejerk than reddit could ever dream of being.

>>148007073
I do not understand. I only post on here and /o/ so what do /v/ have to do with not taking websites seriously?

>>148007053
Notice me senpai

4chan Pass user since December 2012.

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It can always get worse

>>148007133
Don't reply to me, newfag.

4chan Pass user since September 2012.

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>>148007325

4chan Pass user since December 2012.

What's the point in showing how long you've had a pass? Is that supposed to inspire me to get one?

>>148007508
Either that or chinkmoot think it's funny for the anniversary. Probably the former.

>>148007563
I'm honestly surprised that Hiro did something for once.

>>148007563
Yeah, the threads all being deleted should fill you with dread.

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>>148007622
Ahahaha
Hahahahaha

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>>148007622
what a worthless faggot

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>>148007622
at least you tried

>>148007832
Pretty good bargain.

Has the banners ever made anyone else visit a board? They are a nice feature.

>>148007935
We used to have anime banners only, newfag.

4chan Pass user since September 2012.

>>148007964
No the new ones fag. The ones advertising for all the other 4chan board.

wish I wasn't a poor neet so I could get a pass to shitpost

>>148008087
>I could get a pass to shitpost
Disgusting, such a waste. A pass is something you buy only to find out you can shitpost with it at a later point

>>148008011
That's what I'm saying. Ever since moot put /v/ermin banners up on /a/, I disabled banners in adblock.

4chan Pass user since September 2012.

>>148007935
Honestly, yeah.

They're a pretty fun window to other boards, especially smaller ones.

>>148008118
Well thats boring, there are some good ones and it helps to spread the community of each board.

>>148008180
Fuck off, crossboarder.

4chan Pass user since September 2012.

I skipped a couple years of renewal so I hope this isn't worst possible result

4chan Pass user since December 2012.

haha
what the hell is this then

>>148008237
Unfortunately I have interests other than anime so I browse and post on other boards. If this offends you then you can leave, you do realize you have no control right?

>>148008315
No, you leave. I'm in charge of this thread.

4chan Pass user since September 2012.

>>148008087
Yeah me too.

>>148008364
I'm on charge of this thread and he is free to stay

If I had known this was coming I would have kept my original pass instead of giving it away

4chan Pass user since January 2015.

>>148008364
I think I'll stay in this thread why I also browse /pol/.

>>148008421
Show your pass date. I have the oldest one here. That means I have to take care of you plebs. I report posts and the people get banned in seconds. Don't provoke me.

>>148008422
if I had known this was coming, I still woudn't have bought a pass

Why the fuck would you retards waste $15 or even $20 on something like skipping captcha? I know they're annoying as fuck and waste a ton of time, but anyone posting here has no life anyway.

>>148008466
Your loss.

4chan Pass user since January 2015.

>>148008462
>Show your pass date
Fuck off. That is worse cancer than "post your MAL"

>>148008490
Mad newfag is mad.

4chan Pass user since September 2012.

>visual proof that the biggest cancer of 4chan are the oldfags and the people who support the site
Ironic.

Don't even fucking bother wasting your money on this shit, it's just a massive scam. 4chan gold members are the only real niggas.

>>148008485
Captcha is shitty as fuck. I'd rather support 4chan than keep filling out images for jewgle.

/a/ is filled with turbo weebs who go into autistic fits if anyone so much as implies japan isn't perfect in every way.

>>148008462
>Show your pass date. I have the oldest one here. That means I have to take care of you plebs.
What it means is that you were the most gullible idiot at the time moot implemented captcha. The rest of us assumed it was only temporary and didn't want to waste our money.

>>148008579
/a/ is full of turbo weebs who take this place seriously. 4chan itself is a joke, please calm down

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>>148004284

>>148008485
I've been here since 2005 and post daily, why wouldn't I want to support this website while also making my experience more convenient? I can understand why normalfags from facebook and reddit wouldn't care, you just come to this place for "dank memes" and shitposting.

>>148008524
>he thinks the shitposters are oldfags
That's adorable,anyone that has gotten in 4chan post 2003 is automatically a newfag and they will always be one.

>>148008662
>he doesn't have a tag

4chan Pass user since October 2016.

>>148007622
<span class="pu-lbl">4chan Pass user since October 2016<span class="pu-lbl"></span></span>

>>148008749
>literally bought his shecklepass today
>thinks that makes him special

4chan Pass user since December 2014.

>>148008579
Hello newfriend.

>>148008806
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>>148008816
as far as I'm concerned only september to the first sale is any good at all

4chan Pass user since December 2012.

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This picture was made as a joke and now its becoming a reality

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>>148004284
>4chan Pass user since December 2014.

>>148008974
Mind posting that again, this time without the paywall?

>>148008816
>not buying new 4chan passes every day, and making your device use the new code each day

4chan Pass user since October 2016.

>>148008749
rofl what a fag

4chan Pass user since September 2012.

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>>148006440
This post would be perfect if you had the 4chan pass

But instead I'm just going to call you a faggot and hope someone else picks up the pasta

>>148009301
So what's that gibberish even mean? You're jealous?

>>148009361
>>148004531
>>148004602
>>148004799
>>148005575
>>148005579

I know you are showing off your passes intentionally for the sake of shitposting, but I'm gonna have to ask you to stop.

I'm not even memeing, this is an actual request, and here's why: some things get out of control very, very fast, and if you keep showing off that pass, people will start posting it non-ironically, and then it will stop being funny. Shitposting is fine, except when it's related to something that may be potentially destructive to the innate identity of the site itself.

>"lol muh community"

Regardless of what you may think or say, you're here, you're likely to be addicted to this website, and you'd hate to see this place become a circlejerk like Reddit or Facebook -and you'd feel even worse for having contributed to destroying your own favorite site for the sake of ironic shitposting-.

If you aren't going to stop, then at the very least keep this in mind for when you may reconsider your actions.

4chan Pass user since October 2016.

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>Happy 15th birthday 4chan!
We're now rolling out /pass/, which is exclusively for 4chan Pass™ patrons who have been with us for a year or more!

In addition to the customizable message in the pass signature that 4chan Pass™ users can use, they are now able to add emojis!

We are also introducing the Platinum Pass, which has the same features as the Silver Pass and Gold Pass. With access to superspoilers and hidden images, that only 4chan Pass™ users are able to view, Platinum Pass users also have no cooldown timers and an extra fancy frame on their posts.

We think this will incentivize users even more to make higher quality posts, which is what we're aspiring to as a social community.

Well this is new. Okay.

>>148009436
Its 4ch birthday
Have some fun
Dont be a serious samantha

>>148009444
I feel like you should be posting in this thread instead:
>>147999943

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Why has no one pointed out if you buy a pass you wont be able to ban evade anymore?

Checkmate, goyims.

>>148009444
will superspoilers finally be strong enough to hide a nipple behind

4chan Pass user since December 2012.

>>148009702
Disable pass until ban expire.

4chan Pass user since December 2012.

>>148008579
Nanking is a Chinese lie, don't believe the ruse.

>>148009077
this would have been funny once if you weren't serious

>>148009731
>>148009733
platinumfag detected

>>148009444
as expected of the legacy of moot, even dead his shilling can't be stopped

>>148004284
>4chan Pass user since December 2014.
what the fuck

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>>148009733
But if you change your IP wont you lose your pass?

>>148010112
No. The pass is essentially a login system. You can log out and login any time.

>>148010112
That's why I will never give up phoneposting for such a shitty fad.

>>148010112
If you had a pass, you'd know the answer.

4chan Pass user since June 2016.

What's going on here?

Newfags get >>>/out/

4chan Pass user since October 2003.

Feels shill man

>>148004284
what is the best post anons have seen from pass users?

any tl/drawfag/webbum/etc?

Only 4chan gold account users can post in this thread.

>>148009702
>getting banned
shitty poster detected

4chan Pass user since September 2012.

>>148010564
>>>/b/>706221351
That user won the internet.

>>148011069

>>>/b/706221351

All tripfags are cancer.
Except hox

>>148011910
Put your trip on hox and start banning people

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Is this fucking real life?

4chan Pass user since January 2014.

I bought a pass when it first came out and I still use the activation for things. It has long expired.

Can you disable this?

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>inb4 /v/

This is the future of 4chan.

>>148005260
Considering he locked banner voting to pass users and has reduced their cooldown timer for maximum shitposting it wouldn't surprise me if the Jew thought giving bragging rights to suckers was a brilliant idea.

I don't mind epic troll days, but I have no faith in Hiro's ability to administer the site when he's a massive newfag.

>>148010873
disregard this, I suck cocks

4chan Pass user since September 2012.

HIIIIIIIRO

>>148015444
NAKAAAAAMUUUURAAAA

>>148009444
What a fucking waste of trips. This is the Densetsu No 4Chan Gold we've memed about for generations!

>>148005889

>anime brainwashed you into liking nigresses

wew lad

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I want to make lots of hope!

>>148006731
>phoneposter criticizing anyone

>>148016852
She's Okinawan, not black.

4chan Pass user since May 2016.

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>>148014319
Further proof that meme magic really is real.

>>148006440
This desu

4chan Pass user since November 2015.

>>148006440
Spamming this on every board is a bannable offense.

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Top-tier thread.

>>148014319
I don't get it

What's different?

>>148017382
Global Rule #1 is misspelled. It should read "Don't talk about /b/."

since4pass