>you miraculously make a family of your own and have a child.

Son = Rui
Daughter = Remilia

>>>/b/

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>>146908055
you know the drill

>>146908151
no sane parent would name their child with weird names, r-right?

>>146908055
Yuiyui

male: Kamina Michael Jordan Cowboy Bebop
female: Sakura

>>146908055
Girl-> Mikoto
Boy-> Akira

Kiiroyuki (黄雪)

>>146908055
Does it need to sound weeb as fuck or are stealth weeb names allowed too?

>>146908570
stealth weab names? like what?

>>146908055
Naruto. If girl also Naruto

M 冷太
F 静子
So that they become a nice boy or girl who don't get into trouble.

>>146908751
marisa for example.

>>146908982
There is nothing wrong with the name Marisa.
http://www.behindthename.com/name/marisa/top/united-states

>>146908055

>boy
Kensamarabi.

>girl
Chichi

>>146908751
A name that could easily work in another language or is actually in another language and is only recognizable as a weeb name if you recognize the source/pattern.

>>146909003
How new are you brah

>>146908055
>only weab names allowed
Sorry, but my son would be named Meriadoc. It's just such a pleasant name.

>>146909152
Jacob?

Anna

>>146908055
Rurushu vui Buritannia

>>146908939
I can tell that thw F name is either Shizuko or Kyoko, but what the fuck is 冷太? Reioo ?

Eris for girl and boys are given away for adoption

I'd name her Megane, this way I could call her Megumin and people would just think it's a cute nickname, also I want to see her face when she's a teenager and I tell her I just named her "glasses" in japanese.

Mistake

Male: Kirito Sasuke Lamperouge
Female: Kuroneko Madoka Suzumoya

>>146909239
Reifuto?
Tsumetafuto?

>>146908055
Alexander Siegfried

Kairi?
Nanalan?

If a boy: Shinji
If a girl: Rei

>>146909171
Sorry, not him.
Just recently reread based LotR, remembered what a great name that was.

>>146910157
rei sounds like it could be a real name though. you should name her misato or asuka instead because it sounds more weeb.

Alexander, because my name is Philip and I'm a huge history weeb and because I liked Alexander in Fate/Zero

If a boy, Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Comedy wa Machigatteiru
If a girl, Yuusha ni Narenakatta Ore wa Shibushibu Shuushoku wo Ketsui Shimashita
If a dog, Kumo Desu Ga, Nani Ka

>>146908055
Male = Kino
Female = Kino
Fucker's going to be named after a poor Mexican fisherman or a poor not-British wanderer.

>>146908055
8man!

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>>146910881
"Wow dad, you named me after an awesome, badass god of war?!"
"ｗｗｗ～～～～" I named you after a fucking loser!"

>>146908055
I named my daughter Rei. She doesn't know where that name is from, and thinks that it is unique and cute.

My wife named our daughter Saya after Saya no Uta. I don't look forward to day that we have to tell her where her name came from.

Jack

I'm literally Japanese, so I most likely will think of some weeab ass name.

When my brother was born and my parents asked for suggestions for a name, I suggested one of my favorite character names from an anime I liked.
>mfw they used it
I never told my brother, though.

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>>146911134
My older brother did the exact same shit to me. He named me after the Red Ranger from Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers. It was either that or Michael Angelo from TTMT.

>>146911090
Saya is a good Shoggoth.

If it's a boy: Tetsuo

If it's a girl: rururaruri rurararirararururirirari rirararururararururararirari

>>146911222
Hi Jason.

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>>146908055

ZAMASU

>>146910157
Came here to post this

>>146908055
If it's a girl: Alice
If it's a boy: Alice

>>146909058
Risa/Lisa
Rize/Lize

stuff like that.

>>146908055
guillotine gorilla

>>146909989
>>146909239
prolly Reita

>>146908055
Mobilesuitgundam

Vash would be an excellent weeb name for a boy or a girl. It's simple, unique, and elegant.

>>146909337
This

>>146908055
Nanoha, I want her to be as based as her.

>>146908055
Niggar Nutzack

Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

No matter if its a boy or a girl.

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If boy, Casval
If girl, Kamille

>>146908055
Shinji or Rei

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>>146912586

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If I ever have a daughter, I'm gonna name her Meiling. Because it's the only weeb name that I can think of that works in my language.

Boy: Masaka
Girl: Tadaima

>>146911743
Oh, so apparently it's 伶太 and he's just a retard, got it

>>146914732
this

Boy: kakyoin
Girl: i wanted a boy

Shiba Tatsuya

>>146910157
This.

>>146908055
If it's a girl: Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade
If it's a boy: Naruto

If it was a girl, Kagami
Then I would call her Kagamin and dress her in cute girly clothes
If it was a boy, see above

if girl: Wilhelmina Braunschweig Ingenohl Friedeburg

if boy: abortion and another try

john

I'm not even an Ilyafag but i love her name. Not to mention it's a legit name in my country,though super rare.

>>146908055
Daughter: Kaori or Michiru
Boy: Ryoma, it's not even a debate.

>>146908781

That child is 6 years old now, old enough to search her name and maybe eventually find this post.

Girl: Arisa
Boy: John Smith

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Cumslave
Cumslave

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>ctrl+f Lelouch
>no results
Fucking plebs. If outer gods willing I ever did bring forth biological spawn into this world, I could actually see myself somewhat seriously considering naming the kid Lelouch. Unlike most of the names here it could actually pass for a non-weeb name, unlike naming your kid Kiririn or Kensuke.

>>146920622
>could actually pass for a non-weeb name
Have you tried googling it?

>>146909391
What does it say that I read that pronounced as "mii stakeh" at first glance?

>>146908055
Girl Kirino
Boy Hank Hill

>>146920656
I mean among normalfags. Your average third grade teacher is much more likely to not question a kid named something that just sounds like some weird but still western new age name like Aiden as opposed to a white kid named Sakamoto.

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>>146908219
>>146909501
>>146910844
>>146911224
>>146912586
>>146919331
>>146917687

Boy: Taiga
Girl: Taiga

catherine and call her katyusha as nickname

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>>146908055
Mio.
It's weaby AND normal

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>>146908055

Who cares about a name! Having brought life into this world once I'd endeavour to do it again! But this time with my waifu!

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>>146908151
>>146908190

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Boy: Franz
Girl: Kafuka

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>>146908055
>>146911358
If boy: Zamasu.
If girl: Gowasu.

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Girl: Umaru
Boy: Taipei

I'd make sure either older one was the boy and try to make the girl learn to loves Vidya and other weeb activities. I'd also buy the girl an orange hamster hoodie

>>146908055
Boy: Walter
Girl: Victoria

Girl: Yuki
Boy: Yuuji

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Sariel Basileia Othinus
Athanasia Degurechaff
Bernkastel Theotanasia
Tabitha Alipheese

My child is going to hate me.

>>146922976
nah kids these days are named all kind of retarded things, you'll fit right in

Female: TaQuaysha
Male: JoQuayron

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>>146923031
Can't wait till they fill the boxes in the SATs with their name. It's going to be a living hell.

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If it´s a boy, Midoriya. So I can say MIDORIYA, MY BOY, as I impart my wisdom upon him.

If it´s a girl, Yura. I will raise her to be the cutest operator.

Joseph Johnathan [surname]

>>146908781
reimu could pass for a decent name in the west

>>146908055
Geist

>18th birthday present is a grenade and a knife

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>>146908055
If girl: Mizuki.
If boy: Mizuki.

>>146922976
That's a clusterfuck anon.

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Korbo.

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Yudi

Boy: Candy Boy
Girl: Ore no Imouto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai

The kid gets called Satoshi if its a boy cause it's a simple name and its used in hellova lot of anime so nobody can pinpoint the source
If a girl, then Sophia, a non-weeb name because fuck man I ain't missing out on having my daughter's name sound like "Severe Frost", name that lil shit after a weather condition

>>146908055
male: Naruto
female: Sakura

>>146925630
I feel sorry for this baby, not because of his name, but because of his parents.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmFWqEHI71g

>>146908055
First name: Mira
Second name: Kuru

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Lupin, he'll grow up to be a pussy slayer

>>146908055
Male: Noir
Female: Noire

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Boy: Shiki
Girl: Shiki

Dark Flame Master

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>>146908055
Girl: Ryuuko.
Boy: Senketsu.

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>>146908055
Rururaruri Rurararirararururirirari Rirararururararururararirari

Boy:Sasha
Girl:Sasha
Fuck you i'm russian.

>>146930636
idi nahui drop awp cyka

JugemuJugemuGokounoSurikireKaijariSuigyounoSuigyoumatsuUnraimatsuFuuraimatsuKuuneruTokoroniSumutokoroYaburakoujinoBurakoujiPaipoPaipoPaiponoShuuringanShuuringannoGuurindaiGuurindaioPonpokopi-noPonpokona-noChoukyuumeinoChousuke

Boy: Demon King
Girl : Goddess

Joseph

Yamagami Lucy Kimiko Akie Airi Shiori Rinne Yoshiho Ayano Tomika Chitose Sanae Mikiko Ichika

>>146912600
>giving your girl a man's name
I'd punch you if I could.
Jerid you piece of shit.

>>146908055
Daughter: Alice
Son: Alice too

>>146908781
he lives in hawaii, he might actually be a nip which makes the name fine.

>>146908055
Spike

Boy: Jun (淳)
Girl: Jun (純)

Conan

Sasuke

>>146919948
That's my name. Are you a Slav?

>>146933946
Are Estovakians even slavs

>>146934050
Sounds pretty slavic

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Rei
>only one letter shorter than my name

If it was a guy I'd name him Amuro Char Brighto-san RX-78-2 Jose Hayato Kai

>>146911222
>Michael Angelo
kek
His name is Michelangelo.