What would you do to cheer up Homura?

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>>145664039

>>145664062
I cant even cheer up myself
how am i supposed to cheer up Homura?

>>145664039
Give her nudes of madoka.

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Homura? More like HomuRAW

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>>145664039

>>145664039
fuck her raw

>>145664039
Kill all her friends

Save Madoka. It's far easier when you are born into magic and not some pleb who has to use fucking gunpower and human weapons against the enemy.

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>>145664215
>not using them when you're provided hammerspace for storage plus timestop to use them however you want
>proven effective against everything but Walburger

No anon, you are the plebeians.

>>145664567
Mahou Shoujo? More like aho shoujo

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>>145664567

>>145664567
RPG-7s arent really modern. It's also not in service in Japaj at all, so she would've had to travel to come former combloc or middle eastern country to get one. I think Homura would operate best with a standard 5.56 rifle like a Velmet M76 or Galil. They can lay down enough lead while managing recoil that she'd be able to stay on target. A high capacity sidearm in 9mm or .380 ACP would be ideal as well. Explosives like grenades or rockets are too dangerous when operating as a team, especially when some teammates fight close in with melee weapons

>>145664039
First take off her glasses. Glasses are shit and are proven to decrease happiness by 70%.

>>145664942
Go away.

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>>145665614
That is but a small factor, the bigger problems are actually elsewhere. Let's see to exhibit 1:

To the right: healthy girl in body growth and lifestyle, having fun and enjoying herself at the beach

To the left: pettanko, self-consciousness in public especially when around larger breasted girls, unable to have fun and enjoy the moment under the circumstances

>>145666281
Mami is only a year older than Homura and Madoka right? How the fuck is she so stacked while Homura and Madoka only have mosquito bites? Was her wish to be a busty preteen or was it just a side effect of her wishing to have more friends?

>>145666522
Better gaijin genes.

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>>145666281
All I see to the right is a dead girl
All I see to the left is a best girl

Just pull the trigger, do it, just let it go, its not worth it.

>>145666816
Awesome taste, but let's not forget that thanks to the two goddesses so far taking turns and bringing two of them from the dead each time the entire main cast of six is alive for the time being.

>>145664826
>literally chinese cartoon

Beat her up and rape her.

>>145666816
Would Homura only have sex with you if you wore Madoka cosplay in bed? Imagine wearing a tight little Madoka dress while you fuck Homura. She'd close her eyes and suck your cock so hard it would feel like she's trying to pull your soul out of your dick. Plus you could cum deep inside, so long as you don't mind her calling you Madoka while you do.

>>145667116
>six
Does Nagisa really count?

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>>145664039
Exercise helps lift the mood, especially with a friend.

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>>145664095
I feel you, anon.

>>145664095
Sudoku for two players is quite recommended in cases like this, trust me I'm a doctor

How many visitors did hospital homu get every week

>>145667997
Probably 0. She had no friends and her parents don't seem to care about her particularly.

>>145667997
-2 for dead/absent parenting

>>145668124
She's a japanese girl and don't even have a childhood friend?

>>145664039
Kill Madoka for her so she doesn't have to do that herself.

>>145664039
Convince Madoka to ask her out.

Homura was made for rough anal sex.

>>145669746
How would rough anal sex with Homura feel?

>>145669899
She's just gonna lie there like a dead fish

>>145664039
"Tomorrow's another day!"

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This doujin.

>>145671124
This looks shooped

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love her

>>145664039
introduce her to /r9k/ so she has a place to vent emotionally in the form of greentexts

>>145674391
Introduce her to tumblr

>>145674604
Homura isn't an SJW.

>>145664942
>while managing recoil
>magical lich
I don't think she needs to worry as much about recoil as an average girl her size would.

>>145666522
>How the fuck is she so stacked
She wished for bigger breasts.

>>145667365
>suck your cock
>Madoka wouldn't have one of those disgusting things. I must fix that.
>she stops time
>rips off your dick
>uses magic to heal the wound into a vagina
>time resumes

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>>145664039
3) Put it in

>>145677777

>>145671124
>it's not not fully translated

>>145678263
>wanting to read it

>>145678517
You can't truly appreciate how awful something is unless you can understand it.

>>145664039
I don't think it's possible to cheer up a Homura that's watching her best friend die at this very moment.

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>>145674131

i never understood the appeal of timeline #1 moeblob homu

homu isnt homu unless she's visibly depressed, tired or suicidal or smug

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>>145680890
Every Homu comes together in order to make up her complete character. That's why I love all of them.

>>145681039
I every not akuma homu (glasses, no glasses, and Homulilly) fought, who would win?

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>>145680890
Please, Madoka is the queen of smug.

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>>145681843
Homulilly is the strongest, but she'd just kill herself. So no glasses Homu would win.

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There is so much symbolism in this movie. I love how despite having watched it like 20 times, sometimes when I rewatch it I can notice something new that changes my perspective on certain scenes.

I honestly think that's why a lot of people dislike Rebellion. There is a shitton of subtleties going on in the background that can be hard to pick up on if you only watch it once.

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>>145664039
I would hug her. And I could try to be her new best friend.

I don't think that would stop her from trying to save Madoka though. Maybe I would have to get involved with Kyuubey to keep them both safe.

>>145664095
Do you need a hug too, anon?

>>145664942
I don't think she has to worry about recoil, she managed to stay on target with an MG42/34 with one hand

If Madoka didn't become God could Homura have still been able to keep looping back?

>>145664567
I ate at the Wahlburgers by Fenway a couple nights ago. Yappari, it was shit.

>>145686039
I like to think that it would have set up a new loop every month, so Homura can save scum her entire life into an ideal form.

>>145664942
There are RPG-7s floating around the black market and criminal underworld, which is where we see Homura lifting shit from. Someone turned one in during an LAPD gun buyback a few years ago.

>>145686212
Actually, I googled it, that was an M72 LAW. Point still stands.

>>145686039
She can keep resetting time until she falls to despair and turns into a witch. Looking at the darkening of her Soul Gem towards the end of the anime, it's likely that she would have turned into a witch if Madoka didn't show up there.

>we will never know Nagisa's story beyond that her mom had cancer and that she wished for cheesecake

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>>145687196
She will have her day.

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I love Madoka threads!

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>>145688488
me too

>>145664039
How the fuck does a little girl become the Devil?

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Reminding that not a single character is able to defeat her.

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>>145688561
>Created a better world
>Devil

By being the best girl.

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>>145688861
That's an awful lot of projections going on in that post.

>>145688901
I saw it. Thanks, ACK.

>>145688673
I can defeat her. Just give the slut dick until she becomes addicted and use this to extort everything from her

>>145688861
the court jester is back

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>>145689036
>let's me a bet

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>>145689036
Are you gambling now? That's bad for you. I liked you more when you were a magician doing magic tricks.

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>>145689111
He's a japanese dedicated shitposter. It's ok.

don't reply
it all ends if you don't reply

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>>145689248
>You will die alone, hated, not a single person will love you, you'll always have a dead end low paying job, and you will never amount to anything.

Again with projections. That's also not healthy.

>>145689299
>When people
That's all you. You can't fool me, ACK.

>>145689250
>implying we want this to end

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>>145664062
I want to shag Mami and impregnate her with my latin seed while ACK watches everything.

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>>145689250
I used to never reply to him. He still harassed me for months even outside of Madoka threads.

Now I get my kicks out of his posts. They are funny, in a twisted way. Like gazing into the mind of a real autist.

D.

new guy here. do you get angry at angry at the "crack" ships or just any ships in general?

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>>145689569
That's not real effort my man

Captcha: CABAÑAS RARAS

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>>145689501
>Name a single reason anyone would dislike me.
I dunno. Maybe the fact that you're a shitposter? Jeez, people love you indeed.

>Can't fool a retard because they never think in the first place.
You think every crack poster is the same person. I'm pretty sure you're the retarded fool here.

>And even if it was just me, you'd still be the one who is wrong.
It's just you. Same posting patterns and always repeating the same grammer mistakes.

>>145689569
>It's literally insane.
More irony. I love it!

>>145689615
Any crack ship triggers him. It's not only Madoka, but it appears he's more dedicated to Madoka threads.

>>145689634
You're real enough, my dear ACK.

>>145689615
run while you still can; /a/ Madoka threads are utter shit when this guy pops up
all the other anons get jollies off of provoking him, and then it's no longer a madoka thread.

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>>145689634
So, how about that sleepover I proposed, ya?

>>145689743
Why won't you be my friend?

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>>145689743
Sure is funny how EVERY SINGLE ACK shitposter acts exactly the same.

What are these people arguing about again?

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>>145689950
Crack shipping and how they ruined the fandom.

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>>145690027
HomuraxKyouko is pretty much canon, yes.

>>145690117
>running away from the important questions

Why won't you be my friend?!

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>>145690234
Chill, fäm

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>>145690039
>why I'm a supposedly a shitposter.
You're always shitting up the threads with your little crusade. I'm fairly sure we have pointed that out.

>How does that make you any less wrong in your behavior.
There's nothing wrong with crack. Your blog doesn't change anything.

>!Akemi for crying about having no friends.
But !Akemi is a failed trap addicted to heroin.

>>145690117
You are the real !Akemi. Always were. You do this for attention because you're literally crazy. Heroin has necrotized your brain to the point of no return.

>>145690234
>Tumblr boogeyman

But you have a tumblr, you dum dum.

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>>145690299
>I'm perfectly calm
>I don't obsesses over emotions
>I'm not autistic

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>>145690438
People come and go after looking at your nuclear autism.

Only the most twisted of us keep replying to you.

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Stop fighting and let us go back to talking about Homu, okay? What would you do to make her happy?

Do not respond to this post without answering the question.

>>145690646
give her a good dicking. what else?

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>>145690552
I actually take more time picking a picture than writing something just for you, my dear ACK.

>It's not shitting threads up. You have to prove your statement is correct.
You are. You already killed all discussion. I'm not saying I'm innocent on this. By replying to you, I'm too becoming a shitposter.

Also the mods are going to delete our posts. So I don't know what more proof do you need.

>>145690552
>You act like you are on tumblr.
Just because I use the word "triggered"? Crack shipping is older than tumblr, so I'm going to assume you're not referring to that.

>>145690655
>Look at how you obsessed you are with the emotional states of random people over the internet.
But that's you.

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>>145690646
Buy her cute dresses and support her

>>145664039
Ask Madoka to talk to her.

>>145690234
>there was never any crack spamming at all

What are you talking about? It happens every Wednesday when we discuss /a/'s favorite OTP of WaifuxOurselves.

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>>145690692
But I thought Mami was your favorite. Why you keep lying to me?

>>145690743
>Pause in posting

But you're always saying I use a proxy(I don't). What's going on?

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>>145690868
Not him, but Homura is my favorite and I don't like people shitting on Kyouko and Madoka, and Bebe to an extent

>>145690973
Anon, which boards but /a/ do you visit?

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>>145690683
Only if you marry her.

>>145690692
Homu is my sisteru. She would be very sad if she saw me die.

>>145690752
I would love to dress up in cute outfits with her. I think she would like that very much.

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>>145691055

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>>145690973
>hurr durr strawman
Mark the posts where I acted the way you just described.

>Crack shit being older than tumblr does not mean it's not a tumblr trait.
What are you even going on about now?

>>145691036
He's active on /c/ and /u/. I'm pretty sure I saw him on /int/ once.

>>145691055
You do realize that >>145690861 was just a joke, right?

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>>145691070
But dressing up in cute outfits is not manly. Which dresses would you use?

>>145691158
>/int/
Really? Was he under an Aussie flag?

>>145691167
She wouldn't care as her only focus is Madoka.

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>>145691070
You. I like you.

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>>145691237
He was under a hue flag.

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>>145691321
What the fuck, ACK is brazilian?

>>145691330
>this entire post

>>145691198
>realizing it is a joke
>ack
It's ACK you are talking to, don't expect something smart from him

>>145691321
>>145691386
I'm sure it was a joke, I hope.

I am convinced ACK is actually just trolling.

He is... right?

>>145691460
Why do you care about this? Don't you have more important things to worry about in your life?

>>145691470
No, he is actually mentally challenged.

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>>145691330
>And how many times have you been told "burden of proof" means literally jack shit.

The irony keeps getting richer and richer.

>Nothing I said was strawman in the slightest.
Read my previous sentence.

>nearly every single person
Smart one. I liked how you thought about excluding you from this group.

>>145691460
Yeah. I brought crack posting to /a/. You're right.

>>145691470
Does it matter at this point?

>>145691462
I don't know, man. I just saw someone with a hue flag complaining about crack posting.

>>145691537
Hahahahahahahaha
You aren't seriously thinking he isn't retarded, are you?

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>>145691460
Where are your fucking proofs that everyone you are quoting is Akemi? Where the fuck are they?

>>145691604
>damage
To what, exactly?

>>145691663
His buttocks

>>145691607
I know, but he only posted one post, meaning he was just a huehue pretending to be ACK mocking him in the process.

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>>145691237
Whichever we had available. My sister and I used to make believe that we were characters from Cardcaptor Sakura and dressed up in whatever outfits we could piece together. You don't need anything fancy for it, it would still be fun.

>>145691167
She would trust that I wouldn't do that.

>>145691273
Thanks, anon.

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>>145691537
This is the most important thing of his life.

He lives for this crusade.

>>145691604
>Harass everyone in the thread accuses them of being his, probably dead, boogeyman
You have delusions of grandeur. Being a scanlator and a translator doesn't give you power over this fandom.

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>>145691703
Who's your favorite character?

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>>145691691
I think this too.

ACK is japanese, I'm 100% certain of this.

>>145688756
whoa can't handle the double twintails here who's idea was this

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>>145691755
>still not posting proofs

And your post numbers ending in 55 really makes me think.

>>145691755
Well, it seems that your efforts to stop whatever it is you are trying to stop have failed spectacularly, so perhaps you could try something else?

>>145691829
What does !Akemi looks like? Did he ever posted a picture of himself?

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Reminder that Homura and Madoka love eachother

>>145691880
You are failing to convince me.

>>145691892
Do you also have any evidence to back that up?

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>>145691952
>windows 8

>>145691952
How long have you been doing this?

>>145691952
Woah, I didn't know he used Steam. I think I saw a picture of him somewhere. Maybe /r9k/?

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>>145692022
I fail to see Madoka loving Homura. If there's someone that loves Homura, that would be Kyouko.

>>145692072
>not Hitomi

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>>145692098
Hitomi only cares about cucking people amd being a homewrecker. Someone must stop her.

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>>145691766
Your Tomoyo-chan is very cute, but I think Sakura is still my favorite. I love them all though.

>>145691829
You are wrong though. You jump to conclusions too easily. Homu would see me and know I do not try to hurt others.

>>145691795
>>145691386
>>145691321
He was posting on /pol/ versus me one time and I am certain it was him. If I remember right he is American. Now that that is settled we can go back to the topic, okay?

>>145692079
And do you think something will change this time? That today will be different, or tomorrow? The day after, perhaps. Or next week maybe? Next month, year, next two years? Maybe five years. How much energy do you waste here, typing with such anger and frustration?

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>>145692165
...do you really visit /pol/, !Bebe?

>>145692189
Actually, ignore this post. Meant for >>145691880

>>145692244
How do you tell someone to fuck off and stop posting crack in spanish?

>>145692227
yeah they tried to raid a /pol/ thread once.
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/tripcode/%21BebeU1yzg/

>>145692389
I let shitposters have their way because I could give a rat's ass. My world, OUR world, is literally falling apart around us, no matter what continent you are on, and you're worried about shitposters?

>>145664039
Headpat. Headpats cheer everyone up.

>>145692351
"la mierda y dejar de publicar crack"

And yes, "crack" has the same meaning in Spanish as it does here in English.

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>>145691829
You're always attacking people, my dear ACK.

>>145692005
There's literally nothing wrong with Windows 8.

>>145692165
>He's american

Now that's a twist. I'm still curious to why he sometimes forgets the question mark.

>>145692494
windows 8 is fucking dogshit

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>>145692494
>not making your own 4chan theme

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>>145692633
I hope you're not a fedoratipper, !Bebe
That would make me sad

Which boards do you also visit?

>>145666816
Go away Satan

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>>145664039
Give her Madoka.

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>>145692638
Hey, frog. I didn't thought I was going to find you here.

>>145692633
I can't stand /pol/ during election season. Too many newfags.

>>145692659
Derailing a thread pointing out those fictional traits, from your fictional boogeyman is shitposting.

>>145692659
Yes, thank god that most people are content to bicker and whine about stupid bullshit that doesn't matter while the things that actually matter go to shit.

>>145692633
>/pol/
>not biased
I bet you think Fox News is liberal propaganda, don't you?
>>145692638
Your taste in web design is shit.

>>145692761
>being an atheist
>not worshiping madoka as your lord and savior

>>145692802
Shut up eternal Albion

>>145692916
How is it shit?

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>>145692945
You can worship Madoka.

Just know that she isn't real, that her doctrine isn't divine, and that she isn't the only path to salvation.

>>145664039
wipe away those tears
with my tongue

>>145693008
I think I've seen better designed sites from the 90s.

>>145692633
>free political discussion.
thats rich

>>145693123
It's because it's based on his waifu color scheme.

>>145693123
It's okay, I only use it to myself.

So, you have come across ACK.
DON’T PANIC!
Everything is going to be fine. Just follow these few simple steps and everything will be ok.

Do: Click the arrow next to his post number and then report the post.
This will alert a mod to the off topic poster. A mod may not be readily available to come deal with the issue, but just be patient.
There is no need to explain the reasoning behind the report, the mods are well aware of this infamous shitposter, and they will deal with him accordingly.

Don't: Respond.
ACK will attempt to lure you into a discussion, either by falsely accusing you of being someone you are not (!Akemi and rape spammer are the two most popular) or shouting out other false accusations. There is no need to defend yourself. ACK does not actually believe the things he is accusing you of, the whole purpose is to get you to respond so he can meta shit-post about how pairings which he personally doesn’t like are ruining the fandom.

If a moderator doesn’t show up in a timely fashion, ACK will continue to harass you (sometimes double and triple posting, shouting out accusations). It’s ok, he will say anything he can to get a rise out of you. The important thing is to not fall for it. Just report his posts as they come in, and as soon as a mod is available they will deal with him.

>>145693181
>using reddit as your comparison
Have you ever considered something half-decent, like IRC or traditional forums?

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>>145693181
Which branch do you follow? Catholic here.

>>145693263
>IRC
>Implying the rooms aren't hugboxes

>>145692633
you're dead to me

>>145693291
I'm increasingly beginning to think you really are a stormfag.

Filtered.

>>145693347
>not having tripfags filtered by default.

>>145693018
>Just know that she isn't real, that her doctrine isn't divine, and that she isn't the only path to salvation.
FUCK OFF. THAT'S HERESY!

>>145693380
These threads wouldn't make much sense if I filtered out all the tripfags.

>>145693476
Maybe he uses anonymize.

Captcha: sueca kinowood

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It never stops in these threads?

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so what is going to be his new role?

>>145693181
>you die
>you go to hell because Islam was the true religion after all
have fun

>>145693594
Calling everyone !Akemi.

>>145684459
holy fuck

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>>145693652
>Die
>Not oblivion

Sounds like profit to me.

>>145693705
>you go to hell
>you're trapped in an elevator with the faggots from this thread for the rest of eternity

>>145688488
>>145688756
>>145688967
>>145689122
me on the left

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>>145693652
My faith in Kami-Sama is so great, I accept the possibility of eternal damnation by the deity of another religion.

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>>145693756
So ACK is going to entertain me for all eternity? Sounds nice.

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>>145693774
well you're lucky because Madoka is a kind goddess. when you die, i'm sure she'll take pity on your poor mislead soul

You guys bullied ACK until he punched his screen.

I hope you can sleep well at night after today.

>>145693813
>finally meat ACK in real life

I'd be so happy.

>>145693877
If I died and learned that my creator is actually a teenage girl from a Vietnamese Etch-A-Sketch gallery, I think I would ask her to erase my existence from the whole history of the universes, because that is just too messed up for me to remain conscious with.

>we will never see Urhmann fight
>we will never see Suileka fight
>we will never see Roberta fight
it honestly kind of gets to me how wal the other witches got shit in the games and yet these three remain neglected

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>>145693018
>she isn't real

>>145694109
>because that is just too messed up for me to remain conscious with.
as opposed to a two thousand year old jewish man that turns bread into his own flesh and wine into his own blood? you're right, that's much more likely :^)

>>145694240
"Jesus promised the end of all wicked people" is a bit misleading

>>145675254
>implying Madoka wouldn't have a thick juicy futa cock

>>145693594
i didnt think people still cared about that meme.

>>145694326
Nah, I'm (((old school))). I'm with the formless, eternal, incorporeal deity with the name that's said to be so beautiful it tears your soul from your flesh, and has an apparent fondness for livestock.

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>>145693774
these are my Gods

>>145664826
Wait, what? Getter would have been enough.

>>145688673
>Branpresto goes crazy and creates "super majou shoujo wars"
>Akuma Homura is the final boss

>>145688673
Homura cant beat the cock

>>145694836
I don't understand. Can't Homu just shoot a rooster?

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>>145694836
>9483
Homura's a lesbian. She has already beaten the cock.

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>>145694240
I beg to differ

>>145695340
I was implying that she is real.

>>145693285
But Kyoko is protestant.

>>145664039
Finally put her out of her misery like they should have done in Rebellion.

>>145664039
I would do this
https://imgur.com/a/hA80k

>>145695828
Do

>>145695828
i aint clicking that

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>>145695828

>>145695828
10 HOURS

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>>145695828
>Kablamzo!

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>>145695828
>het

>>145695991
I did and it's all rape and bestiality.

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>>145695828

>>145695828
This is not okay.

>>145695828
FUCK YOU

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>>145695828
Kill yourself

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>>145695828
>"tiny penises will never please Homura"

Triggered

>>145695828
BLACKED

>>145695828
kuyashii

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>>145695828
Looks like the cock beat Homura after all.

>>145695828
...really makes you think

Also holy fuck, that site has way too many scripts in it.

>>145697057
>Looks like the cock beat Homura after all

over the line

Nice to know these threads are still a forsaken cesspit.

>>145695828
tell me why

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>>145697303
>goes to madoka generals
>expects something other than extreme autism and faggotry

>>145695828
>you will never please Homu the way a big black can

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>>145697963
Cool!

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nice pasta

>>145698033
me in the bottom

>>145695828
Stop this

>>145695828
For a second or two I thought it's gonna be full of cutesy images like that.
No pedo

>>145698175
Kyouko on top

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>>145695828
DELETE THIS!

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>>145698478
Go cry to whoever runs imgur. See if they care.

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Look how pathetic you have all become. It's honestly saddening to see such a pathetic sight such as yourselves.

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>>145698033
>>145698175
>>145698249
Me off-screen to the left behind Kyoko

>>145699159
my mother saw this on my phone, had a bitch of time explaining this to her,

>madoka porn
>it's meduka getting fucked by faceless hentia men
>not by a witch or a witch's familiars
the lack of effort is what gets to me

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>>145699159
I'm getting real tired of this peace sign bullshit all anime girls do

>>145695828
>Madocuck Magica

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You see unlike you all I actually care about this series and believe in the power of trust and friendship. I understand trying to express how I feel to this grotesque sea of worms is pointless but maybe this will help you all to understand.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JXEeEYUtqik

>>145699411
I remember seeing japanese tourist throwing peace signs and posing in pictures they were taking of saint peters bascillica.
found that funny

>>145695828
FUCK EVERYTHING

>>145695991
I knew I shouldnt have clicked it, I fucking knew it

>>145694605
Good choices anon.

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I want to kick witch ass with Kyoko's l0ve.

>>145694605
in the way they are both similar
choosing to fight an endless fight for all eternity.

>>145699411
They do it in real life.

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>>145699639
I want to certain things to witch ass, but its not kicking.

>>145695828
>kyouko and homura experience huge dicks
>they give in to the pleasure and orgasm
l-lewd

>>145699731
>talk about witch ass
>post a demon
get a pair and fuck a REAL witch like Suleika or Gizela

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>>145699731
You want me both, brother

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>>145699731
You never change do you?

>>145699325
Is it really so hard to explain, "Some sick fuck posted this in the kyzrgh interpretive dance BBS I read?"

>>145699866
oh no i had it as my wallpaper.

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>>145695828

>>145695828
Enough 4chan for today, im going to bed

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This is called a friend kiss. Don't worry Homura doesn't love Madoka or anything she just does this to embarrass her sometimes. When's the last time you all shared a friend kiss? I'll wait.

remember that "leak" from Rebellion times about the grey girl who used her wish to be like a witch or whatever?

>>145699896
Well what the fuck did you do that for? Do you LIKE having customs impound your electronics to scour them for child porn every time you enter the country?

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>>145699493
>>145699493

>>145700091
I do wonder if there was ever a girl that used her wish to become a boy, qb was bound to come across someone that was trangendered, but I wonder what effect such a wish would have on her ablity to become a mahou shoujo.

>>145700172
I barely leave my apartment much less the country, mother just came for a suprise visit.

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>>145700091
Yeah that was just a silly hoax. She got a surprising amount of fanart for being fake though.

>>145700172
>It's a crime to possess loli porn in his country.

>>145700080
Does a kiss in the cheeks count?

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>>145700198
You honestly want to know what's "disgusting" anon? How about linking the same post twice and posting a non Madoka related picture in a Madoka thread. It's called show some respect to the series but I suppose you would know about such things.

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>>145699493

>>145700422
fuck off kyouko you're just mad because your parents hated you so much that they killed themselves

>>145699493
How about stop posting thumbnails dunkass

>>145700360
No, it's not, but customs doesn't need probable cause to rummage through anything, and a provocative image of a young girl as a wallpaper is likely to raise suspicions that loli may not be all you have on that device.

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>>145700483
>opinion

Thanks.

>>145700578
Why does customs even fiddles with your phone? I keep forgetting how awful they are in america.

>>145700578
Why would they be fucking around with your phone in the first place? Admittedly I've only flown out of the country once, but I've never heard of that happening.

>>145695828
The word usage is so bad that its almost funny.

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Fun fact: The reason we haven't had a second season or movie yet is because everybody in this thread isn't buying enough Madoka merchandise. I hope you're all happy with yourselves.

#EarlyChristmasShopping

>>145700757
But everything is expensive here.

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>>145700483
wow rude!

>>145700757
I already have two madoka magica figures

>>145700814
Then at the very least you should try and make friends and show them Madoka and maybe they'll buy something. Do you even care?

>>145700931
But no one wants to be my friend.

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>>145700931
I showed madoka magica to my imouto but she is a dubshitter

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>>145700957
Well you had better make some somehow. Do you think Madoka is some kind of joke? This is for the series you love isn't it? You can't even buy a keychain?

>>145701042
A keychain is like 120 bucks where I live. Figurines are 800 bucks or more. I will buy the mangas and the novel though.

>>145700655
>>145700713
See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_v._Arnold (9 Cir. 2008, cert. denied)

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>>145700995
I unironically enjoyed the dub more than the original.

Original
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GLvaPwoCU9M

Dub
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j4VGJmgeyCc

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>>145701076
jesus christ. where the fuck do you live?
they're cheap here. https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=sr_pg_1?rh=n%3A165793011%2Ck%3Amadoka+magica&keywords=madoka+magica&ie=UTF8&qid=1471232261&spIA=B01A3IOF8Q,B013FLHOBS,B00XKQAKZQ,B016D6I7UY,B010NEDQ6M,B00XKQ9OV2,B010NEDF0Y,B010NEDLQC,B010NEDI9C

>>145701307
That's why you are unironically awful and should leave.

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>>145701307
reddit is over there, please go

>>145701318
Cheap based on american standards. Also some countries have really high tariffs.

>>145701401
yeah where do you live where figures cost 800 dollars. can you at least post a screenshot?

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>>145701332
I don't agree but obviously you don't understand what's in my heart.

>>145701373
Posting the downgraded version of Sora here is just as bad if you want to stick to your precious 4chan status quo.

>>145701454
I'm not that anon, but the aren't 800 dollars. Maybe he used bucks to talk about his own currency.

>>145701564
are you trolling or genuinely retarded?
I cannot fathom how someone could possibly favor the English dub of PMMM over the original

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>>145702182
That's rude anon. I'm starting to think you don't like me when you personally attack me like that. Maybe next time if you treat me with some dignity I'll give you an answer.

>>145702182
skullgirls VAs

>>145702730
no, you and your deviant art pictures can leave

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>>145702779
Your not my mom. I'm going to stay and there is nothing you can do about it so tell me anon. What do you think about that?

>>145702819
>I prefer the english dub
give me one reason why.
the voice acting in the original is superb https://youtu.be/LDYea3qPzSU

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>>145702918
How about because I enjoyed it more? I never claimed anything is overall better but just stated my opinion. I'm happy what I think matters that much to you but in the end everybody likes what they like. I cont control how I feel and that's the reason I live this series. You can be mad all you want but I care about these threads and posting my opinion in them so that's what I'm going to do. I think It would be truly boring if we all liked the same thing. Think about it? Kyoko likes apples but everybody doesn't like apples right?

>>145703092
please tell me you've at least seen the entire show as it's supposed to be at least once

>>145703162
I've watched both versions.

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>>145703162
You're probably going to hate that I like this.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ8JRfsurt4

if you were a witch, what would you want your barrier to be like?

>>145703772
>a million fucking views
jesus christ, who is watching all these AMVs? I can't understand. it's like those lame minecraft parodies people make that rack up millions of views and hundreds of thousands of likes.
I swear it has to be be exclusively watched by seven and eight year old children. I can't fathom anyone else watching all of these let alone creating them.

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>>145704796
Anything I don't like is clearly lame and childish

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>>145704017
Probably all candy but covered in snow and this would be the song that plays.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0nPbdqd2UkQ

It would be amazing to be quite honest.

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>>145704796
>I swear it has to be be exclusively watched by seven and eight year old children.
They're probably even younger. You don't have any idea of how many kindergartens have an ipad these days.

My cousin is like 5 years old and she browses youtube by herself. I'm scared of the new generation raised online.

These threads are shit and all of you should be ashamed of yourselves.

>>145704858
>stop hating what I like
no it's shit, it really is

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I'll post a couple of Madoka AMVs that I like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNx2nsL-r_o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYwwU_4VxeI

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It's okay because I love all of you equally so you can just stop fighting already. Why don't you all try talking about Madoka? Isn't she cute?