>Why doesn't Subaru just _______? Fill in the blank.

*chop off his dick and keep it in a jar.

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>claim best girl like i do

claimed

>>145352326
Become Reinhardt's cocksleeve and earn his loyalty and protection under the second most powerful character in the setting.

>>145352326
kill himself and reset the timeline whenever shit gets bad

stop being a fucking retard

Stay in one thread.

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>>145352326
love Rem

fuck Felix

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>>145352326
Will Re:Zero ever surpass Rick and Morty s1e6?

>>145352326
Why doesn't Subaru just create gunpowder (3 Basic ingredients- potassium nitrate, charcoal and sulfur), then shove it down a curved metal tube with a lighter at the end, drop a ball into it and start mass producing weapons?

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>>145352655
Beat me to it.

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>>145352655
I agree.
Fuck him hard.

>>145352326
impregnate Rem?

>>145352717
You know I never expect much out of /a/ but this one really got me thinking. No, I dont think it will.

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go full chuuni asshole for a loop or two

>wait

>>145352326
drop dead?

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>>145352926
That's what the AU is for

>>145352544
This. I know dying is painful and all but surely if he had a method that was quick on hand it would be better than letting yourself get ripped apart for 20 minutes.

Have the power, might as well make use of it.

>>145352721
Where'd you get the sulfur and salpeter?

>>145352887
why would felix dress up in clothes that basicly invite dicks into his boipucci if isnt representing lust

God I love this anime

tell me about Bane ?

>>145353846
the threads after every episode are 40% of the whole fun

>>145352544
>>145353262
He can't be completely sure if he's going to respawn at a good point, or not. For all he knows, he could respawn to an hour ago.

During Rem's arc, he was sure just because he had died a lot before.

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>>145353130
Wait, is Rem a self-insert for girls? Have I been memed into watching some chick's masturbation fuel?

>>145352326
>date Reinhard

>>145352979
This.

The feeling of emptiness after watching Rick and Morty s1e6 comes close to nothing. I don't watch cartoons that much, but man Rick and Morty are THE shit. Amazing.

>>145354357
>>>/co/

>>145353716
Ask around where these ingredients can be found/mined.

>>145354042
Girls want to be Emilia.

>>145354612
Why would anyone want to be retarded?

>>145354860
They want a sweet guy like Subaru to love and protect them.

STAY DEAD

>>145352326
take a holiday

Not in a LOL ELOPE WEST YOUNG MAN AND SCREAM ABOUT MYSELF kind of way, just wait like... 5-10 days doing jack shit and let the world explode into ice and dead half-elves a couple of times if that's what it takes. Fuck knows his nerves need a bit of rest and screaming at everything left right and center hasn't been an engine of accomplishment so far.

And why do I watch this bullshit anyway skpgjsmlti8 u5p8ywup85hs

>>145355058

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JUST

>>145352455
Hope your waifu is not the jealous type because she can tell if you lie you know.

I dont watch this but all the pictures I see of this anime is of the mc's pathetic crying face

>>145360156
Are you talking about reZero or My Hero Academia?

>>145354042
Greycat, the writer, is really a woman IRL so yeah.

>>145352326
Why doesn't OP just kill himself?

>>145352326
rapes someone to relieve stress, then kills himself.

>>145352326
>Why doesn't Subaru just stop being a little fagbaby and suck it up?

>>145352717
>Has the ability to journey to parallel universe.
>Doesn't have the ability to make things immortal
>Suppose to have depth and impact.
What logic is this stupid shit?

>>145352326
>grind

Eveery time.

>>145352326
Rape the maids?

>>145355058
this pretty much

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>>145355058
Honestly that's a pretty good idea. Good time to just collect your thoughts and chill. It would be really painful dying at the end up honestly freaking the fuck out about random shit for and dying crying at the end is much more painful than chilling the fuck out for two days and then just gritting your teeth and getting the being frozen to death over with since it happened pretty quickly.

Most anons overreact about how bad his situation is. I know dying is horrible and traumatic and all that, but it would be a lot less traumatic if you just accept it and bit the bullet. I mean he know's he's gonna come back anyway. Most of the trauma comes from his own personality, not really the world around him.

>>145354612
I saw most of girls like both Rem and Emilia.

>>145354042
That would be weird as fuck considering Rem gets mind broken and abandoned by literally everyone after her "existance" is deleted from the universe.

>>145352544
Because he needs to gather information first, he is useless if he goes into a blind suicide.

SPLIT HIS LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

>>145352326
write down that he goes back in time when he dies.

>>145362567
>Implying he can cheat like that Satella

>>145352326
join the clown fiesta with roswall and ram?

>>145362619
>implying she can see through is eyes

>>145362670
She can touch his internal organs anon are you serious?

>>145362719
I can touch your penis anon, does that mean I can feel what you do?

>>145362567
you know that would have probably cut the anime down to a 10 episode series desu

>>145362790
yes, yes it does

>>145362790
You can feel him cumming

>>145362790
You can feel when he cums

Fuck my shit up

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>>145362905
>>145362997
Let's test this theory.

>>145353262
He has no control over his powers, has no idea if this is the last loop, has no idea if his spawn has been changed, and his power is both sapient and malicious. He has to treat every life like its his last, only giving up when all is lost.

>>145362808
Because then donna would find out instantly and Subaru would be min-maxed until his little NEET mind broke beyond repair and left him as an even bigger vegetable than literally who, right?

5 episodes of a lobotomite shuffling around actually might not be that bad. The threads would be golden.

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>>145362905
>>145362997
>>145363076

>>145355058
>>145361915
He has no way of knowing if he passes a check point and thus is stuck with a "bad end" scenario for ever.

>>145352721
The actual ratios to make a proper useful gunpowder is relatively complicated, along with the manufacturer process. Making firearms is even more difficult to do properly.

If he fails then the cannon is going to explode. He doesn't really have the time to both gather material do trial and error experimentation to get firearms down correctly.

>>145363181
I think on /a/ there are many gays. No offence anyway.
Well, in my opinion Satella read his colors and mind. So the idea to write is stupid.

>>145352326
Use his bankai.

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>>145352326
It's easy to say "muh I would be better than Subaru".
Come here and replace me. I want to see how better you would be than me.

>>145363329
It would be one of the first things I would try. Then work my way from there. Trying to get it out that I am stuck in a loop.

>>145363464
Anon. Words and writing are the same things. Your thoughts.

>>145363500
It is a starting point. Considering that Satella doesn't do anything until he is mid sentence. That goes to show she isn't reading his mind. So see how much you can write. Break it up into parts, scatter it around as a puzzle for Emilia or Ram to find, and piece together. There you go.

>>145363565
>Break it up into parts, scatter it around as a puzzle for Emilia or Ram to find, and piece together. There you go.

And after they doscovered Satella kill them, like she did with Emilia already. Okay anon.

>>145363620
>doscovered
discovered*

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>>145363620
>implying she would know
>just outing everything without trying it first

You have to try anon, and not give up before you actually know what would happen.

>Why doesn't Subaru just _______?
Why doesn't he just invent a gun and start shooting people? It can't be that hard to make a gun.

>>145352326
Why doen't he ride an eagle to all the other castles, sneak into their bedrooms during their sleep and shoot the king aspirants?

>>145363712
>>implying she would know
Anon you wrote
>>Break it up into parts, scatter it around as a puzzle for Emilia or Ram to find, and piece together. There you go
But we saw that when people find out his power Satella kills them. Anon.
If Subaru was mute, and he used his body language, it would be still the same. Do you understand? I am not able to understand how you can't get the fact she can read his intentions. Indeed he doesn't even need to end the sentence to feel pain.

>>145363904
>she can read his intentions
Never does it show this.

>>145355058
you get it, anon

>>145363962
Oh my. It always showed this. When he thought "I want to say the truth" and started to say (not even the whole sentence) he felt the pain.
He is smart enough to understand he can't tell it. Not by his voice, not by writing, not by his body language, not by whatsapp or Facebook.

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This is now a Puck thread.

>>145364356
>fire spirit

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>>145364382
Was she lying?

>>145363732
Because people have magic

>>145364421
Guns > Magic

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>>145364415
Best lap pillow.

>>145363962
This is why shows are always bogged down by excessive exposition, because there's so many people like you who can't infer anything and need to be explicitly told everything.

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>>145364545
Did you notice that in this episode Subaru told Rem Emilia's words? "Thanks is better than sorry"

>>145354931
>Being chased by a complete retard all the time

>>145364604
And some people say Subaru has not any reason to like Emilia. It was such a nice detail

>>145353262
I'm pretty sure all the bad things from him dying are entirely psychosomatic, his first two deaths were pretty gruesome and he didn't even notice that he'd died.

>>145364604
I don't expect him to not be a sperg ever, but it looks like he's finally going to mature a little.

I honestly think that the whole show is a big marketing ploy by Nissan to get people to stop buying Subarus.

>>145364356
>useless cat

>>145364421
So? Is magic really going to stop a bullet? How's the magic working in almost anything when a guy has a gun. Remember GATE? Remember Maoyuu Maou Yuusha? Guns are literally OP.

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>>145364793
Maybe if Nii-san stopped targeting underage imoutos without licenses, they might bring in some sales.

Does anyone have that comic of Subaru fighting the white whale as moby dick?

>>145364782
Anon. I guess he isn't the best self insert you can get. But I find all this hate toward him stupid. He is only 17 years old.

>>145352326
take a break? He has the funds too do so for awhile

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>>145364843
The difference is magic actually works in this universe and dangerous monsters are legitimately dangerous.

>>145352326
kill himself as many times as it takes to become skilled at literally anything?

>>145364907
>Implying I was hating
He came to the realization he was a sperg and now wants to try and make things better. I appluad him for that. But he defintely wont go from zero to hero in less than a dozen or so episodes.

>>145364930
Guns really worked in Maoyuu Maou Yuusha too. That doesn't stop the bullet from piercing the skin and doing massive internal damage. Sneak attacks with guns would be very helpful in defeating a lot of the enemies he has to deal with. Something like Puck or the Whale might need different weapons, but otherwise it would be easy to kill most.

>>145355058
Reminds me of "Edge Of Tomorrow" movie. Dude gets forced in the army and keeps repeating war with aliens. Eventually he gets sick of it and spends all his time at a bar for one of his loops.

>>145364991
>>Implying I was hating

Well basically everyone on /a/ hates him.
Anyway also Subaru knows he can't become a hero in few days, now. He was watching Ricardo with admiration. Of course, he remains proud and a bit arrogant. You can't change completely.

>>145365105
I think the SG-1 loop episode was really good about repeating the same thing.

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>>145365000
Those demon dogs would have required a repeating rifle to kill. Elsa the Bowel Hunter is neigh invincible. Betegeuse doesn't even feel pain like a normal human. The witch cult dudes were suicidal and still incredibly dangerous. Unless he was given an M4 and a few hundred rounds of ammo, he wouldn't be able to challenge the nobodys, let alone based Puck.

>>145365170
simple just give him a T90 or an Abrams and he's all set

>>145365170
A shotgun to Elsa's bowel would have killed her. Betegeuse and the other cult dudes just needed a single shot to the head. These are all things he could create and the best part of it would be that no one is expecting such an attack. If you've never seen a gun before, you're not going to be afraid of it. So that's how he can easily get up on people with a shotgun or something like that. Not to mention that explosives probably would be too hard to use. Make some pipe bombs with nails.

This guy needs to learn how to Homura shit.

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>>145365133
He's easy to hate. The last 5 episodes were particularly brutal, but its been there for a while. Episode 1 is Emilia telling him to fuck off for 30 minutes straight.

>>145365310
You're a NEET tripfag, right?

If you are, call you teach me how to create a gun from scratch? Should be 簡単, huh?

>>145352326
>last week

Hey guys why doesnt Subaru just say he can predict the future instead of crying when people dont do as he says

>HE CANT DO THAT THE WITCH WOULD STOP HIM

>this week

"Hey I can predict the whale showing up by this metia"

????

>>145365310
Metias exist, so people seeing something they never have before would make them very weary of it. Especially in the midst of a fight.

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>>145365310
>A shotgun to Elsa's bowel would have killed her.
>Doesnt know about Elsa

>Betegeuse and the other cult dudes just needed a single shot to the head
I can tell you've never actually held a gun before.

>This guy needs to learn how to Homura shit
Subaru is literally Homura's power with Sayaka's disposition

>>145365366
Nice manipulation anon. People always said he can't say the truth about his ability or the witch will stop him.
Anyway he didn't say he can predict the future in general.

>>145365366
Those who said that are shitposters. Subaru isn't exactly known for thinking things through and getting the mood in situations, you know.

Why doesn't Subaru just train ala AYNIK

>>145365529
no people clearly stated last week that he couldnt do things like say he can predict the future because the witch was watching and bullshit to excuse his inability to think. I know because I started that exact thread asking why he didnt just pretend to be clairvoyant. it would solve half of his problems.

>>145365543
>Implying his mental situation was the same

>>145365363
I'm not a NEET, I'm a productive member of society tripfag.

Here's a shotgun you can make with a couple of pipes that should be easy to acquire. Even then, all you need is something that explodes a metal forward. Shouldn't be too bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1wV3lmbSv4

>>145365427
Not in a Japanese anime. In Japanese anime people always underestimate what they see. That's how they always get shot in the face.

>>145365442
No amount of healing is going to help someone get obliterated by a gun.

>I can tell you've never actually held a gun before.
You'd be wrong.

>Subaru is literally Homura's power with Sayaka's disposition
Sayaka wouldn't turn down Rem.

>>145365596
He wont keep any gains. Even if he develops proper technique, the muscle mass and musle memory would be lost, thus rendering it pointless. The other problem is a few days of training wont do shit.

>>145365599
>why he didnt just pretend to be clairvoyant.
And this is actual bullshit, specially considering he was treating with Emilia.
>Suddenly
>Hello Emilia, I can predict the future. The >Witch Cult will be here in three days.

Do you understand the use he did of his phone isn't equivalent to say he can predict everything is going to happen?

>>145365633
>No amount of healing is going to help someone get obliterated by a gun.
>Thinks Elsa is human
>Thinks Reinhard didn't hit her with that energy blast

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Is Phuck supposed to be a male or female spirit/cat? Its voice kinda confuses me.

Why do re:zero threads always bring out namefags to filter?

>>145365604
True, but he also has low intellect.

>>145365633
>HEY GUYS HERE'S A VIDEO SHOWING HOW TO MAKE A GUN
>TOO BAD SUBARU DOESN'T HAVE ACCESS TO SUCH THINGS ANYMORE
>BUT WAIT, TO MAKE A GUN, YOU JUST NEED SOMETHING THAT "EXPLODES A METAL FORWARD"
>BECAUSE WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT GUN STABILITY, RECOIL, WEIGHT, CONTAINER, RELOADING, PROJECTILE? THE THING CAN VERY WELL FORCE HIM TO RESTART AGAIN AT A GOOD TIME BECAUSE IT JUST EMBEDDED METAL SHARDS DEEP INTO HIS OWN SKULL AFTER EXPLODING DUE TO INSTABILITY BUT LEL WHO CARES
>OH WAIT HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN GET THE POWDER

Sasuga American tripfag. All in the GUNS and nothing in the head.

>>145365754
Male, since he is Emilia "otosan"

>>145365633
You are cancer and no one respects you.

>>145365754
DO NOT ASSUME PUCK'S GENDER

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>>145365754
>Calls himself Emilia's father
Def a girl

>>145365633
>Japanese NEET has never held weapon
>Will be able to fight against monsters and shit proficiently and score head shots on speedster humanoid targets
That's how I can tell you've never fired a weapon

>>145365310
What do you mean by Homura shit? Subaru can't stop time.

I think all these Re:Zero threads are made by the haters of the shows, so they can say the fanbase is a cancer. I don't have any other explanation when I see people who completely ignore some simple facts and speak about plotholes or shit writing, while they don't even remember Pack gender or how Reinhard knows Subaru's name.

>>145352717
He obviously need a cool grandpa

>>145366087
The real re:zero thread is the one with the LN cover

>>145366085
Don't even bother anon, that tripfag is too far gone in his own fantasies.

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>>145366085
He meant using the internet to get the knowledge about bombs and shit, and using the stored weapon of the Yakuza and military.
Because Subaru can obviously do those things now.

>>145366085
I think he wants Subaru to make the universe his bitch.

>>145352326
x

>>145366018
Multiple times I've stated he would need to get the drop on his enemies. Which would work since it's a piece of japanese media in which the enemy always underestimates the person they're fighting.

>>145365911
You're the shitposter, not I.

>>145365866
Whatever, m8. You just keep dying over and over and over and over and over again while hoping someone saves your ass each and every time. Don't ever try to save yourself at all. Not to mention Subaru, despite being Japanese, should have the basic understanding of how to make a gun. If he has enough time to get brutally murdered, make everyone hate him, and whatever else he fucks up on. He has enough time to learn how to make a weapon to save his life instead of cowering like a bitch every time.

>>145365733
Make wooden bullets and shoot her through the heart. Problem solved.

>>145366085
While Subaru can't stop time, he should have some basic knowledge on how to make superior weapons. Explosives or weapons. He should have SOME idea. Homura learned how to make bombs. Even a high schooler should know how to make a rudimentary bomb. They take science class, right?

>>145352326
fucking quit already

The tripfag is retarded. Water is wet.

>>145366367
>>145366455
Nah, you're fucking retarded.

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>>145366455
>implying you can easily get these resources

>>145366580
>implying he couldn't get these resources.
>"hey, all you magic people. let me get some of this shit."
Problem solved.

>>145366455
You're stupid as fuck, are you forgetting the fact that Subaru is a NEET? He's not going to school. Heck, Even I didn't know how to bombs in high school.

>>145366652
make*

Why doesn't Subaru just build up his pain tolerance? Jump off a high cliff and stab yourself on the way down. Rinse and repeat over and over again. Spend a few years doing that and it'll be a huge help down the line for a pussy like him.

>>145366652
forgive the retarded question but since he's only 17 years old shouldn't he be in or have passed High School?

>>145366642
Can someone get him the line in episode 2 where the merchant said that people don't want to get involved into other people's shit? You know, after his final respawn.

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>>145366642
>he actually think the world works like this

>>145366769
We don't even know when he dropped out of school

>>145366779
>People offer him anything after saving Emilia.
>It's impossible to think they would help him get some equipment.

>>145366769
>>145366652
Yes, since he's 17 and born on April 1st, he could have possibly already finished High School.

>>145366642
I feel sorry with the people you have to work with irl. I mean, I know they're normalfags and all but no one should be subjected to the retardedness of having to deal with you on an everyday, in-person basis. Seriously, if you can't even demonstrate logical thinking on an anonymous imageboard, I sudder to think what kind of autist you are in real life.

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>>145366872
>birthday literally April Fools
>tfw it's going to end with him waking up realises he needs to change his life and none of it ever happened

>>145352326
scream
oh wait

your thread sucks op

>>145366872
Why do you have the impression that he went into high school in the first place? He could have dropped out in middle school.

>>145366872
>already get what you asked for
>then proceed to ask for even more

That is just bad manners, and an easy way to be told to get out.

>>145352326
cum

>>145366767
>Getting mentally immune to pain
That's a really bad thing to do sir.
What happens when a situation makes that pointless?

>>145366872
You're doing it on purpose, right?

He's better off sword practising during the days where he doesn't have a damsel in distress to save from fate.

>>145366940
If anything, this is the proof that those people still cannot think of the anime's world as something that wouldn't just happen to work in favor of the protag.

>>145366940
I'm sorry. When someone offers to give me free stuff, I don't offer to be a butler for them, but hey, if that's you're thinking then you're just as stupid as a 17 year old Japanese kid who is throwing away a beautiful girl for a shit.

>>145367028
Why do you have the impression he didn't go or finish High School. He does have parents, right? What Japanese parents would let their 14/15/16/17 not at least finish school or teach them themselves?

>>145367034
He could have asked for it at the start. Not only that, but he constantly asks for stuff. He could ask for some unrelated shit.

>>145367060
Too bad he seems so outclassed regardless of how much he practices.

>>145352326
git gud

>>145363712
Agree, it might make for a shitty show, but more trial and error would be the most rational approach.

>>145367135
>I don't offer to be a butler for them

You forget he asked to be a guest of their home, and look how that turned out, but hey, if that's what you are thinking then you have a worse memory then a 17 year old old Japanese kid.

>>145352326
Stop making pig fat cars. STI A SHIT

>>145367287
The first time he asked to be a servant of the house.

>>145352326
kill the Joker

>>145367135
It may be because you're a normalfag that you don't know this but some NEETs don't go to school even if their parents want them to.

>>145367371
It may be because you're a basement dweller that you don't know this but Japanese parents wouldn't want to deal with the shame of having their child skipping out of the basic requirement of Japanese society. Not everyone has parents that stopped/never cared about them.

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Hourly reminder that Shitmelia will never, ever, ever, ever recover from this.

Great, now the retard is talking about Japanese society like he's lived there all his life. Tell me Kevin-kun, have you ever made an argument that wasn't solely based on the shit you pulled out of your ass? Because this is one thread and I can count at least three separate instances of you doing just that. Probably more if I bothered to reread a few of your earlier shit-tier posts.

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Stop replying to You Are (Not) Kevin-Kun. Discard his opinion and move on.

>>145367478
>people responding to tripfags

y tho

>>145362622
>series adds generic love rival who Looks like a retard
Oh fuck not this again

>>145364415
Thats some high class furry shit

>>145367135
>Too bad he seems so outclassed regardless of how much he practices.
>NEET with a week of practice beats knight with a life time or experience

>>145365310
>implying a shot in the head directly kills you

>>145367553
Let it go.

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>>145367703
Tell me how my argument is wrong. Tell me how it would be incredibly shameful for a family in Japan to have a child that dropped out of Middle School. Can you explain to me how a society that is very much based on shame would be okay with letting their child sit at home and not even do the basic thing of graduate High School?

>>145367719
>mfw

>>145367841
Yeah, so he needs the great equalizer.

>>145367922
>Implying anything that gets shot in the head would be able to do anything of consequence.

>Divine Protection of First Sight

>The Divine Protection of First Sight (初見の加護 Hatsumi no Kago) is used by Reinhard van Astrea. It enables the user to dodge attacks that they experience for the first time including ambushes and surprise attacks.

Okay cool so they cant get the jump on him

>Divine Protection of Advent

>The Divine Protection of Advent (再臨の加護 Sairin no Kago) is used by Reinhard van Astrea. It enables the user to dodge attacks that that they experience twice or more including ambushes and surprise attacks.

Understandable he learns from seei-

Wait a fucking minute

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>>145367979
Are you okay?

>>145367478
You're stupid, I lived in Japan all my life and I know a bunch of NEETs who dropped out of middle school because of their behavior in school.

>>145352326
hello cancer thread, just stopping by browsing the front page :^)

sorry for that tripfag it sucks but popular generals would have to deal with it anyways

>>145367984
How about I do nothing and you come up with some evidence to back up your claims? Something more than "this could totally work because I said so guise XD".

Better yet, fuck off and kill yourself retard. Do everyone a favor.

>>145368136
>I lived in Japan all my life
My condolences

>>145368033
Are you?

>>145352326
Tell his opponents about return from death?

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>>145368184
I feel amazing

>>145367984
There are 4 Madoka threads up right now. Gl ruin those.

>>145368136
And my Dad is Gabe Newell and he works at Nintendo.

>>145368154
>Better yet, fuck off and kill yourself retard. Do everyone a favor.
Wow, kid. Your edge is sharp. I would hope that you don't hug anyone with that edge, but we all know you haven't left your basement and had human contact in years.

But hey, keep up that shitposting.

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>>145368228
Delusion does that you.

>>145368221
Best advice in this thread. It's possible though that it's malicious in nature though and won't help him.

>>145368244
Madoka threads were ruined for me because they couldn't keep the shitposters out. Now I want to talk about other anime again.

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>>145368297
Enjoying the analpain of others has something to do with delusions?

>>145368261
Yeah, I'm the one shitposting. Oh the irony. Once again, kill yourself tripfag.

>>145368315
If he decided to become a complete edgelord and fuck the world over, where would he even begin? Go to Betelgeuse and lie about being Pride?

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>>145368331
Yes, mainly because you've managed to misidentify pity as analpain.

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>>145368420
But there's no pity in the screencap. You're acting strangely, anon. Are you sure you're okay?

>>145368377
Pretty much. It'd be the most evil thing he could do. But I think Reinhard would kill him if he became edgy. Also
>Implying he'd be lying about being pride

>>145368336
>Tells the one talking about the anime to kill themselves.
>He thinks he's not shitposting.

pls

>>145368485
Yeah, I just don't have a very extensive collection of smug anime girl reaction images. I know they're the highest form of argument but I just don't save many.

>>145368548
Epic.

>>145368536
Well, lying as far as he would see it, anyway. Saying the only thing he think would help him out actually ends up being the absolute best thing he could possibly say.

>>145368563
Are you new or just allergic to smug? Smug is everywhere.

Why doesn't Subaru just kill himself lol

If I were him I would take advantage with my ability, and take over the world

>>145368671
Neither, I just haven't bothered to save any.

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>>145368824
Fair enough. This one's for free.

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>>145364930
Dangerous monsters should be legitimately dangerous in any universe.

>>145352326
make Reinhard the main character?
Seriously when is he coming back?

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>>145368878
I don't take charity.

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>>145368926

>>145363732
>>145363732
Because guns can be made by anyone?
Fucking, you don't just go woosh and a gun is created. You need several different skills to make bullets, gun powder, the gun, ect.

>>145369044
Maybe for a glock, but a simple gun wouldn't need that many skills and could possibly be made by any blacksmith at the time.

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>>145368996
mean

>>145366642
Although your right about this, it is easy to create such weaponry, it's not basic knowledge that an average person like subaru would know.

>>145366367
your autism is real

>>145369080
You're an idiot.

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>>145369087

>>145363732
>>145365310
>It can't be that hard to make a gun
>If you've never seen a gun before.
What we have here is a gun fag who knows nothing about guns.

>>145369080
Do you know how to make a gun?

>>145369192
He can't die really die though. He has all the time in the world to do some trial and error. Once he gets the gun 100%, he'll be pretty OP for a while until he has to upgrade his designs. The reason this works is because he knows that it exists. It's easy to try and figure out something that you know exist than create something brand new that no one has ever thought of.

>>145352455
>best girl
>not posting Rem
I'm embarrassed for you.

>>145369290
>He's never seen a gun before.
That's some big assumptions. I'm sure he's never seen anything on YouTube or Niconico, or image boards, or anything. He has no idea what a gun is and has no idea how it could possibly work.

>>145369301
I could probably come out with a rudimentary gun.

>>145369312
Rem is the shittiest girl in this entire anime and you have shit taste for liking her.

This tripfag thinks making a gun is like assembling a gundam plastic model

>>145369363
Make a gun without any outside resources/ the internet and then get back to us.

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>>145369016
uh uh uh der der der

>>145369363
What materials would you use?

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fight

>>145369370
Anyone other than Emilia is fine, including Ground Dragons. Cruschschschs is definitely up there.

>>145369400
I couldn't even do that so I'd be twice as fucked.

>>145352326
confess to EMT

>>145369303
gun ain't gunna do much against whales that erase people from existence and shit like that

>>145369363
It would be so much easier to make a crossbow and get good with that

Its arguably better than a regular bow
It could be made by a blacksmith
Bolts are easier to make than bullets
Probably more reliable than a random
"gun" that if you assembled wrong could blow up in your face

>>145369363
I'd be amazed if you could even make yourself breakfast without asking someone else to do it for you. I mean, you ARE sporting an identity on an anonymous imageboard after all. You can't get much dumber than that.

>>145369533
I can actually suck three dicks at the same time

>>145369438
>Anyone other than Emilia is fine
That's an odd way to type 'only Emilia is fine'

>>145369400
>He thinks that a gun is a magic device that only wizards know how to create.

>>145369423
Considering you can make a rudimentary gun out of bamboo, I would probably use steel. Something that should be abundant during this time.The next thing would be to find gunpowder. I'm sure it can't be impossible to find someone who sells explosive powder otherwise you're going to have to gather the separate materials.

>>145369526
Well yeah, I was thinking about that too. A crossbow would probably be a lot easier and safer. You will probably get more shots off too considering you won't be making an AR.

>>145369533
>Mom! Get the camera! I'm shitposting on an anonymous imageboard!

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>>145369604
I don't believe you, faker

>>145366455
>Even a high schooler should know how to make a rudimentary bomb
how fucking edgy were you in school?

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>>145352455

>claims her best
>couldn't even post her with the best hairstyle

0/10

BLOOD AND THUNDER EDIT WHEN

>>145369810
>implying he's out of school

>>145369654
Do you actually believe you're discussing anime here? If so, I've got some bad news for you.

>>145369810
It's not about being edgy, retard. Apparently they didn't let a retard like you near the science lab.

>>145369851
THIS. Holy fuck does she make me diamonds. I want to see her with her hair up, though.

>>145365442
>superhuman cultists with speed trails can be shot gunned.
>cultists attack in groups
>implying Suburu wouldn't die from the first pump

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episode where emilia retakes her heroine role when?

>>145370038
Hopefully never.

>>145369971
The school I went to didn't prepare me to become a terrorist, sorry.

>>145369865
>>145369810
I'm real adult like you guys
>>145369661
it's real I suck my dad and his friends all the time

>>145370022
Seriously, he wouldn't even be able to take care of the faceless mooks, let alone any villain with a fucking name. As I said, tripfag has never fired a weapon in his life.

>>145370114
if it did you might have graduated

>>145370114
No, they didn't prepare you to do anything with your life except for shitpost on the internet. However, I suspect that was more bad parenting than public schooling.

>>145370224
Except I have fire weapons and I've stated that against most enemies he would need to ambush or bet they act like cliche anime villains and let him attack first.

>>145370022
>implying Suburu wouldn't die from the first pump
I would
>>145370224
just point and shoot duh

why are people feeding a troll so much

>>145366869
Apparently a lot of people missed it (it might not have been in the anime) but he didn't drop out of high school and wasn't even really a NEET. Shortly after he gets sent to the new world he worries for a second that there's no way he'll be able to graduate if he doesn't get back soon.

>>145370388
shut your butt

>>145354931
>implying girls want a useless retard like Subaru

If that were the case, then everyone on /a/ would have a girlfriend.

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>>145369370
Rem or Ram are the only options for a truly happy life in universe. There are other girls which may be superior on their own -pic related- but the five candidates and Elsa and Beatrice all lead to a miserable existance at their mercy. So, unless you literally have a femdom fetish, there are better options.

>>145370406
He's a shut in with zero ambition and no usuable skills beyond sewing. I think that's all we're supposed to get from it. I don,t know why people are still debating this.

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>>145370463
>>145370333
>>145370301
>>145370226

>>145370629
Yeah I know that. I just thought that since literally nobody seems to know his background I might as well mention it

>>145370605
Ana-tan is so round.

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can someone edit this with Subaru's face on hamster

>>145370631
Please don't include me on that.

>>145352326

>Why doesn't Subaru just fuck ponytail crusch?

>>145352717

In Rick and Morty they kill a flying whale meanwhile hear a Nokia note?

>>145370631
Look closer

>>145370038

Everybody know she´s the witch in the final episode

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>>145370819

>>145355058
If he actually did something like this it would involve him simply not giving a fuck, which I don't see him doing. He cares too much, and the moment when he stops caring is the moment the world goes to shit, and he stops being himself.

>>145364843
Subaru isn't going to invent a machine gun or advanced modern artillery. If he tried, he'd manage... Like... Maybe a musket? Still a game changer in certain conflicts, but worthless when a sword sage, magic disemboweling assassin, elemental spirit, or mabeast shows up.

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>>145363732
Subaru would have to know the recipe for gunpowder for that to work on the most basic level. If he got the formula wrong, he would kill himself. Then he would have to make it accurate and find a way to make it automatic if not semi-automatic.

There's a reason this took several hundred years to develop. Guns of any sort are actually quite complex machines. I have several technical manuals on firearms on my phone, but that's only because I was an armorer for two years. How many people actually carry around the manual for a Browning M2 on them at all times?

>>145371634
Have you read his replies? Why are you bothering talking sense to him? Tripcunt is delusional as fuck.

keep killing himself?

why do people lie ans say re: sero was written by a woman?

>>145371750
Because it's the truth? or are you saying women can't write anime

>>145369654
>I would probably use steel. Something that should be abundant during this time.
Has there been any indication that steel exists in Lugunica? They all talk about iron. Unless the translators are conflating iron and steel, Subaru is out of luck here since steel manufacturing is an involved process.

>>145352326
build a gun

I thought Guts had it bad before I started watching this show.

Man, what a poor lad having to watch best girl die over and over again.

>>145371634
>>145371691
>>145371325
didn't you have a science lab in high school?
Idiots.

>>145372154
Just fucking kill yourself Kevin

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>>145372266
Wait how did you know my name was Kevin dude?

>>145352717
no

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Joins the witch cult and slays some fucking ELVES

Why doesn't he just timeloop a training montage?

Especially now that he's in with Wilhelm, assuming that Wilhelm survives and the whale gets killed, he could loop training/suicide until he becomes a badass swordsman. He could probably do something similar magic training wise with Roswall, or even just learn the stuff that Rem knows.

It's the sort of thing that would probably break the narrative by suddenly giving Barasu insane strength so I understand why it hasn't been done in that regard, but he has the option to just loop and gather information/skills until he's overly prepared for the next problem rather than just rushing in half-cocked.

>>145375317
>Train, build muscle, muscle memory, build stamina and fitness, hone form and technique, become accustomed to pain
>Reset
>Lose everything actually required to fight. Maybe keep the form
Magic is really the only way he's going to be any good in combat

>>145375317
Swords take years to master. It's almost pointless for him to train because anyone he encounters will have dedicated their life to their skills. Subaru is getting started at a point when the average character has already become proficient or mastered their abilites. Subaru is completely out of his league. Resetting is his only option.

>>145370605
i want to take her comfy hat

I still think Subaru should get a crossbow.

>tfw when arc 4 answer all the complaints all the anons in this thread had been making but it'll never be adapted because season 2 never.

>>145369654
If a gun was that easy to make that a Japanese NEET could do it then no one would buy guns anymore.

>>145375713
This. It may be hard to reload a crossbow but a crossbow is so accurate anyone could use it.

>>145375794
Even in another isekai LN that has gun otaku as the MC, he still needs magic substance to recreate the gun parts

>Rem
>Best girl

You people are retarded. Her character development (and she's literally the only girl who has gotten any of that so far) has turned her into nothing else but a shallow submissive waifubait. She isn't even a character, just a fucking empty shell with no character of her own. Let that sink in for a minute. The only female character the author decided to develop, became worse after being developed. At first we had all this quirky twin sister stuff going on but that went completely away and now she's just generic waifubait #34590

WHY DIDN'T SUBARU JUST LEAVE REM OUT OF THE BATTLE?!
WHY WOULD HE BRING HER KNOWING HE COULD LOSE HER?

>>145376143
his personal bodyguard

>>145352326
Research about the witch.
Seriously, anything at all would already help him understand his own situation better.

>>145375824
Crossbows are not exactly accurate, not any more than a skilled bow user.

Again, he could try asking all the magic users in his merry faction if it is possible to store low-level magic or alternative magical high energy materials in physical components and release them via mechanical / semi-magical / ghetto-metia methods. Essentially replace gunpowder with simple repulsion or explosion magic. Even if it was a single shot, smoothbore gun, it would be miles better than every other mundane weapon that world currently has. An outsourced manufacturing line (he certainly has the connections now) to produce these for common soldiers without much magic powers would be huge even if all he got were partial concept and design royalties.

>super charismatic, energetic, hard working, fast learning

>hikki who hates himself

What?

>>145369851
Before this episode i didn't understand the appeal, now im a #CruschMissile

>>145375508
Skills != muscle, and it's already been established that Subaru has like an 80 Kg grip strength, which is sort of exceptional. Contrary to popular belief, muscle memory isn't a thing. Motor skills aren't magically stored in the limbs, they're processed in the motor cortex and they're thought to be stored in the hippocampus.

Agreed that magic would be more efficient though, especially since it seems like the Witch's scent keeps getting stronger with each reset which makes me assume that he's getting more magic from her each iteration.

>>145375601
I'm a martial artist of ~10 years, started off with swords. I'm nowhere near a master after that timespan. That being said, with a good teacher and dedicated training all day every day he could probably be able to hold his own in ~6 months. It seems like it's been about 5 days per reset, so ~36 loops?

For reference in an uchideshi (full time student) program in martial arts you can hit shodan in a month or two if you're talented and sandan in 6 with the same assumption; which would normally be ~3 years and ~7 years respectively.

>>145369810
I dont know about american schooling but here in the UK they teach you the basics of how a bomb works in chemistry.

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>>145370775
here you go anon

>>145369810
in secondary school we learned how to make ammonia-based explosives

>>145376612
American, can confirm I learned this. That was in the advanced chem course my highschool offered though, and only about 12 people took it the year I did.

Gas expansion in a confined space isn't all that complicated of a subject when treated broadly, specifically it's a bit more tricky though.

>>145375317
>he could loop training/suicide until he becomes a badass swordsman
You do know that the witch's miasma get's stronger every time he dies?

>>145352326
get gangbanged by young knights and have Reinhard save him?

>>145376649
Gaza have internet?

>>145377240
Reinhardt would lead the gangbang

>>145376606
>That being said, with a good teacher and dedicated training all day every day he could probably be able to hold his own in ~6 months. It seems like it's been about 5 days per reset, so ~36 loops?
Holding his own? Maybe if he was going up against normal humans, but his first in story encounter was with a vampire assassin. His second was with a demon and a pack of magical beasts. His third is with a whale demon and a band of magic enchanced humans capable of killing his demon friend and lead by a high level mage and finally the Puckocalypse. His opponents are grossley OP and there's little he can do about it. He's making the right choice by save scumming and changing events to work in his favor.

>>145377909
Definitely better for Subaru to play it smart, but I sort of expected a training montage after he got assraped in swordsmanship in that duel

>>145368033
Please do not ruin an actual good girl with this disgusting shop. Absolutely sickening.

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>>145376612
Khan is secretly very happy with you Kuffar

>>145352326
Why doesn't Subaru just change his ringtone? That was some dorky shit playing.

>>145376555
I'm all of those things except energetic.

>>145352326
Stick around Reinhardt

>>145352544
because he would be spending most of his time dying then.

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NTR
T
R

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>>145380161

>>145376620
ayy

>>145352326
fill in the blank.

>>145367553
i keked soo hard at that

>>145367553
Someone please explain the joke

>>145364356
i dont give PUCK about your shitty thread

>>145384754
its a joke about that animal being a better competitor for subaras dick than emelia

That white whale scene with the ring-tone gradually going from background to foreground was fucking god-tier tbhwu

>>145380161
>NTR
Subaru had to have loved Rem first.

>>145380161
>implying subaru kun will ever get to do that

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>>145352326
Git gud?

Ground dragon > Ram > Rem > felis > the other queens > emilia

>>145385801
Ground dragon > Ram > Rem > felis > the other queens > who is rem? >>>>>>> emilia*

fixed

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Why doesn't Subaru just go home ?
Living in comfy house is better than dying all the time

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>>145362513

>>145386696
Cringe

Go on a raping spree?

What are they going to do? Kill him?

>>145376555
>super charismatic
He's a sperg trying to force himself to be outgoing, and most people just see him as a weirdo until he does something to earn their trust.
>energetic
Forced, repeatedly demonstrated when he tries to put on a cheerful face to appear normal.
>hard working
Personally admitted that he only pretends to try hard so he can tell himself he's a hard worker who never gives up.
>fast learning
Actually barely gets better at anything he tries unless he gets several resets.

Everything about him just screams otaku loser who thinks he's hot shit because he got transported to a different world and met some cute girls, and a lot of his despair comes from this delusion getting crushed and his own worthlessness coming back into sight.

>>145362215
But if he's alive for too long, there's a chance that he'll hit another checkpoint.

>>145388763
Yeah, but I think he's terrified of getting too used to dying and life subsequently losings its meaning.