>rounded off ears instead of pointy
Dungeon Meshi elves are the best, and Marcille is the cutest.
It's story time.
>So some faggot tried to get a Silmaril, and the only reason he didn't fuck it all over was because his magic girlfriend saved his ass about five times. But King Dad got the stone, and they ran off to make little cross-breeds.
>Then another guy who used to be cool got Naugrim, greatest work of the dwarves, and gave it to King Dad as a fuck you for letting his son get killed (side note: said son was an idiot who only ever made everything worse by being an idiot).
>King Dad decided to combine the stone and necklace to become the Lord of the Bling. So he called some dwarves and paid them to do the job.
>But the dwarves decided it should be theirs. After having accepted and completed the job. How unprofessional.
>Words were said, shit went down, and the dwarves kinda sorta murdered Elu Thingol, one of the oldest and greatest of the elves, in cold blood because they were greedy fucks.
>Then the elves tried to kill them, and they got the necklace back, but some dwarves managed to escape and whine about it.
>"What happened to you?"
>"W-we were just out, wal-walking, and the elves just came out and started killing us! For NO reason! And we din't do nuffun!"
>"The fuck they did?!"
>Then the dwarves sacked Doriath, one of the greatest cities of the world.
>Then the wood elves killed the dwarves.
>Then elves tried to remake the city.
>Then some other elves sacked that, too.
tl;dr both elves and dwarves are assholes.
I want to transfer mana with Marcille.
I always roll elves. They're superior to humans.
Goddam. Being an elffag on this site is suffering. Elves get used for shitposting threads all the time because of the reaction they cause, which makes OP happy because his thread thrives. And it just works, you fags fall for it all the time.
Then there are of course those anti-elffags, Pelinals and crusaders. How fucking stupid do you have to be to imagine a fictional race as bad as possible and make those fictional, jack-of-all trades diplomatic humans as awesome as possible, so you feel better about your own weak ego? And I'm dame sure that they never really did a close look at this race, maybe read trash like eragon or something like this and then think they know shit about elves.
Then there is this constantly masturbating board called /a/, that knows nothing about elves either. All they know is doujins and they base their whole perception on those. You know what? No anon, elves aren't sluts, that wouldn't make any sense. No, they don't get raped by orcs all the time, how often does this happen in fiction aside from pornography? Why do you bring this up in a thread that has nothing to do with pornography?
And you think you are an elffag, you waifu- and smut-poster? You are actually the worst. You know nothing about elves either and also degrade them to one-dimensional waifus and fapbait, that has no other quality aside from pleasing your cock. You degrade them way more than any rape-doujin ever could. Your image of them lost everything divine, magic and noble that they once had.
Fuck you, fuck your elves, fuck your threads, fuck your memes. They are all cancer.
They're already here. Just buy Sako.
>Another shitty 11 WN
>Gary Stu magician becomes immortal by preserving his memories through his reincarnations through the multiverse, gaining immeasurable knowledge and power
>Gets bored with his immortal life, contemplates true oblivion
>Saved from melancholy by waifuing proud and noble Elf Heroine in an incarnation when he joined her RPG heroic journey party, (as an excuse for author's elfeaboo.)
>In his next life, he reincarnates as an Elf in a elves-are-the-oppressed-by-humans world.
>The story becomes about him becoming the Elf Messiah, after saving his childhood friend (who resembles the Heroine from his previous life) from being turned into tribute to humans.
>It must be true love
>But right after the first conflict with the humans ended, MC shelters a tribe of fox people, and takes their leader (to be fair, she's supposed to be his fiance) as a harem member, declaring that he will not love her less than elf waifu,
TL:DR, elfeaboo pretends that he likes elves because they are a proud and noble race, but almost immediately reveals his hypocrisy by fucking a fox girl.
Annoying sons a bitches
Dungeon Meshi is a reaction image gold mine
been waiting for the appearance of a true patrician
OP here, just woke up. Can't believe there's so many knife ear sympathisers here
No. She has to constantly be the moral anchor, along with Chilchack, when Senshi and Laius are up to their hairbrained insanity. The stress would make anyone haggard
I like you, anon.
Reminder that hentai elves are the worst elves every created. Japan degraded ancient warriors fighting against evil und once shaped civilization to nothing but weak and useless fapbait.
>People that get pissy at mystical, advanced races because muh mary sues
>People that get aroused at mystical, advanced races because muh corruption fetish
>People that get amused at memes about mystical, advanced races
>/pol/ because racemixing is bad no matter the case, the situation, the era or even if it's fucking FANTASY and you ought to be out of your mind to actually take it seriously
Still waiting for some drawfag to draw this
I self-identify as a lich.
warrior/barbarian because no need for a prince!
Curious thing about elves in A&M is that is more easy to find elves on hentai than in no hentai.
Most elves in non hentai are just humans with pointed ears, they live between humans, dress like humans, behave as humans.
On the other hand in hentai works they trend to be were they are suposed to be, mystical creatures that live in forest in communion with nature.
>mystical creatures that live in forest in communion with nature
I'm sorry, I never saw that. Or not often enough to notice it. No, they are mostly like you described them in non-hentai.