What are your views on knife ears?

>>144377325
What an ugly elf.

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>>144377325
>rounded off ears instead of pointy

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>>144377325
Dungeon Meshi elves are the best, and Marcille is the cutest.

High > elves > dark > wood

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>>144377325
I am in love with them!

>>144378783
>elves
which variant are these, theyre usually standardized as high or wood, but you included both of those

>yfw KyoAni adapts this.

>>144380195
they better sexualize these ears.

>>144377325
It's story time.

>So some faggot tried to get a Silmaril, and the only reason he didn't fuck it all over was because his magic girlfriend saved his ass about five times. But King Dad got the stone, and they ran off to make little cross-breeds.
>Then another guy who used to be cool got Naugrim, greatest work of the dwarves, and gave it to King Dad as a fuck you for letting his son get killed (side note: said son was an idiot who only ever made everything worse by being an idiot).
>King Dad decided to combine the stone and necklace to become the Lord of the Bling. So he called some dwarves and paid them to do the job.
>But the dwarves decided it should be theirs. After having accepted and completed the job. How unprofessional.
>Words were said, shit went down, and the dwarves kinda sorta murdered Elu Thingol, one of the oldest and greatest of the elves, in cold blood because they were greedy fucks.
>Then the elves tried to kill them, and they got the necklace back, but some dwarves managed to escape and whine about it.
>"What happened to you?"
>"W-we were just out, wal-walking, and the elves just came out and started killing us! For NO reason! And we din't do nuffun!"
>"The fuck they did?!"
>Then the dwarves sacked Doriath, one of the greatest cities of the world.
>Then the wood elves killed the dwarves.
>Then elves tried to remake the city.
>Then some other elves sacked that, too.

tl;dr both elves and dwarves are assholes.

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>>144381793
I want to transfer mana with Marcille.

>>144377325
>>>/pol/

I despise japanese and /a/ elves, the whole "lewd le orc rape xD" shit on here that seems to be so popular

>>144377325
Those are way too blunt to be considered knives.

>>144383080
Go home St. Alyssia.

>>144382722
Don't post that shithole here.

>>144383113
Butter knives?

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Waifus

>>144377325
They can be cute, but usually aren't

>>144378783
wrong
fairy > dark > high > (normal) > wood > fucking dwarves

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>>144382679

elves > humans > dwarves > orcs

All you people talking about killing elves make me sick. Enslavement is the way to go.

>>144383738
Kill yourself you stupid nigger faggot.

>>144384398
I expected as much. Back to your containment board, shitpost-chan.

Are there ear exercises that elves can do? She needs to lose some pounds on those butter knives

Mary Sue race that instantly brings down the quality of the whole setting.

>>144377325

Butterknife ears.

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>>144384742
Yes, bring them it down

>>144384742
In Dwarf Fortress they're a bunch of prancing ninnies turbo faggots.

>>144384796
>bring them it down
wot

>>144381793
I would an elf in a manner that she would like.

>>144378329
I don't think I've ever read a story where they want to genocide elves.

>>144377325
How do you make them more interesting?

>>144386401
>call /pol/ a shithole as it is
>someone gets offended
>t-triggered!
I don't think this is the board for you, snowflake.

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>>144382679

RIP Farlyn

Why does Senshi's facial expression stay the same no matter the occasion?

>>144387318
He's been through some shit.

>>144387318

Helmet covers his eyebrows, you can see he has a normal expression when he takes it out.

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Reminder not to take obvious bait.

>>144377325
I want cum inside multiple times in multiple holes of multiple female elves

What is it about Dungeon Meshi that attracts whiny 15 year-olds? Marcille deserves better than this.

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I always roll elves. They're superior to humans.

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Hobbit abuse.

> tfw you will never fuck an elf and make cute little mary sue edgy halfbreeds that are rejected by both societies but ultimate become the driving force that unites them together

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Goddam. Being an elffag on this site is suffering. Elves get used for shitposting threads all the time because of the reaction they cause, which makes OP happy because his thread thrives. And it just works, you fags fall for it all the time.

Then there are of course those anti-elffags, Pelinals and crusaders. How fucking stupid do you have to be to imagine a fictional race as bad as possible and make those fictional, jack-of-all trades diplomatic humans as awesome as possible, so you feel better about your own weak ego? And I'm dame sure that they never really did a close look at this race, maybe read trash like eragon or something like this and then think they know shit about elves.

Then there is this constantly masturbating board called /a/, that knows nothing about elves either. All they know is doujins and they base their whole perception on those. You know what? No anon, elves aren't sluts, that wouldn't make any sense. No, they don't get raped by orcs all the time, how often does this happen in fiction aside from pornography? Why do you bring this up in a thread that has nothing to do with pornography?

And you think you are an elffag, you waifu- and smut-poster? You are actually the worst. You know nothing about elves either and also degrade them to one-dimensional waifus and fapbait, that has no other quality aside from pleasing your cock. You degrade them way more than any rape-doujin ever could. Your image of them lost everything divine, magic and noble that they once had.

Fuck you, fuck your elves, fuck your threads, fuck your memes. They are all cancer.

>>144377325
Humans are superior. We have technology!

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They're weird

>>144378522
Kinda like a horse
like I can imagine the reigns in her mouth
.. hnggg

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>>144389318
They must taste fucking delicious

When will we have genetically engineered elves irl? I want to own one.

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>>144389437
>Finland
They're already here. Just buy Sako.

What would elf taste like? How should they be prepared?

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>>144389479
Dear lord.

>>144389437
I want to be__ one.

>>144389479
me desu

>>144389479
Her sister is hotter.

>knife ears
>>>/tg/

What's with all the deleted post?

>>144389710
I really don't know why it's still going on. Someone's whining and trying to troll this thread because someone insulted /pol/ is my best guess.

>>144382769
This meme caters to the lowest common denominator, no wonder it attracts such horrible posters.

>>144381730

>Another shitty 11 WN
>Gary Stu magician becomes immortal by preserving his memories through his reincarnations through the multiverse, gaining immeasurable knowledge and power
>Gets bored with his immortal life, contemplates true oblivion
>Saved from melancholy by waifuing proud and noble Elf Heroine in an incarnation when he joined her RPG heroic journey party, (as an excuse for author's elfeaboo.)
>In his next life, he reincarnates as an Elf in a elves-are-the-oppressed-by-humans world.
>The story becomes about him becoming the Elf Messiah, after saving his childhood friend (who resembles the Heroine from his previous life) from being turned into tribute to humans.
>It must be true love
>But right after the first conflict with the humans ended, MC shelters a tribe of fox people, and takes their leader (to be fair, she's supposed to be his fiance) as a harem member, declaring that he will not love her less than elf waifu,

TL:DR, elfeaboo pretends that he likes elves because they are a proud and noble race, but almost immediately reveals his hypocrisy by fucking a fox girl.

>>144389745
That doesn't make any sense

>>144389710
>>144389745

Warhammer Comics.

>>144389710
Elves just attract the worst posters you can imagine, waifu-posters, crusaders and /pol/lacks.

Might as well delete the whole thread, it's barely /a/ anyway.

>>144389815
How so? Been here since the deleted posts started, anon.

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>>144377325
they make good friends

>mods delete TES discussion
>two anons erpging still there
Good job.

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>>144389481
I had one in the army.

>>144389932
Truly, this is /a/.

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>>144377325
Annoying sons a bitches

No matter what you say, High Elves will forever be the superior faction. Their downfall is always their snob behavior that was written, not even a valid argument just coincidence.

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Dungeon Meshi is a reaction image gold mine

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>>144378522

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I prefer my girls a little darker

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>>144390433

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Dwarves.

>>144390519
My nigga

>>144390519
where does she get all those protein?? not healthy

I want bretonnians out of my threads.

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I'm okay with it

>>144378599
Jobber elf a cute.

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>>144389894
RIP?

>>144392006
Yeah, I wouldn't want to be an elf in these kinds of threads.

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>>144392019
it's ok, she's fine

>>144392019
Why did she start to close her eyes all the time?

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>>144377325
I like them taken to the extreme

>liking a hag
I dunno.

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>>144392163

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>>144392209
I want to bully her with my food

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>>144392006
Cute, HUGE hands

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>>144392434
been waiting for the appearance of a true patrician

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So, Marcille general? I'm alright with that.

>>144377325

Elves are for hunting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIO6UiSW5Kk

>>144386947
>sexual arousal

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OP here, just woke up. Can't believe there's so many knife ear sympathisers here

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>>144377325

>>144392584
Marcille is really homley looking for an elf is she an ex-housewife or something.

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>>144394344
No. She has to constantly be the moral anchor, along with Chilchack, when Senshi and Laius are up to their hairbrained insanity. The stress would make anyone haggard

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Elf slave wat do?

Reminder that cowtits on elves is the worst idea to come out of Japan since anime

>>144394648
There is a good reason that this shit is banned on /tg/.

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>>144394654
I like you, anon.

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>>144394677
People hate fun.

>>144394734
>muh fun
The argument of every shitposter.

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>>144394734

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>>144394654

>>144394708
Good
>>144394734
Cute
>>144394807
>>144394836
Disgusting

Why do so many people hate elves? I'm not a /tg/ but they seem pretty peaceful.
Marsyle hasn't done anything wrong.

>>144394926
Meme, inferiority complex, /pol/.

>>144394926
It's a /tg/ meme. All Elves are beautiful Mary Sues while all dorfs not Senshi are stocky ugly neckbeards.

>>144394807
Since when obese means amazing ?

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Reminder that hentai elves are the worst elves every created. Japan degraded ancient warriors fighting against evil und once shaped civilization to nothing but weak and useless fapbait.

>>144394548
Pst, He's talking about his elven companion's thighs

>>144394998
But /tg/ can have entirely positive threads about elves without any or barely any memes and shitposting. Compare that to what /a/ usually does with them.

>>144394926
Either
>People that get pissy at mystical, advanced races because muh mary sues
>People that get aroused at mystical, advanced races because muh corruption fetish
>People that get amused at memes about mystical, advanced races
>/pol/ because racemixing is bad no matter the case, the situation, the era or even if it's fucking FANTASY and you ought to be out of your mind to actually take it seriously

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>knife-ears

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>>144391124
Still waiting for some drawfag to draw this

>>144394926
Neckbeards self-identify as dwarves for obvious reasons.

>>144395556
What do girls self-identify as?

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>>144395556
I self-identify as a lich.

Elves?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjHclWPVij0

>>144395604
That's cute.

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>>144395591
warrior/barbarian because no need for a prince!

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Curious thing about elves in A&M is that is more easy to find elves on hentai than in no hentai.

Most elves in non hentai are just humans with pointed ears, they live between humans, dress like humans, behave as humans.

On the other hand in hentai works they trend to be were they are suposed to be, mystical creatures that live in forest in communion with nature.

>>144395807
>mystical creatures that live in forest in communion with nature
I'm sorry, I never saw that. Or not often enough to notice it. No, they are mostly like you described them in non-hentai.

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Around elves watch yourselves.

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>>144395604
>>144395667
being a lich is hot

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Elf king is a rapist

>>144395620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azOvRwrqz2M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5-Tuo1bmFM

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>>144377325

>>144395865
Deed is cute! Cute!

>>144388634
>Leave the elves alone!
simmer down, Bertha