Haifuri

Isn't the ship called "Harekaze"?

>>143464862
mike ruined everything.

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>>143464948
German saved everything.

>>143464912
>Hare
hare is clear weather, haru is springtime
Since kaze is wind, its springtime wind.
I really doubt its clear weather wind

>>143465003
>>143465328
Mina, Mashiro and Kouko. Were trying to save the show from mike.

>>143464862

Reminder who gives a shit

When did this become shit again? After the bullshit mind control scene?

>>143465548
Episode three I think.

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>>143464862
I didn't mind dumb plot twists, honestly. Haifuri's problem was in its execution. They struck a terrible balance between plot and SoL, their handling of the large cast size was atrocious and they didn't do nearly enough to make the viewer care about Moeka. It was a mess, but a fairly entertaining one.

Chief Engineer Maron a best.

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>not enough Moka

why was this allowed?

>>143466058
Some people don't like coffee.

If Rin was on a different ship how likely would it be that her crewmates would "accidently" leave her behind at one point?

>>143465204
But it is Hare

>captain goes to cry in her quarters
>crew only goes along with her because they all heard it through the intercom

NO, FUCK YOU
SHE SHOULD'VE WORN A CONFIDENT GRIN AND A TWINKLE IN HER EYE WHILE SHE DEMANDS THE IMPOSSIBLE AND DOES THE UNDOABLE, JUST LIKE JAMES T. KIRK

>>143465204
It is Hare, so it is clear wind.
It clear all the "bad weather" such as virus-controlled ship.

>>143466185
They pulled the captain addresses crew thing before and everyone agreed. The 2nd time she didn't even know it was leaked and no one seemed to tell her.
It was just Mike being weak as fuck, the whole crew was game from the start.

>>143466352
I want an ova where they all get infected by the rats and we see them moving like drones for 20 mins.

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So how often did Mike grow a pair and act like a actual captain?

>>143466592
Episodes 1, 2, 3, 8, 9, and 12.

>>143466871
Will she ever use those balls and create a little miracle with Moka?

>>143465204
>Harakaze

Stickers fucking when

>>143464862
Yeah, that's when I stopped watching.

>>143464948
Warum ist Mike so Scheisse? Sie hat die ganze Sendung vernichtet.

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>>143468652
The prettiest.

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>>143469920
I want to gently kiss those lips.

And Mayu's tanlines.

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>>143470321
And Mina's breasts.

>>143465328
R.I.P. shark-kun.

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ideas for Haifuri OVA/movie?

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>>143470371
Exactly.

I'm waiting for the BD of this scene.

>>143470321
How do you know she has tanlines?

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>>143470438
Even Okinawans get a tan, anon. It comes on top of their baseline delicious dark.

>>143466352
>>143466160
Just because Crunchyroll translated it wrong, doesnt mean that Hare is right

>>143468928
>Belly wind

>>143470486
I still don't understand what makes this pic so erotic.

>>143470396
One with a plotline that branches off from the MIND CONTROL HAMSTERS and goes with what the first few threads were about. Political intrigue and the beginnings of a civil war with these girls being used as pawns

>>143470510
>can't read it himself

>>143470396
Onsen episode with lots of Moka fanservice.

Harukaze was an actual ship. Harekaze did not exist. This is why it was obvious that she'll sink in the end. Not to mention, it's a post WW2 thing to write warship names with kana. Back in the good old days, it was (mainly) kanji. See 加賀 vs かが (DDH-184).

>>143470577
The 90's are calling. They want their trite and tired political intrigue and civil war plots back.

>>143470396
Tournament arc.

>>143470396
Onsen ep. Or umi da. But the latter would be a bit weird probably.

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>>143470615
a) The official name of the ship is 晴風.
b) They wrote the names of the ships on the side with kana during WW2.
c) You're retarded.

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>>143471018
a) yes, that's hare all right.
b) is the word 'mostly' too hard for you to comprehend?
c) nice ad hominem, faggot

>>143471108
>nice ad hominem, faggot
It's not an ad hominem.

Holy shit you're retarded beyond all belief.

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>>143471193
Keep trying, anon.

>>143471225
I can try but making you see exactly how fucking retarded you are is a daunting task and is probably not achievable by man.

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>>143471108
>a, b and c) I've been told and exposed as a faggot yet I won't be able to hug myself to sleep tonight if I can't cram a last word
FTFY

S2 when?

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>>143471389
Ganbatte, anon. Ganbatte.

>>143470510
>Can't read jap, kanji and didn't bother to search difference between hare and haru

>>143470615
>This is why it was obvious that she'll sink in the end.
I don't get it. Why does it matter if the name is real or not? How does it affect whether it would sink in the show or not? Almost every ship in the IJN sank.

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>>143471503
Funnily enough, if you squint hard enough, you can see this in the first episode.

>[_] はるかぜ
>[x] はれかぜ

It also says 晴風は永遠 on the same board ;_;

>>143471791
They try to make sure no one read it wrong

also, feels, Harekaze you really did well ;_;7

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>>143470687
>>143470396
An oka da! episode then, where they get a shore leave after a long time and have a blast. They enjoy the smells and gentle shade of a wood trail far from the sea, the taste and diversity of food that hasn't been cooked for 30 people, sleeping in late and staying up late, wearing dry clothes all day, being able to walk for a full minute in the same direction, and most of all not being with the same 30 fucking people all day every day.

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trash went down with the ship, right?

Why did they let the ship sink?

There's such a thing as "too ridiculous and stupid" and mind controlling hamsters were it. Though once you forgot about it, it was pretty rad.

>>143472531
>wearing dry clothes all day
You try doing that in Japan during summer. Especially in Kyoto.

>>143464862
Come to think of it, they never explained this shit, did they?

Also, stop posting the wrong version you colossal faggots.

>>143464912
Yes. People on these threads are just stupid.

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Repost.
質問：彼女達の物語を再度描くことが出来るとしたらどんな物語を作りたいですか？
>What sort of story would you like to make if you get to write these girls' story again?
やっぱり日常回でしょうか。特に彼女達が海の上で生きていることを感じられるエピソードを作りたいです。じつは『はいふり』の世界では、流しの食べ物屋船が航海していまして、艦にいながら外食ができるんです。例えば流しの寿司屋とかもあって、「さっき釣ったばかりの新鮮なネタだよ！」といった感じで明乃たちが舌鼓を打つとか。あとコンビニ艦というのもあります。決まった航路をいくつかのコンビニ艦が順番に移動していて、その航路に立ち寄れば補給が行えるって感じです。
このように海の上にいても、陸地と同じような生活をできるのが本作の世界観なので、そういった部分と絡めたほのぼとした日常話をぜひ描いてみたいです。
>I think it has to be SoL after all. I especially want to create episodes which make you to feel that these girls are really living on the sea. Actually, in the Haifuri world, there're eatery boats sailing around so you can still eat out even while you're on a ship. For example, we can have Akeno and the gangs gulping down sushi made from freshly caught fishes on a sushi shop boat. On top of that, there're also convenience store ships sailing on decided routes in turn so you can resupply by visiting them.
>In such way, lives on the sea are essentially the same as lives on the ground in this world. I really want to write a heartwarming SoL including the above parts.

>>143473075
Yes please.

>>143473075
That sounds really dumb. I want it.

>>143473075
SoL is garbage

>>143474135
Better than the half-hearted excuse for a plot we got this season.

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Cute.

>>143474135
Shit taste. Festival episode was one of the best parts of the show.

>>143464862
No, the fact that they can't get the mood right is what ruined everything.

If they wanted to do lighthearted stuff, they should have just stuck to making them do rescue missions, or just rip off GuP wholesale. If they wanted to do a proper plot whether be it mutiny or mind control plagues, then the overall mood should have been more serious.

>>143475060
very

>>143470526
I think it's her pure and irresistible smile, combined with her being the sexiest haifuri.

>>143475218
I think the fact that they used mind control hamsters of all things should tell you the plot shouldn't be taken seriously.

>>143469189
>kuro creaming herself to shiro's shiros

I bet Kuro would love to run her tongue along Shiro's soft, supple skin and suck on Shiro's nipples which are rock hard in the cold sea air.

>>143469293
Scheiße as an adjective is not capitalized. (you're welcome to continue spelling it with ss though)
Instead of "vernichted" you should say "versaut" or "ruiniert". Versaut sounds better in the context, but ruiniert is more faithful to the original meme.
Lastly, it's a Serie. "Sendung" means broadcast, which while technically is true for Haifuri, does not describe how you watched it.

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>>143476536
This.
Pic related

>>143478005
>It takes a special kind of balls to go the mind-control hamsters route and doing it entirely straight..
That we can all agree, even if we disagree about the result.

>>143478348
No, not really.

Mind control hamsters was the dumbest fucking shit I have ever seen

This show had so much potential before the hamster thing.
That was the textbook definition of jumping the shark.
Also how the fuck can you have a massive cast of cute girls focus only on the bridge and in the bridge you only develop two characters?
I would have rather have watched the adventures of the cooking staff as they sailed through the sea, it would have been way more entertaining.
The only enjoyable episode after that was the festival one because it was cute.
This truly is GuP's Retarded half sister.[

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It's a damn shame Moka never got the screen time she deserved, never found the other grills interesting enough to make a move into waifu territory

>>143478768
I see you don't own any mirrors then.

Well, the boat sank anyway in the end so it's all over.

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>>143475060
>she never took the ears off
She's adorable.

>>143479301
The show isn't called "I'm a boat named harekaze and there's girls crawling all over me???"

>>143479301
It sank in the fucking port, you'd imagine that this boat oriented japan would be able to just surface it again easily but apparently no.

>>143479140
Rin had some development. The rest of the bridge crew didn't need development, they were already funny characters.

>>143479442
I wish to be the Harekaze.

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>>143479442
>I'm a boat named harekaze and there's girls crawling all over me???

>>143479475
I still want to watch the kitchen crew's adventures though.

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>>143480189
glad i wasn't the only one who noticed this gem.
It was so hilarious completely ruined the scene for me.

>>143464948
I want to ruin Mike's asshole.

>>143481313
That's what spicy curry does.

>>143481313
Please do not lewd the kanchou!

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>>143481313
I want to fuck a captain

>>143464862
she looks upset

>>143482433
I want to kanchou the kanchou!

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>>143482456

hamsters stealing your waifu does that

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OK so, WTF? This girl only spoke 'ui' the entire episode except for one line. Is this some kind of inside joke? Funny thing is, she probably got the same amount of screentime as the main character. Also, she's cute.

>>143482887
Tama is autism which is why she doesn't talk much and can shoot an incoming shell in midair.

>>143482940
She also shot those torpedoes in episode 9, though I don't know how impressive that feat is.

>>143482964
I'm pretty sure that's what he's talking about.

>>143482997
No that was episode 5.

>>143483022
Well then she was even more autistic than I could recall.

> Hai Furi world history
> Japan still won against Russia in 1904, but had to hand out lands they won to US and Britain, in exchange of money
> WW1 happened, but later when Russian Revolution happened, Tsar escaped to US, causing Russia attacked by US and Europe, and so Soviet Russia failed, Russia was then in chaos
> Paris Peace Conference, US and Britain want to build breakwaters at Germany to block Russians, France unable to claim any pay from Germany

>>143482964
Since it was their own torpedoes, and jap gunnery actually embraced the concept of shells detonating below water, it wasn't quite as batfuck insane as the shells hit shells thing.

I'm just glad that snippet from the opening where they torpedo torpedoes never happened.

>>143470577
That would've been amazing. That hamster bullshit was a terrible cop out to make the plot work.

Mike is such a fucking crybaby. I love it.

>>143483288
>I'm just glad that snippet from the opening where they torpedo torpedoes never happened.

But now Mei doesn't have any feats to put her on par with Tama. She just seems like a good shooter in comparison to how godlike Tama is.

>>143483380
I'm also doing my best to pretend that 'shells hit shells' never happened so it evens out

>>143483324
I like how she acts like a spoiled kid in front of Moka. She was a total retard in the drama CD, too.

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Yourmans

>>143481313
>>143482455
Mike is mine faggots.

>>143483755
You are mine, Moka.

>>143484028
When Mike got all teary eyed on her reunion with Moka, I imagined it was the rancid fumes. Of course, the depiction didn't quite work out that way and she happily jumped into Moka's arms.
I still like to pretend she got weak in the legs and had to be caught by Moka so she didn't collapse. And then the smell gave Mike erotic hallucinations.

>>143464862
Say what you want about Haifuri but the OP is absolutely awesome

https://my.mixtape.moe/sicalu.webm

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This show would have been better if Mike had been less responsible but luckier.

>>143484694
Mike was fine the way she was, aside from how poorly handled her breakdown near the end was.

The rest of the cast needed their stories to matter more.

>>143484942
MaronxKuro, MeixTama, and KoukoxMina needed their own episodes.

>>143485114
H OVAs**

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How much are you willing to pay for Moka's used pantyhose?

>>143485150
if only... I dont think this will even get a lot of doujins maybe 4 or 5

>>143485204
>not furushou or mashimo pantyhose

>>143465204
It's it "sunny"?

>>143468652
I hope she gets a bigger part in season 2. Moka is best captain.

>>143485952
They'd need more money to pay her VA.

>>143485952
>Moka gets moved to the Harekaze for utterly failing as the Musashi's captain

>>143485952
>>143486004
It's not the VA. They don't even give her any attention in side material (manga, LN).

I don't know what's going on, but I doubt she'll get any screentime if there is a second season.

>>143483407
It's a fucking cartoon about teenage girls crewing a destroyer, fighting against mind-controlling hamsters.

Fuck man, get over it.

>>143470396
Worldwide toilet paper shortage

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>>143470371
>>143470421
Unf.

>>143486121
As long as the focus is on the Harekaze then she'd still have no screentime simply because she's on a different ship. Unless the Musashi got their own spin-off like the Spee, Moka will stay irrelevant forever.

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>>143478768
Mind control hamsters would have been fine if it weren't executed so fucking poorly. D&D has hivemind critters called Cranium Rats that are pretty fucking terrifying when they start rushing out of the walls spamming magic at you.

Haifuri simply never cared about why the lesbians should be firing naval artillery at each other, so instead of creating a credible antagonist (sentient or otherwise) they just handwaved it with mind-control vermin.

>>143486960
Yeah, and?

We watched it for the girls, not political intrigue. It was a fine opening to a series. The fuck is everyone so bent outta shape over hamsters

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If there's a S2, will she be back?

>>143487205
She's the most popular character by far, so of course not.

>>143487095
I only watch mature anime for mature anime fans such as myself and I got tricked into watching an anime about cute girls!!!

>>143487288
And how did that make you feel, anon?

>>143487322
H-Horny...?

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Were these two friends of Mina among the zombies on the Spee?

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>>143487622
These two too.

I dropped this shit, was it hamsters?

>>143487288
Cute girls and passable writing are not mutually exclusive.

>>143487622
>わたし
Dropped.

>>143488035
Of the military cute girls genre, Haifuri has the best writing.

>>143488081
Mina was once a good girl. She only started talking like an old man after watching those yakuza movie.

>>143488097
It's only slightly above Strike Witches 2.

>>143488257
Haifuri > Girls und Panzer > Strike Witches

>>143487830
Yes

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>>143487659
Well, found the answer myself. Poor girls.

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>>143488441
Why is she so perfect?

>>143488441
After suffering severe brain injuries they forgot how to speak German.

>>143488513
Big lungs

>>143488441
Damn.

Did anybody ever ask why German students are wearing seifuku

>>143489447
Same reason they could speak Japanese.
The Jew fears the samurai

>>143488555
Perfect for deepthroating.

s2, movies, or ovas when
and no gup, kancolle, strike witches, etc is not the same

Haifuri: "At least it's better than Strike Witches"

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>>143489447
Seifuku stands for SAILOR uniforms, you fucktard.

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>>143491055

>>143491055
Fuck, I was going to say "because it's cute" but that works so much better.

>>143491055
I'm sure he looks cute in his skirt too.

This show was surprisingly decent. It lured me in the with a mystery, then it kept me because the cast was adorable.

>>143491095
C-cute.

>>143491776
Why does Shiro look so unhappy?

>>143492084
Her lust only burns for Mike.

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>>143492084
She's playing her part as the eternal submissive.

>>143475060
Incompetent.

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>>143491788
Especially this cutie.

When/what's the next WW2 stuff + cute girls anime?

>>143492833
They should make Hogan's Heroes except everyone is a cute 2D lesbian.

>>143492084
Tropes

>>143492833
Volkssturm girls holding out in the ruins of Berlin when

SoL episodes include:
>Collecting food and water
>adopting all the stray animals into their bunker
>Hitlers Birthday Celebration

US Navy Surface Warfare Officer here.

I watched the first half of this show while underway and I was really pissed off at the translation mistakes for common helm orders and such.

However I thought they executed the "cute girls doing cute SWO things" well. CHENG was the best characterization of a job on the ship.

>>143493067
what's cheng?

>>143491055
Seifuku stands for uniform. Sailor uniform is seeraafuku.

>>143493067
Consider that the girls were made to say things wrong in purpose to reflect their lack of training and experience. I don't think the translators were knowledgeable enough to take that into account, but perhaps they got that right by accident.

>>143492983
Adorable. Someone fund it.

>>143492833
A whitewashed account of the Sino-Japanese War of 1937, with anachronistic slice of life elements, like having no cell phone signal and running out of hair conditioner while on campaign.

Bonus points if they attack Nanjing.

>>143491055
Actually, no, it doesn't.
Seifuku:
制服【せいふく】
服: dictionary search code ``!497E''
Classification: Third Grade, Frequency-of-Use: #873
readings: フク, はっ, はつ, はら
English tags: `clothing', `admit', `obey', `discharge'
制: dictionary search code ``!4029''
Classification: Fifth Grade, Frequency-of-Use: #108
reading: セイ
English tags: `system', `law', `rule'

As opposed to sailor fuku:
セーラー服【セーラーふく】

>>143493146
Short for Chief Engineer. It's one of the department head jobs on a ship.

>>143493222
Nah I was feeling autistic about it so I pulled out my japanese dictionary and checked the translation, they just fucked it up. And not even consistently.

>>143492833
Personally I'm ready for another Sengoku era anime. Nobuna S2 would be fucking nice.

>>143493258
No. Fuku means clothing. See >>143493245

>>143479459
How does it sink at all with all those safety balloons?

>>143491055
>Seifuku stands for SAILOR uniforms
Sometimes I wonder if the people who come here are retarded.

>>143493171
>Seifuku stands for uniform. Sailor uniform is seeraafuku.
Not quite. Fuku is uniform. Sei means student. Seifuku means school uniform.

Seifuku actually is an abbreviation of Seieki fuku, that is, semen clothes.

Am I the only one who thinks this is second best cute girls /ak/ series? Sora no Woto being the first obviously

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Tanuki ears are best

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>>143488441
Who is the victim?

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>>143464862

>5 hours and no one has posted the correct version yet

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>>143495739

Dammit, I saved multiple versions of this poster without realizing it.

>>143496041
Who's that Pokemon?

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>>143496041
>curry dishes
I thought they were toilet seat covers.

And a figure of >>143465968 . Not a fan of that Mike illustration to be honest, but might be good.

The correct haifuri merchandise to make is a roll of toilet paper that has a picture of Hime in this pose in the last sheet.

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>>143496309

>>143496041
They really went all out with merchandise. Doubt they will sell all of it though.

>>143494214
Wrong. The word for student, seito, is this: 生徒【せいと】
See >>143493245 for the kanji used for seifuku. Note how it's not the same.

>>143491055
>>143493171
>>143493245
>>143493258
>>143493319
>>143494214
>>143497597
>>>/a/djt

>>143494633
This one got it right.

>>143492084

She knows she's only a rebound for Kouko.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being Mike's armpits and 10 being shit, how smelly do you think Moka is?

>>143498565
Moka smells like a beautiful spring breeze through the sakura trees

>>143496041
>>143496309
I want to eat Mike's special curry of that dish.

>>143498678
So like Mike's armpits then.

>>143492833
I want Japan to make a moe Unit 731 just to see China get buttmad.

>>143493297
>Nobuna S2 would be fucking nice.

Oh you naive, naive babe.

>>143498789
Nice.
Did you make that, anon?

>>143498938
From 2chan

>>143498961
Ah, ok.
It's interesting that the series was planned out so far in advance, though I suppose it's typical for these kind of multimedia projects.

>>143498789
>>143498994
Did they? Shame if they did, to plan this many characters but for them to be reduced to fodder.
Maybe they really were aiming to be the next GuP.

>>143498789
Side story where Macchi gets a harem of girls from each continent and fucks them when?

>>143495033
Third. GuP is tied with SnW

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>>143499079
Those Germans still have a chance to shine in Mina spin-off. The designs for Musashi crews are the one that went to waste.
Meanwhile, in a Gamers store.

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>I've got you now.

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>>143464862
m8

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>>143499963

>>143499287
Mayumi-fags taking over.

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Who is this seamen demon?

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>>143501500
Zona-chan is a witch?

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>>143501706
it's a metaphor for masturbating.
She's put a stick between her legs, and is experiencing a glorious high.

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>>143501796
>FW's ED is a metaphor for a teenage girl teaching a loli to masturbate
I like it.

>>143499287
Perfect.

>>143502740
Finally.

>>143502740
Man, that's one hoop I'd jump through

>>143502740
I want to give the GUTS to the captain

I liked it, I cried like a faggot when the Harekaze sunk

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I wanted more Moka goddamnit!

>>143503805
Get in the line and wait for S2

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>>143504342
>tfw you want to have fun but no one takes the festival serious

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>>143504531
>tfw you want to sing but everyone thinks it's childish

The marketing wasted on this show is ludicrous for how average its sales turned out. Why in the fuck did they even give something they invested so heavily on to a literal shit studio like IMS?

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Guys, I have very strong feelings for Satoko. I want to take care of her and breed with her.

>>143504812
IMS did a pretty good job with it. Considering the scope of the production, I seriously doubt they had much control over the story. Mind Control Hamsters was probably something decided by-committee long before they even had a studio picked out.

The animation was decent and largely consistent, script was solid aside from the excess of torijaki ippais and yosoros, character designs were great and directing was entirely inoffensive.

I blame the unimpressive sales on the hamsters and GuP.

>>143504855
If I pull of those earrings, will she die?

>>143505177
Do not harm my waifu or I will fucking kill you.

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>>143504855
Why is Zona so prone to be annoyed by cats?

Also that pic is too lewd.

>>143505406
>those fur in between her fingers

>>143505131
Why blame it on GuP, because the movie ate the sales, because it stole the fanbase for these kinds of shows or because it created unreasonable expectations for the "cute girls use WW2 military vehicles" genre? Or maybe all of the above?

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>>143505131
>excess of torijaki ippais and yosoros
Excuse to use a pic from GuP

>>143505520
>>143505462
>>143505131
I was under the impression that most of us were also into GuP to some degree? I like both shows at least.

>>143505462
Sales, mainly.
Notice how this season's total seasonal anime sales are about 1/4 of the previous season and the seasonal average?
GuP's BDs came out mid-season and ate the rest of the seasonal revenue.

It's not a competition of fanbases so much as simply market shares. Nothing sold exceptionally well this season because GuP's release eclipsed everything. It was just unlucky timing for Haifuri.

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>>143505822

>>143505863
But who is the Red Man?

>>143505520
Why did you make a screenshot of that?
Why didn't you just save the reaction image?

>>143493297
>Maron-CHENG
I like it

>>143502740
I want to destroy Mike's butt.

>>143505989
Because I *MADE* that reaction image years ago, and what I saved was the amusing usage of it. Deal with it.

>>143506366
I personally want to nap on it.

>>143505822
>>143505863
Lewd.

I want to yosoro into Mike's butt and then modose to Moka's.

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>>143507728
And I thought the navigation crew had a bad sense of direction.

>>143507776
I want to torikaji her oppai

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>>143505989

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>>143498931

>>143509000
Who is this guy and what's that game on the left?

>>143505406
Why don't they make Isoroku lose weight?

>>143509879
Too many rats on the ship.

>>143509879
Ship hulls are designed for a specific weight. Drastically reducing that weight will cause the ship to rise higher on the water, which will thus raise the center of mass and make it less stable, and it can also cause increased stress on the hull by disrupting the relative buoyancy of each part.

When they converted the Ise and Hyuuga battleships into hybrid carriers, in order to compensate for the weight loss caused by removing a turret, they added an 8-inch layer of concrete. The layer of concrete needed to compensate for Isoroku's weight loss would cover the Harekaze's bridge and render it inoperable.

http://www.navweaps.com/index_tech/tech-021.htm
http://www.navweaps.com/index_tech/tech-035.htm

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>>143510238
so that's why it sunk

>>143509879
Because he outranks them.

http://svb.2chan.net/may/b/src/1467312667023.png

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>>143510686
Who started this ridiculous trend of handing over control over their ships to creatures that can't even swim?

>>143510817
>Mike still clothed
Unsatisfied.

>>143510897
Cats can swim, they just choose not to.

>>143510817
Mike's face is actually the highlight here.

>>143510817
It appears that after watching too much shows of the Cross Ange kind, the Japanese don't remember that breasts are supposed to have nipples.
Why didn't commie add nipples, anyway?

>>143511374
Consider it work in progress.
There will be nipples.

>>143511402
Thanks, commie.

>>143511402
Keep up the good work.

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>>143511557
>>143511418

That's not mine though.

>>143505954
>But who is the Red Man?

Me.

>>143511720
Go back to molesting your sister, Shirou.

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She just got her new toy

>>143513649
Fucking this. Hardly had a chance to use it at all, and no trick shots that made use of its potential. I should be mad.

>>143514545
They'll raise the ship up from the seafloor. It's not that hard to do.

Fun fact: most of the ships sunk at Pearl Harbor were raised and refitted to fight before the war was over.

>>143515133
Wait a question wouldn't they have been able to stop the Harekaze from sinking instead of just watching it?

>>143515353
Not if the patch job failed. It's a dramatic moment.

So why exactly is everyone so down on another season? Did it not do well in Japan?

>>143516008
People should be more concerned about the merch sales.

As a GuP fag

Will I enjoy this?

>>143516144
Not really. GuP is a show about tanks with girls while Haifuri is a show about girls with ships.

>>143509136
Looks like warthunder, and it is some youtuber called the mightyjingles. He came out one day and told his fanbace that he is a huge GuP otaku and showed his collection of figs.
>>143516164
Germans make lolis captains.

>>143516189
I'm also into /his/

>>143516089
What merchandise?

I have big pockets and no self control...

>>143516144
Probably, but they're different.

>>143516164
I expected her to be taller.

>>143516164
Her German is atrocious.

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>Mashiro and Mike's VA thought Mike and Shiro look like lovers

I guess this ship haven't sunk after all

>>143516978
Lewd.

>>143516978
That's good, Moka doesn't deserve to win the Mikebowl.

>>143516978
The only true ship is obviously MikexMokaxMashio threesome.

>>143516978
Translation?

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>>143492667
Rude.

>>143518446
It's somewhere along the line of how Mike and Shiro's VA thought a lot of scenes of Mike and Shiro feel like they are lover.
For example they talk about how Mike went to Shiro first in that lightning episode even when they are fighting, and they thought Shiro's mayonnaise line sound really, really like a confession.

>>143516302
no /his/, /hams/.

>>143516978
That's why I liked Mina; she really completed the power trio. I don't care how, they need her back.

>>143516978
>Harekaze sunk
>Yurikaze still sailing the high seas
What a time to be alive

>>143511192
This is true. Throw a cat in a swimming pool, and it'll swim to the edge to get out. Then murder you horribly for throwing it in the pool.

>>143516364
Please...?

I stopped watching an episode or two after the hamster shit started, should I bother with it again or not worth it

>>143523836
It never recovered from hamsters

>>143505462
>because it stole the fanbase for these kinds of shows
They don't stole it, GuP movie just taking back their fanbase that aniplex tried to steal.

>>143523836
skip to episodes 11 to 12
maybe watch 10 if you like SOL shit

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Sex.

Sadly, the hamsters weren't even the worst part of this. The worst part was, there were no stakes.

I could accept GuP's carbon armor and special ammunition, because the real stakes were in the competition. Even if you took out the must save the school part, the sports-like competition would still stand up as the conflict in the story.

But Haifuri made the stakes real, but, at the same time, from the tone of the rest of the show, you were almost certain that no one was actually going to die, so the stakes didn't matter.

>>143464912
>>143465204
>>143466160
>>143470510
>>143466352
THE DEEPEST LORE

>>143524898
There were no stakes in GuP other than saving the school, which you knew they would do.

>>143524898
I can't say I agree there. In the case of Girls und Panzer, like with all sports anime, the stakes in the competition itself are of absolutely zero consequence. The fact that the stakes of the school closing is present is also largely irrelevant; if in Haifuri there's no stakes because no-one dying is a foregone conclusion, aforementioned spoiler doesn't matter in Girls und Panzer either.

So in both cases, what one is really watching for isn't whatever stakes are presented, but because one wants to watch whatever activity it is they're doing. I watch Girls und Panzer to see a bunch of schoolgirls operating tanks. I watch Haifuri to see a bunch of schoolgirls operating warships. I don't watch, say, Princess Nine because I don't care to watch schoolgirls playing baseball, whatever stakes the show might or might not have to it. Your mileage may vary, of course.

I feel that the stories and stakes that each has is sufficient to support the series. Haifuri certainly won't win any awards, but its execution was compelling enough to place it as one of my 'watch as soon as possible' shows rather than one of my 'I'll watch it at some point during the week when I don't have anything better to do' shows.

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>>143464862
>edgefags still assblasted
You did a good job, Haifuri.

>>143524139
>tfw no sexy angry chief engineer to fix your engines

>>143525281
>>143526297
Yeah, okay, maybe I'm being a little to hard on it.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, GuP is like a paintball competition. It doesn't matter that they're mock battles, because it's the game that's entertaining to watch.

Haifuri is like replacing the paintballs with real guns and real bullets. It's not just a game anymore, it's a real life-and-death situation. Yes, GuP had the flashback where Miho's old crew almost drowned, but that was more of an almost-tragic accident. In Haifuri, every single shell and torpedo, by design, has the potential to kill.

Is this still an entertaining "game" to watch? In a different show, it might very well be. But here, the potential for the girls to get maimed or killed at every turn just doesn't match the tone of the rest of the show. And the fact that they are able to shoot as much live ammo at each other and cause so much damage to the ships and NOT have so much as a single death or serious injury comes off as too ridiculous, even for a show with this premise.

>>143528022
No one cares when capeshit movies don't kill people or action hero stars just walk through bullets.

>>143528022
Mike rolls nat 20s all day, erry day

>>143528022
I do see where you're coming from there, and it is a valid point. But I've seen countless shows where live ammo gets thrown back and forth with people somehow not getting killed, and plenty of those have a fair bit of lighthearted/comedic in the mix. And still somehow manage to keep up enough of the drama.

In the end, different people have different places where they'll draw the line on suspension of disbelief. Haifuri works well enough for me, not for you. No big deal, to each their own, etc.

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Why are Munetani genes so good?

>>143529562
Such a shame we didn't get to see more of the sisters.

>>143529562
But the middle sister is literally a butt pirate.

>>143530088
Yes, and...?

>>143530088
That's exactly why they're so good.

>>143530114
>>143530143
Shouldn't the marine fight pirates?

>>143530340
If they kicked out everyone who loved to plunder booty, there wouldn't be anyone left to be the navy.

>>143530737
Then they need to replace their current army for even younger, more innocent girls.

>>143530939
even bustier**
more curvy**
futanari**

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>>143529562
100s of years of incest as a tradition has strengthened them.

If you're allowed to sniff one of the following for 30 seconds, which one would you pick?

Mike's armpits
Moka's asshole
Shiro's feet
Mii's schnitzel

>>143532990
>Mii's schnitzel

>>143533000
You know, a thin slice of her meat.

>>143532990
I want to smell Moka's farts.

>>143532990
Mike's armpits.