How do you make a loli calm down?

>>142850566
my penis

Redirecting her to >>>/an/.
Lolis love /an/.

Semen.

>>142850566
drugs

>>142850566
Headpat and cuddling

>>142850566
qt trap.

>>142850566
Slap butt

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Having sex with her. My loli pouts if we don't have sex at least 5 times a week.

>>142850566
Elephant tranquilizers.

God knows that's the only thing that can make a kid sit still.

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>>142850566
pizza

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>>142850566

Give the loli one of these lollis.

That'll calm her down.

then do things to her butt when she falls asleep

but just before she dies

>>142850639
Only those who actually handled children truly knows how superior 2D is.
I feel you anon.

>>142850566
With a tactical Nuclear strike.

>>142850695
It makes college kids calm down too. Truly universal.

Or it could make them go crazy, it really depends.

Tell her to imagine something that's impossible to imagine- typically a rollercoaster. It helps if you're wearing a pink tuxedo shirt & bow tie and both of you are sitting on a park bench.

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>>142850701

Give her her daily allotment of cummies.

>>142850701
Dude

Give her the milk

>>142850695
That would just make things worse. You know what they say about lolis and pizza.

>>142852048
>You know what they say about lolis and pizza

What's that?

>>142853259
One costs 5 times as much as the other.

>>142850566
all these faggots in the thread saying sex. fuck off pedos you give loli hugs to calm them down.

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Head pat.

Vitamin D

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>>142851282

Is that supposed to be her as she struggles to breath manually?

Cause that's how it happens.

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>>142853259