Schwarzesmarken / Total Eclipse / Muv-Luv

She can be my mistress while I take Mana as my wife

>>142701399
imagine a fivesome with meiya, yuuhi, beato and yuuko.

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Who /NVA/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7CC7i6brEI

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>>142701399
Is she excited because people are looking at her?

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>>142701598
fuck off commie scum
KAISEREICH TIMELINE WHEN?
>Japan
http://a.pomf.cat/zhqrdr.mp3
>Russian
http://a.pomf.cat/klcgig.mp3
>Syndie French
http://a.pomf.cat/csfjbv.mp3
>German
http://a.pomf.cat/ttddrq.mp3
>Canadian
http://a.pomf.cat/lhoxyl.mp3

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>>142701704
Fuck off Willy, you could not even conquer Belgium
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L740ESYghT0

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>>142701704
>>142701836
Okay, I'm not a drawfag, but you guys convinced me - when I get home, and go hang out somewhere after work, Should I try drawing a KR TSF and piltos?

Which one? German Empire? Commune of France?

>>142701921
Commune of France

Commie baguette Stronk

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>>142701836
i blame commies like you for backstabbing the empire from its back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_6AQA4uzD0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE0bOfX6HMc

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>>142702007
Okay.

F-5F Mirages?

>>142702028
>not blaming the fuck ups of Hindenburg and Ludendorff

ebin

>>142702142
Yes
muh delta

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>>142702028

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>>142701921
Ottoman Empire
(that red square was their roundel btw)

>>142702250
i cry inside everytime i see her in dirty GDR uniform
Her being in Prussian Uniform when?

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PACT PRIDE WORLDWIDE

>>142702464
Remove kebab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9-mYg5VDzQ

>>142702706
Yugoslavia could have survived if Serbs didn't tried to pull "muh groß srbjia muß be großer"

>>142702783
Yes Serbs ruin everything
But on the other hand they give us Roki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4sqMNHZxjI


KOSOVE JE SRBIJA

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>>142702916
>But on the other hand they give us Roki
Also the Thompson and Teslic Brigade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_4181091283&feature=iv&src_vid=cUbCp2WgkYw&v=PZruLp_2VA0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isghi5qK4U0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOGk_IWlPrc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPQYiZU8Ets

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>>142701399

>>142703140
>forgetting about the bosnian wizard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEe5Sul60-g

>>142703275
Man, they should do Muv-Luv serie that sets in Balkans
would be really hilarious and controversial

>>142703458
>every side retreats to the mountains and records music videos with shitty VHS

10/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Es64c1o6XvA

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>>142703458
I think it's hilarious that the Israelis and Arabs got along quite well after the BETA invaded but the Germans tear themselves apart.

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>>142703494
>>142703458
>>142703275
>>142702783

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>>142703494
this would be pure gold.

>>142703568
Wrong perception of West and East Germany relations
>>142703662

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEAXIoBPhBQ

>>142703676
Panteri TSF brigade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kohsgr4kLdM

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>>142703494

>>142703772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFnYHja6R0U

>Bekrija use magic tekbir to guide shell into weak BETA position. BETA run from trench, artillery is faster. 2fast4BETA

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>>142703494
>Ustasha, Chetnik, and Handschar Kebab TSF Units formed up for fighting against the BETA menace
>Ustasha stabs Chetnik with wrist knife, while both of them were attacking the Handschar Kebab
>UN decided to intervene in order to stop infighting and advance of the BETA hordes in Balkans
>Meanwhile all sides retreat to mountains and record their music videos, insulting each other with shitty VHS cameras

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>>142703989

>>142702916

The problem is, it's the Slovenes and Croats who are actually competent. The Habsburgs had a pretty good educational system.

>>142703989
>Ustasha
>Chetnik
>Handschar
>Powers Combined WE FUCK UP EVERYTHING AND BLAME EACH OTHER YUO STINK BACKSTABBING HRVATSKI INVADER SRBJI AND FILTHY TURSKI
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E9MKGWgJBgA
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SkJRAsnPqpk

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Even if she is a secondary, Gretel will always be the main heroine of my heart

and the winner of today's poll

>>142704104
but another problem is, bosniaks/muslims owned large portion of lands and opposed any agrarian reforms because iirc they didn't hold any proper role in the Empire nor in the Yugoslavian Kingdom

>>142704104
>>142704168
Roki is love, Roki is life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=katLOXqXA8U

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>>142701399
Reminder that Meiya
Would get up earlier than anyone to sneak into your bed so she could cuddle next to you.
Risked her life and pride as a woman trying to cook something for you.
Was ready to give you her ticket out of Earth at the end of Unlimited.
Would never transport you to another timeline so you can experience true suffering and despair over and over again.
Even when you picked Sumika over her, she still wished nothing but your happiness, and vanished quietly from your life forever.

>>142704823
Reminder that Iris = Meiya and Beatrix = Cockroach-tan.

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>>142704823
Meanwhile Sumika
Broke into your house everyday so she could punch your face first thing in the morning.
Gave the french fries you were saving for last to a fucking stray dog.
Watched you get eaten by baters without care, only to proceed to have an orgy with them.
Fucked up the whole Sadogashima arc, big time.
Even when you picked Meiya over her, she bitched about it and tried to stop you from reclaiming your true love.

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>>142704823

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>>142704930
YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSE TO STOP THAT

IT WASN'T YOUR LOVE TO LOSE

THAT LOVE WAS USMC PROPERTY

>>142704886
no its more like iris= meiya and katia = slutmika , gretel = chizuru sylwia = kei beatrix = yuuko pham = marimo

>>142705120
oh and anette = tama. don't really know who lise would be.

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>>142704886
GP-02 hair > Fuck the hospital and my wounds let's see a beautiful duwang in Berlin instead > Evil Nanoha > Sumika.

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>>142705219
>duwang

>>142705308
too soon anon.

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>>142705323

Didn't it get translated? I should really read it. It also has my 2nd favorite TSF.

>>142705354
its from TDA vol. 0 and yes its translated

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Meiya is best girl.

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>>142705552
WRONG!

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>>142705552

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>>142705552
In Extra she was your Virtua On bro, in Unlimited she shared your /m/ boner after stopping a goddamn volcano while the Big O theme song was playing, in Alternative https://youtu.be/h3uvuffWLDU

She is truly the bestest.

>>142705552
Why is she blushing?

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>>142705552
I really want to see her cut down Beatrix.

>>142705892
she is drunk. haven't you read extra? are you admiting you are a fucking anime only fag?

>>142705940
>Rules of nature.jpg

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>>142705892
Drunk shenagigans, besides nothing screams YAMATO DAMASHII more than stripping your husbando with an amakakeru ryu no hirameki.

>>142705940
It's treason, then?

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>>142705821

See, he understands.

>>142706197
go away

>>142706241

No!

>>142706274
this isn't /jp/, nor is it a typemoon thread

you talk like a fag and your shits all retarded

>>142706305

I don't post on /jp/ or in Typemoon threads.

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>>142706365
But you stopped posting Meiya, so
>>>/out/

>>142706428

I need to work on my Meiya folder.

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>>142706448
Shamefur dispray,
>>>/out/

>>142706365
why would you blatantly post false information when your shit is public and easy to access?

fuck off.

>>142706551

I think the last time I made a post on /jp/ was in 2010, about square Watermelon.

I am not active in Typemoon threads. Cuck memes and powerlevels are of no interest to me.

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>trip enters the thread and starts a small shitpost spree episode
What did chinese moot do? I saw a anti-ddos browser thing.

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Why does no one love Mikoto

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>>142706997
Official heights? Walther looks so cute and tiny.

>>142706966

Apparently he blocked an entire country.

>>142707322
No, the heights are almost always abstracted (look at their head sizes).

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>>142706997
Irisdina
23-year-old 172cm B93 W58 H87

-Liz
18-year-old 160cm B88 W57 H86

-Katya
15 years old 155cm B75 W56 H81

-Annette
18-year-old 163cm B81 W57 H81

-Gretel
20-year-old 165cm B75 W56 H80

-Pham
22-year-old 168cm B97 W64 H93

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>>142707366
Looks like Russia. Post contraband Ruskies to commemorate.

what's the deal with the kikestarter? when are we supposed to get our stuff? I just saw the email showing the pillowcase designs and I'm honestly a little disappointed at how boring the meiya one looks.

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Who'd you rather have as a little sister: Vivi, Katia, Iris, Lise, or Beatrix.

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>>142708468
Lise. No better imouto on God's green earth than that.

>>142707588
>he still thinks is not a scam

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>>142708468
Vivi. Teen Beatrix would also be amusing.

>>142708468
Vivi, no doubt

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Age really seems to like these two. They always end up being the SM representatives, if not the cover girls to Age's booths. It's getting to the point where if you weren't familiar with the series, you'd think that they were both the main heroines of SM.

>>142708990
>implying they are not

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>>142709040
Well, one of them could be, but the other is the main villain.

It does amuse me that they've been the star attractions of the past two or three conventions tho.

>>142709253
>implying a villian can't be a main character

>>142709550
It's more like the villain in this case can't be a romantic option in this case. I doubt Theo even sees her as a woman, and treats her the same way he would any of the other stasi like Axmann or Schmidt.

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>>142708990
>>142709253
They get picked because they're:
>the most attractive and striking girls in Schwarzesmarken.
>fan/creator favorites
>have the most shared history together of any character on the cast
>contrast/compliment each other's designs, personalities, and philosophies

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>>142708990

>>142710705
Play nice.

>>142710705
It looks like they're either ready to throw down or make out.

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>>142709626

Theo has a confused hateboner for her.

>>142711050
I fap to her penetration. Does that make me a bad person?

>>142707468
What about Beatrix?

>>142711726
She's slightly younger then Iris and slightly older then Pham.

>>142704930
only to proceed to have an orgy with them.
God that was such shitty writing
If they were trying to make me feel betrayed they fucking failed big time, I felt like they just wanted an excuse to insert their creepy tentacle fetish

Way to ruin what could have been a great game

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>>142711791
Got her 3 sizes?

Why is Japmoot failing at holding the site up everyday now?

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>>142709253
They're both heroines you baka.

>>142709882
It's deeper than that. They are symbolic of a large part of the story and the weight of decision. It wouldn't be SM without their similarity and differences.

>>142709626
He may despise her, but he definitely sees her as a woman you fool.

Why are the NVA uniforms OD instead of Strichtarn in the show

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>>142704823
>tfw She could not give her love
>So instead she gave her life, so that the man she love can save the world
;_;

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>>142712627
>>142704823
Jesus Christ that hurts anon.

Is Meiya the Pham of trilogy?

Is it just me, or does the latest healanon segment imply Pham and Farka are a lesbian couple? It's set ten years after and they're sleeping together and everything, not to mention the Valentine's ribbon thing and all.

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>>142704930
Thats bunch of lies!

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>>142712230
>They're both heroines you baka.

But not of SM.

>>142713041
Maybe Farka still has nightmares, so Pham has to sleep cuddling her?

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>>142713851
Perfect

>>142709882
>>142713388
Dat Beato tho. Just the right mixture of semen demon and moe.

Young Beatrix is truly the best!

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>>142712007

Apparently it's Russia's fault.

Russia's defining national character is to try and make the treat of the world shittier than Russia, because that way that can be better than other people. They have a demonstrated inability to improve their own lot, so they have to drag everyone else down.

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>>142714190
What would young Beatrix sound like? Certainly not like the older one, but I don't think she'd sound like Yukarin's child role either. Has Yukarin ever done a tsundere?

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>>142712627
fuck

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Lise is a beautiful good girl and deserves hugs, headpats and ribbons

>>142714620
Young Beato would use either Yukarin's Nanoha voice or Rika voice.

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>>142714773
Will there be hope in Martyrs

Can she be saved from the downward spiral of her life and mind or is she riding that gravy train straight into the ground for a third time

>>142714874
Lacks the sophistication and slight malice along with the sweetness. If BiS VN ever ended up being a thing, Teen Beatrix would definitely sound like Tiriel from Shana.

Should I check this shit out if I'm only in it for skin tight pilot suits?

>>142713851

>10 years of sleeping between Pham's phams

Shouldn't she have been cured by now?

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>>142715079
>Should I check this shit out if I'm only in it for skin tight pilot suits?
Yes

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>>142715079
80% of them die brutally if that's your thing.

>>142715104
Alright, I'm in.

>>142715117
I'm not sure how I feel about this.

>>142715139
Seeing that you are apparently a newfag, you'll rejoice at that scene once you reach it.

You shouldn't.

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>>142715139
How do you think you should feel seeing the hero force his huge knife into pic related?

>>142715249
I mean, she looks great and that suit is amazing. Is she a big jerk?

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>>142715264
She's the main villain. She gets a pretty horrible death.

>>142715264
Its probably best to wait for the VN to get its english release. You're not missing anything if you skip the anime.

>>142715304
That sucks, maybe.

>>142715336
Alright thanks.

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>>142715351
Yeah, especially because none of the other girls come even close in hotness to her. She's also voiced by the best VA they have on the cast, Yukarin.

Just compare her ( http://www.age-soft.co.jp/Product/sm/wac/index.htm?process=7&escurl=../character10_esc.html ) to the main heroine ( http://www.age-soft.co.jp/Product/sm/wac/index.htm?process=1&escurl=../character03_esc.html ) and tell me which one looks and sounds better.

>>142715443
Alright champ reign it in there a bit.

>>142715502
Why? You know the only heroine who comes close to her is Lise.

>>142715443
The blonde seems sweeter to be honest. I'd go for her.

>>142715590
I'm didn't say you're wrong, but aggressive shilling has a tendency to backfire.

see >>142715658

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>>142715351
If you watch the anime, please post your reactions for us.

>>142715669
People get pretty passionate about waifus in this.

>>142715079

Here's a review from an anime only. It's pretty accurate, all things considered:

For some time, it was difficult for me to pinpoint why this show wasn't doing it for me. Its plot is okay, and while the pacing is rushed and some characters are bland, the atmosphere is good. There’s nothing that sticks out as severely detrimental. After thinking a long time on it, I think I've figured out what exactly went wrong, so let’s get down to business.

First let’s address the gap between the emotional reaction the show expects the me to have, versus the kind of reaction I actually have. There are so many "important" and "grave" scenes that are difficult to care about due to clumsy storytelling. Scenes that dramatize character deaths are the worse. It shatters the fourth wall when I barely know the damn character’s name or they're just straight up unlikable yet the show still expects me to care when they keel over.

This is huge with Lise, who's portrayed in the ugliest and most unsympathetic light possible (well, outside of Beatrix) before the show does a 180 and tries to turn her death into a tearjerker. Characters' must earn the audience's sympathy. Furthermore, there is a serious lack of tact or maturity from the storytelling that's required to lend these scenes their required gravitas, turning them from tragedy into pure farce.

Another persistent issue with viewer engagement is that the main characters, Theodore, Lise, and Katia, aren’t likable or charismatic. (I don't consider Irisdina to be a main character; she might be attractive and interesting, but she's always distant, remains a inscrutable for the most part, and disappears for half the show.)

Lise is forced to an entirely polarizing role and Theodor has the charm of a cardboard box. While the environment of imminent apocalypse and oppressive dystopia goes a long way to explaining the distrustful, distant, and damage of characters such as Theo or Lise, it falls apart when you look at Katia.

>>142715907

Schwarzesmarken is a story about maturing, finding something to believe in, and fighting for it. It’s a story that’s fundamentally about hope, change, and the future. At the very heart of this this is Katia, and it's her who Schwarzesmarken charges to drive this theme home. Unfortunately, she doesn't suit her role at all. There’s a difference between having hope and being so hopelessly naïve that everything that comes out of your mouth is just pure crap. Yelling your subversive ideals to the brutal secret police in a grim dystopia doesn't make you look idealistic, just dumb!

Beyond that, Katia never contributes anything to the story! Not its themes, not to further develop other characters or their dynamics, nothing. She doesn't say anything productive nor do anything productive. She's not interesting. I found her so underwhelming that I could've almost forgotten that she was supposed to be a main character. Considering the show’s biggest theme is hope in the face of suffering, Katia's failure is hugely detrimental to the entire show.

Towards the end of the show, the theme of clashing ideals is clumsily introduced. In particular is Beatrix’s ‘Jürgen’ vision. This could have been the set up to some nail biting action over a morally ambiguous clash between our heroes’ ideals and Beatrix's, if only these ideals had been elaborated upon. It doesn't help that for the majority of the anime, Beatrix's whole character cannot be taken seriously as her farcical levels of villainy clash with the overall atmosphere of the show. It's like seeing Hannibal Lector pop up in something like Oreimo. From the very first episode, Beatrix is always framed as a villain without reservation, absolutely filled with glee as she tortures and kills all those around her, making her ideals feel tacked onto her at the last moment to add character depth (especially in relation to Jürgen).

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>>142715079
Speaking as someone who got into the franchise for the same reason.

Knock yourself out.

>>142715930

What ideals she does have fall flat due to the presentation of the BETA. Beatrix believes that unification under a police state and drastic action such as offering East Germany up as a sacrificial lamb may be what humanity needs in the face of such a dire threat. However, the BETA conflict is always secondary to the human conflict, to the point where the BETA aren't nearly as threatening as the other humans. You just shoot some TSF cannons, fire some long-range missiles, and voila, done and dusted. There’s none of the visceral action or the high stakes that Alternative had; in Schwarzesmarken, the BETA are reduced to a mere zombie horde. This greatly diminishes the stakes of the political squabbles and discredits the main antagonist's point.

Schwarzesmarken is plagued with crushing problems, and I’d place most of the fault in its execution: its too rushed, the directing isn't good, and it lacks the humanistic touch it needed. The plot and the production are still respectable, and I generally had a decent time with it, but I know that Muv-Luv stories can do better. If there’s anything Schwarzesmarken shows, it’s that any adaptation of Alternative will similarly fail unless the production behind it is talented and creatively inspired.

Story: 4 Characters: 4 Enjoyment: 4 Significance: 3
Score: 38%

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>>142715700
>watch the anime

Please no. There is nothing for him to gain by doing so.

>>142715952
>If there’s anything Schwarzesmarken shows, it’s that any adaptation of Alternative will similarly fail unless the production behind it is talented and creatively inspired.

So what will be your reaction if Watanabe and LIDEN are given free reign to do an ML: Alt anime.

>>142716023

>If you watch the anime
>IF

>>142716046
>So what will be your reaction if Watanabe and LIDEN are given free reign to do an ML: Alt anime.

That's something too horrible to contemplate.

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>>142714209
Makes sense. No doubt mom believes it too.

She would make a great change!

>>142716023
Let him watch it and make up his own mind.

With the tense atmosphere among 666ths, I think they need to lighten up or it will affect their combat performances.
I suggest entertainment called "Katia bullying hour"

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>>142716779

>>142710728
Play pharah

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>>142715079
It's what got me in brother. The war and geopolitics snagged me further.

You enter from many paths when it comes to Muv Luv. I stayed because love is the sweetest, most powerful force in all the universe.

>>142716905
Almost every aspect is so good, my dude

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I took Gretel over to a friends house. That friend has a cat. Gretel gets along with the cat just fine, but the minute I turn my back on her, Gretel goes over to the litterbox and starts chowing down on cat poop like it's an all-you-can-eat buffet.

It seems like I can't take Gretel anywhere these days.

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>>142716779
But that's all day anon.

>>142717584

That thousand yard stare

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>>142717613
She's not safe from anyone!

Bullying is her destiny!

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>>142715304
Good God, that scene, Theo's extreme fear comingling with his confused boner when she called him out specifically was intoxicating. Almost more than her voice. Especially when she continued very gently, very much insisting she wanted him to defect.

>>142717162
Hit her nose with a newspaper.

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This is your Squad Leader tonight.

>>142718102

I only get the Economist, and I'm not going to whack her with toilet paper.

>>142717584
That facial expression is one I'd expect on Beatrix, not Iris.

>>142718375
They were best friends after all. I'm sure they managed to pick up some of each others traits.

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>>142715081

If the treatment to your disease was Pham's Phams, would you ever consider yourself cured?

>>142717584
>"Hey, kid. Since we're all alone maybe you would like to hear some jokes?"

/

Mercedes is for brutal rape, but then again a slut like her would enjoy it.

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>>142718375
I thought you'd know by now that Beatrix and Iris are different and yet parallels. I mean it's not like this theme is driven into you from the moment you first see the two.

>>142718372
>actually subscribing to the weekly Bible of the global socio-political class
>actually paying money for a magazine that hasn't gotten a single thing right from the moment it started
>actually shelling out currency for a rag that prints contraditctory covers within the space space of a month

>>142718423

You have a point.

Currently working on what will hopefully be a very powerful Lise/666th scene for DTHW 7. I hope to release at least the scene itself for you guys when it's finished.

>>142718502

I don't pay for it, my parents do. And it's honestly funny as fuck.

>Mass migration is a good thing
>There's a war on free speech that *maybe* is being spearheaded by Muslims
>Donald Trump is a Racist for the things he says about Mexico
>Mexico is a beacon of modernity, except for the part that is back-asswards aztec peasants and cartels
>Turkey is a valuable partner in the Refugee Crisis
>Why is the EU bending over and giving Erdogan everything he wants? Don't they he is an authoritarian asshole?
>Strasbourg says UK can't extradite Abu Hamza
>Brexit is Bad
>Brussels wants UK to give them more money and power
>Brexit would be an unmitigated disaster

DESU reading the economist is incredibly useful for keeping track of "the narrative" even if they're having a hard time keeping all their narratives in the same playpen.

Also, they've gotten really preachy and lame since getting a woman editor. go figure. the entire publication has been in a downward spiral since the "Acropolis Now" cover when they realized their readers value witty british-style snark over content and analysis. and then they dropped the baby on the snark and it just comes across as lame and preachy like the rest of the publication.

>>142718338
Why is he so perfect?

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>>142718372
Probably not the best choice given the current political environment.

Bet they're shitting themselves over Brexit.

>>142719309

I don't live with my parents, btw, they just bought me a subscription. If i lived with them I could whack them with the WSJ or the Seattle Times.

>Danny Westneat's column is a fucking joke
>But honey, his wife is really nice.
>If you've lived in Seattle for more than 20 years you know every other person who has lived in Seattle for more than 20 years.
>Also Bill Nye is, and I quote, a "Fucking Asshole," care of one of his neighbors.

>>142701399
>Muv-Luv
>more like Beard-Beard amirite

>>142717906
what episode was this

Is Haruko Maniax going to be translated? She's one of my favorite Valkyries.

>>142718423
There is no end to love anon. Ergo, even if I am not sick, there is always more of the cure to go around.

Stasi edit of Pham when?

>>142719309
There we go, that's it right there. The "narraitve". That's what you have to watch for. One of my favorites from years ago was the back and forth over Jacob Zuma. I guess the lack of covers means they got bored or realized he's a thieving gangster like the rest of them.

>>142719326
He should be ashamed he's reading that.

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>>142720622
Its been fully translated for months now, Anon. Go knock yourself out on it.

>>142719325
It's the long hair and the godly piloting skills

>>142720741

Also the Patek Philipe ad on the back is probably weird and creepy in that "this kid isn't my son he's my twink" sort of way every Patek Philipe ad is.

>>142720812
>Its been fully translated for months now, Anon
Thanks, I'm going to read it once I'm done with TDA.

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>>142712362
The same reason there are not BMP/BTR/T-55

lack of deep investigation

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i want to protect that smile.

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>>142721499

I want to put my baby batter in beatrix's butt

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>>142721534
I want to give Beato enough kids to raise a whole battalion.

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>>142721562

I just want to help her fuck the pain away

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>>142721499
>>142721534
>>142721562
>>142721721
You are all admirable people. You keep protecting what is precious, okay?

>>142720138
Episode 3, right at the beginning. When it doesn't show, but the girls are in Prafka mode.

It's interesting because that time, it was Cryska who broke the trance, but the second time, it was Inia.

>>142718338
Kurogane is fucking cool/

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>>142716779
>>142717613
Even Pham does it.

Katia gets no breaks.

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Who is the most flexible of the entire Schwarzesmarken series?

Took longer than thought; hopefully the lineart for Beatrix will be here by this weekend

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>>142723350
>Who is the most flexible of the entire Schwarzesmarken series?

Must be Sylwia, since she looks more pissed off than hurt.

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>>142703568
Getting along is no exactly the right word anon. They still have a lot of tension, but thanks to both losing most of their lands, it's helped somewhat. Still, afaik, Israelis aren't a part of the great jihad's unified front, and Iran isn't really either (especially considering they got split down the middle like the Soviets did, hence a lot of the pops and forces worked on the Indian front.

Plus I recall reading that while the Israelis are on the Suez line, they operate out of Cyprus or Crete, can't remember.

Both Germanies more or less get along after their lands are nommed too.

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>>142723350
Those eyes burning with hatred!

>>142723437
What did happen to East Germany after that? Was there a place their refugees went to? What of their governing body? I know they didn't integrate with the West, but any more details than that?

>>142718338
How strong are you squad leader?

>>142723417
Atleast she learned a bit about herself she never knew before. She is rather fit, though, so it makes sense.

>>142723491
For sure. It looks like she's gonna bite the ballgag in half already.

I also gave the artist a bit of freedom to determine the hue of the colors, hence why the eyes are teal-ish and the hair is darker than say, silvery-white.

>>142723509
>Overrun entirely by Baters
>Entire population became homeless starving migrants waiting to be saved by Americans, ostracized by West Germans and looked down upon by everyone else.

>>142723491
>cum inside Sylwia
>move to Britain as a plumber

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>>142723509
Well we don't really know much. Many, if not most of the Ossi refugees joined their Western comrades, and so are under Germany on the British Isle.

Not really known or mentioned where the Ossi government went. I think I saw South Africa as one place mentioned. Bear in mind that while it's not a skeleton exile nation, it's not exactly on the same leagues as the FRG - most people who could flee went to Britain, and the FRG. The GDR is probably now just part of the collection of loyalists of all the Eastern Bloc nations (it's mentioned I think in TE that they are part of some alliance/nation, and are not under control of the USSR). They have some capabilities, but since people were given a choice, obviously most didn't stay with their commie shithole nations.

Those purple Mig-29s you saw in Total Eclipse were actually supposed to be East German/commie alliance specialty Mig-29s (dunno if OVT, since that's a Soviet designation).

>>142723569
Thank you Katia!

>>142723888
Could've been worse. She could've let 8000000 baters in Germany and tell everyone to try to co-exist with them.

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>>142723553
If you're going to do Pham, try to make her look happy. I have a feeling she's into some really kinky shit, and can spoil you either way, being a dom or a sub.

I think you mentioned you're commissioning Bea next though?

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>>142723873
Secretary General Gretel is leading the DDR Government-in-exile form Cuba

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>>142723943
Cuba was never mentioned. This meme can now die, thank you.

It doesn't matter anyways. They, like everyone else, don't dare do anything to piss off America.

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I want Vivi to stomp on my chest

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>>142724078
ur a meme
also, COMECON

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>>142724092
I want to gently hold Vivi

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>>142723932
Mm. That's an idea, though I shall have to see. Nice suggestion, though. I have a feeling Pham's that kind of girl who's into trying out new things, and wouldn't think differently of you even if you're into something as weird as BDSM.

Aye. He just finished up a Xilia commission hence why the coloring was done a bit late, but we'll see. Phanaxial works pretty quickly and well anyways.

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>>142724120
Organization of losers who couldn't even beat small Asian states' economies. Even more pathetic in Muv Luv verse.

Theoretically combining all the Warsaw Pact governments and loyalists under one flag would maybe, maybe get you a country as populous as Belgium. And that's a huge maybe.

Maybe as populous as Namibia or something. Maybe still even less.

People don't want to live in communist shitholes anon.

That special Mig-29 squadron at Yukon is being co-developed (read, mostly developed) with American "help". Face it, communism is the very definition of failure.

>>142724245
This Pham always makes me feel good and yet sad in my heart.

Hopefully she gets some closure and healing in Martyrs. One can hope - right?

>>142724465
>People don't want to live in communist shitholes anon.

As long as they have a choice. Its perfectly possible that the West simply forced the eastern refugee's to live under the authority of their own governments in exile in order to lessen the pressure on their own resources.

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>>142723943
Go figure, she's doing a really shitty job, and fucking everything up then.

Hey, just like in SM!

The only hope she has to be any better is if they make her insane.

>>142724542
Gretel is only good for rape and domestic abuse.

>>142724542
To be quite honest, the other 'alternative' would be Katia, who has very little experience in politics, much less trying to balance realism with idealism.

I wouldn't be surprised if this was the case, but I'm sure Gretel would be working hard, even then. I can totally imagine her missing nights of sleep just to make sure things are fine, all while keeping that defiant look.

>>142724465
Despite losing everything they have one last chance to prove themselves to the world
TSF International Brigades

>>142724542
fuck off

>>142724612
Auferstanden Aus Ruinen

That's her motto

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I would an insane yandere Gretel. But that's like absolute prerequisites.

>>142724590
That too.

>>142724612
Jaded, bitter milf Katia might be fun though. Also, nothing is fine. She keeps fucking things up, like the failure she is.

>>142724670
This isn't Spain 1930s.

>>142724540
Nignog, do you even understand the situation the refugees are in? The Western exiles don't have the fucking resources to even hand their own population comfort (at least at the beginning). You're also missing the point that especially in Germany's case, they would actually try to ferret out Ossis - which is exactly what rival split nation governments do NOT do. Nations like Germany were and Korea still are insist ALL Germans/Koreans fall under their juridstiction. That's part of how exile governments even exist. You don't have to be physically present to at least claim juridstiction/soverignity.

He's right anon - no one wants to live in communist shitholes. History should be a guide - leftist regimes inevitably have to erect walls to keep their own populations inside, because no one wants to be there.

Take your blinders off, nostalgic faggot.

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>>142724540
>Its perfectly possible that the West simply forced the eastern refugee's to live under the authority of their own governments in exile in order to lessen the pressure on their own resources.
>Its perfectly possible

>>142724776
>This isn't Spain 1930s.

and?
They rather go down fighting than have a slow death

>>142724821
Less mouths to feed

>>142724881
But they already have a country doofus. Where do you think their test wing at Yukon came from?

The International Brigades weren't just fighting for the hell of it or to prove anything. They were fighting for the government, or in Moscow's pawns cases, an ideology. Your analogy simply makes no sense.

>>142725015
>country
more like a rump state really

The Brigades where ideologically motivated, hence they had Socialists, Communist and Anarchists there and where formed by people form all around the world. And yes they where fighting the the Republican government as volunteers

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>>142724821
When will Yuuya make her a mother?

>>142725370
BEATRIX AND LATROVA

WHEN
H
E
N

>>142725370
I'm curious. What are those metal parts to the pilot suits? Are they detachable?

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>>142725370
>garage kit

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Post Pham's and Sylwia's.

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>>142725959
>Sylwia's
Nah

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>>142726096
>Pham's eyes are the same as the DDR flag

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>>142726271
Where is the coat of arms?

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>>142726824
On her chest, my arms happen to be coating them.

>>142701399

Why is she so angular?

>>142729093
Why hasn't Beatrix got a ryona comic yet?

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Sorry to repost, but the Sylwia pic is finally fully done. Artist just added some minor shading details.

>>142729374
Beatrix won't be the last one, will she?

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>>142729093
>That pose

>>142729156
Kinda takes the piss out beatings, abuse, gore, snuff, and rape doujins when a majority of the characters already went through at least one or two of those. Or all of the above in some cases.

That or SM isn't popular enough to attract more of that sort of stuff.

>>142729429
Probably not.
Though other art may come later, though. Gotta prepare for a few things.

>>142729737
>>142729374
Do you have these saved somewhere?

>>142729761
They should in Phanaxial's HF account. It should be on DA, though. I intend to post it on Gel/Dan booru as well. I want to promote the artist too.

>>142729508
>That or SM isn't popular enough to attract more of that sort of stuff.

TE is still strangely more popular despite the Japs all thinking it's the worst side story, to the point that the VN was kusoge of the year.

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>>142730202
Depends on how Martyrs goes. Even if its good there won't be very many more doujins than there already is. The depressing/morbid overtones scare away most artists, and make that sort of work feel redundant anyway unless they want to make a healing fic.

Would Yuuya have a Tidewater, Hoi Toider, or possibly generic Southern accent (given his coastal Southern heritage) if Age did things correctly and went full Southern Son for him? Also, what would his mannerisms and tastes in food be like? It's something that's been gnawing at me for days. I don't know why.

Also, can anyone see Pham as a pre-school teacher who gives out hugs like candy to crying kids? I can.

>>142732276
>Also, can anyone see Pham as a pre-school teacher who gives out hugs like candy to crying kids?

You've seem to have found her true calling. And here is yet another thing that will never be drawn but should.

>>142732276
He's a fucking southern shithead, so naturally a hillbilly accent.

>>142733295

So y'all been done thinkin' 'bout that already? That what he would sound like, a generic southern accent?

>>142732498

Possible writefag opportunity. I'll try to work it into my next installment.

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>>142735435

When is the BD where Onii-chan fuggs Imouto coming out?

>>142736116
Shouldn't it be out already?

>>142736116
>>142736258
http://www.cdjapan.co.jp/series/4539?term.cat_id=UB&page=1

>>142736316
So it's not out yet?

>>142737067
No, it hasn't been ripped yet.

>>142736985

Motorboating pham

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>>142738453
I'd pop some white babies in her. Then she'd be truly German.

>>142739519
>>142738863
>>142736985
>>142735864
>>142728263
>>142727368
>>142726271
>>142726096
>>142725959
>cum inside Pham
>it ain't me starts playing

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>>142739668
It ain't all me.

>>142739822
I don't think the guy was questioning that

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>>142739870
He ain't no senator's son then

There needs to be Pham loving doujins.

>itaintmeintensifies.webm

>>142739952

Why is she holding a condom? I think she's misunderstanding the situation. The party doesn't stop until everyone's pregnant.

>>142739952
>using a condom on a gook

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>>142740281
It's part of a photoshoot anon.

They're laughing at them, don't worry, it gets put away later. She'd be the first to tell you to put it all inside, and leglock you when you try to pull out anyways.

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>>142725416
Well they seem more like hard plastics. But in any case, sort of. The boot things are metal in any case I think.

Don't be decieved though, the gel is extremely damage and bulletproof, in addition to stretchy. It's better than body armor we got now, it's a self-reinforcing sort of gel that hardens on impact.

Someone somewhere here has the full diagram of what makes the modern fortified suit, Stella putting each piece on one by one.

>>142730202
>all thinking
Besides warning you of the traps of monolithic thinking, it was kusoge because of how badly age handled it's release, and stuff like the forgery controversy. As an actual story, judging by polls still Japs love it.

>>142730755
But there's a billion arts of more popular animus even when horror or edgy.

>>142732276
Bear with me, but possibly it'd be Southern aristocracy or one step removed from it, ya know? Like those gentlemen in white suits and canes that go "WELL HOW DO YEH DO MY GOOD SIR" to women who curtsy still and go "Oh, I DO say!". Maybe not that extreme, but maybe a few generations ago, his ancestors were.

>Also, can anyone see Pham as a pre-school teacher who gives out hugs like candy to crying kids? I can.
Amazing. Though it could work in kindergarten. Or even all of elementary.

>>142741493

So like Tidewater, Charleston, or Hoi Toider then, given he's from a coastal area? Or something else entirely?

This is Trail Snake, I'm asking for my own writefag project, the infamous Doing-Things. Don't feel like using my trip today. Same idea behind my Pham comment, or should I say Lan if we're going by traditional Vietnamese naming guidelines.

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>>142741922
I would say it's a minor influence. I wouldn't expect him to talk extremely twangy and the like. But in behavior and such, he's likely somewhat of a Good Ol Boy.

>>142729093
Is she excited?

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>>142742231
>Is she excited?
For a frankfurter

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>>142742231

So classic Southern culture of honor then?

Also, I'm wondering if he likes biscuits or cornbread with his nikujaga.

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>>142743924

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>>142743225
Perhaps.

He does call Leon "rich boy", so there's that.

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>>142742664
>she never wore white lingerie again
>the only girls to ask why get a blank stare

Suffering.

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>>142724540
>This entire post

Most likely, the East Germans we see post fall of Europe are legacy units of a government in exile that while technically has authority over them, in reality the remainder of the NVA is pretty much under FRG command structures. They'll sort out the issues after they take back Germany, most likely with some kind of unification treaty. So basically, you're a fucking retard.

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anybody pre-reged for that dmm game? we get gatcha on 16.?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jq7bD3tg7-Y

>>142744060
>720p
>"""""""HD"""""""
Don't meme on me, bro.

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Cryska makes me rock hard.

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What does Theo ACTUALLY think of Pham? We know he's an edgelord initially (and has been for a while) that tries to rebuff her constantly, but that she easily deflates his ego tells me she knows he's thinking something about her.

Does he simply see her as an onee-san?

>>142744639
He gives zero fucks about her, just like with the all the people

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>>142744639
His love for her is unsaid, as he isn't a fortunate son.

Even if he did have feelings for her, would she even take it to the next level? I feel like she would permanently "Ototo" him.

>>142744639
>Does he simply see her as an onee-san?
At first, it's as you described. Edgelord who was secretly paranoid about becoming close to and then losing someone again.

By the end though, he'd caved and saw her as onee-san.

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<<Hey Buddy, still alive?>>

>>>/tg/47729836

>>142744639
Platonic. Theo only likes blondes.

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>>142745025
>Sam Fischer
Real original, my crossboarding tripfriend.

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>>142745118
Hey to be fair he could feel his pickle tickle when Beatrix looked at him, though the man does have his preferences.

>>142745363
I don't think Theo really finds Beatrix that sexy. He's usually to busy being consumed with fear or hatred whenever he's around her.

>>142745516
>I don't think Theo really finds Beatrix that sexy.
But he does.

>>142745581
I think Theo would admit that Beatrix is attractive, but wouldn't find her attractive himself. He was probably quite happy to see her mangled body in the end.

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>>142745789
>I think Theo would admit that Beatrix is attractive, but wouldn't find her attractive himself.
u wot

>>142745852
You can see how a girl would be attractive for 90% of people, but not to yourself.

>>142745890
>implying he wouldn't hatefuck Beato if he had the opportunity handed on a silver platter
Also, you start every post with "I think" meaning you don't know.

>>142745789
>I think
>wouldn't
>probably

You're right that he doesn't like her and doesn't like the fact that he admits she is physically attractive either.

But remember that complete reversal in opinion he had with Iris from hating the meer sight of her to infatuation and idolization? Noone is more zealous than a convert, and Theo is quite easy to persuade. Given his natural personality had he been a part of the Werewolf squadron as long as he had been in the 666th the same thing would have occurred with Beatrix instead.

>>142712627
>takeru dies anyway

Which girl would you eat?

>>142746483
gretel. i would start while she was still alive.

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How soft and sensual would Phamzuri be?

>>142746811
Soldier-kun please

>>142747053
It'd be like riding through silicon valley with marky mark hitting pavement with a baseball bat.