How would you fix this retard?

insert penis

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With my dick.

>>142591968
Really, her main problems are a fear of rejection, separation anxiety, and an over-willingness to reject reality. If you were to try to attack her problems with the Eriksonian model, then her major malfunctions are malignant resolutions to her first and fourth stages, i.e. the Trust vs Mistrust stage and the Industry vs. Inferiority stage.

TLDR: Make her trust my penis as she industriously rides me

Apply db to the V

Can't beat the cock

>>142592009
>>142592227
>>142592242
>>142592256
What do you mean?

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>>142591968
There's no fixing perfection

>>142592043
even if its small as a pill, it isn't a cure.

>>142592521
This.
Why would you fix her? She is perfect as she is! Besides she'll grow up with the pass of time, it's just a stage.

>>142592521
What's her fucking problem? Her parents are aware of her retardation but just don't give a shit.

>>142591968
straighten hair, cure of retardation

>>142592565

I can't even be mad, that was a good one.

>>142592565
BTFO

Give her a game that isn't a P2W MMO.

>>142592751
glad to see that people still have humor and not get offended right away.

You can't fix braindamage

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>>142592796
Turn the show from ecchi to yuri

Rewrite the whole fucking story so she can be bearable.

This show is more wish fulfillment than fucking SAO. Impressive.

>>142593359
>having to take care of a dangerous retard
>wish fulfillment

>>142591968
>fixing a retard
You can't.

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Ako has done nothing wrong!

>>142591968
... do i really have to type it again

>>142593304
I need to fuck Nanako.

Death is the only way to fix her.

Enjo Kosai

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>>142592565
Damn, nice.

>>142591968
too late to fix

>>142591968
try really hard to ignore her while I'm watching the show.

swine and the wallet warrior are way more likable characters

>>142593359
Nothing wrong with wish fulfillment

How would you fix her without access to a penis?

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>>142592565
roasted

>>142596357
KISSU

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>>142596357

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>>142597434
l-lewd!

raw fuck hard cum

>>142597434
Anon, this is a worksafe board

nothing to fix

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>>142592565

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>>142591968
>change her design slightly
>blonde hair, purple eyes
>teach her to comb her hair
>tone down the NEET
>maybe a little icecream fetish
>make her into an imouto character
Perfection.

>>142593468
I am inclined to agree with calling it wish fulfillment if only because any person who has been caught in a relationship with someone so dependent can watch this and enjoy it nostalgically. This show is like looking back at the most light-hearted incidents involving the parasite with whom you were once involved without the baggage of the actual gravity of her behaviors and with a canonical devotion to the protagonist (by proxy you) that you may have once believed in. It's codependency porn with seldom a moment that makes the viewer stare into the void such relationships lead to.

>>142598506
>all that shit taste
sudoku yourself anon

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>>142598506

>>142599351
>I GUESS I GOT BRAIN PROBLEMS

>>142593350
Ako is fine the way she is now.

>>142592565
BTFO

>>142591968
With dick, lots of dick.

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>>142592565

>>142591968
Let's see...
> cute
> aspires to be a good waifu
> would prefer stay at home model
> socially awkward, will detect stranger even when on a stolen trusted account
> therefore won't cuck you
> has cooking skills
> likes online gaming, like most of us
What in the hell do you want to fix?

Of course I'd prefer a wife who wouldn't say no to double-income life if needed (and for most of us, it is needed), but Ako is a great wife material as she is.

>>142591968
Dick

>>142597434
THIS IS A SAFE BOARD YOU GODDAM FUCK

So has the NTR happened yet?

>>142604111
Yes. MC got cucked

>>142592565
I don't get it.

>>142604456
Did I ever tell you about the birds n' the bees my son?

>>142591968
Marry her

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>>142597434
EY YOO

>>142603390
This anon gets it. If you're on /a/ this is about the best case waifu you could hope for.

>>142591968
>How would you marry this retard?

>>142607430
Pressing the confirmation box in the on-screen prompt.

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>>142608786
>HER FACE WHEN I'M DONE WITH HER

>>142608786
>When Rusian is going down on that pussy while Ako is doing her homework

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>>142608955
>WHEN THE NEET GAEMU BOD TOO FIT

SMASH DAT LYK NIGGA

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>>142609060
Nigga what?

>>142597565
I want to bully Tenryuu with my dick!

>>142591968
You can't fix worst girl.

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>>142592565

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>>142591968
take away her ugly fucking lips

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>>142609106
SMASH IT NYUKKA

>>142608786
>Ako's first experience with ERP

Needs to lose some weight

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>>142603390
This, a few tweaks and you're good. Ako is not even that bad a case outside stupid comedy, if anything, she's winning over everyone else right now.

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>>142609657
HIGH TEST

>>142609836
Fat

>>142609836
I want to squeeze my soft wife!

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>>142592565

>>142609060
>>142609576
kill yourself >>>/b/

Turn her into pig

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>>142610693
>seasonal waifu
What have we here sir? Oh an heretic anon, I see.

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>>142613834
>seasonal
she's here to stay

>>142591968
Blond twintails
Petite
Bit of tsun
Change her name to swine or something like that.

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>>142613834
It was a parody, friend.

>>142613834
Is schwarz-whatever worth watching for this smug blonde semon demon?

>>142591968
A little education goes a long way.
I'd teach her the pleasure of being cummed inside.

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>>142592565

Should I watch this dubbed or subbed?

>>142591968
give her the D

>>142591968
Just gag her so you don't have to hear her stupid bullshit. There, I fixed her.

Then fuck her.

So why did she turn the MCdown?

>>142616208
Why ask a question that was straight up answered in the series?

Ijust can't understand what's going through Rusian's mind. If I were him, I would fuck her brains out.

>>142617754
He's a teenager that has
A. never had sex
B. not had a proper sexual education
C. doesn't understand fully the implications or consequences of sex, but is vaguely aware that there are implications and consequences present.

The worst thing imaginable would be sinking your dick into some soft, fat retard, only to discover a week later that all of society is coming down on you to financially support her for the rest of your miserable life because of things you don't understand.

Baiting stupid teenagers into sex is how retards secure livelihood and propagate offspring. I'm sure Ako's mother would love nothing more than for some ignorant kid from a well-to-do family to plunge himself into her daughter so she could cry on the evening news and push off all the responsibility of caring for and paying for a nonfunctional recluse onto someone else.

>>142591968

Creampies three times a day until pregnant, after which cuddling and boobjobs daily to keep her warm.

>>142617898
But they can use condoms.
Are condoms hard to get in Japan?

>>142592043

>Aco

>>142618026
Fir someone his age, yes. People probably wouldn't even sell them to him.

>>142609576

So what's hidden in that? I'm not used to these newfangled encryption methods.

>>142617898
Calm down, it's sex. The two are bound to be together forever anyway.

Does make sense if you take that anime "my daughter likes you, take responsibility now and forever" stuff seriously though.

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Ako is best girl of all time. I'd maybe get her a pair of glasses but other than that I'd get her stoned and fuk cuddle and play games all day

>>142591968
marry her

fixed

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Fuck her mom and try for a better daughter.

>>142619503
What if Ako's mother is just an older version of herself?

>>142591968
You can't fix what isn't broken

>>142619969
She's a single mom who was going off to work when she met Rusian. Already proves she's not Ako.

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>draw cute girl
>call NEET

Why is this allowed?

>>142618145
Bullshit.

>>142620416
She might have been like Ako but she grew out of it to the degree that she can suppress her power level around strangers

>>142620416
I meant she was probably like Ako when she was young. It's possible Ako will turn out better than her and that's what she wants.

>>142620594

Yeah, my 9 year old imouto went to a store and picked up a pack of condoms because it looked like candy. She came home and when she took it out of the bag I immediatedly told her to put them away. It took several awkward minutes trying to explain it wasn't candy.

>>142591968
give her the dick