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So are we getting Jürgen birthday art or not?

>inb4 deleted
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>>142371836
you mean
>archived
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>>142371863

I should accept by now that Schwarzesmarken is a weekday topic. Anyway, looks like he got third place, but apparently that's not good enough. It's still impressive for a male character from a spin off of a spin off.
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>>142371836
>>142372031
We'll find out next week, when the second voting round is done.

Maybe we'll get some cute Jürgen and Beato on a date art, if we are lucky.
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>>142371836
Make it a threesome with Beatrix and Iris, please.
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Who /NVA/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unrtTjTujgM
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>>142373836
noone you dirty commie.
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>>142373959
Too bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPTwM1P2XBQ
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Urban warfare should be very fun with the BETA.
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i want to protect that smile!
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>>142373810
We wish. And you can bet, there will be no doujins with that themeever!;_;
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PACT PRIDE WORLDWIDE
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>tfw no Yugoslavia Front VN
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>>142371836
>>142372031
The election this week was just a runoff. The election next week decides which three of these will get a picture. Jurgen ain't getting it though. The TE and SM fags outnumber the BiSfags hard.
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>>142374158
Not really, they just obliterate everything in their path.
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What are the 'roles' of TSFs in a squad? What sort of formations can they fly? Is it safe to say that they adopt the same formations as say, Airplanes?
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>>142375920

What's the appeal of martika, anyway? Is she just aproxy for people who want to see crysha bullying?
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>>142375981
Subways or underground structures should be a safe area.

If you got more then 9mm
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>suddenly Koyasu again

Wow, I am surprised they could afford him for another character.
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>>142375920
You have to have hope, based Not!Bubi will win in the end.
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>>142375920
Depression. Knowing the faggots of the world, it'll be Gretel and Sumika who are 1st and 2nd in whatever order. Maybe Inia will grab 3rd, so who knows.

At least Inia is nice...
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>>142375995
They have loadouts/configurations, and they do have formations. You can see some of this in TE if you're paying attention.

The 666th is generally a specialized hunter squadron, so Iris just gives them more her general idea of how she wants to handle an approach, since they only follow a certain set of tactics most missions.
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>>142376527
>>142376551
The possibility of Jurgen winning is about equal to the possibility of S00mika losing.
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>>142376969
Can we at least hope he makes it to 3rd place?
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>>142376969
True love will triumph anon, which means that Hibiki ,Sumika and Jürgen will win.
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>>142377615
Kurt's waifu didn't win though.
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>>142377682
Wait, that was Anna? I thought it was Mayu or that one IJA Infantrywoman.
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>>142377682
Kurt's been unlucky in love in general.

Suffering.
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>>142377821
It was Anna.
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>>142375531
>tfw reading the same shit every thread
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>>142377821
Why the Sam hell would an IJA woman be hanging out on the Eastern Front with the Warsaw Pact?
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>>142377851
Poor girl, like Jürgen she is a character from a spinoff of a spinoff, but instead of a LN, she only gets a short story.

>>142377919
They look alike, I mistook one for the other.
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schwarz sechs prototype mark 2!!
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>>142376969
time to make 500 nicovideo accounts and vote for jürgen.
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>>142377835
Vivi really is cuter than Katia.
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>>142378114
I liked Vivi more. She could be sweet, but it had a bit of bite to it and she wasn't afraid to call out others on their BS. She's also had a really shitty life, so you kind of want to see her happy.
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>>142375920
>>142376969
>Gretel N°1 on the runoff
Today was a good day
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>>142376485
Oh fuck!

Seriously, my only wish is that Saigiri had thrown Japan into a wider civil war, and the BETA subsequently chomped everyone, because they spawned this retard.
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>>142378710
>praise Gretel
>post her complete, absolute opposite

Ara ara mothgirl would be closest to Pham. Wat r u doin.
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>>142379390
Because reaction face

also
>Yandere Pham
not sure if want
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>>142379461
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>>142379675
But that high as fuck Pham. Not Yandere Pham.
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>>142379747
That's a face that screams keepu, or "I wanna rape him". Okay, combine it with her cruel amusement face. Perfect onee-san yandere.
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>>142379461
>yandere Pham
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>>142379461
>Yandere Pham
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>>142379925
>>142380167
>mfw
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>>142379825
>>142381804
>cum inside Pham
>it ain't me starts playing
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>>142381977

I'm gonna nickname her cunt 'Lodi' so every time I fuck her I can cry out "O Lord, stuck in Lodi again! "
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Would Beatrix be a moaner in bed, or would she be the type who'd breath hard and occasionally let out a quiet moan or grunt while a man is on top of her? Basically, would sex with her be more like White Album, or a hentai?
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>>142383617
Like White Album
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>>142383617
If it's her first time and it's with Jurgen, probably like White Album:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlo6Rtu_2Sk

The times after that would be much more wild though.
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>>142381977
And, despite the fact you were a piece of shit and left her hanging with your kid, she would still find it in herself to forgive you.

Pham is definitely best girl.
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>>142384984
>find
She's not coming to America and it ain't me.
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>>142384984
Guess that kid ain't no fortunate son
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>>142384984
>>142385055

>not marrying Pham
>not bringing her home
>not fucking her senseless on a regular basis
>not having plenty of kids
>not growing old with your awesome waifu

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>>142385209
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>>142385209
>implying I'm bringing home a gook slut to my family in Virginia and my fiance Sharon
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>>142387364

>he doesn't live in the Mountain West
Fake American detected.
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>>142387364
> Calling Pham a gook slut
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>>142384984
>forgiveness sex
>cum inside Pham
>it ain't me again
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>>142383617
She didn't moan much when Theo penetrated her.
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>>142371836
Fuck off.
>>>/m/
>>>/jp/
>>>/vg/
>>>/out/
>>>/anywherebuthere/
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>>142391435
Pham and Katia were ultimately better sisters to Theo than Lise could ever be.
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>Martin is tapping dat ass

I'm jelly
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>>142383617
She'd be the type to die
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So Schwarzesmarken BD sales are terrible. Guess the Japs really don't like it.
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I want to headpat Gretel.
I want her to yell about the fact that she's a commissar and this is inappropriate behaviour, but eventually start enjoying it.
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>>142383617
She's the type who would get bullied so she could pout.
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>>142391603

No. Lise cannot provide Theo with emotional support like Pham can but that's because she had brain problems from sacrificing everything for his sake. She does a pretty good job for someone who is coming back from being a mindbroken cum dumpster.
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Spilling drinks on Katia and making everyone think she pissed herself again!
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What's the best way to make Anette hug you?
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>>142394178
I want to be Lise's psychotherapist, so I could make her feel better
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>>142394365
By psychotherapy, do you mean your dick?
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>>142394661
Only if she allows it. I don't want to stoop on the level of Axmann and his crew.
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>>142393776
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>>142394800
>you will never break adult Beatrix' tough shell and unleash the same girl she was with Jurgen
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I want Sylwia to use CQC on me.
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>>142391603
Lise is ultimate imouto. Katia couldn't have handled what happened to her, and had she survived she would have turned out even worse like a second Beatrix.

Pham isn't fair because she's jesus, she's a better ____ than anybody.
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>>142395464
What would Pham do if you ask her to bully you?
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>>142395525
Blushing and "ara ara~"ing at first before getting into the mood, she would be unnervingly good at it. She gets people, and would psychologically bully you cutting surprisingly deep till you're a quivering mess before pressing your weeping face into her ample bosom and telling you everything is daijoubu.

Your tormentor turned savior, she has now successful performed stockholm syndrome on you in less than five minutes. Your soul belongs to her now.
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>>142387364
>fiance Sharon.

You or the thousand guys before you?
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>>142395856
Best girl, still better than a gook
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>>142391603
Stop that Katiafag, Pham loves everyone and thinks Lise was a wonderful sister. Enlist someone else for your crusade!
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>>142395811
>Stasi Pham

There is no way to accurately depict this level of heresy, our muh dick status
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>>142395363
So...Walther likes femdom from Sylwia?

Understandable...
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>>142396290
She'd be an excellent fit and welcomed into the fold with open arms. The Stasi love her type, the cute innocent ones with a penchant for seeing what makes people tick on the inside, the socially adept you least expect. I'm not sure what it would take to turn her into an agent though. Torture and blackmail like Lise, or worse? Or less
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>>142396865
She'd be perfect for a good cop bad cop routine. Someone else does the torturing and Pham does the healing.
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>>142396865
She would do it to save their smiles. No matter the cost. If it meant the chance to see the Happy Day, to see smiles return, to save in the name of love, she would do it a thousand times.

Even dying alone, she would not regret it.

;_;
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>>142397088
Anon, that's too scary to contemplate...

It'd fuck you up worse then Beato's shenanigans that make people disoriented.
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>>142397088
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>>142397238
>to save in the name of love, she would do it a thousand times.
Thats alot of babies
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>>142397088

During which she gets you to tell her everything.
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>>142398122
Correct, otherwise she wouldn't be the "good cop" or rather good Stasi.
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>Stasi Pham

I GOT IT!
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Which 15 year old girl would you rather protect, Vivi or Katia?
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>>142398878
Vivi. Katia is a threat to the whole of mankind and should be arrested!
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>>142398878
Vivi, not even a contest
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>>142398878
Katia, duh
Who needs some dunce who couldn't even die instantly
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>>142398878
Inia!
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>>142398878

Vivi, Katja has enough plot armour to stand up to anybody.
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>>142398878
Kasumi
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>>142398986
Why are you such a terrible person
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>>142398933
Someone's angry.
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>>142398878
Vivi is both cuter and more endearing.
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>>142399137
Because it's true
Needing a coup de grace is unbecoming of oneself
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>>142399137
He's a Katiafag. They tend to be pretty crappy.
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Wearing matching outfits with Gretel

It's our birthday suits
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>>142371836
>>142372031
>>142374470
>>142384286

Are we ever going to get a pout from Beatrix in the VN?
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>>142399353
I your dreams is your best shot
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>>142399353
If there is a secret Beato-route.
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>>142399353
WHEN THEY GET SHIPPED TO EXTRA
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>>142399353
Theo will, if not make her heart whole again, at least fix the leaks!
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>>142399777
Beatrix doesn't piss on the floor like Katia.
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>>142353734

The day after that, you and Lise head to the USS Iowa to see the sites. Lise is mostly just humoring you, since her experience with military hardware falls firmly in the "been there, done that, bought the farm" line of thinking. She's wearing one of your shirts, a lightly colored cotton/linen blend short sleeved button-down. The sunburn on her shoulders is causing the top layers of skin to peel off, and her own shirts either fail to cover the affected areas, or are too tight to wear right now. You explore the ship with her, looking at the somewhat cramped bunk beds, and the somewhat less than cramped sixteen inch guns. She laughs at you when you bump your head on a doorway, and you laugh at her when you point out that she can't. After a morning spent poking around the ship, you head back to the hotel to pick up your bags. There's one more stop on your trip through the Southwest, and while it isn't so far from Hollywood on a map, in reality, it is a world away. You drive to Anaheim, where Disney Land awaits.

On the way south, you see something unusual. There is a motorcycle curving across traffic, with nobody on it. The car in front of you stops, and you stop beside it. A glance to the right reveals a person sprawled out on the shoulder, which is unusual on the freeway. It's jarring, and while you know something isn't right, it takes a moment to piece everything together. Lise is staring out the window, glancing between the motorcyclist on the shoulder and a disembodied headlight lying on the pavement next to your door. Finally, the motorcyclist stands up, and takes of his helmet before trudging painfully across the freeway to pick up his bike. Lise breathes a sigh of relief.

"Thank goodness."

"You know, considering all the things that are banned in California, I can't believe lane splitting is legal."

"Was he lane splitting?"

"I didn't see. But still..."

You trail off. You pull around the car stopped in front of you. The headlight is missing.
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Is Vivi for naked, non-lewd cuddling in bed?
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>>142400313

I'd say clothed cuddling if it's not lewd. Pyjamas are like sheets you can wear.
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>>142397960
That will not happen!

Pham will find a way to save! The thing is she dies alone, too exhausted pairing everyone else off. And heartbreak.
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>>142400970

Pham is the perfect spinster aunt to get to look after the kids while all the parents are drinking and living it up at some fundraiser.
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>>142401073
>Pham is the perfect spinster aunt to get to look after the kids

While it's cute, it also cuts really, really deeply for some reason. I can't quite place why.

Why can't Pham find love?
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>>142401327
>>142401327

It sucks because you have to disregard a biological imperative while fulfilling all of the behavioral requirements.

Also she's not getting crunk upstairs and going on a wild scavenger hunt stealing a General Dynamics sign for shits and giggles or singing Karaoke to Styx
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>>142377895
>tfw no Albania Front VN
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>>142401485
>General Dynamics

M1A2 platoon to satisfy Pham, like gangbanging Motostrelkis will help out Marimo?

Who am I kidding, people will find her alone in the morning, surrounded by corpses.

She hugged and ara ara'd them to death.
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>>142401665
tfw you will never fugg lise in an albanian pillbox.
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>>142401709
Is being ara ara'd to death even possible?
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>>142401762
Pham knows sixty two ways to kill you using only her voice and subtle facial expressions.
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>>142401762
She was brutally tortured, and still bothered to do this.

Does this look like a hug you could escape?
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>>142402054
Can weaponised ara aras defeat the beta?
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>>142402179
beatos and phams combined ara aras could probably do it.
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>>142402179
I was actually just thinking about it, Pham would probably try hugging the BETA if they were sentient.

And she'd win.
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>>142401665
J-8s just for you, happy now? Now pls stop your banter, it was never good.
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>>142401485
Drunk, lewd auntie Pham when?
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>>142403581
>no drawfag will draw us a lewd, tipsy Pham.
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>>142404035
Can we at least get Stasi-artist to Stasify Pham?
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That one would probably be hard to color, since it's in motion. There's this.

Remember to change the shoulder patch
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>>142398878
Vivi
How is that even a question
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>>142401665
>Albania

Fuck off Hoxha you are irrelevant as fuck
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Argos comfiest team, would cookout and share feel feels with!
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>>142405414
>implying I would cookout with Stella and not send her to the pregnancy ward
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>>142400134
>bullying Lise for being short

Must be a blast from the past, she probably hasn't heard it in years.
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>>142405414
They are pretty comfy, but the Zerberus is comfier!
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>>142405490
That's what the cookout is for anon, Don't tell me you wouldn't make it a special day for her.
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>>142407460
Who's the blue-haired girl? cause that blushing pout is making blood rush to a certain part on my anatomy.
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>>142407912
So you haven't played Chronicles 2? Go play it right now, you'll get even better pouts.
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>>142407996
I'm a filthy EOP, so unless it's translated I'll have to suffer in silence.
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>>142408119
Its translated.
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>>142407882
No, just tying her to the bed.
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>>142400970
>That will not happen!
If Pham was under Axmann's tender care, as well as her most treasured love one, and she was given a choice; smash the baby that is going to be executed by someone anyway or refuse and get both herself and said loved one tortured to death, what would she do?
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>>142409248
Can Pham help Axmann find his human side?
Who the hell am I kidding? That guy doesn't have one
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Who /Stasi/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_L0J-Ce7cOE
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>>142413496
Back to work idiot. The Stasi lurks it doesn't post!
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>>142413561
>implying that they are not monitoring this thread right now
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Let's abuse Katia!
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>>142414686
Sure
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>>142414727
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>>142394661
SLUT!!
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>>142417985
She's not a slut, she's a trained prostitute.
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>>142414686
>>142414727
>>142416133

hook, line, and sinker
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Holy shit, what is this woman's problem?
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>>142418736
Delusion
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>>142418736
Being retarded
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>>142418736
It's a female.
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>>142418736
She's a glory hound who's mad jelly that Iris is a better than her. Basically, she's a shit human being all around, and that's before figuring in all the torture porn and rape she does.
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>>142418736
A serious lack of Vitamin D.
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>>142419209
But Theo gave her his D and she died from it.
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>>142419434
He didn't give her the D, he gave her a fatal overdose of CIWS.
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>>142419511
He still took the virginity of the most beautiful rose of East Germany.
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>>142419707
Poor Beato deserved better than that soulless redhead.
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>>142419796
Well Beatrix did win best boy, even if circumstances ultimately forced them to be separated.
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>>142419947
I wonder what Beatrix is thinking. Is it anticipation, is she wondering if Jurgen will enjoy her food, or is it lust?
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>>142419947
At least they had those five years of happiness together.

>>142420249
That picture is back in '73, she still has those dead eyes, I think she is just lost in thought or trauma
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>>142420381
>At least they had those five years of happiness together.

No they didn't. Jurgen spent most of that time fighting the BETA. For long stretches of time, the only communication they had was through letters, pictures, and baked goods Beatrix would send. Being a former militaryfag, that Beatrix stayed faithful to him despite the stress and 18-24 months deployments really says something about her.
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>>142421433
I bet Whoreisdina can't even write without spelling errors, that's how stupid she is.
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>>142421433
>No they didn't.

I was speaking in comparison to what preceded and followed those years, but you are quite right.
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>>142418946
>>142419007
>>142419070
>>142419135
>>142419209
nice samefagging
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>>142422266
Those wasted digits.

Why must these threads survive on bait?
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Why is Irisdina allowed to join the military? Isn't she too dumb for that? Is it because she's ugly enough to scare the BETAs away?
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>>142422689
because you tards keep scaring away the old guard
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>>142423188
And how are we doing that?
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>>142419707

Lise was many things in 1983 but a virgin isn't one if them.
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>>142424493
Beato was always more beautiful than Lise anon.
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>>142424493
Maybe her butt is pure.
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>>142424614
From what?
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>>142424799
From the intrusion of phallic objects
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>>142424799
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>>142424824
Not with the Germans weird fetishes.
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>>142424824
>>142424614

That's pretty unlikely, to be perfectly honest.
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>>142424879
They're effectively soviets at that time.
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>>142424916
Soviets aren't an ethnic group, dumbo.
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>>142424916
East Germans aren't exempt from being German.
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>>142424614
Not after all those 70 year old men were through with her.
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>>142424493
I was talking about Beatrix, who canonically is the hottest girl.
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>>142425608
>canonically is the hottest girl.

Where are people getting this from?
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>>142426636
>Where are people getting this from?
By reading the material they post about. You aren't an animeonly, are you?
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>>142426636
>implying that Beato isn't the hottest piece of tail around

fag.
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>>142409647
I was actually thinking that. Her hugs would make Axmann break down. Her power is undeniable.
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>>142419947
>>142420249
Both. And lost in thought. Trying to have this thing called fun.

But yes, a lot of anticipation.
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>>142424905
I want to save her from her shitty life.

Martyrs happy Lise end when. She needs it the most.
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>>142398878
The one who can stand on her own, if you catch my meaning
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I want to heal Anett's PTSD with my dick and turn her into a milf.
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>>142409248
To be honest I'm not sure.

It's not like she hasn't put her hands into the darkness before.
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Augen wie Rubinen.
Rabenschwarzes Haar.
Ostmark in den Strümpfen.
Und Schwarzbier in der Hand!

Sagt es mit mir ihr Wichser,

Beatrix ist das beste Mädchen!
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>>142429699
I want to fuck Beatrix's ass until it sucks buttermilk.
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>>142429699
Alle deutschen fraulein sind sluts
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>>142428847
Way ahead of you pham.

Her and Theo would be cute. Feels trip, but cute.
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>>142405490
Are you brave enough?
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>>142435236
>you will never a young Beato and Iris sandwich
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>>142435707
But when is the most important part.

On the one hand, Beatrix is at her most sad and looking for someone to save her, and so would be ultra cute.

On the other, Iris would be in her Mean Girls clique phase
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>>142436491
>On the other, Iris would be in her Mean Girls clique phase
She's always in that phase. She pussy whips Theo and doesn't even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him at least a handjob.
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>>142436588
She doesn't owe Theo a thing.
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>>142435236
Who's more innocent to sex?
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>>142436632
She owes him a handy.
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>>142436632
Considering he did all of her "La Resistance" work cause she was stupid enough to get herself caught by the Stasi, I'd say she owes him a date where she lets him down easy at least.
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>>142437964
She never asked him too, and it's not like Lise, Beatrix, or the rest of the stasi did not deserve to die.
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>>142438457
Well fuck you too
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>>142436588
So Iris is basically built for femdom?

Still, clearly Beatrix is a much nicer boss. She'd indulge AT LEAST one of Theos fetishes.
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>>142438702
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>>142438702
>So Iris is basically built for femdom?
She's one of those stealth doms, where she thinks she'd fit just fine in the traditional sense of sexuality but unconsciously does things that would be expected from the antonym of being submissive.
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>>142438702
She'd dye her hair blonde and put in some blue contacts?
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>>142438457
>"Iris never asked him too"
>When Iris has tolerated all of Theo's shenanigans, never got him in trouble, never punished him even for being responsible for a comrades death, put a revolutionary in his care, and flat out leaves breadcrumbs from him to find his way to her cell.

Yeah no, she's been gunning for him from the very beginning.
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>>142438832
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>>142438992
There is a pattern in Theo's desired partners that must be acknowledged.
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>>142439101
This isn't like that Meiya spam back in the day. I legitimately can not find a reason to say no to a blonde Beatrix.
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>>142439158
Well good, now Katia just needs to add a few highlights to bring out the strawberry blonde in her hair then all 4 main girls will be perfect.
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>>142439338
How can Lise even compete against Iris?
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>>142439158
>I legitimately can not find a reason to say no to Beatrix.

FTFY
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>>142439610
>How can Iris even compete against Lise?
There we go, don't worry man I got your back, everybody makes mistakes.
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>>142439769
Lise is only better because Iris doesn't have shit for scans.

Just you wait, in ten years we will be shown Iris in HD glory.
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>>142440044
It's ironic that despite having the most fans she has the least HD scans.

Perhaps her fans just aren't as dedicated?

Nice dub dub dubs by the way.
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>>142440044
Only because I don't know how to scan something as big as a tapestry or anything bigger than my scanner actually
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>>142440468
>there are people ITT who aren't scanning Irisdina shit
Did you try googling this problem?
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What poster sold the most anyways?

Iris, Beato, Lise, Gretel, or Katia?
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>>142440044
Not following the logic here. That a character gets scans is merely a side effect of their best girl quality, not the root cause.
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>>142440575
No
I'm a Katiafag yet I have Iris crap lying around. I'm not gonna try anything above the bare minimum for someone other than Katia
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>>142440713
>I'm a Katiafag yet I have Iris crap lying around. I'm not gonna try anything above the bare minimum for someone other than Katia
Nice. So as I was saying, in ten years.
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>>142440634
An Iris poster comes with every game, but as far as specialized posters, probably Beatrix just because she was the Amazon bonus and she has a very, very nice poster.
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>>142441108
An Iris shikishi came with every game
The two diffirent Iris tapestries were exclusive to Sofmap and Traders
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>>142440634
I'd buy Iris and keep her for myself
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>>142442798
>keep her for myself
Good luck with that if she at all takes after her mother
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>>142442941
Beatrix looks more like the type to shoot you in the back. Lise is pretty traitorous too, even with all she supposedly sacrificed for Theo.
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>>142443838
Beatrix and Lise's devotion and loyalty are core aspects of their characters.

As for Iris, you know what they say like mother like daughter.
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>>142443974
I think as much as Hiroki waifus Iris that Iris would be the closest to being perfect.
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>>142444308
Maybe Hiroki has bad taste.
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>>142444437
Well, the LN team, Carnelian and Hiroki seem to prefer Iris. Kouki and Mimizuki though seem to like Beatrix more just look at the poster in the background that Kouki chose to hang in his office for a couple of months.
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>>142444533
Good for them. Everyone is entitled to their own tastes and opinions.
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>>142444533
Mimizuki was doing fanart of Beatrix before he got tapped for BiS and the VN, so I guess you might have a point.
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>>142444533
when will kouki-sama appear in the stream again

So we gajins can ask him questions
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>>142444745
He's got his hands full writing Martyrs right now and probably won't be available for a while.
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>>142444806
As long as Martyrs lives up to our expectations, its fine.
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>>142444914
And what are YOUR expectations anon?
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>>142444944
That we get proper, different Routes and that each of them is memorable ride with at least decent endings. And that the motivation of every character gets clearly shown, even if not necessarily spelled out.

A secret Beatoroute a la Yuuko in Unlimited would be nice as well, but that won't happen.
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>>142444944
>>142445157
>>142444914

Three Lise routes
>Lise x Theo
>Lise x Theo x Katja
>Lise x Theo x Beatrix
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>>142446516
No Irisdina?
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>>142445157
>decent endings
Can't be hard to top the LN or anime endings
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>>142372031
More sprites rips where?
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>>142446516
>three whore routes
please no
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>>142446516
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>>142446651
>Whore
Where?
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>>142446573
Iris can join too, she'd make a good Onee-san. And as long as she's willing to share Theo no one has to get stabbed. Win-win
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>>142440335
I'm dedicated as all hell to Pham, yet there is nothing I can do about the lack of Pham stuff.

At least I can honor her by being like her, right?

Right?

;_;

>>142446516
Now now Lisefag, let's not be greedy.
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>>142400134
Healanon is still alive? Rejoice!
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>>142447100

What about a Lise x Theo x Pham route?
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>>142447329
Still too greedy.

Everyone deserves to feel special in their love! One each
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>>142447410

What about a Lise x Pham route and a Theo x Annet route in the same path?
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>>142447991
>Lise x Pham
What. Please tell me how you envisioned that happening when you type it.
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>>142447991
>Lise x Pham
Wut.

Well, I can't really see how that goes besides lots of hugging. But that's not really a route.

>Anette x Theo
Very possible. Probably could be a small bonus route after they've evacuated to Britain, and their lives from there.

It would be very sad, and yet happy. It'll make you feel alive. I'd like it.

On a side note, I'm perfectly fine for Pham not to get a path of it means others get fully fleshed out ones. That after all, is the way of Pham, isn't it?

The smiles must be protected, even if the price is...

It is her way. It is my way...
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>>142448194
>>142448659
>Pham hugs the Stasi out of Lise

We need that in a picture.
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>>142448781
It would be cute as fuck.

But there can be more.

Stasi Pham. Then she can hug the entire Stasi.
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Why didn't Beatrix laugh once in the anime when she giggles all the time in the VN?

Why wasn't Iris throwing around bad jokes?

Why is Lise so sexualized and unfunny?
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>>142449901
>Pham heals the Stasi through hugs
>the Stasi returns to its RL sane self
>the rebellion fails because the Stasi are not retarded anymore and the one in six informant ratio is restored

Sounds like a plan to me.

>>142450003
Because Watanabe fucked up.
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>>142450003

>Why didn't Beatrix laugh once in the anime when she giggles all the time in the VN?

Not enough budget
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>>142448194
>>142448659

Pham sees through Lise, who is trying to keep her façade up as she helplessly watches Annett steal Theo away from her.

Lise is threatened by Pham and tries to seduce her to better control her. She succeeds in bedding Pham, but in the afterglow it becomes apparent that Pham's mental clarify has not been compromised, and Lise breaks down in Pham's arms, coming clean about everything.

Pham then helps Lise bring about an understanding end where Iris and Beatrix are reconciled and Germany is saved.
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>>142450065
Muh Watanabe strawman.
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>>142450003
Welcome to three reasons out of 10 billion of why people say the anime was horseshit.

Once you read even the first LN, let alone watch some of the VN, you realize just how much they fucked it up.

In this scene, for example, in the LN AND VN, Beatrix was smiling and giggly. They only kept the smug, and reduced it's length. And this scene specifically, they deleted the entire fucking lines preceding it and after it, turning the whole scene into something it was not at all. And to add icing onto the cake, Axmann was never there.
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>>142450065
>the Stasi returns to its RL sane self

Fucking GDR apologist scum.

If it makes you any happier, Merkel is Honnecker's greatest revenge. One woman will do what divisions of the NVA could not.
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>>142451077
>prefering the sane RL Stasi to the retardedly evil ML is now defending the DDR
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>>142451399
They were right up there with the Nazis in RL too.
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>>142451461
And how is that relevant?
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>>142451461
>>142451399
>>142451077

"The Gestapo broke bones. The Stasi breaks souls."
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>>142451399
Stasi dindu nuffin!

Dey wuz a buncha good boys!

Dey wuz defendin People's Germany against them pigs!

Dey wuz about to get they life on track, become just nother intelligence agency!

We need mo money fo dem programs.
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>>142451555
Yeah, it's why I don't really feel any sympathy for Lise, Beatrix, or the rest of the Werewolves and actually cheered seeing them get killed off. The world is truly a better place without such people.
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>>142451555
Was gonna post that myself.

>>142451631
>posting Pham

No, stop this. This isn't what Pham would have felt at all. I see you, moralfag. You're trying to enlist the most loving figure in all of Muv Luv in your crusade. Pham understood the difference between people, and organizations. She understood what it meant to live in a tyrannical society, and the amount of courage it takes to face Das System. Pham, even in the atrocious anime, had forgiven Lise for everything. She knows the Werewolf's pain. Your trumpeting of your own presumed morality only shows the hollow, moth eaten threads inside. You in truth are a sociopath, trying to blend in with the rest, without revealing your utter lack of understanding for feelings and the illogical like love.

Go post Katia or Iris if you're going to bother with this charade, we all know what you really feel.

You make me sick.
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>>142451631

Fake phamfag plz. Lise and Beatrix had the most badly broken souls out of the entire cast. More than anyone else they needed someone who could make the pain go away.
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>>142451794
What, I can't like Pham and hate the stasi. Just look at what they did to poor pham.

>>142451817
Well, Theo put Lise out of her pain. She might not have deserved what Axmann and Beatrix did to her, but she did ultimately buy the bullet. Beatrix enjoys being evil though, more so than anyone else in the cast, so I don't really pity her.
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>>142451954
Fake Phamfag, you're not doing well at all. Just post Iris or Katia already, we know it's you.

You don't like Pham at all. The Pham you like never existed. You don't care about her all. You only care about the potential she has in the propoganda you constantly spew forth.

You're more alike the Stasi than you think.
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>>142451954
>What, I can't like Pham and hate the stasi.

Is it even possible to dislike Pham?
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>>142452163
He meant asking why he can't like Pham and yet hate the Stasi. It might be ESL-kun again for all we know.

Nonetheless, it's a disingenuous quiestion.
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>retarded AMVs a dime a dozen
>no one has done a Schwarzesmarken AMV to Major Tom

I'll never understand the 'anime community' sometimes.
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>>142451954

Beatrix was exploited and systematically brutalized by the Stasi. If she enjoyed her work by 1983, it's more a coping mechanism than an innate attribute.
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>>142453213
She didn't enjoy it at all. All the material besides the anime is very clear on this.

She was in on a conspiracy to overthrow the system for goodness sake.
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>>142453246

He's talking about the smirk even she shoots a captive.
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>>142447991
>Theo x Anette

I love it. They have a very interesting dynamic, quite unique amongst the people of Schwarzesmarken. And assuming they are the few survivors in the canon path of Martyrs, following their relationship and their shattered hearts on the windy shores of Albion would be a trip.
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>>142454162

I actually really liked the one writefag's story about Annett being a hot mess and Theo having to literally rescue her from the gutter.

But yeah, they're an interesting pair.

Or for a sadistic story, Theo x Gretel but them they discover Martin is alive and Gretel is forced to choose.
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>>142452639
What did you expect when some people thought that the Cold War was fiction?
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>>142454574
It does seem to be revisited now and then. I liked that one viginette some anon did describing the feels trip a Theo x Anette marraige would be. It'd be an odd kind of love, warped love in a way, but ultimately a durable and loving marriage. It's just they'd never be able to escape the ghosts of the dead.

I would like to see it.

>they name a daughter Inghild
>it proves much more painful than they ever imagine
;_;

>Theo x Gretel
Literally impossible. Even in the anime which slavisly idolized her and wiped away everything bad about her, she doesn't really have any interest in Theo, at all. Taking a scene in Berlin where they have to walk together anyways for business as proof they're together leads you to the dark corners of fanatic shipping like Pokeshippers who still are not over it after all these years.

Gretel is her own world anon, I think we should keep it that way.
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I want to bully Lise
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Writefag reporting in. Been a while. Been busy.

The epic insanity of DTHW Movie The 1st is leading directly into the first working rough draft work on DTHW Episode 7. Currently working out a way to continue Beatrix and Lise's ongoing character arcs all while possibly adding more SM and possibly TE characters, and if possible some of the wackiest comedic reimaging of canon feels and sadness ever, without taking away from the drama of the existing plot(s). Trying to keep things vague because I'm not sure where it'll go yet, and I want to have my regular readers surprised by the final product.

Maybe I'll drop proper spoilers for DTHW and more specifically Movie The 1st later. Don't know yet, depends on the response I get here and elsewhere.


Inb4 autism, retard, etc.
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More like BOREisdina, amirite?
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>>142455941
Silly Beato, Trix is for kids!
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>>142455872
She'd do it too, I know.
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>>142456068
I'd do her too, I know.
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Is there anyone canonically getting aroused by seeing others in fortified suits in TE or SM? I'd imagine there would be SOMEWHERE in the Trilogy, but it's been a long ass time since that. Or the other works?
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>>142407912
German Meiya.
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>>142456541
>Is there anyone canonically getting aroused by seeing others in fortified suits
I am. Skintight suits are the best, anon.
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>>142456541
Only Takeru, other than that no one is shown getting aroused. But then again all other works show soldiers who've gotten used to the sight of erect nipples in skin-tight suits.
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>>142456824
>who've gotten used to the sight of erect nipples in skin-tight suits.
How the fuck you can get used to this
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>>142456921
The same way the Minoans got used to seeing their women topless all the time.
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>>142438457
Do us all a favor and take your sjw-y bullshit someplace else.
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DAMIT SIE KEINEN NUTZEN IST.

ZU ZERSTöREN SIE KEIN VERLUST IST.
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>>142456961
But on the flipside, can good Christian women get used to seeing erect cocks, the epitome of male power?
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>>142456961
But they were raised that way.
Now imagine army that partly consists of horny teens. who actually aren't used to see people in skin-tight suits
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>>142457033
>good
>Christian
Pick one.
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>>142457076
Mr. Cohen is that you?
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>>142457076
That doesn't answer the question, my sacrilegious friend.
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>>142457076
Abu-Hajar pls
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>>142457033
She's pretty cute here. Whole thing out?

Also, it's still an unawnsered question whether she's 'good' or 'Christian'.

>>142456824
Ah I see, thanks.

I still don't think they ever really 'get used to it', but with mankind's appalling casualty rates, they really never bothered redesigning this aspect...

>>142456685
They really are.
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>Baneposting before Bane was cool
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>>142457641
Sagiri is a big fag.
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>>142456685
Yes!
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I completely forgot, but did Takeru meet Sagiri in Extra/Unlimited?
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>>142457821
What is that look she's giving him? Sadness? Sympathy? Disgust?
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>>142458268
Annoyed
>Class Rep is going to whine like a bitch once she finds out.
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>>142457821
yeah in her route in extra
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>>142438794
I like this idea. Agreed.

Though to be honest, I have a soft spot for those rare times she drops the act. It's opposite but alike that thrill you get when Beatrix to go pouty and needy on you.

The gap moe with these two girls is off the scale.
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>>142458849
hairy one is better.
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>>142458914
Not only is it a fake shoop, but German girls shaved.
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>>142459004
beato didn't shave her legs. she was hairy as an ape.it is known.
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>>142459144
Someone who gets western beauty product contraband doesn't shave their legs?
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>>142458914
post it then
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>>142459390
here is the harry version.
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>>142459871
Why is Roundabout so perfect?
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what is the point to muv luv now that age has gone all-ages. just let it die.
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>>142461466
I bet you like Michael Bay movies.
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>>142461657
>Michael Bay
i only liked The Rock
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Look at this pair! They are perfect for each other.
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ded thred
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Why is TE still more popular over in Japan than SM?

TE was kind of bad. The VN was generally panned and it's not like the anime was any better.
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>>142463573
The same reasons it was more popular over here.

Tell me, if SM is better, why did discussion die so fast?
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>>142463573
Why don't you look at what the Japs have to say about it:

http://futalog.com/410693731.htm

General consensus seems to be the TE had ero and SM did not.
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>>142463731

>シュヴァルツェスマーケンの大失敗でマブラヴシリーズがアニメ化することは今後0%になってしまった

>Luv anime has a 0% chance of happening now after the Schwarzesmarken debacle.
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>>142451631
>stasi break souls
>I don't sympathize with Lise and Beatrix

There is a major disconnect in this line of thinking somewhere.
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>>142463790
Kouki better deliver, the Japs really want their リィズルート.

It's funny how some of them are hoping that Katia isn't going to be the third route and that it will be もうひとつ.
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Look at that Pham, she really wants Theo's knife in her, doesn't she. Anime Lise is pretty tall though. I guess they did that to make her more intimidating/evil or something.
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Irisdina is a spawn of Satan!
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>>142373836
>>142374042
I am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yff2xOFo4mg
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>>142465141
>tiny Anette and Katia
>Lise as big as Sylwia and Pham

The fuck is going on here.
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>>142465551
>you will never pour the mayo on Lise's face and make her wash herself in front of a mirror to trigger her PTSD
>you will never give Lise a rock and tell her to smash something with it
>you will never say "what kind of faggot name is Theo?" in front of Lise
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Katia is only good for bullying.
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>>142466055
You're only good for prison.
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Why is Theo so kissable? I want to kiss him.
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>>142465668
I'm sure she could find it in her to forgive you for the first two after the panic attacks subside, but that last one would result in rat poison finding its way into your next meal.
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>>142466503
>anno domini 1984
>not having a plebe taste your foods for such a scenario
Orwell taught me right
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Can anyone ever be a better person than this heroic great man?
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>>142466635
How many Germans have you killed today?
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>>142466494
Lise pls stay
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>>142466635
Hear, hear brother. I cried watching his death.

>>142466653
You mean how many he saved. If not for the valiant efforts of this heroic man, Lise, Beatrix, and the other female stasi would be allowed to run rampant across the countryside torturing, murdering, and destroying the reproductive organs of anyone they so desired.
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>>142467009
Life begins at the other side of despair.
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>>142466635
>>142467009
I know you're doing this ironically, but it unironically sucks that there are animeonlies who hate Beatrix and Lise more than Axmann.
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>>142467074
If it makes you feel better, I love every girl in the series.
I just admire Axmann's skills in bullying girls.
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>>142467009
But he's the primary reason most of those girls are stasi in the first place. How does he answer for these crimes?
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I want to heckle Katia during her speech until she snaps like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDrgwZsGC9A
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What's the best way you can make Lise feel better?
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>>142467579
by shooting her in the head just like theo did.
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>>142467579
She exists and she finds it nauseating.
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>>142467579

Take her somewhere far away from Germany and the War, where she can lead a quiet, peaceful life and doesn't have to be fearful of anyone or anything.

Theo should probably be there as well.
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I want to bully both Beatrix and Irisdina until they find a way to get over their hatred for each other and unite in bullying me
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>>142467530

Maximum bullying scenario:

>put Beatrix in the audience
>strap her to the chair and remove all weapons
>give her a front row viewing of Katia's big speech
>give her an armed escort so nobody attacks her

Who would break first? Would Beatrix be able to bully Katia into a quivering mess, or would it be the major who'd lose her cool to Katia's perseverance.
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Where are the SM doujins?
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>>142468057
>that Gretel
Urge to headpat reaching critical levels
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>>142468078
It's mostly Irisdina shit with a speckle of Katia. The one BiS doujin they have is Lise x Jurgen for some bizarre reason.
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>>142468256
>Irisdina
Why? I like her, but she's the most bland-looking character in the entire series. She only had a cool design when she was younger.
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>>142468396
>I like her, but she's the most bland-looking character in the entire series
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>>142468396
Fucking hell that hand everytime
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Would Beatrix try to kill herself if you try to rape her so she would stay untouched for Jurgen?
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>>142468698
Jurgen is dead. His obsession with Beatrix has brought nothing but destruction - to Germany and his family.
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>>142468698
Possibly, but wouldn't it be better to replace Jürgen in Beatrix's hearth?
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Is it possible to mindbreak Axmann?
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>>142467579
Rub tummy if on a boat,
Warm tea to soothe sore throat

Pat head if on dry land,
If cold hold by the hand

Buy ribbons if feeling needy,
But don't let her get too greedy

Buy a ring if for her birthday,
So she knows you're here to stay
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>>142469050
I want to treat her like a princess and make her forget about all the horrible things
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>>142469050
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>>142468763
If there was a girl worth burning the world over, it would be Beatrix Brehme.
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>>142469573
I don't know what it feels like to execute people you swore to protect.
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>you will never punch Suzy in her whore face
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>>142469573
The fact that Beatrix would do the same for Jürgen, tells us quite a lot.
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How do you make Beato and Iris friends again?
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>>142470710
You lock them both in a padded room and tell them that they aren't coming out until they've made up.
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RIP, silver hussar! ;_;7
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>>142470938
>silver hussar

That one's new. Not bad though.
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>>142470710
You can't. Jurgen needs to be alive for that to happen.

Alternatively, you can nuke Best Germany to the stone age, since that is their current point of contention, and then stuff them inside the same cramped room as refugees. They'll either kill each other or make up.
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>>142470938
RIP? She's doing just fine.
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>>142469048

Yes. I think he'll cave pretty easily if you're torturing him and he realizes you don't want any information out of him. Once you start doing things that can't be un-done he'll start degrading himself to save his own skin, but it won't truly break him until he realizes all those things are worthless and you're just playing with him.
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>>142471211
>we'll be getting Beato bondage fanart this week if the commissioner drops by.
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>>142471350
>mfw he dies from a brain hemorrhage
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>>142471326
>Lise gives you tips on how to torture him in the new ways
Just imagine the cute but creepy smile on her face when she thinks of something.
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>>142470456
>trying to follow in Jurgen's footsteps
>by killing his sister
>by being pointlessly evil
>by indulging in the pain of others
>by torturing and murdering others for fun
>by trying to murder millions for no reason

Nah, she's just a shit human being. She doesn't really need an ulterior motive or grand scheme, she's just their to create carnage.
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>>142471766
>by killing his sister

stopped reading right there
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>>142471326

>put Axmann's feet in a microwave oven, cook them until they're tender and juicy
>unbind him, open the door to his cell and tell him he's free to go
>capture him when he's about to reach the gate
>make him march through the snow barefoot until his feet are bloody stumps

>Shine a laser in his eyes until he's blind

>put his hand in a monkey trap holding a hand grenade with no pin

>his jail cell is really just a locker, and he can't stand or lie down when he isn't being tortured
>drive nails into the thin metal walls of his cell

>give him a razor and force him to amputate his own penis
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>>142471766
She didn't mean to hurt anybody.
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>>142472096
Only Iris Anon, she did mean to hurt her.
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>>142472010
>give him a razor and force him to amputate his own penis
I'd gag his mouth so he couldn't influence Lise, and ask her to make fun of its size.
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So SM concludes that freedom and democracy are good and all, but never really addresses the fact that even relatively free and democratic societies suppress freedom in wartime, and that in this case it's arguably even more justified since humanity is literally on the line.

I know Beatrix and the stasi are consistently shown as being the absolute worst piece of human trash possible, but she's right.
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>>142472285
Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
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>>142472285
>before the anime
>people saying she's one of the most evil characters ever

>anime
>shows she's so evil that it's difficult to think of her as being a human

>after anime
>she's not that bad guys

You people never cease to amaze me.
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Irisdina is a shining light. I'd even say she's a light-bearer. She's a real angel. A bright star.
I wonder if she would beat me up once she understood what I'm saying about her
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>>142472767
Is this mouthbreathing hour?

She's evil, yes. No one is contesting this. The problem comes with how she was depicted in the anime, where anything that could contribute to a personality was changed to a Bond-tier villain, where in reality she was literally not that bad.
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>>142472285
So what you're saying is the things she's doing are bad, and wrong. You could almost say that they are badong.
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>>142472861
It's funny that I always thought of Beatrix as animu Xenia and Axmann as animu Trevelyan, at least initially.
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>>142472821
I like your subtle way of bullying her.

>>142472767
>>142472861
Before the anime there where two camps. The Beato is Evil camp and the Beato is pragmatic to the point of amorality camp. The anime just turned the latter into her defenders while it strengthened the formers opinion.
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>>142371836

posting best girls.
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>>142474183
So with all the bad niisans in SM, what would you do if you were Beatrix's older brother? Would you be able to do a better job then either Theo or Jurgen with their sisters?
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>>142474408

I'd try and keep her out of the Stasi, and I'd try and keep her away from our shitty father.

If everything went wrong and she still ended up in the stasi as a bereaved widow, I'd just send her little car packages every now and again and try to visit with her when I could.
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>>142474408
I would teach her how to shoot a nugget
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>>142474614
Well, being the oldest (and I'd hope most mature) child, Abel would likely turn to you for all the stasi or carrying on the family legacy crap, so just by existing, you'd save Beatrix.
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>>142474408
I'm going to do the smart thing like Ursula's dad did and smuggle her out of the country the first chance I get, before her nascent sociopathy has a chance to bloom. Otherwise, make sure that if she has to be Stasi, that she gets to serve in the HVA were she won't have to torture or kill anyone. At least if she does he job properly, we know how that worked out for Martin Schweppenstette.

Otherwise, if everything prior to '78 happens, then getting her to calm down is the first priority. But then again, having more family than only Abel and more loved ones than only Jürgen, will probably stop her descent into, well, whatever it is that she became.
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>>142394255
Be Katia Waldheim.
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>>142474848
I hate dogs.
I only accept parrots.
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>>142474908
I love dogs, but Katia is the one I would bully.
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>>142418736
Undying devotion to the ideals of the only person she has truly loved. This devotion was then twisted with grief and her lack of sympathy.

It also sounds like a desperate cry for help, but, like Macbeth, it was clear she was far too steeped in the river of blood, so there was no hope of salvation for her. ;_;
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>>142474408
Be there for her. In almost everything.
I'm not sure if I am correct, but from what I infer it's that she lived a terrible life up until then. It didn't look like anything made her happy until she met Jurgen. Ensuring she stays out of the STASI is a good idea also.

Maybe, just like Iris and Jurgen, move out and live together. Support her in everything and be there for her. Casually deny any urge to become a siscon.
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>>142475279

Well, if you're Beato's brother, you don't need to be a siscon. You can run interference on Iris and make she she behaves herself.

Think about all the trouble she can't get herself into when she has a dick inside her.

Think Iris is going to try and repair her relationship with her mom? Nope, she's going to fuck you silly on her mom's bed, squealing with guilty pleasure as you rub the bristles of Mercede's toothbruch across Irisdina's tight, pink butthole.
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>>142472767
It's almost like you're on the internet.
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>>142475037
>I won't satisfy any of your fetishes
What did she mean by this?
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>>142476460
It means you'll never replace Jürgen in her heart.
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>>142476460

>You look like the type of man who can't control his sexual urges.

http://www.age-soft.co.jp/Product/sm/wac/index.htm?process=7&escurl=../character10_esc.html
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>>142468396
What would it take to get Iris to braid her hair like she did in BiS?
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>>142476986
I want to bully that butt
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>>142468057
Chibi Gretel is 3cute5me
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>>142452639
4 3 2 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QFSpS8Kx6c
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>>142477228
Schweppenstette did nothing wrong!
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>>142452639
Who's stopping you?
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>>142476986
> No panties
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>>142468396
>Bundesadler
What's going on here
>>142469971
Gretel pls
just shoot her
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>>142477611
Socialism for the Plebs, Oligarchy for the Patricians.

Iris and Jürgen parents weren't politburo tier, but Joseph still was somewhat up on the totem pole.

In reality, shit writing. Just like the ML MfS insignia.
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>>142477776
Bravo japan

Yes I'm still mad over the Stasi logo
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>>142477936
There are no problems, kamerad
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>>142478076
Thats fanart Anon, look at the official art.
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>>142463573
Because maybe TE was actually bretty good? Have you considered that?

The VN had a troublesome release, but fixed itself up, and the anime was not panned either, it was well liked. The only people who seriously dislike TE with a passion are kids who think Cawadoody is a great game and have the emotional depth of a wet tissue.

Cute Yuuko btw.

>>142464009
They are like us!

Do they ever post comments from our threads?

>>142465141
>>142465551
The anime fucked something up, what else is new.
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>>142478076
>american eagle
>eye of providence
>fasces
How that can be part of the communist heraldry?
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>>142478229
No problems, kamerad
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>>142468763
.t Irisdina Bernhard

Go back to copying mommy dearest and her slutty ways now.

>>142467074
We have to live with this pain.

>>142466503
Seeable, actually.
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>>142478550
>Go back to copying mommy dearest and her slutty ways now.
t. beatrix using google translate

go back to copying your dad and becoming a state dog
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>>142469050
>Dr Seuss writes Muv Luv

I'm strangely okay with this.
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>>142478738
Says the other Nomenklatura-princess.

Go and make up with Beato Iris, its getting annoying.
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>>142474752
>At least if she does he job properly, we know how that worked out for Martin Schweppenstette.

Nigga, Martin was broken by the middle of the series. By the end, he limped back home like a zombie.

It's more fun to think of if Katia had been in this situation instead of getting to be smuggled West.
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>>142478764
>this 1 nigga stealing all my crops
Speaking of copying.
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>>142479132
This Nigra too!
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>>142475037
The...there is always hope anon...

;_;

>>142476144
I see you've given this some thought.

>>142476460
It's gap moe and fearection. You're scared as hell, but if you proceed anyway, you get rewarded. In this case, she proceeds to indulge one of your fetishes.

I'm still scared that she knew I wanted her hand around my throat. That's very...specific.

>>142477936
>>142478264
It's fair to be. A huge derp moment for sure.

>>142477315
Little to no video editing skills whatsoever, combined with a mania to get every single bit of pacing and timing absolutely right which never works out in the end.
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Inia, Cryska and Yui are my waifus.
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>>142479400
Get your own porn crops, commie-enabler
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>>142479524
>multiple waifus
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>>142479524
More than 1 waifu will end your laifu
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>>142479524
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>>142479782
>>142479697
>>142479665
Harem end is best end as it makes the Yui, Inia and Cryska happy.
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>>142479524
But none of these and more are your waifus.

They care nothing for you.
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>>142479855
How can one man be this delusional
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>>142479855
kill yourself
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>>142479782
Latrova taking Yuuya on a wild ride! Showing him how to be a man!

Yuuya making her a mom again!
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>>142480165
We need one of these pics with Latrova
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>>142480291
it's so easy to spot the same cuck posting the same shit to the same posts
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Holding hands with Gretel!
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>>142479543
Make me.
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>>142480403
>le
I don't get it, why do you keep posting these completely unfunny meme filenames that only serve to paint you as a redditor at worst and a crossboarder at best?
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>>142480329
Changing the filenames now is too much of a bother, bear with it please.
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>>142478229
Funnily enough, that's not the only problematic one. Besides as a self-declared people's republic, they'd be quite hostile to religion in general, they'd have probably just skipped over squadron number 666, or not attach special significance to it, since it smacks of sentimentary bourgeois thought and reactionary superstition.

Especially they would not have a cross in the squadron patch, nor a demon, nor encourage the nickname Beast Numbers. Moreover, a cross with fleur-de-ilis on it's tips.

Hell, even the Heergruppe Ost and Wes patches are wacky, since they have not only royalist heraldry on them, but that is specifically the Polish eagle.
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>>142481125
no, keep doing it so i can tell which personality you are since you don't use a trip

don't try to use my waifu for your usually inane posts by the way
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>>142481171
The should have used the DDR coat of arms more
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>>142480329
Wait, so who is he?

Who am I?

Who are you?
>>
ベアトのルートが確認され
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Question to the thread: does anyone know if the Superior can alter the base strains of BETA to a finer degree than say, slapping two of them together like the Laser Fort-class?

Perhaps say, granting Soldier-classes the flesh type of say, the Tank-class? Is it even possible?


>>142480539
I have my reasons.
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>>142481429
When? How?
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>>142481462
>I have my reasons.
If it took you 15 minutes to come up with that poor deflection, I don't think you do.

All I want you to do is stop shitposting with a best girl.
>>
>>142481429
Go on.
>>
>>142481703
I wonder if there's been any SDT templates created for any of the Schwarzesmarkens inb4 it's just Iris and Katia
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>>142481429
sure
I'll believe it when i see it
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>>142481395
>Who am I?
this guy apparently
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>>142481429
Finally, an HD scan! Thank you!

I thought it was clear her root was absolute love?

Could you do Pham-nee next? This one specifically >>142451631
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>>142481429
About as likely as my farts curing cancer.
>>
>>142481890
But I usually save the filenames people use. Only a few of those are me...
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>>142481946
>HD
I'm sorry? It looks like someone smudged vaseline on it and passed it through waifu2x
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>>142481994
>...
And you have to go back to Laos, Minh. The napalm just got ten feet taller.
>>
is anyone on discord chat for muv luv? the one that have some people from TL team on it?
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>>142482834
Discord chat? Where?
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>>142484969
Young Beatrix looks a little like Katia.

What are the chances adult Katia looks like Beatrix?
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>>142485056
>katia
>adult

she is dead Jim
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>>142485167
She flew to Argentina.
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>>142485056
>>142485167

Katja's got a rough life ahead of her in terms of appearance if she ever reaches adulthood.

>BETA Welcome!
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>>142485336
>implying
Merkel was always upholding the appearance of a troll.

Yes, even in her stasi informant days.
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The cutest
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>>142485315
>>142485336
Katia committed suicide after the fall of Europe
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>>142485716
>implying she wasn't the reason why Europe was saved
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>>142485716
I'm going through changes
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>>142485803
>saved
And the Beta stopped coming because she asked them nicely to right?
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>>142485803
>saved
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>>142485859
No, she made the best choices possible given their situation. She was also responsible for freeing East Germany from the machinations of a despicable madwoman and giving millions their future back.
>>
>>142485859
Yeah, she asked the big bulls known as "A. Antic and P. Cific" to tell the BETA to piss off.
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>>142485930
>Saved East Germany
>Overrun entirely by Baters
>Entire population became homeless starving migrants waiting to be saved by Americans, ostracized by West Germans and looked down upon by everyone else.

th-thanks saint Ursula
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>>142486019
How would militarizing the society helped when what they needed was to put all their resources in evacuating.
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I see Katiafags and Beatrixfags are arguing once again/
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>>142486019
You forgot the accompanying picture.

But yeah. The Pitmasters TSFiA really paints just how desperate some East Germans became. Worse yet, there's no guarantee things will be better even if they did flee.

>>142486182
They would have held ALOT longer than, say, effectively letting the Oder-Nessier line fall.

Remember that the Great Anti-BETA Jihad lasted for a VERY long time despite how rather ill-equipped the forces there were. With that much solid will power a country with greater armaments would have held up a bit longer, but perhaps not as long.

The question would be how would they get more expendable people.
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>>142486235
you sound like a peter puffer
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>>142486296
>The question would be how would they get more expendable people.

It's a plot point brought up when they go to Berlin that much of the country actually hasn't been mobilized and are clueless to the shit they're in thanks to Schmidt. Berlin is like a pocket of paradise with everything happening around it. So they aren't even giving it 100% because the stasi care more for holding on to power and lying to people then throwing everything into the war and potentially causing instability.
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>>142486296
Secretary General Gretel is leading the DDR Government-in-exile form Cuba
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>>142468057
Who does all the official chibi art for SM? They are adorable, especially Shiba Inu Katia.
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>>142486573
Gretel and Castro-chan?
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>>142486618
Mimizuki for the most part.

He also does BiS chibis >>142467891
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>>142486649
Yes
Change Honecker for Gretel on this image and we are done
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The cutest!
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>>142487904
Cutest, smartest, most loyal* SM

*Beatrix may contest this position
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>>142486019
Katia was the hero cucks deserve
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