Kumamiko

>>142076604
No they were eaten by yokai and bears

Yeah but it's usually just a part time job as a shrine janitor in modern Japan. Miko like Machi are rare.

There are plenty of Mikofags on /jp/.

>>142076604
They exist in my heart

Do priests really exist in modern America\Europe?

>>142076604
Are you retarded?

>>142076604
Nope, all bullied to death

>>142076604
What do you think? The shrines have girls from their family or hired part-time workers working as shrine maiden, but they are not the real deal from old times.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miko

>>142077049
>\
Use the forward slash, anon.

>>142077172
Im glad I wasn't the only one who was bothered by it

>>142077172
>>142077194
I always thought it was backslash
Now I know better

>>142077049
Nope, they have to be imported from Africa now. Just like the rest of Europe's working class.

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Do delinquents like Hibiki really exist in modern Japan?

>>142077679
You don't even need to go to Japan if you want your fix of quite literally cancerous, violent and abusive cunts who can't simply say what they feel.

Do anime girls really exist in modern Japan?

>there will never be a bath scene with Hibiki
Why even live?

>>142077121
>you will never make love to a pure shrine Miko who has never known the touch of a man before

;_;

>>142077740
You do if you want one with a natural hair color

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>>142078084

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Who in their right mind would buy a box full of suffering?

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>>142077121
This is not kawaii at all.

Do mikos fart?

>>142078862
Asians look disgusting 99.99% of the time.

Yellow Fever fags should kill themselves.

>>142079336
Women don't fart stupid

>>142076604
Yes but they only exist to sweep the shrines.

>>142078862
What? They're not so bad desu

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>>142081132
>yfw you realize mikos are just janitors that specifically work at shrines

>>142081711
Someone has to do it.

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>>142081659
Literally looks like this.

>>142077121
>expecting contemporary /a/ to have seen Lucky Star
Pshaw

>>142081741
"Grorious Nip peoper" are still better looking than their white equivalents.

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>>142079736
Compared to who?

2D, well duh.

Westerners? Nah, pic related

>>142076604
Only in Gensokyo. They say there's a way to go there, but you probably don't want to know.

>>142083784
h-how?

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>>142084186
It's a bit complicated, but I think you can do it.

>>142078719
Nobody, but enough people were not in their right minds to make Madoka successful, so here we are.

>>142081711
>they do it for free

>>142084306
this doesn't work

>>142084376
Keep trying!

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>>142079336

>>142084306
>Add 5 to 7 pennies (or copper coins of your country)
Pennies are no longer in circulation here and even if they were, they were literally 2% copper the last time they were minted.

>>142084782
The total copper content of the coin won't mean much as long as the cladding is close to pure copper. It's not like the whole coin will simply melt here.

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>>142085016
Just tossing some random facts out. When I found out they were discontinuing pennies, I wanted to do some research on them. I found out that in the roughly 150 years of minting them, the country went from using 98% copper to 2% and the coin itself shrunk by about half its diameter.

>>142085156
You sure do like to research. How about you do some research on my penis?

>>142085226
Anon that's lewd

>>142085226
Are you implying your penis is also half a pennie's diameter?

>>142086536
Kumamiko threads are a bully-free zone.

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>>142076604
This is a good crop. I like it OP.

How many dicks has Machi sucked by now?

>>142078719
but japan loves girls suffering, more if they are lolis

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In case someone still hasn't heard the full version of ED:
http://nico.ms/sm28891504

What happened to Machi's parents? Is she an orphan?

Machi es toda una putita.

>>142089686
no le digas asi hijo e puta

>>142088021

Is the CD out yet?

>>142090305
I think so.

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>>142079736
Not only do you have shit taste in girls. You have shit taste in woman.

Inb4 3dpd

>>142090712

Can't find it on Nipponsei though, probably not.

>>142076604
Of course, also Ninjas and Samurais do.

>>142076604
Only Kumamikos.

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>>142076604
Yes.

>>142096244
they have to learn cpr?

>>142078862
bucky a qt

>>142078719
Kills me inside every time thinking about how Natsu is going to die in a few years.

>>142078862
Only the one on the right is ugly though?

>>142096744
Every needs to.

Did you not take it during high school?

>>142084306
For anybody stupid enough to do this, don't. People who post shit like this should be banned.

>>142097221
Is this another "make mustard gas" thing

>>142096244
This is fucking bizarre.
I did a first aid course earlier today, and this is the second reference to CPR (training, moreover) that I've seen on 4chan in the short time since then.

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>>142097221
>>142097403
>not knowing gensokyo
>not knowing how to get there

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>>142076604

>>142097221
I can't imagine anyone stupid enough to do it being on /a/.
Suicidal, maybe.

>>142097221
>getting in god's way
You should be burned at the stake.

>>142097004
Brown bears live to be about 25 in the wild and Natsu has the internet so I think he'll be fine for another ten or so years right? He's as old as Machi or even younger, guessing from the flashbacks where he's tiny when she's loliformed.
>>142096244
goddamn those hair ties are the best
>>142097461
scientists figure the universe is a simulation so I guess they've decided its time to fuck with you a little
Then again if its a simulation then all women are 2D right?

>>142098259
She cant find the bug in her code?

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>>142098934
Fucking mischievous yokai are everywhere, man.

>>142076604
Last new year I was in japan and I visited shrine and bought a piece of paper from miko. Paper said I get good luck this year. It cost me like 200yen and now my year has gone pretty well so I guess it was a really good deal.

The miko tour is very popular among attractive young men from the ages of 18-30 in Japan. You start at the bottom and work your way up, visiting every shrine with mikos from Kagoshima to Hokkaido. The more you fuck, the better your score, but they're weighted so that fucking a slutty miko who sleeps with anyone who asks isn't worth as much as fucking a purer miko who only has sex with a few guys.

>>142097693
But isn't Gensokyo old and busted?
I thought boat girls overtook them ages ago.

>>142097221
So, I could tell that this would probably be dangerous, but I have no idea what it actually is that's going on. The fumes kill you, but what is it?

>>142100241
Not sure, but I assume it gives you permanent brain damage without killing you.

>>142097221
Uh, it does exactly what it says on the tin. It opens a portal to gensokyo.

>>142100241
Makes chlorine.

>one day until new Kuma Miko

Get ready boys, place your bets on what this episode will include

>Lewding the Miko
>the Miko suffering from social anxiety
>Miko fucking simple tasks up

>>142101059
I'll take
>advertisement for a new chain store

>>142101059
>Yoshio either being rapist shitlord scum or being a bro

That pattern looks kinda central asian to me

>>142097461
The truth is that none of us are real, we're just a simulation going on around you, and you're the only actual lab rat. There's entities watching your behavior right now who made a joke recently about how they're so good at this, they could program one of us to let you know it's all a farce, and you still wouldn't believe it.

>>142097461
That's called the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon.

>>142097693
Makarovs are cute.
The trip is easier if you use cute pistols.

>>142098259
How old is she?

>>142103733
43

>>142080396
>t.
Cancer.

>>142104180
I feel like it's spreading.

Neko miko Re-i-mu aishiteru

>>142102243
Penis grips.

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>>142105010
Fuck off
Reported for giving me the earworm again

>>142076604
only in gensokyo

>>142097221
no, poeple who ate stupid enough to fall for this shit shouldn't be using the internet. period.


that means you kiddo

>>142089686
>>>/int/>>> you spic fucker

>>142097221
(You)

>>142097221
the population mean in /a/ is highter that /b/ I believe so is unlikely that some random fag try doing it without know about "4chan crystals" at least or this >>142098597

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>>142076604
Yes.
My sister had been a part time miko.

>>142089734
>>142106889
Yo se la meto todita, le haria la del colibri.

>>142089686
Habla bien, hijoputa.

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Next ep teasers.

>>142097221
No, the people who are dumb enough to follow those instructions that should be banned.

>>142113156
>more delinquent

Nice.

>>142113156
>more Hibiki
Yes. I get an incredible erection every time she physically abuses Machi.

>>142113249
I agree with you, but there could be some poor disadvantaged fuck who never had the chance to receive a proper education due to circumstance.

>>142113156
>more shrooms

>>142113156
>142113531
>Meganeko miko

YES

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>>142113156
Is that machi wearing glasses?