Re:Zero

>>141236942
I would rape as many girls as possible and then kill myself. Same, thing, same day, different girls. I would eventually make it into a points game as to how far I had to go to rape the girls and what standing they held in society

>>141236942
Yes, I honestly do. If I was dying repeatedly I can safely say I wouldn't be thinking with my dick.

>>141237114
But neither is he, he's thinking with his heart. Granted that's basically just as bad.

Nope, I'd start getting unstable after the first few deaths.

I'd at least experiment outside the scope of getting in half-elf bitches panties with one of my extra chances at life.

>>141236942
probably

>>141236942
I would accept my fate in the new world and start from scratch trying to make a decent honest living, then die old and take my curse to the grave
and I just realized that I'll probably be brought back and forced to live through it all over again

>>141237566
It's not a bad strategy, you could use those decades to become a kung fu master or learn magic

Or at least learn how to read. You could even research the conflict on your own and respawn with confidential knowledge. Who knows what you'd find out twenty or thirty years after the fact?

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>>141236942
after selling my phone to some rich fuck I would probably buy an apartment and become a landlord for a living
(apartments were a thing back then right?)

>>141236942
I don't know if I'd do better, but I'd definitely be less chuuni about it.

his position is too exaggerated. it's like light torture porn. there's no point of thinking of it in a way that puts yourself in his shoes.

>>141236942
Yeah, he's a fucking retard.

>HAVE YOU GOT THE GUTS
>TO DO
>THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS?

Nope. But he is still a dumbass for several reasons.

>>141237810
you're right,it's not as bad as I thought,you could probably become a god if you did it for long enough,but you'd also need to find a way to get rid of the curse's stench so that people don't notice

I can certainly have less deaths than him, because I wouldn't help Emilia after the first death. Actually, I probably wouldn't have ever come across her in the first place.

Is there any evidence for whether the curse would let Subaru run away from it all or not?

>>141239713
There's an entire spinoff for him running away with Rem for an entire lifetime.

>>141236942
If I'm being honest with myself? Probably worse.

>>141236942
Probably the same but with shitty one liners while I'm dying.

Anyone who thinks they'd do significantly better is just a lying faggot.

Yes, Subaru acts like an idiot and spouts memes, but he's not retarded. Most of his plans and such are pretty reasonable.

He's also likely more athletic than 99% of /a/.

Most of us would probably die just as much, and just spout less autistic stuff while doing it.

>>141236942
A little better. I definitely would not be killing myself in order to fix the past or anything like that since there's always the risk that my powers could just stop working and then i'm legit dead.

But after my first couple of deaths I'd start documenting major events, thinking about how to recreate them and try to go for the best outcomes if possible. I'm also a lot physically weaker though so I'd have to figure out something to make up for it. Probably find or make an emergency shiv at least.

>>141236942
I wouldn't waste precious time being a shitty butler.

Requesting to be the assistant of the Librarian Beatrice would be a much better use of time.

I could get access to books this way and training from Beatrice to be a better assistant by being tutored in writing and reading, whereas compared to Subaru's current position, he barely has a few hours before bed to learn how to read or write.

>>141240638
>But after my first couple of deaths I'd start documenting major events, thinking about how to recreate them and try to go for the best outcomes if possible.
Subaru does this though.
>I definitely would not be killing myself in order to fix the past or anything like that since there's always the risk that my powers could just stop working and then i'm legit dead.
He killed himself like, what, once? And that's because it was a loop with literally no viable future.

>>141240386
Pretty much this. And you could argue that sticking with Emilia makes the most sense, dick/heart aside, as she's the only person he's met that can help him with his situation magically/is willing to take him in (though I guess there's Reinhard if he'd had the chance to choose).

>>141236942
My smartphone is at least better than Subaru.

Also, the importance of a camera in a world without cameras is very downplayed by Sabaru.

In the old days, intel of enemy fortresses and bases could only be done by first hand sight by spies and only be described through words or quick sketches by spies with good drawing ability.

A camera is much more convenient than on the demand sketching and bonus points, the image is in color.

Also, Wanted Posters sometimes fail to depict what the actual Wanted Person looks like so a camera is also handy for wanted criminals or wannabe bounty hunters.

>>141240894
Isn't it common sense to head to an adventure's guild first to gather information?

Subaru made the mistake of going to places like bars for information.

You don't really want to go to place that serves alcohol for information unless you are strong enough.

Most fiction shows that guilds don't allow alcohol on premises with the exception of KonoSuba since it was Half Guild/ Half Restaurant.

>>141241127
Is there even an adventure guild in this series? Because I don't remember Subaru ever going to one.

>>141241017
Totally agree with this. Only downside I can think of is that as soon as the battery dies the magic is done. Unless he also got one of those mechanical emergency chargers.

>>141241017

Good luck recharging your smartphone smart ass.

>>141241127
>Isn't it common sense to head to an adventure's guild first to gather information?
We don't even know if those exist. And how would Subaru, with no money, reading/writing, or knowledge/background do anything there?

He has absolutely nothing to his name or no abilities that would get him work, beyond his phone, which he only knows is worth anything due to the fact he decided to help Emilia.

>>141241017
A phone with a limited battery life doesn't mean shit in anything you said, beyond selling it to a black market merchant.

>>141237012
Underrated post

>>141241274
Guilds often provide information for free.

Bars require money and muscle and possibly intimidation to get what you want.

The checkpoints being virtually arbitrary in creation makes loops hard to exploit as is. Things only go that well because of luck.

>>141241413
>go to adventure's guild (which might not even exist)
>don't know where you are, what the fuck is going on, anything about this world
If you start asking for a world map, world history, or anything that you need, they'll just stare at you like you're crazy and kick you out once they see you're useless.

Those guilds are in place for actual adventurers looking for job information. They're not a seminar of geography/history/society.

>>141236942

If I was Subaru I would never have the return by death in the first place. I wouldn't trigger any Emilia/Satella flags at my first encounter.

>>141241285
Your post sucked anon

>>141241546
>tfw crazy ass yandere elf witch will never love you enough to make you suffer infinite

feels bad man

>>141241535
Except in fiction, a lot of low level quests in adventure's guild is essentially being a bodyguard or tour guide and the payment fee doesn't always have to be money.

Helping someone acquire common herbs in a nearby forest in return for a cheap potion or common good is a common occurrence.

Subaru could have offered his bowl of instant ramen and bag of chips in exchange for anybody wanting an easy quest to do.

>>141241777
Speaking of those, does he ever get to eat them?

>>141236942
No, because he's already putting in the effort to learn the local language and writing and I can't even be assed to learn a second language no matter how cool or useful I think it'd be

>>141241809
It seems the bowl of instant ramen was never used and only one timeline were the bag of chips actually eaten.

>>141241863
Man, that sucks.

>>141237012
>I would rape as many girls as possible and then kill myself. Same, thing, same day, different girls. I would eventually make it into a points game as to how far I had to go to rape the girls and what standing they held in society
I can't believe that this concept still hasn't been explored in anime yet. Obviously if your actions were robbed of their consequences then you'd begin to question your moral precepts.

I suppose it's just too dark for an anime and too deep for a hentai series.

>>141241898
Pretty sure the Steins;Gate VN had something like this, maybe I am just missremembering it though.

>>141236942
I would be robbed by the thugs with no one to help me and become a homeless faggot for the rest of my life.

>>141236942
Isn't that the point of the series that he's a borderline retard?

>>141241898
>too dark
Even Undertale explored this concept, with the main villain saying he started out as a hero but got so goddamn bored he started killing people for fun

It's pretty much the obvious conclusion to save-scumming. If actions were devoid of consequences shit would get dark fast

>>141241985
Are you that much of a dumbass like Subaru to wander dark alleyways always from busy public streets?

Not even I would do that in real life or are you telling me you like to walk in shady parts of town?

>>141241863
or it could have been destroyed at Elsa encounter where Reinhart used his SS to destroy the entire house.

>>141241955
No, Okabe doesn't rape anyone. He just repeats everything in the last day to escape from reality and eventually went mad from the sheer repetition. Maybe he would rape Suzuha for real if S;G was 18+.

>>141242065
In Subaru's defense, he's Japanese. You ever walk around dark alleys there? It's surprisingly safe and comfy.

I am surprised Subaru didn't try selling his tracksuit.

If I was wearing a tracksuit like Subaru, I would head to a fancy clothing store or find a merchant who deals in clothing and show off my tracksuit.

If the clothing store owner or merchant gets interested in the concept of a tracksuit, I would try selling it for as high as possible in exchange for money and regular clothing.

>>141242116
Well no, but doesn't he push Daru in front of a bus or something because he got bored by all the shit repeating. Has been way too long since I read it so I guess it's time for a re-read.

>>141236942
I don't think so, no.

Excluding his chuuniism, he didn't take that much of wrong steps

>>141242040
>Even Undertale explored this concept, with the main villain saying he started out as a hero but got so goddamn bored he started killing people for fun
Weirdly, rape is often treated as a more dark subject than murder.

Imagine if Frisk had the option to rape Toriel in Undertale. People would be horrified.

>>141242226
I hope Subaru will grew out of his chuuni phase quickly. He died multiple times already, and he still doesn't take his position seriously.

>>141242386
Sex is all sorts of taboo. A child killing someone is more understandable than a child fucking someone against their will

Call it cultural hang-ups

>>141236942
Majority of /a/ would do better than this shitty self insert. I fucking bet even MAL and reddit could do better.

>>141242429
He drops a lot of it during arc 3 when things really get horrific.

>>141242490
>being this delusional

I have a similar reckless abandon with women, and I appreciate his candor.

>>141242429
>I hope Subaru will grew out of his chuuni phase quickly. He died multiple times already, and he still doesn't take his position seriously.
I think there will eventually be a time where a save point moves ahead before he wants it to and that'll be the impetus for a quick downward spiral in his mood. Just guessing though, I haven't read the WN.

>>141242429
Well, a lot of it goes, but you also need to think a lot more seriously about when something is ACTUALLY chuuni vs when it's a mask he puts on because he'd go insane otherwise or at least MORE insane. Because he's constantly on the edge of a pretty bad fucking precipice that goes on forever, and he gets the sense at some point that if he lets himself totally lose it there really isn't anything that's going to save him. He could go into a cycle and just suffer eternally. Trying to assume some role and give himself some purpose or pretend it's "not very serious" or "I'm a chosen one I can figure out something" sort of blurs from genuine to "desperately clinging onto something".

>>141243560
I guess it's just his interaction with Emilia. He always turned into a retarded mouthbreather when she's around. He's not like that with the other girls.

I'm starting to wish for her to become less relevant.

>>141242547
Would you say he's literally you?

>>141243983
I would say he is figuratively me

>>141236942
Subaru's problem is that he charges headfirst into situations that get him killed.

So all you have to do to do better than Subaru is not be a retard. If you know there are punks looking to mug you in a dark alley, don't go into the dark alley. If you know someone's going to try to kill you if you enter the loot house, don't enter the loot house. If you know someone's going to murder you in cold blood at a mansion after 5 days, maybe it'd be a good idea to get the fuck out of there and never associate with those psychopaths.

Anyone who values their own life can do better than Subaru.

>>141244171
>avoid all those situations
>live some meager life as a peasant somewhere, since realistically you're worthless
>die somehow, maybe violently, maybe old age
>reset to the save point because yandere witch

You can choose to avoid those situations, but you'll never progress by doing so. And just living mediocre lives (no money, contacts, knowledge, skills, etc) will become old and likely drive you insane very quickly.

Not to mention the number of trial by error deaths you'll likely go through just learn how to live an average life in a medieval fantasy world with no help, friends, money, or anything.

Is that really doing better?

>>141244418

Compared to endless suffering? Yes.

>>141244171
>If you know there are punks looking to mug you in a dark alley, don't go into the dark alley.
He learnt that one the hard way, but he did at least eventually learn to deal with that situation.
>If you know someone's going to try to kill you if you enter the loot house, don't enter the loot house.
I mean I've just discovered I'll be reset to the same spot if I'm killed anyway but fuck trying to save that qt girl's life or anything lol
>If you know someone's going to murder you in cold blood at a mansion after 5 days, maybe it'd be a good idea to get the fuck out of there
On the last night? It's an interesting thought. If I were him I'd hide somewhere and try to get a glimpse of the killer so that I at least know who it is.
>and never associate with those psychopaths.
That use of plurals is either a spoiler or you're way too distrusting of other people.

>>141244717
The killer is the red man

>>141244558
But isn't dying and losing the entire life you worked for over and over only to be put back into that alley endless suffering?

Some lives you might die of old age as a farmer. Others you might simply die in a mugging a few days later. Some deaths might be horrible and slow, others fast. And you'll never move towards figuring your situation out.

There's still suffering.

>>141244815

What makes you think you won't trigger autosaves? You have to follow the plot exactly the same as Subaru to move forward? By that logic no one can do better than Subaru.

>>141244171
>If you know someone's going to murder you in cold blood at a mansion after 5 days, maybe it'd be a good idea to get the fuck out of there and never associate with those psychopaths.

Doesn't work out so well

>>141245128
Except he hung out around the mansion instead of outright leaving.

It's even more suspicious.

>>141236942
Better?
No, not really.
Less stupid and inept when communicating with others?
Definitely.

Don't get me wrong, I have my own problems that would get me in some serious shit in his situation but I damn well know I could communicate and relate to people better than this sperg.

>>141244717
>I mean I've just discovered I'll be reset to the same spot if I'm killed anyway but fuck trying to save that qt girl's life or anything lol
But muh "every life could be the last one"

This MAD of the LN is pretty good.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7LmykLhjM0s

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>>141237012
STRENGTH OF DEMI-GODS

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>>141236942
I'd probably just keep beating my head against a wall until I get what I want. I have a high tolerance for pain, grinding, and save scumming.

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>>141236942
Nope, he has the average wit, above average willpower and thought process of an average /a/non. Anyone who says otherwise is really thinking too highly of themselves

>>141246643
Not bad.

>>141236942
Not at all. I'm certain I could do better in some areas, but for the most part I'd probably have less success than Subaru overall.

>>141246826
The average anon hides their power level, and does not let chuuni shit affect their behavior while amongst the normalfags.

>>141246826
You say that, but intellectually I am not average.

I am definitely smarter than Subaru, though I am admittedly probably weaker physically since he's apparently in pretty good shape. Willpower wise we're probably about the same.

So overall I'd say we probably even out somewhat but I think I would be able to figure out solutions to the problems that come up more quickly than him.

>>141246643
I miss heavy object.

>>141246643
I don't think that music is fitting for this series.

>>141246948
Granted you don't know what his motives behind his chunni shit are, its a rather good assessment.

>>141246989
>Willpower

Do you really think that you can get gutted multiple times and still be sane?

>>141246989
Anon, willpower doesn't work the same way in real life as it does in fiction.

I suspect most people would just abandon Emilia at some point, it just gets too tough.

I suspect that after a few drawn out deaths you would start having pretty severe mental issues as well.

>>141247049
>getting gutted multiple times

Once would be enough for me, fuck that loot house. Half-elf Megumin and Felt are on their own.

>>141246810
You lost all progress though, you grind to level 2 you'd still be back at level 1 when you savescummed.

>>141247162
Later on in the story you'd find out that she was hired with a bounty on your head.

So you're fucked eitherway.

>>141247049
>Do you really think that you can get gutted multiple times and still be sane?

Yes actually. I'm pretty sure I could handle it.

>>141242040
>If actions were devoid of consequences shit would get dark fast
i'm sure some higher-being will get a real kick denying the savescum ability after you beat your rape hiscore the tenth time.

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>>141247222
Really? Are you sure about that? Man who probably yell out profanities when he stubs his toe or gets a deep papercut?

>>141247209
>fucked either way

Elsa route? Yes please. I will fight in order to be fucked the other way.

>>141247362
Well she does have a thing for necrophillia. So youre not completely wrong. It sucks you won't be alive when it happens though.

>>141247400
It takes a while to die from gut wounds anon, it's not like your chinese cartoons.

>>141247438
You don't know what the definition of necrophillia is do you?

>>141247438
Is that even a good thing?

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>>141247438
>Dying bodies = Dead bodies

What?

>>141247209
>bounty on your head

How did Subaru get out of that? I thought she didn't show up again until arc 4. She can't be too difficult to evade if you know how she'll find you.

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>>141247049
>>141247117
There's a wide range of pain thresholds and you can normalize/numb yourself to anything. I had chronic appendicitis for several years. No physicians realized it because I just put up with the pain when you're normally buckled over. As a child a bully stuck a needle in the back of my neck while I was playing a card game. He was planning to just prick me and laugh when I jumped, but because I just kept playing he got the whole god damn needle in.

Professional wrestlers get banged up on nightly basis. They just take some painkillers and keep performing even when they need major surgery.

After dying once or twice, and knowing exactly what the pain is like and how long it lasts, I could believe a person can endure confronting a quick death. It's not like being lit on fire or skinned alive or crucified.

>>141247527
I'm no expert, but isn't it better to get them while they're still warm?

>>141247593
Because the person who put that bounty resides in the mansion.

Hint: Its nobody living in the mansion

>>141247600
>lit on fire
That's considered one of the most painful ways to die right?

>>141247603
Some people like to get them when they're cold. Not to mention even if your body still retains heat you'd still be dead with no brain activity.

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>>141247175
I mean more abstractly information and experience. Like knowing how someone telephones their punches, or leaving bobby traps in just the right place.

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>>141247600
>It's not like being lit on fire or skinned alive or crucified.

Boy do I have news for YOU

>>141247671
Doesn't he already practically do all that in the first episode onwards?

>>141247625
I don't understand how stealing an insignia has anything to do with Subaru.

>>141246727
What the fuck is that pic...

>>141247781
Just a peaceful oni

>>141247671
Are you and me watching the same show anon?

>>141247717
It doesn't, but it does have to do with him being summoned into that world though.

>>141247781
Its a picture of the cute maid girl.

>>141247816
So how does the bounty on his head coincide with stealing the insignia? Elsa didn't even know who he was.

>>141247880
It has nothing to do with the insignia. But it has everything to do with his respawn ability and why he was summoned into that world in the first palce.

>>141236942
Atleast I won't be a shitty meme/game spouter like this shitter. God is he insufferable this two episodes for not knowing the gravity of his situation

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>>141247816
I'd like more trap-laying.

>>141240870
I have a strange feeling we may see this in a future episode, assuming suburban-kun can stop trying to fuck the meidos and elf and focus on what the fuck he can do to become useful.

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>>141247625
>Hint: Its nobody living in the mansion

Well you aren't wrong

>>141247928
>trap-laying

This I too would also like, but I haven't read the WN so I'm pretty sure he's going to do that at some point. I mean he specialises in "debuff magic" so.

>>141248052
He's shit at magic

>>141248088
I know that, but his "low affinity" doesn't mean him using magic isn't completely useless right? No spoilers either please.

>>141247600
>not like being lit on fire or skinned alive or crucified.

Hoh boy.

>>141247781
A maid doing her duties.

>>141237877
Taverns I'm guessing are the closest.
You could make a fortune by offering PERMANENT housing for much lower prices.

>>141247317
So? Just kill yourself and sleep forever. You've lived so long it'd be like taking a much needed rest.
That's how I'd see it at least.

>>141248240
>Kill yourself
>It respawns you AFTER the rape

What now?

>>141248289
Then I have a savepoint and continue my rape spree.

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>>141247928
>trap-laying

You need a different series.

>>141248315
>Thighs man

Oh lord is it no longer on haitus?

>>141248340
Up to chapter 56.

>>141248382
Back to reading again then.

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>>141248311
You are one cold-hearted sone of a bitch.

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>>141241898
But it has been.

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>>141241898
>too deep for a hentai series

You've been reading the wrong kinds of hentai then.

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>>141248474
No death= no consequences, I'd assume most people would turn out like that after a while. It doesn't matter anymore.
Nothing would matter anymore so you might as well indulge yourself. Even if you have a change of heart you can find a way out of it.

>>141248569
Dunno about you but I'd still have my virtues and morals to uphold. I'd probably throw my life away for a bad of chips if I had the ability to respawn.

>>141241898
You can literally just google timetravel and timestop hentai and you'd find a shitton of results.

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>>141248635
Haha, to each their own I suppose.
The thing with respawning is that you can do anything really. You get to play the bad cop for a few lifetimes, then the good cop, then neutral, then everything else.

Personally I love the idea of breaking a princess for untold ages and then turning around and becoming her husband, best friend or even a court jester, then killing yourself to torture her for years. She would have no idea.
My guess is that people would just stop being people at some point.

>>141248765
I guess, once you become numb to something you don't really feel any backlash from it.

>>141248765
I think it would really depend on the person, wouldn't it?

I'd probably try about every shitty thing I ever felt like I wanted to try and had the stomach for, although I can imagine people truly being "moralfags" about it or really being determined to make something good out of what they were doing or achieve some greater outcome.

Like, are you playing the game of life with an arbitrary start, or are you somehow missing a "save" point?

Can you perhaps begin playing some other game at some point?

Even the most feckless and gormless sadist will probably accumulate enough of a sense of boredom and overall experience to transcend this kind of experience you speak of. Even if only for the sake of greater acts of self aggrandizement and sadism on a truly cosmic scale.

Or you might want to make an end of desire, but that's all Buddha type shit. I'd cross that line when I came to it, and probably well after I was truly God, the Demiurge, or the Devil.

Another fun alternative would be incarnating as either random people who are at very least not downgrades from your mental and physical abilities in your last life, either related to you or not. But in the same world over a course of time. You could appreciate your accomplishments in the past knowingly, and either reveal or not reveal the fact that it's you.

Why is it in every Re:Zero thread there is alot of talk about deep shit?

>>141249564
Because it explores the depth of your morality; what would become of someone if there were no consequences to speak of.
>>141249036 had a good point

>>141241898
The problem is that there's no guarantee that that he can savescum indefinitely. He has no real control over the ability and no idea when the "save point" changes, so there's no guarantee he can just reverse the consequences whenever he wants to.

>>141248122
Alright, his "affinity" makes him really, really shit at magic.

>>141236942
Subaru is legitimately retarded and always makes the most retarded choices too. Him surviving Elsa was entirely sheer luck.

>>141250423
He didn't survive Elsa though he would have been dead if Emilia wasn't there.

>>141246826
I'd probably figure out the situation a tad more quicker than Subaru. Though I'd be hard-pressed about willpower and physical strength.

>>141248122
WN reader here.
No spoilers huh? How's this
He got the absolute shit end of the genetic pool for magic. BUT....

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>>141250551
>but....

He is blood-related to Jackie Chan.

Are there any fab translations anywhere?
Illegal, of course. But also don't feel like waiting 2 months for yen press

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>>141250622
>Jackie Chan

Edits when?

>>141250660
Nope, none as of yet.

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>>141250622
Does he use ladders while protecting a baby when wanting no trouble?

>>141236942
Absolutely.

>>141250751
Technically, after arc 3 he does almost exactly that.

>>141246826
I'd probably try out alot more routes compared to MC but by the end of it I'll probably receive poorer results from it.

>>141247209
Well shit.

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>>141250687
We don't need any edits, this shit is chock full of jackie chan antics.

>>141250622
>>141251033
This Jackie Chan shit kinda pisses me off, honestly. He's just some dude, not a fucking black belt in table fu.

>>141251150
This is young stuntman Jackie Chan getting his ass beat by Bruce Lee tier. He has yet to prove himself as the post ladder/tablemaster Jackie Chan as of yet. But from what I heard from people talking about the WN be does become one.

>>141251150
He's Japanese you dolt. That's just how they roll I imagine.

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>>141251150
I dunno anon, japs can think up and do some crazy shit.

>>141251033
I've been doing that kind of shit since I was 10

>>141251495
Kicking tables and blocking thrown knives? Were you on pills while these things happened?

>>141251495
When did you discover your powers?

>>141251495
Was it also a hologram?

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>>141251557
You may be a crossbaorder but holy shit did you get me with that reference.

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>>141251532
>>141251538
I use this. My imouto does the stabbing.

>>141251603
It takes a crossboarder to know a crossboarder.

>>141251612
What sort of fucked up household did you live in to be trying to prevent getting stabbed by your sister using tables?

>>141251666
Hey man, I like my vidya as much as I like my anime. Is taht not a good balance?

>>141236942
Maybe just a bit but I sure won't fare any better than him but unlike him I would decide to abandon emila eventually.

>>141251667
Do you have siblings

>>141247209
So you're telling me he was marked for death from the start?

>>141251714
Two younger sisters and a family freind taht visits every weekend. Except I'm not an absolute douchenozzel towards them to warrant such a reaction.

Tonight is going to be good. We will see how vicious and evil rem is.

>>141251762
You should finger them to teach them a lesson anon.
That'll show them and earn the respect you deserve.

>>141251726
Basically.

>>141251776
I think you replied to the wrong anon.

>>141251765
Oh god I can't wait for the animefags reactions.

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>>141251765
And the best part is that you will always know she has evil and vicious intentions, no matter what she says or how cute she looks.

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>>141251853
Is this all fake to you?

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>>141251765
I'm waiting for people to hate her then love her. It will be glorious.

>>141251853
It's just a misunderstanding.

>>141251952
As of now yes, so don't spoil me.

>>141251762
I have 2 brothers. We used to throw knives at each other when it got rough. Hence why I asked. I guess all families are different.

does subaru's phone battery % reset when the world resets?

>>141236942
No, but then again I fucking hate this entire SAO rip off

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>>141251765
Vicious girl is best girl. Would gladly get brutally murdered for her.

>>141237012
The witch won't like it

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>>141252011
>We used to throw knives at each other when it got rough

What the fuck?

>>141252022
Yes it does. It's the same with photos.

>>141252011
Why does it remind me of that one episode of that TV show on Disney where two brothers in a foreign country threw knives at each other in a bazaar?

>>141252064
Ok, I'm assuming my family wasn't normal then. But I can tell you I threw my fair share of chairs and flipped up a few tables in self defense over the years.

>>141252100
I think you should look into the prospective jobs of being a stuntman

>>141252100
I mean sure, I've gotten my fair share of stuff thrown at me such as stillettos, really shart art prodjects and household appliances but KNIVES? Do your parents not care that there ware lethat weapons being thrown about all willy-nilly aound the house?

>>141252165
The extent of my dexterity was limited to being half decent at DDR. I don't really think I would make a good stuntman. I guess I was just arguing that it's easy to hold up a table and sort of use it as a shield without much practice.

>>141252249
It happened only on a few occasions, not really a consistent thing, but still left me with some strange memories

>>141252274
Sounds to me like you hard years of practice kicking tables in the air to block thrown knives. Given how you described your family situation it probably happened often.

is this the LN adaptation with good suffering dosages?

>>141252357
It amps it up every arc. With the most recent chapters of the WN nothing much hasn't happened since all the shit went down but everyone is paranoid.

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>>141251853
Rem is a very loving woman and you don't know shit.

>>141252274
Not him but I am having a hard time believing that you had the reaction time and expertise to block knives mid-air which I assumed were thrown at you with full force by kicking tables to intercept them. Without repeated occurances and practice.

>>141251952
Cute.

>>141252596
It was pretty much a circus. We were called the "<lastname> mad house" by family friends.

Spoil me LN fags, why was he summoned to that world?

>>141253686
We don't know. It's still an absolute mystery. But we do know who summoned him but there are so many possible theories as to why. One likely theory is that the respawn curse is to morph him into the perfect husbando.

>>141253686
Dunno but we know that the person who summoned him was the Witch Of Envy who is the equivalent to satan in that world.

So you'll just have to wait for more of the WN and LN readers to read the latest chapters when the author uploads them.

>>141253774
>>141253836
Thanks, hope it isn't because 'I summoned you to defeat me' bullshit.

>>141254054
Nah, that's for Reinhardt to do. MC isn't the MC to his own series.

>>141247209
But why?

>>141254832
You'll find out.

>>141247781
Literal wife material

>>141249564
Morality mostly.

>>141252100
well me and my brother got into knife trowing matches, but we didnt throw them at each other, usualy, just at trees

>>141246826
I wouldn't need more than 4 tries to find out that I've been respawning. Probably 3 at most though I would attemt to purposefully kill myself at the second loop. I probably wouldn't be able to bear the pain of being gutted alive though, I've been impaled once in my life, I don't need it to happen again.

>>141255307
You've been impaled?

>>141255334
Javelin tossing is serious buissness bruh.

>>141252549
When does she die? I'm still reading through the third part.

>>141244880
He won't trigger auto saves because a certain yandere witch won't do it. He's in the new world for a reason, and the reset is there for him to go down a specific path.

>>141245454
Except he interactions with people just fine and is practically bros with every character outside he crazies by the and of the 3rd arc. You sound like be more of an asshole then anything else.

Have any of you guys ever had a dream where you die in the end? Shit is horrible and if you're not aware it's a dream it's even worse. But then you wake up and everything is fine again. So yeah, I would say he can do better.

>>141236942

Honestly, I would probably just train gradually like the guy in All You Need is Kill. Not to make myself hyper-broken or anything, but because it is absolutely clear that I completely lack the basic skills to survive in a swords-and-sorcery world.

Like, logically the best option would be to resolve things in the same paradigm as everyone else. You now have infinite time to get yourself up to at least basic competency, so what's the hurry?

I mean, dying really fucking sucks. I would probably be completely supine from the sheer agony of my first death.

>>141257978
>Have any of you guys ever had a dream where you die in the end? Shit is horrible and if you're not aware it's a dream it's even worse.
I always seem to conveniently wake up a moment before severe pain would have kicked in. I've had a dream where I've 'woken up' into another dream a few times before though. That sense of being trapped in an unknown reality and 'loading to a save point' against your own control can be a truly horrifying experience so it's something I can really empathise with Subaru about.

How long until the airing?

>>141258949
~2 hours 15 mins

>>141237114
this

>>141238339
The curse stench apparently only gets stronger each time you die so you should be good as long you don't die.

But then again, everyone who isn't Subaru would do better seeing as they wouldn't be constantly chasing after Emilia and getting fucked over.

>>141246826
I wouldn't keep going to the same point of my death even once, if I even remotely found out, "oh that route leads me to death" I wouldn't do it, it's something called rational thinking

>>141243670

I don't really understand why he's putting her on a pedestal like that. It's not like there aren't equally attractive girls about.

>>141259760
Not to mention he should have realized that being with Emilia keeps killing him and he should haul ass from that mansion ASAP.

>>141259860

Yeah, I mean, I think you'd draw a correlation!

All his deaths stem directly from the fact he's hanging around her. Shit's fucked.

>>141259760
Unless, its something magical causing him to fall in love with her.

>>141259887
It's a metaphor for dating and marriage

>>141236942
Well I'd certainly be taking it a lot more seriously and being much more cautious than what he's being. Although there seems to be too many unknown variables to the point it would be hard to build a solid plan around unless, like him, you just die over and over again until you figure it out. Honestly though it feels like he just makes things much worse by putting himself in these bad situations by associating with dangerous people. Still though, don't know the true conditions of his curse. It would be fucked up if you went years building a life only to die and end up at the beginning because of an unknown trigger.

>>141259887
I start to think that the witch has warped his mind when she transfered him.

Can't read the LN or WN so I can't be what is actually th clue for this supposed strangeness.

Yes. I would find a way to meet up with the witch(?) from the first episode, tell her of my power and offer to be her ally. Her side clearly has its shit together. Emilia's side is too incompetent to deserve to win, and I have no more reason to support her than the witch.

>>141259976

Honestly, I'd have lit out on her after the big brawl with the assassin. Maybe asked the Sword Sage to put in a good word for me, let me get into the Academy or something.

Fuck, I'd have tried anything else other than staying around her!

It's not like he couldn't spend a lifetime or so training.

> "What do you want for a reward?"
> "Enrol me in knight school."

> "What do you want for a reward?"
> "I want to learn magic."

>>141260006
>>141259887
We Rokka no Yuusha now?

>>141248569
Do you have a name for that image senpai?

>>141251150
Remember that he trained every day, and the rules of the world he's in say he's strong.
It's like having a STR stat of 50 in different games.

On Earth, 50STR means you can punch a plank of wood in half, in the parallel world it means you can punch boulders.

>>141236942
Of course, I will most definitely not start try harding for a random girl and then use the only ability I got for her.

>>141237810
>>141238339
>>141259697
Orstred from Mushoku Tensei?

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Subaru is a great MC because he's heart first head second.
Characters who are head first like eggs from Inahoe's Wild Space Adventures, Batman, etc are fun to watch because they win.
Subaru is fun to watch because he loses. I'm enjoying this show the most this season even after reading the spoilers.
Give me your dumb MCs anyday. If it were real life, I'll take an OPERATOR.

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>>141246643
I really hope this would be in the anime, but I doubt it.

>>141260559
This show is still super enjoyable, it's just that his deaths are 100% preventable since they depend on one condition that he can easily change.

Subaru is more like dick first, heart second, head third but that's why this series is interesting instead of Subaru minmaxing and becoming OP in the space of a few episodes.

>>141260674
>his deaths are 100% preventable since they depend on one condition that he can easily change.
You just pulled that assertion straight out of your ass.

>>141260870
Every single one of his deaths except the time the thugs accidentally stabbed him is because he's involved with Emilia, which he can easily change.

>>141260870
That condition = Emilia. The specific deaths are hard as fuck to change but the overall reason is very easy to change.

>>141236942
yes. there is some obvious stuff he didn't even think about trying

>>141260918
>>141260933
So why doesn't he just abandon Emilia?

>>141261232
Because he wants to fug her really bad. His real saviour was Reinhardt, considering he was the one who managed to beat Elsa, so it's not like he's even indebted to her.

>>141260918
>>141260933
So, say he leaves Emilia. Then he either lives a pointless life in which he does nothing interesting since he's got no skills or background or resources, or just randomly dies due to medieval fantasy shit. Eventually he dies. Dying in a fantasy world is probably equally as common everywhere away from Emilia too.

Then he just resets to the last Emilia related save point he had. And this will happen over and over until he goes down the path Satella wants.

>>141261232
Because he thinks with his little head.

>>141261278
>>141261303
Well, it's not wrong to fall in love and temporarily die for your love interest.

>>141258037
The first death would be the worst, but if you figure out that death resets fast then you should prepare something that can kill you nice and quick.
If you had access to modern weapons that'd be a gun or grenade or something.
Or if nothing else, poison or painkillers or something, or just something that knocks you out so you are at least unconscious when death hits.

Still it'd suck

I honestly don't like Emilia. She's boring and I think the artstyle makes her look ugly.

>>141261232
This is the reason I just can't fully enjoy this anime. It doesn't matter how hot the girl is, no one is retarded enough to stick with this shit for a very low possibility to dick a hot girl.

I love the ending song of the show, each time it sounds when the episode is almost over it makes me smile

>>141261496
Apparently the reason for it becomes clear later on in the series. It has something to do with Satella

>>141261496
>no one is retarded enough to stick with this shit for a very low possibility to
>stick with this shit

HE'S FUCKING STUCK IN IT NO MATTER WHAT

>>141261584
Hearing that while he gets slaughtered spooked me.

>>141261613
I know about Satella but her being Emilia is still not confirmed. Even if Satella is Emilia though it doesn't change the fact that Subaru is trying a little too hard for a chick he just met.

>>141261584
Yeah, the timing for it to come on is always perfect. Its so nice and upbeat and then the scenes afterward tend give a emotional whiplash.

Like last weeks episode when Subaru dies after the ED ends.

>>141261707
>HA.wav

>>141236942
After dying that gruesome death, how will he manage to do anything?
I'd be fucking traumatized and scared of dying like that again, no girl's smile is worth that shit.

>>141261663
He is not stuck with Emilia, he can just leave her.

>>141246989
>Willpower
Yeah, your IQ can't be higher than 103.

>>141261765
the power of his dick will guide him

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>>141261765
Never doubt Gutsman

>>141261778
>He is not stuck with Emilia, he can just leave her.
You honestly think he's not just going to find himself back at that fruit stand over and over until he goes along with her?

>>141261778
He could leave her. Then he'd wait her live a life as a peasant and die of old age. Die in a mugging. Get killed by a fantasy monster. Or just die in some other way.

And then he'd res pawn and be right back with Emilia.

And the number of anons who think they'd be able to live meaningfully in a medieval world full of magic and monsters with no money or special abilities is just too funny.

>>141261920
So.. He'd have an entire lifetime to learn how to not be useless? Multiple lifetimes?

>>141236942
i'd still be stuck in the first loop trying to bed gutslicer

>>141261904
Yes, he literally can just die, reset, not go back to Emilia, and profit by not getting into situations that will just kill him.

>>141261838
Stop this shit, if he really wanted to follow his dick, then this series would end up being a hentai. It's like you're shitposting.

>>141262009
And then after another 8000 loops we'll have finally made it to episode 4! No offence intended, but I like the actual story way more than your awful ideas.

>>141261920
Or you know, he could leave her and try to find a path back to earth, or he can go on a search for Satella so he can remove the curse. Anything reasonable besides just wanting a fucking vagina.

>>141262036
I'm new in the thread bro, but it's the truth, the main reason the character just repeats everything trying to avoid his death even if it's influenced by just meeting Emilia is that he loves her and wants to fuck her

If it wasn't by that he would just have explored other options, but from the start he just wanted to help her, even after he died two times trying to get the fucking badge

>>141261967
He'd go insane very quickly from that. Humans aren't meant to live potentially hundreds of years while losing everything over and over.

>>141262064
What are you even talking about?

>>141241985
>become a homeless faggot
You'd suck dicks?

>>141262088
>he could leave her and try to find a path back to earth
Every bad criticism of this series has been making me love this series more and more.

>>141262133
I thought it was obvious when I gave a large number of loops but that was apparently lost in communication. Let me re-phrase it: how many times would you need to loop back before you hit the next save point? Keep in mind that you're going to be stuck there until you finally hit the sequence where you're waking up in Emilia's mansion.

>>141262115
> New in the the thread.
Kill yourself, newfag. Lurk more before posting.

This show has surprisingly made me value my life a little more.
Just a little.

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>tfw I thought Re:zero released on Saturdays so I wasted all day waiting for it because I had nothing better to do
JUST FUCK MY LIFE UP

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>>141262461
You didn't think to check while you waited? Oh dear.

5 mins

get in here niggas

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>>141262461
We wait for another hour or less.

>>141262197
Says the butthurt anon.
>>141262288
He doesn't need to go to the next save point. He doesn't need to be with Emilia the one causing all this problems.

>>141262501
I thought it released on like 1am Sunday which would like 5-6pm on saturday in my time zone but turns out Re:zero releases on 1am on Monday which is actually 5-6pm on SUNDAY.

JESUS FUCK.

hi

>>141262530
Can you link to the stream?

>>141262609
neetball

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>>141262386

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>>141236942
I really detest Subaru. Most punchable face of the season whenever he is talking to Emilia and gets excited.

NTR can't come soon enough.

>>141262558
>butthurt anon.
>oh no my opinions aren't being validated must attack their character!

>>141262558
>He doesn't need to go to the next save point.
That's like saying time doesn't need to move forward. You dodged the question. How many times do you think it would take before you went down that timeline if you were in that situation? Would it take ten? Hundreds? Thousands and thousands? Any answer that isn't a number only demonstrates that you're not even capable of understanding the situation Subaru is in.

>>141262604
> namefag
> hi
>>>/out/

Where did you found trasnlated LN or even WN? All i could found was deleted due license.

>>141262667
>Most punchable face of the season whenever he is talking to Emilia and gets excited.
>I can't stand the thought of another man having a sex drive.
k

>>141262691
All LN translations got taken down and the anime will be past the LNs once the official version of the vol 1 gets released in July.

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>>141262732
No, fuck you. This shit is corny as fuck and Subaru's smiles are annoying.

>>141262088
How would he be able to do any of that given his lack of knowledge, skills, money, or anything?

And considering Roswaal is the highest authority on magic in the kingdom, he and Emilia are still his best bet. Use your brain anon.

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>25 episodes
Free me from this hell.

>>141262816
Thanks for confirming my suspicions. That's pretty lulzy. Save the hate for genuinely bad MCs.

>>141262681
Being angry and retarded isn't going to stop people from pointing out the flaws of your favorite anime. I don't feel like answering you when you can barely understand my fucking point.

>>141262875
see >>141237636

Please spoil me.

Why is Satella yandere for Subaru? How did she develop feelings for him in the first place since they're worlds apart?

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starting

>>141236942
I would disregard half-elven muttwhore and go for Felt. Would be fun, together we would make some cash, robbing old folks and making a dash.

>>141262968
Hasn't been revealed yet, the series isn't over.

>>141262946
> Sabara
I can't listen to the illiterate, plebeian.

>>141263024
>illiterate plebeian
Isn't that typical?

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fucking beatrice

>>141262856
That's exactly my point why would he stick with EMILIA at first when there's bigger priorities than trying to get in the pants of a girl. The guy is so retarded that he is willing to give his only source of money away when he literally has nothing.

>>141262732
>muh self insert is more alpha than me!

I love how 95% of Anons complaints about Subaru is that "he doesn't act more like me a typical high school MC!"

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EMT

Do people actually speak glorious Nipponese or is the curse giving him a free translation perk?

>>141263127
>that subtle cleavage
Jesus why is she so perfect

>>141262946
>>141262901
No matter how long you tried to avoid Emilia, after enough loops, you'd eventually cave in and try to help her. Maybe you're so stubborn that it would take millions. I don't know you well enough to say.

But either way, you're stuck there, and you'd have to let the plot progress eventually. In light of that, complaining that the pacing is too fast because you'd have done things differently is pretty baseless and asinine. I'd rather see the kind of MC who happens to take interest in the plot device immediately rather than after hundreds of episodes.

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>>141262857
>25 episodes of suffering
That's a long time to watch Subaru never fuck Emi-tan.

>>141263147
I wonder this as well, seeing how the writing is different from english/japanese

>>141263127
how r u streaming new ep alredy r u a wizard

>>141262978
> 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊

>>141263195
If the Japanese already have 3 alphabets, it's not really surprising to imagine a hypothetical fourth one that exists in a fantasy world.

Did they show the opening?

>>141263175
Why would he even loop if he isn't killed off because of Emilia, that's literally the my who fucking point.

>>141263291
>Why would he even loop if he isn't killed off because of Emilia
Because he's a mortal human who would eventually die anyway. If he dies, he loops. Is that really so difficult to comprehend?

Imagine that each loop is a full life and that you've completed thousands. Do you really think you wouldn't eventually stumble into that route out of curiosity?

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killer eyes

Blue and red oni storytelling.

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what are we gonna do in the bed?

Oh no, he's gonna leave to the forest.

>>141263751
Getting lewd in here.

Credits, they are really using up the time in the show.

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gotta survive this time

>>141236942
Puck is turning me into furry

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come at me bro

Man... was that it? I wanted to see him die this episode.

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>>141242180
He does push Daru. IIRC, he also CONSIDERS raping Suzuha. She notices something is wrong with Okabe and snaps him out of it though or something...