>itt: she sees your dick

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>>141177810

>>141178992
>She souls your dick

>>141179176
>she soles your dick

>>141179391
You are cancer. Please continue to replicate into implosion, so that you may cease to exist.

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>>141177810

>>141179477
Fuck off with you retarded threads, you are not funny or clever

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>>141180036
Lets just hide behind this tree and pretend we dont see this faggot.

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>>141179391

>>141180763
>>141179910

Doujins can't come fast enough

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>>141177810

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>>141177810

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>>141177810
>they see your dick

I don't have one.

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>>141181121
Well shit now I remember that doujinshi

>>141181173
>puts dick away

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>>141181795
That isn't what that doujin led me to believe, Anko.

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>>141181795

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>>141181231
I'm so sorry for your loss!

>>141181832
Sauce?

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>>141182795

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>>141182866
I just like fapping to lolis, that's all

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>>141179669
>I'm an M
What did she mean by this?

>>141181832
>>141181904
delet this

>>141181904
I still believe her naming is intentional.

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>>141183401
>a dyke being turned on by your penis

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>>141177810

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>>141186416
>babies

My nigger

>>141181121
Had never seen this before. Google search actually leads to it. Most likely on multiple watch lists now.

Just turn the lights off already

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Put that thing away

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Disappointed

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>>141177810

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>>141189910

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>>141190179
And then you show it to Aoi

>>141180388
>>>/b/

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>>141179391

>>141177810
>Gets out shovel and .45
There can be no witnesses

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>>141190229
she's an adult who made it thru college, no way she hasnt seen a peener up close

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>get that shriveled up thing away from me

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>>141177810

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>>141194100
Not him but I want to believe that at least some girls are pure so I can feel better as a kissless virgin.

>>141194100
true story: i've once had a japanese girlfriend of 26 who has never kissed or had a boyfriend and was literally scared by my monster D

>>141179669
>she sees your little bean

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>>141194225
You mean your 4incher?

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>>141194214
>>141194225
its very possible possible. i live in a city full of beeg american teeties, so i expect this more than anything

>>141179293
underrated

>>141179391
haha you sure showed them. You certainly are creative and didn't get this idea from some youtuber.

Don't think I'd ever want to show off mine.

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>>141195738
Why?

>>141195820

It's not even 5 inches.

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>>141195902
Sad, mine's just under 7inches and I feel inadequate at times.

Thank you internet.

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>>141177810

>>141195934

Are we just more victims of porn creating unrealistic expectations or am I at least fucked.

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>>141177810
Renge is for hard pounding

>>141195902
>>141195934
The average size world wide is about 4.5in. 7 inches is freak tier. 9 inches + isn't even human anymore.

>>141196120

What about girth?

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>>141196017
I don't know anon, if I ever had a gf I could answer you.

>>141196120
7 inches isn't that uncommon at all, you're looking at the top the 20% there. But yeah 9inches+ is like the 0.1 percentile or something like that.

>>141196120
That average is brought down by poo in loos and people from uncivilized shit-tier nations in Asia. In the civilized world, 6+ and you won't get laughed at.

>>141196185

Why would you even want to 9inches big? Most girls wouldn't like it as much as you.

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>>141196247
Oh I never said I wanted something like that.

I just feel like 7-8inch is ideal.
But then again I'm 17cm so I suppose I shouldn't complain.

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>>141196208
>>141196120
Poo in the loos and chinks/other east asians represent like half of the world's population and they bring down the average significantly.

In the West 6 inches is average.

Also if you want to talk about dicks at least stay on topic in terms of images so that the mods don't get mad.

>>141196307
17 cm master race, but at this point I dunno if girls really like it big, they're always like "it hurts so much!" and shit.

>>141196307
I'm 7.5in long; 6in circumference at its thickest; mid-twenties virgin not even understanding why I was given such a long thick tallywhacker

>>141186830
That's why you use incognito mode :^)

>>141195991
>she

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>>141196810

>>141179293
>she sold your dick

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>>141177810

>>141196924
Mikuru coming from the future to make fun of its size in front of her past self.

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>>141177810

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>>141196307
>tfw 9 inches
>tfw the one time in my life I was able to convince a girl to sleep with me, I was too big and she said it hurt too much no matter how much lube was used

Enjoy your small dicks.

Thanks for filling up my reaction pictures folder.

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>>141197128
You're going to have to prove this with a pic.

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>>141179391
he has no idea
he thinks every board is lawless like /b/

>>141194333
>>>/mlp/
>>>/vp/
>>>/v/

>>141197128

This is going to sound retarded but how big is the opening to a naturally relaxedbvagina? I have a friend that said a girl who was a virgin felt sore when someone stuck a finger in there.

>>141197363
Not him but I know an autistic foreveralone girl from here who told me she faps with one finger because it's tight enough. The more she's ever used is 2 fingers and that could barely fit.

I suppose some girls are tighter than others, especially the virgin ones. Also kegels make them tighter.

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>>141197516
>The more
*the most

Damn I forgot my picture.

>>141197516

That's insane, especially with how dainty some girl's fingers actually are, shit, some girls must get stretched to fuck by some cocks out there in that case.

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>>141197616
From an evolutionary standpoint the female orgasm isn't a necessity when it comes to procreation (unlike the male one but yes it's possible to orgasm and not cum as a man I've done it like 3-4 times, hard stuff. But it's still preferable that it happens because the bagina tightens even more which means that potentially less semen will be wasted.

So it would be advantageous if most cocks could make them orgasm.

Damn I talk a lot about sex for a virgin.

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>>141197749
Saved the fuck out of this to bully some anon in the future.

>>141197789
Please no.

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>>141197786
Those are some very mixed reactions. I don't think they are seeing the same thing.

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>>141197802
Try to stop me.

>>141197723

So maybe a girl will actually feel tight around my pencil dick...if I ever get the courage to get that far.

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>>141197789

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>>141197866
You could try jelqing. I have no idea if it works and it could break your dick but maybe there's hope if you do it correctly.

>>141197873
>more bullying material
Thank you based anon.

>>141197935

Put it this way, how would you feel if you met a girl you liked on a night out, went back to your place, let your guard down and got into the moment and started to undress....then she sees your penis and laughs at it outright.

I can't imagine a more painful moment.

>>141197809
Nah, it's just varying levels of stupidity
>Bikki: "WHOA ANON IS THAT YOUR WEINER?"
>Zenbu: "What, that's it?"
>Sword: "Jouzai senjou"

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>>141198000
I don't meet girls silly anon.

But it would probably crush my confidence i suppose. Thank god (or my D genetics) I don't have to worry about that.

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>>141198010

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Too far?

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>>141198185
She saw it by entering the bathroom without the permission to do so right? It's just an accident.

>>141197128
>Enjoy your small dicks.

Anime girls don't care about that, as long I don't care about 3D shit I'm fine.

>>141198219
Yes

but now she wants to know what it tastes like

>>141197128
It's not hard to find a slut.

>>141198098
KOKO IS NOT A SLUT AND THEREFORE WOULD PREFER ASIAN-SIZED PENIS

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>tfw average but thick dick.

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>>141199998
Did you pass the paper roll test?

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>>141177810

>>141200116
whats that?

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>>141200199
You put your D in a toilet paper roll and try to fit it in. Most toilet paper rolls are around 5inch in diameter. The average D is like 4.5 inch or something so if it can't fit the roll or fill it completely your thick.

Being 8+ inches probably won't be fun for a lot of girls but as a permavirgin I wish I was bigger so I could atleast post it on the internet and have people be all over it. It would be more fun fapping with a big dick as well.

>>141182795
>>141183046
http://exhentai.org/g/697362/7d8ac3aa1d/
inb4
>spoonfeeding

>>141200445
I've gotta wonder if those 10inch monsters ever wish they had a smaller dick so they could actually go balls deep without getting kicked out of bed.

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>>141177810

>>141201665
>two left hands

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>>141177810

>>141201690
It only looks like that because the place where her right hand's thumb is coming from is covered by the left hand's fingers.

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>>141201665

>>141179756
>ka-ka-ka!
>such a pathetic excuse for a human, can't even get hard to older women can you, you lolicon
>I'll need to punish you for having such lewd thoughts about me, boy.
>These ropes will do good to hold you while I torture your cock, but I won't let you cum, no matter how much you want to.
>You're such a sorry excuse, and don't make that face. This will be over soon.
>If you cum I'll cut your dick off.
>You're still crying?
>It wasn't that bad, there now stop that. I won't torture you anymore, so stop crying.
>You're doing fine, boy. I'll even let you make love to me.
>Breathe slowly and just let me do the work.
>You're doing so good, lets hold hands as we both cum together.
>You're doing wonderfully, and you came so much it's filling me up!
>Kissu

>>141181121
I just read that doujinshi, a good reminder to keep the loli fetishes strictly to 2D

>>141203179
So true still a good fap though. Good art and i really like the anal part.

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>Asian fatass
>LMAO NO DICK

I want to die

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>"What are... you doing?"
>"N-not here! What... if someone comes?"

>>141197789
afro?

>>141206083
I'm not a 3rd worlder you meme loving fuck.

>>141187744
Fuck the guy instead.

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>>141196307
>>141196423
>tfw only 16cm

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>>141210299
Hahahaha look at this dicklet.

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>tfw only 14cm

>>141194651
tfw japs would get scared even by 4in

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What's the average size for a peener?

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>>141211513

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>>141211590
More than yours.

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>>141211513

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>>141211597
well the average size here is 14cm. so i shouldnt complain i guess

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>>141211630
Pls no bully

>>141211590
It's on wikipedia, go check it

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>>141211705
I've been bullying people all day in this thread. No mercy.

>>141211688
Who wants to be average?

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>>141211688
>being average american
eww

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>>141211943
THAT'S NOT MY IMAGE

MOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTT

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Yellow people having small weiners is a meme right?

>>141212008
Who?

>>141211943
>average American penis isn't large enough to satisfy a space monster powered by a black hole

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>>141210299
>>141211513
>only 18cm
>can't even fit in a toilet paper roll

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>>141212940
>tfw mine doesn't even come close to filling a toilet paper

>>141211590
In the western world, it generally ranges somewhere roughly around 15cm.

In third world shitholes where lots of people starve, dick growth is halted by lack of nutrition.

So in North Korea, where eating food is a crime punishable by death, we can safely assume that generations of malnutrition has lead to some spectacularly small averages.

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>>141213707
>tfw you are 7% longer than the average

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>she sees the morning wood

>>141196878
>He

>>141219134
Do not sexualize the RuRu

>>141219134
I want to ejaculate all over RuRu.

>>141220131

C A N O N
G
R
E
E
N

>>141221065
>cgreen

>>141211590
A handful is all you need.

>>141221318
Just because you don't need a large penis doesn't mean people don't want a large penis.

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>>141177810

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>>141181121
All she had to do was buy my game.

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>mfw 18 cm

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>>141229334
C-can I s-see it, anon-kun?

>>141181209
When will the suffering end?

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>>141226057

>>141229626
no

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>>141229776
Come now, don't be a tease

>>141229829
you first

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>>141177810

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>>141229334
Can you give me 1cm so that we are even in size?

>>141232619
>inb4 "I KNOW THAT DICK!!!"

>>141228588

Where on earth did you find this?

>>141232691

We all now that dick.