Monoeye has best eye
>>140778848
That's no Zaku m'boy, no Zaku.
Sounds like filthy zeek propaganda.
i want that anon to tell me what happens when the shrimp kill the mouth parasite inside the fish's mouth
Cerea > all
Don't forget it.
>>140778848
If cyclops was real, her eye would be immobile and she'd have to turn her neck like an owl.
how does someone waifu draco? isn't she a les? wouldnt you be cucked enternally due to her desiring taco not dick? I get she a qt3.14 but idk man
>>140778848
That's my wife, she's so beautiful.
>>140778997
just don't think about it
just report this one too lads
Mods just ripped my honest post. That's it, really pissed.
>>140778987
Hoot, hoot
It is great being an owl
>>140778895
She ain't a Gouf either.
>>140778952
But what about not-horse conjoined twin Cerea?
>>140778997
She's acting tomboyish because she knows she will die at child birth.
>>140779175
shit-breath.
>>140779175
I hope you enjoy shit breath and no pussy.
>>140778848
I want to bully Manako alongside Draco
>>140778848
Jesus fucking Christ there are like 3 monster threads. Please by the love of God stop
Reminder that Draco is for hugs and kisses, not bullying
>Reminder Ms. Smith is Best Girl.
>>140779242
these are the only threads worth anything anymore anon. Accept it.
>>140779286
Draco is a bully that deserves all the bad things that happen to her, especially Orc rape.
>>140779286
I would love it if Draco would bully me with hugs and kisses and her 32cm Wyrm.
>>140779305
Post more SMIFF
Why didn't Crabman do a bath scene with Lala? Or a lewd one with the MC? Is he doing it on purpose or what?
>>140779478
Lala is friend zoned by Darling.
>>140779478
he doesn't even know who lala is. to him she's like that girl you don't notice looking at you from afar due to your insecurities
Loli Lala or Lalaloli?
>>140779565
Laloli.
>>140779478
Lala is just there. No one cares about Lala.
>>140779500
>>140779510
Oh well.
I guess Mero would be exited about it if the same thing happens to her, because of the tragedy that implies.
>>140779625
>exited
I love this fish and would play video games with her
>>140779702
I would hold her slippery hands and tell her I love her while we play our games together.
>>140778848
>how far away are they, manako?
>a million billion miles?
worst spotter
>>140779702
>do you think all these nameless soldiers that I'm slaughtering have wives and daughters?
>do you think they mourn their loss?
>how wonderful
>>140779851
Manako need to upgrade her eye to that of the mantis shrimp. Each mantis shrimp eye is trinocular and has depth perception individually.
>>140779851
Any distance longer than 10m your brain can calculate just as effectively with one eye as two.
>>140779879
is their a game that has this?
>>140780015
has what?
>>140778848
Equally as good eye
>>140780015
dynasty warriors samurai warriors romance of three kingdoms
>>140780151
i enjoyed reading romance of the three kingdoms
>>140779154
She is absolutely a Goof.
>>140779213
>>140779229
>not enjoying navel cloaca
Insecure snegfaks detected.
>>140779361
I would prefer her twin hydra wyrmlings bully my dick with hugs and kisses.
>>140779879
She'd like The Line I guess.
>>140779565
Now her physical age matches her mental age.
>>140778997
Given the number of mon musume who are willing to play for either team, convincing yourself that Draco's bisexual isn't that much of a stretch. Even if she isn't, you two have interests in common. As long as the two of you don't wind up after the same girl, you might even be able to lend each other a hand making a good impression.
TTF, if you're in here, do you mind stopping by the IRC for a second? We got a question for you.
Also we want to ogle your muscles.
>>140778848
I know it's not the place to ask, but anyone played MGQ Paradox? Heard it got new patch
>people equate all tragedy with her own romantic tragedy
Mero isn't some sadist who wants people to suffer, she just wants a broken heart.
>>140780599
Try here
>>>/vg/139772746
>>140778848
>>140779238
Would she be offended if I held her hand while we went out?
>>140780661
Oh , hey they even have general
ThanksLet's hope it's not too cancerous
>>140780882
I'm going to set myself on fire.
Lets hope it's not too hot.
here is a question, Is there correlation between the any of anon's favorite color and the color of the hair of their favorite monster girl?
>>140780991
>blue
>horsepussyand snek
Papi a cute though.
>>140778848
wrong
>>140780882
Have you never been to /vg/? Prepare for ERP and cancer.
>>140780712
Offended, no. Freaked out, oh yeah.
>>140780991
I don't know if brown's my favorite colour, but it's up there.
>>140781097
Doesn't anyone wonder what sort of face Manako would make if somebody would give her a marriage proposal in front of a crowd of her love ones and friends.
>>140780991
If I know anything about my Akaneian history, Red and Green go together perfectly.
I want to marry this snake.
>>140781168
Some combination of the steam-eyed look with the pale look from when she learned about Cerea's bust size.
Though I'd kill to be able to see her crying tears of joy, or even her in a wedding dress.
>>140781054
>>140780962
Yeah...I heard that generals were bad, ....but not that bad, Jesus, It's like concentrated /v/
>>140781249I've done that
>>140779305
>Reminder Suezo is Best Girl.
>>140781249
I too would wish to engage in a holy union with this reptilian woman
>>140781341
Teleport Tail attack.
>>140779565
Lalaloli rolls off the tongue much easier.
>snek and maybe spooder are the only girls that try to waif
>other girls just lay around, get embarrassed, and hurt Darling without any benefit to him whatsoever
Why would you want anything else?
>>140781331I've also done that.
>>140781391
>Hors doesn't even know how to waifu
>Which makes it all the more satisfying as she learns
>>140781391
I want to take whoever Darling doesn't marry
>You and Rach wont ever kidnap and sexually torture Draco to satisfy both our sadism fetishs, then proceed to have vanilla sex with handholding.
Why. Even. Live.
>>140781249
Miia is shit. Get better taste.
>>140779565
La li lu le lo?
>>140781391
>forgetting all the helpful things that Suu does around the house
>forgets about how Suu cured Darling from his aliment
>forgets that it was Suu who uncovered the Director's evil intentions
>forgets Suu is best
>>140781391
I thought Rachnee was indifferent to Darling as far as marriage was concerned.
She seemed more interested in flustering him on occasion than actually considering him a husband.
To me, anyway.
>>140781473
>>140781451
Replace Draco with Hors or Polt and that's how I'd feel.
>>140781505
I was mainly referring to the knitting, which was my reasoning why the "maybe" was in there.
>>140781505
she's definitely interested but is not zealous as the others
she's more mature as a character
>>140781505
She was gonna fugg him the night she moved in if it wasn't for Cerea. She likes him for sure and does her best to help him.
>>140781451
>you will never mindbreak Draco
>you will never sell her to the Orcs
>>140781533
>willingly getting close to hors puss.
Disgusting.
>>140781451
>edgelord
>spiderfag
>shitpost
You're the holy trinity of retarded faggot
Horse can wife. She just doesn't apply herself as much as she could.
>>140781700
Her only asset are her tits and they're not even bigger than Tio's
>>140781700
>loyal
>capable of defending herself and her mate if necessary
>content with small romantic gestures
You forgot these anon
>>140781735
You forget that glorious rump.
>>140781827
>capable of defending herself
Her only redeeming factor as far as wifedom goes is her loyalty, and even then Miia has that covered.
>>140781735
>not wanting to get pinned by her butt
>>140781890
>>140781924
It's a horse.
Post the Shire, the superior horse, please
>>140781957
She's a lady.
>>140781963
We need art of Shire and Cerea clashing swords.
Two knights, sparring as men-at-arms.
Or women-at-arms.
Or monster-horse-girls-at-arms
>>140781957
>>140781963
>She notices you noticing her.
>>140782055
Or sluts.
Sluts works better.
>>140781700
If she applies any more of herself, not even Suu will be able to breathe.
>>140781735
Fast, strong, sure footed, and all terrain waifu who's a wiz with edged weapons. It's like you don't think the zombie apocalypse can ever happen.
>>140782097
That's a bulky horse!
>>140782090
Hey man, as long as you admit it's just a bestiality fetish and you're fine with that. Go for it.
>>140782130
Is this horse buff, or just fat?
>>140782106
I already have my companion for the zombie Apocalypse, thank you very much.
>>140782152
I like to think really buff, cause it's funnier that way. Just imagine seeing a buff ass horse running at you.
>>140782133
It's not bestiality if they hold your hand and ask you to fuck their horse pussy.
>>140782176
Horse Pussy > rotting pussy
This is fact.
>>140782237
Just get a woman to ride on top of a horse and do that for you. Pretty much the same,
>>140782226
>A fatass horse gurgling and burbling as it tries to sprint for a treat
>Not funnier
>>140782257
Just replace it if it starts getting too deliquescent
>>140782275
A fat horse might have to stop for a break to catch its breath before continuing to charge at you again. That only adds to the comedy value!
>>140782257
That's just your opinion, anon.
>>140782353
It's the correct opinion.
Cerea > Zombina
>>140782275
OK, you made me laugh. You win!
but cereafags how will you feel her tits while fucking her if you cant reach them from behind that horse ass
>>140782341
Aren't horses unable to breath while running?
Wait, no, I'm being retarded and confusing horses with lizards
>Lizards can't breath while running
>Polt makes Draco run a marathon
Worst dog.
>>140782378
You must either be really insecure, or have a shit sense of humor.
Your waifu is shit.
>>140782428
It's mentioned in her fucking bio that her doggy senses can detect if someone's doing too much or too little exercise. I think it's pretty reasonable to assume that stretches to being able to detect if someone isn't fucking breathing
>>140782420
That's what her lower boobs are for. Paizuri from both ends.
>>140782436
I'm going to waifu a sentient shit slime just so these posts don't affect me. Just you wait you big meanie.
>>140782257
well you can't make vagina in sink jokes with horse pussy
>>140782436
My waifu isn't Miia though.
>>140782436
>>140782485
i don't think those are big enough to do that
>>140782267
I'm pretty sure that you'll never hear that woman gasping in pleasure while you send a long Morse-code transmission via the horse's g-spot. That's what makes a centaur interesting, assuming direct control of a much larger, stronger, and faster partner, one that not only can't stop you now but never wants you to stop 'til they're exhausted.
>>140782503
>>140782436
Everyone always says shit like that. I'm not overly fond of all the bullying recently
>>140782538
They'll get bigger once you play with them a bit.
>>140782580
You can preach all you want, but in the end you're still fucking a horse.
>>140782626
Still better than snake/bird cloaca.
>>140782622
They wont.
I spent my childhood breeding those fucking things. How anyone could have a fetish for the disgusting half-ton brain-dead beast that is a horse is beyond me.
>>140782485
Anon,she's only half-centaur, right?
I mean I have to see it to believe it.
>>140782670
Because the part containing the brain is replaced by a human's?
>>140782706
So sticking human intelligence into anything is your only requirement before you'll fuck it?
>>140782678
>Breed with Cerea
>Your Centaur daughteru is so corrupted by human blood that shecan digest meat
>Cerea will never watch in envy as the two of youdevour a bucket of fried chicken
>>140782670
It's called having good taste. Something you and quite a few people in this thread lack.
>>140782748
No. It also has to be of sexual maturity.
>>140782755
What wouldPapithink?
>>140782756
You're either delusional, or shitposting. So your opinion isn't worth much.
>>140782420
You've hit upon the one drawback I can think of, anon. At least one human worked around it, though. I suppose you could always make some creative use of cotton or silk rope work to let you stimulate both ends at once. Or invite Rachnera along.
>>140782817
"I want some too"
>>140782755
Horses are opportunistic meat eaters they can eat if they wanted it
>>140782748
C'mon guy
C'mon
>>140782626
Of course, of course.
Cerea, Suu, and Doppel are the only mon musume with whom sex would be far enough from human sex to be a challenge. Even then Suu might just mimic human sex and Doppel might also just out of spite.
>>140781578
>>140781596 is applicable to you as well.
>>140782856
Kek.
Spooder and Snek can get along, why can't you thread?
>>140782130
Correction, Shire is a buff horse in the buff.
>implying wanting to fuck a horse is healthy
At the end of the day, Cerea is still an animal. Not a furry, not an anthro, just a straight up animal. You're lusting after a literal horse, three-foot deep vagina and all.
The only right choice here is the mermaid.
>>140783206
I should say the same about Spooder and Hoers, too.
It's very dumb, the relationship the fanbase shares.
>>140783206
>second best girl on top
>worst girl on the bottom
>>140783206
this hot as fuck on esoteric levels
>>140782988
>Suu
>sex would be far enough from human sex to be a challenge
Her entire body is a pocket pussy, literally all of it.
>>140783283
How's it going Australia?
>>140782420
She can play with her own tits while I play the Black Sabbath Paranoid opening solo with her clit even as I'm thrusting.
>>140783265
Still better than snake and bird cloaca.
>>140783206
because spiderfags are cancerous edgeposters who can't get along with anyone
Must be the brain tumor preventing them from realizing she is the worst girl in anything
>>140782626
Not really, because all these girls are just fictional.
[Spoiler alert]
>>140783378
>spider
>worst
How can you say that when Miia and Mero exist?
>>140782659
>dat Smith in the background with cat ears
>>140783307
But what does she enjoy? Perhaps she can only reach orgasm by reading your mind as you drift on the edge of madness floating inside your own personal sensory deprivation tank, blue raspberry flavor.
>>140783457
Don't forget Cerea, anon
>>140783513
Cerea is best girl.
>>140783475
Cat Smith is Sexy
>3 of 3
Anyone else running the new event maps? Is there anything special about this new event?
>>140783850
It's new
>>140783364Drum, guitar, or bass?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hkXHsK4AQPs
>>140782097
Ask her to politely get out of Kii's forest because her shampoo is polluting the river.
>>140784329
>Her shampoo is polluting the river.
But that's not true becauseshe's using Kii's shampoo instead.
>>140784396
whats that there juicy fruit son?
>>140784396
>>140784454
Isn't that by the guy who had a mental breakdown and is now so insane and vehement about Feminism that not even radical feminists want to be associated with him?
>>140784426
It's called shampoo ginger.
It's apparently used for such things as curing stomach aches, baking alongside pork and fish, andincreasing blood circulation.
>>140784511
Yep, that's him. He also shit all over Calvin and Hobbes for his insane feminist comics.
>>140784541
This proves that Kii is best plant waifu
>>140784541
oh wow
>>140781700
Ihavetheweirdestboner.jpg
>>140784584
>best plant waifu
Anon that's not a very large category.
>>140781249
MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE, DARLING!
>>140784658
I didn't want to start a waifu war.
Game is down again. At least I got all the rubies from the new maps.
>>140784781
I was farming photo pieces for horny pussy instead.
>>140784581
>shitting on Calvin and Hobbes
How can one person have such horrible taste?
>>140784757
Quit being a pussy. You know where you're at!
>>140783990
>por que no los tres?
>>140784855
Didn't mean to spoiler that, but whatever
>>140784861
I don't like the fighting tho. It just died down
>>140784781
>>140784815
I didn't even remember it was up till about ten minutes into the event, saw maintenance,went to feed Kii,came back, maintenance again.
FFS, DMM, stop keeping me from my hornse pussy!
>>140784855
I second this, anon. It's one of the best comics ever made. I still have a handful of the books.
>>140784855
Bill Watterson was a master of his craft!
>>140785004
>went to feed kii
Good job anon
>>140785004
You named a plant in your house Kii?
spider wins on account of being the least retarded monster girl
>>140785095
Spider loses on account of being worst girl.
>>140785128
Where is your proof?
For the last time, there is only one best girl!
>monster musume is categorized as self help so that everyone who buys it will have self-help books in their recommendations
Not even mad, top tier trolling.
>>140785159
Chapter 24.
>>140785186
That is pretty clever.
I'm almost impressed.
Too bad you can't stop me from beating off to snek girls and loliburds, because I'm reading this shit online.
>>140785159
Yeah anon. >>140785192 has a point. She would just let you die without giving a shit.
But this bring up something deeper. Spiderfags will ignore this because they believe their waifu is perfect.
>>140785161
Cerea right?
>>140785323
A true patrician knows it is his waifu's imperfections that make her perfect.
>>140785192
>>140785323
These are very good points.
What do you say of this Spiderfags?
>>140785161
I... I just uh... I'm scared
>>140785323
>it's a euthanasia vs pro-life shitpost
>>140785186
It should be considered self-help. Seeing Darling should make you want to be a responsible man who can cook and clean just like him.
Which girl would you violently and aggressivelyinseminateand thennot take responsibility.
>>140785405
I can agree with this.
Now we can enjoy a monmusu thread without the need for waifuwarring ever again.
>>140785427
>your spider wife is incapable of defending you
>>140785496
Draco
>>140785496
Draco.
>Tio chapter
>Darling doesn't get hurt beyond a small cut from his own actions and almost boob head crush
>Hangs out with Kii and Polt
>Ends up in a hotspring
>Tio never once causes him any harm or worry, other than how calming she is
Tio confirmed best girl, and I don't even like giants.
>>140785405
Funny how spiderfags never bring this excuse up when throwing shit at horsefags
>>140785560
I want a lap Kii
>>140785496
Draco. I need to see her crying face.
>>140785599
>You will never have a lap Kii
>>140785608
>You will never marry Draco
>You will never love your wife's daughter as if she were your own
>>140785323
I'll take calculated but unwise decisions over functional retardness.
>>140785323
>spiderfags
>hating horsefags
I thought they hated snekfags.
>>140785538
>>140785539
I want her to put up resistance.
>>140785063
>>140785065I was TRYING to avoid saying I went to take a shit. Good job, anons.
>>140785650
wrong, meant to >>140785572
>>140785635
But I want one.
>>140785681You should have said "fertilise".
>>140785681
you don't deserve a waifu for such vulgarity:^)
>>140785691
Anon, you can't have one. Why? Becauseshe does not exist.Also,you're not the protagonist. Nobody in this thread is the protagonist. She wouldn't like you anyway.
>>140785161
>still has horse pussy
Can't break the HP, can't wreck the HP. No, seriously, if you could, you would be in porn instead of wasting your time on a board for discussing Mongolian Mare Milking techniques.
>>140785560
>Polt will never instinctively curl up on your lap when you watch movies together.
>She will never look up at you with puppy eyes because she wants head pats.
It hurts to live.
>>140785685
How long have you been on these threads? Spiderfags and Horsefags are the biggest shitposters. Every time one is mentioned the other starts a waifu war. Although the horse vs spider shitposters haven't been present for a few threads.
>>140785186
Conversely, people buying self-help books will be recommended MonMusu. There are few things in life you can't fix with a good fap.
When's the new chapter?
When are we getting the new art book?
Has TTF showed off any new Snek Merch?
What the hell happened to Kii
>>140785650
>I thought they hated snekfags.
I'm sure some of them do, but they've been very vocal with their shit taste lately. They've been hating in best girl Cerea.
>>140785730
Anon pls. No need to tell us the cold hard truth. Let us live our fantasies.
>>140785792Fantasies are not real. They never will be. The only monstergirls we can ever have are Humans, and they're monster on the inside.
>spiderfags trying to out edge each other by talking about bullying Draco
Jesus, you really are the worst, aren't you?
>>140785862tell me about that one girl in high school anon
>>140785862
I dunno, there are certain types with layers upon layers of a substance that shall not be named that seem truly monstrous to me, both inside and out.
>>140785862
Who hurt you?
>>140785882
would she ever date a male human?
>>140785882
>Draco and Cerea go crusading against the Mus-piders
>>140785882
Flatboy exists to be bullied.
>>140785788
>When's the new chapter?
Next month. There was a delay.
>When are we getting the new art book?
When you buy it.
>Has TTF showed off any new Snek Merch?
No, but there was a translation of Miia's counting sheep video a few threads back.
>>140785937
how does that not unbalance the bike
>>140785963
She only weighs like 80kg
>>140785916
She would. She's not gay, just extremely desperate for companionship and swept up in an unrealistic fantasy where she can find happiness as some dashing rogue, trying to emulate the kind of man she secretly idolizes (cool, strong, and romantic) but failing miserably from her sheer awkwardness and downright horrible luck. It's clear as day that she never really wanted to be the handsome prince, she's always wanted to be the beautiful princess, being held, comforted and cherished by a strong but kind man who loves her as much as she loves him. When Crabman ever decides to stop being a sadist, we might just get to see that happen.
>>140785937
>proving me right
I know you want to "stick it to the man", and I know your parents don't understand that it isn't just a phase, but eventually you're going to have to grow up
>>140785992
what is weight distribution
>>140786030
ok ok, now how much of that is legit and how much of that is in your head?
>>140785935
>two failures
>accomplishing anything
Those two heading out together is the setup for another Cerea NTR doujin.
>>140779851
This guy.
>>140786031
Why would most of her weight be in the abdomen, she'd be unbalanced if the weight wasn't equally distributed while just walking around.
>>140786030
>>140779851
>>140786093
Goddammit, that post would have gone by me had you not pointed it out.
>>140786132
Anon, she wanted you to give her your pencil.
>>140786132
Not your blog.
>>140786132
Good. Get all those feelings out. Now back to >>>/r9k/
Harpies are best monstergirls.
>>140786132
you can't be this edgy from just that
>>140783206
there a cleaned up version like this?
>>140786132
>bragging about being "that kid"
Anon, no. Please no
>>140786290
7/10 "Would feed bread crumbs"
>>140786290
You mean centaurs. Harpies are mid tier at best.
>>140786290
What a qt, would head pat and give crumbs.
>>140785756
Since way back before the anime.
And snekfags have always been the biggest shitposters.
>And snekfags have always been the biggest shitposters.
They still are.
Reminder to trim your zombies.
>>140786463
They haven't been shitposting for some time now.
>>140785960
Are we finally getting a Miia doujin?
>>140786846
That's from the unscanned second fanbook.
I want to make these two girls the mother of my children .
>>140786925
I'll take the one on the right. The other can die in a ditch for all I care.
>>140786962
Uncalled for.
>>140786925
I want to get sandwiched between them.
>>140786925
If you had kids with both, would you rather each daughter takes after their biological mother, or their other mother?
>>140787290
>lewdish/playful Centaur daughter
>meek shy, easily startled spider daughter
Oh my God, this so much. I would have a heart attack if they called both of them "Mother" even if she isn't their biological mother.
>>140787260
The tastiest samich, also
>dat Rach-nee spread
>Cerea's hand
Why can't they both be real?
Game is back up now. Worth noting that it looks like new "standard" walks are out with accompanying rubies like usual.
Stuff you can't see yet without modifying the urls yet.
Next Gadcha
http://monmusugame.com/gadget/annex/information/topic/campaign/20_camp.html
Next repeat event
http://monmusugame.com/gadget/annex/information/topic/event/13_eventF.html?20160418
Affection limit breaking (125/150/200%)
http://monmusugame.com/gadget/annex/play/contents/06/care05.html
>>140787474
I'm assuming that you've got to hit 125% before the option to go higher appears right? I started on Miia, but only got to 101 before maintenance hit.
>>140787544
I would assume so.
Also it looks like the removed viewing the were event rewards but I had the page open before they did it.
Nothing really special other than more back scratchers/brushes. Not seeing any feathers to go from 150 to 200% anywhere including the shop so we'll see where those come from later I guess.
>>140787474
Any idea what the request that gives one Keros right away is?
>>140787699
One Keros for each picture that you collect all 12 pieces of.
>>140787727
Are the pieces random or does every piece add to the picture?
>>140787758
Every piece adds to the picture, but you're working on 4 pictures at once, so if RNG hates you you might not get your first Keros until your 45th piece.
>>140787800
That's garbage. It's always something with these events.
I just got a basic back scratcher from a ! spot on the new Fi map so the 125% limit breaks are not gated by events it appears.
>>140787822
>The half-hour detour you need to make on the Hard Map if you want to get the GW TicketAnd half the time it's not a GW Ticket
>>140778848
That's my fetish.
GW tickets are a go.
I'm getting this 20-meter goddess on my team for sure this time.
>>140788256
I can't wait to get another 2 deaths and nothing else after I already upgraded the one I have to full.
I'm getting two GW tickets on average for every hard map clear. Does that sound about right for you guys?
>>140786083
It's already NTR just by being /u/. Probably.
Anyone find anything good in the new "standard" maps yet? All I've really found is a ton of back scratches, at least two per map up to Undine's which appears to be the final one added.
>>140788071
Oh, I completely misunderstood the backscratcher bruch and feather items. I assumed that they were used to preform the limit break but they actually are used just like creams are.
>>140788381
I'm doing Super Hard and getting three.
So yeah that sounds about right.
>>140786925
>doujin of them fucking darling
>darling fucks one end and the two are just kissing and rubbing breasts
In hindsight it was hot
>>140788544
>Using back scratches and horse brushes are more sensual than rubbing cream onto their bodies.
???
>>140788621
You say that like its a bad thing. Or am I misunderstanding?
>>140788723
"back scratchers" and "is more". I should be in bed not playing this thing.
>>140788723
>you will never see Miia be tenderly loved
>>140788944
cuck
>>140789091
>no one remembers Kevin-kun
>>140788944
Take your meds Kevin-kun
>>140785161
Now where is that image with a part of every girl when i need it? It even had a cute drawing for a face.
What is spooder being smug about?
>>140789892
being a dumb cunt.
monster musume fukin suks
>>140790316
So does your mother. Then again, both have about the same number of customers, as well as the percentage who pay for it.
>>140788256
>tfw Iormu will never coil around you when she hears a thunder
Hornse tiddies.
>>140792215
What hors is that?
>humans are animals too
>no half-human/half-human girl
What's with this discrimination?
>>140792359
Keros the Monceros.
>>140778848
Manako a best
BEST
>>140793410
A-anon!
>>140793602
>you will never hug Manako until all her worries are gone
Ok anons, what sub/species would you like to be if you could become one?
Dont have to change genders, and if you want to be a Lamia/harpy, you can be a male version, no big deal.
Would it be for convenience, cool factor, or something else?
>Inb4 meme reasons.
For me its a threeway between an Arachnera type, for seemingly very high dexterity/agility and a nearly unlimited supply of very useful webbing. A Shark merman, to become a master of the open sea and the deep. Or a Giant because being 10+ meters tall sounds pretty eyeopening.
>>140793788
Nope nope nope nope.
We're not fucking doing fursonas here.
I want to fuck monsters not be one.
>>140793851
This. Not even /mlp/ want to forsake the glory that is the human form
>HFY.jpg
>>140794029
I dunno, if someone walked up to me and offered to magically turn me into a dragon I would probably do it.
>>140793788
Obviously A centaur so i can fuck Cerea correctly.
>>140794228
Have fun climaxing in 5 seconds and being unable to reach your dick with your hands
>>140794129
>>140794228
>wanting to be a prematurely ejaculating nigger
I smell falseflagging.
>>140794259
Who cares if i dont reach my dick? There are many horse fucker around to do it for me.
And longer doesnt mean better, so premature ejaculation is not a problem for me.
>>140793410
Manako cure my suffering
>>140781908
>capable of defending herself
>was almost raped
>would have been if it wasn't for Rachne
lel
>>140793851
Nothing to do with fursonas. You were born a, whatever choice, you think like one, live like one, die like one.
Not everything has to revolve around sex.
>>140794029
If you were never human, would it be glorious?
Are you really glorious? Would others call you glorious?
>>140794574
>If you were never human, would it be glorious?
Humanity? Without a doubt. If I were an alien I wouldn't be glorious, I would bejelly
>Are you really glorious? Would others call you glorious?
Well I'm a human...
Why is Darling the best Husbando?
>>140794805
He's nice
>>140794805
Because of this >>140794820 and he is a demi-god of self restraint
Threadly reminder:
Horsepussy is heresy
>>140794805
Because he gave me a blanket
>>140795386
Pretty much summarizes how retarded every single one of the main cast girls is
>>140795578
The retardation is what makes them cute
>>140795578
at this point the only girls who rightfully deserve to be in love with Kurusu are Mero, Cerea and Suu
>>140778997
Draco hates humans, but her lesbian tendencies make her fall with a girl. Her princess waifu.
>>140795711
> tragedy fish,cuckcentaur and water
> deserve love
Pffffttt
>>140795766
out of the main girls' reason, their reasons do make the most sense
suu's life being saved by kurusu twice has more credibility then being given a blanket
>>140794534
>what is obeying the law
>>140794805
Because he gets horny even if you are a monster. Best guy...
>>140796206
rachnee get off the computer
>>140795766
What >>140795875 said. Considering all 3 quite literally owe him their continued existence, they have pretty strong cases.
>>140796230
Stfu you horse torcher.
Darling + Lilith + Virginity + Impregnation + NTR + Vanilla
>>140796275
>horse torcher
I'd be down for that
>>140796324
Modsssssss, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODSS (but seriously they can delete a legit thread just because it got reported).
>>140796325
Makes me wonder what monstergirl would taste the best.
That meaty pure muscle snake tail on a grill would probably be fantastic
>>140796401
I like cow meat so Cathyl would be delicious.
>>140796401
Sweet sweet sushi.
>>140796528
>Being cutted alive.
So tragic!~
>>140796528
I love Mero's face. It's so cute.
>>140796989
Tongue chan is even cuttier.
>>140796528
>>140796679
>>140796989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOMU5KOVoJ8
>>140793788
Slime or lamia. Female. Fuck this fragile male body of mine.
>>140778848
If she really has an eye this big there would be no room for her brain. Just saying.
>>140797249
Does Lala's body have a brain? Maybe Manako keeps hers in the same place.
>>140779305
>>140779370
>>140782659
>>140783757
Mah Niggas.
Honestly, Smith is best.
Aside from the fact that it's illegal to fugg monster girls, Smith's work would at the very least let you still interact with a few of them, and still have a happy, legal family.Learning everything I can about and from each of the monster girls and leading them on before I leave with Smith would be gr8. [/spoiler}
>>140792215
>Unicron centaur
Is this legit, or is it fanstuff?
>>140797994
Get that obese thing out of here.
Fatfags are almost as bad as futafags
>>140798021
>>140798055
> Post something healthy
> gets hated instantly
Why do Miiafags gets a better treatment
>>140798055
Both groups are 666 thousand feet below hell on the terrible scale.
>>140798144
>Comparing posting complete and utter fat trash to posting A girl from the manga
You havent killed yourself yet?
>>140798055
Notice how when these statements are made, either said says
>"Well those [insert Xfags who push their fetish and won't leave] are allowed to stay,"
>"So we [insert Yfags who are just as bad] should be allowed to stay too."
No.
>>140798179
Point almost proven: >>140798144
Miiafags aren't as bad as fatfags by a long shot, though.
>>140798176
>Futafags are 665 thousand feet below hell on the terrible scale.
FTFY
>>140798290
When you're that far down.
Does it really matter?
>>140798290
>B-But futafags aren't as bad as fatfags, guise!
>>140797790
Legit insofar as the game is legit.
>>140798176
> implying there are any healthy girls in the manga
If crabman decides to make one I'll post it instead of the fan-art of the healthy version
>>140798433
Until then, will you leave?
>>140798144
If you think that's healthy, then you are as retarded as Papi.
>>140798433
Seconding anon. Get the fuck out of here.
>>140798466
>>140798561
Why do you hate healthyposting so much? Even Cereafag dont get this much hate.
>>140798633
You're still doing >>140798179/>>140798144.
You already got an answer.
Fuck off.
>>140798633
Go fuck yourself. Cereafags may suck but they're part of us. You arent.
Is posting fat girls against the rules or something?
>>140798763
It starts shitstorms worse than x-fags posting their girls.
>>140798763
No but it doesnt belong here. If you want to show everyone your troglodyte-tier fetishes you go to /d/
>>140798900
>>140799006
So if it's not against the rules and you don'tlike it, why not ignore them? If you ignore them they'll stop.
>>140799079
>>140798900 is my first post taking about it here. I still think it indirectly flouts the rules in so far as it promotes shitposting/derails the thread.
>>140799161
>>140799079
Not to mention given the dude's behavior, he doesn't look like he's out for (You)s, but wants us to let him post fat girls.
I'm not about it.
*makes jurassic park raptor sounds*
>>140799231
>he doesn't look like he's out for (You)s
Of course he fucking is. Where do you think we are?
So just report and ignore, I guess.
>>140799403
I wouldn't hide.
>>140799724
When you're playing hide and seek with a harpy girl, you're obliged to hide.
Doppel can be anything you want. Anything. Yet you still dislike her.
>>140799788
But I do like her that she's not a fat piece of shit. I feel like doppel would be a lot more appreciated around here if it wasnt for Doppelfag. Funny how the one thing he's "trying" (that is get her popular) is exactly the opposite of the given case.
>>140799788
what if I wanted her to beher?
Also, holy shit, these brushes and other OverAffection items take up a lot of your food stock to work.
I only used one and I'm down 7000 units of meat.Which is not good when you're running an all-lamia
>>140797150
Mero and tongue chan song </3
Tragedy at its best.
>>140799863
I don't know about her true form. Unless you want to stick your dick in a spaghetti monster.
>>140799887
The buff seems to be pretty good though. If Tito's scales linearly, she'll have 150 more attack by the time she reaches 200% affection. I imagine girls of higher rarites come off even better.
>>140799985
>>140799887
Would it basically double their current affection bonuses, or more?
Threadly reminder that Cathyl is best girl, pretiest girl and best milking cow.
>>140800441
Would you eat desert off of that stomach?
I would eat desert off of that stomach.
>>140800441
I'm not into cheating sluts.
>>140800372
She's so beautiful. She doesn't need to change a thing about her.
>>140799403
Papi opens her mouth, *turtle sex noises*
I have the weirdest boner right now...
>>140800607
>No Cathyl wedding chapter featuring all her sisters that are as perfect as she is, but single.
>>140799788
Fan bases hurts character. Not her fualt.
Is an annoying little prankster type. Not for me.
Otherwise how cool would it be to see her going throughout the day changing as the situation needs.
Why can't I be with my plant waifu?
>>140800962
I don't think on the inside she is the "annoying prankster". It's just like characters such as Rachnera and Kii. They build up emotional walls so no one can bother/hurt them. She just needs someone to love.
>>140800441
She may be the best for milking,but what about loving and being loved?
>>140801042
I hope so, but her 1 and only date seemed to countermand that. Perhaps she will grow out of it?
>>140801370
Excellent at both.
>>140801390
Probably. But this just enforces the idea that the side characters need more attention.
>>140800971
Because reason
>>140801513
>Side characters need more attention
>Papi hasn't gotten a chapter in 18 months
>>140801054
>tfw doggy style sounds like a redneck truck going down a bumpy road
>>140801054
Jesus fuck, those thighs
>>140801054
I would roll my sausage in that beef.
>>140801324
Banned.html
>>140801054
>no footjobs
>>140801324
Well.. you're posting
So you're not bent.
>>140801324
>???
>o_o
Please mods. Ban this underage cunt.
>>140782659
Best girl; best reproductive tract.
I wanna fuck Fed Pussy
>>140802946
No, delicate hoof jobs.
Custom made 'U' shaped fake skin/rubberized horseshoes.
>>140803025
Human pussy is best pussy.
>>140803820
It's like human dick and human pussy were made for each other
>>140803820
>>140804055
Wasn't it confirmed that Miia, Mero and Papi have human pussies?
>>140804150
Was it?
But i don't recall ever hearing of a women who pushes big ass eggs out of her vag every other month
>>140804150
>We still haven't gotten good porn of Mero
>Papi, Manako, even Cerea has a doujin
Why live?
>>140804220
Anons just confuse vulvas/labias for vaginas.
>>140804220
Women push giant baby heads out of their vag all the time.
>>140803820
>>140804055
>>140804150
>>140804220
>>140804280
Best vagina is plant pussy.
>>140803820
Leave this thread and never come back.
>>140804415
Absolutely wrong.
>>140804527
Do you really think you could ever pleasure Cerea to full extend with your tiny human dick?
>>140804556
Someone doesn't know how horses work.
>>140804527 >>140804415
Kii's pretty good.Unless she cums plant sap.
>>140804556
>he thinks pumping is all there is to pleasuring a female
>sniggering bitches.gif
>>140804591
Actually no i don't care to explain?
post the google doc
>>140804674
See >>140794319 and >>140794270.
>>140804674
More sensitive near the opening. You don't need a cock the size of a horse's.
>>140804768
Alright thanks at least one nice anon with an actual answer
>>140804599
Have you every tasted plant sap? It's the most sweet amazing natural thing.
>>140804908
I double dog dare you to rub mango sap on your privates.Please don't.Please do, film it, and upload it to /b/
>>140804415
Friendly reminder that Kii's body is covered in lewd Ultraviolet patterns due to her Dryad nature.
Especially her inner most flower.
>>140805050
Source or is it just fan fiction?
>>140805091
Have you ever consider looking at flowers in UV light?
It would follow that Kii would have something similar
>>140805154
So just fan fiction then. Thanks.
Friendly reminder that Cathyl has the bestbreathing.
>>140805205
Friendly reminder she's a slut and a shit.
And this is coming from somebody who fucking loves cowgirls.
>>140805233
I'm still disappointed that we got her as the cowgirl for this series instead of the one from the original comics. What a waste.
>>140805233
Care to explain your sentences?
>>140785496
Draco
>>140785496
Nigger, pls.
>>140805282
I feel the same way.
>>140805304
I personally feel she's a terrible person which is surprising because in general I love all cowgirls, my waifu is a cowgirl as well, but she's just bad in my opinion.
>>140805373
You are basically saying "bad". "shit", "slut" etc not giving any reason...
I explained most of her reactions in the deleted thread and a mod just ripped it appart.
>>140804599
Supposedly her sap come from her tits, and it' an aphrodisiac
>>140804415
I seriously need to know if thats just pubic bark, or if its just modesty coverings like her leaf nipples.
Im not saying a rough exterior is gonna stop me from caring, its just a lack of knowing thats bothering me.
Oh man, imagine her lying in that pose and then the pieces slide apart. The ultimate come hither my love sign.
>>140805693
It's leaves... I hope it's leaves.
>>140799788
>not a proper pic of Doppel in white knee socks to create that beautiful contrast with her chocolate skin
For shame, Anon.
For shame.
>>140805508
Because you didn't ask for any reasons on why I feel this way.
So her and her boyfriend live on that farm and take care of all the animals, so the boyfriend goes out and is checking on some of the animals and she overhears him, now I'll agree he was being a weirdo about it but her reaction is just moronic. Instead of turning the corner and trying to find out who he's talking to she runs off, then instead of talking to any of the other girls on the farm to see if they know anything about it she goes straight to him and then again, instead of confronting him about it she just beats the living shit out of him sending him to the hospital. Then when her milk starts building up because she tried to kill the only person who she has milk her what does she do? She doesn't try to milk herself, she doesn't have any machines that can milk her, which is her own fault in the first place for not having the proper equipment, and she doesn't even ask any of the other girls there to milk her because its 'too embarrassing' yet she's perfectly fine with some complete stranger just coming in and doing it. Shes more comfortable with some random guy that she literally just met that day than her probably best friends that she's been living with for who knows how long. Now people are going to come out and say she had a genuine medical issue which I agree with, but its her own fault for everything that happened leading up to that point, now people will say 'so you wouldn't let a doctor look at your wife's privates if she had a problem there?' here's the thing, Darling isn't a goddamn doctor he's some random guy she found a few hours ago, it is a completely different scenario and, at least in my mind, milking a cowgirl is an intimate act that should only ever be done between people who trust each other, I mean that's pretty much every cowgirl's thing is that they lactate a lot and need to be milked. So in my mind, yes she is a complete and total shit. Now watch people insult me.
>>140805944
>She doesn't try to milk herself
She did. I don't know why her own hands didn't work, unless they're really calloused, but there you go.
>>140805944
>Now watch people insult me.
You're being overly melodramatic.
And you're a faggot not because you dislike her, you're a faggot because you dived into the same "<insert character here is shit>" pool that everybody else is so keen on overflowing these threads with.
>>140805693
Got any more pics of Kii like this? My Kii folder is looking abit empty.
>>140805693
>Oh man, imagine her lying in that pose and then the pieces slide apart. The ultimate come hither my love sign.
>>140805944
>Baby cry
Well its me again. I dont need to insult because other thinks diferent (when i am not trolling).
I feel her like really emotional and short somehow (remembering names is a problem for her, thats why i say short). She is a minotaur and not a cow. That specie seems to be agressive, but milk ones are easier. Her reaction was bad, but still semehow understanable for the situation she's been. Otherwise i think she is really reserved and loyal.
She tried to mil herself with poor results (story biased). She also says that is really uncomfortable to walk with those huge knockers around, and probably painful (i know some women are really sensible with them). That she ask kimihito is again, biased, of the ecchi wouldnt happen (everything happens to him). She also specify that she DOESNT think nothing about him as a person, and that she let him milk her because she doesnt have choice (at this point you know this is biased, he is in charge of other monster girl, probably thought that he is the best choice to do it).
In the end you see her very sorry towards his bf, confirming that she is probably really sensible/emotional (you know in anime strong types are this way, dumb, emotional, irrational at some points, but prideful and friendly).
So from my point of view she is an interesting character that i really like. In matter of design and personality.
It would be funny someone gets her mad and make her run around.
>>140805693
>>140805922
maybe it gets extremely soft when it's wet, so you have to make a hole through it like through wet paper only to realize that the whole thing feels fleshy
I want to marry this fish.
>>140799862
Doppelfag got banned tho.
>>140806717
Anon pls. You're giving me a boner.
>>140806801
I would like to marry this snake.
>>140805944
Maybe I'm wrong but I thought Cathyl mentioned that she tried milking machines and she broke them.
I do remember the handpumps being ineffective with certainty however.
>>140806801
She's one of my favourite. 8/10 "Wouldmarrythis fish
>>140806810
Yeah but not permanently most likely. he'll be back soon enough.
>>140806925
I miss him tbhonest famalam. I miss those primest wench pasta
>>140806801
I would marry this fish and provide her with the daughters for her tell our tragic love story upon my passing away.
>>140807063
No.
No you dont. Unless you're the second doppelfag, in which case you should follow his advice and never post again.
>>140778848
Monako more like Monoko am I right?
>>140806904
It looks like a new hybrid friend to meet.
>>140806871
That's a very cute snake Anon, you can tell she is a lot of fun to be with.
>>140806904
>>140807168
Thanks, anon.
Mero is also an amazing girl and a real sweetheart.
>>140807133
I wonder what he got banned for
Doubt it was for Doppelposting.
>>140786551
wow !
sauce ?
>>140807396
Black butler
>>140807168
I wonder what she's playing.Shes probably playing darks souls with a character that looks like darling and gets pure enjoyment when he dies doing something heroic
>>140805944
You're compressing several days worth of events into one. Recall that Merino points out that Cathyl has been on edge for a while when she a Kurusu are milking the goats. Later she uses the phrase, "lately she's been thinking he's cheating on her." Given the antics of these two plant gossips, I'm sure that they've been stirring the pot for a while as well. The pressure both mental and physical came to a head the day Darling and co. visited.
Is she an idiot for not looking before she leapt? Of course she is.
Could she have traded shearing for milking with Merino? Yes, after she brow beat Merino, who we see wanted no part of that trade herself, in to agreeing to it.
Is milking an intimate act that you should entrust to someone you trust? Again yes. When there's no one trusted around, however, one does what one must.
I can understand disliking her, even hating on her, but only if that dislike extends to all the other monster girls who have been dislocating shoulders, turning ankles, running down strangers in the street, assaulting strangers in their bath, attempting to drown other characters, kidnapping and assaulting the same, and threatening imminent death. That is, the entire group of them living at Kurusu's. Even Cerea points out in the end of ch 33 that Kurusu has it worse than the farm owner.
I can't toss out Cathyl without tossing all the rest, and I'm not willing to do that.
>>140807524
She would likely have better taste than to play dark souls
>>140807168
I wonder if Mero would enjoy playing Heroes might and magic 2 or if any of the other girls would.
>>140807680Yeah. Obviously it would be bloodborne. She's most definitely into tentacles after being friends with Oct.
New thread needed soon, fellow monmusu-ers
>>140807711
Real waifus play Heroes 3
>>140807789
How new are you?
>>140807789
Not even bumplimit yet. Calm your tits newfag.
>>140807809
Even the fan made expansions like wake of the gods or Horn of the abyss.
>>140807789
Barely at the bump limit. 10 pages of catalog to fall through before getting archived. New thread will not be needed for quite some time, anon.
>>140807789
Don't worry newfriend it's going to be ok.
>>140807899
Any doujin darling was fucking smith?
>>140807452
seriously ?
thx annon
>>140808132
I hope not once he realizes the superiority of human puss he'll kick all those fucking freeloaders out and we wouldn't have a story any more
>>140807680
Mero would only play fish simulator
>>140807524
A tragic telltale game
>>140808204
It was during the zombie on ship arc if you just wanted to read that part
>>140808204
>everything about this post
Please
Fuck off to facebook.
>>140808206
Darling should have just fuck smith already by now due to all the sexual tension she's giving him
>>140807809
Miia and Papi play as dungeon. Tio plays Stronghold. Cerea Plays as Rampart. Mero plays as Cove. Suu plays as Tower. Zombina plays as undead. Manako plays as Castle.
>Rachnera gives Darling a playful nibble during play, and an hour later he's in the ER with half of his face going necrotic
Spiders: Is it worth it?
>>140808419
>not posting the .gif
the fuck wrong with you?
and yes, Spooder always worth it
>>140808419
> implying spooder venom is harmful in monmusu universe
Cerea is best girl.
>>140808497
Spider is cute.
>>140808388
>Cerea not playing castle
Anon pls
>>140808497
>2016
>Gif
Don't tell me the spooderlovers are stuck in 1964
>>140807665
You should spend any word, he ran away.
Analising an anime event is not worth. In short she is the "gets mad easily" and "act first talk later" type. But thats what i like from her as minotaur race.
>>140808419
Despite the the fang-filled grin, she's clearly lipping and licking there not biting.
>>140808497
Remember that when spider ingests human tissue during coitus, She becomes addicted that man's particular Gylcoprotein flags on his cells. Her body is becomes the perfect vessel for their mutual love.
>>140808573
gifs are more versatile than webms
>>140808419
Yes, also no canon venom known.
That said its odd crab never mentions this. He does with the Lamias though. ALL spiders have venom, its weird that it has never come up. Cant be because of 'human half'. Viper Lamias human half has venom.
>>140808633
Nice fanfiction anon
>>140808559
Cerea flipped a coin to see whether it she would play either Rampart or Castle. Rampart won the coin flip.
>>140808595
Too manly for me. But she's a good character non the less.
I prefer... softer girls.
>>140808700
I get that Rampart has the Centaurs but not playing as the noble knights would be completely out of character for her
>>140808676
Pointing out the obvious
>>140808772
Do you think that the Rampart is any less noble than the Castle?
>>140808630
>tfw Rach will never nib on you.
>>140808595
Thing is he's not completely wrong about her. She's hardly a pure innocent victim here. It's just that neither is any other girl, but for some reason, most if not all of them get a pass. Not to mention that Darling is pushing duodeca-timing status at this point, but that's never an issue, except for Cici thinking he's over-committed.
>>140808388
And Doppel picks Conflux, wins every time and makes fun of them all.
>>140808644
Arachnera subspecies card only mentions venom when talking about the Large Breed subspecies. So, other than getting your ears pinked accidentally, Rachnee nibbling on you should be perfectly safe.
>>140808288
thank
>>140808315
i love you to m8
>>140809215
>Small breed spider imouto
When?
>>140809513
Just because I haven't seen it for a bit.
>>140808388
>Zombina plays as undead
Truly a woman after my own heart...>You will never dominate the world with Zombina by creating hundreds of thousands of Power Liches
>>140799403
>"At least she doesn't know how to open doors."