Haifuri

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You can only choose one from each division

>>140606559
Doujins when?

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>>140606669
>We can be pretty laid-back and fun too
Nein, never.

>>140606669
You're portrayed as strict because of belgium

>>140606669
You're portrayed as strict because of poland

Can someone just fucking die already?

>>140606872
you first

>>140606886
More like spotted the American.

>>140606889
I'm not in the show though anon

>>140606669
Which part of German are you from?

>>140606872
>wanting anyone to die
Go ahead.

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>>140606872
Someone will be Mami'd at ep3 they said.

>>140606667
Are the twins 2 for 1?

Maron, Marikouji, Mikan, Machi, Coco

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As a German, I felt pride when she competently took over.

>>140606872
Ded is definitely going to happen soon
There's going to be some ships missing when they arrive to the school, the Musashi being one of them

>>140606994
The boys' pride got Mami'd.

>>140607293
>For starters, stop being so fucking creepy. Nobody cares.
He is German, of course he would take your question seriously.

>>140607330
You could have just said Bavaria, instead of being so fucking German about about it.

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Looks like episode 3 didn't work. What episode is the next prediction faggots.

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>>140607179
Do you know German's nickname? Germs

>>140607179
Best line ever.

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Shirochan a cute.

>>140607183
That's educational. i am the one asking btw

>>140607277
I wonder if they can even make it safely to the school. The principle's message stated that all ships returning to the school are prohibited from engaging in combat, so if a ship or whatever attack them and they fight back, the school won't be able to protect them anymore.

>>140606669
It's not just the japs that think this.

>>140607418
Should do one with Yamato on it.

>>140607183
Cool but we're not here to hear about your city. Just link the town and shut up, or take it to /int/

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Germany and Finland are getting the best treatment in anime.

>>140606667
Kuro, Ritsuko, Minami, Mayumi ,Mei

>>140607418
I want to bully her for her plushy collection.

>>140607330
Take it easy, Fritz. Don't get all invasiony about it.

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episode 4 spoiler

>>140607403
We have moved on. It is all about mind control techno mumbo jumbo right now.
[ ] remote long microwave mind control alien technology
[ ] invisible nanomachine brain parasite
[ ] deep sea alien parasite
[ ] sea zombies

Pick your favorite.

>dat samefagging

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Why is Macchi so イケメン
>>140607593
High School Fleet: Cataclysm

>>140606669
>portray us
I don't think a girl with that name like that is supposed to portray anybody. It's just moe stereotypes and fun.

>>140607568
>>140607643
>>>/int/
>>>/pol/

>>140607653
What BL series is that image from?

>>140606667
Trash, Sonar, Doctor, Lookout, Brown Sugar

>>140606669
Well, your glorious Merkel had a comedian arrested because he made fun of the turks. At least you shouldn't be funny over everything in germany.

MokaxMike. Tsundere over board.

>>140607593
>zombies and train
Those kabaneri guys are kind of stupid if they didn't escape to the sea with their boats to avoid the zombies. Why did they think making wall would be safe? Zombies can't swim.

>>140606667
Whichever one is
-Sawara Harumi
-Hanayo Koizumi
-Kanae Ito
-Minami Katayama

>>140607464
It doesn't really matter because the Harekaze is out of ammo.

>>140607801
But aren't those zombies learning? What if they learn to swim?

>>140607801
>Leaving your precious de facto land.

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>>140607780
>>140607643
>as a German I sometimes hate how the Japanese portray us as the strict character every fucking time. We can be pretty laid-back and fun too.
>We can be pretty laid-back and fun
fucking Germans

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>>140607933

>you will never be a boi aboard a submarine that is defeated by a Blue Mermaid
>you will never be captured and turned in to a sex slave for the crew
>Weilhemina won't step on your penis and humiliate you
>Mei will never ride straddle you and ride you until your penis breaks
>the Engineering team won't force you to lick their sweat off

>go to bed
>both /ak/ thread and haifuri thread get archived
>both threads were talking the same thing

>>140596330
(scores of complainings about mistranslated ship types and speed termns)
>Why don't you make your own fansub group then

>>140578349
>As an aside, /ak/,
>Puyaasubs version of Hai-furi translates "srew shaft" as "tuerca husillo"
>Maybe /ak/ should actually do Spanish subs of this series

You know, this might not be so bad an idea. Doing a script from ero is much work, but cleaning up all the correct termns is actually quite fast - and Anon even provided better translations of the ED and OP lyrics, too.
I'd need for that the help of someone savvy enough with IJN naval orders, but in the thread that got archived were enough of them...
Any takers?

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>>140608018
>Mei will never ride straddle you and ride you until your penis breaks
>the Engineering team won't force you to lick their sweat off

>>140607780
You sound fuhrerious.

How the hell do they even know how to do their job? this shit drives me nuts, they never took any classes or anything, they just threw them into a ship and told them to get to some place.

>>140608058
You missed a naval autsit by a hair, he was sperging over fractions of knots in the previous thread.

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Why did they do that close up to that shark?

>>140608129
>they never took any classes or anything,
Are you this stupid?

>>140608129
Presumably they have been learning this stuff in middle school before they took the test.

>>140608129
They had another school before they enrolled into the Blue Mermaid school. That other school most likely teach them that seeing as how Mike and Moka was talking about all of these in the first episode.

>>140608018
Why are germans always doing fucking femdom.
Why can't I have a german girl who just loves cocks. As simple as that. I just want a good german whore, not some drill instructor stepping on my balls.

>>140608129
Little girls are taught from young to maintain engines and memorize flag semaphores.

>>140608182
Super-intelligent sharks are the ones mind controlling everybody.

>>140608182
I thought they were going to throw the shark at the sub, that would be too much.

>>140608206
Fag.

>>140606669
I'm more furious about their choice of german names.

>Misako
>Mei
>Hikari
>Wilhelmina Braunschweig Ingelner Friedeburg

It wouldn't be hard to name a german girl Anne, Kathrin or Natalie, but they have to stick with this empire bullshit in every show.

>>140608134
Without entering into such detail, I think that being consistent of when Mike is ordering full ahead, flank speed or emergecy power, instead of alwayssaying "go high speed" for all them, is less of "autism" than of doing the job right, because it getw quite confusing otherwise.
Not to mention, NOT translating the Spee as "dreadnought", or the Harekaze as "corvette", FFS!

>>140608182
Because it's super cute!

>>140606667
Maron trumpet doc brown mike

>Germans
>Navy
When will this meme die?

>>140608281
>Nips in charge of choosing foreign language names
>>140608353
Germans make good submarines though.

>>140607464
>if a ship or whatever attack them and they fight back
self-defence is a thing, Anon. If things get to "they had to fight back to be able to surrender themselves for a trial", it would hold in court.
Of course, it would mean "signal your intention noty to fight, make attemopts to flee if attacked anyway, even if fired upon, and onlyreturn fire if not doing so would mean certain death of all hands". Oh, wait. That's exactly what happened in ep. 3.

>>140608386
>Germans make good submarines though.
Not particularly. They were decent but their tactics were terrible and they were utterly gimped by effective anti-submarine measures.

Fuck this shit. How can you depict one of the most lethal forms of warfare in existence and have no fatalities? They don't even have GuP's carbon+lolbullet excuse or YuYuYu's magic bullshit as justification.

I was hoping I'd be proven wrong by the show and it'll grow some guts to kill off a character but no, gotta keep the derpy SoL.

Dropped, even Kancolle is better.

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>>140608353
Because

>>140608281
What did you think of the names in Schwarzesmarken?

>>140608444
*>attempts

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>>140608485
>Kancolle is better.
I know you're upset but let's be real.

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>>140608485
>even Kancolle is better.
I was with you up until this

>>140608353
I have no idea why they chose the German ""navy"" of all things to wank over.
Shit, even the fucking eye-ties had a better navy.

>>140608548
>mashiro munetani
>implying she is one of the star
Dude, replace her with winning-chan

>>140608353
Japs have this misconception that the Bismarck was the German version of the Yamato. Thats literally it

>>140608386
>Nips in charge of choosing foreign language names
This isn't rocket science, you'll find a shitton of popular names after a few minutes with google.

>>140608575
Because of the infamous u-boats. Also the axis connection.

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>>140608485
>even Kancolle is better.

>>140608656
But the U-Boats were shit. I just dont understand.

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>>140608485
>taste

>>140608680
Wehrabooism is a hard thing to understand for most people with an actual knowledge of WW2 history.

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>>140608485
Stay mad grimderpfag.

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>>140608615
Must be kancolle's fault for portraying bismarck as an unflappable blonde goddess, next to their literal yamato nadeshiko.

>>140608755
Kancolle portayed her as a desperate attention seeker though

>>140608485
I hope you also eternally fuck off from haifuri thread too you inbred.

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How did the submarine survive the depth charge?

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>>140605543
>Why are there no mixed schools?
Because cruiser submarines turned out to be a very bad idea

>>140608485
>Even Kancolle is better
I hope you're not real

>>140608799
It's a dud.

>>140608704
>she tastes your dick.jpg

>>140608806
That looks cool though.

>mixed school
Putting horny boys and girls in small confined places and isolated from adult supervision for weeks?
Are you guys serious?

>>140608892
Doujins when

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>>140608386
Americans made better subs and did more with them, but no one cares bout muh gato and balao.

I like modern subs the best though.

What will they next moefy?

Moe ground battles?
Moe urban warfare?
Moe prisoners of war?
Moe concentration camps?

>>140608892
Why not just make sure the guys use condoms and the girls are on pills.

>>140608485
>wanting deaths
I just want more cute SOL, fuck off.

>>140609013
You've come to the wrong show.

>>140608799
depth charges needed to be almost touching the hull to destroy an undamaged sub on its own. An explosion at this distance usually would damage it enough to be unable to continue underwater, forcing it to surface.
Of course, if the sub was already damaged, say, by many other depth charge near-misses... that's how MOST subs that were sunk by depth charges actually sunk.

>>140608992
I think you missed the "without supervision" part

>>140608975
A sub came to my city and was open to the public once. I remember my dad took me down and we had to wait around in the cold at like 5am to get on. I don't remember what it was called though, sadly.

>>140608975
>better subs
for a very specific task (raiding). The Japanese sub the one seen in the series is based upon was a much better sub for submarine warfare. Case in point: all further US subs were like it, not like the Tenchs.

>>140609067
Why would a 15 year old want to get pregnant and why would a 15 year old boy want to take of a kid? They should have taken biology class, just hand them the stuff.

Get with the times grandpa, encouraging safe sex practice > discouraging sex at all.

>>140608982

I'd like to see cute girls carrying out cute war crimes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unit_731

>>140608892
Poor doc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19_245hkRak

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>>140606667
1. Spats
2. Desuwa
3. Minami of course.
4. Noma
5. Mei

>>140606667
Maron, Hikari, Mikan, Machi, Coco

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Relations map

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>>140608982
I've been waiting so fucking long for moe ground battles and moe urban warfare
>bonding on the firebase as mortars rain down
>bitchy tsunderes suddenly get a lot more cooperative in a firefight
>tragic battlefield deaths for character development
>realizing the enemy is also cute little girls, not just faceless bad guys

>>140609334
There seriously isn't a bigger size?

>>140609345
Sora no Woto, Muv Luv?

>>140609383
>Sora no Woto
>boredom
>training
>alcohol
>shenanigans
>make-do work
>routine
>"no homo"
Best depiction of garrison life EVER

Goddamn. I just had a huge boner when cute girls operating heavy machines in cute ways. This show is fap bait to me.

>>140609124
but teens like to do excited things even when they're fully aware of problems and risks behind doing that thing

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>>140606667
I've already chosen only one from the entire crew, you can keep the rest

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>>140609383
SnW is obviously what I was going for and it was close, and great, but not quite the ground forces operator things I'm looking for
And mecha is something completely different entirely

>>140609493
Hot.

who have Isoroku's seiyuu voiced before?

>>140609493
>liking a midget

>>140607179
prepare the ovens, we got some German pride over here

>>140608847
No it wasn't.

>>140608799
Depth charges aren't an instant kill unless they directly hit the sub, and even then it's not a guaranteed thing.

More often than not depth charges only caused damage to internal plumbing and systems, forcing the sub to surface or risk becoming to heavy to get back to the surface later.

Flooding increases as water pressure goes up, so what would be dangerous at 80' below the surface is survivable above the waves. After the depth charge goes off, the sonar operator reports bubbles from the sub, indicating that she'd blown her ballast for an emergency surface specifically to keep the sub from sinking deeper and imploding.

>>140609456
Warehousing/logistics anime with cute girl operating forklifts/trucks/order pickers when?

Or a cute girls operating a mining company/quarry anime when?

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Who else thought she was a goner?

>>140606559
Is the ship the Harekaze fight in the OP, actually the Musashi?

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I will post her occasionally until she gains some popularity.

>>140609608

The music made it pretty clear that this was just wacky antics.

>>140606667
Maron
Trumpet
Mad scientist haiku smugfest
100000000% cool
Arty.Tubes could be okay too

>>140609608
What are those things by the way?

>>140609690
Towed sonar array.

>>140609572
I am content in clumsy cute girls doing construction works. And operating heavy machines.
>kyaa~~ this is too heavy to mee~
>uwaaa.. uwaaa... my hands is now sweaty by doing this
>h...hmp, this is nothing. *sob sob

>>140609690
You tow them behind and to the side of your ship so that they can find submerged mines by cutting the anchoring lines and causing them to surface so you can shoot at them to detonate them.

>>140607801
havent you watch this show? zombies can be on the sea too, faget

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best girl is lewd girl

>>140609746
Now that you mention it that does look like a paravane.

That's interesting since it suggests that anchored sea mines are still a thing in this timeline.

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>>140609659
Engine team needs its own episode.

>>140609867
They called it a paravane, I'm not sure why this is in question

>>140609920
Engineering is always the best department.

>>140609920
I really don't know what anyone else does. There bridge crew, there's engine crew, there's crow's-nest-chan and there's suihanki(RIP in pieces)

2ch:
潜水艦乗りは臭いという話題
体臭だけじゃなくてディーゼルスメルだから
男じゃなくても臭いはず

Does anyone have the pic with all the character names?

>>140610084
What does the chip chong nip nong say?

>>140610084
2ch is full of shit. Nuke boats smell just as bad.

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>>140610107
this?

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We have a bingo this episode.

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>>140606667

There is only one choice for me

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>>140606667
I only need her.

>>140610167
There wasn't a destroyed ship though.

>>140610153
Yes, thanks.

>>140609867
Girls dodging sea mines when?

>>140610282
Sensei's ship sunk after they shot theyr allegedly dummy torpedo at her.

>>140608182
I thought they were going to launch him from the torpedo tube.

>>140610310
Probably when they get to Yokosuka.

Too bad they just lost their paravane fighting a submarine.

>>140610319
That was in episode 1.

>>140610319
It didn't sink. She faked it.

>>140610374
>she faked it
Is this show just one big innuendo?
>sensei fakes it
>moka probably fakes it
>boys couldn't cut it when shit got intense and had to come up for air

>>140610425
Moeka didn't fake it though. By now she has 2-3 tentacles in every orifice.

Well I gave it 3 eps, but this shit is fucking boring. I think the only show more boring this season is Big Order.

>>140610319
Harekaze did it in self defense.

>>140609456
This. we need more anime like this

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>>140610496

>>140609456
When they had to throw all their body weight against the levers to get it to turn, I hnng'ed.

Save Moeka.

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>>140610496
Back to your containment thread

>>140609778
She's so best girl.

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>>140610668
How can she be best girl when she's worst bridge personnel?

>>140610638
Can't wait for the doujins about these two cuties.

>>140610689
Yes, I can't wait to see the doujin where they bake cookies for the entire crew and then have a sleepover.

>>140610685
But she's TORIJAKI IPPAI.

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I look forward to German and Japanese relations on gelbooru.

>>140610685
She's the traitor.

>>140610779
Mashiro is gonna get bullied so bad.

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>>140610779
They are in the ED together. Obviously they'll be scissoring all night.

>>140610727
What is it for Right huddle?

>>140610925
Mi-chan will teach Shiro-chan how to be a proper XO. On her knees, with her head in her mistress' lap.

so have you memorized all 34 names?

>>140610923
Maybe if Shiro finally gets half-night long fucking sessions that stick will pop out of her ass and become a likeable character.

>>140607516
Then I'll hit you with the entire plushy collection until you surrender.

>>140610925
>Got put in a ship full of retards
>Somehow gained herself a hot competent foreign girlfriend
>Said girlfriend will eventually return to her country and break up with her
Suck bad luck.

>>140610970
I only remember the ones I care about

>>140607418
Who is mike saluting?

>>140606559
Shouldn't that explosion destroy the entire submarine?

>>140610970
No.

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>boys'
DROPPED

>>140611133
Read the thread.
>>140608799

>>140611135
>Look guys i posted it again XD

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The cutest of muffins.

[DESIRE TO CUDDLE SHIRO INTENSIFIES]

>>140610970
I'm working on it. Memorizing all of Memeyoiga's names was a lot easier.

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>>140611135
WHY IS SHE SMILING? THIS IS NOT PURE

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>>140611135
Did you skip the OP and missed the adult bearded men? These girls are going to get heavily disciplined once they go back to Yokosuka.

>>140611194
>Did you skip the OP and missed the adult bearded men? These girls are going to get heavily disciplined once they go back to Yokosuka.
You notice that the men are standing up while the lone woman is sitting down? Don't be surprised if the guy on the right's only job is to serve coffee.

>>140611194
>implying they aren't beta slaves that get whipped and pegged by dominatrix munetani-mama

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>>140611182

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>>140610496
Why? Because no one died?

We did say that this is not gonna be your kind of show.

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>>140611194
>You'll never live in a perfect 2D world where men are objectified and kept only for sexually pleasing cute girls

>>140611233
>>140611273
My mateys

>>140611328
>You'll never live in a perfect 2D world where men have been genetically modified to make them futas and kept only for sexually pleasing cute girls

>>140611357
>tfw you're a cute futa housewife, desperately waiting for your navy officer wife to come home

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>>140608485
>How can you depict one of the most lethal forms of warfare in existence and have no fatalities?
Read this.

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>In some alternative universe, the girls of Haifuri are sexualizing the men in the SoL show they watch about people posting on an imageboard

Which Haifu would choose you as their haifu?

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Mashiro bullying Akeno and Germany bullying Mashiro doujins when?

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>>140611383
>parody
>it's just the OP animation with another anime's OP music in the background

>>140611383
>parody
>not even replacing Musashi with the brown slut from kancolle
Into the trash

>>140611507
>implying anyone would want /a/

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German girl, best girl

>>140611609
Are striped thighhighs a regular part of a german naval uniform?

>>140611409
>After 2 months long, finally, it's the day your wife comes home
>You have cleaned the house and prepared her favorite food, she should be back any moment now
>Suddenly, you receive a phone call/email
>It was reported that your wife's ship was sunk and she has gone down with it

>>140611417

I've been listening to the audiobook version of this, good stuff.

>>140611507
Isoroku, I'm pretty nice to cats in general. There's a huge feral population where I live and they know they can get some food for letting me pet them for a few minutes.

>>140611507
I study enginnering. Someone on that department has to love me right?

[Spoiler];_;[/spoiler]

>>140611609
This design kinda sucks.

>>140611815
Are you one of those faggots I keep hearing about?

>>140611850
So who knocked up the sleeping POW during the first night she spent on board?

>>140611632
Yes, similar to getting blown out by the brits is a regular part of german naval tradition

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>>140611507
>standard intercourse
>light off

>>140611804
ctrl+s anon

>>140611879
Nope, just have some taste.

>>140611804
>[Spoiler];_;[/spoiler]
Dunno about engineering, but maybe one of them likes useless moe

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Holy shit, Mashiro is so cute.

I want to take her home and cuddle her.

Germany chan is going to have fun with her.

>>140611937
Yeah, a taste for dick.

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>>140611889
Who else, motherfucker.

>>140611920
Macchi is cool but seems honestly pretty boring if you ever got in a relationship with her.

>>140611192
She knows she's gonna drown a couple of boys soon.

>>140612034
>The seven miseries of the Harekaze
>How do they make rice with the ricecooker KIA?
>Who goes around the ship knocking the crew one by one
We need five more.

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>>140608799
Gosh, from the whole thread, the better answer is from >>140609568
The answer is the pressure. WWII submarine hulls are not be able to sustain the sudden pressure boom from a nearby explosion.

Modern submarines are laughing at the old explosion depth charge, because they have dual hull layers and some submarines are using titanium hull.

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>>140608806
How's about aircraft carrier submarines?

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>>140612095
Numero Uno.

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>>140612095

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>>140612223
Another one

>>140612223
>>140612248

Sentoku class subs

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>>140612223
Japan had several. One of them was sunk near Hawaii if I remember correctly.

>>140612223
Is this a thing in real life?

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>>140612095

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>>140612366
>Captain Mike is so awesome she impregnated herself
Wait, what?

>>140611182
Wilhelmina please.

>>140611893
salty limey detected

>>140610970
mike
moka
shiro
tama
rin
mei
isoroku
maron
kuro
hotchan
acchan
doc
yu kobayashi
marikouji
winner brown sugar

>>140612339
idea during china industry boom.
Now they hardly that kind of money

>>140612403
"Wilhelmina-san, do you want a plush toy to sleep it?"
"You're my plush toy tonight."

>>140612393
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parthenogenesis#Humans

They haven't invent planes but their stem cell tech is light years ahead.

>>140611609
Striped thighhigh ruined it.

>>140607179
"Am deutschen Wesen soll die Welt genesen."
Said some cool dude in history.

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>>140612095

>>140612492
I think you mean makes it perfect.

>>140612339
No.
impractical as fuck, look at the scale and tell me where you think that monstrosity could be docked. Also don't know if the upper thing would hold up structurally when submerged, there's a reason subs are round.
also those pixels

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>>140612492

>>140612518
>>140612366
>>140612235
>>140612225
>>140612034
>>140611850
Stop it.

>>140612538
Mike-chan can't stop.

Why do they need to go to school when they can already pull off all the pro maneuvers?

http://www.strawpoll.me/10031784

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>>140606559
>Sub has fucking windows in the conning tower
>Depth charge goes off next to the conning tower
>The pressure caused by the blast somehow doesn't blow the windows in

Dropped

>>140612538
I like it

>>140612580
Does a fakeout death count?

>>140612603
I guess, but only if it lasts for more than two episodes.

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>>140612095

>>140612248
That thing looks capable of launching planes, but the recovery is a disaster waiting to hapen. if the arresting cables fail, the plane will crash into the tower.
>>140612337
I-400 series made a lot more sense. Launching and recovering floatplanes is a good idea. The only downside is that there will never be ennough planes.

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>>140612580
People will be expecting a grimdark ending up until the last episode again, aren't they?

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>>140612538
No

>>140612690
One can hope.

>>140612690
Just you wait shit's gonna get real when they get back to the school.

>>140612695
>3 seconds in ms.paint.jpg

>>140612871
No, 3 seconds in photoshop

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Relations map

>>140612991
Is it in chinese?

>>140609529
>operator
fucking day/k/are...

>>140609690
dragon dildos

>>140609723
https://youtu.be/Gq2bpvyEetY

>>140613051
No, there is some hiragana and katakana.

>>140613125
>>140613051
It's Chinese. The hiragana and katakana are just their's names.

>>140612991
Mike is having herself a nice harem.

>>140607179
>Germans are military masterminds
But Germany has never won a war...

>>140610970
I did with all the 32 girls of GuP, I should have no problem.

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>>140612095
>ricecooker

>>140612223
you realize the Surcof WAS technically an aircraft carrier, too, right?

>>140612687
>what is VSTOL?

>>140613329
Such a hero.

>>140613394
If I read those ribbons correctly, it has fought in every single war the IJN ever fought from 1870 to 1945

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>>140608982
Moe ground battles, hopefully.

>>140612522
This. The most sucessful submarine carriers (the French Surcouf and the several Japanese ones) all had easily sealable hangars to store a crane- or catapult-launched seaplane that was later crane-recovered. The British tried with a bow-mounted hangar design, but it (predictably) sunk when the front doors didn't seal properly in rough seas. The Germans actually used kite-launched autogyros for spotting. None of them had a silly flat-top crudely bolted on the deck.

>>140612687
Just catapult seaplanes and retrieve them with a crane.

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>>140613503
>The "Commando" bioshell started out as a batch of defective sex dolls. Attempts to increase the sensitivity of the genital area resulted in a morph that would break out in hives if it wore any kind of pants or undergarment. While this might not be a problem for some users, these morphs did not meet specifications and could not be sold normally.
>The batch was instead picked up by a corp which provides telipresense tours and adventure gaming in the ruins of depopulated earth. Because the bodies were bought cheaply, they can be used for risky activities such as wandering around ruined cityscapes, or survival gaming with live ammunition.
>The only quirk is that the only bodies available are teenage, female, and unable to wear underwear.
Best. Pasta. Ever.

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>submarine
>sonar stuff
>night battle
>paravane

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But who is that?

>>140613668
Zombie to jump aboard the instructor ship they just radioed.

>>140613668
random crewmen #1

>>140613668
>inb4 some faggots drop the show over it

>>140613748
Some will claim it just forr you

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>>140613668
WHAT
NO
FUCKING DROPPED

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>>140609228

>>140609228
It's not a crime if it's cute.

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I still mispronounce her name Mike as an English name 'Mike' like Mikey

How are you /a/nons coping with this problem?

>>140612095
1. The Bridge knows. After all, one of them was a Rice Queen Idol.
2. Mike. She's knocking up the entire ship because she can't contain her homolust for Moka.

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>>140613902
>The infected and vivisected prisoners included men, women, children, and infants, including pregnant women (impregnated by Japanese surgeons) and their infants.

>>140613949
>How are you /a/nons coping with this problem?
I'm not a homosexual.

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>>140613964
All for SCIENCE

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More and more goods keep coming out. Also, an event in September has been announced.

>>140613949
I'm not an EOP, I don't have that problem in the first place.

>>140613964
The line that Mike makes about "everyone at see is family" or something along those lines, is hilarious when you look at how the japs treated non-japs in the Pacific
Of course all those thing were probably just chink and gook lies
Also, does anyone else think that they'll try to pull off a "America was the secret enemy pulling the strings all along" plot?

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>>140614066
By why so few fanart. Does Japan hate this show?

>>140611182
i have an exact same shark plush.

>>140614066
Mashiro's eyes are terrifying.

>>140614094
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_destroyer_Ikazuchi_%281931%29

>Ikazuchi, along with Inazuma, rescued 442 survivors from the Royal Navy destroyer HMS Encounter and United States Navy destroyer USS Pope. These ships had been sunk the previous day in the Second Battle of the Java Sea, along with the cruiser HMS Exeter, in the Java Sea between Java and Borneo, off Surabaya. The survivors had been adrift for some 20 hours, in rafts and lifejackets or clinging to floats, many coated in oil and unable to see. Among the rescued was Sir Sam Falle, later a British diplomat.[8] This humanitarian decision by Lieutenant Commander Shunsaku Kudō placed Ikazuchi at risk of submarine attack, and interfered with her fighting ability due to the sheer numbers of rescued sailors.

>>140614175
Why aren't you in the blue mermaids then faggot?

>>140614094
Nah, they'd have namedropped an alphabet agency or something like that by now.

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>>140614095
So many cute girls, so little decent fanart of them.

>>140614066

Hah, Moka's still included in the goods.

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>>140614229
The doujins for this show writes themselves, the cast is yuriable/rapeable (take your pick), cute girls doing military things should appeal to them, and yet, nothing.

I feel sad.

>>140608182
>>140608294
>>140610320
>Why did they do that close up to that shark?

The toy manufacturer for that stuffed animal product and dakimakura probably required a close-up shot in meetings with the production committee.

>>140614301
it's working because I want one already.

>>140608182
It looks like the thing that they threw at the sub
Seeing the shark made mike think of the thing

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>>140614222
because i'm a boy and i can only enter submarine schools.

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>>140614300
Well to be fair it's only been 3 weeks since the show started airing, so let's give it time, there will be Doujins by the show's end.

>>140614094
WW1 japs were bros, WW2 japs were, well they were the japs we all know and love.

>>140614095
Stalker has been showing Haifuri as being in the top 3 shows for this season

>>140606667
1. Hiromi
2. Sonar
3. Twins
4. Mayumi
5. Mei

>>140614094
Chink here.
My grandmother would rant about the Japanese being baby-eating demons from hell.
She passed away a week after she found out I'm a weeb.
I like to think that knowledge caused her to die.
She was pretty bitchy and not a "friendly asian grandma" so I feel nothing.

>>140614352
Looks smaller than Shiro-chan's.

>>140614540
>grandma dies
>I feel nothing
sasuga chinks

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>>140614300
>the cast is yuriable/rapeable

>>140614571
it's nearly one meter long.

>>140614571
Shiro-chan is a tiny Asian girl, most thing will look bigger next to her.

>>140614608
Most rapeable so far.

>>140613949
having a non-retard language (one that didn't spend all the Middle Ages using the cargo cult programming approach to writting and reading) as my mother tongue.
>tfw most Englishfags don't even know what I'm talking about
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Vowel_Shift

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Rather than Mashiro's, I'm more surprised at how plain Mike's room is. It looks like the alarm clock and pic related are the only things that actually belong to her. It's also funny that she only has her old photo with Moka on the desk. That spot is usually reserved for family's picture.

>>140614598
You'd feel nothing for your grandma too if all she cared about was the amount of money your parents are not sending back to her so she can indulge in her old women hobbies.

>>140614300
>yuriable/rapeable (take your pick),
Why not both?

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/r/ Musashi with another crashing into them