>I was born with glass bones and paper skin.
>Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms.
>At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
Literally who in Japan thought an anime about cute girls suffering non-stop for 22 minutes would be a good idea?
Somehow the construction sign thing makes me uncomfortable. Being upbeat in the face of insane misfortune, and being absurdly sickly and self-deprecating are both endearing quirks, but somehow being in love with a road sign is a bridge too far for me
And I can't help but read it as some kind of meta-commentary, because I'm just thinking "How can she be in love with a flat soulless abstract depiction of a person" as I sit here and look for the flat soulless abstract anime girls who are going to give me good feelings for this season
We're playing Moénopoly. Pick your character
Frail girls are the best.
I want to break every bone in her body so I can take care of her.
So this is what girls talk about when there are no dudes around
I like how the gimmick of misfortune somehow fixes their archetypes.
Makes the positive genki actually less annoying because her genki is well-placed.
Makes the perfect oujo debilitatingly useless and adorable as fuck.
Makes the straightman endearing with the fish out of water shtick.
Maybe it'll make the token dyke and cute boy refreshing as well.
So let me get this straight.
You want to feed, bath, and wash a girl with broken bones whose barely conscious?
Anon I think you want a doll, not a waifu.
>We had two bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
This show and Kuma Miko are really upping my reaction image folder for this season.
Yeah, that's why I was hoping this will be middle school.
Somehow everything is a little bit more innocent and exciting with them. High school setting is much more common, and a bit more boring to me, but not a grave fault anyways.
We just had a whole season of that already
Anon, I- This isn't something that should be "revealed" after a single episode.
This is- How the fuck is having brittle bones being retarded?
And Ruri's normal as can be, she just kinda loves a street sign, so what. I have a screwdriver named Screwtholomew, who cares? Lost it once and felt empty, I don't think this is relevant.
So what if I, too, was in a special needs class for a few years. Just a coincidental mistake.
Fuck you, anon. This is ruining my day.
If only Anne Happy was like Galko at all.
>Girls are in the "lucky" class right at the end of the hall.
>One girl has OCD and stares at a sign all day.
>One girl clearly has autism.
>One girl is weak and drug dependent.
As a teacher who works with exceptional students (they're called exceptional now, not special needs), I can't tell if I'm describing this show or my class.
>people are unironically saying 'Anne Happy'
Are you guys watching """Bear Meets Girl""" too?
Oh wow, I just got the 'Anne Happy' pun
It even says UNHAPPY in the ED, why must translators ruin everything I love.
>Literally who in Japan thought an anime about cute girls suffering non-stop for 22 minutes would be a good idea?
>yfw he hasn't watched excel saga
Redhead best girl, reminds me of OCD chan from Mayoiga
Botan is best when she's suffering, though.
Also her family must be rich. Everyone eats her candy.
That weak pathetic Botan puts the name to shame.
>Botan will die from childbirth due to her weak constitution
>Anne will either die as well or have a miscarriage because she has the shittiest luck of 'em all
>Hibiki will never love you because she has a 2d husbando
>the other two are dykes
Who the fuck are we supposed to impregnate in this shit?
All of them, forcibly if necessary.
You have enough brain damage to belong in that class.
you could literally screenshot the whole thing
is this what having friends is like?
Submit completely to her will.
where do the anne-happys fit on this tree?
Redhead needs giant eyebrows. Blatant miss, character designer.
>That zettai ryouiki
I want to have sex with her in front of her husbando and force him to watch.
Look at them flops.
Just look at them.
Hanayamata was bad.
Just face it and move on.
It would have if the author and his nitroplus fuccbois didn't intentionally fuck it up.
Calcuting the exact dosages of suffering, SoL, and distilled moe to find the true formula that will end the suffering of salarymen everywhere.
qt girls suffering is my genre of choice. this was made for me.
You have 10 second to explain why PUNCHMINDHAPPINESS isn't the best OP this season.
>I have a screwdriver named Screwtholomew
I can't. I seriously can't stop watching it. Both ganbacchaou parts especially are incredibly fun to watch.
But in all seriousness, with Dogkabou behind it, the Sansha Sanyou OP will probably be better.
>it's a personalized OP for the series with the VA singing it while in-character with lots of goofy visuals
Nanako will most likely die soon from some animal related accident.
Botan is essentially dead on her first orgasm as she will break her spine.
Hibari is /a/ as her love is separated from her forever by a dimension.
White hair is destined to be a lesbian or eventually get killed by an yandere dyke who catches her scent.
Redhead at worst will always have to be with someone if she doesnt want to be lost forever.
Redhead got the least worst condition and future comparatively.
Someone from the other thread posted but no source so believe it if you want, but it was that she attracts all female animals to her (which is why she is always filled with animals around her).
>She closes the door, pushes me against the wall--
>Literally, pushes me against the wall and starts kissing me.
>And that was my first French kiss.
>It was incredible, and it went on and on and on.
>I thought that was the start of my life, but in fact it was the end of it.
>What had happened is I'd caught glandular fever.
>She gave it to me, and completely paralyzed me.
Botan won't survive first base.
Post your DAshit art and advertise your Pixiv account so we can ban your ass again.
study for several yearsto cureher diseasewhile you reassure her that everything will be alright?
The backgrounds are really nice in this one. Is this the same guy who did Grimgar?
Silly anon... You're so cute and naive, for I am a lewdfag too!
I'm looking forward to share threads with you.
Is just me or those two are the same person?
>shot right before the OP shows all the main characters going to school
Nice little hidden detail there.
I want to abuse Botan.
Something akin to this pic.
construction sign guy
I will cheat on Hibari, I will force her under the bus if it threatens me, and otherwise abuse her one-sidedly. And when I win I will throw her aside, but still she will love me.
And she literally cant take it, look at her hand after a fucking handshake.
There is a big difference between self-hating and masochist.
She is unlucky, most likely it would break or not work.
I haven't heard her voice go that low before.
No, seriously. Is this girl not right in the head?
What the shit?!
What's the point of wearing a jacket this small
Neither is my waifu an- Oh yeah...
I enjoyed it, though it felt like they were laying the sappiness on a little thick for a first episode.
I get the point that's it's supposed to show they're actually lucky for having such great friends, but it just feels corny when they haven't given us a chance to get attached to the characters yet.
>this anime is not beautiful
Quite a newcomer cast here (these are their most recent prominent roles).
I hope she will find real boyfriend in the last episode
/u/ reaction will be glorious
It's interesting seeing all these various SHAFT directors do some SoL and see how they differ from one another.
To Sakura Trick.
ST tried to emulate Hidamari too much while Koufuku had that post-monogatari sterile standard. I really like all the chibis and warm pastel colors this one has.
>Wanting someone to get between a girl and her fated husbando
So let me get their disabilities straight:
>a zoophiliac masochist
>2D lover and general /a/-tier autist
>hypochondriac with a massive drug collection
>girl with poor sense of direction I guess
AOTY, all years.
I'm self-inserting into Taroumaru 2.0 as soon as he shows up, which will be probably next episode.
The other girls are just dumb. This girl is insane.
>class specifically used to dump mentally "special" girls in
>break all your bones Botan
>happy regardless if my hand is getting mauled by a dog Anne
>I have a husbando Hibari
>the show literally just plays it all off for laughs
Nigger that's some near black comedy shit right there.