Will they all go off-model model next episode and look like pic related?
I want to order a cake for the last episode to celebrate. What image should I get on it?
>has to be something official
>needs to be of decent quality
>no fan art
>would like all matsus present
Thanks I might clean this up actually go with this one.
Okama business cards
Apparently Jyushi wants you to undress
“To everyone, this is the first time I've ever written a letter so I'm a bit nervous. 'what's this out of the blue?' 'Gross' 'is your self-awareness rising again?' I'm sure you all might think that, but this is the first time living apart from all of you. I’m sort of embarrassed to say it face-to-face so I thought I’d write a letter. When I finally found a job…”
What does the rest say? I'm dead over here wondering.
I find that so hard to believe in this day and age... Though I suppose that since they don't have what you could call a social life and mostly only talked to each other, they might just not need one at all. It's so absurd to me they don't own a basic cellphone regardless, though.
>predictions for next episode
It was all a dream. But after Oso wakes up, he goes to get a job and moves out for the sake of spurring everyone else to start their independent lives.
When you're feeling homesick, always remember that at least you're not Ichi.
>mwf finally got White Day Juicy just in time.
Did you anons get 'em all too.
I think Iyami's reaction to Choro getting a job was the best. At first, he was being his usual asshole self, but after realizing that Chroro was actually gonna do it, he was actually proud.
>tfw can't move out of home because ridiculous university fees
I really do hate to be a blogshitter but damn, this episode made me want to leave even though it's not feasible at the moment.
Was he? I thought he just stopped ranting because Choro was crying and even Iyami thought it'd be low of himself to keep going.
Though I'm not really sure how to interpret what Iyami said as he drove off.
>leaving your home literally the moment you get a job, even though you have a good relationship with your family, just for the sake of "independence"
Why would someone do that?
At least the others had the excuse of not wanting to deal with Oso's bullshit or feeling pressured to follow Choro's steps.
Sadly no, I never got WD Jyushi or Ichi. But I got Kara on the last day. Hopefully they'll have them all again next year.
>plan on drawing a page for each matsu
>this fucking happens
Have to agree, I've made cakes and biscuits for my waifu on Valentine's and Christmas before. It's fairly common if you're really into your waifu or just a show in general. Will probably make something for next week myself.
so its just the end of the reason, right?
It wasn't specifically Nyaa-chan retiring, that was just the catalyst. He always had plans of giving up that lifestyle and moving on but he never possessed the conviction to take that first step. What certainly didn't help was living with five equally unmotivated dudes who only berated him for talking about moving on, even if he didn't completely mean it at that time.
I saw it as Iyami expecting Choro to make some sort of angry comeback to the things he was saying, but instead he had to deal with Choro genuinely crying the whole ride. After dealing with the brother's shit for >20 years, that would throw anyone off.
>Choro did it because Nyaa-Chan retiring made him realize that he needs to grow up.
Choro realizing what he wants to do stems all the way back to the Choromatsu Incident, it hardly has much to do with Nyaa-chan specifically. At first he was mad about being 'found out' that he's as bad as the rest of them. In Choromatsu Rising, Totty berates him for always announcing plans he doesn't see through, and he's in a pit of denial for a bit. In the Kamimatsu skit, he finally admitted himself that he was no good. And finally, he gave up a free pass to stay and wither away life in the Dayon tribe, and was left with no option but to face the real world.
If we get 6 Osomatsu seasons, I would want this to be the grand finale of the last one.
>mfw if we get season 2, Pierrot's gonna blow their load and put everything the fans want in there
>nothing left for season 3
who posted this >>138972973 here,
I've recently heard that the Choromatsu rising episode might have been a foreshadowing of him realizing that he and his brothers were living in a fantasy world. The only way to get out of that fantasy world was to move on into reality. In that same episode it's shown that Oso's self-awareness orb is the smallest which could show that he's the deepest in this fantasy world and doesn't want it to end
You mean artistic.
Not so sure yet.
You know what you're right. It's the least I can do. I'll make a cake with all of them on it.
They were definitely developing his character through multiple skits. I like that.
So he didn't get one grand skit all to himself like we were expecting (Choromatsu Rising was pretty underwhelming compared to the focus Ichi, Jyushi, and Totty got in their centric skits), but the magazines telling us to look forward to him weren't lying.
>they're in a fantasy world
>abandoning it hurls them out into the real world; real life footage plays on screen
>last ten minutes is Oso debating with himself about moving on
I'm okay with this.
>Oso is one of Ichi's favorite brothers
>also the one that killed him
What did she mean by this?
In the end, everyone will congratulates Oso for getting a job.
At the next day, everyone will be fired.
Now gooks are mourning too
I don't think he's gonna make it
he can't die
at least not yet
What if all the brothers who left end up with jobs and come back to visit Oso who still doesn't have a job, but is the only one who
is no longer a virgin
Source for this?
Image says that they're coming out with a novel of shorts mainly focused around the older brothers. Total of 10 shorts.
>Youngest Brother Osomatsu
>Choromatsu's Great Late-Night Adventure
Other short titles include (rough translations): "White or Black?" "Be cautious of the Karamatsu disease" "Summer break" "A kiss with the passionate fish scale(??)" "From the Izakaya" "Court trial" "It broke!"
On sale July 29.
> mainly focused around the older brothers
>hate on Kara and Ichi.
Over the line.
Do you want it to go back to the status quo? Or do you want the brothers to continue on their own individual paths? I can't see it ending as the latter but I suppose it would be interesting to see where this takes each of them.
Someone improvised a really lovely Osomatsu medley.
Her version of Kara's theme reminds me of the Kung Fu Panda ost.
I think status quo would be quite cheap but they'll do it anyway.
It'd be nice if they all find some shitty jobs just as japanese society demands but they're still living together to go through it
The younger brothers obviously can't survive on there own, Chroro is already getting depressed, and Kara is pushing himself way to hard.
I want a status quo ending just so they can all be ok.
>It'd be nice if they all find some shitty jobs just as japanese society demands but they're still living together to go through it
This. Best ending is them stopping being NEETs but still living together with their parents.
> No best ot3
> Older brothers
We can hope author puts some anyway.
> Oso and Kara
> Choro and Ichi
> Jyushi and Totty
They don't have to go on their separate ways, but they don't have to become NEETs again either. They could all rent a little house together while keeping their jobs/searching for one and support each other. I think I would be satisfied with an ending like this, it wouldn't disregard the character development and it still leaves potential for sextuplet shenanigans if they ever plan to make other seasons.
If they ever do any future novels, I assume these will be some of the variations they might cover:
>Maybe a "Tidbits Collection"-type novel for the side characters
Great-blaster put up more translations. As expected, there's nothing silly hidden in Kara's resume.
Fuck I usually couldn't care less for shitty anime vine edits but this one got to me
The only vine edit you need is this one, my friend
>the bites on the chocolate are how each matsu eats a bar
Holy shit, I never noticed
>Kara's somehow has been carved to spell the word "LOVE"
how in the fuck
Got these messages while getting to a new stage. I really need to learn moon.
I know some of the Bootlegmatsus have names that seem to pun off of their original, but Amatsuka's takes the cake.
>Amatsuka's name uses the characters 天使
>天使 Can be read as "angel"
>10 + し
Fuck, you thought the exact same thing as me
he'd be gentle but firm
Not that anon but I'm a Karafag and I'd rather buy the novel if the trio was a mixed one. Like Oso, Ichi and Kara, or anything else involving Totty too because I think it'd be more fun.
I don't really want to fuck him though, he's probably around 23 but I'd still feel like a criminal.
He'd be fun. Not denying that he's a fucking weirdo, but he'd be fun.
I'd do it. I'd let him wreck me.
Stop it anon, when you say it like that it sounds pretty hot.
Did he get a black eye because he fought with Osomatsu?
He will whisper "muscle muscle hustle hustle" in your ear with each thrust
Yes. Oso punched him back for hitting him with the magazine even though Oso didn't bother to see Choro off.
Totty did a good job.
Thread pls, I can only be so aroused
Joking about it still is too far for me
It didn't look like it hurt that much compared to what Kara did. I think it just freaked him out more how Oso turned on him. Of course Jyushi should really pay more attention sometimes to what he is doing so this could have been avoided somewhat.
No shit it was obvious. My brothers do the same crap. When that happens you shouldn't try to mess with them regardless if you meant it or not. Oso gave Jyushi several warnings so it wasn't out of the blue.
This is the only thing I hated Jyushi for. The muscle hustle is fine just not that.
It was still out of the blue considering it's Oso, nobody expected him to react like that. Sure he did tell Jyushi to stop but he was being really quiet during the whole scene while everyone else was pretty loud.Given that it was meant to be a happy goodbye celebration I can't blame them for not noticing how he was feeling, he wasn't the focus
It's not about how much it hurt, it's about how surprised he got and tried to pretend it didn't happen so the mood wouldn't be even worse.
>Of course Jyushi should really pay more attention sometimes to what he is doing so this could have been avoided somewhat.
Everyone noticed the overall sad mood, but what backfired Juushimatsu is that he didn't pay especial attention to Oso. He was trying to cheer up everyone with his antics.
I just relaized I have a ton of blank pictures in my Osomatsu-san folder
Like for example this one. Does anyone have an explanation?
Totty's heart may be dry and shriveled, but it's still there in the end.
A thief who forced Oso into stealing. If he didn't he would kill him and his family. Of course no one believed him since he was so nice. It was pretty fucked up.
The younger brothers will be focused on in 小説 おそ松さん 後松 which will be released at the end of November.
This gives me a pretty good kek every time I see it.
I think everyone would be heartbroken. Also it would kind of destroy the point. I could imagine maybe an ep about a matsu about to lose their virginity, but something'll go wrong.
They already lost it to flag poles.
The one one with any stamina would probably be Juicy, and that's just because he's good for multiple rounds.
I honestly can't even imagine what sex with Totty would be like. Considering the fact that he hasn't lost it yet after surrounding himself with so many girls I think maybe he just isn't capable of it.
They won't ever because as >>138982857 said, it's one of the points behind the comedy and since this ended up drawing a female following, their innocence has to be preserved.
This is probably canon, at least for the first few times. He'd probably feel pretty bad about it even if he wouldn't show it outwardly.
He'd likely get grossed out. Sure he has his kinks, but I could imagine him being like "Oh, so that's what it really looks like?" and being kind of disgusted since his porn would censor things/gloss over reality.
Sounds adorable to me.
> I could imagine him being like "Oh, so that's what it really looks like?" and being kind of disgusted since his porn would censor things/gloss over reality.
Great, now I'm never going to be able to get this idea out of my head. It sounds completely feasible for him and only lends more credence toward the theory that he's actually in the closet/unsure of his sexuality.
Anon the last few posts have been about losing virginities and popping off early, that's nothing compared to the shit that gets talked about here sometimes.
I have a feeling that he just can't get it up. In an interview with one of the staff members they said every time Totty comes close to losing his virginity something happens. I think the pressure is just too much for him and he can't perform.
Osomatsu is only a virgin because he's
actually saving himself for marriage with Totoko and is to proud to admit it
Oso-Would try to copy what he has seen in porn videos but fail horribly.
Kara-He would try to be passionate and sexy only for it to come off being corny.
Choro-Would be a nervous wreck getting past first base is probably the best he can get.
Ichi-Will either be a filthy disgusting degenerate or attempt to shit on a table since he can't deal with it.
Jyushi-Will be an animal that will just be simple minded with his desires forgetting actually please his partner.
Todo- Probably talks big yet wouldn't know what the fuck to do since he never gotten this far.
I will keep this in mind if I ever have sex.
I didn't mean it in a sexuality way actually. More like how arousal in general doesn't look like his dirty magazines and the sounds would put him off. For the whole "is Totty gay" it'd be stereotypical if he was, so I'm hoping he isn't.
This is another posibillity. His standards might be impossibly high.
>there will never be a doujin showing the brothers awkwardly losing their virginity
I am still pissed there are hardly any doujins of all the brothers having sex together. It's usually just focus on two of the brothers. The best you could find is mob porn of them all together. Such wasted potential I say.
With an anon? Male or female? I can put that on my to-draw list
There's quite a bit of fic as well.
Anonymous female since it's more in tone with the actual show, but that's just me.
As for fic, most people round these parts blanch at the idea of reading fanfiction (even though they like fanart and doujin). I guess that's understandable since 90% of fic is garbage but I've seen a few good ones. One of my personal favorites is of the "Matsus fail to lose their virginity" variety.
People here hate fanfiction and not doujin or fanart because most of us can only read fanfics written by the western fandom, and tumblr is terrible. Almost all the fics on AO3 are angsty suicidal drivel. I've never read any of the matsu/reader stories. I've always assumed they were unbearably cringy.
It's funny but a few threads ago there were some anons raging about oc in the thread.
I'm not one for angsty crap either. I did read a cute fic where the matsus crash your wedding though, even though it was pretty cheesy.
Nice. Any matsus you want to see first?
Not that it matters because I'll draw my fave first but still
> I've never read any of the matsu/reader stories
The only one I'd recommend is Requiem for a Regrettable Romance because it's well written, funny (humor feels like a bit of an extension of the show at times) and it's about the Matsu bros being shitheads and sexually incompetent. But it's written with a female protag so if you're not a grill you're going to have to suspend disbelief pretty hard.
Ichimatsu and Osomatsu would be my first picks. Karamatsu is good too.
I don't see much of a point in fan-fiction when fantasizing would be better. At least with doujins and fan art it makes you really appreciate the art which in turn can serve as better catalyst for your imagination. Most fan-fiction too fucking awkward to get into.
It's completely true.
Makes me wish I spent more time honing drawing ability when I was younger instead of writing. I feel like I picked the shittier, less appreciated art form to make fanwork in.
The burning question is
how fluffy do you imagine it would be
Trust me, the grass is always greener. I may be a drawfag but I'm surrounded by other artists all the time. It's hard to stand out.
> Trust me, the grass is always greener. I may be a drawfag but I'm surrounded by other artists all the time. It's hard to stand out.
Good point. At least your work will always be more visible/appreciated in a way, though. The thing about fanfiction is that somebody has to make the commitment to sit down and read a thing that'll take a chunk of their time. Good luck though. As someone who collects fanart (and sometimes even buys things with fanart on them) I always try to encourage drawfags.
This was a request from the thread a little while ago, but the requester didn't specify their sex, so I just ran with what I knew would be most popular with people who actually read these sort of things.
Brace for Jyushimatsu and so-so writing.
Wow. You've got an extensive vocabulary there. But it fits nicely with how blunt the scenario is.
I didn't expect Jyushi to be both attractive and terrifying, and yet here it is.
That's fair. I haven't tried writing something serious for this series yet and I don't think I will, since I kind of loathe angsty drivel and I'm not that interested in writing 'blmatsu' or whatever either. The only thing that fits in with the tone of the series are humorous pieces but my comedy sucks.
I'm pretty much always up for writing sex scenes for anons though.
Thanks a lot anon, "attractive and terrifying" is definitely the line I was trying to straddle here.
Because that has nothing to do with the show and is off topic. So is your metaposting.
Art/fic/doujin that are relevant to the show are rule-abiding and draw/write fags taking and responding to requests are allowed.
If you want to discuss something else, then start the conversation.
There's a few out there but a lot of them are off-model and therefore not worth talking about.
A-am I the only person who would prefer off-model?
I love the character dynamic, but the muppet model makes me uncomfortable. Give me something stylized.
I too shall celebrate, but with an elaborate heineken.
God bless this artist.
Are their future lives in -Kun still canon?
I assumed his internal monologue was part of the letter. If so then it would go something like this:
“To everyone, this is the first time I've ever written a letter so I'm a bit nervous. 'what's this out of the blue?' 'Gross' 'is your self-awareness rising again?' I'm sure you all might think that, but this is the first time living apart from all of you. I’m sort of embarrassed to say it face-to-face so I thought I’d write a letter. When I finally found a job...
[When I got my job, the first thing that popped into my head was all of their faces. I think they all probably know why. But I quickly got rid of those feelings. No, that's not true... I wanted to believe in them. This is better in order for all of us to move forward. I had to believe in them.]".
So far Ichi could meet a girl who's father owns a company. Jyushi fucked up his arm and living with dekapan. So he could possibly work with him and become a doctor. Todo seems to homesick so it make sense to find a local job like being fish monger. Oso could potentially end up being an office worker. The only ones that don't seem to be following the Kun path is Choro and Kara.
Man, Kara really is the man of the family. I'm Ichifag, btw.
Kara is the Michael Corleone of matsu family
Karamatsu handled that situation flawlessly. Even Ichimatsu seemed to know it.
I still don't really understand why he moved out and what his reasons were when he explained it to Chibita, though. Todo left after he got into a tiff with Osomatsu that left him with a black eye. Jyushi managed to secure a job and left. Ichi presumably couldn't handle the atmosphere/got depressed and walked out.
But I don't get why Kara left or what "we'll be ruined as sextuplets" meant, makes me wonder if there are translation ambiguities there.
>Be cautious of the Karamatsu disease
Don't touch Karamatsu or you will catch his Karamatsu-germs.
>tfw you're a Karafag and everyone around you is losing their shit
We never got that episode but at least we got this.
>But I don't get why Kara left or what "we'll be ruined as sextuplets" meant, makes me wonder if there are translation ambiguities there.
He uses the term 駄目になる, which means to become bad/no good/useless.
Maybe, I'd have to rewatch the scene.
That makes more sense than the subs. Weird to think of him as having an awakening to that reality like Choro did, considering he's spent the series saying he has "no plans" and just wants to be taken care of for the rest of his life.
Because it's Karamatsu, everything he does has to have flair.
It's one of my favorite pieces of merch for that reason too, though.
> osomatsu just takes bites out of wherever, eating it like a bar
> choromatsu snaps a block off the bar
> ichimatsu tries to snap a block off the bar but it all goes pear-shaped
> jyushimatsu demolishes half the thing in a bite
> totty takes a teeny nibble out of the corner
I eat it like Choro since you can easily snap it and give it to a friend due your mouth not actually touching the chocolate. As for Kara I think he was playing around with his more then actually eating it.
Yeah and drawfags are weeping that they aren't musicfags etc. In the end all everybody wants to do is entertain others it's just about being good at it. With art you can judge it quickly, with writing it takes some attention span that got halved in 97 and then again in 07 with everything going mobile. Music you can listen to while doing other stuff but it's hard to be outstanding in that field.
I seriously don't think they are going to kill Ichi.
What i DO fear though, is that they are going to hospitalyze him, and my heart couldn't take a whole "family around hospital bed" reunion.
I hope Ichi is just found on the streets by one of the brothers and that he isn't the reason they come back together. Kara or Choro would be the best ones to find him dying of starvation.
All the brothers care deep down. The issue is Oso is selfish on having it his way. So right now he is angry that things are changing. He can't really stop his brothers even though he wants everything to stay the same. Even if he said goodbye to Choro it would still eat away at him.
They robably don't want to bother him and let him do his thing.
I doubt they excepted Ichi to ever move out and try make something of himself, so now that (they think) he decided to do that, they don't want to stop him in any way and just hope everything will be fine.
GB's translation of Nakamura's tweet.
>“Next week is the last episode, huh? I bet no one could even imagine that that happened to become this and do that to end up like that. Even we were all ??? about it.”
Ichi would make a great house cat for the Christmas couple.
A cat you can have a threesome with.
>AV-chan isn't super popular but seems pretty well liked by Nips
Would the same probably happen if a huge pairing pillar like Kara or Ichi got a qt3.14 one-shot girlfriend or would the fujos start a massacre?
>What i DO fear though, is that they are going to hospitalyze him, and my heart couldn't take a whole "family around hospital bed" reunion.
Christ this episode was heavy.
And not in the ham-fisted "muh manly/love story feels" way.
On the other side of things, BEST GIRL NYA CAME BACK AND GOT A SPEAKING ROLE.
When artists are in the mood again.
Whoever the Matsu is indoors, they look more mildly inconvenienced than concerned about their little brother's brains splashing out onto the pavement.
I never thought Nyaa would be such a stone cold bitch. I loved it.
Most of the matsus fit into a common stereotype, but Todomatsu's is escaping me. Metrosexual doesn't seem right, but we've all seen Asians dress like that.
Is there a term to describe what I'm talking about? inb4 faggot.
Great-blaster got marked by Adobe? Not surprising. It's an evil company. They always pull this sort of bull shit.
All of the official bios/descriptions use the word "effeminate". Not in the homosexual way, but in the "has girly preoccupations" kind of way. He doesn't really fit into a stereotype.
If he was a stereotype, it would be "girl" imo. He's concerned with his appearance/fashion and is always taking selfies and using social media, but behind closed doors with his brothers he's bitchy and catty.
Ah fuck, I was trying to resist these but I had to do it. Just got the juicy one.
I've never preordered so much stuff for an animu before. Got 6 things on order now christ is this the slippery slope of buyfaggotry? I thought I was already as deep as I could get being a dollfag and all.
He isn't worst matsu. He is just immature niisan.
I know right?
Fucking perverts, all of them.
I need this game immediately. Anyone knows what the screenshots say?
Two of my favorite things in the world combined, I would pay any amount of money.
When will people start using pixiv correctly?
>I need this game immediately. Anyone knows what the screenshots say?
Karamatsu says "I want to live a life without working". Ichimatsu says "So, what are your plans after this?".
Thank you anon, much appreciated.
The link in the Tweet takes us to a blogpost that can be easily translated with Google translate, but of course, there's no way to translate the text off images.
It looks like a game I want even if I'll never understand what's being said (unlike the other games that have some out so far that don't really require reading/context).
Just as his name suggests, everything about him is ichiban
The idea of a game where you take care of the Matsus sounds fun, but I'm expecting that the gameplay is gonna be boring. Most of the screens in that post show them saying stuff from the show, so the dialogue may be limited too. And if you can't read it either, then it's probably not as fun. But you can still dress them up and touch them.
Anon are you fucking serious? Get the translate app on your phone and camera your screen if you can't read nip on images. It's still crappy Google translate but it works fast and it's better than nothing.
Stream. Waiting is painful.
>likes to eat
>has a flair for the theatrics
>wants to be popular & likes attention
All Karamatsu needs is a laptop, a webcam, some food, & that's it. He doesn't need to go begging for a thankless, soul crushing office job. He can just start a web channel doing anything else & invite one of or all of his brothers every so often.
He could make so much more money doing that instead. I know that it's just fiction, but it's not as if technology doesn't exist do that not being floated around as an option was slightly frustrating.
The 3rd blu-ray and DVD are coming out this Friday and we still don't have the Choromatsu x-rays.
Why was it even skipped over anyways? Was it a shitty chapter or something? Hard subject to translate?
Didn't we get the others the day or the day before they came out? We'll get them soon.
And if not, then I can just take pictures of mine when it gets here.
Translator anon here.
It's a Chibita chapter, and lots of text.
I knew that it'll take me longer than the other two chapters so I shuffled the order around a bit.
And I really liked the other two so I wanted to do those first. I'm sorry.
We'll start seeing nips' copies on twitter tomorrow.