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Okay anons Be creative, describe monogatari to my normie friend.

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Okay anons
Be creative, describe monogatari to my normie friend.
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Shit show for edgy hipsters.
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Pretentious ecchishit
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Spooky necks
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>>138738406
Cat is best. That is all. Now fuck off.
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>>138738406
Self Insert wish fulfillment Slide Show. With cute grills
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>>138738406
Back to plebbit where you belong.
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Just a show about a guy trying to rape under-aged girls. Still great though
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It's a show elusively for paedophiles, there is no plot at all it is just a crass display of nubile young gradeschoolers.
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A show where the mc gets literally 90% of his Girls NTR by a conman.
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A boy falls in love with a crab
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A teenage boy with a hero complex gets many behavioral disorders born out of the crippling pressures of Japanese society to lust after his dick
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>>138738406
>friend
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>>138738406
>normie friend.
Fuck off and take your friend as well normalshit
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>>138738981
And crab cheats on said boy behind his back in season 2, the last arc. With someone who betayed her Before.


Its like cucks are either naive or ignorant about it.
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>>138738406
japanese supernatural
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>>138738406
People talking endlessly whilst simultaneously tilting their heads at odd angles.
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Intellectual bs wrapped in well animated harem to make it watchable
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>>138738406
I seriously dont understand the love for this series, apart from the art direction and a few of the girls its incredibly boring
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>>138738406
Best dialogue of any anime with more than one season. If your friend is complaining that anime is shallow and inane, lacking in substantive moral or metaphore, show them Monogatari.

I know there are plenty of examples of more intelligently written shows, but they invariably only ever have one season. As far as popular and impactful long-running shows go, Monogatari is the most palletable to someone who may already have very negative presuppositions.

I compare it to some of Quentin Tarantino's movies, in the way that you can often have 10 minute long segments of characters simply having a conversation in a room, with nothing else happening, but it isn't boring at all. The writting itself is good enough to keep you on the edge of your seat.
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Postmodern surrealist harem. Plebs like it because they feel smart watching it, even though it's only a harem.
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>>138738406
shitty anime for pretentious weebs
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>>138739364
>apart from the art direction and a few of the girls
That's like the two things it has going on for it, it's kind of like going to McDonald's, and being being disappointed in the salad (which is a poor analogy, since a lot of people dislike McD food).

Also, the dialogue probably went over your head, it's based on a lot of wordplay and requires you to understand Nip to fully comprehend what they're talking about at times-
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>>138739415
what about those who feel like teenagers and self insert as ararararagi-san?
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>>138739477
>you must understand nipp
fuck off
just make up an analogy of a word-play in english you fucking faggot.
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>>138739568
Commie pls
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>>138739568
I didn't say that you must undertand it, did you even read my fucking post?

Fuck off.
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>>138739524
It's a surrealist harem. Like any proper harem, you are supposed to be able to self insert into Araragi-san. But unlike most harem, there is a strong surrealist undercurrent.

There isn't much more to *monogatari. It's a harem. With surreal elements. It's a one of a kind type of show, though it is not particularly well made, nor it is a masterpiece.
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Weird shit happens.

And it's FUN.
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It is an anime about different animal related oddities revolving around 9 girls. The MC spends most of his time trying to resolve the issues with said oddities. The anime is a harem and as such does entice some fan-service but does so in a deep and complex way. If you like a lot of action and have a short attention span, then this anime is not for you, friend.
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>>138739736
>it's not a masterpiece
I don't know but i really like the characters.
Also this >>138739747

Nadeko did nothing wrong
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>>138738406
>having a normie friend
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A show about learning to accept that your own problems are your own responsibility to take care of and that there are no easy solutions.
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>>138738406
Supernatural lolis, randy lesbian monkeys, incest with immortals, and toothbrushes
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>using words like "harem" and "fanservice" to explain anime to normies

It's an adult-oriented vampire cartoon where the main character is a pervert who wants to have sex with kids.
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>>138740486
>adult-oriented
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>>138738406
Head tilts, advanced geometric designs, lots of talking, MC constantly gets shit on in fights, too many girls, supernatural happenings, abundance in fetish portrayal, incest, short perverted MC, omnipandering.

And oh, head tilts.
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A boy with a penis for hair goes on wacky adventures and solves mysteries
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>>138738406
>describe monogatari to my normie friend.
The most erotic slide show presentation you'll ever watch.
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>>138740486
well its certainly not for kids, but i wouldnt say its adult oriented.
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>>138740625
That is literally what adult-oriented means
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>>138740625
Keep in mind that when most normies hear about anime they think of Naruto and Pokemon and Sailor Moon and Avatar the Last Airbender.
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>>138738406
Came for the fanservice, stayed for the characters.
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>>138738406
It's a story about gently walking girls home.
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>>138738406
>>138738406
>normie
>>>/r9k/
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>>138738406
Pretentious snoozefest with too much dialogues and PowerPointâ„¢ tier animation.
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>>138738406
Alpha stage of Virtual Reality machines
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>>138738406
>having friends
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>>138738406
It's like Twilight but for guys
Not creative, I know
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>>138738406
What you would get if Kevin Smith and Paul Verhoeven had a love child and that child made an anime sponsored by Microsoft Office.
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>>138740841
snake is a total fucking psychoslut, don't deny it anon
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>>138738406
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Sex sleeves.
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>>138738406
otaku bait
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>>138739176
>Araragi LITERALLY NTRs Shinobu from her old lover.
>NTRS a lesbian away from his own girlfriend
I don't think it's being a cuck when you're drowning in all sorts of other pussy.
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>>138744568

>Implying everyone isnt
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gay porn
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>>138739050
Sold!
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>>138739415
>the show is a harem show
I really wish this meme would die already
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monkey worst girl
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>>138739993
Nadeko did literally everything wrong.
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>>138740841
Both Cat and Monkey tried killing Rarara while being possessed. Snake willingly took up the pilgrimage of a spirit snake even after having to deal with spirit snake problems just so she could feel better about herself.
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