Really fucking lewd, anon. I have lewd folders, I think of lewd, I wear a onesie for easy lewd actions with minimal chances of being caught, and I've fapped while wearing it so much that lewdness is now the first thing on my mind when I want to wear it.
Welcome to the Salty Vagina. How lewd are you?
Today I fapped for seven hours straight to Sengoku Rance because I couldn't find a decent place to just cum already. By the end of my dick was making some of the lewdest sounds.
Later I sat at the computer chair again and the lewd odor I'd left got me horny again.
I would say I'm approximately L-lewd!
Virgins are the lewdest people in existence.
held handswith two people at the same time.
This anon was pretty lewd.
I'm 35 and only had two experiences in my life.
First when I was 14 on a camp, I got it wrong and put it on her ass, although I gone all the way and even cummed there.
Second time was when I was 21, payed a whore because I didn't have any relationship since that wrong hole failure and didn't want to become a wizard.
Haven't touched a girl since then.
>I held hands once
I can beat you there. I held hands
Huh, I could mark "saw some shit" off my list today
>tfw fapping doesn't pleasure me anymore
>I just edge repeatedly and go about my day in savings constant state of arousal
>purposely wear a long coat so my raging boner is hidden while my mind swirls with obscenities
>when I come home I blow a giant load in the toilet and feel very satisfied
Sadly the weather is getting warmer so soon I won't be able to have fun like this anymore, but it was worth it
Im not proud to say it but I have fapped to NTR countless times. I am ashamed to say I have cum to NTR countless times. And I cannot lie in my heart and say I only fapped to the sex and art or that I inserted as the man stealing away the woman with his large member and sexual prowess. Neither can I truthfully state that I inserted as the voracious animal that would throw away family and dignity for a filling piece of meat. I am talking about the unfaithful doomed to flood her undergarments at the very mention of her lover's penis. No, I fap to NTR, I cum to NTR inserting as the poor man who can no longer please or even touch his wife. The Cuck.
Do I find it laudable? No. Do I perceive it acceptable? NEIN. It is pathetic and in every sense of the word. If dictionaries contained pictures to accompany definitions the most apt and fitting image would be that of an emasculated male happily masturbating as another man fulfills his marital duties. Its enough to make a man sick to his stomach.
So then why do I fap to it? Why do I enjoy such filth while fully aware of its repulsive nature? Because its the very shame, humiliation, and self loathing that such garbage incites within me that I cannot stay my hand. When the wife is riding her lover, her loins burning with pleasure, his member pushing deeper and deeper into her, reaching places her husband cannot fathom reaching, her body convulsing with pleasure alien to her while faithful, I am ecstatic. When her guilt and shame is drowned away and her concern for her husband dwindles away and she boldly admits her infidelity to her shocked spouse, unashamedly insulting his masculinity, making it known he is nothing compared to the man she cheats with,his prick absolutely unsatisfying for her, well that's usually where I come.
The shame I bear is bottomless and I would've ended my insignificant life if I wasn't so afraid of dying. Yet nothing else compares. That's how 'lewd' I am.
Literally nothing wrong with even being a cuck. Its a fetish, like all the other shit /a/ likes. Some people want to be pegged. Some people want to fuck their waifus in the butt. If you want to watch yours get filled up by another man, fine then. More power to hot women anyway right?
I've long since forgotten the title, but it's one of those suspension-of-disbelief scenarios where girl is just pretending to be lewd to seduce MC. She's reveals she is actually a pure virgin once the hot dicking starts.
>nothing wrong with being a cuck
>How do you call it when you imouto locks you arms to walk next to you.
That's a good question, I never really thought about a name for it before. It's almost like a side-hug isn't it?
My imouto is quite petite, so it's a little awkward unfortunately, our strides mismatch too much.
What the fuck dude, this is a blue board.
I heard some swedish couples let and encourage refugees to impregnate the wife and then the man happily raises the kid. And theres this american househusband who lets his wife cuck him because hes a feminist. He even made an article/blog about it.
This shit is scary man.
>Sometimes I dream about cuddling with my waifu.
That's actually pretty sweet and pure, anon.
I mean, unless you mean cuddling with onahole-equipped horsepussy dakimakura or something.
Yeah. My big bro had that and he lost his left nut after they had to remove it along with the cancer.
You gotta let the juice out or your nuts will get destroyed from the inside out
I've never masturbated. My sex drive has basically dissipated in the past year. In fact, I've been having dreams recently where I'm offered sex and I decline for various reasons.
I can't watch or read ecchi/h-manga anymore unless the art is nice or the characters are interesting.
I remember the only wet dream I've ever had. While visiting my relatives I tried to nofap the whole trip, and one night I dreamt my cousins snuck under the covers and gave me a handjob.
Not that anon but probably popping a boner to it and not doing anything with it? That's the weirdest shit. If I'm reading h-manga, I definitely plan on fapping or at least edging.
I never knew if I was doing it right or not, because whenever I'd get turned on, I'd try to masturbate and nothing would happen. It wouldn't escalate, and in most cases it would just fade. So I'd just stop and finish whatever I was reading or watching, or just go to sleep.
And by her I mean my waifu, not horsepussy. I just realized I should probably specify.
I swear like a sailor and admire good lewd when I see it, but
get really shy around girls.
I mean, in which way/part particularly - how does it show in the course of action that you have trained is what I am a bit curious of..
She exclusively draws brutal NTR scenarios.
I wonder how many people fapped to this.
I know I did.
I think the real question is, how degenerate are you, /a/?
I am not lewd.
Maybe only when something is in my butt.
Tarentel - Ghetto Beats On The Surface Of The Sun
i think it might be a little jarring at first, but once you start to feel it you'll never go back
imagine some cheesy sexual proverb loosely related to agriculture, animals and sexuality based on weird slang words
Finnish, mixed eastern finnish slang. I tried but I can't make it make sense in english
>tfw no lewd /a/ friend to tease your dick
It's probably both.
Sometimes the faces made by the characters in eromanga make it look like it feels really good, then you see anon greentexting stories talking about how cocks taste like or how good it feels inside them. It probably sows the seed of curiosity where quite a few try fapping to traps and shota, some even go further and put something up their butt.
Reality hits eventually though. We are not in an eromanga, we are just 3dpd and we will never truly be as cute as 2d no matter how many lewd anons try to tell everyone otherwise.
Aneros is a prostate massager. You can be straight and still enjoy pleasure from the prostate. Haven't you seen all those doujins where the girl sticks a finger in during a blowjob?
>Sometimes the faces made by the characters in eromanga make it look like it feels really good
Can't state this enough. I'm pretty sure that my mindbreak fetish and my general fantasy for being a trap/girl and getting fucked like a whore are rooted in my jealousy towards those H-manga characters. It just looks like absolute bliss.
>the succubus myth was about sex demons appearing in your dreams to sap your physical and moral resolve
Do you suppose this is a metaphor for porn addiction?
Oh fuck yes. Then I could suck on your tongue.
I never said I fapped to gay trap hentai. Only /ss/.
Also seriously bro having a girl play with your butt is not gay. Gay is guys fucking guys or girls fucking girls. By definition anything 1 guy and 1 girl can do together isn't gay.
I crop my lewd images when family members are sitting in the same room. I am not ashamed if they find out and some already know my lewd activities.
>(c) God then formed Lilith, the first woman, just as He had formed Adam, except that He used filth and sediment instead of pure dust. From Adam's union with this demoness, and with another like her named Naamah, Tubal Cain's sister, sprang Asmodeus and innumerable demons that still plague mankind. Many generations later, Lilith and Naamah came to Solomon's judgement seat, disguised as harlots of Jerusalem'.
> (e) Some say that Lilith ruled as queen in Zmargad, and again in Sheba; and was the demoness who destroyed job's sons.  Yet she escaped the curse of death which overtook Adam, since they had parted long before the Fall. Lilith and Naamah not only strangle infants but also seduce dreaming men, any one of whom, sleeping alone, may become their victim. 
>During the Middle Ages, it was widely believed that succubae copulated with men while they slept, and it was that which caused men to have nocturnal emissions, or "wet dreams." Celibate monks, terrified by the possibility of having “wet dreams,” used whatever means they could come up with to protect themselves, which included holding a crucifix in each of their hands while crossing them over their genitals, whenever they went to sleep.
Its an explanation for nocturnal emissions.
Ah, then you must be a fucking normie if they have not gotten rid of you yet.
I blame /ghost/, that place is pretty much a gay ERP board nowadays. Fags need to be removed.
Different strokes man. All I can tell you is I've been doing it for a long time and have never had any kind of sexual encounter with a guy, nor do I want to. Also, the prostate literally is the male g-spot, you're kinda cheating yourself out of quite a bit of fun if you're not willing to at least give it a shot. But I'm not going to tell you how to live, just do what feels right to you, man.
It's definitely both.
Anons here are conditioning themselves into being bi if not fully gay by falling deeper and deeper down the rabbit hole constantly fapping to trap hentai and crossdressing fetishism. Add the lewdness inherent to /a/ and one ends up pretty much having a huge cock-lust.
persistence is the key, it'll feel weird at first since you probably won't know what the fuck you're doing but once you figure it out you're in for the best orgasms you'll ever have.
Eat healthy so your poop gets the consistency of toothpaste, let it heal itself, then proceed again with prostate stimulation. If you have a shit rectum then you are going to keep eating healthy forever.
t. I got haemorrhoids after the first time I inserted a dildo up my ass since I was 14 or something
At least try to drink lots of water, exercise a bit every week or so, or just stop eating junk food, if you can't eat lots of veggies or fruits for your fibre quota then take some capsules or other kind of natural supplement for it. It doesn't improve after two weeks or so, and not having pain isn't exactly a sign that your ass is cured after a day or so.
This is one of my favorites, I'm torn between having two little lewd cuties like this for myself or being able to get off using just my ass like they can.
You'd like that wouldn't you.
I think the best I could probably do is five days. But it ends up being an opportunity cost thing, one anal orgasm vs. some amount of regular faps. I collect onaholes too so my regular faps are generally really good.
I need to try it sometimes but threads like these are murder.
honestly all I'm really looking for is good porn, or just to watch some anons typefuck each other for a bit
I'm not even horny or anything I just see an opportunity for a good show and figure I might as well sit in
>loli thread delete
>blog thread with people talking about 3DPD stays up and literal cross-site fags trying to bait people into coming to ghost so they can post the same tired old images for attention
God I hate what /a/ has become.