How lewd are you, /a/?

I'm so lewd, I took 20 dicks in my ass before breakfast.

Without any lube.

>>138654159
I held hands once

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>>138654159
Really fucking lewd, anon. I have lewd folders, I think of lewd, I wear a onesie for easy lewd actions with minimal chances of being caught, and I've fapped while wearing it so much that lewdness is now the first thing on my mind when I want to wear it.

>>138654159
I'm so lewd that my lewd bar reset and now im pure again.

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>>138654159
2lewd

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>>138654159
Welcome to the Salty Vagina. How lewd are you?

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Today I fapped for seven hours straight to Sengoku Rance because I couldn't find a decent place to just cum already. By the end of my dick was making some of the lewdest sounds.

Later I sat at the computer chair again and the lewd odor I'd left got me horny again.

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this is literally me irl

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>>138654159

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>>138654159

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>>138655435
Jesus fucking christ.

>>138654268
woah shit

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>>138655435
I can do you one better

Why is she pulling her fingers?

>>138656444
Already fapped, also Kara no Kyoukai isn't it.

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>>138654159
I would say I'm approximately L-lewd!

I'm kissless hugless virgin, unless you count my kissing my sister.

I read smut manga almost exclusively

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>>138657028
Read that as smug manga at first

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>>138656962
Virgins are the lewdest people in existence.

>>138656449
She's trying to do the finger trick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O51o05gfk9A

>>138654268
oh god wtf anon

I'm so lewd I plan to take an /a/nons virginity and take care of him for the rest of our lives.

>>138654159
Oh hey, I remember that doujin.

>>138657959
You want it to be a guy.

>>138655036
Your post gave me a boner. I wanna fap.

>>138658116
Would you like to smell his lewd cockstink? Shove your face and inhale all that smell.

>>138658116
Lewd

>>138658225
Anon pls, I'm diamonds right now.

>>138654268
>(user was banned for this post)

>>138658252
Maybe if you ask him he'll let you smell his cock-scented underwear while you stroke your dick.

>>138654159
I once stole my neighbors panties cause her body was literally like a loli with short stature and flat tits
Everytime she walks by i get the feeling she knows what i did

>>138658300
She wants the D

I've been playing some /d/ game every day for a week without actively fapping to it. I am quite aroused throughout the day and I enjoy it immensely

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Not at all. I am the definition of pure.

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>>138654159

>>138654268
Too far.

>>138654159
Not lewd and rude enough to repeatedly rape my brother in his sleep without once waking him up or telling him.

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>>138654159

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I once held hands with two people at the same time.

>>138661527
Slut.

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I once forcibly held a girl's hand.

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>>138661909

>>138654159
Came in her butt while she slept, but never held her hand. I'm such a boring prude.

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me on the bottom

It's sad, but I'm one of those types that acts slutty and perverted normally, but gets super shy and embarrassed in actual lewd situations.

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YARANAIKA?

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>>138662034

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>>138655279
How do you mean?

>>138654159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHV46RLVmtI

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>>138654268

>>138655036
Fuck that happens to me too sometimes, I just can't find the right moment

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>>138654268

>>138654159
I spend the first hour of every morning staying in bed, imagining what it would be like to have a girl to cuddle with.

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This anon was pretty lewd.

I'm 35 and only had two experiences in my life.

First when I was 14 on a camp, I got it wrong and put it on her ass, although I gone all the way and even cummed there.

Second time was when I was 21, payed a whore because I didn't have any relationship since that wrong hole failure and didn't want to become a wizard.

Haven't touched a girl since then.

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>>138654268

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>>138654268
>I held hands once

I can beat you there. I held hands with imouto.

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>>138662656
Huh, I could mark "saw some shit" off my list today

>>138654268
Whoa slow down turboslut

>>138662753
I thought we were friends

>>138662812
How do you call it when you inmouto locks you arms to walk next to you.

I did that once.

>>138654268
/thread

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>>138662430

>yeah I'm feeling it

TAKYON

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>tfw fapping doesn't pleasure me anymore
>I just edge repeatedly and go about my day in savings constant state of arousal
>purposely wear a long coat so my raging boner is hidden while my mind swirls with obscenities
>when I come home I blow a giant load in the toilet and feel very satisfied
Sadly the weather is getting warmer so soon I won't be able to have fun like this anymore, but it was worth it

Im not proud to say it but I have fapped to NTR countless times. I am ashamed to say I have cum to NTR countless times. And I cannot lie in my heart and say I only fapped to the sex and art or that I inserted as the man stealing away the woman with his large member and sexual prowess. Neither can I truthfully state that I inserted as the voracious animal that would throw away family and dignity for a filling piece of meat. I am talking about the unfaithful doomed to flood her undergarments at the very mention of her lover's penis. No, I fap to NTR, I cum to NTR inserting as the poor man who can no longer please or even touch his wife. The Cuck.

Do I find it laudable? No. Do I perceive it acceptable? NEIN. It is pathetic and in every sense of the word. If dictionaries contained pictures to accompany definitions the most apt and fitting image would be that of an emasculated male happily masturbating as another man fulfills his marital duties. Its enough to make a man sick to his stomach.

So then why do I fap to it? Why do I enjoy such filth while fully aware of its repulsive nature? Because its the very shame, humiliation, and self loathing that such garbage incites within me that I cannot stay my hand. When the wife is riding her lover, her loins burning with pleasure, his member pushing deeper and deeper into her, reaching places her husband cannot fathom reaching, her body convulsing with pleasure alien to her while faithful, I am ecstatic. When her guilt and shame is drowned away and her concern for her husband dwindles away and she boldly admits her infidelity to her shocked spouse, unashamedly insulting his masculinity, making it known he is nothing compared to the man she cheats with,his prick absolutely unsatisfying for her, well that's usually where I come.

The shame I bear is bottomless and I would've ended my insignificant life if I wasn't so afraid of dying. Yet nothing else compares. That's how 'lewd' I am.

>>138657137
Source? It's nigh impossible to find anything from panels unless you know the author.

>>138662656
Heh, I remember this thread.

And I got a boner again.

>>138663096
Literally nothing wrong with even being a cuck. Its a fetish, like all the other shit /a/ likes. Some people want to be pegged. Some people want to fuck their waifus in the butt. If you want to watch yours get filled up by another man, fine then. More power to hot women anyway right?

>>138663125
The art look like Hisasi

>>138654159
10/10 lewd, as much as my waifu.

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>>138662922
CUM CUM FUCK APART IN HERE

>>138663125

I've long since forgotten the title, but it's one of those suspension-of-disbelief scenarios where girl is just pretending to be lewd to seduce MC. She's reveals she is actually a pure virgin once the hot dicking starts.

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berry lewd

>>138654159
I was watching a movie with my childhood friend and when she reached for popcorn, our hands touched.

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>>138663320
>nothing wrong with being a cuck
Alright sweden

I've lost count how many times I held my nee-chan's hand.
I remember it's as early as when I'm ten

>>138662872
>How do you call it when you imouto locks you arms to walk next to you.

That's a good question, I never really thought about a name for it before. It's almost like a side-hug isn't it?

My imouto is quite petite, so it's a little awkward unfortunately, our strides mismatch too much.

>>138662879
I thought this thread was about lewd experiences, just shared all the ones I had

>>138663328
Don't think it is, checked exhentai and nhentai. Unless it's not on either of those.

>>138663426
That just makes me want it even more.

>>138663067
>in the toilet
>not in his waifu's open and eager mouth
disgusting

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>>138654268
What the fuck dude, this is a blue board.

>>138663578
Hisasi's work were purged from both because the Fakku drama ages ago. It's from Hisasi, google harder.

>>138663656
Oh, shame it's not translated.

>>138663816
It is translated, google some more. Wani purges those harder than the raws.

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Not this lewd.

>>138663518
I heard some swedish couples let and encourage refugees to impregnate the wife and then the man happily raises the kid. And theres this american househusband who lets his wife cuck him because hes a feminist. He even made an article/blog about it.

This shit is scary man.

>>138664021
The good thing is that these people are removing themselves from the gene pool.

I pick up on even the smallest lewd or sexual insinuations in every day life.
Even if I just hear someone say "push" or "hard" I'm thinking about sex, regardless of context.

>>138664044
>Implying its genetic and not memetic
>Implying the internet and related media isnt just helping it spread

>>138663885
Jesus I actually came to this. W-was that a girl? Or a boy? Why do I feel like it doesnt matter?

Fapped to Nekopara with Jojo blasting in the background to cover my breathing.

Are you this boy, /a/? http://exhentai.org/g/793992/fee82ffb4c/

>>138664495
Because it doesn't actually matter. It made you cum, and that's all you need.

>>138654268
I held hands with 2 girls at once

>>138664944
Then bend over anon. I want to feel your tight asshole squeeze my cock.

Sometimes I dream about cuddling with my waifu.

>>138665167
You disgusting fuck. Hell has a special place reserved for sickening people like you.

>>138665167
>Sometimes I dream about cuddling with my waifu.

That's actually pretty sweet and pure, anon.

I mean, unless you mean cuddling with onahole-equipped horsepussy dakimakura or something.

>>138665083
That's the spirit. If something feels good, or you even think it might, take advantage and use it to cum

>>138664541
I still fap to this anon

>>138661465
need the sauce

>>138665495
That thread was fucking great.

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>>138659220

During my whole lie, as far as I know, I've only ever had a single wet dream.
It was with my mother, though.

Fapping together with anons makes me very hard.

Is it dangerous to still have wet dreams at 26?

>>138666686
Yeah. My big bro had that and he lost his left nut after they had to remove it along with the cancer.

You gotta let the juice out or your nuts will get destroyed from the inside out

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>>138654268
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>138666686
I hope not. Wet dreams are absolutely amazing, if I could lucid dream or whatever I'd have them pretty often.

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>>138654159
I've never masturbated. My sex drive has basically dissipated in the past year. In fact, I've been having dreams recently where I'm offered sex and I decline for various reasons.

I can't watch or read ecchi/h-manga anymore unless the art is nice or the characters are interesting.

>>138666259
I remember the only wet dream I've ever had. While visiting my relatives I tried to nofap the whole trip, and one night I dreamt my cousins snuck under the covers and gave me a handjob.

/blogshit

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>>138665544
Post it if ya got it!

>>138667114
>I've never masturbated
>I can't read h-manga anymore
>anymore
What were you doing before when you were reading h-manga, precisely?

>>138667338
Not that anon but probably popping a boner to it and not doing anything with it? That's the weirdest shit. If I'm reading h-manga, I definitely plan on fapping or at least edging.

>>138667338
Getting aroused, trying to masturbate until the arousal fades and then moving on.

I mainly read them to talk about them with /a/

>>138667478
wait, so you have in fact masturbated?

>>138667515
I tried to, but nothing came out of it. It would be usually a few minutes before I got bored and stopped. I think the longest was half an hour.

>>138667478
Sounds like you were edging.

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>>138667315

>>138667583
this thread has me doing it

>>138667651
I'm actually on no-fap right now, might edge later. I'm telling you edging for three days and not completing sends your dick in overdrive and lets you cum buckets.

>>138667624
I never knew if I was doing it right or not, because whenever I'd get turned on, I'd try to masturbate and nothing would happen. It wouldn't escalate, and in most cases it would just fade. So I'd just stop and finish whatever I was reading or watching, or just go to sleep.

>>138657959
Who cares?

>>138665376
I bought a daki cover of her but it hasn't gotten here yet.
I also still need to buy an actual pillow to put it on.

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I ERP all day long on Steam, so a lot!

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>>138654268

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>>138667824
And by her I mean my waifu, not horsepussy. I just realized I should probably specify.

Sometimes I daydream about being hugged. I limited myself to do that once per month tho.

Sometimes I headpat myself while fapping, my hair can get pretty fluffy so it feels really good.

>>138654268
This, but with my imouto.
Double lewd.

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>>138668112
Headpats are too lewd.

I have so many tabs of doujins open that I'm considering moving them to their own bookmark folder.

>>138654268
Thats too much anon.

>>138667761
I don't think I could live without masturbating every day, I've been probably doing it for 10 years straight.

Sometimes, I pull on it so hard
I rip the skin.

>>138665167
Me too.
I like to imagine what it's like to smell her hair.
And what it's like to cum in her mouth. Not necessarily at the same time.

>>138669137
The Mantle

>>138669137
Music album or image album?

Is In the Aeroplane Over The Sea still /mu/'s Boku no Pico?

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>>138654159
I swear like a sailor and admire good lewd when I see it, but get really shy around girls.

>>138656444
Splendid.

>>138669137
>>138669374
Literally why? You're in the middle of a totally unrelated thread on /a/; I actually don't understand why you just asked that.

>>138669222
Nice though

>>138669137
hospice

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>>138654159

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>>138654268
GET THIS MANSLUT OUTTA HERE!!!!

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>>138655441
care to explain how?

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>>138673095
I mean, in which way/part particularly - how does it show in the course of action that you have trained is what I am a bit curious of..

This is the vintage /a/ I have been missing. Please dont change.

>>138673324
no.

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>>138654268

>>138654268
Discusting

>>138661527
I want more of this show, god damn. It was so good with fanservice AND comedy.

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idk i get pegged a lot, thats pretty lewd

>>138673628
Lewd. Do you like being dominated and feeling worthless, anon?

>>138673736
dominated yes, feeling worthless, no, not that I ever do

>>138654268
You are so reported.
>>>/d/

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>>138673847
You know what to do.

I'm not but my gf draws hentai but doesn't let me look at it.

;_;

>>138674126
KEK
U
C
K

seriously she's doing things for other guys she wont do for you, lmao

>>138663578
Hisasi.
Lesson H.
You want to buy the December's issue of Comic Kairakuten Beast, from 2012.

>>138674126
She uses her experiences with real men as plot for her doujinshi.

>>138669331
Boko no Pico is for normies and sucks

In the Aeroplane Over Sea is normie but is actually good

>>138674126
She's probably embarrassed by her art, thinking she isn't good enough for anyone to see.

>>138674276
>I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIST
>good

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>>138654159
Stop being lewd, /a/!

>>138674423
Shut up you walking cock socket.

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>>138674126
She exclusively draws brutal NTR scenarios.

>>138654268
>All this (you)

>>138674126
You know what to do.

>>138674498
I don't like dicks!

>>138654268
Holy shit anon, that's pretty lewd.

>>138662872
For the record, this is called "Can't get married". I know because it was forced onto me by an NBR 3DPD .

>>138675155
Imouto still sounds cute though

>>138674989
Who said you could talk? I dont care if you like them or not. Your holes exist just to put my cock in there.

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>>138675745

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>>138676401

>>138676546
Boys can't impregnate other boys, baka.

>>138676729
That's because they didn't try hard enough. I will.

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>>138676745
>>138676546

>>138676777
And when I impregnate you I will take fully responsibility and marry you.

>>138676546
does it really work that way?

>>138662656
>Bugsy
Every time

>>138669137
Intervals - The Shape of Colour, Polite sage

>>138662656
Believe it or not, fapping with /a/ has resulted in some of the strongest and most powerful faps I've ever had. 10/10 would do again.

>>138678140
I believe it anon

>>138663885
I wonder how that anon feels knowing just that screencap alone has probably made so many anons blow their loads. Including myself.

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>>138654268

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>>138667629
I wonder how many people fapped to this.

I know I did.

>>138665541
A little more assertively, it's not on the panda afaict but iirc it was on doujin-moe back when I used that. It's the same doujin as the OP used.

>>138654268
I bet you have aids.
you slut

You guys are gay

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>>138680296

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I think the real question is, how degenerate are you, /a/?

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>>138680296

>>138680540
thats pretty much the same question

>>138680584
wew, does she play with his bunghole?

>>138680540
I fool around with my best friend even though she's seeing someone. Also by default makes me a normie and the biggest degenerate. I will now leave.

>>138680843
small time

i broke up a marriage

>>138680798
Why, so you can stick your tongue out and ahegao while tons of horny anons fap to you masturbating like the filthy degenerate you are?

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>>138654159

>>138681087
Obviously. Well, either that or for teasing with mock blowjobs.

>>138681139
>>138681368
I can't believe you would do something so lewd, all for the sake of getting as many anons as you can to shoot all their built up stinky, hot cum, just for you.

>>138680540
I fapped to the "holes" ero-manga

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>>138678436
I know I will sometime soon.

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>>138654268

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>>138681618
Eww. Just no.

>>138681618
I'm pretty sure a decent number on /a/ probably have. I did too.

>>138681890
Wasted?

>>138681995
I-I'm no longer certain as to what my options are, now.

Just fap to John K. Peta doujins.
Shit was too glorious.

>>138654159
I once made 4 girls blush at once

with metaphors
the furthest I ever got

>>138682201
That's really, really lewd. Why am I getting a boner, now? This is really weird. It's probably just because I haven't fapped in like a week. I'm sure it's nothing else, right?

>>138654634
I want to do this face for a gif cause I find it funny but I don't want to because I know this is a legit fetish. I just can't stop laughing at it tho

I drank from my onahole last night

I'm not lewd, I'm actually pretty reserved.

>>138682341
Sure, sure.

>>138682416
I read that as a sarcastic approval.

>>138682680
This is new for me. I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to do.

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>>138661527
>Removing thigh highs

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>>138682319
After or before you came in it?

>>138682796
Uh, well okay. What are you going to do to me?

>new zelda/link futa x shota doujin just got uploaded to the panda
fuck yes

time to get my dildo

>>138682830
I know right, what kind of faggot wouldn't leave them on?

>>138682277
what was the metaphor

You guys really fucking super gay

>>138683076
can't be translated to english in any meaningful way without a two paragraph explanation

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>>138654159
I am not lewd.

Maybe only when something is in my butt.

>>138683148
Oh, well, I guess its okay if its not gay, right? I really, really do want my cock milked, after all...

One of the saddest threads in /a/ history.

>>138669137
Tarentel - Ghetto Beats On The Surface Of The Sun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25w85cVHDmE

i think it might be a little jarring at first, but once you start to feel it you'll never go back

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>>138654268

>>138683231
Probably because a lot of the posters here aren't from /a/
Just faggots who've come here to ride the "/a/ is gay" meme.

A true /a/ lewd thread would be much better.

I wonder if all the cock and dick lust on /a/ is perpetuated by anons, or an influence from anime and 2D hentai, or a combination of those factors?

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>>138683139
I am interested anon.

>>138683588
imagine some cheesy sexual proverb loosely related to agriculture, animals and sexuality based on weird slang words

Finnish, mixed eastern finnish slang. I tried but I can't make it make sense in english

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>tfw no lewd /a/ friend to tease your dick

>>138683725
et ole sauna rakentaa, Joonas?

>>138683773
I have an /a/ friend. No idea if he's lewd though.

>>138683850
what

>>138683995
good doujin

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>>138683557
It's probably both.

Sometimes the faces made by the characters in eromanga make it look like it feels really good, then you see anon greentexting stories talking about how cocks taste like or how good it feels inside them. It probably sows the seed of curiosity where quite a few try fapping to traps and shota, some even go further and put something up their butt.

Reality hits eventually though. We are not in an eromanga, we are just 3dpd and we will never truly be as cute as 2d no matter how many lewd anons try to tell everyone otherwise.

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>>138683995
Why aren't you teasing mine anon?

>>138684069
heresy

>>138678436
Who the fuck makes all those expressions fapping?

>>138683995
>tfw no one to tease my /a/ dick that's in desperate need of teasing.

>>138684116
he was probably performing

also i do if i have my aneros in

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>>138680868

>>138684272
she didn't tell me she was married until i got a phonecall from her husband screaming and crying into the phone

hoes aint loyal man

>>138684294
>things I wish would happen to me.

>>138684294
wewwwwwwwww

im sweating

>>138684357
I'm with you if you're willing to replace the urethral plugs with chastity belts

>>138684357
You gave me a boner, thanks.

>>138684139
What the hell is an aneros? What's wrong with being straight?

>>138684488
What? I am straight

>>138684488
prostate toy

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>>138684294
Can I just unload in your mouth?

>>138684507
Please stop talking like that, you're making it hard to resist fapping right now.

>>138684488
Aneros is a prostate massager. You can be straight and still enjoy pleasure from the prostate. Haven't you seen all those doujins where the girl sticks a finger in during a blowjob?

>>138654159
My criteria to liking an anime character(and also real life NPCs) is whether or not I can fit my fist up their cervix.

>>138684017
>Sometimes the faces made by the characters in eromanga make it look like it feels really good
Can't state this enough. I'm pretty sure that my mindbreak fetish and my general fantasy for being a trap/girl and getting fucked like a whore are rooted in my jealousy towards those H-manga characters. It just looks like absolute bliss.

>>138684661
>real life NPCs
uhhh

what

>>138684600
>>138684562
>>138684552
>"I'm straight"
>"But I unironically fap to trap hentai and orgasm from having things shoved in my ass"
Fags

>>138663096
Truly it is the thinking man's fetish

This thread's lewder than New Years.

>>138684746
Only if I'm also snowballing back yours with it.

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>the succubus myth was about sex demons appearing in your dreams to sap your physical and moral resolve

Do you suppose this is a metaphor for porn addiction?

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>>138684746
Oh fuck yes. Then I could suck on your tongue.

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>>138684755
I never said I fapped to gay trap hentai. Only /ss/.

Also seriously bro having a girl play with your butt is not gay. Gay is guys fucking guys or girls fucking girls. By definition anything 1 guy and 1 girl can do together isn't gay.

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>>138654268
you sick fuck

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I crop my lewd images when family members are sitting in the same room. I am not ashamed if they find out and some already know my lewd activities.

>>138684909
just a good way to get yourself written out of the will, desu

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>>138684909
Have you no shame?

>>138684909
absolute madman

I played AA2 in front of my parents once

>>138654159
I have a super low libido and watch lesbians only for the romance.

>>138684817

>(c) God then formed Lilith, the first woman, just as He had formed Adam, except that He used filth and sediment instead of pure dust. From Adam's union with this demoness, and with another like her named Naamah, Tubal Cain's sister, sprang Asmodeus and innumerable demons that still plague mankind. Many generations later, Lilith and Naamah came to Solomon's judgement seat, disguised as harlots of Jerusalem'.
> (e) Some say that Lilith ruled as queen in Zmargad, and again in Sheba; and was the demoness who destroyed job's sons. [7] Yet she escaped the curse of death which overtook Adam, since they had parted long before the Fall. Lilith and Naamah not only strangle infants but also seduce dreaming men, any one of whom, sleeping alone, may become their victim. [8]
>During the Middle Ages, it was widely believed that succubae copulated with men while they slept, and it was that which caused men to have nocturnal emissions, or "wet dreams." Celibate monks, terrified by the possibility of having “wet dreams,” used whatever means they could come up with to protect themselves, which included holding a crucifix in each of their hands while crossing them over their genitals, whenever they went to sleep.

Its an explanation for nocturnal emissions.

>>138685019
I played AA2 for hours while my family was sleeping right behind me. I hope they were actually sleeping.
Didn't fap though and played it in a rather small window.

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>>138684909
Ah, then you must be a fucking normie if they have not gotten rid of you yet.

>>138684755
I never said I was straight, I just told him what an aneros was

>>138680540
I can enjoy a fap to pretty much everything except for NTR.

>>138680540
Leave yuyu alone

>>138685419
>everything but NTR
nice taste

>>138680540
Fap to pretty much anything, except crazy shit like toddlercon and furries.
Even scat isn't as much of a bonerkiller as before.

Why don't you faggots keep it to /ghost/?

>>138684839
Not that anon but I don't know how to feel about someone sticking or doing any/something in or with my ass/asshole. Seems pretty gay to me.

>>138684833
Can I get a source or a full image of that? Maybe I didn't look hard enough but I couldn't find a source for it.

>>138685826
spoon feeding time
http://exhentai.org/g/558442/cbb4c4b30e/

>>138684909
Speaking of which there was one anon from a year or two ago that admitted having weird feelings about learning their otouto was becoming a trap.

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>>138683231
I blame /ghost/, that place is pretty much a gay ERP board nowadays. Fags need to be removed.

>>138685925
I should have asked for an artist instead and found it myself. Thanks Anon.

>>138684311
That was a dirty trick...

>>138685019
>AA2

?

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>>138685761
Different strokes man. All I can tell you is I've been doing it for a long time and have never had any kind of sexual encounter with a guy, nor do I want to. Also, the prostate literally is the male g-spot, you're kinda cheating yourself out of quite a bit of fun if you're not willing to at least give it a shot. But I'm not going to tell you how to live, just do what feels right to you, man.

>>138684017
It's definitely both.

Anons here are conditioning themselves into being bi if not fully gay by falling deeper and deeper down the rabbit hole constantly fapping to trap hentai and crossdressing fetishism. Add the lewdness inherent to /a/ and one ends up pretty much having a huge cock-lust.

>>138685122
That's retarded.

>>138683773
Need source on that.

>>138686293
ジンコウガクエン

I didn't want to fap tonight, damn you /a/

>>138686675
Too bad.

>>138686771
You don't know that. For all I know you accused me of that because in reality it's you who wants to assist me. I'm the victim here.

>>138686675
God damnit I didn't either. The second of the day is always way more difficult
>>138686312
I really need to give that a try

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>>138686879
persistence is the key, it'll feel weird at first since you probably won't know what the fuck you're doing but once you figure it out you're in for the best orgasms you'll ever have.

>>138686818
Why not, though? Always best when you fap with other anons. Obviously what we all need to do is whip it out right now and fap together.

>>138687297
that's pretty much my nightmare scenario, anon

thank god im not a size queen(king?), somehow I doubt my aneros is going to give me hemorrhoids any time soon.

>>138687307
Well I'm way ahead of you. Just need to find which cute little ahegaoing trap to spill my load too.

>>138687297
Eat healthy so your poop gets the consistency of toothpaste, let it heal itself, then proceed again with prostate stimulation. If you have a shit rectum then you are going to keep eating healthy forever.

t. I got haemorrhoids after the first time I inserted a dildo up my ass since I was 14 or something

>>138681685
Holy shit who is this girl? My dick desperately needs to know.

>>138687425
How should I be eating healthy, and how long does it take to heal itself? I think it might be genetic so I guess I'll be eating that way forever.

>>138687391
Well when you find it, share it with us, so we can fap to it with you. We can all stuff the same cute trap with our cum.

>>138687450
At least try to drink lots of water, exercise a bit every week or so, or just stop eating junk food, if you can't eat lots of veggies or fruits for your fibre quota then take some capsules or other kind of natural supplement for it. It doesn't improve after two weeks or so, and not having pain isn't exactly a sign that your ass is cured after a day or so.

>>138687470
>>138687391
First its fapping together.
Then its jacking each other off.
Eventually it'll just devolve into a circle of gay dick sex.

Degenerates.

>>138687559
I don't think anyone mentioned jacking each other off, especially since we're like, you know, not in the same room

>>138687470
http://exhentai.org/g/737608/7d643ee125/

This is one of my favorites, I'm torn between having two little lewd cuties like this for myself or being able to get off using just my ass like they can.

>>138687540
Also make sure to use the restroom as soon as you need it rather than holding it in, particularly to pee.

>>138687610
Thanks anon, looks good. Gonna blow a load while looking at these two.

>>138687631
This too, particularly.

Also, if you have some kind of incontinence, try to relax your sphincters in the best way possible.

>>138687594
Bullshit I know you were thinking it

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>>138687445
You'd like that wouldn't you. http://exhentai.org/g/595912/af30902919/

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>>138687879
Please stop making me gay.

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>>138662824

Is today New Year's and I wasn't told?

>>138687697
I was
not him

Can you guys actually finish hands-free? I have an aneros and always get close but never quite finish. It's impossible for me to lay off fapping for an extended period of time, too.

>>138688236
only if im getting pegged

>>138688236
>It's impossible for me to lay off fapping for an extended period of time, too
Then you'll never do it, it's that simple. At least that's the way it works for me.

>>138685925
Link doesn't work, just shows a panda.

>>138688326
every

time

>>138688298
I think the best I could probably do is five days. But it ends up being an opportunity cost thing, one anal orgasm vs. some amount of regular faps. I collect onaholes too so my regular faps are generally really good.

I need to try it sometimes but threads like these are murder.

>>138688353
What am I being reminded of?

>>138688522
Okay, you're here, but you're not going to be lewd with me, so it doesn't matter.

R-right?

>>138688658
What sort of lewd pictures? I'm not a cute anon like you are, you know.

>>138688342
That doesn't seem like normal masturbating!

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>>138654268
You pervert.

>>138688760
Oh, well, that doesn't sound bad at all.

Then, how about, to start, something simple, like you posing cutely?

>>138654159
Still waiting for a whole chapter with the sister.

>>138654268
Spotted the normalfag over here!

>>138689098
Well, you do have a cute body...
What about your butt?

>>138689216
Okay, that is a really cute butt. You weren't kidding when you said you were a cute anon. I'd be lying if I said that butt wasn't making me want to fap.

>>138689410
But everyone wants to see the dick

>>138689385
Be true to yourself.

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>>138689703

honestly all I'm really looking for is good porn, or just to watch some anons typefuck each other for a bit

I'm not even horny or anything I just see an opportunity for a good show and figure I might as well sit in