You wouldn't a halfie

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>Mixed blood trash

ELVES MAKE ME ANGRY

>>135664089
Does she makes you half-angry?

>>135663984
I would make quarter babies with her.

Muesli > Petrol-car

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>>135663984
>half-blood

>>135664125
If her ears are long make the slut begone.

I want to fill her thigh gap with my half cum

>>135664148
Aren't half-elves supposed to be barren?

>>135664413
What?

>>135664413
She'll be barren by the time I'm done with her

>>135663984
>twintails
I'd immediately

>>135663984
>half rape
does that mean you half rape her?

>>135664413
>barren

of what? Their purity because they're sluts?

>mongrels

What I wouldn't give for my very own Myucel.

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>>135664710
>>135664555
Barren as in sterile. Offspring between two spicies usually end up as sterile hybrids that can't have child. Like a liger.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liger#Fertility
Technically hybrids can have kids but its extremely rare.

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>>135664413
just inferior males, like it is with all new breeds.

Don't be so mean guys, keeping some halfies as your servants is perfectly acceptable.

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>>135664831
Elves are special. They can breed with just about any other race and produce fertile offspring. Though more often than not, the offspring are of the father's race.

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>>135664413
>>135664831
>>135664847
or perhaps both are, like these genetic defects

>>135664831
What the fuck have they been feeding that thing, its too goddamn big

>>135664929
mcdonalds

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>>135664915
God DAMN.

>>135665060
>dragon

>Another bait elf thread
Why all of you don't you do... something different? Like, I don't know, post this and say instead "Outbreak Company Thread: Best girl edition", even if it will end sucking at the end at least it's better than "elf thread".

>>135665060
Fucking dragons.

>>135665125
>Outbreak Company Thread: Best girl edition
How about you go kill yourself?

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In my next life I'm gonna be a brown elf with white hair.

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what is this semen demon

>>135665167
How about make a thread about you know, anime or manga instead of loleruverapueorlovuereeeeee
Because if you think that's better then you should do the kill yourself faggot.

>>135664929
Ligers are big, this one is big and fat.

>>135665098
>>135665127
Check Giselle from Gate

>>135663984
Don't underestimate my libido.

Also Mu-chan is a proper virginal maiden. Why would I refuse to put my dick in her?

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>>135665098
>>135665127
Nymphs too.

>>135663984
in Australia we used to put all the halfies in camps.

>>135663984
Yes I would.

>>135665060
>Sprite x Giant: maybe

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>>135665098
>>135665127
You wouldn't a dragon girl, right?

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>>135665098
>>135665127

>>135666025
I'd her dragon-tits

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>>135665125
>Outbreak Company Thread: Best girl edition
Jesus Christ

>>135666082
Source on that? google, yandex, iqdb failed to give results.

>>135665484
I'd go at it until I die from exhaustion

>>135663984
I wouldn't, fucking half blood trash.

>>135664915
>They can breed with just about any other race

No they can't.

>>135666426
yes they can

>>135665167
>>135666393
pics or nothing

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>>135666440
see >>135665060

Here is the color version.

>>135666334
Seka no Owari. There u go mate.

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>>135666517
Dungeons and Dragons is not the absolute authority on Elf rape.

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>>135663984
Yes I would love her.
Also
EVERY ELF THREAD FOR A HAPPY ENDING FOR CHLOE AND RAPIST LIKE VOLT GETS ANNALY KILLED

>>135666740
Chloe is a halfbreed?

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>>135666739
I feel it is.

>>135666739
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Nowhere did it say anything about rape

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>>135666839
You can't type Elven sexuality without rape.

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>>135665206
In my next life I'm gonna be an orc.
Again.

>>135663984
I'd a halfie so hard I'd make a quarter.

>>135666888
Waiting for those dubs to write that and put precisely THAT elf show you how much of a faggot are you and how stupid are to prove the elves are only for rape,which btw, is just a mentality of faggotslike you.

>>135665060
>>135666517
Celestial Fiend sounds like a nice name for an organization.

>>135664831

Half-elves of Tolkien's world could breed without problems.

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>>135663984
This makes me wonder, we are always talking about how raping our elves. There is even some people that want to marry their elves.

But regardless of how you treat your elves, what do you do with your half-elves offspring product of the rape/tenderloving?

Do you sell them in the slave market, keep them as replacement for when their mother beaks or what?

>>135667113
Raise them as my children. God, what do you take me for?

>>135665060
>Felids, Giantborn and Serpentine use their base race to determine with what races they may crossbreed.
Are there ever any vanilla lamias drawn with human ears nowadays? They seem to be virtually all snek-elves.

>>135667113
>selling your child that you formed with your loved one
Are you stupid or they pay you to be stupid?

>>135664831
The fuck, did this liger just eat a person or something?

>>135667205
Genetically engineered for war.

>>135667113
Why would I have sex with a filthy elf in the first place? If for some reason I had a lapse of sanity and did end up with a child from such a union then I guess I would raise it since it is my kid.

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I want to make a half-dwarf.

>>135664847
My cat looks like that, except she's cuter.
>>135667007
Wrong, they can after they choose one side, if they choose to be elf then they can't bear children with humans.

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>>135663984
I'd still do a halfie. I mean they're still an elf idc. I'm still down.

>>135667315
Why wont YOU JUST DIE

>>135667292
>they choose
How does that even work?

>>135667340
prolly some kind of body fluid sharing ritual

>>135667218
More like for the couch.

>>135667467
Couch...Wars.

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>>135667337
autism

>>135667113
> keep them as replacement for when their mother beaks or what?

It's nearly impossible to break an elf you know.

>>135667560
RAPIST

>>135667340
Basically they decide to become mortal. I don't remember all the details.

>>135663984
That belly HHHNNNNNGGGGGGHHHHH

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Love

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ON THE TOPIC OF ELF RAPE.
Considering Tolkien's usage of Elf into fantasy and literature and its eventualy source of inspiration. There is none. Even the the concept of Orcs/Goblins and Hobgoblins seem, to have been a product of Merlkor's Corruption and torture of Elves, which created Orcs.
The matter became very confusing since Tolkien states that orcs originated from elves, but no longer required female elves to reproduce, however, were are the females?

Closest to the lore wise of Tolkien's books. Uruk-Hai are the mixture of Orcs and Female Women, Easternlings, a human faction that always served Sauron, without any need of illusive nature other than being natural enemies of the people living up north, in the midddle earth.
When Sauron was defeated, the remaining Orcs fled to areas where Eastern driven camps had settled and lived among these humans.

So, on the topic of, what the fuck do orcs rape?
Easterling Women.

>>135667814
Do female orcs rape Easterling men?

>>135663984
I'd marry her and make at least 10 children

>>135666739
Orcs and Elves can't breed according to that chart, so nah

>>135665994
Time to go cave exploring

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>>135663984
You're right, I wouldn't.
But I would an Empress.

>>135668025
>loli
But she turns nice later, still I choose the wolfie before her, and halfbreed before those two. Nah fuck that haremwith all of them. And Ms. Glasses Cup C(?)

>>135667866
Easterlings range from barbaric nomads to great civilizations. They range from pale yellow to olive skinned and are known to have been originated from a primordial race known, by the free people, as swarty men. Their king, long before given a ring of power, had a long alliance to Melkor Morgoth and was said to have been Khamûl. One of the nine Ring Wraiths.

So, on the topic of female orcs raping men. I don't know about the rape part. Everything seems to indicate they row on the same direction as evil wicked non aryan beings send by morgoth to wipe all that is good from the face of the earth and to wipe the free people of middle earth.

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>>135668131
She was always nice, just tsundere.
The elves proportions are a little on the big side for my taste.

>>135664413
I propose you visit /tg/ and read a D&D manual.
Half-elves are a race for them selves and are fertile.

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>>135667583
Cannot break what is already broken, right?

>>135667734
5>1>3>6>7>2>4>8

>>135664915
Nope only with humans and dragons.
Humans and Dragons on the other hand can breed with anything (except dwarves, halflings, kobolds and gnomes in the case of humans).
>>135665060

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>>135668520
>D&D

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>>135668520
Guess what time is it then.

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>>135668561
This is not a D&D thread, fucktard.

>>135668561
By the looks of it. Humans seem to be natural born sluts.

>>135667113
Fritzl i thought they banned you from accesing the internet from prison...

>>135667814

Elf rape shit was started by fat DnD neckbeards.

How are elves so popular in /a/? There isn't even many elves in anime and manga (non h anime and manga I mean).

>>135668561
>humans can't breed with dwarves, halflings and gnomes
Fuck D&D

>>135666082
>ntr
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D

>>135668608
ITS ADVENTURE TAAAIME

>>135666739

That's not a chart from D&D.

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>>135663984
I would hit every female character including the dwarf women like the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs.

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>>135668664
>There isn't even many elves in anime and manga
WHY. WHY GODDAMMIT.

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>tfw you will never drink tea with your elf waifu

>>135666082
This artstyle seems quite familiar.
Name of the author?

>>135668860
If that's what it looks like in 3D then thank fucking god

>>135668913
Nigga you''se gay

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>>135668913
This is an Elf. According to Italians and Africans.

>>135663984
I really want to rewatch Outbreak Company now.

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>>135668940
Nah he's right that's pretty gross dude.

>>135668998
>This is an Elf.jpg
>This is an Elf

This is an Elf

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>>135668913
Human female detected

Where the hell did they find these heinous ears?

>>135668886
Usui Ryuu

>>135666549
No it isn't.

>>135664831
How long until we genetically engineer fertile ligers? They're awesome.

>>135669091
Look better, took me 1 minute. Sekai no Owari no Sekairoku.

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>>135668998
No, THIS is an elf.

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I want to sex a sexy elf girl in the mating press position so badly.
I want to fill her womb with my semen and get her pregnant. I want to see such a graceful, beautiful being acting lustfully as I pound her pussy, I want the lewd slapping noises of my skin meeting hers to be heard throughout the woods and embarrass all the other elf girls.

>>135667113
Why, raise them, care for them, and love them like sons/daughters alongside my elven waifu of course.

>>135669155
No, that's a Fi....fuck it

>>135669077
>Usui Ryuu
Thanks, now I'm sad because I will never see translations for Tsukiyoda Sadame.

>>135668728
Let's see. Lots of fantasy races, Explicit sexual rule guide, extremely autistic.

NO. It can not be.

Is it from FATAL?

>>135668998
Elaborate

>>135664915
Elves are universal acceptors, Humans are universal donors

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>>135669228
What's wrong with FATAL?

>>135668998
>>135669155
I think some Eastern Europeans fit the elf cliche look more than the Scandinavians. The Baltics, too.
Still nothing compared to 2D perfection

>>135669228
Am I the only one that enjoys when a game has a sexual side?
Like, it's not the central part of the game, but it's still there. I think it's a lot better that way.

Wouldn't work on a tabletop game. I don't really wanna hear a grown man say "I lick the noblewoman's slutty pussy with my skillful elven tongue" or anything like that.

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>>135669248
This is an Orc, Warg Rider. According to Tolkien.

>>135669290
Finns are not Scandinavians.

>>135668520
>D&D
>half-elves are a rece of themselves
Just no.

>>135664196
Good lord, how can people sit and make this stuff without cringing.

>>135669335
>. I don't really wanna hear a grown man say "I lick the noblewoman's slutty pussy with my skillful elven tongue" or anything like that.
You probably don't want to roll for success, either.

>>135669155
But that's a slut, not an elf.

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>>135664831
>infertile
>can have sex all day
>no pregnancy

>>135669428
What if I crit fail?

>>135669440
What's the difference?

Why does this thread keep posting pig disgusting

>>135665098
lots of lore have dragons being alpha males that can fuck and impregnate anything. Its funny watching what kind of spin a particular author give it. Shieldbro had it so that the dragon's kids weren't necessarily dragons, made for interesting hijinks.

>>135669545
Orc pls, elves are pure.

>letting dices decide the outcome of your actions
Why do people even play these "games"?

>>135665060
>>135666517
>neither elf nor half-elf can breed with orcs
The fuck is this shit? This isn't like my doujinshi.

>>135669639
Told ya

>>135669526
Go out and seek the .pdf. Don't forget to roll for anal circumference

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>>135669572
>elves are pure

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>>135664196
>those ribs just sticking out of the mangled mess

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>>135668025
>>135668292
>>135669025

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>>135669848
Atleast they're not human ribs.

>>135668667
No be glad they can't.
The midget races of D&D look ugly as fuck.

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>there are people right now on this board who wouldn't put a baby in her

>>135669963
I think I'd prefer to put sperm in her instead.

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>>135669892

>>135669963
She is nice and all but Pirotess a best

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>>135669889
So perfect.

>>135669963
let me know when she sacrifices herself for parn

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>>135670001
But look at this!
Don't you want this to be the first thing you'll see everyday when you wake up?

>>135670214
>those disgusting knife ears
no thanks man

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>>135667113
>your half elf daughteru comes crying home one day because both the humans and elves in her class ganged up on her

Man, I could not raise a half blood daughteru, that is a rotten can of warms I'd rather avoid.

>>135669726
Nobody should ever touch FATAL

>>135670328
Stannis?

>have elf fetish
>hate all the orc/tentacles/monster rape shit

Life is nothing but suffering.

So while we're on the topic of ascribing fantasy political relations to the real world, who exactly are the dwarves? Scandinavians are elves, normal white folk are human and all the brownies are orcs of course, but who inherets the title of strong drunks who invent shit?

Also, do asians fit any fantasy stereotypes? Just about every fantasy map has an exotic elsewhere off to the side of the known world map that's never visited and is the defacto china/middle east, after all.

>>135670214
Well yes, having to see such a beautiful face very morning is true happiness

>>135670432
>Also, do asians fit any fantasy stereotypes?
I don't know, what race has the smallest dicks and no sexual drive?

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>>135669963
>who wouldn't put a baby in her
That sounds very painful to do. I mean she's perfectly fine for a baby coming out, but going in?

>>135669397
Helps not being Jewish

>>135670432
>but who inherets the title of strong drunks who invent shit?
duh, the British

And the irish are the hobbits.

>both are small because of their celtic connection

Where did this elf rape meme come from, again?

>>135670688
Pissed off Greeks and Africans.
You get pissed when you wake up every morning and look to the mirror and see Azog the Defiler everymorning.

>>135666517
Dragons are a bunch of sluts

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>>135670753
>greeks
>azog
Butthurt scand spotted.

>>135671049
They even green like goblins!!

>>135667113
Oyakodon is the only answer.

>>135664089
>>135664034
>being this gay

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>>135663984
>S2 never

>>135671134
Please tell me you know about the motherfucking Bronzes.

>>135669397
>2015+1
>not being anti-Semitic

>>135671420
I don't discriminate, I'm anti-everyone.

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>>135671420
No Anon, racism is wrong.

All races should be like brothers and sisters to one another.

>>135671481
I hate my brother though, so it's fine if I hate others too right?

What anime is this thread from?
Why are elves sluts in this anime?

>>135671481
Truth be told. I don't hate blacks, arabs or jews. I just hate black men, arab men and jew men. I'm, fine with hot exotic women.

>>135671616
Read the fucking thread.

>>135671616
Because Japan say so, and they ignore things like Bastard! and Record of Loddoss War, now Japan wants you to remember that rape, ntr and plot are important unlike story, development and other things the outdated 90 thinked

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>>135671630
That's so progressive of you.

>>135671616
> Why are elves sluts in this anime?
Because smug, worldly elves with 50phds who can build a sword that lasts a thousand years don't sell toys.

You guys do realize that "mind-breaking arrogant blonde female elves" is actually japs fulfilling their "mind-breaking arrogant blonde female foreigners" fetish right?

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>not wanting to fuck all the different varieties of women races
>Not wanting to adventure with a variety of bro races.

Racism and by extension elf-hate is wrong and for homosexuals. What's the fun if not for variety?

>>135671875
> Dwarven female
> Shaved
Absolutely disgusting.

>>135667235

Sadly you're officially a better parent than Miuciel's actual parents.

>>135671750
The only white girl on jp guy I've found was femdom

>>135671940
Family is important, even if I wouldn't be happy that my son/daughter was some filthy half breed elf, they still carry my blood.

why do you guys hate mixed bloods girls?

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>>135665060
Dragons are assholes

>>135671646
What anime is this thread about?

>>135669397
by not being a squeamish normie

>>135672085

Yeah, and the character in OP was an orphan that spent most of her childhood being raised by the army (As a child soldier) before getting out and landing a gig as a maid.

Luckily she's employed by an egalitarian modern fellow, but she takes the job with the assumption that it's a "beatings are standard discipline" job that's still a step up from being a child soldier.

>>135669397

People like you making a huge deal about it gives them all the motivation they need.

>>135669397
I'm glad it upsets you, you fucking tumblr baby.

>>135672214
i want a rape baby dragoru to care for. cuck daddy missed out.

>>135669228
Seems to be one of the D&D 3.5 unofficial OGL expansion books "Book of Blue Magic" or "Nymphology." Those are the only big ones dealing with this stuff afaik.

Is this show even worth watching?

>>135672428
I need all seasons of this shit

>>135672214
This shit is so deppresing holy shit
Why would a Dragon do something like that?!

>>135672643

There's like one season and it's actually not very good.

>>135672683
Power.
Dominance.
Greed.

You know.

Because it's a fucking dragon.

>>135672704
It's like GATE, but they use weeb culture instead of guns.

>>135671679
>elf gyaru
Nice.

>>135672716
But yugioh teach me that most dragons have kizuna even if they are demons and sex cults get involved

I want to sacrifice my life for an elf girl.

>>135672683

I dunno maybe because the warrior woman was trying to murder him. It seems like a pretty good way to deter that from happening without actually murdering her back. Note that she never sought out the Dragon to make him take responsibility.

>>135672214
That was a sad story.

>>135672758

Well, I mean, it's way better than Gate while working from a similar basic theme but Gate is pretty much shit. It's still not a very good show judged on its own merit.

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>>135672776
>spoiler
ditto

>>135672683
How does a child feel when they see an ant? Do they care for its wellbeing? Or do they simply laugh when they put them under a magnifying glass, scorching it with the sun's light?

That's what a dragon feels when it sees a human.

I want to marry a human and an elf, both bisexual, and breed every night and day

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>>135663984
Racism ends where cuteness starts.

>>135671750

It's completely normal for a male to want to conquer and fuck other people's women.

The really fuck up thing is the pervasive western multi-culti leftist with a hidden cuckoldry fetish.

>>135673028
>want to fuck other people's women
>the fucked up thin is multi culturalism
Pick one, /pol/

>>135672912
I still can't believe that some people are doing this, specially from autistzone the page.
Alicia and Celestine when?

Why were we cursed to live in this boring world, devoid of elves and other mystical creatures and powers?

>>135672776
Poor girl would finally have a person who values her as an equal and he goes and sacrifices himself. Feeling both incredibly loved, but now alone. At least until the child is born.

>>135673095
I don't have to, just kill the halfspawn and institutionalize racism so that men can own women as property as women of other races as pets.

>>135673095
>want to do something with someone's thing
>want someone to do something with my thing

It's not that hard to see the difference, buddy.

>>135673102
Earth realm was forsaken by the gods and stripped of its magic and its historical knowledge of it ever existing.

>>135673102

Pray that you live to see genetic engineering reach the stage where such races can be created.

>>135673102
Buttmad autists got analsored when 8yr old girls were throwing fireballs with no rhyme or reason for the physical manifestations therein. So they made atoms and technocolor and no one can have fun anymore.

>>135673102
If you think about it, someone in some other realm is whining because they don't have a whole planet to themselves.

>>135673230
Multiculturalism=/= cuckoldry

>>135670753
Hey! I'l have you know i am a handsome Uruk!
>pissed of africans
leave my goblin brethren alone you tree loving hippie!
Now were are the new slaves for the mines, minas tirith won't fall without weapons...

>>135673393
>with a hidden cuckoldry fetish.

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>>135673179
Oh no anon, that's not what I meant.

I meant that I want to sacrifice myself for the cute elf ranger girl of the party, who is in love with the fighter and leader of the party, so that she can be happy.

I'd just be a worthless knight.

>>135663984
That's wrong though. I WOULD a halfie. In fact, I have a halfie thinking about doing a halfie RIGHT NOW.

>>135673409
HAHAHA YOU UGLY FUCKING THING, LIKE THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND OF YOU GOT ROUTED BY A BUNCH OF NORDS ON HORSES FUCKING FAGGOT

THEN THE GHOSTS CAME AND YOU SHAT YOUR PANTS

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>>135663984
Yes I would

>>135673443
I intentionally took out that part as it seemed irrelevant to the rest of the discussion

>>135673467
There's a pill for that

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Would you buy an elf if they were sold as pets?

>>135673393

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

>>135673459
>self cucked

For what reason?

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>>135673508
I think it was, but yeah, whatever, we are here to talk about elves and shit.

>>135673459
Mero pls get off the internet.

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>>135673562
it's not cucking
it'd be cucking if i was in a relationship with her and let her fuck the other dude

it's tragedy

>>135673632
NO

Tragedy is the BEST form of literature and storytelling.
If there isn't at least one sad end, it's shit.

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>new As109 doujin featuring little elf girl

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>>135673521
My sexual frustration would overshadow a pill like David and Goliath. Give me a halfie and I'm going strong for days.

DAYS

>>135663984
Yes I would.
>inb4 somebody posts 4 from DOD3

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>>135673720
Truly magnificent.

>>135673852
Tell me that's a dwarf

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>>135673688

>>135673852
It's rape and ntr and gangrape and shit fetish
why should I care?

>>135672683
Cause it's a Dragon.

>>135673500
err what? thats human/elf propaganda! We won the day!! we just had to leave..cause reasons.

We most definitely didn't lose though..err it was Sauron's birthday..yeah.

>>135672912
>your
ayy
>>135673580
That's a very nice outfit

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>>135673945
Can't rape the willing.

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>>135673852

>>135674062
>choking the elf girl
No. He's gone too far this time. It was fine when it was some generic JK slut, but this is unacceptable.

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I just want to own an elf slave and treat her gently, you know?

>>135674062
Of course, you mindbreak the species who are the most vulnerable to that, like an adult taking a kid's candy, you guys are really fucked up for being this nasty and assholes.

>>135674199
> Slave
> Gentle
It's like you really want her to run away.

>>135673852
If that's what I think it is.
That was strangely interesting.
Mostly for the plot. From Slave Girl to Concubine, from Concubine to Courtesan, eventually raising the Empress of an Empire.

If that's the set I think it is.

>>135673547
Interesting read.

>>135669397
because its a fiction anon :-)
just like the holocaust

>>135674199

You'd like Slave Harem in the Labyrinth World, perhaps, although no elf yet (currently wolf, dwarf, cat and dragonkin).

>>135669101
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liger#Fertility
Today.

I JUST WANT A DARK ELF BEING HAPPY

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>>135674637
Dark elves can only be happy as slaves.

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>>135674637
Over my Undead Driven Husk.
Elves are for Raping.

>>135674673
I want to take a dark elf as my love slave and subject her to torturous days of hand holding and head patting.

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>>135674673
But that's an alien
>>135674783
You wanna try me faggot? The last one got a nice re design on his face, may as well do the same for you

>>135663984

Of course I would. She was nearly perfect.

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>>135674062

>>135674783
excelenttt apprentttice!!!
>>135674827
Sigh-Will i have to get out of the void to smack a bitch?
>redesign on the last ones face...
Fingolfin?!

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>>135674794
Reported, hope you enjoy your ban you sick fuck.

>>135674910
I bet you're the type of guy that like watching elf chicks shout weird stuff like "It feels so good!" In high pitched tones or "Fuck me until I forget I even had a name in the first place kyaa!!"

Stuff.

>>135675058
How much money do I have to pay Trump to make dark elves real? How much money do I have to pay a dark elf to sit on my face?

>>135672551
It's from the infamous "Book of Erotic Fantasy".

The one where they use horrible photoshop instead of drawings for pictures.

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>>135674827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6Fr0Ip38pA

>>135672630
It's ok, but gate's better.

Anyone else think Myucel is perfect waifu material? I just want to take her home and treat her well, take her on dates, cuddle, make love, that kind of thing.

>>135675221
Thats not saying much

>>135675233
What the fuck is wrong with you? Elves are for hard rape and corruption only.

>>135675233
She's cute.

>>135675357
I can't bring myself to rape or corrupt anyone. I just want to love and be loved.

>>135675233
She's cute, but I see her as more of a daughteru. That wolf girl, on the other hand.

>>135668667
That table's from a 3rd party book. In official DnD humans can breed with dwarves, and a half-dwarf is called a mul.

>>135673547
Yes.

>>135663984
I would until she was full.

>>135675150
Goddammit, you got me. I knew I was missing something. How could I forget those shoops?

>>135675122
Make your own country and give two fucks about human experimentation.

In about a century you would have elfs and the cure for most diseases.

>>135675233
You're not alone. Deredere a best.

>>135675691
Thanks, Anon. Knowing I'm not alone makes me feel better about it.

>>135664196
>not using one of the German witches

>>135675685
I'll be dead (or very old at the very least) by then. I want to experience an elf sitting on my face while I'm still aware of my surroundings.

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Anyone dwarves here?

>>135675233
I want to teach her english and how to drive a car, but somehow the idea of fucking her doesn't get to me.

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Who is the most delicious elf / halfie?

>>135675826
pull a Walt Disney then.

>>135675852
She was best girl in that show.

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>>135675852

The whole, Elves are for raping came down to the first slumber. When Melkor, the great one and General of Sauron received in his great halls an elvish woman who sang for him. In Tolkien's account, Melkor was so infatuated and burned that he sought to rape her after she finished her singing, but alas...he fell asleep upon hearing her lullaby.
It is said, that Morgoth himself would have given middle earth in exchange for Luthien.

>>135675852
You posted her. Best girl in a show full of surprisingly decent girls.

>>135675826
Not really, if you can make elves you can also make something to keep your body in the prime condition.

>>135671706
I'd love to rape a smug, worldly elf with 50phds who can build a sword that lasts a thousand years

>>135675893
> pull a Walt Disney then.
Do you mean
> She's kind of sexy for a kid.
?

>>135675852
Who was that other QT elf in this show? It's her.

>>135675893
But I don't want to risk waking up and being faced with the decision to either nuke Boston or kill my son.

>>135663984
How much nudity and lewdness is in this show?

This is very important.

>>135675963
At least 5 of those doctorates are in various forms of martial combat, anon. Sure you have the advantage because strong woman arms > scrawny male elf, but still.

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>>135675852
Top breeding material

>>135675966
>Do you mean

I guess he meant cryonics. Although Disnay didn't actually get preserved.

>>135675233
She's pretty good, but she's also basically easy mode.

She basically fell head over heels, devoted to the death in love with the MC because he didn't treat her like garbage. That's not necessarily a bad thing, I guess, but it feels too simple to me.

>>135676009
Little to none.

>>135672078
Search more, I've seen a lot.

>>135676041
You sure? Because no one has touched that for like thousand years

>>135676093
Well, love is made and kept by simple and small acts.

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>>135676124
Mmmm hmmm. Nothing quite as sexy as a dusty old cavern full of spiders

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>>135675852
Nowa

That girl from Lodos TV would be close second

>>135665207
Ibara is a proud high elf, not some trash halfie or dark elf.

>>135672214
I... don't think it's biologically possible for a reptile to breed with a mammal.

Let alone penetrate one and leave her without any fatal internal wounds.

>>135669056
The Harry Potter set.
These are literally Dobby ears without hair in them.

>>135672793
>he doesn't take responsibility
>it's her fault!
Must be a nigger dragon.

>>135676195
Dragons are not reptiles. They be MAGIC reptiles.

>>135674967
The only bitch I see is.... wait where is your whore mom?

>>135672776
Tolkien taught me the elf girl would see it as a due act and forget about it the day after.
4evercuck.

>>135676195
It's a fucking dragon and your'e concerned about how realistic interspecies breeding is?

>choose all sammiches
>only burgers

>>135676264
DIN
DU
NUFFIN

>>135676264
> Black dragons
I see what you did there.

>>135676195
see
>>135676272

At this point I'd breed whatever had a vagina and looked even remotely cute.

>>135675357
I am gonna use something that surely will have a effect similar to a disease so you can shut your mouth
>Die in a fire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AibtyCAhyQE

>>135673547
To free her from slavery and start with her an elf-slavery awereness movement in hope of getting into her leaf pants.

>>135676365
>FNAF
Kill yourself back to Reddit.

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>>135676347
>vagina

>>135675839
Dwarves are inferior in every way.

>>135676441
>tooked the bait
Feels good

It's always elves, I want femorcs too.

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I really love elves, like, they're my favourite fantasy race and if I ever met a cute high elf girl I'd do anything to get into a relationship with her and love her very dearly every day.

But after so many elf rape threads on /a/ and elf rape doujinshi and h-anime and VNs I feel that if I ever found out her cheating on me with another man or an orc I'd probably lose my shit so badly, and that makes me insecure as fuck.