Is there really no Owarimonogatari thread up yet?
I very much would a corpse.
Is everyone just busy fapping to monkey or what?
This song here sounds even more like Tubular Bells than Ika, Kaisou.
>>133802867
More like Ononoki's lewd ass feet.
I just want some shinobu action is that so much to ask?
>>133802877
http://youtu.be/3IhNucymsq4
>tfw araragi tries to kill himself because his snail died
>>133803009
>wrong
This way you can fuck her and her mouth very easily.
>>133802944
Yes. Bat's time has come and gone.
>>133803078
That was a joke.
Shinobu is erotic as fuck this season.
Thank you god for more shinobu.
>>133803093
Why does she bend like that?
>>133802915
That scene gave me some strange associations
>>133803344
Erotic monkey made for fucking.
OMAESAMAKA KA
i want a monkey for christmas
sexual Ougi or spooky?
>>133803472
more like eat shit amirite
also was that the crab guy from one punch man in the end?
They used a couple songs/themes from Bake in this episode didn't they?
Wait. How does Shinobu know Kanbaru? What was that about fighting a monkey that wasn't Kanbaru and something about cat?
>>133803472
Tell me again, how is that supposed to be a dyke?
>>133803893
You need to leave
Stop using this shitty catalog, use superior neet one >>133791958
>>133803958
They're fighting the Bake kai all over again for whatever reason
Araragi got stuck with the lost cow but Kanbaru outwitted it, Shinobu fought something with the devil's paw and now a half crab dude showed up
>>133803919
They sounded re-arranged see
>>133802877
>>133802218
>>133803958
Kanbaru saw Shinobu while visiting meme in Bake
>Ononoki takes her sock and boot off to put her foot on Araragi's face
>next cut, she has her sock and boot back on
>a minute later it shows her putting her sock back on
Fucking continuity errors. It wouldn't be shaft without them.
>>133803811
SPOOKY
>>133804064
BUY BLU-RAYS
Sleep tight vampster
>>133803958
I haven't seen the episode yet, but for the most part, you can assume that most of the characters have met off-screen at some point.
>>133804191
There's this crab monster thing that we've never seen before also they mention some monkey other than kanbaru.
>>133803958
Shinobu met Kanbaru as early as Suruga Monkey, and she's been in Araragi's shadow when he's met with Kanbaru.
The cat was Black Hanekawa. Shinobu got a lift from her from Araragi's room in Neko White.
>>133804247
Someone needs to string all her reactions together.
test
>>133804315
One bad frame.
>>133804354
i'm not good at this
>>133804315
It actually loops perfectly without needing any changes
>>133804426
Just run all the frames in order. It should loop perfectly if you get the whole collection of them.
Replica?
>>133804581
=3=
Literally what the fuck was the foot scene for?
>>133802218
use the catalog faggot
>>133804640
Boners.
>>133804640
My dick
>>133804640
Doll thighs.
>>133804093
thank you spooky ougi
>>133804737
>>133804737
>breasts
ayylmao
>>133804093
Thank you spooky Ougi
Just going to leave this here.
>>133804961
Kaiki confirmed deaders
>>133804737
Some characters look better with clothes on not showing any skin, Ougi is definitely one of them.
Is that fucking Tubular Bells?
>>133802218
This is how foot fetishes develop, isn't it?
>>133805072
No, it's Ononogi-chan.
>>133802867
>>133803472
I'm going to marry Kanbaru
>>133805033
Not true.
>>133805266
>no sleeve dickings
really shit taste desu, there's no point to ougi without mystery sleeve dickings
>>133804640Ononoki was putting a specialist's mark on him, claiming him as her target, to stop Oddity-slayer killing him.
>>133805239
Not if I marry her first
>>133804093
thank you spooky ougi
>>133805239
I call this one.
>>133804064
It's not like people care about this sort of shit. They seem to make a special exception for Shaft like it's some sort of subtle charm how low effort the series is now that they know it's going to be guaranteed profitable cause of idiot collector fanboys. They literally don't have to do jack fucking shit and the shows still going to guaranteed make 20K+ sales as long as the Monogatari label is slapped on the box.
>>133804640
Fanservice, like a large chunk of scenes in this show.
>>133805526
You seem lively, anon. Did something good happen?
Shinobu > POWER GAP > Doll > Monkey
>>133805209
It's not even particularly good feet service. For the most part it's just the same shot looping and the same character putting pantyhose on shot that multiple LN adaptation shows have employed of late.
>>133805519
Not sure what's the bigger issue here, the paedophilia or necrophilia.
>>133805615
Monkey > POWER GAP > Bat > Doll
>>133805593
What the fuck does that even mean?
>>133805615
Well I think you're cuter
>>133805685
It means to calm your shit.
>>133805753
How about get over yourself a little monogatarifag and do the same. People are going to joke about a joke of a franchise sometimes, learn to deal with it, you're not special.
>>133805645
>>133805795
Maybe if you lurked more instead of shitposting you wouldn't look like such an idiot.
>>133803811
Same thing.
Spooky sex is the best.
Can anyone make a webm of bat flipping her hair, im horrible at making em.
>no more Ougi this season
>>133802218
OP you are cancer as always >>133791958
Use the catalog next time. Sage this thread made by a newfag.
Yotsugi's voice is pure sex to my ears.
>>133806516
>didn't put owari into the OP
>complain when nobody finds it
sure
>>133803434
What is this?
>>133804093
thank you spooky ougi
>>133806827
http://exhentai.org/g/785657/dd3b06afd6/
>>133802218
>>133805615
I'd like to get inside Shinobu's POWER GAP if you know what I mean.
delicious thighs
>>133803811
who did the ED card this time?
>>133808507
One bad frame
>>133805413
Doll doing a racist joke.
>>133808780
>qwop.jpeg
>>133808780
>>133808780
>>133808822
Other reference to memes. SHAFT, please.
This need a webM.
>>133804961
>people will still deny he's dead
>>133805353
No joke, I'm always amused that this series finds ways to justify it's fanservice.
>>133803344
Maybe her butt hurts?
I love Kanbaru and Ragi's friendship. Shit's too adorable.
>>133804426
>i'm not good at this
What are you using to edit the movie?
>>133804640
Ononoki is trolling Shinobu
>>133804737
Raita's style
>>133805413
das it mane
>>133802218
thank you shaft
>>133802218
why can't i hold all these fetishes?
I have now claimed this sleeping loli i found as mine.
The idea of a lifeless doll like Ononoki actually thinking about Araragi as a friend is really nice desu ne.
>>133809907
>not covered in semen
There is a freakish density of boner inducing material this episode.
>>133810127
is monkey also a lolicon?
>>133808482
I'm 99% sure thats Take. He did the art for katanagatari
>>133810216
dat toe tho
>>133810223
she just appreciates cute things
>tfw too busy having a heartboner to have a regular boner
>>133809531
Yes.
If you could edit all of monkey's reaction together it would be perfect. Maybe make some of them loop a few times like that bounce.
>>133810495
is her spine daijobu
>>133810335
Why does she hate herself so much then?
>>133810618
she doesnt think very highly of herself
>>133810223
Yes.
She appreciates the cute things in life.
>>133809331
>you will never have a friendship with a cute tomboy like that
Araragi is living the dream.
>>133803811
best boy
I would love for her to kick me in the face.
>>133808482
Suoh (スオウ)
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/終物語#.E5.90.84.E8.A9.B1.E3.83.AA.E3.82.B9.E3.83.88
>>133810618
Cute girls don't know they're cute.
That's what makes them so cute.
Can we expect some sakuga next episode?
>>133810216
Poorly drawn fanservice with plastic looking bland interpretations of character designs by a usually decent original character designer that SHAFT is too cheap and lazy to draw right. The fanart will likely be better than the artwork in this episode.
>>133805881
Oh please don't give me that, Monogatari fans are the biggest shitposters around that are curiously full of themselves.
Seriously though get the fuck over yourself anon and while you're doing that tell the rest of your good for nothing mostly socially stunted teenage fanbase to do the same.
>>133802218
sound version where?
>RRRG: Kanbaru i'm letting go.
>Kankan: of the daikon?
>RRRG: No of you
>cuts to a screen that says "if anything not a daikon, but an antelope"
can someone explain this joke to me?
Which Monkey did bat and cat fight against again?
>>133810998
>Oh please don't give me that, Monogatari fans are the biggest shitposters around that are curiously full of themselves.
Top 10 easily but you should lurk some more faggot.
>>133811123
>Daikon (å¤§æ ¹, literally "big root")
I don't know anon, what could she possibly mean?
>>133811123
3deep5u
>>133811123
RG: I'm putting you down.
K: You're putting it where?
RG: Not in you, that's for sure.
If anything I'd stuck it in the pooper.
[Commie] probably.
What arc is this the continuation of?
>>133811577
that one where ougi kills snail
>>133811123
Daikon and kamoshika are both used in similes for legs, daikon being fat and kamoshika being slim
>you'll never have Ononoki-chan step on your face barefooted
WHY
EVEN
LIVE?
JUST TO SUFFER?
>>133811979
oooh i get it now, thanks so much
>>133809009
>This need a webM.
Be careful what you wish for.
>>133812305
Loving the OST so much for Owari.
>>133812637https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LFCG7kOsxE
>>133810495
Stitch when? This pose is too sexy.
Why is there no good fanart of monkey?
>>133813120
if you browse pixiv for some there is sure to be a few you'd like
Reminder
>>133813120
There is some but she doesn't get a lot.
Kanbaru is a better girlfriend than Crab. What is Araragi even doing?
>>133813235
>snakefags being that pathetic
I need no reminder
>>133813192
I have been for the past 3 hours. It's really unfair only Shinobu gets good art.
>>133804950
>>133813341
>crabfags being this jelly because they are completely irrelevant since bake
>>133813302
He's locked in anon. Pity the poor guy.
>>133805645
The issue is you have issues with it.
>>133813302
Monkey is on bro 4 life tier, which I'd argue is higher than something so flimsy as a girlfriend.
>>133813235
>the new 4chan
wat
Why does SHAFT always deliver feets?
>>133813425
>snakefags migrated to 8gag
sasuga
>>133813397
I don't know man, Koimonogatari wat pretty neat
>>133813482
that ad just links to 4chan.org/a/
I don't get it either
>>133813397
>implying crabfag
>>133813425
I think it's a reference to the shitty Jew-List ads on NT.
>>133813498
>Koimonogatari
>about crab
>>133812637
IMO its just bleepy bloopy mood music that's just sort of there like pretty much all of Kosakis repertoire dating back to when Kyoani loved using him. He's probably one of the more underwhelming composers and I have no idea why he's praised so much but then I could say the same for Yuki Kajiura and a lot of the composers people rave about. Its like they get raved about just cause they keep getting used in popular anime when there are actually better composers out there that seem more inspired.
>>133813397
>>133813397
>implying he's a crabfag
Stay obsessed autismo.
>>133813363
It is what it is
If you want monkey art that matches your tastes, you should learn to draw
>>133810569
Was busy with this, will make monkey rxn compilation
Why is Ougi soshit
I can't be the only one to think this. Ruining owari for me
>>133813574
did I remember wrong? it's the one with kaiki
and I like cat the most, crabfags are just loud
I want a Monkey backpack.
>>133813535
>>133813590
you monkeyfags are okay, at least there's some decent banter to be had with you
now crab and cat fags on the other hand
>>133813663
yes Kaiki was the obvious center of Koimonogatari, not crab
>>133813580
Strangely the only OST this guy has done that I liked much was Captain Earth which coincidentally or not was the only time he worked on anything that wasn't some Kyoani or Aniplex project. Muntos soundtrack wasn't too bad either I suppose now that I think of it but both shows are trash on their own
>>133813638
based
>>133813708
you said relevant, not central
>>133813600
>mfw when i love monkey
>mfw when I can sort of draw and want to draw her
>mfw when I have no time
this is suffering
>>133813708
Fuck off gayboy. You're waifu is the worst piece of shit in existence and needs to be immolated like the turd she is.
>>133813638
Thank you anon, you are based.
>>133806733
>can be easily found with the normal catalog
>gives newfag excuses
Fuck off and kill yourself.
>>133806572
Never been there, fuck off cancer.
>>133813843
but she's not even my waifu silly monkey
>>133812305
That's pretty fucked up
>>133813876
This thread is bigger now anyway so I doubt it really matters.
>>133813705
>tfw you will never give your tomboy waifu a piggyback ride after a long day exorcising while comfy music plays
>Fans of the worst, most annoying girl
>Are the worst, most annoying shitposters
It's like pottery!
>>133813970
I was hoping she would give him a piggyback ride back.
Please say it happens.
But I guess bee already did.
>>133814034
>pottery
>again
where you in that last thread with Douglas Adams?
>>133813564
Thanks, that makes sense.
We have those here too you know.
>>133814034
Who are you quoting?
>>133814034
don't be so hard on monkeyfags anon
>>133814110
I thought he was talking about snakefags
We may never know now.
>>133814102
>>133814110
why are you even bringing up snake, she wasn't even in the last couple episodes
>>133814169
>snakefags not trying to wriggle in to every thread
>ever
you must be new here.
>>133814169
because snake is always relevant
>>133814169
because snakefags are the most autistic of the bunch
>>133814226
uh no, im pretty sure thats the definition of spamming?
>>133814218
>snake
>wriggle
ha
hue
kek
chuck'l
>>133813970
>comfy
>not confusingly sad
Why did it make me feel, brahs?
>>133810569
>edit all of monkey's reaction together
Actually, there seems to be only three of them that are of just monkey. Unless you aren't talking about jsut the Shinobu reactions.
So.
Was that feet thing in the novels?
Did NisiO add it just to satisfy the feetfag at SHAFT?
>>133814245
pretty sure it's not
you know you can just ignore my posts too right anon?
>>133814301
Because you will never feel the soft, delicate bosom of a tomboy resting on your back while she clings tightly to you.
>>133805526
>low effort
>guaranteed profitable
>>133814385
I figured that one was too obvious to be it.
>>133814325
I didn't keep track but if there are just 3 then yeah.
Some like the bounce can be looped twice or three times as it was pretty short
>snakefags ruining the thread with their disgusting taste
>>133814354
There is a reason.
The reason isspoilers
>>133814475
Snake is utter shit, but she does things to my snake.
>>133814301
Maybe it has something to do with him being sorry for roping her into a bigger mess than he'd thought?
Probably just what >>133814385 said tbqh
>>133814363
why do you post?
the thread doesnt have anything you like in it.
Its like going up to a group of strangers who are having a conversation and talking about things you like.
why dont you find something to do?
What does Unlimited Rulebook do?
> 12 year old in fuck-me heels
it still bothers me
Why was Shinobu so off-model this episode? Everybody else was fine.
>>133814652
Doll can shape shift her finger into a big dick and poke you with it.
>>133814652
Have a lot of exceptions.
>>133814652
Break the rules.
>>133814621
>why dont you find something to do?
because it's Saturday night and I am browsing the Chinese cartoon section of a Nigerian Porcupine Hunting Site?
Anyone have a gif or webm of Shinobu hitting her head on the swing?
>>133811979
Daikon is also a fertility symbol, though.
>>133814652
It kills snake.
>>133814772
Snek should be white, not black.
>>133811524
please make it happen
>>133814746
all the more reason you should do something with your life
read a book
watch anime
talk to people who share your interests
What the fuck even happened in the episode?
Bat, cat and doll fighting with monkey? I thought monkey was already defeated
I remember S1 years ago and it was piece of shit. A slideshow.
>>133814868
Not that guy, but it's way more fun talking to people with opposing interests. Being an autistic pick is more fun than circlejerking.
>>133814868
but there are other snakefags on this board, yes even in this thread. The only one exceptionally bothered by it seems to be you
>>133814876
RRRG 'fought' with the lost cow, they're revisiting Bake kai for whatever reason
>>133814443
Not much to work with, unless I'm missing one. Figured I'd throw the little vamp in there too so we know what monkey is reacting to.
what are other LN series with more volumes than monogatari?
>>133814972
>THE top 2 female voice actors that I love interacting with each other
I fucking love it.
>>133815033
Index, Horizon, and probably a lot of other ones.
>>133815033
How many volumes Monogatari has?
>>133814972
That's perfect anon, thank you
>>133814946
>.gif
Disgusting
>>133815033
don't know how many Monogatari has but S&W has 17
>>133815078
>webM guy hates snake but is still professional
sasuga webM guy
>>133815104
Index has like 40.
>>133815078
thanks anon, appreciated
So whose pose was this again?
>>133803539
>>133815194
Cammy
>>133814737
Which means she can do anything or something?
too lewd, this ep is too lewd
>>133814800
And?
Kanbaru mentions daikon because it's a pun on "orosu": Araragi is using it to mean letting Kanbaru off his back, but it can also mean grating.
Then Araragi's reference to kamoshika is because he's talking about Kanbaru and her legs are more kamoshika legs than daikon legs.
>>133815164
Guin Saga has over 100 volumes
>>133814385
>you will never know a tomboy with a friendship deep enough and has enough trust in you to just want to cling tight after waking up mid-piggyback
It hurts. Why must female camaraderie seem so awesome, yet so elusive?
>>133815361
It's been running since 1979.
Index started in 2003.
>>133815164
and yet, only 2 seasons
>>133815462
4, if you consider Railgun.
Why does Hanekawa run like Velma from Scooby Doo?
>>133815523
Railgun is adapted from a different source material.
>>133815242
Thanks, have a webm
>>/wsg/836827
>>133815571
Nigga that's basically who she is
>>133815741
Protip: crossboard links require 3 meme arrows
>>>/wsg/836827
>>133815771
>>133815741
webMs with sound on /a/ when?I'd have to remake a good HALF of my collection...
>>>/wsg/836838
>>133815935
People have been arguing for this for a while. People say it won't happen because "muh screamers" (as if this would be a real issue anywhere besides /b/ and /v/). The actual reason is because without the exclusivity of sound webms both /gif/ and /wsg/ would be dead as fuck.
>>133815987
/gif/ was fine without sound webms
>>133815388
Sehnsucht is a bitch.
>>133815771
Thanks, have a webm
>>>/wsg/836843
>>133815987
On the other hand, wouldn't every board be that much better? On the other other hand, gif/wsg has animations/webms collected on the same board.
>>133802218
Monogatarishit got stale 5 years ago, thats why.
Why does this series have such a great OST?
>>133815388
If monkey was a 3dpd she'd be one of those extreme feminazis
I want Ougi to put her sleeves close to my erect dick.
Then, I want her sleeves to slowly descend over my erect manhood so that I can feel her soft, pale hand stroke my dick as I ejaculate all over the insides of her sleeves.
I don't want to see her hands though.
Rewatching Tsubasa Tiger right now, who is Episode? Also a retarded name.
Gaen called him in, and this is a day after the cram school burned down, so I'm assuming he'll be in Owarimonogatari.
>>133816265
that's Sodachi. And/or basketball devil
>>133816265
If she was 3DPD and a burger, sure.
>>133815935
I don't know, but i need this in Webm.
>>133816373
Read kizu
>>133816373
One of the three guys that tried to kill Kiss Shot, with Guillotinecutter and Dramaturgie.
>>133810667
Wow. It's really come a long way since then.
>>133814652
Rulebooks.
>>133816467
Kizu hype
>>133816565
Real Kizu PV when?
>>133816565
Oshino was based as fuck. I miss that nigga.
>>133816653
He's too much of a comfort character, hard to have real happenings with him around. Better that he leave with his character intact than to stay around and either prevent development or lose his beloved characterization.
>>133816630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYPJoA9udJo
Have you been under a rock?
>>133816265
Why would you say that?
She doesn't shove her opinions on other people and doesn't think she's better than everyone else.
>>133816565
>That meme
>That phrase
Hardest I've been in a long time.
>>133816653
Damn straight. I bet we'll never see him again, though.anyone who read the LN here?Please prove me wrong;-;
>>133816341
Thanks sleeves anon
>>133816733
10s anime footage
>>133815987
>without the exclusivity of sound webms both /gif/ and /wsg/ would be dead as fuck.
Neither of them had sound years ago and they did just fine.
>>133814301
It's a tender moment between two close friends nigga, and the musics driving both that and the fact that you wish you had such a friendship with a cute girl home.
Source: My ass
>>133816838soonâ„¢
>>133816936
>>133816912
/wsg/ was dead as fuck until sound webms came along. Half the board was nothing but "you laugh you lose" threads.
Just think of the POTENTIAL.
>no webm of Doll putting back her sock
Why?
>>133817048
http://exhentai.org/g/751804/04477e562a/
>>133816925
Your ass sounds like it knows what it's talking about.
>>133817102
>as109
My dick
>>133815035
>thinking hackamoto is a good seiyuu
>>133816418
>i need this in Webm.
I've got a webM for this
>>133817205
A man too good for us.
So what's this series about? I looked online to see what it was and saw this is only one part of a bigger series. What's the chronological viewing order of all the anime, ova, and film?
>>133817477
Start with katanagatari
>>133817287
I love this. Many thanks, Anon. You are the best.
>>133817477
google it
>>133817477
ore monogatari
>>133817477
Here. I recommend watching it in broad cast order, though.
>>133817521
this then Ore no Monogatari
>>133810667
>Shinobu fucking Kanbaru silly
>>133817635
This image is so confusing. What is Koyomi seed, for instance? And why is it listed as final season? No Koyomimonogatari has been animated.
>>133817635
I should really rewatch the series since I forgot so much about it.
>>133817907
It's the novels dumbass
>>133817225
Epic shitpost m8.
>posting a character that has a terrible VA to make his "point"
>>133816565
Man I am so hyped
Almost getting to see Ononoki's pantsu
>>133818139
I really enjoyed this episode, I'll post some webm's & gifs
>>133818139
>those perfect legs
Also, I don't want to see it, it would ruin everything.
Kanbaru is a best girl desu
>>133818192
>dat butt curve
>>133817635
>Kizu
>NeverCome on, it's 2016!
>>133817953
>It's the novels dumbass
I know that you dumb fuck. Fucking learn English before you insult someone based on your own misunderstanding.
last webm, why is Shinobu such a qt
>>133818295
yes <3
Speaking of webMs, I've got a few I put off working on
>>133818332
For someone who knows that your question was pretty fucking retarded.
>>133816733
>Dat soundtrack in the beginning
>Dat Rararagi scream
that freaked me out when i first watched this
>>133818421
I will rephrase: Is all the shit listed as season 3 confirmed for getting animated? if so, the image makes sense.
>>133818256
Would you drink Kanbaru's breast milk?
>>133818585
Kanbaru will never be pregnant, so she'll never have breast milk.
>>133818566
Novels are divided into seasons.
As stupid as it may seem, this webM represents the culmination of dozens of hours of experimenting with blending loops seamlessly in photoshop. It contains 3 layers of 24 frames each. The first two layers progressively blend into the third to create a seamless loop.
Feet are fucked up
>>133818646
>implying she won't request araragi to donate his sperm for her
even crab would approve
>>133818726
But they're beautiful. Also you're supposed to watch the legs too.
>>133818674
And here is the non-autis~I mean un-blended version.
>>133818674
Bake's visual direction is still leagues above anything else in the series.
>>133818777
No, Crab would let her play with them, but she would never allowed Koyomi's seed to be planted in any other girl.
>>133818674
>>133818789
That's really neat.
>>133816733
Bullshit makes me mad that Monogatari isn't more popular in the west so Aniplex would screen it in other countries too like they did with Rebellion and UBW recently.
I just don't want to wait for the BD.
>>133818585
Yes
>>133818646
Well that's goal one then.
>>133818866
Prove it
>>133818674
>>133818408
these are very well done
>>133818885
>>133818885
>>133818866
>>133818256
>leg lock
>>133818981
>>133818885
>>133804961
No. I refuse to believe this
>>133804064
>babby anon can't into the depth that is Monogatari and it's altering of the topography and chronology, thereby undermining the narrative unity
Just watch some Pokemon or something bro.
Send help please, I can't stop masturbating to Kanbaru
>>133819235there are worse ways to die
>>133819235
no worries, you don't need help
>>133818878
I am holding out the smallest shred of hope they'll do an international screening.
>>133819235
Don't worry.
You'll chafe your dick or develop testicular pain and will be forced to stop eventually.
>>133819235
why would you want to stop masturbating
enjoy it while you can
>>133819223
Stop memeing, fag.
>>133819235
BREHS
>>133818256
The most qt broship ever. I can't get enough of it.
>>133819235
don't worry
>>133819310
Can you even satisfy a monkey like this without an 8x6, brehs?
>>133819310
>mfw that was the first big stitch I did
>>133819348
>gif
>>133819301
I think I've shut my system down for a while desu
Makes all these lewd monkeys strange to see, wanting to fap but knowing it would be a futile effort until it recharges.
THANK FUCK they didn't change the god tier ED
>>133804064
You're just jealous because doll will never put her foot on your face.
>>133819394
I wish Kanbaru was less lewd
>>133819379
>tfw monkey is medium test
>>133819381
appreciated anon, I'd double team you with monkey desu.
>>133816733
Has Shaft finally gone too far?
>>133819453
no you dont
monkey is the perfect balance of lewd and cute
>>133819469
If Kanbaru isn't high test I don't know what is.
>>133819472
I refuse to share her
>>133819507
That was my opinion at first, too. But I have come to the conclusion she is too lewd.
>>133819509
too lean to be h i g h t e s t desu senpai
unless this is the secret realm of EXTREME TEST
>>133819472
Damn it anon, now I have to go fap to that doujin with the tan loli in denim shorts.
>>133819547
You're wrong. Monkey a cute
>>133819310
dick status: muh
>>133819547
Shes perfect
>>133819556
>too lean to be high test
High test doesn't mean fat. Fucking fatfags always ruining terms like high test and healthy.
>>133816848
I want Ougi to sexually harass me
>>133816111
>Sehnsucht
>Saudade
Foreign Languages always have such interesting words for feels like these
>>133819634
I don't think women are supposed to be high test anon.
>>133819634
you dont go on /fit/ do you?
they have a meme definition high test there
>>133819586
sauce me
>>133819681
That's not what it means. It means men with high test will be attracted to them.
>>133819634
Maybe not fat, but it's always meant thick.
>>133819743
>133819743
I don't buy into that stuff so I don't really know what you guys are talking about.
ALL THESE DISGUSTING .GIFS ARE MAKING ME ANGRY
>>133816565
>based
>>133819693
I used to, apparently before they ruined the word. High test never meant fat while I was there.
>>133819773
You tell them man
>>133819769
She's thick where it counts, mainly the hips. That's as high test as it gets.
>>133819379
Fucking look at those hips, dear god literally made for breeding.
>>133819723
http://exhentai.org/g/765849/812dfe2c75/
It's a shame the other parts aren't translated.
>>133819310
source? I don't remember this
>>133814972
Needs some Vince McMahon audio.
>>133819906
It was in Hanamonogatari I believe
>>133819906
Looks like it's the anime girl Kanbaru from the critically acclaimed monogatari series.
how long until i can download all the blu-rays and marathon monogatari?
>>133820011
Nine years
>>133819875
Works for me. All I know is that I want to wife that shit and I never will.
>>133820011
It's never going to end.
>>133820011
>download all the blu-rays
Well, you'd just need to wait for Owari. All the rest are blu-ray
>>133820045
I wanted Kanbaru to princess carry Araragi
>>133819906
It's in nise.
Episode 3 I think. Right after monkey shenanigans while he was helping her clean her room.
How did Araragi and Kanbaru avoid the snail oddity this time? I didn't understand that bit
>>133820002
I'm feeling a very distant and vague sort of pain right now.
>>133820116
I want Kanbaru to princess carry me.
>>133820050
are those minors or cosplaying femlets?
>>133820186
The Lost Cow makes you confuse your streets and turns. Apparently that doesn't apply when you're climbing on roofs and shit.
>>133820186
Monkey tricked it by going where they weren't supposed to go.
>>133820186
If i got it right the oddity made go the wrong path
The solution is not to use any paths
or something like that
>>133820186
I was really wanting Mayoi to appear when they had gotten lost
>>133820186
Ruse cruise.
>>133820071
so after owarimonogatari blu-rays come out, i can marathon all of monogatari and get the full story? or will i miss out on anything?
>>133820186
The parkour solution.
>>133820216
>>133819676
Have fun looking this shit up senpai
>>133820301
There are still 5 arcs left in the main series. This season is just the first 2/3 of Owarimonogatari, then Zokuowarimonogatari comes after Owarimonogatari.
>>133820367
But can you miss something you never had?
That just doesn't seem fair.
>>133819235
I want monkey to grind her sweaty cunt on my face.
>>133820002
>>133818256
They've come so far, haven't they?
>>133820400
dammit, it's like kawakami then. never gonna get finished? i want to marathon it or else i'm gonna forget it by the time a new season comes out.
So who was the Lost Cow in this situation?
WasKaikilurking somewhere?
>>133820466
It sure fucking feels like you can, doesn't it?
>>133820513
I assume the darkness is basically recycling shit araragi has defeated since it drained him
>>133820507
It's the best kind of show to rewatch. Just catch up now and save yourself the trouble.
>>133820565
Eh only if you delude yourself into feeling it.
>>133820507
>forget it by the time a new season comes out.
It's also the best kind of show to not need to remember exactly what happened last season to enjoy the new one. For instance, someone could have picked up and watched Sodachi and had no prior knowledge of the previous seasons and still enjoyed it, though not as much.
The night time scenes are so fucking comfy. Like, I am half scared that something bad is gonna happen like I should be since they do the setting so right. The start to owari was a bit boring, but I guess it necessitated that for reasons to be heavy story and talking heads.
Last episiode+this episode has me hyped as fuck though. I'm a bit confused, but that can be remedied by rewatching it all over again one day on a break without any distractions.
>>133819863
Nadeko is so cute. CUTE.
>>133820216
I think I understand.
>>133820588
Bingo, he has most of the oddity in him as he collected all the shit that was attracted to the town due to Shinobu and Araragi attracting shit. When he gets rekt by Araragi, they all disperse.
>>133818866
>tfw no cute kouhai
>>133820758
I was just so happy to see Shinobu again. I thought you guys said she wouldn't be in this season/arc!
>>133820781
I agree, well all the girls are cute
>>133820910
>Shinobu Mail
>No Shinobu
>>133820781
>Nadeko is so cute. CUTE.
D-d-don't look an-anon...
>>133802218
What a glorious day to be a Doll and Monkey fan.
>>133820973
Every thread
>>133820807
downloading this now, ty
>>133820973
She is both cute and erotic as fuck.
>>133820867I'm already out of college now. The cute kouhai dream is dead.
>>133820908
The ONE TIME I don't check the file after making it is the one time I forget to change the framerate.
>>133821011
>implying snake is a slut
muh nigga
>>133818945
Does this mean Kanbaru is the MC of Monogatari?
I miss Hachikuji
>>133820973
>>133821020
yes
>>133820972
I know that's why i was upset. Maybe i'm remembering wrong.
>>133821135
she was the MC in Hanamonogatari
>>133820910
I'd fucking love if monogatari broke into spinoffs of the characters.
Can we try to rate the girls?
Bat
Cat
Monkey
POWER GAP
Doll (Later episodes have placed her much higher than others)
Snail
Crab
Math
S L U T G A P
Snake
HOMO GAP
Meme
KEK GAP
Kaiki
>>133815229
take this monstrocity out of this board
>>133821211
This is just asking for the thread to descend into fucking anarchy.
>>133821169
Of course she is in it. Hell most of the LN is Araragi vs first servant.
>>133821211
I think Crab needs solo time. I have a hard time understanding her character and personality.
>>133803981
She can only do that without shame because she is actually a Dyke. Just remember Hanamonogatari and how she blushed away instead of just kissing Devil-chan. She's all talk, really.
>>133821131
Mmm delicious sluts.
>>133820011
12 years
>>133812305
>IT'S MONKEY TIME
>>133820758
>Any time there isn't banter there's comfy
I love monkey arcs
>>133816848
Looks like there's no meat at all in her fingers
the sisters are great as well, I only have gifs so post the webms~
>>133821352
How so? She is pretty normal. Just a human chick who was fixed.
>>133821352
The plot rarely touches on her since the start. Her place is one of the locations that a lot of stuff happens, and shes kinda cute/slutty, but her character is deeply flawed. Shes just not desirable. Shes not at the bottom of the list, but shes the worst of the marriage candidates
>>133821421
>more .gifs
Please tell me you delete them from your computer as I post these spectacular webbums
>>133821362
fuck
>>133821362
That perspective.
>>133821421
I knew I was forgetting something!
Phoenix slightly worse than Crab, bee above the snail
Shaft city looks so peaceful at night.
>>133821498
Yes, I'm saving them, ty
I usually find gifs more appealing though because the color edits
>>133821498
Many thanks, super webM guy.
>>133821599
>I usually find gifs more appealing though because the color edits
W-what?
>>133821579
There's also Sodachi, although I'd like to see more of her
>>133821540
that is BD exclusive right?
>tfw you forget what you were about to post and somehow bury it deeper than Araragi did his Math Fairy
>>133805615
>Shinobu
>stong
You're thinking of Kiss shot my friend
>>133804093
thank you spooky ougiIt hurts not to capitalize the first letter on her name.
>>133821711
When people make gifs, they usually sharpen & edit the curves of it
>>133802218
How does anyone watch this and then, with a straight face, all it anything more than harem pandering?
>>133821924
By paying attention.
>>133821924
You can find all this out and more by actually watching it.
>>133821729
If Monogatari manages to keep selling 30K+ by Zokuowari I can't see them not pushing the off-season for adaptation.
>>133821924
why would I watch monogatari with a straight face
>>133821912
You mean how they ruin it and degrade the quality by immeasurable amounts to compress it into a 240p gif?
>>133821924
They only thing that's straight while I'm watching monogatari is my dick, if you get what I'm saying.
>>133821786
I searched, but i don't know, anon. Sorry.
>>133817169
It just knows what it knows.
>>133820972
>Shinobu Mail
>Not a single letter has been written
why does nisio never let araragi win a fight
>>133822404
Why are Doll's feet and legs so attractive?
>>133822122
Let us take a moment to appreciate the amazing story this OP tells.
Also, thread is kill.
>>133822038
true, can't really deny that.
I guess it's just me that finds gifs appealing, though sometime soon I do plan on going through all the episodes again making webms
>>133822440
Because he's too distracted by the cute girls.
He fought fine in Kizu.
>>133814652
Why has no one made an UNLIMITED RULE WORKS edit of Doll yet?
Don't you faggots make me do it. I already made 3 edits today
>>133822404
>nobody has sent an email either
>>133822122
Which representation had this scene? I can't remember.
>>133822471
What does it mean?
White Hanekawa is fine, too.
Dead thread post lewd
>>133822517
cats are for sexualizing
>>133822785
Which monogatari do you think has the tightest vagina? I always figured it would be Crab or Phoenix for some reason.
When did you begin to notice how erotic Ononoki was?
>>133822785
3lewd5me
I give it 15 minutes
>>133822881
Monkey. Highly trained, good muscle control. She can probably squeeze harder than an industrial milker
>>133822881
Kanbaru or Karen
>>133822956
Yeah I bet she does kegels.
>>133822881
Shinobu and Mayoi for obvious reasons.
>>133822517
>>133821924
It's world-class harem pandering is what it is.
>>133822881
Friendly reminder that bird regenerates, meaning you could devastate her pussy three times a day for the rest of your life and it would still be brand new
>>133822956
Is that how that works? Can you train your pussy? Can you train an asshole too?
>>133823075
Hachikuji is off limits and Shinobu's pussy is like a million years old.
>>133822517
Was that the Hanekawa's fantasy?
>>133822500
This story explains what the one we knew Araragi sent to Kanbaru was about. It's not the only one that plays a part in this story either.
It makes more sense than just being about the armor.
And メイル can also be "male".
>>133823103
I think you might be on to something anon.
>>133819796I think it came from some fps thread, and someone posted some fatty saying how fat women are more attractive because they produce more testosterone in men or some shit
then people got carried away with ironically shitposting as usual
>>133822500
araragi texted kanbaru to meet him at the cram school, does that count?
>>133823104
>Can you train your pussy?
Check on female guides for preparing for birth and you'll have your answer in more depth than you could ever hope for
>Can you train an asshole too?
I have no fucking idea
btw best shinobu is teenobu
>>133823148
A vampire's body always regenerates to top shape.When Arararagi was a vampire, he ended up with a 6-pack for free, for example.
So Shinobu/Kissshot most likely has a regenerating vagoo. Take that as you will.
>>133823104
There's a lot of muscle down there so yeah, all that hentai talk of
>your pussy is milking me dry!
and stuff is actually a possibility, the way the muscles down there are set up is to try and get the semen out and into the uterus to help procreation. So yes, a vagina can milk a penis given enough muscle control.
>>133823148
>Hachikuji is off limits
Says you.
>and Shinobu's pussy is like a million years old.
598, also it doesn't matter, it's never been used and is the same as a regular 12 year old(she's normally 12, right?).
>another thread taken over by monkey
I like ,monkey just as much as the next guy but it feels like every season we talk about the show and the new girl for a couple of episodes, then we default back to monkey posting, as soon as she is even on screen for even just 1 sec
Like, come on guys she how much screen time does she have compared to everyone else.
dose it really have to be her we talk about the most?
>>133823302
george vi lost her shit over some girl because supposedly she could tighten her vagina muscles
>>133823304
>>133823466
So is banging Shinobu the most legal way to get 12 year old pussy?
>>133823304
He still benefits from vampire gains, just not as much.
>>133823536
have you watched that last 2 episodes?
>>133822881
According to Neko Shiro Crab can tighten her pussy.
>>133823536
Maybe try watching the fucking arc instead of shitposting next time.
>>133823599
That sounds like bullshit but I believe it. Crab confirmed for best fuck.
>>133821579
>fire sister
>worse than anyone
Fire sisters are top tier any day
>>133823668
I don't think she can compare to monkey really.
>tfw you love a cartoon lesbian
>>133823580
>>133823600
yea yea i know she has a big part again and everyone else is irrelevant AGAIN.
but fuck man im tired of monkey posting
i miss the time where people where bitching about crab and cat
fuck even snake season was more fun to talk about, at least we could laugh at the sanke fags then
monkey is so far in front of everyone else it's not even funny at this point
>>133823734
I feel like Monkey would have the tightest asshole.
Crab for best pussy fuck
Monkey for best anal
Cat for best paizuri
Shinobu probably gives great head from centuries of experience.
This is the world I've built in my head,
>>133823882
I think they all would have a tight ass anon. But monkey thigh and vagina would be the best.
>>133823882
You can't stop there. What would their butts smell like?
>>133823668
Someone post that bit where Gahara and Hanekawa are discussing stretching. Apparently she can crack her pelvic joints
Where was Gaen?
>>133824019
>I think they all would have a tight ass anon
Why would you think that? I always felt like Cat would be a little loose in some places. But that's okay because her selling points are her fat cat tats.
>>133824071
You mean hips?
Lots of people can do that.
>>133823560
>Koyomi gets a perfect body by doing nothing but becoming a vampire and gaining everything including a loli slave
>I get a perfect body by having to cut everything and go saitama-level+++ with working out
>have zero of the perks Koyomi gets, best thing I could do is fuck up my genes in gene therapy and gain extremely fast healing
>still won't get any girls like the ones in Monogatari
what about Ougi?
forgot about her
>>133824249She isn't born yet as of the current arc.
>>133823775
It hurts, anon
It's the worst feeling in the world
But eventually, once we die, we'll be with our waifus in heaven, we will be happy one day, a life of pain and waiting equals a lifetime of happiness
>>133824122
Crab was stretching like this in front of Cat and she mentioned the fact that she liked stretching her mollusca.
>>133824167
>I can't even stick to a mild bulk half the time and keep injuring myself somehow, weights-related or not
I should just kill myself tbqh
>>133824054
I don't know I've never really thought about it, but I think Cat would be the stinkiest. She probably has the strongest and most distinct odor, resulting in her feeling self-conscious about it. I figure Crab to be overly hygienic and is probably only left with a faint but feminine lingering scent that you only notice upon close inspection. Bat probably poops vampire magic that cleans buttholes and leaves it smelling like morning dew. Monkey most likely has a musky scent that she herself finds intoxicating and because of this is the most prone to sitting on others faces.
>>133824297
Nice, crab confirmed for best pussy. Araragi sure knows what he's doing.
>>133824521
Stop being in denial. Monkey would make for the best fuck supernatural fuckery aside.
Can't really judge that since you're not told anything about it.
>>133824441
this post gave me a boner
>>133824572
Hey man I'm just saying that Monkey, Araragi, and Cat all want that Crab pussy so she's gotta be doing something right.
>>133816733
Nice noses.
>>133824677
I don't know about cat but monkey wants something beyond pussy anon.
Someone has the best scene of the Crab's legs?
>>133824828
Something beyond pussy? You lost me anon.
>>133824441
But what do their armpits taste like?
Timely reminder that if you like Cat or Crab, you're a degenerate.
>>133825007
Salty milk an coins, dear anon.
>>133805593
I miss the man in the Hawaiian shirt.
>>133825040
What if I just want to daughteru Doll?