Women. BAKA.

So what's her deal anyway? Is she a lesbian and just playing around? Does she want to have an indirect womb kiss with Crab by fucking Arararagi? Is she bi? Or did Ararararagi simply turn her straight with his swag?

>>133792166
She was always bisexual.

>>133792431
She is gay, but she wants Araragi D too, not sure if its considered bi if you only want to bang one particular man and no other guy would work.

>>133793902
That's called bisexuality, anon.

>>133793902
she said she also liked boys in hana

How long until the new episode airs?

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>>133795794
Around 2 hours and 30 minutes.

>>133793902
She's only teasing Araragi though.

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Death is slowly climbing up the best girl list for me

>>133793902
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbian_until_graduation

She started out wanting crab.
When she found out crab had Araragi, she wanted to make him cheat so that crab would leave him and she would have a shot.
Ended up liking Araragi too much.

She was never actually gay.

>>133795876
I'm pretty sure she enjoyed ghost devil grabbing her tits

>>133791958
Kanbaru that's not the way to make yourself taller and you know it.

I am tempted to remark.

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>>133796146
She certainly didn't look like it

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>>133794727
I don't remember this. Was it just in the novel or in the anime as well?

>>133793902
She wants Araragi's D because it's the closest she can get to tasting Crab.

>>133796520
both

Is this the livewatch thread?

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>>133797511
Yes

Footfags rejoice!

Ononoki is lewd as hell.

>>133797678
Shaft turning the foot service up to 11, holy shit.

I want to princess carry Kanbaru!

>>133795876
>See also
>Hasbian
>Yestergay
>Gay for the stay
my fucking sides

>Gift-wrapped Kanbaru
MY DICK

>>133791958
After escaping from the building, Araragi and Kanbaru head for the park, where they are supposed to meet Gaen Izuko. They arrive at the park, and find that no one is there. However, they find the missing Shinobu. Shinobu explains that she was fighting against a monkey Oddity earlier with the help of Black Hanekawa. As Araragi and Shinobu are talking, the monkey Oddity comes back. Its form has changed into a half-monkey, half-crab monster with a tail of a snake. Araragi and the others are able to defeat it with the help of Kokorowatari. They then find a message left by Gaen, saying that the meeting place has changed to the Kitashirahebi Shrine. On the way to the shrine, Araragi explains what happened in the cram school building to Shinobu, and asks Shinobu if it is possible that the samurai armor he saw is Shinobu's first vampire servant. Shinobu denies the possibility, because she saw with her own eyes how her servant committed suicide by stepping into the sunlight.

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MUH

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>>133797760
anyone else gets turn on by this?

>>133797760
>striped thighhighs
>that thigh pinch
>sock removal
>high-budget feet
>zooming into the shadow under the skirt
>this in just a couple minutes and then there's more
Fanservice gods.

>>133797825
When they reach the shrine, they finally meet Gaen. Gaen explains to them the identity of the samurai armor. She reveals that the armor really is the resurrected first servant of Shinobu from 400 years ago. After the first servant, or the first Oddity-slayer, was burned to ashes by the sunlight, he never quite died since vampires are immortal. His ashes drifted through the air for 400 years until they all gathered inside the Kitashirahebi Shrine 15 years ago. The ashes settled there because that was his home village when he was still human. Because the first Oddity-slayer was such a powerful Oddity, it attracted other Oddity to the shrine, which gave rise to the high occurrences Oddity that Araragi had encountered. The Oddity-slayer in turn fed on the Oddity attracted to the shrine, and he slowly regained his power. Gaen speculates that the reason Shinobu as Kiss-shot came to Araragi's town in the first place was because she was unconsciously attracted to her former servant. Oddity-slayer’s recovery was hindered by the paper charm that Meme Oshino asked Araragi to stick on the shrine during the events of Nadeko Snake. However, when Araragi and Shinobu went to the shrine during Mayoi Jianshi, the Oddity-slayer "saw" Shinobu, and his resurrection quickly accelerated. Now the Oddity-slayer has become powerful enough to take material form. Gaen plans to eliminate him before he gains back his full power, which is why she needs help from Araragi and Kanbaru.

>>133797858
Gaen then leaves the shrine to meet up with a professional that she hired to help fight the Oddity-slayer. Araragi leaves as well to buy food and run some errands, leaving Shinobu and Kanbaru behind. At a bookstore, Araragi meets the first Oddity-slayer (the samurai armor) in the form of a boy. The Oddity-slayer wants to have a heart-to-heart talk with Araragi, so they leave the bookstore. The Oddity-slayer seems to mean Araragi no harm, and even hands him a bottle of tea. While he was recovering in the shrine for the past 15 years, he has most knowledge of all Oddity related events that took place in this town. The Oddity-slayer wants Araragi to leave Shinobu, and let him replace Araragi as Shinobu’s servant. He claims to regret what he had done in the past, and he wants to apologize to Shinobu and be with her again. Araragi doesn’t believe his intentions, and thinks that he just wants revenge. Oddity-slayer says he is a much more qualified partner for Shinobu than Araragi. While thinking about how to argue back, Araragi decides to take sip of the tea he was given. Before his mouth can touch the bottle, a giant cross flies in front of him, destroying the bottle. Araragi turns to find that it was the vampire hunter Episode that threw the giant cross. He was the professional Gaen hired. Episode says that the tea was actually holy water, which would have been lethal even to Araragi who has miniscule vampire trait. Gaen also arrives at the scene, and the Oddity-slayer retreats. Before he escapes, Oddity-slayer challenges Araragi to a duel, and whoever wins will be the rightful partner for Shinobu.

>>133797888
Gaen and Episode leaves to track down the Oddity-slayer, while Araragi goes back to the shrine by himself. At the shrine, he meets Ononoki, who is eavesdropping on a conversation between Shinobu and Kanbaru. Araragi is surprised to find out that the two are arguing. Kanbaru suggests Shinobu should meet and talk to the Oddity-slayer, while Shinobu furiously refuses. Shinobu claims it is too late for reconciliation, while Kanbaru argues that Shinobu is too afraid to meet her past and face her first servant. Shinobu is afraid that she will choose the Oddity-slayer over Araragi. Kanbaru tells Shinobu that she can't run away from the problem. Araragi realizes that the relationship between Shinobu and Oddity-slayer is similar to situation with Senjougahara and Kanbaru described in Suruga Monkey. Therefore, Kanbaru understands Oddity-slayer's feelings better than anyone else. Upset, Shinobu locks herself inside the shrine.

Gaen and Episode arrives at the shrine, and explains the details of the duel tonight. As a former Oddity expert himself, the Oddity-slayer agrees to let Gaen set the rules of the duel. Episode was originally going to duel the Oddity-slayer since he has a better chance of winning. However, Araragi wants to face Oddity-slayer by himself for Shinobu’s sake. Episode is fine either way, and tells him that he doesn’t need to win the duel, since Gaen and Episode will be able to defeat the Oddity-slayer afterwards. Araragi just needs to make sure he doesn’t die from the duel; otherwise Shinobu will reawaken her powers as Kiss-shot. The location of the duel will be the Naoetsu High School ground, the same place Araragi fought the vampire hunters in Koyomi Vamp.

>>133797919
At the night of the duel, Araragi, Kanbaru, Gaen and Episode arrive at the school ground. Shinobu still refused to come out of the shrine, and the pairing still hasn’t been recovered, so Araragi has to fight without any vampire powers. Oddity-slayer arrives in his samurai armor form, and Gaen explains the rules of the duel. Gaen sticks a shinai into the ground, and has Oddity-slayer and Araragi to stand beside it. Then the two will walk 10 steps in opposite directions. At the 10th step, they will run back towards the shinai. Whoever can grab the shinai and strike the opponents body with it, (similarly to kendo), will win. Gaen figures using a shinai will minimize the chance that Araragi will die from the duel. Before they begin, Araragi receives a mail from Hanekawa Tsubasa. This is the same night that Hanekawa will face Kako the tiger, so she wanted Araragi’s help. Only then does Araragi find out that Hanekawa is in danger. Gaen adds that Senjougahara is in danger as well, since Kako will burn down her home just like it burned down Hanekawa’s home and the cram school building. Gaen says Araragi can abandon this duel and let Episode take his place so that he can go help Hanekawa and Senjougahara. Araragi, however, sticks to the duel and has Kanbaru run off to warn Senjougahara.

>>133797841
What is wrong with her big toe

>>133797956
The duel is about to begin, and suddenly, Kokorowatari falls down from the sky, and splits the shinai in half. Araragi realizes that it was Shinobu who threw it, but she doesn’t show her face. Oddity-slayer doesn’t understand why Shinobu doesn’t want to see him. Gaen is surprised, but suggested that they have no choice but to use the Kokorowatari as the weapon instead, making the stakes of the duel much higher. The duel finally begins, and Araragi and Oddity-slayer takes their 10 steps. After the 10th step, Araragi turns around to run for the Kokorowatari, when he realizes that the Oddity-slayer has taken off all the armor in order to run faster. The Oddity-slayer gets to the Kokorowatari first, and he prepares to cut down Araragi. Araragi quickly latches on to Oddity-slayer’s body, and sticks on him Meme’s paper charm that he peeled off of the shrine. Oddity-slayer quickly disintegrates, and all the Oddity he had been absorbing over the years disperses. Oddity-slayer screams out Kiss-shot’s name, and only then does Araragi realize that the Oddity-slayer truly cared for Shinobu, and wanted to see her again. The Oddity-slayer eventually loses his ability to speak, and Shinobu finally shows herself. She apologizes to the Oddity-slayer, and calls out his real name, Seishirou, (Seishi means life and death). Crying, Shinobu devours the Oddity-slayer, and all the Oddity that made him up. Once everything is resolved, Araragi is presumed to have gone to help Hanekawa as described at the end of Tsubaba Tiger. At the end of the story, Ougi asks Araragi whether Shinobu also devoured the armor that Seishirou took off during the duel, but Araragi doesn't remember. Ougi suggests that the armor can be used to forge another replica of Kokorowatari and even Yumewatari. It is the morning of the college entrance exam, and after Ougi leaves, Araragi heads for school.

Shaft seems to be having fun with contortionist Kanbaru

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sup nigga

>>133797825
>>133797858
>>133797888
>>133797919
>>133797956
>>133797986
tl;dr

Why are those threads so ded?

>Rohaku park

Wait, I thought they made it a point not to mention the name of the park because of the ambiguous pronunciation?

>>133798104
it took eight episodes for some full blown fan service
worst anime of the season

>>133798024

Subs come out so quickly and Monogatari is such a word heavy show that it's preferred to just wait instead of livewatching

>>133798178
why does she sit like that

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>>133798136
Math still got my dick harder.

Nothing is better than girls who hate themselves.

>>133798206
Maybe her head hurts.

>>133798063
I don't think that's possible.

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yaay piisu piisu

>>133797842
You are supposed to be.

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>>133798136
>I only watch Monogatari for the fanservice

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>>133798235
from what?

>>133798267
i only watch anime for the fanservice

>>133793995
What he said.

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>>133798273
Smacking it into the swing.

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>>133798178
Finally.
>>133798211
I can relate with that.

>>133798048
Rōhaku is a guess Araragi makes in order to say it. He doesn't learn the correct reading until Owari 3.

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>>133798302
Here, you forgot to post this.

>>133798329
who are those?

>>133798240
it is; as I remember seeing Neli Kim from the old USSR do such a move in the Moscow Olympics of 1980, needless it made an impression on my young eyes.

>>133798331
But if you listen to the cast commentary (not the character commentaries), Kamiya mentions that in one of the arcs, the script actually said "Rohaku" at one point, but the staff actually rewrote the script specifically so that the name of the park wouldn't be mentioned.

>Shinobu is on screen for thirty seconds
>melts everyone's hearts

>>133798421
Especially Kanbaru's. She was wetter than the Ganges during that entire scene.

>>133798421
The stream blew up?

>>133798450
Kanbaru and Araragi blew up.

So I finally caught up with the series last week. How long does it usually take commie to sub?

>>133798377
Homura and Madoka.

>>133798240
>I don't think that's possible.
That's standard pose of any contortionist in a Circus. Hard, but common for performers who do it for a living.

Just finished reading Koyomimonogatari. Started off a bit slow, but Koyomi Dead was hype as fuck. Anime when?

>>133798641
HS is usually out within an hour; Commie usually takes a day at minimum.

>>133798413
That was a good thing to do before Owari 3 came out and revealed the real reading in canon. People might have thought that how it was said in the anime meant it was canon when it's actually wrong. This scene is also different in that it's also canon how Araragi guesses it's read.

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>another nisio manga adaption

suprised there has been none for monogatari yet

>>133799050
I'm completely okay with this.

>>133799050
>suprised there has been none for monogatari yet
It would be full of walls of text like Medaka.

>>133799050
http://niki.studio-hami.net

Mitsuru Hattori is the artist.

>>133799050
Name?

>>133799530
Shoujo Fujuubun

>>133799255
Apparently Hattori pitched for it (rather than being offered it).

>>133800099
Shaft knows.

>>133800099
what's supposed to be happening in that gif

>>133800207
Araragi's view while Ononoki has her foot on his face

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So I finally managed to catch up with you guys, what is a good sub doing Owarimonogatari?

>>133800431
Nobody. You'll have to make do with Horrible and Commie.

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>>133800476
Thanks

>>133800236
Oh my lord.

HS is out

>>133798024
Shinobu mail is only ok tier

I really like Owari's soundtrack

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>>133798240

So why did Shaft decide to split Owari into separate cours instead of doing it all in one go?

>>133802293
Because they can't handle more than a 13-episode season.

>>133802293
would 18 episodes count as 2 cour?

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>Girls taking off their clothes
my literal fetish

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>>133797798

So does Shinobu know about her Samurai apprentice wandering around? I couldn't tell from that conversation because they brought up the darkness again and now I'm confused. When is this taking place?

>>133804157
>When is this taking place?
Just after Mayoi got rip, before Araragi dealt with the Tiger.

>>133803428
>step up senpai

>>133803428
what is his expression trying to convey

>>133804157
She doesn't know.

>>133804852
The desire to be cummed inside.

>>133803428
>are you not entertained?
>is this not why you are here?

>>133804852
>Well, what is it?

>>133805017
Why is Koyomi trying so hard to keep it a secret from everyone?

>>133805302
He isn't. He'll tell her fairly soon.

>>133803428
is kanbaru feeling his bulge with her calf

>>133806287
She's distracted by gripping his collarbone.

Why doesn't Kanbaru just rape Shinobu?

>>133806690
She has some self control and isn't an autist like you?

>>133806772
I think autists are pretty unlikely to rape people.

>>133803428
where can I buy that backpack?

That Shinobu OP sounds like something out of Shaking the Habitual at times

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>you have good pectorals

Why is doll so random at times?

>>133807186
It's just banter, mate.

>>133807241
she's australian?

>>133807415
No, it's not bantz, m8.

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>>133807186
She always had this obsession.

>>133807186
This.>>133807692

>All this Doll feet
SHAFT is truly god's gift to footfags.

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>>133808321
My penis can only get so erect.

>>133807692
>You must work out.
She doesn't know the truth.

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>>133803428
>that entire scene

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>>133803428
>you will never have a friendship this close with a cute tomboy

>>133808903
saved

>>133808903
What do those mean?

>>133810499
The pleasure of being cummed inside.

>>133808903
>Cheap Trick

>>133804203
>Araragi dealt with the Tiger.

That was more thanks to Hanekawa to be honest. All he did was throw the oddity killing sword at it.

The way he tries to make himself cool knowing what he did at the end makes him look pretty bad. They need to have him try to explain himself at the end of this and get shut down in the commentary. It should be comedy gold.

>>133810813
Showed up just in the nick of time after getting wrecked by the samurai

>>133810813
>All he did was throw the oddity killing sword at it.
>All he did

if not for that Cat would have died.

Why are these threads so dead? I thought /a/ loved Shinobu and Monkey?

When Sodachi and Ougi were involved the threads were lightning fast.

I'm confused.

So, Mayoi Jianshi, Shinobu Time, Tsubasa Tiger, and Shinobu Mail all happen around the same time, right?

Why is Shinobu separated from Araragi's shadow?

>>133810499
Menacing.

>>133811155

I said it that way because people make it look as if he was the one who did all the work. Hanekawa couldn't drain it like she wanted to without burning to death, and she wanted to take it back into herself, not exorcise it.

If not for that severe handicap, she would never have needed Araragi.

Though I admit that I was salty because he looked cool when he was purposefully late getting back, thus why I said the commentary should be golden with him getting reamed about that.

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Well there are two threads up at the same time and most people are still too busy fapping.

>>133811594
There's another more lively thread up right now.

>>133811594
liking Shinobu the most is a meme and Monkeyfags are a minority

>>133811594
That's because Sodachi and Ougi are better girls.

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>>133810558
I'd be okay with that desu.
>>133811641
In the beginning of Onimonogatari, when Araragi and company were running away from the darkness, it overlapped her shadow and they lost the connection.

>>133811860
Oh shit, I completely forgot that line. After the connection was severed, how did Shinobu not revert to Kiss-Shot and was suddenly working with Gaen fighting oddities?

>>133812000
The connection wasn't completely broken. Nice trips desu.

>>133811860

Snail so cute

>>133811742
What was the point of that weird looking toe?

>>133814614
That's how toes look anon. It's a bit stylized and angular but it's a big toe.

>>133814975
For you.