What does /a/ think about the Keit-Ai PV? https://www.youtu

Will you fuck off already.

DESIGNATED FORCED MEME

>>133107202
Japanese does not work like that baka desu senpai

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>>133107257
Everyday until you Keit-Ai

>>133107202
Since when does this have a trailer and how?

>>133108286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QaQw7Ivzuo

>>133109038
Next Shinkai anime when?

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>>133107202
FINDS A MOTHERFUCKING WAY

>>133107202
what is this? A story about a long distance relationship? We don't get those very often.

>>133109845
Nevermind. I read the description. I'm now quite disappointed. I was wanting to see an anime about an LDR.

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>>133107202

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>>133107202

>>133107202
Would watch, and is it HanaKana VA as the female?

>>133107202
So how good is the original source? For I like the premise, and it would be a shame if the author just dropped it without getting an anime.

>there's yuri in Keit-ai

picked up

One day, like 10 years from now, an anime will come out with basically the same plot as Keit-ai but called something completely different.

Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that because it's never going to be an anime.

https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/

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>>133107202
Using fake PV and image. What a shame.

A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

Now with its own OP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NShEKYoPXw
And ED: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIX9aoN7g4o

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>>133107266

Why is /a/ the worst at running memes into the ground?

Get new material for fuck's sake.

why is this forced meme still around
and yes it's a forced meme

>>133111629
Guess you've never been on youtube or reddit

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>>133111629
Is the best at running memes to the ground, anon.

THE BEST.

>>133111658
for years it was just a well-known copy pasta

then someone started spamming it in every thread and now reddit has caught on to it

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>>133111829
BRUH

DENWA!

KYON-KUN

DENWA

>>133111658
No one has made a convincing expansion of the idea yet. Just shops, no continuation.
It's the corpse of Frankenstein's monster collecting dust because the lightning hasn't struck it yet.

>>133111987
Well, damn. I will read the whole fiction and see if I can expand/remake it in case it has potential. Just got expelled from my university today anyway for fistfight, so I got all the time in the world. Screenshot this.

>>133112315
Just don't fall for fake Keit-ai poster. The real origin was the MC is a black alpha bro.

>>133112315
Do you want a second writer to bounce ideas against? I hate how it's been in stasis, and I more or less owe my newest batch of ideas to it being the landmark of "write a plot" threads.

>>133111987
see >>133111501

>The best minds of /a/ on the script
>Makoto Shinkai's autism directing, a Kyoani x Shaft historical collab
>Hana Kana on the heroine
>Kamiya on the MC
>OP by Claris

Jesus

>>133112817
>Hana Kana on the heroine
Dropped.

>>133112482
Next week or this weekend I will make a thread with the Keit-ai mottenai gif as OP. Do join in on the fun if you got the time. Maybe getting a trip might be a good idea when I post in that thread. In that case I will be DaylightMonkey or something alike. I want to do it today, but need to read the original thing first and some annoying paperwork to finish.

>>133112869
Faggot, her voice is pure sex.

>>133113001
Maybe if you're new to anime.

>>133112960
>Keit-ai mottenai gif as OP.
Keit-ai is dead. Even the best potential always succumb to those generic love story that resolves around MC's teenage angst that doesn't really have any serious meaning.

Why won't you even use the original Keit-ai?

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>>133112809
He's samefagging, notice that he won't reply to another /a/non and keep replying to the same guy. I guess that samefagging is actually a fact about all those Keit-ai's replies.

>>133112817
We already have an OP. I would like a Claris cover of it, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NShEKYoPXw

>>133112817
would this melt the universe?

>>133113295
That'd probably be better as an insert song honestly.

>>133113182
I will rename it, it won´t be called Keit-ai after I apply the changes. But Keit-ai will be a placeholder name for now, so people who want to join in know what is about.

Things I want to keep, the kanji for love. Mobile phones, long distance relationship and Male MC. Narrative form that I have in mind, is first person. I´m thinking LN style structure, easy to read, short chapters and get drawfag to draw some some art.

Just initial ideas, might change after I finish reading it. Your thoughts? And original Keit-ai? The purple phone?

>>133113537
The original Keit-ai actually started with black guy as the main character. Though the one who spammed it on /a/ always use generic anime image with phone. He even claimed some videos that had anime teenager using phone as Keit-ai PV.

I just hoped the Keit-ai we all know and love will be something like the original.

>>133113254
That's a freaking terrible conspiracy, Bro! I'm all trembling with rage!

>>133113254
I'm the one who redirected to that because >>133111987 claims that "No one has made a convincing expansion of the idea yet."

Which is false. That is an expansion of the idea.

>>133112817
wew lad

>>133113696
Original, you mean the one in the fiction press? From what I´ve grasped from /a/ threads, what people love is the idea of a guy forming a bond with a girl from another dimension even though he can´t touch or see her, only communicate with her through the mobile. I have this idea on my head that it essentially boils down to the message, love conquers time and room. Silly, romantic, something one could see in an anime. Did I miss the main point? Do fill me in.

WHEN WILL THIS MEME DIE?

>>133113117
Have you seen Dragon Quest: Dai no Daibouken?
Let us not compare out power level now.

>>133114010
>From what I´ve grasped from /a/ threads, what people love is the idea of a guy forming a bond with a girl from another dimension even though he can´t touch or see her, only communicate with her through the mobile

You're missing his relationship with his real-life crush though.

>>133114035
Seeing it become anime would be the best thing to come out of /a/. One man can dream.

>>133114010
Nah, even the one in fictionpress is also someone who tried using the Keit-ai idea. If you actually read it, it actually goes cringey and really left off from the original Keit-ai.

Keit-ai is supposed to be how the main character struggles about reaching his almost impossible love. There's some social shenanigans which also strengthen the conflict as to how much MC have to sacrifice everything to reach the girl he loves.

It wasn't just as simple as some generic MC with his teenage angst complaining everyday that he's too shy like all those 3rd rate LN. This is why a black guy MC (like in the original) is important as the MC.

>>133114127
I did, but now that you mention it I can address it. So what are you expectation of this crush? For me, and probably most people, the natural progress would be just that, a crush. True love is the dimension double.

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Fucking hell it got me. I thought it was a new Shinkai movie. How have I not seen this bait before? Top notch stuff.

>>133114280
The original, original idea was for it is to be like Toradora. The MC is Ryuji, the crush is Minori, and the AU version of the crush is Taiga.

>>133114205
Well hell, mind linking the source for the true source? And I want to avoid the generic-beta-harem LN lead. But if the MC is black, how would it play out in Japan? Western schools don´t have that romantic association mate. And no anime ever in that case.

>>133114391
Neat, I had something similar in mind. The dimension girl is tomboy, while the crush is the "perfect girl". Dimension girl try to help MC score, but we all know and want it to play out: MC falls for Dimension girl.
I like Ryuji, but he is a little hollow as a character. Maybe fuse him with 8man? Lowering the S2 angst of course.

>>133114435
That anon is trolling you. He's the one posting about how Keit-Ai is originally with a black guy protagonist.

>>133114435
You could try searching for the original creator though I don't remember the name, something like Hataki?

About the black guy, it was one of the reason as to why people interested in the idea. It was generally known since Japs are rarely seen interacting normally with black guy, they often scared of blacks. This is what makes it harded and one of the reason why he's unable to confess.

Being black in japs society is not a normal things. He's just happened to be born with black foreigner as the father.

>>133114587
Thanks for the heads up. Then I will get hatching and post the result this weekend or next week. Although one thing worries me, will the thread be staying or will it get deleted? The mods are sensitive recently and we have the usual autistic no-fun anons. I mean, there is no meaning to this if this can´t become an /a/ thing.

>>133114679
MC black = No anime
We want that fucking KyoAni adaptation. Make the MC have facial scar or nasty eyes, done.

>>133114821
I did said it was the original idea, you know. If you makes it different then suit yourself. Also

>MC black = No anime
What is afro samurai. You need to know that a good story doesn't mean you have to use pretty MC, even the ugliest main character would be still loved by audience if it provides a good story.

There's also called using the audience sympathy to root for the main character, where you actually feel that all those sacrifice MC's done is deserved to get paid.

>>133114967
Afro did not carry the show, it was the action. I liked the guy taking care of his brother(or whatever) more, and hated Afro. Who said black people are ugly? Are you black, are you self-inserting now?

>>133107202
What will the anime be about?

Also that girl on that fence...I've seen enough hentai.....that I got a boner

>>133114189
This meme wouldn't last a single day in the skawhch

>>133107202
I have no idea what this is but at a least make it a visual novel or something you can actually make. None of you are talented enough to make an animation by yourselves.

>>133115585
No one here is making a anime out of a stupid meme. Some people want develop the meme into a readable work. Hoping it will be anime material. Which is dumb long shot. But seeing how nipland is starving for material right now, scraping for teen WNs, is not a impossible shot.

>>133115278
See? You said it yourself, it was just a matter of subjective. When you said MC Black = No anime it was you opinion, not a fact.

>I liked the guy taking care of his brother(or whatever) more, and hated Afro.
There will also people that like afro more, so your argument is invalid. And my statement is still standing.

>that stinger in the end

10/10.

>>133115714
Relax. I am fairly certain you are black now. MC Black = No anime, was more meant like diminishes the chance of getting a worn out meme turned into anime even less likely. Is already a low 0.00001%, having black MC means 0.00000000001% if not nil to impossible.

I am also convinced you are taking things way to personal. Black guy just would not fit into this. You can get your fix by watching that new Star Wars flick coming out. Black lead being Jedi might satisfy your entertainment craving. And I highly doubt people really liked Afro after their teen phase wore out. Afro was not meant to be likable, the guy with the with the kid he cut down was.

How would a Nip read this? Keito Ai?

>>133116101
Well your convincion is yours only, I wouldn't forced you to think otherwise.

Also there's plenty of ways that Black Guy can fit into this, you just need a creative mind.

If a black dude can make an anime with Satelight's help, you can too, /a/.

>>133115704
/tv/ here.
I'd watch it. It actually sounds like it could be a very good work.

I'm a sucker for romance too so that helps.
It must be bittersweet, and the original timeline's MC needs to die though (or at least leave it open ended, but heavily implied). On the other hand, the girl in the second timeline needs to fall in love with him, (timeline A's MC) rather than her counterpart of MC, for that unrequited sadness, as MC falls in love and pursues a relationship with Timeline A's main girl.

24 episodes minimum.
One of the MCs friends needs to get hit by a car for 2 episodes of melodrama too.
Preferably get Shigeyasu Yamouchi involved in some capacity for the tear-jerker episodes.

>>133116170
The kana shows it as Ke i ta i, I dunno

>>133111526
My favourite part is the finale where Tsuda punches a hole through reality to be face to face with Hiroko
Shit was the best

>>133116227
With a creative mind anything is possible, why stop at black guy? If you are so adamant about it, you should write something. Might turn out good.

Ghost Slide is still better

>>133116240
Elaborate.

>>133116258
What timeline? I thought we dealt with multiverse existing on the same time.

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>>133116170
Kei-tai still.

>>133116425
>http://www.cannonbusters.com/
Black guy starts a kickstarter, gets Satelight, a Gainax staff and Thomas Romain on his team. Granted, he has industry experience.

>>133116486
Is there any rule that requires all fictional works to subscribe to the same theory of time travel/multiplicity?

I was thinking to go with the mirrored dimension idea since it's easy for binary storytelling.

This is still a better anime than yours: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Fxls1XrcJc

>>133116258
>the girl in the second timeline needs to fall in love with him, (timeline A's MC) rather than her counterpart of MC, for that unrequited sadness
Make her enjoy just hearing (a proxy of) the MC's voice over the phone, compared to MC wanting to use the info given by the girl to pursue her proxy. Emphasize opposite approaches.

Maybe she hates herself for wanting to be pursued in her own world, and him helping her proxy can soothe the self-loathing.

>>133116561
Keep it simple, and use none broken acceptable concepts. No need to make the mechanics complicated, the focus is the LOVE part.

>>133116712
Jesus fucking Christ.

>>133116883
Hey, weren't you working on Virtual Sky Lanterns instead?

>>133116712
Is this real?

>>133116523
We should not really compare /a/ with the LeSean, the fellow that played a big part in making Boondocks. I mean Boondocks was great, basically anime made for muricans. LeSean have 10+ years of experience, connection, and he can fucking draw. We are at most piggybacking off nips. This is still all dream talk anyway. Someone need to cram out a good base. A loose draft made by a bunch of anons is all we got right now.

>>133116712
I wish this was a meme and Keit-Ai was real.

>>133107202
is this by the same director who made garden of words

>>133116888
Fair enough. I thought that was simple because it ensures that there isn't a "logical" reason for the timelines to cross, other than of course the lynchpin of the deus ex machina, which is by definition, inexplicable.
>inb4 tips fedora
I'm just going by this fictional world I'm thinking of.

>>133116883
Yeah, exactly the direction I was thinking.

>>133117068
>Someone need to cram out a good base. A loose draft made by a bunch of anons is all we got right now.

See:
http://keitai-project.wikia.com/wiki/Keit-Ai_Project_Wiki

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Aj4icnnJN41tdF9EZHNVQVU3ZVFnVldha1Zwc3RuRkE#gid=0

https://qchat.rizon.net/?nick=keitai..&channels=Keit-Ai&prompt=1&uio=Nz10cnVlJjk9NzQ05

You can use all these things by Keit-Ai anons circa 2013.

>>133116258
I can dig a bittersweet ending. But MC dying? Sounds kind of forced.

The signal is lost FOREVER.

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Makoto Shinkai is a sucker for stories like this. Long distance relationships where the people having a relationship can never meet? That's right up his alley.

>>133117149
Hataki is the original creator? And crediting him might be a dumb move unless we change enough to not be a rip-off. Guy can pull some bs copyright shit on us. We just want an anime.

>>133117154
That's where having a good writer and directing staff come in handy.

>>133117250
Even the fictionpress anon credits Hataki for it.

>>133117149
Are ANY of them still working on this or what? Starting over using the meme as a base could be a better choice.

>>133117105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zscr1k_A36E
yep. anyone who can't identify Shinkai from a mile away should GTFO.

>>133117205
email him

>>133117312
>last update April 2013
>are they still working on that

What do you think?

>>133117205
>5cm studio doing Keit-ai
I can die happy after watching it then.

>>133116258
>/tv/ here.

Can you not

>>133107202
Keit-Ai finds way

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Threadly reminder that we made a VN out of this shit.

>>133117423
Alpha Emi > Final Emi.

>>133117423
What was ZettaiShoujo's reaction?

>>133117352
Then a restart is in our best interest. How many wants to work on this even? If one we had two competent writer and a artist it would be enough. Maybe some proofreaders. I guess we have to wait on that new version that might or might not come first before anyone wants to do something.

>>133117395
For you

>>133117452
He loved it.

>>133117423
That was /v/, not /a/, no?
>>133117451
Raita did the first design, the other artist fucked it over.

>>133117500
It was (old) /a/, but /v/ being faggots like to pretend they have had a hand in it too.

>>133117500
>/v/
>creating anything

It was /a/.

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>>133116712
every time

>>133117518
I thought Raita was the one doing the Zettai Shoujo doujins.

>>133117518
>>133117518
>You mean Raita.

This is correct.

>ZettaiShoujo was the one who translated Raita's one page concept.

This is retarded.

>>133117500
>That was /v/, not /a/, no?

No.

>Name(Not Keit-ai, copyright and all):
>Studio:
>MaleMC VA:
>FeMC VA:
>OP(Hard mode, not the one used in the meme):
>ED(Hard mode, not the one used in the meme):
>Episodes:
>Season(s):

Go

>>133117722
Studio: SHAFT
Director: Akiyuki Shinbo
Writer: Gen Urobuchi
OST Composer: Yuki Kaijura
OP/ED: Kalafina
One Season

>>133117423
That was a great VN though.

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>>133116712
>a show made just for /co/

>>133107202
>A show made for /a/
>>133116712
>a show made just for /co/

/a/ wins.

>>133117722
Chiwa Saito and Hiroshi Kamiya.

>>133117722
>>Name(Not Keit-ai, copyright and all): Signals
>>Studio: GoHands, but with filters toned the fuck down
>>MaleMC VA: Kouhei Kiyasu
>>FeMC VA: Haruka Tomatsu
>>OST: Yoko Kanna
>>OP(Hard mode, not the one used in the meme): Something by Angela
>>ED(Hard mode, not the one used in the meme): Something by the chick that sang Gundam 00's Prototype Boy
>>Episodes: 22-26
>>Season(s): 1

>>133117755
>Uro
>Doing romance
Get out.

>>133117903
It's a bittersweet romance in the same vein as Romeo and Juliet.

Remember, the two will never meet. That's right up Butcher's alley.

>>133117942
Butcher lacks tact.

>>133117899
22 episodes might be stretching the concept a bit too far. Kind of hard seeing this last more than 13 episodes.

>>133117955
Nana was close to 50 episodes. The longer it is, the more bitch tears you get at the end.

I'm not the only one that cried bitch tears was I?

>>133117942
Uro could only make bittersweet romance like Saya no Uta if the following things were involved:
Magic
Rape
Body horror

>>133117984
>Nana was close to 50 episodes.
Shorter episodes mean higher budget on every episode.

>>133107202
Is this Shinkai? Looks pretty nice.

>>133117984
Never watched it. So no idea. Only got tears coming out from Onani Master.

>>133116938
I'm juggling a lot of stories. Each is able to propagate with the help of the others.

Admittingly, this is my strongest idea yet:
https://coldbricksglow.wordpress.com/

>>133117834
Hey senpai stop stealing my posts desu.

>>133118016
Why not make it an A-Tier thing though? That's just wish-isting, of course.

I dunno, if you needed stuff to pad it out, you could have a couple subplots running, maybe even spend 2 episodes from each others' perspective as you watch the events of a few days play out in familiar, but fundamentally different ways.

>>133118071
I read the synopsis. Not really liking it. Seems like a bunch of ideas glued together instead of fusing into one smooth entity. Do you have something else?

Director: Hideaki Anno
Writer: Gen Urobuchi
Studio: Kyo-Ani
MC: Kamiya
Love Interest: Mamoru Miyano

Finds a way.

>>133117464
I'm a writer and proofreader, so you have a two-bird stone.

>>133118316
Are you also working on the new draft of Keit-ai? Or we all waiting for the other one?

>>133118188
https://virtualskylanterns.wordpress.com/
I also have two others, but I'm rebuilding them.

Cold Bricks' Glow is my love letter to the Groundhog Day film. These two videos were the main inspirations:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NjNOAncIlI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP0GJ0HslNM

The premise seems grand, but look at each character death as a self-contained episode if it were made into an anime. The dying character is the focus; the husband and wife are the correlation.

>>133118153
Side characters round out the main struggle. Look at Ancient Magus' Bride: each couple shown can be seen as one of Chise and Elias's possible endings.

>>133118451
Are you the original writer to VSL meme? Or you just building upon it?

>>133118598
Nah, he isn't.

>>133118598
It resonated with me when an anon posted it, so I'm building off his foundation.

Augmented reality can be so much more than just Ingress and that Pokemon Go project Nintendo's working on (both have the same devs).

>>>/s4s/ Fuck off.

>>133118681
I enjoyed the concept too when I saw it on those "write" threads. But is kind of hard writing it. It has to be episodic, yet have a red thread the entire way. Good luck with Keit-ai though.

>>133118760
>Not wanting the next KS.

>>133109972
>I was wanting to see an anime about an LDR.
5 cm/s

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Why is this a meme?

>>133119929
It's big

>>133119642
Isn't that mostly just the first part? Everything else felt more like unrequited love, although it was the distance that made it so.

>>133119642
>anime about an LDR.
Read this as Lana del Rey and was confused

>>133119991
>>>/reddit/
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/out/

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>Keit-ai gets an anime trailer
>nobody remembers Gaijin-kun

>>133117903
Saya no Uta is the greatest love story ever told.

>>133120063
I remember Gaijin-kun.
Problem is, the writer must also be fluent in Japanese, and they're likely doing translation instead of writing.

>>133107202
Who made this PV? That's a lot of effort to go to for a practical joke.

>>133120755
It's a commercial made by Makoto Shinkai and his studio (Comixwave), nothing to do with Keit-ai.

>people demanding a Keit-ai anime
>meaning there's no Katawa Shoujo anime yet

Can't KS devs do something about their CC license?

>>133121091
Commercial as in for some random product? Or a commercial for an anime?

I remember seeing some really nice short. Very well animated. Turns out it was just a commercial for a university... Fuck I wanted to see more of the story

>>133121271
That short isn't a commercial for an anime, I think it's for a cram school or something like that.
Comixwave have been doing a lot of these lately.

>>133107202
Anybody knows who's the VA for the girl? Voice is sweeter than KanaHana

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>>133121271
I too would like more Crossroad.

>>133121271
>>133121353
It's not cram school. It's a commercial about not wasting your potential and making the most out of your life.

>>133120063
>Gaijin-kun
Romance never

>>133121508
Hime > Shitty Tsundere.

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FIND A WAY (FIND A WAY)
SPAM IT ON (FIND A WAY)
POST ON /a/
ETERNALLEEEEE

>>133121442
From my knowledge, it's Sakura Ayane.

>>133121488
>>133121271
Yeah and car commercials actually are commercials about realizing that you are unique and need to bring out that uniqueness of yours.
It's called a "commercial" for a reason anon.

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Your logo fucking sucks.

I know pic related is spelled wrong though

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>>133121846
>not using the updated logo

>>133111877
>years
How many years?

>>133121940
Since 2011.

Pretty bad plot dessu sempai

>>133121908
That's what I'm saying, the updated logo is bad. Also what's with the desaturated colors? This isn't fucking Hyouka.

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>copypasta becoming real
>seiyuu caught with drugs
>seiyuu dying from Japanese cold

What bizarro world did I end up in?

>>133121547
FIND A WAY (SPAM ON /a/)
SPAM IT ON (FIND A WAY)
MAKE IT REAL
ETERNALLEEEEE

ftfy

>>133122022
It's not getting real anon.

>>133121846
Fix the kana of your old logo.

How do we kill Past-Ai, spamming Door Punch or letting Reddit handle it?

>>133122022
It's not real. Yet.
And making it so is the only way this spam can properly die.

>>133117423
A very successful one at that

>>133122189
Tell me what to fix it to, and I will.

I must say, if this is real and it's viral marketing for some sort of anime, then bravo.

You magnificent bastards.

>>133107202
>2ch did molester man
>/a/ cannot do Keit Ai
cmon /a/ step your game , you can save anime.

>>133122932
>2ch did molester man

I don't see a Molester Man anime anywhere.

Also, the chapters where they covered 2ch memes are cancerous and dated as fuck.

They deserve to get their data sold by Hiro-tan.

Honestly, it's not even that good of a plot, and if it was to be made it'd have no progression like Nisekoi.

>>133123035
>every day you slowly sink into depression realizing that the AU version of your crush is the version of her you'll never get
>no progression

>>133111987
My guess would be writing the end game around the cause of the dimensional shift. Kind of like Kurokami, but without the ending.

HOW MUCH MORE WAYS WILL KEIT-AI FIND!?

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>>133123090
>Sink into teenage angst
Sasuga /a/.

>>133107263
POO IN THE LOO
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>>133122971
What about Densha Otoko, would that count?

>>133112817
>OP by Claris
Why are they still ClariS? I wish the new girl was called something like Ken so they could be KraKen. We'll just have to make do with ClaRen for now.

>>133107257
It's too late. You can't stop it anymore.

>>133117205
The manga versions usually have a happier ending. But yeah I would love for this to happen.

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>Kate-Ai.

i will make a keit-ai pasta about the next post, whatever it might be about.

>>133123700
Its pretty upsetting when you see your chances at romance slowly disappearing. Nobody wants to be alone anon, so its a pretty reasonable feeling.

>>133124998
Supper's in the oven, Michaelangelo

>>133124947
>tumblr

What do you think the ending of Keit-Ai should be?
Do you think they should eventually meet up together somehow? or stay separated to the very end?
I'm thinking the epilogue could be MC starting to research wormholes, eventually finds one, and decides to slip through it, despite the potential risks, and ends up in the alternate universe, however, he would end up in some other part of the world, and has to make his way back to Japan, and find his waifu.

>>133107202

I remember when there was actual discussion a bout making this as a light novel way back.

There was even a mail list and google document for brainstorming.

It all fizzled out to nothing of course.

Why is it being discussed now anyway? Some butthurt newb who only just heard about it spamming it?

>>133125223
Separated in the end.

>>133111526
I still don't get why deco*27 songs are part of this meme but I don't like it

>>133117250
You can't copyright an idea. Unless you literally quote the original concept word for word there's zero grounds for copyright violation.

Pretty sure you could get away with naming your work Keit-ai, even.

Didn't know you forced this meme so far.
Anyway the PV looks great, it has a The Girl Who Leapt Through Time vibe

>original Keit-ai meme was Fate shitposting

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>>133125627

>Keit-Ai
>no one name is Kate

>>133117722
>>Studio:
DEEN x JC Staff
>>MaleMC VA:
Yuki Kaji
>>FeMC VA:
Kana Hanazawa
>>OP(Hard mode, not the one used in the meme):
Ali Project
>>ED(Hard mode, not the one used in the meme):
nano.RIPE
>>Episodes:
11
>>Season(s):
1

>>133125678
Maybe in the 4kids dub.

>>133125223
"Sorry, the number you have reached is not in service", then beeps, over the visuals of the MC going on a date with his original crush.

Actually, thinking about this idea, how would it even work? How would they chase each other?

I only see 2 ways, Steins;Gate level shit with MC and feMC trying to leap across worlds for each other, or 11 episodes of the two helping each other and the resulting shenanigans, then cramming the heartbreak into the last two.

Perhaps a good way would be for MC to get together with the girl he wanted to be with, only to not be quite happy because she's not the person he talked to all this time?

Oh god, I'm having serious thoughts about Keit-ai, somebody stop me.

>>133117722
>Studio:
PA Works
>MaleMC VA:
Kensho Ono
>FeMC VA:
Yuna Inamura
>OP(Hard mode, not the one used in the meme):
Cinema Staff
>ED(Hard mode, not the one used in the meme):
Mrs. GREEN APPLE
>Episodes:
25
>Season(s):
1

>>133125881
we gotta have a tragic ending

The MC travels through to the other universes by throwing himself off a bridge.

But something happens, and this time, he doesn't get to see Kate.

>>133125924
You're going for the Steins;Gate then? It's... okay, I guess. I personally think that even if you do go for that route, it shouldn't actually be shown. You would end with MC promising to find her as he sets out to learn and become a physicist.

Transitioning from a love story to a time leap story would kinda fuck it up, in my opinion.

Half of the charm of Keit-ai is it's non-reliance on science fiction stuff - it's a love story at its core. We should keep it as such.

>>133125985
>oh, they can talk to each other on interdimensional cell phone signals
>why? because fuck you
Wow such quality writing :^)

>>133107202
Keitai is made up of the syllables ke, i, ta and i. You can't form ai from ta and i because each syllable is represented by a separate character in Japanese. I'd seriously consider changing the title.

>>133126043
You can have sci-fi elements without being an absolutely sci-fi story.

>>133126093
How about Cellove?

>>133126093
Mashing together kanji and English writing just looks gross.

I still think >>133121846 is the way to go, just needs corrected kana

>>133126107
How about 愛Phone?

>>133126102
>let me introduce a major psuedo-scientific concept as a deus ex machina my entire story revolves around
>and never explain how it works
Okay.

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While having a great concept of plot, do you faggots ever think of how it should end?

>>133126117
Yeah, except the furigana spells out "Keiai", what the fuck is that supposed to mean?

>>133126172
did you read the thread?

>>133125924

>>133126173
I couldn't find a 't'

>>133126173
敬愛 - Respect and affection?

>>133126193
Yeah, no, shit, that's because the Japanese writing system is made up of syllables. There's no "t" by itself. That's why I said you can't break up syllables like that.

>>133126133
I said it shouldn't be central to the plot, I didn't say it shouldn't be explained.

But to be honest, there's charm in having it be completely unresolved. No need to invent midichlorians.

>>133126093
>i, ta and i.

Can't we make a hidden "itai" in the name? So it still means phone, but also, pain?

I've seen this kinda thing a lot in japanese media.

>>133126215
Somebody came up with Keito-ai, I guess.

I'm not sure how to preserve the pun here.

>>133126172
>major drama happens in girl's life, she eventually ends up trying to commit suicide
>before she jumps off the top of the school building she calls MC to thank him for being with her all this time, and that she loved him, but now is time to say goodbye
>MC rushes to school while begging her not to jump over the phone
>he reaches the school gate and hears her fall to her death
>stands there in stunned silence
>"Huh, MC-kun, what are you doing here so late? Are you okay?"
>MC turns around and sees the girl in his universe with a worried look on her face
>he screams and shoves her away and runs off into the night
>becomes a NEET

>>133126233
Not really, because keitai is written with the two kanji 携帯 (kei-tai). You could, but it'd look dumb.

Google for ケ痛い. There are some niconico tags, but it still looks a bit dumb to me. Especially because 痛い often means painful as in painfully dumb or painful to look at.

>>133126233
Ke痛い doesn't really look as nice as Keit愛 imo

>>133125627
So what you're saying is ufotable will make Keit-Ai real?

>>133107202
STOP THIS BULLSHIT RIGHT NOW YOU STUPID FAGS, THIS WAS NEVER FUNNY AND YOU'RE WORSE THAN FUCKING SPAM IN THE MAIL OR COMMERCIAL CALLS AT LUNCHTIME.

Kill yourself.

>>133126358
If Aniplex ever wanted to make an anime like Keit-ai they'd hand it to the A-1 and the Anohana team, not ufotable.
>Mari Okada writing Keit-ai
Jesus Christ kill it with fire.

Will MC fall decide settle for the AU girl in the end?
Will she cluck him because she managed to get her AU MC?

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>taking a meme so far that someone dedicated their time to animating a fake trailer for it

>>133126713
>taking a meme so far that someone dedicated their time to animating a fake trailer for it
>animating a fake trailer
>being this retarded

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>>133107202
I hope this stupid meme finally gets the anime adaption it deserves, becomes popular and then eventually hated by /a/ so people will stop shitting up the board with this trash.

>>133126281
>major drama happens in girl's life, she eventually ends up trying to commit suicide
>before she jumps off the top of the school building she calls MC to thank him for being with her all this time, and that she loved him, but now is time to say goodbye
>MC rushes to school while begging her not to jump over the phone

He rushes over to where she would be jumping to try to catch her.
There's nobody there.
She lands on him anyway (knocking him out).
Wakes up in hospital bed with her crying.
Somehow, he's in the other world now.

I'm going to watch this just for the laughs.

also, the animation looks neat.

>>133126172
A simpler ending.

They never meet.

>>133126107
>>133125645

Hataki, put on your trip. We know it's you.

>>133117464
Ayy I'll be up for participating in the brainstorming part of it. I've worked with animating before and I'd like to think I'm a bit of a writer, but I've never done anything serious or industry level. So, brainstorming ideas and solidifying a base of concept would be most preferable for me.

>>133107202
I can't wait for this to become real and ruined by a subpar writer like the same way as the gay harem protagonist. It is going to be so crappy and boring, and I can now shitpost about how crappy and boring it is in everyone's faces.

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>>133127150
Aw shit, I've been found out.

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When will this get a turn?

>>133127228
I knew it was you because of that fanart and that other pun that didn't catch on.

Anyway, we've been wondering: How do you feel about your idea being turned into a meme?

>>133127230
I remember this one!

>>133127260
Kind of bad for not doing anything more with it, really.

But more surprised that people haven't gotten tired of reposting it.

Would you watch an anime made by /a/?

>>133126281
It was all fucking good until the part where he screams and becomes NEET. Almost had me anon but you fucked it up. Grats.

>>133127451
We watched Watamote, which was kinda influenced by /a/.

Well, Looks like 4leaf studio needs to make another visual novel so this can eventually be Made into an anime.

>>133125314
I love the ending though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIX9aoN7g4o

>>133116712
Never mind Keit-ai, why is this a thing?

>>133117149

Keit-Ai Info Doc: https://docs.google.com/document/d/18_1fbpeB9M-uHLjxvhdl86-WbJ9BNNN2lA9oDarymuY/edit

Damn, this is practically done.

It has a plot, character names, supporting characters, and so forth.

All there needs to be done is someone to write it.

>>133112817
OP by flow

>>133114035
Look at baneposting.

>>133127968
Keit-ai is older than baneposting by a good while.

>>133128191
Yes, but it reached critical mass only recently.

>>133125223
A hopeful silent ending could be good.

So, I guess physically using a space wormhole, sure.

>>133125881
A moral of refunding space travel.

Because we owe them for the phones.

>>133126133
What is Groundhog Day?

An awesome movie, that's what.

>>133127444
You can still join in the fun.

Make keitai have a good happy ending you fucks

>>133129082
Fuck you. Muh Oscar.

I don't know about the meme, but that girl they got for that video has the cutest voice.

>>133129082
It will be like Penguindrum, killing off MC at the end just so the ending isn't too happy.

>>133128679
Eh, I don't mind checking things out, but voluntary collaborative writing projects tend to be a pretty tricky thing to get going.

>>133107202
I can already see that this will destroy my vanilla good end heart,damn,ill still watch it tho :)

>>133129227
Speaking from experience, huh?

>>133129099
>protagonist turns out to be delusional
>the phone calls turned out to be hallucinations all along
>it's actually deep commentary on the human condition and the fakeness of modern society

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>>133129470
A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

But as it turns out in the end, the girl was merely pretending and just fucking with the boy.

In the ending, the girl loudly declares and publicly reveals on-stage while on live TV the records of their interaction and how the boy believed everything, his secrets and that the Deus-Ex Machina and AU isn't real just to embarrass the boy. Boy goes batshit insane due extreme embarrassment and rapes the girl in front of the crowd and no one can stop him because they are on top of an isolated stage planned by the girl for his most shameful moment in life, which backfired, preventing her escape or rescue from rape.

Scene ends with the boy getting shot by the cops and the girl's echoing cries on the stage.

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>>133129439
What else?

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>284 / 34 / 81 / 1

I wish Virtual Sky Lanterns or Door Punch had this big a following.

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Sorry to burst the bubble, but i believe that is not a pv for an anime. It is actually an advertising campaign

http://myanimelist.net/anime/31144/Mottainai

>>133129645
I don't want VSL spammed, since I'm still working on it.

Keitai doujin when?

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>>133129829
>sexualizing the Keitais

>>133129703
No shit, you retard.

>>133129530
I'd watch it.

>>133117722
Studio: KyoAni
Director: Ishidate Taichi
Script: Mari Okada
MaleMC VA: Sugita
FemaleMC: HanaKana
OP: FemaleMC
ED: Nano.Ripe
Episode: 13
Season: 2

>>133117722
Studio: Gonzo
MaleMC VA: Yoshitsugu Matsuoka
FeMC VA: Sora Amamiya

>>133130351
>Ear.Rape
No thanks

>>133130351
>Ear.Rape
>Mari Okada
>letting Kana Hanazawa sing
>making two seasons when the second is going to be a completely pointless anime-original sequel with Kyoani original characters donut steel

>>133130351
Perfect.

>>133130351
You forget recap movie

>>133130499
Don't forget obligatory original homo/lesbo characters

Keit-Ai is the ultimate proof that /a/ has a shit taste and thinks a generic rom-com plot with a TWEEEST is a work of genius.

Hey all
I´m the one that wanted to lit up this project. And I said I would do it during the weekend, but I had some time today, so I jotted down some thoughts. Would like to have some feedback, brainstorming and general thoughts on the changes.

New title: m愛l/Mail/mAIl

The MC won´t be able to call the girl from the other dimension. Only TEXT. So he can never hear her voice. But when he reads the mails he gets from the girl, we would hear it with the MC´s crush voice. Since that´s how he imagines it.

It won´t be S;G, as much as I like it (a lot), I don´t want to dwell into time travel mechanics. Because first, not knowledgeable about it enough to do it justice, second, S;G did it quite splendid, I have no idea what more to add to it, third, I want this story to be a love-coming-of-age kind of story.

Ending, I have hard time deciding between two. One is bittersweet, the other is heart melting happy ending.

Thoughts?

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>>133107202

>>133130720
So it would become text-ai not keit-ai then?

>>133130720
>m愛l
That's not how mail is pronounced.

>>133130720
>new title

Dropped.

>>133130916
Some drastic change to the core concept is needed so that guy on fiction press can´t pull copyright bs on us. A previous classmate got fucked over by something alike when he worked on his thing.

Also this will lead to a nice plot point I had in mind. I want to spoil it, but it may ruin the reading experience.

Another thing, it makes it more romantic no?

>>133130979
Mailuru? Heh, well is a placeholder. Do chip in.
>>133130985
If you want an anime, it has to be done, I just can´t decide on the new one yet, so do share.

>>133131023
>Some drastic change to the core concept is needed so that guy on fiction press can´t pull copyright bs on us
Nigga that's not how copyright works.

>>133131023
>so that guy on fiction press

Hataki was the one who conceptualized it and the guy on fiction press even credits Hataki for the idea.

Same thing with the Cellphones fanfic.

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>>133130720
If you really want to avoid the derivative feel, i suggest you to drop the 愛 thing from the title since it is already entrenched to the meme.

>>133130720
>New title: m愛l/Mail/mAIl
>not using Keit-Ai

Mottainai.

>>133131076
Name it "I Confessed to the Girl I Love by Text but She Actually Was From Another Dimension?!"

>>133131179
"What's its shortened name?"

"Keit-ai for short. Oh... FUCK."

>>133130720
Is there any need to edit the stuff in original concept? As far as I recall the whole thing is pretty much done, all that's left is to re-write it in a less cringeworthy manner and wrap it up with a conclusion.
And what's the end goal even? I hope you don't seriously think some studio will adapt this into an anime. A bunch of anons could make a VN out of this at best.

>>133130720
>>133131023
Why not do what the guy on fictionpress did and put in a subtitle after the title?

His is "Keit-AI! Tomoyuki x Seiko"

Yours could be "Keit-AI! mAIll" or something (the "mAIl part sounds retarded, desu).

>>133130720
Anyone wants to make bets it gets discontinued or forgotten like >>133117149 within three months?

>>133130351
>Script: Mari Okada

So FeMC's going to get raped somehow?

>>133131107
A guy with a name turned a premise credited to an anon into his own 10k+ word work. We are trying to build on that, the exact same premise, yeah mate, this is how copyright will fuck you. And is a headache to deal with.

>>133131330
>So FeMC's going to get raped somehow?
By alternate MC.
While MC is listening over the phone.

>>133131349
do actually want

>>133131345
100K+ word work.

>>133131023
There's nothing romantic about texting you dunce. Texting is a casual, almost automatic behaviour anymore. It's what people do when they thoughtlessly kill time. It's what they do when they want to hook up for one-night-stands or vent sexual frustration to their partner during work.

Phone conversations are awkward and intimate, especially for teenagers. That's what makes the premise charming.

>>133131349
NTR-Ai?

Netor-Ai-Re?

>>133131345
In the guy's author notes:

>This was a story idea I came upon while browsing 4chan's /a/ board, specifically within a "Write an Anime Plot" thread. The person who came up with this plot bunny is Hataki, and he more or less gave his permission to have it written by anyone who cared enough to make it happen.

>Because Hataki himself has been playing around with making his own version of Keit-AI... and many others are probably writing their personal takes on the idea... I thus put in "Tomoyuki x Seiko" as a subtitle of sorts to differentiate it from the rest.

>>133131345
http://www.writersdigest.com/online-editor/can-you-copyright-an-idea
Fucking read and learn.

>>133131218
There are some flaws with the original. From what I understand it turns into harem drivel later on, and I think him not being able to talk to her via voice would heighten the emotional payoff.

And of course this is all wishful fantasy play we are doing, it may not amount to anything in the end. But you are a man no? A real man never stops dreaming.
>Inb4 we are all little girls
>>133131175
Heh
>>133131168
I like the idea of adding 愛, I mean the whole thing is kind of cheesy already. But I´m open for a new title.

>>133131478
>text only

Low-Tech-Ai.

>>133131368
>implying Tinder-Ai isn't the greatest love story ever told

>>133131469
Nobody have written anything yet numbwit. For all we know it can be a poorly ripped off from the fiction press guy.

>>133131478
A Friend Zone Harem is literally not a harem.

>>133112817
/a/ isn't capable of creating. It merely attracts creative people who drop things then leave, leaving the thousands of braindead spergs to mindlessly repost it over and over for years. /a/nons are like sheep with Autism, Tourettes and a cuntish countenance.

>>133131345
>this is how copyright will fuck you
No mate, that's not how copyright works. In order for copyright to fuck you, somebody has to actually have the concept copyrighted to the point where your version is very clearly (and provably in court) a plagiarism of their own.

If it's not copyrighted, if nobody has legally recognized ownership of the intellectual property, then you're free to use it. Additionally, simply recycling the premise from another work is not the same as plagiarizing it. This is why 50 shades of grey got away with being a literal twilight fanfiction. They only needed to change the names of characters and places to make it 'original'. As long as you aren't directly sampling large amounts of actual text from a copyrighted work or actually taking their fictional characters directly (name and all), there's no legal recourse.

>>133131564
Why does a herd of sheep with Autism, Tourettes and a cuntish countenance attract so any creative people?

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>>133127228
I HATE YOU! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

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>>133107257
Never a good idea.

Never funny.

Literally impossible to spell in Japanese.

Forced memebullshit.

>>133131589
Pity and elf threads mostly.

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>>133131564
>what is Blue Ribbons

>>133131368
I love the first part of your post. Texting can feel less personal for sure, but it can also develop into something more. Over the years of texting, people show a side of them they never do in real life. Sometimes you can´t voice your real thoughts. But really, I was referring to the part that the MC can´t hear the voice of the girl he will eventually fall in love with.

>>133131573
>or actually taking their fictional characters directly (name and all)
And even if you do this there's a large amount of wiggle room under parody protection.
Although Japan has harsher legal restrictions on parody compared to the West in general.

>>133131564
what about huniepop and KS?

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>>133107257
Anon, the kind of control you're attempting simply is... it's not possible. If there is one thing the history of this board has taught us it's that Keit-ai will not be contained.

Keit-ai breaks free, it spams to new threads and crashes through topics, painfully, maybe even dangerously, but, uh... well, there it is.

I'm, I'm simply saying that Keit-ai, uh... finds a way.

>>133114108
Seen? I own all 22 文庫版 of the source material the anime was adapted into. Know your place, tertiary scum.

>>133117500
>>That was /v/, not /a/, no?
In the end it was neither, but /a/ started it. No /a/ hands finished it.

>>133131652
>Huniepop

How is that 4chan related?

>>133131640
>But really, I was referring to the part that the MC can´t hear the voice of the girl he will eventually fall in love with.
She's a fucking alternate dimension version of his crush. He knows perfectly well what she sounds like unless she was diagnosed with throat cancer the day after they confessed.

>>133131590
>Hataki has been in hiding all this time

I understand now.

>>133120063
I remember it was actually worse than this. It was simply not funny, I don't know what other way to put it. Glad people stopped pretending it was any good.

>>133121271
it's a commercial to promote NHK, you dumbfuck

>>133131646
Their actual parody laws aren't all that bad compared to the west. It's just that their legal system is and has always been a corrupt and incompetent tool of authority and japanese authority has incredibly thin-skin. They have lots of precedent that goes against their parody laws that make parody dangerous because you never know if a judge will side with precedent or the rote of the law, or if you'll end up pissing off somebody so important that the court will be 'encouraged' to simply go around such inconvenient things as laws.

This is kind of what happens when you force roman-style legal systems on a culture that hadn't yet advanced to the point where they could recognize the virtue of it themselves. Your great institutions just become a framework for them to continue their own cultural practices