Waifu analysis thread. Post your waifu and I'll tell you something about yourself that will be completely wrong and off the mark.
These threads always has OP bail.
Okay force spirit of frued, let's go.
it's about my repressed sexual urges about my mother during puberty, isnt it?
You lack control of your life, sometimes it just feels like it's too much, and you wish you didn't have to make so many decisions.
Sorry, there's so little of Ran's personality that I've seen from just playing the games to make any attempt.
Don't worry, I'll be here for an hour at least doing the ones I actually know something about.
You feel uncomfortable around those who don't say what they mean when they prance around social interactions. You are likely attracted to Ritsu due to feeling like there's a lack of any facades sepearting your interactions. At the end of the day all you really want is someone who you can be yourself with, without worrying about whether something will offend them or will put distance between you.
I apologize in advance once again for inaccuracy, I'm not even a psych major.
I'm giving you quite a lot to work with here, aren't I?
You or someone else best deliver this time.
You are likely insecure about opening up to others, fearful of judgement. You are extremely enthusiastic about your passions, be it anime or whatever else. You long for someone who won't be put off by your dedication to whatever your hobbies or work are.
You like anime. No but seriously, is that Shino? I can't quite be sure from the image.
You are lonely.
Others see you as cold and stiff, but you simply don't care enough for anything to really make an effort, whether it's academics, sports, or social interactions. You will help others begrudgingly out of kindness then question yourself on why you would even bother. You are kind at heart, but don't like admitting it to yourself.
Am I even remotely close to anything in my last two posts? I enjoy feedback, even if it's to tell me I'm shit.
I would love to know what Anon thinks
>You are likely insecure about opening up to others, fearful of judgement. You are extremely enthusiastic about your passions, be it anime or whatever else. You long for someone who won't be put off by your dedication to whatever your hobbies or work are.
OP confirmed for psych major, spot on for most of his tries.
Hard modo: I had a strong, masculine father figure while growing up who was an okay guy.
I doubt someone knows her, but please try it.
You admire your waifu's many virtues, either because you don't possess them, or because she reflects your values. Either way, you hold loyalty and chivalry in high esteem.
You like bacon, but who doesn't like bacon? You feel a sense of duty in helping others overcome their trauma, likely due to having overcome something similar in the past (social anxiety?). You believe everyone has a right to live to their full potential.
Also if I'm skipping you it's either because I'm a newfag that hasn't seen the series
I'm sorry, I haven't watched Lain yetor because I don't know enough about the character from what I have seen (most 2hus)
You wouldn't happen to be like "that" doc, right?
I'm not ready for a full dose.
Ah shit, why not?
I'm ready to get bullied
Been in anime, but nice bait anyway.
You desire a waifu more broken than yourself. Someone who will console you without taking her own needs to mind until she cracks.
The tainted perfection only makes it more beautiful.
You're not to different from another. You share the idea that you yourself are a better human being than most, you're slightly arrogant and yet insecure. You often think your idea is the right one.
Perhaps you haven't realized these things yet but Yukinon attracts a certain group of people.
You should at least tell the people you're skipping that you're skipping them so they don't wait for an analysis that'll never come.
You value the simple things in life, the small joys that come from the everyday. You don't believe anyone should have that taken away, but you also aspire to a higher calling. You have some grand ambition.
Sure thing. Fire away.
Oh man this is so broad. There's so many Asukafags because it's an old series so the reasons anyone might like her are varied. I'll take a shot at it.
You have had only a few close friends throughout your life. Your often regret your decisions in crucial moments and have a bad habit of obsessing with the past.
Hi Miku. No but really, you admire Hibiki's resolve and drive, due to lacking in those things yourself. You wish you could do things with half as much vigor. You look for encouragement in your life, seeking approval from others to affirm your existence.
You are sometimes cynical, but you tend to be unhappy more with yourself than the world. You feel that your gloomy outlook on life is somehow wrong, and are frustrated with yourself because of it.
You often feel helpless and lost, finding yourself in situations which feel as if they have no escape.
How do you explain someone with a minor character for a waifu?
how can you not love this fit dedicated beast
Let's get analyzed!
>know is half the battle
Sorry autism. I'm not trying to build myself up but people when I was in high school assumed I had an iq of 200 because of all the information I could just pull out of my ass when it was actually me just keeping my ear to the ground and paying attention.
You see the good side in everyone. You likely have had someone close be ostracized or criticized constantly for some outside perceived failure. Due to this, you feel a sense of injustice whenever anyone is being seen as entirely negative or positive with no gray inbetween.
Sorry, I'm going in order and it's too many skips to write down for each one. If I skipped over you it means I'm not analyzing you, maybe someone else will.
You are calm most of the time, but confident and outspoken when required. You prefer not to meddle in affairs and would rather sit back and watch.
do me OP
You're obsessed with being independent and feel guilty whenever you have to rely on someone else, and yet you always find yourself in situations where you need help. It feels like they're only helping you out of sympathy.
Your friends (>implying someone with a waifu can have friends) don't really feel like friends to you apart from one or two who you feel you could trust with your life.
You've always wanted to make your parents proud, but never quite lived up to what you think they want. Actually, you were probably raised by a single mother who didn't really give you any attention. If you have siblings you're probably the oldest.
You're capable of caring deeply about people, but often have trouble showing it. You're afraid that if you show them that you care about them, or that you need them they'll not like you and leave you.
You probably enjoy excessive drinking.
You should fully let me know if this is entirely wrong, or partly wrong, or all right. I'd be grateful.
What's the prognosis doc?
Also, while it is a shocking suggestion, could an individuals having multiple waifus potentially change your analysis of them?
You've got good taste and will be perpetually disappointed by the lack of a second season.
>ok class on what date did this happen?
>no one knows? Well I can always ask anon because I know he knows
>ok anon what was the dste
>Wow anon how did you get so smart
People are fucking retarded I swear to god. I barely tried in high school.
>Thinking she's your waifu
>Liking a terrible frenchmen
Anti-Mahiro-san, plz go.
You often feel guilty about being more selfish than what you feel is moral. You are self deprecating and cynical, and you often don't feel worthy of any affection.
Engineering, actually.It's mostly just confirmational bias, also how would you know if I was spot on?
I'll give my "standard tomboy" response here. You're attracted to Makoto because she's down to earth and easy to talk to. She feels refreshing for you because she doesn't put on a mask and says what she thinks without hesitation.
You have a strong desire to take care of others (or at least 1 person), but may also have some deep insecurities and trust issues that make you worried a girl would leave you unless she's completely dependent on you.
That or you're just autistic and feel like you can relate to her.
Are you fucking kidding me? Math is easy, because everything makes sense and is connected back to everything else in one way or another, but rote memorization of history is extremely difficult.
Not enough incest maybe?
Sure, I'll play.
You miss the old days.
Even though your waifu looks up to you and praises you constantly, you feel unworthy of her praise and attention. On the outside you accept it as a matter of fact and act as the dom in the relationship, but really she's the one who's the supporting pillar for you.
You feel burdened by your responsibilities, and feel great nostalgia for childhood, often wishing to escape somewhere to avoid facing your daily life.
That's not me, but the sentiment is shared.
You don't memorize history son, you understand it
Trick is grabbing a few importants names and dates and working you way there.
Of course math is easy, is there something more certain than 1+1=2?
How 'bout mine?
I barely post my waifu anyways.
I haven't watched Fast n' furious and Full throttle, I've only watched the OVA and TV series so far.
Might as well.
Holy shit Senafags read the thread first.
You want to fuck your mom. See the analysis done by another anon somewhere up there.
Unlike most anons, you enjoy everyday conversation with intelligent people, you are intensely competitive about everything, extending to your love life.
Most of the time the just make up head canon and then it's not really being in love with anyone, it just becomes an ideal.
Freud was shit but I'm in.
To be fair I'm neither the senafag that you replied to nor the one you just told off. I made a point to say that I was only posting apropos of a specific type of meat, though.
Not even a Captain? I don't know if I can trust you
OP. I have a challenge for you.
This is like the opposite of a waifu for me. Like god damn I hate her guts. Like every time she has a scene I want to smash her face.
Analyze me. Can you tell me why I hate her so fucking much?
So basically Eva fans are like their characters? What a shock, doc!
You want to stay a kid forever because you had to grow up too fast
You're strong and see yourself in her, or you're weak and want someone to protect you.
You're scared of being alone and outcast from your friends
You have a bad relationship with your mother and want someone gentle and sweet to care for you
You had a bad childhood and relate to her struggles
Haven't watched the show but you're indecisive and want a girl to take control and help you get through life
you're a hippie vegan faggot
You want someone vulnerable who puts up a tough front to protect.
You think that you're above others and want someone you see as an equal to you
or you want a strong girl to make you feel secure and wanted
you like shitty anime and CG music videos
You're bored with life and want someone who's much more powerful and knowledgable than you
You're a seasonal faggot who's desperate to fit in, and is scared of showing his true feelings.
im not gay
You feel defenseless in life, and you want someone naive and submissive to make happy in your place by projecting your desires onto them
Freud was a hack and so am I. You are a hard worker, you have the ability to stay motivated for whatever it is you're currently pursuing. You are devoted and feel like the payoff is even better when you've worked for it.
You're lost and feel no purpose in life, you don't know which direction to go and just sort of float along.
Also, >multiple "waifus"
Those aren't waifus. Fuck those manwhores.
Like I said I just don't know them because I haven't seen their series.
Frenchman/10, you sometimes put on a front and act more outgoing/extroverted than you actually are. Sometimes you're tired just from talking to people, but put on a brave face and bright smile.
I go to a psychiatrist and so far OP has been way better at analyzing than him; all he does is give me pills
Anyway, here's my waifu
I wouldn't say I have a waifu but this comes close.
Shame she's a lesbian though.
You are often too embarrassed to express your admiration of your waifu. It bothers you to see her being so insecure, but you're too embarrassed to tell her just how amazing you think she is. Outwardly Suzu depends on you for a lot but in the end she's the one that inspires you.
You have an inferiority complex, and you feel undeserving of any praise. You are stuck in a hypocritical state of wanting to be needed and feeling the need to be cast aside.
Hey some people might have just recently discovered their love. I don't judge seasonals.
On that front, I don't have a waifu, but I always prefer the tsukkomi characters over the others. What does that say about me?
>You're lost and feel no purpose in life, you don't know which direction to go and just sort of float along.
I actually am kinda floating through uni at the moment not knowing what to do post-college. so congrats on being accurate.
Thanks Doc, time for me to go internally/question contemplate just how exactly how my choice in waifus reflects upon me as a person.
You're a traitorous shit. Generally you value yourself on your sense of duty, loyalty and justice but you can't understand that most actions originate from a place of self-serving and self-righteousness.
Seek immediate help,
or top yourself for the common good.
Me! Me, Freud-sempai! Please do me!
You're anxious about entering a relationship, so you'd prefer someone who's relatively innocent and inexperienced. But you also want the relationship to be egalitarian, as in neither of you would dominate the other.
It wouldn't work like that. Say you COULD categorise people. For example you might be A. People who are A could resonate with any number of characters based or random chance and exposure. There could be hundreds of potential candidates. Conversely lets say you're waifu is '1'. '1' might be like by predominately A and a few B people thus an analysis is possible.
Your way is unrealistic.
You're lonely. Like really lonely. Something probably happened to you at a young age that you now crave unconditional acceptance and love.
You were once lost and without a purpose, but once you have a goal in mind, you are goal driven and have immense dedication.
I cheated and described you based on your site.
Who's you're waifu, I'll give you a detailed one.
>He thinks jet fuel can melt steel beams of that size
>conveniently forgets to mention the explosion at the base of the towers
What could you tell about me other than that I love pure, perfect girls?
You're insecure and you have low self-esteem, which is why you fantasize about a girl who is irrationally attached to you but you don't seek them out.
also you might be a fatty
Not him but looks like OP is skipping me.
I don't know what could be said expect that she is best 2hu.
You have trust issues, everyone around you seems to be out to get you or putting on a mask. You have trouble being close with anyone due to feeling paranoid about their true feelings towards you.
Do you hate her after character development too? (S2ep5) This is important.
I would trust the advice of a medical professional more than some guy who hasn't taken a single psych course. Seriously, don't trust me.
You hate those you perceive as putting up facades, and you are cynical about others, so you feel as if no one could possibly be as positive or kind as some people you see. This leads to your mistrust. This is actually quite a bit easier than waifus, people hate things for pretty straightforward reasons.
Why would I seek help when we are happy together? I think I need a second opinion from a properly licensed doctor.
Is dagger op still here ??
In case yes, motoko kusanagi
Come at me Doc
s-sorry for muh not anime
I guess I feel more comfortable sitting in front of a computer screen than people, yeah.
>And you don't seem to understand
>implying it wasn't an inside job
Your mother never loved you, you fap to onee-san doujins, and you feel like you're on the outside of every social circle you join. Despite this you still care about others and try to see the good in humanity
I retract my statement, if she isn't Cirno, Reimu, or Patchy, I don't know shit.
You were ignored as a kid, and felt unhappy that you missed out on having a friend to waste the days away with. You've always related more to animals than people, admiring their undying loyalty and trust. You want to feel safe and secure in your life. You're paranoid of what others think of you.
Sorry, I don't know a think about Rias other than she's pretty and some dude on this board is fanatic about her.
Who is she, I'll do both.
That is pretty much the exact opposite of me, besides that I did enjoy school, but that's because I liked learning.
she is a slut anyways anon, there you go
You feel you have no control over anything in your life. To you, you are strung along by fate and can do nothing to alter your fate.
You've likely been betrayed by someone close to you before. You value loyalty above all else. Not much more I can say here.
You're laid back and easy going. Most of the time you'd rather just sit and read instead of going anywhere. You prefer not being the center of attention.
>You were ignored as a kid, and felt unhappy that you missed out on having a friend to waste the days away with. You've always related more to animals than people, admiring their undying loyalty and trust. You want to feel safe and secure in your life. You're paranoid of what others think of you.
Give me the worst doctor. Just don't say anything cruel about her.
Nihilistic edge lord.
You prefer vulnerable, helpless girls.
You like dumb girls.
You like older women.
You're a furry.
You want to live in a fantasy world.
You don't understand other people's emotions.
>skipped over me
god damn it i waited for like 15 minutes just to hear what you would say.
>Was I off the mark
You were right on the spot like you would read my mind.
It's impossible, as >>122639207 points out but I'll take a shot for fun. Is it Saber?
It means you're a boke.
You are practical above all else. You don't like to think in the ideals and dreams that your waifu does, but this makes you complement her well.
You don't see people as two dimensional cardboard cutouts. You recognize that individuals can't be categorized into separate categories. This means you often look beyond the surface and see the good and bad in everyone you get to know. You believe that to be lovers, you must first be best friends.
It's always easier when it's characters I actually like. I just describe how I feel about the character. I bet all of the ones I've gotten correct are characters I actually like.
Alright you want something more in-depth?
You have an autistic level of obsession with certain depictions of your waifu, you elevate her body and outfit to the level of an absolute standard, complete with canonical modes of depiction (somewhat full-frontal, full body), which you want to apply to every other anime girl, and also to you, because you're uncomfortable with your own identity and gender. This is also what makes you such an annoying cunt, because you have no self-respect, which prevents you from having a normal level of decency and respect for others in social situations, and makes you a cynical asshole. As a result, the