Waifu analysis thread. Post your waifu and I'll tell you something about yourself that will be completely wrong and off the mark.
I'll bite
Izuko Gaen.
>>122636621
These threads always has OP bail.
>>122636621
Okay force spirit of frued, let's go.it's about my repressed sexual urges about my mother during puberty, isnt it?
Let's go
>inb4 you like anime
>>122636695
I can always take over. :3
>>122636621
It's never getting better.
>>122636735
You like anime.
>>122636621
Go ahead.
Try me, fucker.
>>122636621
do it faget
>>122636855
You are actually from
Bring it faggot
>>122636621
I'll bite.
>>122636660
You lack control of your life, sometimes it just feels like it's too much, and you wish you didn't have to make so many decisions.
>>122636689
Sorry, there's so little of Ran's personality that I've seen from just playing the games to make any attempt.
>>122636695
Don't worry, I'll be here for an hour at least doing the ones I actually know something about.
You feel uncomfortable around those who don't say what they mean when they prance around social interactions. You are likely attracted to Ritsu due to feeling like there's a lack of any facades sepearting your interactions. At the end of the day all you really want is someone who you can be yourself with, without worrying about whether something will offend them or will put distance between you.
I apologize in advance once again for inaccuracy, I'm not even a psych major.
Looks like OP is a faggot and bailed.
Thanks doc
Maybe I'll get lucky.
>>122636918
You don't need to be Freud to know why you would like Mikass-a.
I'm giving you quite a lot to work with here, aren't I?
>>122636756
>:3
>trip
Kill yourself.
Lets do it!
>>122636947
Kill yourself faggot
>>122636941
>and you wish you didn't have to make so many decisions.
It's sad that's actually right. Nice bullshitting into an answer.
>>122636971
You have afucking perfect taste in waifus
impress me
>>122636621
You or someone else best deliver this time.
>>122636941
Well, guess I'm going to have to actually stop procrastinating...
>>122636991
>>122637017
You seem upset
>>122636621
Will it work for husbandos? I don't have a waifu.
>>122636621
>>122625869not the op of that
>>122636983
please consider suicide
>>122637066
>...
Literally get stoned to death by some retarded muslim.
test
>>122636983
>Senafags
>>122636621
Rias Gremory.
Best girl
>>122637103
Cum at me, fuccboi. We'll have a good time.
>>122636898
You like twizzlers
>>122636731
You are likely insecure about opening up to others, fearful of judgement. You are extremely enthusiastic about your passions, be it anime or whatever else. You long for someone who won't be put off by your dedication to whatever your hobbies or work are.
>>122636735
You like anime. No but seriously, is that Shino? I can't quite be sure from the image.
>>122636815
You are lonely.
>>122636879
Others see you as cold and stiff, but you simply don't care enough for anything to really make an effort, whether it's academics, sports, or social interactions. You will help others begrudgingly out of kindness then question yourself on why you would even bother. You are kind at heart, but don't like admitting it to yourself.
Am I even remotely close to anything in my last two posts? I enjoy feedback, even if it's to tell me I'm shit.
>>122637149
Someone's angry they lost their foreskin
Come at me.
I would love to know what Anon thinks
>>122637191
Healthy Sena only.
Cancerous thread.
>>122637260
Cancerous post tbh.
>>122637223
I'm alone, but I'm not lonely.
Rei Ayanami
Now judge me
Do your thing
>>122637223
>You are likely insecure about opening up to others, fearful of judgement. You are extremely enthusiastic about your passions, be it anime or whatever else. You long for someone who won't be put off by your dedication to whatever your hobbies or work are.
Pretty much.
>>122636941
Not bad.
Sure, why not
Try me
>>122637325
You're pretty handy.
>>122636621
OP confirmed for psych major, spot on for most of his tries.
Hana is best waifu.
Hard modo: I had a strong, masculine father figure while growing up who was an okay guy.
>>122636621
I doubt someone knows her, but please try it.
This'll be fun
Not /a/ but analyze Vivian from /v/ and why people obsess over her over there.
god bless doc
>>122636971
You admire your waifu's many virtues, either because you don't possess them, or because she reflects your values. Either way, you hold loyalty and chivalry in high esteem.
>>122637023
You like bacon, but who doesn't like bacon? You feel a sense of duty in helping others overcome their trauma, likely due to having overcome something similar in the past (social anxiety?). You believe everyone has a right to live to their full potential.
Also if I'm skipping you it's either because I'm a newfag that hasn't seen the seriesI'm sorry, I haven't watched Lain yetor because I don't know enough about the character from what I have seen (most 2hus)
Freud-sama hurry the hell up
>>122637492
Wrong board faggot
>>>/v/
go on
>>122636621
You wouldn't happen to be like "that" doc, right?
I'm not ready for a full dose.
Alright, might as well.
Ah shit, why not?I'm ready to get bullied
Come at me
>>122637547
Been in anime, but nice bait anyway.
>>122637472
Well, you're a faggot son, a masochist faggot.
>>122637348
You desire a waifu more broken than yourself. Someone who will console you without taking her own needs to mind until she cracks.
The tainted perfection only makes it more beautiful.
>>122637315
You are a sheep who just does as he is told, just like all the other plebs.
dis gon b gud
How about this one?
(Kushina Uzumaki)
>>122637346
You're not to different from another. You share the idea that you yourself are a better human being than most, you're slightly arrogant and yet insecure. You often think your idea is the right one.
Perhaps you haven't realized these things yet but Yukinon attracts a certain group of people.
>>122637530
You should at least tell the people you're skipping that you're skipping them so they don't wait for an analysis that'll never come.
>>122637079
You value the simple things in life, the small joys that come from the everyday. You don't believe anyone should have that taken away, but you also aspire to a higher calling. You have some grand ambition.
>>122637084
Sure thing. Fire away.
>>122637104
Oh man this is so broad. There's so many Asukafags because it's an old series so the reasons anyone might like her are varied. I'll take a shot at it.
You have had only a few close friends throughout your life. Your often regret your decisions in crucial moments and have a bad habit of obsessing with the past.
>>122637700
You picked the one not shit girl in the entire series. Congratulations.
>>122637700
You're a Narutard who need to drink bleach immediately.
Pick me
>>122637749
Based
pls doc
its terminal
do i want to fuck me mum
Tfw got skipped.
>>122637758
Not chubby enough.
>>122637713
>certain group of people
I don't know what you mean by that unless you mean im selective about the people I associate myself with. Other than that you're really spot on.
>>122637749
Based Freud
>>122637791
he's steath calling you a autismo man since yukino has it
>>122636621
>>122637831
Spot on too. People keep calling me smart but in reality I just have a lot more common sense than the avrage bear and stupid actions confuse the shit out of me.
>>122637164
Hi Miku. No but really, you admire Hibiki's resolve and drive, due to lacking in those things yourself. You wish you could do things with half as much vigor. You look for encouragement in your life, seeking approval from others to affirm your existence.
>>122637195
You are sometimes cynical, but you tend to be unhappy more with yourself than the world. You feel that your gloomy outlook on life is somehow wrong, and are frustrated with yourself because of it.
>>122637244
You often feel helpless and lost, finding yourself in situations which feel as if they have no escape.
>>122637791
Nothing. Specific people that aren't too different from another. I know because I'm part of it. She isn't my waifu though
How do you explain someone with a minor character for a waifu?
>>122637530
Close enough.
Don't skip me pls
>>122636621would you be able to give advice on something on anime related? its Cordy
>>122637936
That's more like infatuation rather than a waifu.
>>122637890
That's the trick for living really, just don't do stupid shit
Well begun is half done, information is half of the battle etc etc
how can you not love this fit dedicated beast
Hit me, faggot.
>>122637999
Fuck off, this is clearly /a/.
>>122636621
Let's get analyzed!
>>122637999
Fuck off.
>>122637995
I love you Misaka!
>>122637988
>know is half the battle
Sorry autism. I'm not trying to build myself up but people when I was in high school assumed I had an iq of 200 because of all the information I could just pull out of my ass when it was actually me just keeping my ear to the ground and paying attention.
>>122637325
You see the good side in everyone. You likely have had someone close be ostracized or criticized constantly for some outside perceived failure. Due to this, you feel a sense of injustice whenever anyone is being seen as entirely negative or positive with no gray inbetween.
>>122637346
See >>122637713
>>122637718
Sorry, I'm going in order and it's too many skips to write down for each one. If I skipped over you it means I'm not analyzing you, maybe someone else will.
>>122637347
You are calm most of the time, but confident and outspoken when required. You prefer not to meddle in affairs and would rather sit back and watch.
>>122638043
Ayonami best girl but Mashiro deserved to win.
>>122636621
Go aheadFreud was a hack
>>122638078
>How do you know that anon?
>Paying attention duh
>>122636621
do me OP
>>122636621
>>122637104
You're obsessed with being independent and feel guilty whenever you have to rely on someone else, and yet you always find yourself in situations where you need help. It feels like they're only helping you out of sympathy.
Your friends (>implying someone with a waifu can have friends) don't really feel like friends to you apart from one or two who you feel you could trust with your life.
You've always wanted to make your parents proud, but never quite lived up to what you think they want. Actually, you were probably raised by a single mother who didn't really give you any attention. If you have siblings you're probably the oldest.
You're capable of caring deeply about people, but often have trouble showing it. You're afraid that if you show them that you care about them, or that you need them they'll not like you and leave you.
You probably enjoy excessive drinking.
You should fully let me know if this is entirely wrong, or partly wrong, or all right. I'd be grateful.
Sure, why not.
OP is acool guy
What's the prognosis doc?
Also, while it is a shocking suggestion, could an individuals having multiple waifus potentially change your analysis of them?
please rate
>>122638176
Hardly, he skipped my waifu. Fuck him.
>>122638153
You've got good taste and will be perpetually disappointed by the lack of a second season.
>mfw Freud didn't deem my waifu as worthy of analysis
Go ahead OP
>>122638132
>ok class on what date did this happen?
>no one knows? Well I can always ask anon because I know he knows
>ok anon what was the dste
>Yes
>Wow anon how did you get so smart
People are fucking retarded I swear to god. I barely tried in high school.
>Skipping
Where's jung when you need him
Fucking hack
>>122638195
He'll probably skip mine too, as she isn't a seasonal waifu.
>>122638176
Is Armitage III any good? I downloaded it because I liked the art style and the 90s OVA format, but I don't really know if it has any kind of reputation.
>>122637568
>seasonal waifu
>>122638195
>>122638209
>>122638229
You're waifus a shit
>>122638197
>Thinking she's your waifu
>Liking a terrible frenchmen
Anti-Mahiro-san, plz go.
>>122638232
It's pretty awesome if you're into the setting and genre. I love it, obviously.
>>122638195
The Doc's a busy man, give him time.
>>122637350
You often feel guilty about being more selfish than what you feel is moral. You are self deprecating and cynical, and you often don't feel worthy of any affection.
>>122637392Engineering, actually.It's mostly just confirmational bias, also how would you know if I was spot on?
>>122637519
I'll give my "standard tomboy" response here. You're attracted to Makoto because she's down to earth and easy to talk to. She feels refreshing for you because she doesn't put on a mask and says what she thinks without hesitation.
>>122636621
>>122638220
Reminds me when half of the class had problems with fucking history
nigga just read the damn book, you don't even need to burn a few brain cells like math or other shit.
>>122636621
nunnally pure sweet delicious nunnally
>>122636621
>>122638254
What?
>>122638278
>guys anon got a 86 so the test must have been really hard. That must be why 60% of us failed the test
Those classes were a living hell.
>>122638236
No anon, she's my first and last waifu, I swore to be faithful to her forever.
C'mon doc
>>122638162
I want to rely and be with people but I have difficulty doing so.
I hate my parents.
I only care if cared for.
>>122638197
I want to give this one a try, mind telling me how old are you?
>>122638043
You have a strong desire to take care of others (or at least 1 person), but may also have some deep insecurities and trust issues that make you worried a girl would leave you unless she's completely dependent on you.
That or you're just autistic and feel like you can relate to her.
>>122638278
Are you fucking kidding me? Math is easy, because everything makes sense and is connected back to everything else in one way or another, but rote memorization of history is extremely difficult.
>>122638209
Not enough incest maybe?Sure, I'll play.
Go ahead Freud!
>>122637595
You miss the old days.
>>122637601
Even though your waifu looks up to you and praises you constantly, you feel unworthy of her praise and attention. On the outside you accept it as a matter of fact and act as the dom in the relationship, but really she's the one who's the supporting pillar for you.
>>122637645
You feel burdened by your responsibilities, and feel great nostalgia for childhood, often wishing to escape somewhere to avoid facing your daily life.
>>122637749
That's not me, but the sentiment is shared.
More bullshit analysis and less blogging or fuck off to >>>/b/
Lets see what you can do
You're all gay and autistic.
/thread
OP you are my waifu
>>122638381
You don't memorize history son, you understand it
Trick is grabbing a few importants names and dates and working you way there.
Of course math is easy, is there something more certain than 1+1=2?
>>122638273
>>122638109
How 'bout mine?
I barely post my waifu anyways.I haven't watched Fast n' furious and Full throttle, I've only watched the OVA and TV series so far.
>>122636621
Might as well.
>>122638440
>>122638424
You desire a clone so he can masturbate you since you are too lazy to do it yourself.
>>122638502
>>122637758
Holy shit Senafags read the thread first.
>>122637773
You want to fuck your mom. See the analysis done by another anon somewhere up there.
>>122637875
Unlike most anons, you enjoy everyday conversation with intelligent people, you are intensely competitive about everything, extending to your love life.
>>122637936
Most of the time the just make up head canon and then it's not really being in love with anyone, it just becomes an ideal.
>>122636621
Freud was shit but I'm in.
>>122636895
rekt
>>122638410
You like to do fun things because they're fun.
Or, your life is really boring and you wish you could have fun.
>>122638444
Trips confirm
>>122638524
woops, didn't mean to quote
>>122636621
You're waifus are all lovely people.
>>122638603
y-you too
>>122638603
This means more than you think.
>>122638603
Sorry but you'll need at least quads to override my diagnosis.
>>122638535
To be fair I'm neither the senafag that you replied to nor the one you just told off. I made a point to say that I was only posting apropos of a specific type of meat, though.
>>122638455
What does that even mean, "understand it"? It's just shit that happened.
>>122638603
Not even a Captain? I don't know if I can trust you
>>122636621
Hungary.
>>122638475
You have a complex from having a huge dick and Yuno is one the only characters where it could actually fit.
give it to me straight doctor
>>122638654
Not him, but history is more about things like movements, causes, and effects than just events.
>>122638699
You feel constantly hollow due to your extreme unfulfilled desire forS3.
OP. I have a challenge for you.
This is like the opposite of a waifu for me. Like god damn I hate her guts. Like every time she has a scene I want to smash her face.
Analyze me. Can you tell me why I hate her so fucking much?
>>122638162
So basically Eva fans are like their characters? What a shock, doc!
>>122636732
You want to stay a kid forever because you had to grow up too fast
>>122636944
You're strong and see yourself in her, or you're weak and want someone to protect you.
>>122637006
You're scared of being alone and outcast from your friends
>>122637023
Savior complex
>>122637034
You have a bad relationship with your mother and want someone gentle and sweet to care for you
>>122637195
You had a bad childhood and relate to her struggles
>>122637440
Haven't watched the show but you're indecisive and want a girl to take control and help you get through life
>>122637466
gay
>>122637595
Who?
>>122637690
you're a hippie vegan faggot
>>122637716
You want someone vulnerable who puts up a tough front to protect.
>>122637931
You think that you're above others and want someone you see as an equal to you
or you want a strong girl to make you feel secure and wanted
>>122637998
you like shitty anime and CG music videos
>>122638127
You're bored with life and want someone who's much more powerful and knowledgable than you
>>122638350
You're a seasonal faggot who's desperate to fit in, and is scared of showing his true feelings.
>>122638444
im not gay
>>122638475
You feel defenseless in life, and you want someone naive and submissive to make happy in your place by projecting your desires onto them
>>122638517
meme faggot
>>122638748
The thing is. I just described myself. That's right, I was blogshitting.
>>122638127
Freud was a hack and so am I. You are a hard worker, you have the ability to stay motivated for whatever it is you're currently pursuing. You are devoted and feel like the payoff is even better when you've worked for it.
>>122638177
You're lost and feel no purpose in life, you don't know which direction to go and just sort of float along.
Also, >multiple "waifus"
Those aren't waifus. Fuck those manwhores.
>>122638195
>>122638209
Like I said I just don't know them because I haven't seen their series.
>>122638197
Frenchman/10, you sometimes put on a front and act more outgoing/extroverted than you actually are. Sometimes you're tired just from talking to people, but put on a brave face and bright smile.
I wonder if you remember me.
my waifu is still my ex. and that hasn't changed in the past 2 years.
I go to a psychiatrist and so far OP has been way better at analyzing than him; all he does is give me pills
Anyway, here's my waifu
>>122638635
Okay fine let me try
Check these digits
>>122638743
This except with Haruhi
Thanks in advanced doc
Please do
>>122638788
If you want something more than just hurr pills, then wouldn't you wan to go to a psychotherapist instead of a psychiatrist?
>>122638788
Psychiatrist =/= psychologist.
Kana.
>>122638791
I appear to have failed.
>>122638788
That's what they do retard. Fuck sake. At least know what you're getting into see
>>122638825
>>122638815
For you the easiest way is synonymous with the best way.
>>122636621
Enlighten me.
I wouldn't say I have a waifu but this comes close.
Shame she's a lesbian though.
>>122636621D..don't bully pls
>>122638819
Yeah, but all the psychotherapists I've seen haven't helped me at all so I just gave up on that front.
>>122638899
You didn't stick with them long enough. You can't just see them for a few months and be like "I'm exactly the same," and quit.
>>122638819
>you wan to
>wan
this will be interesting.
>>122638109
I wouldn't say anyone specific close to me, but otherwise pretty decent.
Why not?
>>122638211
You are often too embarrassed to express your admiration of your waifu. It bothers you to see her being so insecure, but you're too embarrassed to tell her just how amazing you think she is. Outwardly Suzu depends on you for a lot but in the end she's the one that inspires you.
>>122638216
You have an inferiority complex, and you feel undeserving of any praise. You are stuck in a hypocritical state of wanting to be needed and feeling the need to be cast aside.
>>122638236
Hey some people might have just recently discovered their love. I don't judge seasonals.
>>122638983
LOYALTY IS PARAMOUNT
This'll be fun.
surely sure, here I go.
>>122638895
You desire what you can't get.
>>122638951
>yuzu
>not yui
On that front, I don't have a waifu, but I always prefer the tsukkomi characters over the others. What does that say about me?
>>122639011
You were supposed to post something to get analyzed
>>122638782
>You're lost and feel no purpose in life, you don't know which direction to go and just sort of float along.
I actually am kinda floating through uni at the moment not knowing what to do post-college. so congrats on being accurate.
Thanks Doc, time for me to go internally/question contemplate just how exactly how my choice in waifus reflects upon me as a person.
>>122639011
You must feel lonely with no waifu.
>>122636846
You're introverted, you like computers too much and people not enough
>>122638983
You're a traitorous shit. Generally you value yourself on your sense of duty, loyalty and justice but you can't understand that most actions originate from a place of self-serving and self-righteousness.
Seek immediate help,or top yourself for the common good.
Can you guess my waifu based on me? Eg if I grew up with a single mom, have a guilt complex and always needed to be a role model for others.
go for it.
>>122639002
You're submissive to women and have no problem with used goods.
I'll give it a shot.
>>122639011
You have no waifu. You find balance in your work, social and family life. It's a surprise you're even on /a/.
>>122636846
And you don't seem to understand
>>122636621
Isadora Finnsdottir
>>122638385
in case you missed this one OP
>>122639014
Ain't that the truth.
tfw you never get analyzed in these threads
>>122636621
Get at me bro
Me! Me, Freud-sempai! Please do me!
>>122637428
You're anxious about entering a relationship, so you'd prefer someone who's relatively innocent and inexperienced. But you also want the relationship to be egalitarian, as in neither of you would dominate the other.
>>122636846
"Repilled" jet-fuel-doesn't-melt-steel-beams fedora tipper.
>>122639078
It wouldn't work like that. Say you COULD categorise people. For example you might be A. People who are A could resonate with any number of characters based or random chance and exposure. There could be hundreds of potential candidates. Conversely lets say you're waifu is '1'. '1' might be like by predominately A and a few B people thus an analysis is possible.
Your way is unrealistic.
>>122638410
You're lonely. Like really lonely. Something probably happened to you at a young age that you now crave unconditional acceptance and love.
>>122638452
T-thanks.
>>122638475
You were once lost and without a purpose, but once you have a goal in mind, you are goal driven and have immense dedication.I cheated and described you based on your site.
>>122639134
you forgot your trip S.T.A.L.K.E.R
>>122639153
Who's you're waifu, I'll give you a detailed one.
>>122639190
>He thinks jet fuel can melt steel beams of that size
>conveniently forgets to mention the explosion at the base of the towers
>>122639112
You think "normcore" is a valid clothing style.
>Doc is almost up to yours
Come on, come on.
What could you tell about me other than that I love pure, perfect girls?
>>122639099
You like girls with ugly hairdos and shitty veins running along their foreheads.
>>122637990
You're insecure and you have low self-esteem, which is why you fantasize about a girl who is irrationally attached to you but you don't seek them out.
also you might be a fatty
>>122639253
please do
>>122636689
because OP couldn't
Let me save you some time OP: you're all pedophiles.
>>122639271
You are a clinical pedophile. Seek immediate help.
>>122639253
Not him but looks like OP is skipping me.
>>122638176
You were born in the 80s and you greatly enjoyed the Matrix
>>122639271
iseealolicon.png
I don't know what could be said expect that she is best 2hu.
Well, not surprised on the skip, but not even getting an insult is odd.
>>122638662
Csenge?
Might as well.
>>122637064
BECAUSE OF YOU I CAN'T REQUEST MY FETISH OR MY WAIFU BECAUSE PEOPLE MISTAKE ME FOR YOU AND THINK I'M A NEEDY, UNGRATEFUL, REQUEST-SPAMMING CUNT.
WHICH YOU ARE.
FUCK YOU.
>>122638699
You have trust issues, everyone around you seems to be out to get you or putting on a mask. You have trouble being close with anyone due to feeling paranoid about their true feelings towards you.
>>122638743
Do you hate her after character development too? (S2ep5) This is important.
>>122638788
I would trust the advice of a medical professional more than some guy who hasn't taken a single psych course. Seriously, don't trust me.
>>122638806
You hate those you perceive as putting up facades, and you are cynical about others, so you feel as if no one could possibly be as positive or kind as some people you see. This leads to your mistrust. This is actually quite a bit easier than waifus, people hate things for pretty straightforward reasons.
>>122638418
You never pay attention in class, but school was the best time of your life. You like acting out and entertaining people.
>>122639326
you are nothing but talk
>>122639316
Why would I seek help when we are happy together? I think I need a second opinion from a properly licensed doctor.
Is dagger op still here ??
In case yes, motoko kusanagi
>>122636621
Come at me Docs-sorry for muh not anime
Oh yeah by the way
Here's my waifu, doc.
>>122639068
I guess I feel more comfortable sitting in front of a computer screen than people, yeah.
>>122639118
>And you don't seem to understand
What?
>>122639190
kek>implying it wasn't an inside job
>>122638474
Your mother never loved you, you fap to onee-san doujins, and you feel like you're on the outside of every social circle you join. Despite this you still care about others and try to see the good in humanity
>>122637192
You are a faggot
>>122639298
I retract my statement, if she isn't Cirno, Reimu, or Patchy, I don't know shit.
You were ignored as a kid, and felt unhappy that you missed out on having a friend to waste the days away with. You've always related more to animals than people, admiring their undying loyalty and trust. You want to feel safe and secure in your life. You're paranoid of what others think of you.
>>122639322
Sorry, I don't know a think about Rias other than she's pretty and some dude on this board is fanatic about her.
>>122639361
Who is she, I'll do both.
>>122639401
That is pretty much the exact opposite of me, besides that I did enjoy school, but that's because I liked learning.
>>122639395
she is a slut anyways anon, there you go
>>122639399
You were sorta on point. I know kindness exists but I don't understand it at it's purest form. Ding, ding ding of facades though.You skipped my waifu you bastard.
>>122639428
You think "post-cyberpunk" is a thing, you take fashion advice from /r mfa, and you trust the scientific method more than your own common sense.
>>122639459
Well yeah but I was expecting a bit more than just that.
>>122639466
Alright then.
>and some dude on this board is fanatic about her.Probably me.
Come at doc
>>122639469
I projected Seki-kun on you but I guess I should have used Yokoi outright
>>122638815
You feel you have no control over anything in your life. To you, you are strung along by fate and can do nothing to alter your fate.
>>122638983
You've likely been betrayed by someone close to you before. You value loyalty above all else. Not much more I can say here.
>>122639011
You're laid back and easy going. Most of the time you'd rather just sit and read instead of going anywhere. You prefer not being the center of attention.
>>122639399
>Do you hate her after character development too? (S2ep5) This is important.
Yeah, I do/ Though not quite as much.
>>122639466
>You were ignored as a kid, and felt unhappy that you missed out on having a friend to waste the days away with. You've always related more to animals than people, admiring their undying loyalty and trust. You want to feel safe and secure in your life. You're paranoid of what others think of you.
H-how?
>>122639448
>Doesn't get the reference
It was a joke anon. A Boa joke. I can understand thinking it was silly but being a Lain fag and not getting it. Unimpressed.
>>122637430
You wanted to fuck him.
Give me the worst doctor. Just don't say anything cruel about her.
>>122639395
>>122638946
You like the gothic aesthetic, you have a sweet tooth. You think toilet humor is funny. I don't fucking know, I can't do this one.
>>122636621
it's Rei
Bring it.
OP skipped me. you fucker.
>>122639538
You are a mistake anon.I still love you
>>122637605
Nihilistic edge lord.
>>122638287
You prefer vulnerable, helpless girls.
>>122638517
You like dumb girls.
>>122638585
You like older women.
>>122638699
You're a furry.
>>122639012
You want to live in a fantasy world.
>>122639176
You don't understand other people's emotions.
>>122639517
>skipped over me
god damn it i waited for like 15 minutes just to hear what you would say.
>>122639540
You believe that everyone important to you should be happy even if creating that happiness causes you pain or suffering.
>>122638662
Shall not be infringed.
>>122639353
A virgin
>>122639499
I had an inkling it might be. I like how devoted you are to you're waifu.
>>122639523
Was I that off the mark?
>>122639361
I'm still waiting, faggot.
>>122639581
Who is she?
>>122639609
You look like the type of person who wants things to go his way, even if they are still right done diffrently.
>>122639645
I too was skipped. If you're doing skipped ones take a gander at:
>>122638540
Can't deny I find it funny that she of all characters would be skipped.
>>122639598
>Kotomine
>nihilistic
wot
>>122639455
Not that anon, but spot on man. ;_;
>>122639645
>Was I off the mark
You were right on the spot like you would read my mind.
>>122639078
It's impossible, as >>122639207 points out but I'll take a shot for fun. Is it Saber?
>>122639018
It means you're a boke.
>>122639175
You are practical above all else. You don't like to think in the ideals and dreams that your waifu does, but this makes you complement her well.
>>122639326
You don't see people as two dimensional cardboard cutouts. You recognize that individuals can't be categorized into separate categories. This means you often look beyond the surface and see the good and bad in everyone you get to know. You believe that to be lovers, you must first be best friends.
It's always easier when it's characters I actually like. I just describe how I feel about the character. I bet all of the ones I've gotten correct are characters I actually like.
B-be gentle /a/non-kun...
>>122639645
Thanks. A person should always be dedicated to their waifu no matter what.
>>122639466
>Who is she?
>>122639361
>>122639549
Alright you want something more in-depth?
You have an autistic level of obsession with certain depictions of your waifu, you elevate her body and outfit to the level of an absolute standard, complete with canonical modes of depiction (somewhat full-frontal, full body), which you want to apply to every other anime girl, and also to you, because you're uncomfortable with your own identity and gender. This is also what makes you such an annoying cunt, because you have no self-respect, which prevents you from having a normal level of decency and respect for others in social situations, and makes you a cynical asshole. As a result, the only thing that matters to you is to turn more and more things into standardized icons of your waifu.
>>122639680
You don't care about efficiency.
>>122639645
not those anons, but here's mine >>122638472
>>122639598
>You want to live in a fantasy world.
better than what I got
>>122639326
>>122639726
That feels pretty spot on.
>>122639734
Sorry meant to put >>122638164
>>122639746
why would you rek him so bad, that's mean
Tell me how it is doc.
>>122639682
You've seen some shit.
>200 posts later no one analyzes you
o-okay
>>122639313
You're even more introverted than that lainfag. You either do drugs or would do drugs if given the chance. You're down most of the time. You find it hard to talk to people. You still hold hope for your future even though you have no idea what you're going to do. You like psychedelic rock, acid house, or IDM
>>122639838
>>122639783
You both like cardboard. One of you for its personality, the other for its body.
Yamada
>>122639746
not /a/ but X-23 is my main Waifu
>>122639809
Because he made everyone in drawthreads antagonize him with his autistic request-spamming and ungrateful attitude. But since my fetish is very similar to his, now, people mistake me for him, ignore my requests when they involve it, and antagonize me instead of him.
I'm pissed.
>>122639691
>tfw the last time I watched pani poni dash was like 9 years ago
If you want to wait a week or two for me to watch it I'll make one of these threads and post it, I seriously don't remember anything about her. My bad.
>>122639717
I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
>>122639792
I've never seen read or die, so this is probably completely wrong, but you had a rough life and were attracted to her because of how much she values knowledge as opposed to other things. You want to spend all your time together in your safe little escape from the rest of the world, all the while gathering knowledge of how it works through her books.
>>122639518
Well that makes it quite a bit harder. You despise those who only strive for normalcy. There is a spice to life that you feel those going through life just spending their days as they're told are missing out on. How off was I?
>>122639538
Tomokofags are always exactly like Tomoko. This is the easiest one and you know it. You understand exactly why you like her, because she's like you.
>>122639540
You believe in romantic ideals like superheroes, but you don't want those close to you to get hurt because of them. Your family was possibly poor and you had a hard working parent who sacrificed everything for you.
analyze me doc
>>122639897
>main waifu
>man
>>122639897
>sample
>not anime/manga waifu
Fuck off.
>>122638197
You feel what you lack the most in life is being passionate about something and giving it your all. Be it anything, you wish you could find something you excel at and love, but lack the motivation to keep trying new things to find it. Just an improvemente like having someone to love and be loved by you isn't enough, you want a radical change in your life not because you hate it all but because the things you want seem easy to come around for anyone but you lack them. You aren't that unsociable, you can deal with most people if it's just the two of you, but can't make yourself heard in a big group of people you don't belong to. Finally, you value results over anything and feel like you are willing to make necessary sacrifices coldly, even though when the time comes you know you would rather let stay things as they are not to betray your feelings just for those results and try to be aware of what others feel with your decisions too, making that "results over anything" mentality almost obsolete.
>>122639897
You're that one guy who used to make one thread about "will emo fashion ever make a comeback?/I want a qt scene waifu" every week on /fa/ and /mu/ until we called you out.
>>122638777
You may be right.
>>122639914
You're a skitz with shit fashion sense. Also probably into shota.
>>122639910
>Read or Die
Uh anon, that's Ciel.
>>122639913
>>122639603
Wow, that was a very accurate analysis.
Don't be hard on me OP
>>122639466
>You were ignored as a kid, and felt unhappy that you missed out on having a friend to waste the days away with. You've always related more to animals than people, admiring their undying loyalty and trust. You want to feel safe and secure in your life. You're paranoid of what others think of you.
Nail on the fucking head
>>122639913
>How off was I?
You weren't off at all. Although, I feel there's probably more to it.
>>122639914
You have a fetish for guys with secret ambitions, like wannabe rockstars who practice in secret
>>122639914
You are a very private person and you put on a garish and tough exterior, but you also have a much softer side.
>>122639910
>don't remember anything about her
Typical that Kurumi is forgotten. It's natural I don't blame you.
Feel free to rewatch PPD, it's great. I'll pop in if I see another of these threads.
>>122639845
You're actually right, but that depends on what "shit" we are talking about.
>>122636621
>>122639440
tfw skipped
>>122638209
>most anons get at least one analysis
>multiple other people get 2-3 + serious replies
>I get nothing
Come over here, bro.
>>122639682
You aren't motivated in life and feel lost without purpose. Sometimes you wonder why you're even alive, but of course you keep living on due to a weird sort of inertia.
>>122639774
Like I said, I just describe myself when it's a character I like. I bet you like her because she's loyal and caring, and some anons missing the point of her character calling her a brat really pisses you off.
>>122639838
You feel completely void of any and all aspirations. All you want is to settle on a steady low income job and pass through life without hassle. You don't find this depressing, however, as you've accepted the fact that you'll never amount to anything great after many failed attempts and cultivating a talent.
Ok I think I'm out. I have a midterm tomorrow, so I'll go to bed now. Hopefully thread is still up in the morning and has more contributors.
What could a professional possibly know about me?
>>122639914
Considering King Crimson's powers, this is the one request that should have been skipped.
>>122640105
Your glory days are long past
Don't worry anon, we are on the same boat.
>>122639910
That's good.
>>122640105
Will give it a try, but will probably take too long to write.
In all honesty, for how long has she been your waifu, and is she really your only one?
>>122640105
You forgot your daily desu funposting on /b/ also you own a lot of onaholes.
What if my waifu is a boy?
>Inb4 u r gay
Look at what you've done, OP.
Posting mine.
>>122638440
>>122638502
I always finish - http://www.xvideos.com/video8180423/meso_fort
Nonon JakuzureEven my friend tried and he couldn't get a good answer
>>122639996
Maybe I should actually open the thumbnails. I feel like an idiot.
>>122640003
Oh fucking boy. I'm about to tear you a new asshole. You're insecure and feel powerless in life, so you want a girl who you can mold like putty to whatever you want. You hold value in things that look pretty, but don't really serve at other purpose. You're obsessed with social statuses, and being well-liked by everyone. You're physically and mentally weak, and you're terrified of the people in your life leaving you. Imprinting your desires on a cute piece of submissive cardboard is more important to you than finding a true equal partner in life.
>>122640039
No, it's not just her. 2006 is a complete blank in my memory.
>>122640081
Kill yourself
>posts non /a/ shit
>wah wah tfw
>>122640083
Who is she, I want to redeem myself for my fuckup
>>122640177
>streaming
come at me bro
>>122640132
>>122640200I'll be your friend if you want
>>122638833
>skipped
O-oh, right, most people can't see ghosts.
>>122636621
>>122640221
You don't care about your racial heritage.
>>122637430
Then your admiration for your father figure shaped the type of husbando you were drawn to, they likely share similar virtues/believes. Personally, you have a strong sense of honor and value people who keep their word. Also strong feelings about justice. You probably admire those who are physically active/fit and either or are or want to be yourself. You admire many Wham's qualities because you lack them but wish to acquire them.
>>122637887
You're insecure in yourself but attempt to hide it with an act of arrogance and overconfidence. You have some regrets (or maybe just one major one) from the past that you wish you could go back and re-do or change. It's something you frequently come back to and dwell on. You want to both be able to joke with Narancia and be a 'bro' but also to dominate him sexually and feel like the masculine one in the relationship without the troubles you feel like women (even 2D) come with.Also you're a fag with shit taste
>>122637023
you have good taste... in bacon
>>122640221
You're da besst
>>122640167
then it's your husbando
also your new is showing, lurk moar
>>122639316
Does clinical pedophile mean he has a thing for lolis in nurse outfits? Because I think I might be one too.
>>122636621
Uh...
I'll just post something I think is hot.
>>122640222
I want to be your friend too
>>122640276
You don't know how right you are, anon.
>>122640341
Shit I forgot my spoiler
>>122638833
>>122640226
Oh shit, I actually forgot I read this one. Uh, you're extremely vanilla, you believe in love and all that optimistic crap, you express your emotions easily, and you're not proactive enough in looking for a girlfriend even though you want one pretty badly. You like sad movies but only if they have happy endings. You feel lonely but you'd really love to have someone you could be completely comfortable around.
>>122640094
How did you know?
>>122638418
>>122638445
>>122638474
>>122638517
>>122638625
Full disclosure, these were all me. I don't have a waifu, but a couple times characters have gotten close. I thought I'd get a composite evaluation with multiple girls.
>>122640341
>>122640369do you have steam?
>>122636621
Let's see what you have for me.
>>122636621
>>122640384
Your insecurity stems from the fact that your mother never loved you. You feel guilty easily and that's why you're confessing. You're excited anticipating the disapproving replies you know this post will get.
>>122639914
You're an extremely private person, you consider most personal details private and strongly dislike small talk. Though you are ambitious enough that can recognize the advantages connections and social situations can bring. You are likely very dedicated to the things you like or want, possibly to even a degree of stubborn-ness. You feel you have a strong purpose/goal in life and hate feeling like a failure more than anything.
>>122640400yes but it's an old account that I forgot my passes to, I might be able to recover it
>>122640301
I don't think she'd appreciate such tasteless jokes.
Hot Ice Hilda
So, yeah, go on ahead.
>>122640105
You seems to be attracted to a sense of difference, to break out of the norm and find your own sense of self. However you can't, so you turn to the abomination to relieve yourself with.
>>122640430
No, it's just that the OP and the rest of the posters had already moved past that point, so I knew that I wasn't going to get an answer.
An easy one, eh, doc?
>>122640434
When you get it and/or get oneSteam ID:Jellycatz
>>122640439
She's not actually your waifu and you're just picking out obscure anime girls that people forgotten but somehow Outlaw Star stuck out from your childhood so now you're wondering what kind of person would have Hilda as their waifu.
The answer is none.
>>122640438
/a/ is your life.
>>122640221
You are without prejudice and care about a person's characters, and always want to support those around you.
>>122640269
You're a masochist with a mommy and a lolita complex. Also, you're bisexual.
Kakatte koi, Doc.
>>122640502
Fuck off.
>>122640400ChenChillout
Better late than never
>>122636621
She's a hottie
>>122640553
You've moved past the hole in your chest
>>122640587
You like your women to be as manly as possible
>>122640557
>>122640502
>>122640400
>>122640434
Kill yourselves, /v/shitters.
>>122640610
Shout out to pseudo dick
>>122640167
A boy but with a feminine feature. It's also not that your sense of desire is mix in liking a shota, but you feel more comfortable to the comfort of sharing similar biology while not having to worry about liking something different than the average girl.
Hope I'm not too late.
>>122640582
See any of the analysis of people who like Rei.
>>122640405
You like to fuck a cat, but afraid of the consequences so you choose the next best thing, a cat hybrid thing.
>>122636621
Hit me, Doc.
It's been awhile since we've had a waifu psychoanalysis.
Ah well.
>>122640434
You like to fuck a fox, but afraid of the consequences so you choose the next best thing, a fox hybrid thing.
>>122640714
You're fucked up.
>>122636621
>>122640610she wasn't so manly when she got both of her arms chopped off
>>122640167
You like to fuck a boy, but afraid of the consequences so you choose the next best thing, a boy-girl hybrid thing.
>>122636621 lemme have it
>>122640701
You've had a life you think is uneventful, boring. You also have a low self esteem. As a result, you yearn for adventure and wish for a mentor and guardian to build you up.
Alternatively, you think you're the baddest mother fucker in town and can only see yourself with your match.
Good luck.
>>122640714
You like to experience psychological suffering and long period of torture, or you have already experienced it. So now you see yourself in Rika and your favorite word is "Nipuu~"
Entering the lottery.
>>122640754
Y-you too.
>>122640821
I just think twinks are cute.
Analyse the shit out of me.
>>122640853
You like lifeless dolls where you can project any sort of personality to fit your needs
I'm always too late for those threads.
>>122636621
Let's do this.
>>122640874
You're a laid-back, fun-loving guy, would befriend
am I late? ;_;
>>122640874
>>122637609
A fellow anon with good taste already beat me to it.
Do your worst.
>>122640851
>you have already experienced it. So now you see yourself in Rika
Somewhat accurate in explaining why I love Rika than it is about telling something about myself, more about something that happened to me.
>>122639330
This nigga gets me.
>>122640874
You are insecure about yourself and you often relied on people or things that are opposite of your personality in order to hide yourself. Just like your waifu who relied on the watermelon in order to hide her flat embarrassment.
>>122640950
>>122640858
>>122640714
Kill yourself.
Take two with a, perhaps, more recognizable image.
>>122640467
You tend to latch onto anyone who is kind to you until you drive them off with your neediness.
>>122641001
You just like a girl with a big ass gun, which mean you are a shy and weak guy who need something bigger than yourself to feel powerful.
>that warm and fuzzy feel when Forer effect
>>122641001
You used to shitpost and kept asking if Ciel was the baddest motherfucker who ever lived
And she isn't
>>122640975
That's not nice.
Sorry if this one is too easy. Can't help myself.
>>122640894
I'm too emotionally invested in this show to give an accurate reply but I like you
>>122640928
You highly value things like nobility and grace. You easily pick up on flaws in others but you learn to like their flaws. You have been on the receiving end of some real bitchy actions, but you took it with dignity. You think both men and women should be strong in body and spirit. You might seem haughty or aloof to others. You also have excellent taste.
>>122641118
Well you shitting up the board by being a namefag isn't nice either.
>>122641105
Actual gold saw or the counsellor?
>>122641083
Not that guy. I don't frequent TM threads much anymore.
>>122640916
You want yourself a harem.
>>122641129
But as you can see, I have no name.
>>122636621
I'm in.
>>122641124
Thank you anon. That actually feels a lot more accurate than I imagined.
Don't know entirely about >you took it with dignity.
But I try, at least.
Ryougi Shiki
>>122641173
The counsellor I guess? I don't understand the question.
>>122641268
You're either a pig or someone who is jealous of one
>>122641295
he's a pig
>>122641210
But that is your name. If something other than "Anonymous" is in the name field, which includes the name field being blank, it's a name and you need to kill yourself.
>>122636621inb4 you're a jew
>>122641216
You are obsessed with lesbians. Maybe you are one. Maybe you're a creep.
You also long to join a nudist colony and have are a communist sympathizer.
>>122640553
You have no waifu and just want to troll.
Alternatively, you feel insecure with your masculinity and wish to improve yourself. In social spaces, you boisterous, care deeply about what people think you of you, As a result, you try to make sure they never see you sweat.
Also, you are gay and probably self loathing since you're on 4chan.
Lots of jojofags around. Not that I'm complaining.
>>122640553
You struggle to open yourself up and feel frequently like you're wearing a mask and wish to impress others. You're an introverted person but you don't dislike people. You're someone who prefers meaningful social interaction over shallow small talk, although you value and apperciate the kindness of others (even strangers). Deep down you aren't sure what exactly you want in life and sometimes feel lacking in control of your life.
>>122640587
You value strength (both emotionally and physically) and commitment. You can't cope well with the feeling of loneliness but generally consider yourself an easy going person. You tend to let your past experiences define and guide you, even over more recent or new experiences. Finally you desire to change who you are as a person and become stronger. You're also the type of guy who would have accepted Hermes' offer to take her panties to cheer you up..
>>122641206
why's that?I like her because she's a whacky not-so-bright journalist who gets into ridiculous situations..kinda like me
>>122641358
You like to fuck a bunny, but afraid of the consequences so you choose the next best thing, a bunny hybrid thing.
>>122641260
Nevermind. Thought it was gold saw from BRS.
Please.
>>122641370
Good job, Dr.
USSR what I did there.
>>122641362
you're a jew
>>122636621
Yes, I'm serious.
>>122641439
You have a dinosaur fetish. I don't blame you though because Diego is an extremely handsome man
>>122641429In my soul, I definitely am.
>>122641432
You wish you could be like a mother to someone.
>>122641478
If you can be picked out in a crowd, you aren't anonymous.
>>122641439
Neither men nor women can fulfill you. Nothing in your life does. No matter where you go in life, what you do, how far you've come, you are never satisfied.
>>122640177
Any day now, you could become a rapist.
>>122641439
You like to fuck adinosaurandDIO, but you can't choose both so you go with the next best thing,DINO-DIOhybrid thing.
>>122641511
I knew this was going to happen. Damn it.
>>122641210
>>122641478
Your name is literally Unicode Character U+011a6 and it's a shitty gimmick because all you ever do is post things that might as well have been from Anonymous anyway
>>122641439
You're a traditional, but mostly ambitious person in almost everything you try and can easily recognize that quality in others. You hate failure and would do anything (regardless of the harm) rather than failure, a strong believe in the phrase 'the ends justifies the means'. The criticisms of others are something you are probably accustomed too but indifferent towards, but deep down occasionally wonder and can't figure out what it is people may dislike about you. But you dislike people who complain about the 'cards they're dealt' and make little effort.
>>122641399
Sorry anon, I don't really know who that is exactly so I was just making assumption base on the picture only.
>>122641401
>I`m a newfag and don`t know a character from 2002
wooooooooooooow I was too late
>>122641688
>all you ever do is post things that might as well have been from Anonymous anyway
Isn't that the same as all other tripfags/namefags?
>>122641764
oh, sorry, my bad.
here, in case you want to know
http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Carly_Nagisa
>>122637605
Come on, Freud.
>>122641830
No because whenever I see Lelouch or Bear I mentally prepare myself for a barrage of shit taste but this guy never says anything memorable enough to differentiate himself from the crowd
>>122641877
If Lelouch or Bear were posting under anonymous, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference.
>>122641877
What?
I always make long post or rant.
Hell, I always say something memorable.
Bear and Lelouch just have shit taste to their name.
>>122640608
>chest
But that's not Shinichi.
>>122641370
Anon, I know you can do better than just calling a person with a husbando gay. Also I indeed have a one and care about him deeply! While I'd agree that I do care about my image in certain situations way too much, implications you made about masculinity and self loathing being linked to 4chan were off. But thank you, you still managed to get some things right.
>>122641383
Spot on. Thanks Doc, it was fun.
>>122639576
You are a manlet and no body takes you seriously. Thats why you feel for her.
>>122641792
I'm just saying like it is anon. The moon is often associate with rabbit goddess, so I'm just making a connection here.