Still no banter between these two. Why is this allowed?
Ill be back every other thread to declare my love for a certain onee-san who dresses like the beaste boys
I would fuck Episode before I'd fuck this bitch. There's nothing feminine or appealing at all about her.
I want more long haired araragi with his Volkswagen
The universe would explode if these two interacted with each other. Their greatness at banters would just obliterate reality. That's why the author prevents them from interacting.
Carb knows deep inside who onigirigiri truly belongs to and knows her place.
Not even art of snake is as lewd as she is.
More like crab knows that whenever she fucks rararagi she is actually having a 3-way. So she is trying to avoid making it awkward by getting to know her.
Why do batfags and crabfags always have to fight?
Like snakefags and monkeyfags.
And catfags and everyone else.
Fuck? But I thought all they had going was gently walking each other home every night
He walked her home gently all night long.
And then he walked her home gently in the ass.
She likes being insulted and she's a huge slut, so obviously she would love to be called pathetic by rararagi.
Anon please, don't get jealous because she's more of a slut than you.
Isn't that what you're supposed to think of? I thought little girls everywhere wore panties with the USA on them.
Her fanservice is the least lewd out of any girls in the series though. Plus, she's much better at being cute than being sexy.
snakeslut-chan is literally the most lewd girl in the series.
Probably because she's a disinhibited phsycopath.
I know Nadeko likes being insulted, but how do you know she doesn't like to be praised either? She's a narcissist after all. It's a win/win situation for her.
>marry a psychopath
for what reason?
Snake is for raping and that's it.
Because psychopathy is the purest form of love.
I don't think you know what love is.
Snake is incapable of it.
She doesn't love anything or anyone. Not even herself.
To her he was something unattainable like a waifu, she never actually loved him, it was just an excuse to get out of the hassle of relationships, also it kept her motivated as she's a lazy fuck and finds everything tiresome
Okay, you got me. I had forgotten about that little detail. It's not mentioned very much.
It's ok anon, I still love you.
>we will never see her nervously go to a convention to sell her manga with tsukihi there to support her
>we will never see the joy on her face when someone likes it
I wish I could draw so I could make doujins about that, ending in her cosplaying to attract customers and getting fucked by fat otaku.
When did this turn into a last in line thread?
Fucking snakefags ruining everything.
Don't hurt her feelings. She is very sensitive about that. I don't think she would like if you insulted her writing or drawing skills.
Her drawings are, ironically, cute as fuck.
Her writing on the other hand...
But it's a masterpiece and a perfect deconstruction of the slut genre.
I still have dibs on second-to-last.
>ending it after that crazy plot twist
It better not be over.
I just finished Bakemonogatari. It felt mediocre.
Though a bit after I found out the site I watched it on cut out all the openings except Staple Stable, which was only in the first couple episodes.
So I was wondering if its worth re-watching it for the openings.
probably just gonna watch them on YouTube.
I love you brother. But, I think we're the only two anons in the universe who have the hots for Gaen.
Somebody tell me I'm wrong.
But how about that Episode with both of them in it?
What an Episode!
(Gaen first please. You can have the 6 year old.)
Because he actually wanted Nadeko to grow up?
RRRG GTFO'ing out of her life was the only way she could learn some self-reliance
>Kabuki and Oni sucked
I liked the latter part of Oni, ending was pretty good
Also Otori and Koi more than make up for them
That's what was so important. Gaen and Episode were going to meet Yotsugi for a threesome, but Gaen was complaining because she wants two dicks instead of another chick.
Well I'll gonna watch Nisemonogatari Next though I just really felt like I missed a large part of the overall experience of Bake.
I'm pretty sure the site was called animereborn.net.
I think Bat is actually wise enough to let Araragi have his fun with a mortal lover and then take him for her own once she dies of natural causes.
>Crab on Bat banter would cause the universe to explode.
I would love to see that. It'd be the most sharp tongued thing in existence with Araragi bluntly standing between them trying to make friends.
Only temporarily to confuse... Ougi I think? I can't quite remember
you're missing a large part of the overall experience of anything by streaming 240p shit, just don't do it
>Gaen terrifies me
but you're fine with Ougi?
>Hey big brother, I dressed in a few Noodles today!
I enjoyed reading that so much.
Gaen makes my dick go diamonds
her smugness is too much for me.
>my sides. "is your anus pliable?" sides: obliterated
You know they're into it.
Also, you know Crab wants a threesome. Badly.
I'm really glad Cat is mature enough to stay away from him a bit.
>but you're fine with Ougi?
Ougis a punk bitch, I'm not scared of kids and their emotional problems. Gaen is way too intimidating for me to handle.
Also didn't Cat leave to search for Oshino?
Because she's great for bullying?
How can she be a slut if she just wants him to see her naked? And then pleasure her endlessly with the D while porking her butthole with his finger?
You know that's what all the girls wanted in middle school.
>I'm not scared of kids
It's not a kid, It's some thing that's writing the whole story by manipulating people's lives. And those fucking eyes man, they pierce your soul
I'm convinced that snake doesn't even want the D. She doesn't know what sex even is. She just acts clumsily lewd in front of him because she wants to seduce him in order to play out her fantasy of having him as her boyfriend and that's the only way she knows how.
I've never wanted someone to stand on my erect penis to avoid the lava more.
I haven't read any of the books (besides kizu) so I don't know the full extent of Ougi, but as someone who likes abominations and horror monster girls, I think Ougi just looks kind of cute and weak.
Gaen is so confident and smug, with the superiority and knowledge to actually back it up.
"Fuck me in my mom's cardigan, you dirty daddy!"
I love Crab.
that's not the last chapter
Oh boy, here we go again.
As soon as we scan it I can clean it and finish translation
Shinobu is a pure maiden, so the answer is Shinobulips obviously.
Then everywhere else.
Gaen needs a good dicking and I know just the right man for the job.
>Nadeko's first name is the alternate reading of the name nadeshiko (撫子), which is derived from a flower of the Dianthus species. The word "nadeshiko" is also used to denote a perfect woman under Japanese standards. Literally, the name means "lovable, caressable girl".
Snake haters BTFO.
Official Monogatari tier list
BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL TIER
WORSE THAN SHIT TIER
>Not being a lolicon
>Being a normalfag
Who likes Numachi above all here?
Lonely Devil lover ;_;
>either a lolicon or normalfag
>no other option
I want to madly make out with Kiss-Shot as I fondle her ample buttocks.
Aww buh she so cuuute. My penis just goes offline when I see cuteness of this magnitude.
Adult Shinobu on the other hand...
D-Don't say least, p-please.
>forgetting about the top tier MILF
Ohh, I thought you meant asshole.
Shows you where my mind is...
I don't have any desire to do anything with her, but I can't help love her for how similar she is to me and /a/nons. I love imagining myself as snake and masturbating to threads where anons insult her or lust after her, feels so nice.
She has no reason to.
The one in the past? That was obviously Mamaragi, didn't you see how Koyomi acted?
Just finished watching Monogatari SS. What's the deal with Koyomi's clothes in Tsubasa Tiger at the end? I read on the archive that it's from one of the novels that hasn't been animated yet (or translated, for that matter), but I didn't get that many details.
As far as I can tell from skimming the summaries of Hana and Tsuki it's not from those episodes either.
I'm confused about that part. He did act kinda weird...
But if this is the case then Koyomi has an oedipus complex. Which works because Hitagi has an electra.
Naked Shinobu's softness cures erectile dysfunction.
Gaen is not flat, she just has a big shirt on.
Why is it so hard to find good fanart of this series? It seems most artists have a lot of trouble in being able to replicate it's artstyle decently.
Stuff like pic related is almost as hard to find as a needle in a haystack.
Reminder that in the alternate timeline where Araragi saved snail:
Araragi gets killed by Cat
Cat gets killed by Crab
Crab gets sent to jail, or dies from suicide/being killed by Cat
Bee and Phoenix are emotionally scarred, also probably virgins for life, Phoenix potentially exorcised as well
Snake remains the "cute" girl for the rest of her life. She doesn't get to become a god because Ougi doesn't exist.
How do you know Anon? Did you
see her in your reflection?
>Shinobu will never casually tease your erection while sharing your bath
I like to think she keeps pushing Araragi to see how much he can take before he snaps and fucks her silly.
Danbooru, pixiv, still nothing good?
That is one bling Shinobu. Do want on neck.
Is it worse than on model artwork that commits heresy?
Pic: "Hmm, dick up my butt. Not bad."
She's such a tease. "Who do you like more?"
You'd be surprised how much shitty fanart there is on pixiv, especially for a show as popular as Monogatari.
>Shinobu with panties
Oh my, that's so wrong.
you're letting on, Anon.
Yeah, that timeline sucks. Except for adult Snail. "Oh, hello there hot boy, I'm SO lonely. Would you like to have some 'tea' with me?" "No, sorry, got to save the world now. Which really could wait until whenever the fuck, but I gotta go NOW." Seriously?? WTF is wrong with Araragi?
Yess, I finally found my favorite SFW Shinobu image.
>that smiling face of pure happiness
>those stiff nips showing through her sundress
The perfect mixture of cute and slightly lewd.
Is it okay not to when she needs it so badly?
>you will never spank Shinobu and then rub aloe on her tender behind
>Missing the entire point of Snake's character
The reason she's such an unhinged psycho is because she's a pampered spoiled little girl that looks cute, and all that fawning got to her head.
Holy shit, you should know this if you're a snakefag
Phoenix is at least Monkey level.
Other than that, agreed
Even in the novels there's nothing suspicious brought up about the cop lady, and Araragi should be able to recognize his mom from when he was 7. But it certainly looks like her in the anime.
What you see as flaws I see as perfection. It's right in her name, niggers. Deal with it.
Tbh, I don't even like Snake that much, I was just trying to piss off some faggots who think she is a shit for the wrong reasons. She's only like my fourth favorite Monogatari girl.
A percentage of all fanart is going to be shit. A popular show will get more fanart. Therefore more popular shows will get more shit fanart.
Her being a crazy psychopath. Psycho women are cute.
She has some other flaws though, but this isn't one of them in my opinion.
May we take a moment to discuss doll and her mysterious panties?
I don't? But I don't think she's a best either. I just... sort of like her.
>I'm an autist who doesn't know how to differentiate between fiction and reality
When is this retarded buzzword going to die off? Is it on life support or something? It should've died off months ago already.
Not enough fan art has come from that scene.
Jesus christ anon what's up your ass? It's fine to like crazy, Yanderes and all that shit exist for a reason.