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Still no banter between these two. Why is this allowed?

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Still no banter between these two. Why is this allowed?
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crab a shit the less screen time the better
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Meanwhile glorious snake has bantered with both.
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>>122055377
>>122055399
And cat is best
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>>122055377
I would really love to see crab just punch her smug little loli face in, that would be so rad

>>122055399
you are not living your life correctly
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>>122055434
Based Medusa.
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>>122055377
Crab can't handle the banter.
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Ill be back every other thread to declare my love for a certain onee-san who dresses like the beaste boys
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There's banter in this show?
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>>122055547
Auntie Gaen shouldn't dress like kids!
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>>122055547

I would fuck Episode before I'd fuck this bitch. There's nothing feminine or appealing at all about her.
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I want more long haired araragi with his Volkswagen
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>>122055878

>Tfw no sexy time threesome with episode and gaen
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Amine that has a good romance like the monogatari series please. Just finished kotouru san and it was the most average piece of shit I've seen in awhile
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>>122056289
>Amine
>Broken english
>Kotoura in my monogatari thread

>>>/out/
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>>122055399
Jesus, why is every crab hater such a raging autist?
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>>122056971
because she is like a real girl and autists can't handle the reality
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>>122055878
I will fight you, faggot.
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>>122057043
Brother-in-arms
Gaen a best
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>>122055878
Episode hasn't read the story though
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Vampire hands down. she is the only one who isn't a lesbo.
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>>122055913
What the christ.
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>>122055377
Shinobu is quite prideful and Gahara doesn't know her place and is jealous of her, so its understandable there is very little interaction between them.
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>>122056971
You have to be to not understand the wonderfulness that is Crab
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>>122057573
>doesn't know her place
Is her place cucking bat with Araragi every night?
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>>122057617
But /a/utism is always right.
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>>122055377
The universe would explode if these two interacted with each other. Their greatness at banters would just obliterate reality. That's why the author prevents them from interacting.
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Nadeko Medusa wrecking Araragi and Shinobu was one of the most amusing things to ever come out from this series.
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Jesus, there's still people that can't accept that Nadeko is a massive slut? Wow, how anon can you be?
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>>122057968
If you read the books you can see she's an even lewder slut than shown in the anime.
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>>122057968
I'm a slut too though, it's part of why I relate to her so much.
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>>122055553
>usachan
Why did I think of america?
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>>122058133
Nadeko Pool right?

My god, Momo Deviluke, in comparison is a pure maiden.
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>>122055377
Carb knows deep inside who onigirigiri truly belongs to and knows her place.
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>>122058727
Yep
Not even art of snake is as lewd as she is.
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>>122058929
More like crab knows that whenever she fucks rararagi she is actually having a 3-way. So she is trying to avoid making it awkward by getting to know her.
Also this.
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>>122059121
>>122058929
Why do batfags and crabfags always have to fight?
Like snakefags and monkeyfags.
And catfags and everyone else.
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>>122059121
Fuck I broke my subtitles again, that's where araragi tells crab that bat is nothing.

>>122059177
But I'm a snakefag, I wasn't trying to fight at all. A-also I love monkeyfags.
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>>122055878
I think she's hot however her character is just terrible
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>>122059256
But monkeyfags hate you for having such shit taste
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>>122059121
Fuck? But I thought all they had going was gently walking each other home every night
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>>122060034
He walked her home gently all night long.
And then he walked her home gently in the ass.
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>>122060171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqw_juaK3GI
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>>122055377
Why do you want Shinobu to suffer?
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>>122059915
It's ok, just like snake I get turned on when people I love insult me.
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>>122057042
>she is like a real girl
Fuck no
YOU WISH
YOU WISH
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>>122060693
When does that turn snake on?
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>>122061186
She likes being insulted and she's a huge slut, so obviously she would love to be called pathetic by rararagi.
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who bird here
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Do Karen amd Tsuhiki ever find out about Shinobu or their bro being a pseudo vampire?
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>>122062152
I don't think so
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what would snail x monkey banter be like
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>>122061875
Snake is pure!
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>>122062702
More puns and lewder.
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>>122062717
pure slut
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>>122062717
Anon please, don't get jealous because she's more of a slut than you.
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>>122058606
Isn't that what you're supposed to think of? I thought little girls everywhere wore panties with the USA on them.
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>>122062737
i want this
crab x bat
and more cat x fire sisters
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>>122062797
Her fanservice is the least lewd out of any girls in the series though. Plus, she's much better at being cute than being sexy.
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>>122062916
>calling Nadeko cute
Why do you hate her so much?
Also anon, it's time you learned being lewd is a lot more complicated than showing skin.
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Bat and Crab are the best no need for internal conflict between supreme taste.
>>122055377
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>>122062916
snakeslut-chan is literally the most lewd girl in the series.
Probably because she's a disinhibited phsycopath.
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>>122063034
I know Nadeko likes being insulted, but how do you know she doesn't like to be praised either? She's a narcissist after all. It's a win/win situation for her.
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>>122060171
deredere
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>>122063067
I'm gonna marry snake!
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>>122063047
I like your style, anon
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>>122063047
i hate your style anon
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>>122063228
>marry a psychopath
for what reason?
Snake is for raping and that's it.
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>>122063668
Because psychopathy is the purest form of love.
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>>122064092
I don't think you know what love is.
Snake is incapable of it.
She doesn't love anything or anyone. Not even herself.
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>>122064092
Yandere is the way to go.
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>>122063125
Being called talented or something would make her happy, but it's specifically said she doesn't like being called cute, she didn't choose to be cute after all.
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>>122064226
What was it that she felt for Koyomi then?
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>>122063668
Snake is for self inserting as while being abused, you silly anon.

>>122064226
She loves, it's just a very unique form of love, and don't you dare insult it.
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>>122055377
There's always doujins, like those by Bloody Okojo that no one has translated.
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>>122064337
husbandofaggotry
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>>122064337
To her he was something unattainable like a waifu, she never actually loved him, it was just an excuse to get out of the hassle of relationships, also it kept her motivated as she's a lazy fuck and finds everything tiresome
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>>122064309
Okay, you got me. I had forgotten about that little detail. It's not mentioned very much.
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>>122057292
Get out.
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It's ok anon, I still love you.
>we will never see her nervously go to a convention to sell her manga with tsukihi there to support her
>we will never see the joy on her face when someone likes it
I wish I could draw so I could make doujins about that, ending in her cosplaying to attract customers and getting fucked by fat otaku.
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>>122064860
>someone likes it
Have you seen the shit she writes? It's got every cliche in the book
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>>122064860
>>122064758
When did this turn into a last in line thread?
Fucking snakefags ruining everything.
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>>122064919
Don't hurt her feelings. She is very sensitive about that. I don't think she would like if you insulted her writing or drawing skills.
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>>122064860
>>122064982
Her drawings are, ironically, cute as fuck.
Her writing on the other hand...
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>>122064919
But it's a masterpiece and a perfect deconstruction of the slut genre.

>>122064953
I still have dibs on second-to-last.
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>>122065091
>>122065076
Translation when?
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>>122065076
>manga has the same disgusting fake cuteness that she does
How is that ironic? She hates cuteness because that's all she knows.
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>>122065200
it's right here >>122065091 you dingus
look it up on batoto

speaking of which, on batoto it says completed, is there really no more of the nadeko harem?
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>>122055377
shinobu doesn't want to speak with crab after all those gentle walking crab did with araragi
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>>122065275
>ending it after that crazy plot twist
It better not be over.
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>>122065733
>snake
>doing anything other than teasing you
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Why didn't they just send Tsukihi to go kill Medusa Nadeko? Tsukihi can't be killed.
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>>122065933
If she can't be killed than what was Yozuru trying to do?
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>>122055377
Quick question.
I just finished Bakemonogatari. It felt mediocre.
Though a bit after I found out the site I watched it on cut out all the openings except Staple Stable, which was only in the first couple episodes.
So I was wondering if its worth re-watching it for the openings.
probably just gonna watch them on YouTube.
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>>122065981
She can be exorcised but not killed.

>>122065933
Pure persistance ain't gonna win against thousands of snakes
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>>122065933
Tsukihi can't be killed, but she isn't even a fighter. She's the weaker fire sister.
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>>122065981
Yozuru is a blood knight who get the kicks from hunting immortals.
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>>122065933
Just because she can't be killed doesn't mean her attacks can defeat a god.
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>>122066009
>streaming
>openings cut out
Where did you watch it, Crunchyroll?
get bloatgirls
also SS is a big improvement on Bake, at least I thought so
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>>122066177
you're about the only one.
Kabuki and Oni sucked.
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Why Kaiki wouldn't let Araragi talk to Nadeko after he exorcised her? She couldn't hurt him anymore.
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>>122055547
I love you brother. But, I think we're the only two anons in the universe who have the hots for Gaen.

Somebody tell me I'm wrong.
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>>122055878
But how about that Episode with both of them in it?

What an Episode!

(Gaen first please. You can have the 6 year old.)
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>>122066251
Because he actually wanted Nadeko to grow up?
RRRG GTFO'ing out of her life was the only way she could learn some self-reliance

>>122066220
>Kabuki and Oni sucked
I liked the latter part of Oni, ending was pretty good
Also Otori and Koi more than make up for them
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>>122066251
>implying anyone cares about Araragi
It's so he would stop being a bad influence on her.
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>>122055377
Crab is aware of the lifelong bond that Bat and Araragi have, so she sees Bat as more of a "final boss". Shit is going to go down when Crab is on her dying bed.
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>>122055941
That's what was so important. Gaen and Episode were going to meet Yotsugi for a threesome, but Gaen was complaining because she wants two dicks instead of another chick.
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>>122066251
For Nadeko's own good. She uses Araragi as an emotional crutch and Araragi is too soft on her to resist treating her like a victim.
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>>122066390
>>122066394
Nadeko could grow up while still being just friends with araragi. Everyone's leaving araragi these days

>cat left
>snail left
>snake left
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>>122057117
Oh shit there are 3 of us! Fuck yah!
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>>122066177
Well I'll gonna watch Nisemonogatari Next though I just really felt like I missed a large part of the overall experience of Bake.
I'm pretty sure the site was called animereborn.net.
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>>122057618
I think Bat is actually wise enough to let Araragi have his fun with a mortal lover and then take him for her own once she dies of natural causes.
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>>122066460
Araragi is a shit and a terrible enabler.
Cat and snake are better off without him.
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>>122057662
>Crab on Bat banter would cause the universe to explode.
I would love to see that. It'd be the most sharp tongued thing in existence with Araragi bluntly standing between them trying to make friends.
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>>122066467
Gaen terrifies me, I feel like I'm about to be castrated just by seeing her.
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>>122066460
>cat left
Only temporarily to confuse... Ougi I think? I can't quite remember

>>122066481
you're missing a large part of the overall experience of anything by streaming 240p shit, just don't do it

>>122066591
>Gaen terrifies me
but you're fine with Ougi?
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>>122058727
>Hey big brother, I dressed in a few Noodles today!
I enjoyed reading that so much.
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>>122066390
Neko shiro was better than otori and even the good three arcs don't negate the bad 2. Bake was more solid overall.
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>>122066722
Bake has the date episode which blows everything out of the water
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>>122066259
Gaen makes my dick go diamonds
her smugness is too much for me.
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>>122060311
>my sides. "is your anus pliable?" sides: obliterated
You know they're into it.
Also, you know Crab wants a threesome. Badly.
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>>122066572
I'm really glad Cat is mature enough to stay away from him a bit.

>>122066646
>but you're fine with Ougi?
Ougis a punk bitch, I'm not scared of kids and their emotional problems. Gaen is way too intimidating for me to handle.
Also didn't Cat leave to search for Oshino?
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>>122060679
Because she's great for bullying?
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>>122062802
How can she be a slut if she just wants him to see her naked? And then pleasure her endlessly with the D while porking her butthole with his finger?

You know that's what all the girls wanted in middle school.
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I bet crab becomes incredibly dere in bed.
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>>122066871
>I'm not scared of kids
It's not a kid, It's some thing that's writing the whole story by manipulating people's lives. And those fucking eyes man, they pierce your soul
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>>122062885
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>>122066994
I'm convinced that snake doesn't even want the D. She doesn't know what sex even is. She just acts clumsily lewd in front of him because she wants to seduce him in order to play out her fantasy of having him as her boyfriend and that's the only way she knows how.
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>>122066908
why are you so mean anon?
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>>122066115
I've never wanted someone to stand on my erect penis to avoid the lava more.
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>>122067003
Of course she is.
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>>122067192
Why is she wearing a granny cardigan?. Is she into vintage clothing?
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>>122067003
menage trois: Koyomi+crab+bat
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>>122067524
It was her mom's sweater.
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>>122067033
I haven't read any of the books (besides kizu) so I don't know the full extent of Ougi, but as someone who likes abominations and horror monster girls, I think Ougi just looks kind of cute and weak.
Gaen is so confident and smug, with the superiority and knowledge to actually back it up.
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>>122067424
That looks so much worse than the actual screenshot.
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>>122067424
>deviantArt
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>>122067698
"Fuck me in my mom's cardigan, you dirty daddy!"

I love Crab.
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>>122067003
>>122067192
Wait... if Shinobu hides in Ararararagi's shadow while he fucks crab, does that mean bat is fucking her too?
and feels it?
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>>122065733
that's not the last chapter
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>>122068100
Oh fantastic, I will wait patiently for scanlation.
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>>122068099
Oh boy, here we go again.
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>>122068163
As soon as we scan it I can clean it and finish translation
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>>122068201
As long as that batfag who claims Araragi is still a virgin doesn't show up again.
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>>122068299
>has shadow penetrated by bat on a regular basis
>virgin
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>>122068201
Where would you most like to kiss a Shinobu?
Shinobutt>Shinobuarmpits>Shinobufeet>Shinobelly>Shinobuhair>Shinobreasts>Shinobuthighs>Shinobulips>Shinobu____>Shinobuvulva
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>>122068248
Ganbatte anon.
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>>122068448
Shinobu is a pure maiden, so the answer is Shinobulips obviously.
Then everywhere else.
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Nadeko da yo~
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>>122055547
Gaen needs a good dicking and I know just the right man for the job.
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>>122066009
Good edge.
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>>122068448
>no shinobuhands
Outta mah thread fegit
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>>122068510
I would give so much just to kiss even her ears or knees.
How can she be so attractive?

>>122068609
That falls under ____, they are perfect as well.
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>>122068558
You lost me.
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>>122068648
because you are a perverted lolicon
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>Nadeko's first name is the alternate reading of the name nadeshiko (撫子), which is derived from a flower of the Dianthus species. The word "nadeshiko" is also used to denote a perfect woman under Japanese standards. Literally, the name means "lovable, caressable girl".

Snake haters BTFO.
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Official Monogatari tier list

BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL TIER
Snail

KAIKI TIER
Kaiki

GODDESS TIER
Crab
Vampire

TOP TIER
Bee
Monkey
Adult vampire

HIGH TIER
Phoenix
Black cat

MID TIER
Cat
Doll
Kagenui

LOW TIER
Gaen

SHIT TIER
Ougi

WORSE THAN SHIT TIER
Snake
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>>122068100

Why is there a star in her mouth?
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>>122068688
>Not being a lolicon
>Being a normalfag
>mfw

Why
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>>122068688
I know, I love it.
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>>122068793
My negro
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>>122068793
Who likes Numachi above all here? Lonely Devil lover ;_;
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>>122068704
>taking anything in monogatari at face value
sasuga snakefag
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>>122068656
He means me.
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>>122068793
>LOW TIER
>Gaen
You were so close to being my nigga
But you ain't
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>>122068841
>either a lolicon or normalfag
>no other option
no
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>>122069016
I think it's just you bro. I'm glad we have variety here though.
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>>122069016
>someone likes the least popular girl
This always makes me happy, glad she is getting some love too.
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>>122064226
I love her cause she reminds me of myself
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>>122067003
I highly doubt that.
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>>122068448
I want to madly make out with Kiss-Shot as I fondle her ample buttocks.
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>>122069191
Did you go crazy too bro?
I did. For that reason I can't hate on Snake. (that's obviously not the only thing that defines Snake though)
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>crab will never be real and give me the stars

Why do I try so hard to live?
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>>122068940
Aww buh she so cuuute. My penis just goes offline when I see cuteness of this magnitude.
Adult Shinobu on the other hand...
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>>122055547
>knows literally everything
>never actually explains things to anyone

I hate this type of character. Even crab eventually grew on me, but Gaen just ruins the whole story.
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>>122069153
D-Don't say least, p-please.
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>>122068793

>forgetting about the top tier MILF

Unacceptable.
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>>122069337
Cop lady is least popular. Not Mamaragi, the other one with the pencils.
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>>122068648
Ohh, I thought you meant asshole.
Shows you where my mind is...
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>>122069369
She's not even a character or possibly is Mamaragi.
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>>122068448
Her forehead.

Then I'd treat her to donuts.
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>>122069191
Same here.
I don't have any desire to do anything with her, but I can't help love her for how similar she is to me and /a/nons. I love imagining myself as snake and masturbating to threads where anons insult her or lust after her, feels so nice.

>>122069321
She has no reason to.

>>122069369
>>122069416
The one in the past? That was obviously Mamaragi, didn't you see how Koyomi acted?
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>>122069352
She looks like a bad mother. No wonder Araragi came out so fucked up
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Will Monogatari end in a tragic note? I mean you could say Zoku had a happy ending and this is Nisio we're talking about.
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>>122069565
The story is over isn't it?
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>>122069597
There's still another novel coming.
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Just finished watching Monogatari SS. What's the deal with Koyomi's clothes in Tsubasa Tiger at the end? I read on the archive that it's from one of the novels that hasn't been animated yet (or translated, for that matter), but I didn't get that many details.
As far as I can tell from skimming the summaries of Hana and Tsuki it's not from those episodes either.
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>>122069529
I'm confused about that part. He did act kinda weird...
But if this is the case then Koyomi has an oedipus complex. Which works because Hitagi has an electra.
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>>122069631
That arc hasn't been aniamted yet.
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Aviator cap Shinobu's cuteness cures cancer.
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>>122069631
The story has YET TO UNFOLD!
You find out later in Owarimonogatari. Happens at the same time as TsubaTiger.
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>>122069565
After that one, they'll publish the real end in which all of them die brutally at the hands of a cliff, whe Kaiki cons them into walking off it.
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>>122069644
I'd be nervous too.
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Novelfags, I've heard Araragi and Kanbaru's mom take a bath together and she offers coitus. Is Kanbaru's mom as flat as her sister?
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>>122069666
Naked Shinobu's softness cures erectile dysfunction.
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>>122069995
Tooe is dead anon.

>>122070120
I want to do anything to any of that.
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>>122069995
Gaen is not flat, she just has a big shirt on.

>>122069666
Hail Satan.
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>>122069995
Kanbarus mom is 10/10 tier

Would take a bath with again.
Fucking araragi sees like 3/4 of the girls in the series naked.
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>>122069995
see
>>122070190

>>122070120
Would bathe/10
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Why is it so hard to find good fanart of this series? It seems most artists have a lot of trouble in being able to replicate it's artstyle decently.

Stuff like pic related is almost as hard to find as a needle in a haystack.
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Reminder that in the alternate timeline where Araragi saved snail:
Araragi gets killed by Cat
Cat gets killed by Crab
Crab gets sent to jail, or dies from suicide/being killed by Cat
Bat dies
Bee and Phoenix are emotionally scarred, also probably virgins for life, Phoenix potentially exorcised as well
Snake remains the "cute" girl for the rest of her life. She doesn't get to become a god because Ougi doesn't exist.
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>>122070235
How do you know Anon? Did you see her in your reflection?
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>>122070248
>Shinobu will never casually tease your erection while sharing your bath
I like to think she keeps pushing Araragi to see how much he can take before he snaps and fucks her silly.
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>>122070266
Danbooru, pixiv, still nothing good?

That is one bling Shinobu. Do want on neck.
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>>122070266
Is it worse than on model artwork that commits heresy?
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>>122070313
Pic: "Hmm, dick up my butt. Not bad."

She's such a tease. "Who do you like more?"
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>>122070276
Yet another reason why it's impossible to hate Snail.
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>>122070330
You'd be surprised how much shitty fanart there is on pixiv, especially for a show as popular as Monogatari.
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>>122070367
>Shinobu with panties
Oh my, that's so wrong.
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>>122070276
you're letting on, Anon.

Yeah, that timeline sucks. Except for adult Snail. "Oh, hello there hot boy, I'm SO lonely. Would you like to have some 'tea' with me?" "No, sorry, got to save the world now. Which really could wait until whenever the fuck, but I gotta go NOW." Seriously?? WTF is wrong with Araragi?
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OISHII? OISHII? OISHII DESS?
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>>122070506
:( ANON MY HEART!
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>>122070535
Don't type like that.
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>>122070554
buh muh heart...
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>>122070535
Crustaceans feel no pain, therefore it is morally fine to bully the crab.
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Yess, I finally found my favorite SFW Shinobu image.

>that smiling face of pure happiness
>those stiff nips showing through her sundress

The perfect mixture of cute and slightly lewd.
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Is it okay to dick your loli vampire?
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>>122070671
Is it okay not to when she needs it so badly?
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>>122070700
She needs H tits first then we can talk about dicking.
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>>122070671
Only if requested.
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>you will never spank Shinobu and then rub aloe on her tender behind
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>>122070700
>>122070740
I don't really know how to take care of one
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>>122068704
>Missing the entire point of Snake's character
The reason she's such an unhinged psycho is because she's a pampered spoiled little girl that looks cute, and all that fawning got to her head.
Holy shit, you should know this if you're a snakefag
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>>122070843
>Holy shit, you should know this if you're a snakefag
Snakefags are snakefags BECAUSE they don't understand her character.
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>>122068793
Phoenix is at least Monkey level.
Other than that, agreed
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>>122069016
Devil is high to top tier for me.
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>>122070755
The pact of loli vampire and master is a simple one: you provide the blood, and she provides the loli.
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>>122068793
Crab overrated as hell, but still a good list.
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>>122069644
Even in the novels there's nothing suspicious brought up about the cop lady, and Araragi should be able to recognize his mom from when he was 7. But it certainly looks like her in the anime.
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>>122070843
>>122070875
What you see as flaws I see as perfection. It's right in her name, niggers. Deal with it.

Tbh, I don't even like Snake that much, I was just trying to piss off some faggots who think she is a shit for the wrong reasons. She's only like my fourth favorite Monogatari girl.
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was nise- supposed to be just a movie kind of?
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>>122070439
A percentage of all fanart is going to be shit. A popular show will get more fanart. Therefore more popular shows will get more shit fanart.
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>>122070276
Maybe, but remember that the world starts to end the day Araragi dies. Not enough time for all that shit to go down before everyone becomes vampire zombies.
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>>122071146
What was the wrong reason?
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>>122068793
100% correct sir.
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>>122071332
Her being a crazy psychopath. Psycho women are cute.

She has some other flaws though, but this isn't one of them in my opinion.
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>>122055377
>Most popular girls in the show don't get any screen time together.

I'm sure they will probably interact next season.
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>>122071465
>Psycho women are cute.
Edgy. Now take your shit taste and fuck off.
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>>122071465
So... why do you think she's a shit?
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May we take a moment to discuss doll and her mysterious panties?
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>>122071663
Pleb detected..

>>122071668
I don't? But I don't think she's a best either. I just... sort of like her.
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>>122071885
>wanting to murder people makes her kuhwhyee
If this isn't textbook edgy retard, I don't know what is.
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>>122071933
>I'm an autist who doesn't know how to differentiate between fiction and reality
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>>122071869
This is one theory.
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>>122072041
Keep making excuses for having t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m taste.
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>>122072165
My favorite girl is Shinobu, autist.
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>>122071869
Fake. Doll would never have that expression except in zokuowari .
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>>122072222
I don't care who your favorite girl is. I want retards who spout edgy bullshit to fuck off.
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>>122072325
>muh edgy

When is this retarded buzzword going to die off? Is it on life support or something? It should've died off months ago already.
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>>122072053
Not enough fan art has come from that scene.

>>122072325
Jesus christ anon what's up your ass? It's fine to like crazy, Yanderes and all that shit exist for a reason.
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>>122072041
How does her being a fictional character excuse your terrible taste?
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>>122072279
maybe it is reverse?
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>>122071465
>Psycho women are cute.
This horrible taste
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