>"Wait a minute, Patrick...I'M the maniac!"
What kind of fool do you take me for?
Now is there any other kira's I need to know about?!?
Damn, I wanted to claim that one for pic-related.
“It’s a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. Let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you’ve never felt before.”
I say, I'm already halfway there!
>How can we protect ourselves?
>I've got it! Let's all buy a Krabby Patty!
>We should lock our doors!
>We should call my nephew!
>We should dig a moat!
>We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!
>That idea may just be crazy enough... to get us all killed!!
Is it bee boo boo bop, or bee boo bee boo boo bop?
>HEY EVERYONE! The talking dog at the shell-shack? It's, SINGING!
"I wonder if a fall from this height will be enough to kill me."
Can I have everybody’s attention?
I have to use the bathroom.
"You broke my heart, now I'm gonna break something of yours"
"Wheres my drink?!"
Spognebob, you can't just expect my usual brand of stupidity. I like to mix it up for you. Keep you on your toes.
>He doesn't know Spongebob quotes.
>He doesn't know how to look quotes up.
>Not "IT WAS HIS HAT, MR. KRABS! HE WAS NUMBER ONE!"
You blew it harder than >>121035890
There is nothing funny about what you did in there, Patrick! You got me in trouble! You got me moved to the back of the room! You cost me one of my Good Noodle Stars!
ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle
Jesus what a fuck up.
I actually feel embarassed.
It feels like somebody...wants to sell me something!
I knoow of a place where you never get harmed, a maaagical place with maaagical charms, indoors, indoors, innnndooooors!
>first go like thiiiiiiis
>double-take 3 times. 1,2,3
>stop on your right don't forget it!
>now it's time to bring it around town. Bring it around toooown...
>then you do this
>and that and then!
>Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery?
I don't understand, why would Archer want to kill me? I haven't said two words to the guy!
"You broke my heart. Now I'm gonna break something yours!"
>the shit era of spongebob has been on the air longer than the good era
Sakura, I’m reflecting its blows like I’m made of some sort of steely material.
I lost something once. I lost something I couldn't live without - my identity.
Forget about it! I just can't take so much kindness in one sitting! Need... hatred..."
Did I Lelouch? Did I? Or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to nuke them?
Then the walls will ooze green slime! Wait no they always do that.
>You mean you've never heard the story of the... hash-slinging slasher?
You had to kill him, the boy cries you a sweater of tears and you kill him. How are you gonna live with your self.
It's too bad Osu isn't here to enjoy Osu not being here.
>Quick, Patrick, without thinking: if you could have anything right now, what would it be?
>Um… more time for thinking.
"Hey Patrick, what am I?"
"No, I'm Texas!"
"What's the difference?"
fug let's do this again
"I saw it! It was big! It was all wiggly! And it ATE EVERYTHING!"
>That’s it mister! You just lost your brain privileges!
>“Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!”
>F is for fire that burns down the whole town
>U is for you and me!
>N is for no survivors WHEN YOU
>We’re not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic.
>Umm, I got it. Let’s get naked!
>“If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright”.
This is Olaf,
this is Olaf,
this one is Olaf,
So let me guess, your name is...
That's right, Gordon!
>Now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz!
>WHY SPONGEBOB, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST DO YOUR HOMEWORK?
>“Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!”
>Get off me, I'm not Chaika
>Are you Chaika now?
"Is Avatar the Last Airbender a Anime"
"No Patrick Avatar the Last Airbender is not an anime."
"The Legend of Korra isn't an Anime either"
Over the line, don't trigger my PTSD
Hi, I am very ugly, but you should enjoy the movie anyway.
I think this would work better even if you have to change the colors a little
"You have the physique of Atlas!"
"Thanks, I work out"
"Hahahaha! Make poses with me!"
"This isn't your average everyday darkness. This is...
"Well there's your problem, you have it set to M for mini when it should be set to W for wumbo"
Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you're not in a coma!
>Okay. Uhh... Secretly... I'm a little bit naive.
>Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you’re not in a coma!
I knew a guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy's cousin...
>Let me tell you the story of the ugly barnacle, he was SO ugly EVERYONE DIED.
Pink hat? Oh, that's not a hat, that's my brain.
>"IT WAS HIS HAT, MR. KRABS! HE WAS NUMBER ONE!"
>"Now I'm a jerk and everybody loves me!"
>That hat makes you look like a girl.
>Am I a pretty girl?
>Representing the Chum Bucket, a creature so fearsome, so terrible, so mind-bendingly large, that those of you with weak constitutions may want to leave the stadium. Ready or not, here he comes. Quake with fear, you mortal fools. Bow down before the awesome might of...this huge guy who is carrying the real contestant...Kaguya!"
>And there's still so much stuff to do! We gotta climb some things!
>We gotta jump off of stuff!
>We gotta ride!
>I don't wanna go to sleep yet!
>I can't burn carbs in my sleep!
>Why don't we take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else
>So you like kicking butts do ya old man?
I'll take a Double Triple Balty Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
>He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.
I can't believe that out of all the Spongebob Quote threads that /a/ has had
This was the only good one.
I DON'T NEED THIS SUIT
AND I DON'T NEED THIS HELMET NEITHER
"Once opon a time there was an ugly barnacle l. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end."
"Sometimes we have to go inside ourselfs to solve our problems."
What's a gorilla doing underwater in the first place?
F is for fire that burns down the whole town!
U is for uranium ... bombs!
N is for no survivors ...
"The phone will ring...but there'll be nobody there!"
"You don't pay me. We don't even exist. We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought."
And three cheers for the frycook who took my place while I was gone: Squidward!
BOO YOU STINK
Good bye, I'll remember you all in therapy!
Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted?
Now he’s a bronzefish.
Exactly who are you trying to impress here, ya little tryhard faggot?
Aww, little baby mad he got told to fuck off?
Dumb people are so blisfully unaware of how dumb they really are...
>I didn’t want to tell you this in front of Patrick, but that hat makes you look like a girl.
>Am I a pretty girl?
And then right where your standing, I found this bag of peanuts. HAH! Ohh I am so close to solving this crime I can almost taste it.
You'll never catch me, not when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!
>You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought?
>Isn’t this great Squidward? It’s just the 3 of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us.
You know, if I were to die right now in some kind of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that'd just be alright.
>you rub it on your skin, and it makes you live forever
>Run for your lives, everyone! It's the appetizer!
That quote's applicable to about 95% of anime
These threads were fun
I miss old /co/, christ. This was one of the last good things to come out of that whole board.
>What are you doing?
>Oh, you know, just hanging around.
>Go away, Cant you see I'm trying to forget you?
>People talk loud when they want to act smart right?
Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!
"Now that we're men, we can do anything."
>Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?
Well, it's not a secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets. Secretly.
Do you smell it? That smell. That kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells...smelly
Wanna see me run to that mountain and back?
You wanna see me do it again?
>Did I Patrick? Did I? Or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it?
was this character made to balance Akagi's bullshit? cause they are similar except Akagi has actual talent and Kaiji cracks like an egg under pressure, yet they both refuse to stop playing Chicken
>ctrl-f chops are too righteous
>ctrl-f rev up those
>ctrl-f i need it
>ctrl-f big meaty claws
>ctrl-f bring it around town
Well, at least a few of you are doing it right
>I can't anything do right since because pickles.
>That was a close one
>That was an even closer one!
No, Gary. I like wearing my underwear like this.
Can't you see this is all a trick? The aliens are projecting our memories onto the environment! They're trying to confuse us, Patrick.
"Hey bud... you just roll in from stupid town?"
Just get out of here you stupid, dumb animal!
>Me too! I love air! Air is good. The more air, the better! Can't get enough of that air.
You've seen this BEFORE?
Eleven times as a matter of fact
Here, please hit me as hard as you can
Don't hold back
>Can you reproduce by budding? Can you? Can you?
>The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
THE SPILLED MILK REPRESENTS RAPE
Then join me as I take you on a "Journey into Normality".
"You just can't wait for me to die, can you?"