Summarize an Anime with a Spongebob quote.
MOOOOOODS
>"Wait a minute, Patrick...I'M the maniac!"
>>121033823
kill yourself.
Fuck off.
>All Anime Original Endings
SOILED IT
>Aldnoah.Zero
"Too bad that didn't kill me."
This thread was only good once in the history of it's reposts on this board.
It was an amazing thread though.
It just ain't gonna work again.
>>121033858
that episode, wui uiii wuiii wuuiii HAAHAHHAAA, he is hidden in the same spot you are, get out of there now!!!!
What kind of fool do you take me for?
He's kira,
she's kira,
you're kira,
I'M, KIRA!
Now is there any other kira's I need to know about?!?
>>121034301
Damn, I wanted to claim that one for pic-related.
>>>/tv/53246917
Why did you post the same thread in /tv/?
“It’s a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. Let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you’ve never felt before.”
The Inner Machinations of my mind are an enigma.
I say, I'm already halfway there!
Halfway there!
Halfway there!
>>121033823
>>>/co/
Please stop making these thread its boring.
>How can we protect ourselves?
>I've got it! Let's all buy a Krabby Patty!
>We should lock our doors!
>We should call my nephew!
>We should dig a moat!
>We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!
>That idea may just be crazy enough... to get us all killed!!
>>121034851
Would describing a show with a spongebob quote be /co/ enough to be it's own thread there?
Is it bee boo boo bop, or bee boo bee boo boo bop?
>HEY EVERYONE! The talking dog at the shell-shack? It's, SINGING!
"I wonder if a fall from this height will be enough to kill me."
Can I have everybody’s attention?
I have to use the bathroom.
>>121034857
>Not Valvrave
FIRMLY GRASP IT
"You broke my heart, now I'm gonna break something of yours"
"Wheres my drink?!"
>>121034478
>>121035369
Spognebob, you can't just expect my usual brand of stupidity. I like to mix it up for you. Keep you on your toes.
"Calm down. It's only a drawing."
Mr. Superawesomeness, tear down this wall!
What kind of autist knows spongebob quotes by heart?
>>121034366
>Not Chaika
Ya blew it
>>121035795
>He doesn't know Spongebob quotes.
>He doesn't know how to look quotes up.
But it's fun!
>>121034366
>Meow.
>>121033823
>He was the #1
>>121036022
I'm outta here.
>>121036039
>the #1
>Not "IT WAS HIS HAT, MR. KRABS! HE WAS NUMBER ONE!"
You blew it harder than >>121035890
I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR BUTT
IM A GOOFY GOOBER ROCK
There is nothing funny about what you did in there, Patrick! You got me in trouble! You got me moved to the back of the room! You cost me one of my Good Noodle Stars!
>>121036258
ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle ima good noodle
>>121036107
Jesus what a fuck up.
I actually feel embarassed.
Well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb.
>>121035180
>not Yuyushiki
I call this Bold and Brash
It feels like somebody...wants to sell me something!
>>121036636
More like it belongs in the trash
Don't you usually start these shitty threads with greentext?
>>121036506
You expect me to have watched that shit?
>>121036827
Well, yeah. Don't you like fun things?
>>121036856
I had fun once.
I knoow of a place where you never get harmed, a maaagical place with maaagical charms, indoors, indoors, innnndooooors!
>>121035795
Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
"Take it easy, it's just a drawing."
>first go like thiiiiiiis
>spin-around STOP
>double-take 3 times. 1,2,3
theeeen...pelvic thrust!
>woooo, woooo
>stop on your right don't forget it!
>now it's time to bring it around town. Bring it around toooown...
>then you do this
>then this
>and this
>and that
>and this
>and that
>and this
>and that and then!
So, you wanna know if I can FEEL it?
>>121036904
>>121037062
>Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery?
Here lies Emiya's hopes and dreams.
>>121037139
>Emiya
Not a Spongebob quote.I GOTTA BE THE MARBLE works for UBW
>>121037139
I don't understand, why would Archer want to kill me? I haven't said two words to the guy!
>Spongebob thread
>drugs thread
What's going on?
"You broke my heart. Now I'm gonna break something yours!"
>>121037186
What a baby.
What I learned in boating school is
>the shit era of spongebob has been on the air longer than the good era
>>121037415
WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS
>>121037282
Sakura, I’m reflecting its blows like I’m made of some sort of steely material.
Once there was an ugly barnacle
I lost something once. I lost something I couldn't live without - my identity.
Forget about it! I just can't take so much kindness in one sitting! Need... hatred..."
Did I Lelouch? Did I? Or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to nuke them?
>>121037458
>>121037415
BLANKITY BLANKITY BLANK
>Hey, he's not bad looking for a maniac...
Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?
Not untilpart4.
Then the walls will ooze green slime! Wait no they always do that.
>You mean you've never heard the story of the... hash-slinging slasher?
Perfect. Censorship.
>>121037717
>>121037747
Not bad.
We did it Simon! We saved the galaxy!
>>121036107
>>121036039
it fits on so many levels
I wonder if luf will ever find out that hat wasRogers
YELLOW
PINK
You had to kill him, the boy cries you a sweater of tears and you kill him. How are you gonna live with your self.
>Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me.
It's too bad Osu isn't here to enjoy Osu not being here.
>>121034851
It's more of a /v/ thing actually. Never actually seen a spongebob quote thread on /co/.
>>121033823
Kill yourself
>>121037986
fix'd
>>121038034
>Quick, Patrick, without thinking: if you could have anything right now, what would it be?
>Um… more time for thinking.
"I saw it! It was big! It was all wiggly! And it ATE EVERYTHING!"
"Hey Patrick, what am I?"
"Stupid?"
"No, I'm Texas!"
"What's the difference?"
>>121038081
fug let's do this again
"I saw it! It was big! It was all wiggly! And it ATE EVERYTHING!"
"Here lies Squidward's hopes and dreams"
>That’s it mister! You just lost your brain privileges!
>“Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!”
>>121038159
>F is for fire that burns down the whole town
>U is for you and me!
>N is for no survivors WHEN YOU
>We’re not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic.
>Umm, I got it. Let’s get naked!
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
>“If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright”.
This is Olaf,
this is Olaf,
Olaf,
this one is Olaf,
Olaf, Olaf,
erm....Olaf!
So let me guess, your name is...
That's right, Gordon!
>Now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz!
>Stupid inflatable pants!
>WHY SPONGEBOB, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST DO YOUR HOMEWORK?
FINLAND!
>I married a sea bear
>>121038434
>New Spongebob
Get out
>“Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!”
>Get off me, I'm not Chaika
>Are you Chaika now?
"Is Avatar the Last Airbender a Anime"
"No Patrick Avatar the Last Airbender is not an anime."
"The Legend of Korra isn't an Anime either"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sENv36NhRO8
>>121038487
>>121038238
Over the line, don't trigger my PTSD
Hi, I am very ugly, but you should enjoy the movie anyway.
>>121037933
I think this would work better even if you have to change the colors a little
>Holographic meatloaf?.... My favorite!
"You have the physique of Atlas!"
"Thanks, I work out"
"Hahahaha! Make poses with me!"
"OK!"
"This isn't your average everyday darkness. This is...
Advanced darkness."
"Well there's your problem, you have it set to M for mini when it should be set to W for wumbo"
Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you're not in a coma!
>Okay. Uhh... Secretly... I'm a little bit naive.
>Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you’re not in a coma!
"Me arms!"
>>121038944
I giggled.
>>121034851
The waifu and best girl threads are just below this one, faggot
I knew a guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy's cousin...
>>121037932
It was. You'd know this even if you just watched the anime.
>>121034413
Why were you in /tv/?
>>121037039
ayyee lmao
>>121038487
Got me, fucking hell.
>>121035084
underrated post
Come on Squidward, what's better than serving up smiles?
Being dead or anything else.
>Let me tell you the story of the ugly barnacle, he was SO ugly EVERYONE DIED.
BACKING UP
BACKING UP
BACKING UP
Backing up...
Backing up.
Pink hat? Oh, that's not a hat, that's my brain.
>>121033823
We /v/ now?
>>121035675
>that filename
>>121036107
>"IT WAS HIS HAT, MR. KRABS! HE WAS NUMBER ONE!"
>"Now I'm a jerk and everybody loves me!"
>>121039406
I chuckled.
>>121039323
>That hat makes you look like a girl.
>Am I a pretty girl?
>>121039448
>you will never be a pretty girl
I... am a man!
>>121037039
Man this brings me back to elementary school days. So glad I'm not the only one who made this connection.
>Representing the Chum Bucket, a creature so fearsome, so terrible, so mind-bendingly large, that those of you with weak constitutions may want to leave the stadium. Ready or not, here he comes. Quake with fear, you mortal fools. Bow down before the awesome might of...this huge guy who is carrying the real contestant...Kaguya!"
>And there's still so much stuff to do! We gotta climb some things!
>Climb!
>We gotta jump off of stuff!
>Jump!
>We gotta ride!
>Ride!
>I don't wanna go to sleep yet!
>Wait Sandy!
>I can't burn carbs in my sleep!
>>121038723
Has anyone seen the new movie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mZUeaov6IY
>Why don't we take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else
"OUTA MY WAY HES GOING TO KICK MY BUTT!"
Lurkin hard
>>121039579
Oh god that's fucking perfect.
>>121033823LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE
>>121039869
>So you like kicking butts do ya old man?
I'll take a Double Triple Balty Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
>He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.
>>121040010
I can't believe that out of all the Spongebob Quote threads that /a/ has had
https://archive.moe/a/thread/101295344/#101295344
This was the only good one.
>>121034937
underrated post
>>121040167
Jesus fucking christ almighty.
>>121040221
A lot of these are actually really good. A lot are very, very bad too
>americans
>>>/co/
>>121040167
i've made one of those i couldn't finish it though
>>121040330
This is actually more of a /v/ thread
http://www.dorkly.com/post/72037/4chan-uses-spongebob-quotes-to-describe-over-30-videogames
I feel like downloading the first 3 seasons of Spongebob now. Maybe even the first movie.
>>121040404
Do it, first few seasons were gold, bought the entire first season years ago.
I DON'T NEED THIS SUIT
AND I DON'T NEED THIS HELMET NEITHER
"Once opon a time there was an ugly barnacle l. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end."
>>121039750
>>121040462
"What do you do all day when I'm gone?"
"Wait for you to come back."
>>121037415
Fuck. I fell out of bed over that one
Fuck this thread
>>121040176
Most of those are really bad, they make the ones in this thread look funny.
>>121040462
What episode is that quote from? Don't remember it.
>>121040389
>dorkly
"Sometimes we have to go inside ourselfs to solve our problems."
>>121040595
The one when Sandy tries to outdo the sea creatures. I forget the name.
>>121040595
Land v.s. water
What's a gorilla doing underwater in the first place?
>>121039851
Oh, I get it.
Because he was already dead!
>>121040595
Pressure.
Best Episode.
YOU'RE GOOD
YOU'RE GOOD
YOU'RE GOOD
YOU'RE GOOD
YOU'RE GOOD...PERFECT
>>121040691
>>121040722
>>121040787
Thanks, remember it now.
"'U's for uranium... BOMBS!"
F is for fire that burns down the whole town!
U is for uranium ... bombs!
N is for no survivors ...
>>121040903
Fuck forgot pic.
"The phone will ring...but there'll be nobody there!"
"You don't pay me. We don't even exist. We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought."
>>121034937
>>121035084
>>121035167
>>121036039
>>121036796
>>121038245
>>121038449
>>121038723
This is a good thread
>East?! Oh, I thought you said Weest!
>>121040939
But that doesn't summarize the anime at all retard.
>>121040942
Alternative option
And three cheers for the frycook who took my place while I was gone: Squidward!
Hip hip
Boo
hip pip
boo
hip pip
BOO YOU STINK
>>121040978
Not really, judging by the fact that you only selected all the /v/core shit and it's filled full of /v/tards like you.
I want to make one with "oh, my aching tentacles" but I can't find a suitable image.
>>121041046
You've got a strange obsession with /v/.
>>121041046
>you only selected all the /v/core shit and it's filled full of /v/tards like you.
He didn't quote the whole thread, though.
>>121041001
You're really mean.
Good bye, I'll remember you all in therapy!
>>121041072
Are you new?
Actually, you don't really need to answer that.
>>121041124
>Actually, you don't really need to answer that.
Don't worry, the truth wouldn't make you happier anyway.
>>121041072
Maybe you being a /v/tard is just that obvious.
Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted?
Now he’s a bronzefish.
>>121037431
Spongebob is the Simpsons of children's television
"ravioli raviloi great barrier reef!"
>>121041169
Exactly who are you trying to impress here, ya little tryhard faggot?
>Well, art is not all fun and games. It's a lot of hard work.
Single file line in front of the register?
>>121039060
but I'm asking if he will find out about the hat's original owner
and yes I did find that out from the anime, but I am reading the manga now
it feels like someone... WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING
Every thread
Guys, you all need to stop having fun RIGHT NOW.
I am desperately doing whatever I can to fit in with the rest of /a/ and you are making this difficult for me.
>>121041252
Nice dots there.
ACT NATURAL!
"CHOOOCHLAATE!!!!"
>>121041305
>>121041351
Aww, little baby mad he got told to fuck off?
Dumb people are so blisfully unaware of how dumb they really are...
What a load of barnacles...
>>121040389
>over 30
Wow, its fucking nothing.
Do journalists ran out of news so they had to fill the gap with "EXTRA EXTRA 4CHAN HAS THREAD WITH FUNNY POSTS ON IT PLZ LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE"?
Fish paste!
>>121033944
>tfw just heard the new HaNL record
shit was rad yo
fuck off retard
>>121041516
Yep.
Turns out stealing content from anonymous users is both easy AND free.
FUTURE!
fuuTURE!
FUUUTUURE!
>>121036284
I'm crying.
>I didn’t want to tell you this in front of Patrick, but that hat makes you look like a girl.
>Am I a pretty girl?
And then right where your standing, I found this bag of peanuts. HAH! Ohh I am so close to solving this crime I can almost taste it.
You'll never catch me, not when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!
The Flying Dutchman: AWOOO
>You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought?
>Isn’t this great Squidward? It’s just the 3 of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us.
You know, if I were to die right now in some kind of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that'd just be alright.
>>121040447
I forgot how good the first few seasons of spongebob actually were. Its a shame it went to shit.
>>121034406
Should I watch Dokuro-chan dubbed?
>It's a giraffe!
>>121042104
>dubbed
>you rub it on your skin, and it makes you live forever
STOP STARIN' AT ME WITH THEM BIG OL' EYES
>Run for your lives, everyone! It's the appetizer!
Are't thou feeling it Mister Krabs?!
>>121042227
>watching spongebob in nippon
>>121036904
10/10
>>121042302
That quote's applicable to about 95% of anime
>>121038487
>Too bad that didn't kill me.
I'm uh in...food service.
>>121038586
Should have been "RWBY isn't an Anime either"
>>121038437
>free-form
>>121038487
8/8
>>121040256
These threads were fun
I miss old /co/, christ. This was one of the last good things to come out of that whole board.
>What are you doing?
>Oh, you know, just hanging around.
I love the young people.
>Sandy's a girl?!
Say hello to bubble buddy
I'm ugly.
And I'm proud.
ill just leave this here
Hmm, a five-letter word for happiness... money.
>Go away, Cant you see I'm trying to forget you?
>>121042769
oh fuck you, that's hilarious
Backing up!
Backing up
Backing up.
backing up...
>>121041192
What episode was this?
>People talk loud when they want to act smart right?
>CORRECT
>>121042842
Squirrel Jokes
>>121042842
Spongebob was doing standup, and his jokes sucked before he turned to insult comedy. Sandy was the first victim.
>>121042769
Fuck me I lost it.
>>121041192
I thought this joke was pretty funny, actually.
Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!
>>121042769
>>121042804
Should I feel bad for laughing at this?;_;
>>121037458
>>121037415
Looks like you two forgot your boat smarts
>>121042720
"Now that we're men, we can do anything."
BLUE JELLY!
>>121040176
Man, I remember being there for that. We just hit every note perfectly.
"Oh my god, a floating shopping list! AAAAH!"
>Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?
Well, it's not a secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets. Secretly.
Do you smell it? That smell. That kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells...smelly
Wanna see me run to that mountain and back?
You wanna see me do it again?
>Did I Patrick? Did I? Or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it?
[dolphin noises]
>>121039696
It is shit
>>121042104
yes you should just for wendee lee
>>121036258
was this character made to balance Akagi's bullshit? cause they are similar except Akagi has actual talent and Kaiji cracks like an egg under pressure, yet they both refuse to stop playing Chicken
>>121043386
nyeh squidward
>>121043347
>>121043375
The sky had a baby!
Spongeboy me bob
>>121040985
Only right answer for that quote.
MY NAME'S
NOT
RICK
>>121043646
Alternatively
>ctrl-f karate
>0 results
>ctrl-f chops are too righteous
>0 results
>ctrl-f rev up those
>0 results
>ctrl-f i need it
>0 results
>ctrl-f chocolate
>0 results
shameful
>ctrl-f big meaty claws
>ctrl-f bring it around town
Well, at least a few of you are doing it right
>I can't anything do right since because pickles.
>>121043375
This is probably the most accurate one in the thread.
>That was a close one
>Welcome back
>That was an even closer one!
>Welcome back
>>121042526
rip monty
>Do it because I told you to
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE
No, Gary. I like wearing my underwear like this.
Can't you see this is all a trick? The aliens are projecting our memories onto the environment! They're trying to confuse us, Patrick.
"Hey bud... you just roll in from stupid town?"
Just get out of here you stupid, dumb animal!
>>121043827
Someone else watched this anime?
Quality post.
>>121043885
I never finished it, though. I think I only got five or so episodes in.
>Me too! I love air! Air is good. The more air, the better! Can't get enough of that air.
Oh i wish i had a nose
You've seen this BEFORE?
Eleven times as a matter of fact
>>121043788
>BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TOO!
>>121043788
>>121043947
10/10
>>121043862
Since when was Shinji strong enough to lift someone off their feet doing a chokehold?
I need... a taylor
>>121044053
i hate myself...so much for spelling that wrong
Here, please hit me as hard as you can
Don't hold back
CHOCOLATE
>You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.
Is there an anime that fits?
>>121043237
ITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Can you reproduce by budding? Can you? Can you?
too lazy to do it myself, disappointed no one did L and and "Did you just say, chocolate?"
>>121041095
>The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.THE SPILLED MILK REPRESENTS RAPE
Then join me as I take you on a "Journey into Normality".
"You just can't wait for me to die, can you?"
Wow, you guys are good. I'm the last person I would have suspected, but I was looking for me all the time! It's the perfect crime!
>How stupid are you?
>It varies.
Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya
>Wow you beat that guy up and you didn't even touch him.