No more best girl...only bestest girl
Wow > Yay
Dere Gahara was cute as fuck though
This nigga knows what's up. My god my heart just melts and I giggle uproariously at the same time. It is a very strange feeling.
Was waiting for someone to post this.
Bake Gahara looked best.
non-crabfag pls leave.
This is the home of crab
She's a cutie patootie for sure, but I don't think she's best girl.
Anyone else put off by this pretentious as fuck series? I loved S1 but ever since then my interest steadily dropped. Now I look at each episode as another chore of Nisio's verbose ramblings to endure. Fuck I haven't even watched Tsuki yet, and deleted all my Bake BD folders to free up space (some 90 gigs worth kek).
Now that I've validated your thinking, you can now freely go about asking if you should watch other things because you obviously can't think for yourself and need others to tell you that you don't like something you clearly aren't enjoying.
OH WOW MY KOKORO
>The moment she called Araragi "Koyokoyo".
>you'll never see your favorite girl ever again
SHIT TASTE ALERT SHIT TASTE ALERT
WARNING WARNING WARNING
>snakefags shitposting a crab thread
So what else is new?
>people are talking about girls
>someone says they like cat
>someone shits on them and says snake is shit (because why not)
>make one post defending nadeko
>monkeyfag needs to make themself seen and shit on snakefags for not taking other people's shit
You're a bullying jock, just like that dyke of yours.
>implying snail isn't bestest girl in all timelines
She was so perfect the universe wouldn't let her stay.
1 - Crab
2 - Snail / Doll / Shinobu
3 - Imoutos / Kaiki
4 - Snake
worst - cat
She won already, has the best va and is moe as fuck, quit deluding yourself, if you don't like her, might as well stop watching the monogatari series.
That's not me, though.
I want to bury my face between those cold, dead thighs
WRONG WRONG SHE WEARS STOCKINGS NOT TIGHTS YOU'RE WRONG I FUCKING HATE YOU
Sorry, I bit my tongue.
I meant Nadeko Medusa.
Cat is the BEST girl.
Haters gonna hate.
You can't stop it.
Nadeko gets raped to death by the temple snakes, then comes back as an evil snake goddess, only to be killed by Araragi without a second thought.
>How graphic is this
Let me put it this way: If I posted screenshots of it, I could get banned. So I'm going to post Kaiki watching as it happens.
holy shit I've been a fucking idiot I didn't watch the 6th koimonogatari episode and instead just went to the next gatari
goddamn it fuck shit fuck kanker, I thought it just ended at 5
>tfw best couple's romance was offscreen
>he didnt watched the climax of koimonogatari
anon, thats like not watching the ep 12 of bake.
Did you really think Shaft would lack subtlety to such a degree as to show that, even if it happened? Were you going to rush and watch it, and maybe masturbate to it, if a middle schooler got raped to death? Why haven't you already seen all of this show? Did you really think your fellow Anon would be so unkind as to actually spoil you?
NOT HIM BUT
GODDAMN IT, SOMETHING EVEN WORSE HAPPENED
FUCKING HELL WHY DID HE HAD TO
DIE HE WAS SO AMAZING
YEAH GODDAMN IT IM FUCKING DISAPPOINTED IN MYSELF, I FUCKED UP, GODDAMN IT!
>Were you going to rush and watch it, and maybe masturbate to it, if a middle schooler got raped to death?
>Why haven't you already seen all of this show?
I got bored with Cat's bullshit narration over a roomba.
Yes, Kaiki Deishuu is dead. He never appears in the show again. He is not in the next arc, which doesn't chronologically take place at the end of the series.
>going into a thread without even seeing the anime
>throwing a hissy fit over fake spoilers
>claiming /a/ is yours
The only shitposter here is you. Please leave.
>getting this upset over being called out as a shitposter
Because he constantly has to deal with a bunch of high school kids' bullshit.
It's his own fault though and he knows it.
>Hanamonogatari chronologically after Monogatari SS
IT WAS SO OBVIOUS, WHY DIDN'T I PICKED THAT UP, OH, MAYBE BECAUSE I DIDN'T WATCH THE LAST EPISODE FUCK CUNT SHIT DAMN IT
Maybe. At the very least, you'd be dumb to treat something like that as grounds for thinking he's alive, because there's no particular reason why it would be against canon for a ghost to change appearance like that.
I love casshew nuts, I'll buy them too
Come back to me when you work out every day for a whole year and you still look like a blobby piece of shit.
Why are the environments in Monogatari so good?
Unless you are the next step in evolution and have figured out how to photosynthesize that is not the problem.
You just have to deal with not being comfortable all the time by being hungry.
You shouldn't have either. And it really isn't that fucking hard to lose weight if you put your mind to it. I knew a guy who weighed about 110 kgs, he's down to 80 now. He went to the gym for like half a year.
Just watching Monogatari.
Holy shit why is Araragi such a fucking faggot.
Tsubasa is so much more likable than that cunt Hitagi. I fucking hate that faggot.
whit is the joke behind this OP?
>anything being too lewd for snake
Are we watching the same show?
I want to be
Yeah, it's on bakatsuki and it's like just 2 pages.
>"Nadeko wishes for the ball in her butt to be removed too!"
What in the actual fuck.
>All I have to say is "Coming soon... No pun intended." is incredibly lewd for Snake.
Are you joking or did you really take it that way? Asking because that translation does seem to obscure what the pun actually was.
>it's why I haven't read Kizu yet
kaka, I hope you're immortal anon
It was probably a pun that didn't translate well.
I would ram my fist into Nadeko's butthole to extract her soul and then fuck it like an onahole.
They could have portrayed it with a series of tasteful extra close ups of the snakes penetrating her all over and abstract representations of her vaginal and anal prolapses gushing enough blood to kill her.
>You have a magical ball in your butt, and kappa want it.
Why is Nadeko Kappa not an arc yet? Why Nisio?
That's not what I mean, they already pretty much showed all that in the first season with the snakes.
This is the best girl.
This is a piece of shit.
>it's actually a pun on English
It isn't though. "Kami" is not a word you would encounter in English normally, while a Japanese speaker probably understands what "coming soon" means. But the point is kinda moot because this is Monogatari.
this is true.
>using English words
>not a pun on English
Am I being rused? The average Japanese probably knows what coming soon means just like the average English anime viewer would know what kami means.
Yes there is, because just prior to that she was talking about how she'd enslave Araragi to do lewd things with.
In the context "coming soon... no pun intended" works quite well.
Because she was cute but barely relevant until she became cute but batshit crazy.
Her arcs finish with no positive character growth, she shows no remorse for what she did and planned to do and just generally acted like a giant shit for most of SS and has no comeuppance where she has to acknowledge what a giant shit she has been.
Senjougahara Hitagi vol. I > Senjougahara Hitagi vol. II
That's a fact.
It's a pun on an English word using a Japanese word. Anime watchers knowing Japanese or English should be able to get it since kami is a word you frequently see in anime and Japan loves English.
I enjoyed her arcs, I still think she's the worst girl but I like her as a character,
how is a normal ponytail a bad hairstyle?
What did she do, other than hurting an immortal who wouldn't get a hint? She even restored the shrine! By the end of the day Snake things are better than they used to be, for everyone (except maybe Kaiki).
>people who still think Kaiki is dead
It's like everyone conveniently chose to forget that Koimonogatari is a story being told by Kaiki himself and that it's "A GOOD STORY" and not completely true
In Koi Kaiki makes it seem like Araragi completely dissapeared during the month he was grooming Snake, but in Tsuki we actually learn that Yomiko-san and Shinobu were going to fight here very often. Am I correct or did I miss something?
she was about to murder araragi and shinobu until crab stopped her. you're in denial, shitty snakefag.
Come on, Anon, at least try to come with a response. Who did Nadeko's actions affect, in the end? The only one who ended up slightly affected was Araragi, who half-turned into a vampire; but that was because he assumed getting killed again and again while turning into a vampire wouldn't have consquences. Nadeko didn't hurt anyone but Araragi's self-righteous pride.
Actually, by the end of koi, she was going to murder Araragi, Shinobu, Hitagi, Hanekawa, Kanbaru, Karen, Tsukihi, Mayoi, Mama and Paparagi and probably a few innocent bystanders.
It's alright but it's no monkey butt.
Reminder that Snake's mental problems could have only been solved by taking psychoactive drugs.
How can one girl be so based?
People keep saying that Chiwa Saitou is an amazing voice actress and it's true but Sawashiro is too based.
Because in a medium like anime black will fuck with your value balance and you'd have to use grey unless you want the contrast to be blown the fuck out. Grey is a poor substitute though so it's easier to just drive the saturation up higher to make up for the value difference and purple is a hue that can handle high saturation easily.
Or because you touch yourself at night.
Hers is solid purple though. She's the only one like that, everyone else has clearly black hair.
Just played around with hue and saturation.
It was my first time, okay? And it was in pain.NET.
>Implying Medaka would be kill even if she deaded.
>canon hair color is brown