>Oniichan http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm225 21025

>>>/b/

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Fuck.

here's the youtube vid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOenzaclYbk

>thought it's an ASMR thread
>ear rape

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>>109786635
>Trying the exact same troll thread as a week ago.

He sounds like Him from the Powerpuff Girls.

This one's simple, but it works https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDO0OAxWvEQ

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>>109786730
Can't unhear.

>>109786635
Counteracting troll ASMR with real ASMR.
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm23918984

I don't get the popularity of ASMR. It's just a whispering fetish video series, isn't it? I don't get the buzz people claim it makes.

It's annoying as fuck.

>>109786635
Requesting Kuroneko ear porn.

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Warning: Lolidudes.

>traps

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>Lolidudes
>in 2014

>>109786635
I was expecting intimate ear cleaning, not blody ear gauging.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEdUC-_y-M0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYbd27q4x48
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYNHf7_j9dQ

Fuck you, OP.

>>109786635
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ3wcNJQ2Dc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh7f7oK91QM
enjoy

This video is ten times worse than Offended in its entirety.

not anime or manga

where are the mods?

the best binaural videos are Russian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLXjHd_aLVg

>>109786635
>http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm22521025
>Lolishits uploading their videos to niconico
>Japs have actually seen this

what is this, i dont even?

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>my face when they're Filipino

I'm killing myself because of this, and I don't mean by jumping off a building on fire, beating cho's high score, or even shooting myself. I'm going to cut off two inches of my body every day and send every single part to your place of residence along with a timed nuclear device. You will have 24 hours to resemble me, then once I am back in one piece you must rape each other until your anuses are bleeding.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_3vmKm3d2Q

Dammit, I had a boner.

>ladyboys

I think their biggest sin is using Geddan in 2014.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z2-3gnsJ4s
Really man, you got a boner over hearing a girl slurp into her mic?

>>109787324
Can't tell if pasta or serious.

The mic feedback from these videos that doesn't exist in actual ear to mouth conversation keeps me from suspending my disbelief.

How is this ASMR when I got raging boner?

Really, guys? Rickrolls died back in 2008.

>>109787299
Aren't filipinos black?

Somebody should post this on >>>/ck/

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>>109787589
>>>/ck/
>>>/cock/
>mfw

>>109787513
I hope you fucking die in a fire, I'm going to do my best to pretend I never read this.

>>109786635
Really wish NicoNico wasn't a bitch with their api points so moot could implement one.

there is something really entertaining about this...

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>>109787630
You can't unhear.
FFFFFGGGGHHHH

Gookin Cookin

>>109786841
It's a specific sensation that can be caused through audio among other things. It's not a fetish, although there is a fetish subcategory (otofechi/erotic asmr).

>>109787745
I call bullshit and the placebo effect on it.

Holy Christ, that's unappetizing as hell.

Fuck.

5:40 master race reporting in.

>>109787196
I wanna hear one that's German. Like she's threatening me or something.

THE FUCK is wrong with you people?

Jesus FUCKING Christ.

>>109787795
It's definitely not a placebo, I knew what the sensation was long before I ever heard of ASMR, and the actual term that ASMR is supposed to stand for is the definition of internet pseudoscience. But if you've ever felt like you've fallen into a trance while someone's washing/playing with your hair or stroking your back, it's pretty much that, just induced through audio only. I'm convinced that it has to do with monkey grooming rituals thanks to reading a Michael Crichton book with a human/monkey hybrid in it.

>>109787950
>I knew what the sensation was long before I ever heard of ASMR
It's all in your mind and even the Wikipedia for this phantom sensation acknowledges it's not scientifically proven.

Also
>Michael Crichton

Why can't I stop watching?

I'd do the one in pink.

ASMR time. Let's keep this thread from going off the rails.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOenzaclYbk#t=53

>>109787950
Bob Ross also does this to me

>>109787359
>Turn on an ASMR video, lie in bed to sleep
>Wake up right at the end feeling like I'm cumming from somwhere inside my head

>>109788031
It's not proven because nobody in their right mind would set aside funding for research into "some guys on the internet feel tingly in their backs sometimes", but it's as real as any other physical sensation can be. And I know right now that it's not a placebo because I've been familiar with the effect for over thirteen years now, way before any fags on the internet started talking about it. But you've got your head stuck up your ass about it, so whatever.

>>109787950
>if you've ever felt like you've fallen into a trance while someone's washing/playing with your hair or stroking your back, it's pretty much that, just induced through audio only.

Anecdotal evidence is not evidence.

>>109788154
>It's not proven because nobody in their right mind
Nice excuse. Am I ruining your fetish?

If you use Nicodouga, I suggest looking for ????, she is godly.

The first is up there as my most listened ASMR file. Either that or Sachi's ear cleaning where she is roleplaying a newly-wed wife.

I never listened to aikakj8.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm18471976

Now for something different.

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>>109787513
I knew it was a bad idea to read through the troll thread.

>>109787060
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEdUC-_y-M0
>This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim

Angry Birds is the only one safe.

>>109787795
>Listen to ASMR tracks.
>Consistently experience pleasurable sensations.
>Giving a fuck about why.

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>>109788404
>consistently get placebo effect due to power of suggestion
>thinks it's a thing even though many people don't get affected by this

I bet you believe in psychic surgery or god too.

>>109786841
it can help you fall asleep if you focus on the stuff though personally only a few ASMR makers work for me

>>109787513
Fuck you in the ass with a porcupine.

>search ASMR on YouTube
>full of whispering bitches

I don't get it.

>>109788438
1/10 trying too hard to drag external topics in.

Did anyone else watch the whole video through?

>>109788515
ASMR, psychic surgery, and voodoo are all the same. Unproven constructs that people choose to believe in rather than replicable concepts with scientific basis.

In other words, bullshit.

I came.

Lolidudes > FREE

Where's the one with the UK fujioshi chick?

>>109788515
What do you do when >>109787513

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>>109786816

Is it me, or are they trying too hard?

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>>109786816
3DPD please

>>109788636
Get better audio or stop paying attention so much. I generally put it on and then read or something.

This is an insult to faggots everywhere.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm20940446
I listen to this every night to sleep.

>>109788724
So in other words, placebo effect because of the power of suggestion?

I haven't seen this video since 2010.

It's in Nico now? Oh boy.

Fuck it. here.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm11278210

Is there a collection of relaxing Japanese asmr, the non-lewd ones?

I have 40gb of worth of lewd, but I regret it because everytime i hear a titfuck or a dicksuck all it does it trigger the asmr. I need something new

>>109788928
>I have 40gb of worth of lewd
and you're not sharing.... why?

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>ASMR
>Realistic sex toys
>Occulus Rift
FUTURE
FUUUUUUTURE
FUUUUUUUUUTUUUUREEE

Contributing for the ears and eyes.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm2360421

>>109788928
http://www.mediafire.com/?aj7y6n24y3bhz#jttdjotktskml
Just the non-H ones I guess. I really like the shirokuma ear cleaning one under non-sasayaki an.

Have you experienced English performance art ASMR?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECgX4vRBUl4

his is one of those things i never knew i would need, but once i try it i aks myself how could i live without it before.

For now on i will listen to these ASMR audios every night before sleeping.

Is like in that time when someone posted a waifu App for android/iPhones that had all those voice acting from your favorite character, even non-popular characters from shitty and terrible shows like Devil survivor 2

/a/ does it again

>posting the shitty jewtube vid
>not posting authentic niconico first hand ASMR
These are the plebs that walk among us.

>>109788550
I've had full body ASMR vibes that have made my eyes roll back in my head. Certain music associated with certain memories can give me similar chills.

any male ones?

>>109787060
I've never felt this light headed and aroused before
This ASMR stuff is really weird

>>109788749
Holy shit, I haven't done this in a while and this gave me hardcore body shivers.

Is it wrong to watch cosplay ASMR and fap?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBg2Df1wiqk

That was probably the most cancerous video I've ever seen.

MY HEAD IS FULL OF FUCK.

>>109786635
Weirdest boner I've had all day.

>>109788438
Except many people experience those tingles without even knowing there is a term behind it? Before I knew ASMR was a thing, I would look up Bob Ross videos and people doing HTML tutorials because the quiet voices/typing gave me weird tingles. I didn't tell anyone about it because even though it wasn't sexual I thought people would take it that way. Then I randomly saw people talking about the sensation and found out about the term ASMR. It's actually kind of nice to know I'm not alone and now I have something specific to search for when I want to feel good/be put to sleep.

Shit. Another shameful thing made by Filipinos. Full cringe mode, godammit.

>>109789147
post the app
please

>>109789388
>Except many people experience those tingles without even knowing there is a term behind it?
Many people experience "relief" through psychic surgery too, but a quite video from James Randi shows that it's the power of suggestion that made it all possible.

>forced meme from 2010 still being posted
Give it up. It's never going to be a thing.

does that guy in pink have a fu manchu mustache? pfffft

>>109787513
ruined muh day

>>109788479
Same. They should just call it whisper fetish and get done with it.

>>109789433
Your suggestion implies a previously implanted concept. Your comparison is nonsensical.

>>109789565
Not at all. The comparison is valid. Both psychic surgery and ASMR is bullshit induced by the placebo effect from people who desperately want to believe it works.

You're no better than a Christian believing in miracles.

Kuroneko's voice always gave me ASMR. I've never seen another character do that, not even another HanaKana character

>no imouto/loli ASMR videos on youtube
Suffering.

>>109788998
https://www.mediafire.com/jperovoice

>>109789719
>using jewtube
>not having a niconico account

I never listen to these for fapping. They are just so relaxing.

Also, on the subject of ASMR, how do I get the tingles all the time?

>Not listening to ASMR while 45 hours into a meth binge.

You haven't lived until the sound of a Japanese girl cleaning your ears sends you into a paranoid panic and you hide under your desk so that the snipers in the black helicopters won't be able to get a clear shot on you.

>>109789787
I think it's possible to actually go through withdrawls. I've never experienced tingles consistently because after a while nothing triggers it. But if I take a break for a week and come back I feel them very intensely.

>>109789838
sorry, over-stimulation* not withrdawls. I don't think I've felt that.

>>109788749
http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ120445.html

If you liked that one, this is better

And the comments go wild.

>>109789980
Everyone fell asleep.

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????????? ????? series
mimimotohizamakura series

With some vocal comprehension, having played love plus and the attachment to the characters brought out the full experience in listening to these for me.

>>109786916
I should read threads first before opening links.

As Italian guy, looking at those guys cooking no... raping the food, makes me rage like an angry great old one.

>>109790066
Speaking of VNs and ASMR, the voice in Amairo Islenauts is fucking great. Especially Masaki's.

This makes me want to die.

>>109790170
A bottle of aspirin only costs $5.

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>>109790170
That's a hassle.

https://www.youtube.com/user/SoftAnnaPL/videos

>>109786635
>not a nigger yelling YO YO YO and blogging his life

>>109790170
Lolidudes: It makes you want to die since 2010.

http://www.japanator.com/i-couldn-t-make-this-sh-t-up-if-i-tried-lolidudes-15311.phtml

I just had my eyes brutally raped by an... Asian... Transsexual.... Cook-Show with bananas..?

Japs doing Jap things, I guess.

>>109790484
>Japs

>>109789242
That feeling you described is why people watch these videos at all. ASMR sounds stupid until you experience it for yourself.

Is Lolidudes ASMR?

Coz I am feeling a bit of a buzz in my head now.

>>109786635
>http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm22521025
>requires Adobe Flash
What is this, 2010? I don't use non-free crap, especially with a security record worse than MS Windows.

>>109791349
You're using a proprietary image board right now.

>>109791349
It has a bad security record being people actually use it, compared to anything loonux

I don't think I ever had this ASMR thing, or maybe when I was much younger.

Maybe clinical depression diminishes one's ability to get it.

I sometimes feel a warm buzz and end up sneezing when I'm comfy-aroused though. Anyone else sneeze when they're comfy and aroused at the same time?

>>109791375
It doesn't run on my machine, so that's less than half as bad.

>>109791420
That's wrong, but this isn't the thread for it.
Also, learn English.

>>109791315
no anon, that's just the cancer

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asmr is lonely people getting catharsis from watching videos of the kinds of comforting physical intimacy that humans need but porn usually doesn't depict

only it would be much too embarrassing for everyone involved to admit that's what it's about so they made up a bogus scientific sounding term for it and pretend it's about "brain tingles" or some shit

best ASMR by far
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm22715160

>>109791762
With that said, why is there no ASMR porn?

???????????

>>109790349
How old is this shit?

>>109791822
There is

>>109791822
There is. There isn't much that is actually meant for ASMR though.

>no cock sucking

Quite disappointed, /a/.

>>109791903
No, I mean actual naked, penetrative ASMR porn.

>>109786675
>it ends
Kill me. ;_;
Need more.
Need a real Jap qt to do this to me.
Maybe I'll go to Vietnam and make friends with a child prostitute.

>>109791762
ASMR isn't only intimacy though. People get it from people shining shoes, fixing pocket watches, educational videos, etc. If I didn't have ASMR I'd think it was a bunch of bullshit too.

>>109792029
>If I didn't have ASMR
It's placebo, anon.

Can someone make ASMR of this?
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm23915389

>>109792064
Okay mate, not going to convince you. Try trolling someone else.

tfw no asmr but listen to this shit every night anyway

just fucking kill me now

>>109791887
>yfw this is five years old
http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSr76FcBgpO_N0Z_ZTGm5A

>>109792064
>butter

margarine is not fucking butter

Why can't people just shut up and fap instead of making up some retarded shit?

You're all a bunch of entry level faggots anyway.

>>109791762
I got the "brain tingles" back when I was a prepubescent kid from getting a hair cut or being whispered to. Even I had friends and a caring mom back then, loneliness has nothing to do with it.

>>109791953
It's really not erotic at all, i'm not sure it would mix well with porn

>>109792185
Why not both?

>>109792015
Here you go.
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm22463144

>>109792190
>It's really not erotic at all
>something intimate
>not erotic

Sometimes it isn't, sometimes it is. I don't see why ASMR can't have porn.

>>109792190
>whispering lewd things into your ear is not erotic

The only problem is that it's missing the soft heat from a sultry whisper.

Otherwise it's perfect. ;_;

>>109792215
I really should stop clicking links.

Is there a user script that fetches Nico video titles? The Youtube one used to do this but stopped working few months ago.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm19270467?group_id=deflist

>>109792304
see >>109787513
Now I ruined it for you.

>>109792064
I was just going to post the image but this video is clearly the superior version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkZp4eH04c8

>>109792215
I'm no-flash-chan, need YouTube or something else that delivers HTML5 video.

>>109792304
Make headphones with air flow and heating.
You will make millions.

>>109792356
I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

>>109792365
>unproven unscientific claim
>compares it to sour grapes

The emperor has no clothes, anon.

>>109787513
I have never been whispered before so doesn't it matter.

>>109792379
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TwmGciViz8
It's like you're really there!

>>109792015
Most of the stuff you see on youtube/nico are probably just trial versions of the full thing. The amount there is literally a fraction of what available for download/purchase (and their is no porn on youtube which makes up the majority of these)

Let's call it by its real name, shall we?

Whisper fetish.

>>109792346
I don't know what you mean by titles.
If you want to download the videos just use NicoFox.

>>109792444
Maybe you should stop listening to ones recorded with shitty laptop microphone.
You fucking idiot.

I fapped to OP's video. Not even mad.

>>109791953
http://newswire.xbiz.com/view.php?id=161367

>>109792523
I also did your mom last night.

>>109792411
>>109792495
No amount of pop filters will change the fact that it's a prerecorded message and you're deluding yourself into thinking there's something that's not really there.

Like god.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5806619

>>109792585
Just like fapping to doujins right?

>>109792264
I've never gotten ASMR from any whispering stuff that gave me a boner. It seems to be one or the other, for me at least.

>>109792626
doujins don't have mic feedback, anon

>>109792489
>I don't know what you mean by titles.
I mean this
https://greasyfork.org/scripts/413-youtube-link-title

>>109792585
*tips fedora*
Kill yourself.

That's the most misleading use of the word "traps" in tagging history.

>>109792662
Well they do give feedback to my dick.

>>109792713
You put the micro in microphone.

>>109791953
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1lbxfg_morning-wood-erotic-asmr_redband

She does weird things to muh dick
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm22900725

>>109792663
Do you believe in god, anon? Or do you love participating in the lottery?

>>109792523
It's ASMR. Anal Sex Male Rape.

Wow. I got this all the time but thought it was a stress response from hype or something. It's like fullbody shocks.

>>109791953
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm22521567

The emperor has no clothes, people. Stop saying he has when he doesn't.

ASMR doesn't exist.

>>109792735
I see what you did there.
And you were right on the money.;_;

>>109792377
>not having a nico account

>>109792215
W-Wait, is that Tara Strong?

You guys do know that Japan has parlors where cute girls clean your ears for a few yens, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XmI3QUGRXc

>>109792993
looks like somebody doesn't get the tingles

>>109792769
I... why is she tapping the boards?

>>109793105
>Looks like someone can't see the magnificence of the emperor's clothes!
Stop mistaking the placebo effect as evidence of something that doesn't exist.

>>109792860
I don't believe in god, but you're still fucking stupid either way.

Even when listening at night you shouldn't be able to hear mic noise unless the mic used was shit and/or the audio levels are bad.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm23731304

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-Ygs0EgpMU
I find brushing noises, especially with the right headphones, extremely soothing.

>>109793165
>you shouldn't be able to hear mic noise
You're deluding yourself if you can't hear the mic noise. Or you've never been whispered in your ear before, which is also likely.

>people whispering and shit
>supposed to turn you on

It's foot fetishes, but with a bullshit explanation, isn't it?

Does the Placebofag even bother searching what placebo means?

It makes me cum every time.
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm22682105

>>109793149
You're not even using the term placebo effect correctly. When you can experience something before hearing knowledge of the effect, it's impossible for it to be placebo.

Fuck the degeneration of the world placebo.

>>109793276
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Placebo
What are you, a caveman?

>>109793304
Ah, but the premise that draws people to ASMR is that it does have an effect.

It's a safe bet that people only started getting these tingles after they heard other people say they're supposed to get tingles.

>>109793222
>You're deluding yourself if you can't hear the mic noise.
You're retarded. You can open the fucking files in an audio editor and FUCKING SEE that there's no noise.
It's probably your shitty sound card or headphones.
Or you have tinnitus.

>>109793320
>simulated medicine
You might as well call music a type of medicine then.

>>109793183
pretty cool, where is this from?

>>109793377
>seeing noises
So you do drugs when you ASMR? Sorry, dude. It's the drugs. No such thing as ASMR.

>>109793383
Here's another example since you've resorted to semantics on me. ASMR is like Horoscopes. No scientific basis and you can project anything you want on them.

The Young Turks debunk ASMR.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE_ByMAjxuE

https://mega.co.nz/#!dAMSAJIY!BPHkSy8Z9MiYwGSLfZTIfjH5mmv25dqw4mB3vn63geg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYHDlYEzfTM

The comments here are why people think the ASMR community is creepy. You guys react like an angry cult.?

So are ASMR gonna get driven out of /a/ because of this one guy?

I think it's normal to feel creeped out by ASMR if you don't understand and feel it.
I know that lots of people use it for sexual purposes but most people would not be able to get aroused JUST by some whispering, they need something more... you know.?

>>109792264
Depends on what you actually listen to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R9M_ALKBck
I get a fuzzy feeling from stuff like this, and I don't really want to have sex with a carton box.
At least not yet.

>>109793557
>sagr
Fuck.

>>109793433
You are getting worse and worse as the thread goes on. Try harder, kouhai.

>>109793641
>no rebuttals
I accept your concessions.
>>109793551
Indeed they are.

Do any of these have english subs?

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Jesus fucking christ.

>>109793674
So what is your argument again?

>>109793183
Why is Akuma a black dude?

Hey placebofag, do you also believe frisson isn't real?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frisson

>>109793741
see >>109793464
>>109793551
Among many other arguments presented by the other people here.

>>109793433
Who cares whether it's placebo or not?
If you get a fuzzy feeling that makes you feel good, why shouldn't you continue with it?
It's not like anybody claims that ASMR has any kind of "magic effects" like those retards believing that some kind of hypnosis will cure you're cancer.

>>109793788
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frisson
>implying that ASMR is frisson
>implyimg ASMR instead of the power of suggestion causes frisson

>>109793804
So your just trolling the thread out of boredom?
see>>109793823

>>109793596
>At least not yet.
It's good to keep an open mind.

>>109793529
>????????
>?????????????
>??????????
muh dick

>>109793464

It sounds to me like neither placebo nor horoscopes have anything to do with ASMR.

Placebo means you think some "medicine" (might be real but ineffective on you for some reason, or might simply not be medicine) has had an effect when in fact it didn't, or in some cases it might have an actual positive effect due to psychological factors (when the illness is psychological or maybe neurological to begin with, I guess). It's about observer bias. It's something you do and think has an effect on you when it actually doesn't. ASMR on the other hand is something people claim to feel in first place; they don't claim, for example, that listening to these and those whisper clips give them health benefits or something, just that it leads to that specific feeling, which if they say so obviously is the case. (I'm leaving aside the claims ASMR helps against insomnia, anxiety, etc., though given that those are psychological things and ASMR is simply the name given to a certain positive sensation, it's perfectly plausible. Also note that the claim is not that listening to something leads to those health benefits, it's that getting ASMR leads to those health benefits. It's a separate question to whether ASMR itself exists.)

Horoscopes are just blind belief. You could call the *effect* of believing in horoscopes to be a placebo effect, too. Again, not the name given to something actually felt.

>>109793823
it's a whisper fetish. nothing more, nothing less. like saying foot fetish is a phenomenon called NTR or something

>>109793866
Correctly calling ASMR as hokem and nonexistent is not "trolling", anon. Or are you saying that James Randi saying psychic surgery doesn't exist is "trolling"?

>>109793845
>>implying that ASMR is frisson

Um, where the fuck did I imply ASMR is frisson?

>>109793889
I wouldn't call it whisper fetish as there are tons of ASMR videos that don't have a single spoken word in them.

see >>109793596 for example.

>>109793888
>Horoscopes are just blind belief.
So is ASMR.
>>109793936
I accept your concession that ASMR isn't the cause of frisson.

>>109793981
By that logic watching anime and manga is blind belief.

>>109793958
Sound fetish, if you're willing to extend boxes in your fetishes. It's mostly a whisper fetish, though, judging by the majority of ASMR content.

>>109794040
Only if you take that answer out of context. ASMR, like horoscopes, have no scientific basis and at most the supposed effects on people are purely psychological or from the power of suggestion.

In that perspective, they are both blind belief.

>>109794071
Errata. No one says he should stop enjoying things, he's just being informed that ASMR doesn't exist and it's through the power of suggestion that he's enjoying stuff.

http://theness.com/neurologicablog/index.php/asmr/

>>109793529
Suzushiro is better.

>>109793464

This is the most idiotic dicussion I've read in a long time, and couldn't care less who's right.

Go back to school, take a paper in Critical Thinking, and come back. I can't even comprehend your reaching disconnects within your arguments. It's like if someone made an analogy, you'd call it out because it didn't fit EVERY LITTLE THING.

Intelligent discourse is all I ask. Is that so much?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVEvZuuQLDY

>>109794098
And where exactly is the problem with it being a placebo?
If you can feel it, good for you. If not, bad for you'reselfe.

ASMR actually triggers a direct reaction/feeling, whereas reading horoscopes is just blind hope that something good might happen.

>>109794243
>and couldn't care less who's right.
Translation: I can't prove you wrong.

>>109794098
>the supposed effects on people are purely psychological or from the power of suggestion
Isn't that, like, the whole point, you fucking retard? What are you trying to argue?

>>109794243
I'm just hear to hear bitches whispering though my headphones.

>>109794291
All ASMR is are white people with way too much time on their hands.

Get some scientific backing for your fetish, then come back to me. Oh wait, you won't do that. Why? You'd be proven wrong.

Could you stop being autists and stop discusing something that doesn't matter at all?

>>109794361
Here*

>>109794297
In most socratic dialogue it's not about right or wrong. I'm literally imploring you to improve your argumental skills, because they're terrible. I'll concede you're right, if I need to placate your ego first. I'm just some random that stumbled in here and took issue. I dont even know what you're talking about.

Here we go. Get ready for some aural sex.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7950636

>>109793981
>>Horoscopes are just blind belief.
>So is ASMR.
No you fuck. Use your brain.
One is
>I was born on date X so this must mean I will have luck with Y.
Which might end up being *perceived* as true due to observer bias. It's an illusion of a certain cause and effect pair. The other is
>Wow, I get a certain feeling from this; it seems to be a very distinct sensation separate from any others I know so it must be a very specific function of the neural system.
So there is just a claim of how neurologically significant a given sensation is, but nothing about it leading to certain events. There is no causation, just a perception of significance. And since the people *feel* this sensation there's no question about it existing or not, the only question is whether it's a significantly separate sensation from other known sensations.

Perhaps a bit like the emotion of being in love, for which once the term "limerence" was coined as a psychological term. It hasn't been researched all that much from what I know, but interviews with many people have revealed specific common symptoms among people claiming to be in love, and this holds between cultures too, so it's not just people making out sexual lust to be something different based on their culture or otherwise will to romanticize and dramatize an emotion that's otherwise homogeneous with sexual lust. (That being said, it could just be a specific combination of sexual lust, protective feelings, dependent feelings, etc.)

>>109794379
You didn't answer my question, so I'll ask you again.
Where is the problem with it being a placebo if you get a fuzzy and relaxing feeling from it?

>>109794243
see >>109794264

>>109794421
>I dont even know what you're talking about.
That says it all, Mister I-Can't-Punctuate.

>>109794291
I'm not bothered if they call it placebo, power of suggestion, or whatever. I've had this for years, and it's cool to find out what it was. Pleasurable, too.

>>109794379
>only white people
Um, that is just completely false you fucking retard.

Why are you even still here? What I'd like to know is why people like you troll and why other people don't. Why is your brain hard wired to be a dumb fucking cunt but other people don't have those urges. Let's get some scientific research on that.

>>109794485
Most ASMR fanatics only started getting effects when they heard that it's supposed to get effects, hence there's an illusion of a certain cause and effect pair.

You're projecting things that don't actually exist on both of these instances.

>>109794545

If that's where your qualms lie, then I did my job, but there was no saving you. Good day.

>>109794550
All that means is that you're suggestible and gullible as fuck.

>>109794594
>Most ASMR fanatics only started getting effects when they heard that it's supposed to get effects
Sauce?

>>109794625
You did your job in humiliating yourself and failing to express yourself, all noise yet no substance?

Congrats!

>>109794637
I don't even get this stuff but jesus christ man you sound embarrassingly jealous. Let them have their fun, for fuck's sake. What difference does it make to you?

>>109794670
You're an example of one. Also, no scientific proof that ASMR even exists.

>>109794423
sankyou.

>>109794735
>sound embarrassingly jealous
You sound like a religious person.

>>109794685
Humiliation on an anonymous imageboard? That's a bid odd. I do get off on insults though, so go ahead. (Seriously, I have an abuse fetish.)

Ill throw in another typo so I can fail to express myself again, just for you.

>>109788181
>>109788208
I pity you joyless fucks for never having experienced this awesome sensation. I used to get it at church when I was a little kid, sometimes the preachers voice put me in the state of mind for it and it allowed me to focus on the feeling and block out the boring as fuck 3 hour sermon.

>>109793183
Hot damn, that's a good fight scene.

>>109792860
>believing God is bad
*tips fedora*
You're only delusional when you believe a BENEVOLENT God.

>>109794739
So neither of us have anything to back our statements with?
Then I think there's no point in this discussion since we will just be stuck in a neverending stalemate.

Where did all the shitlevel trolls come from in this thread. Is this the tumblr raid?

>>109794802
>Seriously, I have an abuse fetish.
That explains why you're still replying.

>/a/- anime and mango

>>109794881
I see no mangoes here, anon.

>>109794849
>believing in an invisible man in the sky to explain away your bad luck and inadequacies
Yeah, you really should tip your fedora.

>>109794865
And thus, enlightenment. Most arguments can't be won or lost, only put forth. Fight them again another day, when more data exists..

>>109794881
>/a/ my opinion > your opinion

>>109794739
>There is no scientific proof that ASMR exists.
There is also no scientific proof that your power of suggestion theory has any meaning. Post some shit saying it's bullshit please. We're all waiting.

>>109794838
Where on the doll did the preacher touch you?

>>109794782
I don't give a fuck about another person's religion because it makes no fucking difference to me. Nice job dodging the point, though.

captcha: theological publeoc
Well lookie here.

>>109794876
Well, that one was a bit disappointing, but yes, it was. Your lack of abuse is on purpose just to hurt me, isn't it.

>>109794865
You do realize that burden of proof is in your hands for claiming that ASMR even exists, right? It's like saying to someone that they should disprove Big Foot's existence instead of calling out the people who say Big Foot exists.

>>109794969
I wasn't dodging the point. All this talk of "ur just jealous" reeks of religious mania or being a fanboy of one of those YouTubers when criticism is thrown against them.

>>109795018
>burden of proof
myself. checkmate.

>>109794955
>power of suggestion theory
The placebo effect is documented and acknowledged as something that exists, anon. ASMR doesn't.

>>109795018
nobody here cares to prove, only to join other experiences. this ain't a warzone, bub

>>109795018
Except that isn't quite accurate since he's claiming he's experienced it himself, as are several other people in this thread. You've walked into a camp of people saying they saw Bigfoot and hung out and drank a few beers with him and he was a pretty cool guy, now you've got to explain why that didn't happen.

>>109795018
But who actually gives a shit? I've felt it and you haven't, and I felt it long before I knew what it was. In fact, when I heard about ASMR I was like, " oh shit, so other people DO get this feeling."

Do you have to believe me? No, you don't, you can keep living in your strict bullshit no fun allowed world. I don't give a fuck. Having someone doubt my experiences don't make them less real to me.

>>109795087
Anecdotal evidence is not objective proof, though.

>>109794965
It wasn't a catholic church.

>>109795146
>Except that isn't quite accurate since he's claiming he's experienced it himself,
>I experienced Big Foot itself! That means he exists! Please believe me!

No, it doesn't work that way, anon.

>>109795069
Well, I'm neither, so congrats on flubbing those assumptions.

Really though. Why does it bother you so much? You going to tell them waifus will never be real and they're just deluding themselves into happiness, too? This is a place where people come to distract themselves into being happy. Let them have that, for fuck's sake.

>>109793529
Oh shit, I've been looking for the full version of this for ages.
T-thank you Anon-kun.

>>109795215
>only the catholic church has molesters
How naive. Or are you repressing your memories?

>>109795233
Your happiness is objectively wrong.

>>109795233
It doesn't bother me at all to say that ASMR is all in your mind. It most certainly bothers you, though.

>>109795222
Of course that's not how proof works, but that's how an argument works. A statement has been made. Either prove it wrong or leave it alone.

>>109795266
No, you ignorant swine, molesters are only from the catholic church because that's where they're manufactured. Silly slut.

>>109795322
>Of course that's not how proof works
I accept your concession that you have no proof.

>>109795318
Yeah, it does. I can't stand when people shit on someone else's parade. How perceptive of you.

Did you have a follow up to that or were you just stating the obvious?

I get these when the Angels scream in Evangelion. This topic makes me feel weird.

>>109795369
Says the man who had aural orgasms with a preacher.

>>109795378
Neither do you. I'm not even arguing for or against. I'm just pointing out you're dumb.

>>109794211
>http://theness.com/neurologicablog/index.php/asmr/
>Published by Steven Novella
>Steven Novella is a clinical neurologist and assistant professor at Yale University School of Medicine.

>But of course not everyone gets a definite tingling sensation in their head and spine as a result of this soft satisfaction. I always start my investigations of such phenomena by asking the most basic question – is it real? In this case, I don’t think there is a definitive answer, but I am inclined to believe that it is. There are a number of people who seem to have independently (that is always the key, but it is a recent enough phenomenon that this appears to be true) experienced and described the same syndrome with some fairly specific details. In this way it’s similar to migraine headaches – we know they exist as a syndrome primarily because many different people report the same constellation of symptoms and natural history.

>>109795425
Just enjoy it anon.
Join the FUN.

>>109795312
No, that's not quite right, His happiness is "forced" happiness.

>>109795402
You mad, bro.
>>109795451
Burden of proof is on you, though.

>>109795458
>recent phenomenon never before recorded before
>real

>>109795485
>You mad, bro
Nice Epic thumbs up.

>>109795474
Yeah, he's not happy because he actually enjoys something, he only believes he enjoys it.

>>109795378
Arguments work in stages, anon. SRS TAKE THAT CRITICAL THINKING CLASS, ITLL HELP ME BEAR YOUR POSTS AND STRAIGHTEN OUT THOSE MENTAL CAVERNS

Logic isn't a bad one to take either. Most people I recommend them to aren't quite this bad though.

>>109786635
I didn't know scarra was a loli.

>>109795402
> I can't stand when people shit on someone else's parade

What the fuck are you doing on 4Chan?

>>109795433
Damn, gotta admit, you managed to make me uncomfortable with that one. I think that's how most religions work, though, monotonous hypnotic tones and patterns in preaching are sort of passed down from generation to generation. I'm not sure if it's deliberate, at least any more, but I do think they set out to tap into a more primal nature to make you more likely to believe what they say.

>>109795536
>Implying that it's recent matters.
>Implying people haven't been experiencing this for years and just never brought it up.

>>109795536
I think they haven't had headphones, microphones with that kind of quality and the internet readily available for everybody a hundred years ago.

>>109795763
What, that's ridiculous!

Are there any with ACTUAL FUCK OR SOMETHING

Why is everything EAR LICKING

>>109794586
I'm not surprised you never responded to this. It's okay, I understand there is something wrong with your brain.

>>109795927
Go watch a hentai faggot.

>>109795485
>Burden of proof is on you
There is plenty of evidence out there. Simply because no official study has been done doesn't mean there is no evidence. In face due to the lack of research it would be idiotic to write off hundreds of thousands of people's personal accounts of experiencing physical sensations as simply a placebo effect or projection. If you were to claim it as so then the burden of proof is yours.

>>109795763
You do realize this is as recent as a few years ago, hen microphones, headphones, and whatnot already existed.

It's almost as if it's new-age hokum bullshit!

>>109795935
Who would want to respond to that? Your verbiage vomit is pretty vulgar.

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>>109795259
>>109793529
https://mega.co.nz/#F!kF4B0S7C!PEnSKcvttkUXxE_0AypERg

>>109794236
Hakobera > Seri > Suzushiro = Suzuna

>>109796008
>There is plenty of evidence out there
Anecdotal, unscientific evidence is not evidence. It's like saying there's plenty of evidence of big foot out there, when most of them are debunk under scrutiny or are anecdotal at best.

>>109795738
It's an invented phenomenon that doesn't really exist because for hundreds of years before, it really didn't exist.

>>109795601
Says the man with no proof even though burden of proof is on him.

>>109796022
It's almost as if it happened at the same time high quality microphones started being sold to the public at affordable prices!

>>109796197
>796197?
>>>109795601 (You)
>Says the man with no proof even though burden of proof is on him.
No proof, for no argument, dude. I don't care about the subject at hand, It's a genuine suggestion, because you seem to like discussion, but could be better at it.

If you're the abuse guy, say something to me though!

Did the autism finally run out of juice?

>>109787472
Thank you anon, I downloaded the files and came twice.

>>109796603
I guess all of them decided to ignore him.

>>109796102
There is a point where thousands of individuals independently reporting the same experience and describing the same syndrome with specific details becomes more than anecdotal and grounds for more serious research. Simply because this research hasn't been done is no reason to dismiss it with your claims of placebo effect (which are ironically anecdotal). I'm not trying to prove it exists, I'm just pointing out how silly it is to, given what is known about it so far, be so adamant about it's nonexistence.

>>109796325
>796197?
lolwut

>>109796325
>I don't care about the subject at hand
Then you're replying for nothing. Thank you for clarifying that you have nothing to do with the topic at hand.

>>109796862
>There is a point where thousands of individuals independently reporting the same experience and describing the same syndrome
>>109796862
You mean like with Big Foot or the Big Lie of the Nazis? Repeat something enough times and people will start believing it?

>>109797002
No, the word 'independently' in the context of my post means people with no foreknowledge of the subject. So not like big foot at all.

>>109795927
Plenty. I have a large collection of penetration ones.

>>109795259
You could've stopped being poor and bought it along time ago.

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>>109795927
Nope, it's all the same shit.

>>109795927
Majority of them are 18+, not uncommon for alot of them them to involve sex

>>109794594
>Most ASMR fanatics only started getting effects when they heard that it's supposed to get effects
[citation needed]

>>109795536
>It might well be a real thing, but it's inherently difficult to research. The inner experience is the point of a lot of psychological investigation, but when you've got something like this that you can't see or feel, and it doesn't happen for everyone, it falls into a blind spot. It's like synaesthesia – for years it was a myth, then in the 1990s people came up with a reliable way of measuring it.

>like synaesthesia – for years it was a myth, then in the 1990s people came up with a reliable way of measuring it.

Have you ever even heard of synaesthesia? I sure had not before seeing the Wikipedia article.

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>>109787573
Some are, but the "black" people of Asia are more related to Europeans and Asians than Africans