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This is your date tonight
Awful. Give me Saotome.
>>143613306
I bet she's a master at biting...
>>143613306
I rather date the corpse of her friend.
This is your nugget tonight.
Can I have some dipping sauce?
Umaru thread!
How did they draw her so fucking cute?
So this guy is basically Clow Reed, right?
>>143612992
Pretty much
yeah
He supposedly resembles Clow when he was younger, I kind of fell off the boat with xxxholic at some point so I don't know whether we're meant to take it at face value or not.
>>143612992
No...
brown > blue > orange> purple > red
Maki = Yuta >>> everyone else
>>143612693
>blue anything but first
Opinion immediately disregarded
>>143612693
Blue > Orange > Brown > Red
>Post in a thread
>(You)
@143612215
Oh.
@143612215
>>143612215
A CUTE
>>143612079
sign me up!
>>143612079
do I have to fuck or can I just bury my face into her ass?
I want Mami to tiro finale me.
>MC dies thinking about a panty shot
>Gets reincarnated as a slavemancer
>Enslaves adventurers and rapes them until they're willing
>Finds his clasemate reincarnated
>Enslaves and fucks her too
I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS LEVEL OF ALPHA
>>143611704
When I read the OP, I was not prepared for this level of self-insert wish fulfillment!
>>143612035
I think you're projecting here senpai
>>143611704
>alpha
I wish this meme would die already
>watch Kimi No iru Machi
>great story, on par with toradora
>why doesn't anyone ever recommend this as a top tier romance anime?
>decide to check the manga
>start reading
>literally every chapter has him banging one of the girls
the fuck?
>romance
>Seo
>great story
this show was one trainwreck after another
>hey ill steal the girl from this terminal ill guy
>oh i dont like her anymore, but she'll now ruin my relationship
>oh ill lie to my girlfriend for absolutely no reason
>oh her little sister is a hoebag that fucks everything up
inb4 Fate/Zero
>>143610973
Fate Zero.
fate zero blows ass
Fate/Zero
You're only allowed to fall in love with and marry one
Easy.
>marriage
Nah. She'd get fat. Fat is unattractive. It means a person doesn't care about their body and doesn't even deserve a body.
>>143610705
A very tough choice between Perrine, Lynette and Minna.
What was your reaction to getting older than the characters in your favorite anime /a/?
>>143610282
I'm too self-aware so usually waifus become daughterus.
I shit in my pants.
What are you talking about? I'm the same age as haruhi.
what do in this kind of situation lads
Stick a shit covered stick in her vagoo.
>>143610201
Make like a tree and branch out.
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
goku vs Saitama who would win
>>143610161
Son Goku
http://outskirtsbattledomewiki.com/index.php/8-character-profiles/24-character-profile-son-goku
>Destructive Capacity: At least multi-galaxy level+ (a bit weaker than Beerus, fought him at 70% power with 80% of his own power, Goku's clash with Beerus was shown destroying objects light years away)
>Speed: MFTL+ (billions of times, fought 70% Beerus)
Beerus' Speed
http://www.narutoforums.com/blog.php?b=26376&page=4
Short version, Beerus crossed thousands of light years in minutes for fun (DBS EP 2). Which makes Beerus about 12 to 120 billion times FTL.
>Durability: At least multi-galaxy level+
Saitama
http://outskirtsbattledomewiki.com/index.php/8-character-profiles/2116-character-profile-saitama
>Destructive Capacity: Continent level+, likely higher (matched the energy of an incoming meteor and fragmented it violently in the process, sending pieces flying all over Z city, also generated a massive shockwave on the moon)
>Speed: Sub-Relativistic+ (traveled from the moon to earth in a matter of seconds)
>Durability: Continent level+, likely higher (plowed through the meteor head on without sustaining so much as a scratch)
>Weaknesses: None notable; tends to not take fights seriously due to boredom
Goku wins easy.
One Punch Saiyan.
i think they would be evenly matched but i think saitama would keep up with goku maybe neither of them would win but we have never seen one punch man use his power at full capacity so he could very well easily kill him
They both have plot armor and plot attack power. It really depends on who's writing it and which universe it takes place in.
This is your one night stand tonight.
ok
I expect her to be on her safe days so I can cum inside of her pussy and she doesn't get the pregnancy.
>>143610088
Why can't she be my one night stand forever?