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4chan can be thought of as 2 groups.

>A. those who post more than they read (proactive)
>B. Those who read more than they post (reactive)

Who deserves more credit for creation of 4chan's proverbial essence?
if PAID shills are removed from group A, leaving only those who post because "teh lulz" is playing god by directly influencing board culture, what percentage of group A remains?

>>19176895
>le edgy 14 year old pretending that he's deep and shit
You're a fucking retard.
>A. those who post more than they read (proactive)
Everybody reads what they post, so at the least you read as much as you post. Therefore nobody can post more than what they read. Dumbfuck.
>>19176861
You're onto something.

Jeans are rather uncomfortable and according to an experimental study tight clothes tend to elevate stress.

> belief system to protect oneself
Sounds pretty weak, why not search for truth and wisdom?

>>19176811
We'll, if you're immortal, you have all the time to do that.

That wasn't even the question ADD kid.

Thread derailed, let it sink, folks.

>>19176821
>folks

GTFO grandpa

Sit with your legs crossed until you get a floaty feeling.

But get back into your body fast or the Babadook will steal your body and make you gay.

>>19177072
Are there easier ways to become gay?

If an Evil Spirit or Demon Has Confronted You

If said entity appeared before you and started speaking, the good news is you’re not losing your mind. Contrary to what TV and movies have told you, it’s nearly impossible to have a hallucination that you can both see and hear—the mentally ill either just hear voices, or just see things, due to how the brain is wired. If you can both hear and see it, you’re either just having a dream, or you have an actual demon in your home.

If it’s the latter, you shouldn’t bother listening too closely to what it has to say. It may sound really important—prophecies of future doom, that sort of thing—but I assure you, it’s just toying with you. If you ignore it, it’ll eventually get bored. The odds are it’s not strong enough to possess you, kill you, or do serious damage to your property. If it tries, feel free to pray or put up lots of crosses in its field of vision; I’ve seen that work before. You don’t have to go with Christian symbolism, but not all religions work (for reference, at the end of this book I have included an index of which religions are true and which are false—there are some real surprises). Also, try playing lots of 1980s era power ballads, they hate that. I think because it’s the closest earthly approximation of the music they play in Heaven. I don’t know, we’re just guessing here. Conversely . . .

If an Angel Appears and Speaks to You

Here, the risks are different—if a messenger from the Almighty actually bothers to contact you, it’s probably not the best idea to just ignore it. So, obviously, the first step is to make sure it’s an actual entity and not a dream you’re having, which is surprisingly simple: just ask the angel a question that you yourself don’t know the answer to but that you can verify later (like, “What’s the square root of 123,456,789?” or “What will be the final score of every football game this Sunday?”). If their information is good, well, then you know you weren’t dreaming and whatever prophecies or advice they gave you could indeed be valid. Of course they, too, could be imposters, so if they ask you to do something morally questionable—like stab your own child or something—you’ll need to use your own judgment. Let’s face it: if there is a god and he’s the type to think it’s unreasonable to refuse such a request, we’re all screwed anyway.

If You Have Been Abducted by an Alien

Cases like this are almost always simple sleep paralysis—a sort of wakeful dreaming during which it is common to see or sense strange visitors. Another fun fact: the typical “gray” aliens, with their bulbous heads and big almond-shaped eyes, didn’t show up in abduction stories until 1964—about two weeks after similar aliens appeared in an episode of the sci-fi horror series The Outer Limits. The phenomenon of abductees claiming to have been probed anally didn’t start until 1969, the year colonoscopies became common. What I’m saying is, the creatures that visit you in the night are either manifestations of your own anxiety or are making your anxieties manifest just to screw with you. Either way, the call is always coming from inside the house.

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Hebrew isn't the source code.

http://www.gematrix.org/
Can anyone explain to me how this site works, and assure me that it's genuine? I have a suspicion it just outputs results that would appeal to those likely to seek out this kind of thing.

>>19177260
Well, the ACHAD gematria calc is supposed to be decent, don't trust anything that says "English Gematria," though. Ape should have plenty, including 777 and the gematria essay from the Equinox, in his library, so you can always ask in the /omg/ thread where to look.

Thought this theory was ridiculous until I saw a truck pull into my local abandoned Walmart late at night hauling some kind of crazy drill digging machine that I've never seen before. Don't know what to think now.

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>>19175954
something like this?

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>>19175979
It's happening.

>>19175342
i've got two examples
there's wpkepkw, a youtube video that's supposedly cursed and includes offline jumpscares a few hours after viewing the video, and an old picture that used to circulate around on 4chan actually. the picture was embedded with a jumpscare supposedly.

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>>19175358
this?

>>19175366
stop now
my fight or flight just triggered immediately

>>19174798
You're mentally ill, seek help.

>>19174803
I know it's not a real person. It's a projection of my own subconscious. I have to confront that.

>>19174798
You're mentally ill, seek help.

no but after googling what this is and realizing what you're talking about I'm on board. I'd like to see some more posts about this

>http://priyom.org/number-stations/station-schedule
You're welcome.

Found something that sounds like Morse code at 10114.57 USB

It depends how willing or unaware the person is.

Hypnosis =/= mind-control. If the person really doesn't want to do what you suggest then it won't work. Hypnosis won't get you far for anything other than therapy or entertainment.

>>19173837
While that's true for the most part, the amount of persuasion, confusion, and disassociation involved can make matters less black and white.

Had full on delusions one time on a mushroom trip, took a lot to not let myself fall for them. Also had a pretty crazy acid trip where it felt like I was communicating telepathically with the folk I was with. Told my self that it was just the drugs and have never brought it up with them. Freaky shit

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It was during my freshman year of uni in CA when I finally tried some high grade for the first time, the last high being a few years back with low quality schwag.

Once the munchies kicked in, my friends and I hit up popeyes and I ordered the wings while my mate got the bonafide chicken (drumsticks, breast, thighs). While we were sitting at the table I was staring at my wings when it suddenly hit me that what I was eating was in fact a puzzle of chicken anatomy, with the blade, drumette and tip being the pieces. I started rearranging my wings on the table to create the full chicken "wing" but it was not enough. I asked my friend that I needed to try something and I would need to borrow his chicken meal for a while, he agreed. My friends watched in amazement as I managed to recreate half a chicken with both it's wings but was missing a drumstick and breast. I nicked some toothpicks to stick the pieces together and lowe and behold I had created, what I thought while stoned, something amazing and considered myself Dr. Frankenstein himself.

Anyway while were all in awe, I noticed the waitress had been staring at me snickering and when she came towards me I felt a sudden rush of anxiety(when you think everyone knows you're high and you're making a fool of yourself). I picked up my wings, stuffed them in my jacket pocket and I legged it out of the popeyes with the waitress saying "wait you don't have to leave"

I vowed never to play god with my food again, at least not until the weed wore off.

>>19173899
She thought you were endearing and was gonna take your v card
>you messed up anon
>virgin FOR LIFE

It's called "Working for big corporate"

"selling your soul" is bottom of the barrel pan handing bro your best bet is to pick one from the lesser key summon it tell it what it is you want and ask what he/she wants in exchange

for more info you can go to http://www.angelfire.com/empire/serpentis666/HOME.html

also while some people might disagree with me here E A Coetting is a good for info on how to do this even if he is somewhat of a salesman
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3PbU2BsHFjySvk3sdBltpA

also as for money personally i would try summoning zeus aka mammon as i hear he is good with money but just remember not to expect something from him for nothing as he has been known to be a real asshole when he is pissed off

now as for how to know if you are "cursed" i would say that any deity should be able to tell you

>>19171695
Your not fooling anyone with that soul selling crap to get rid of your "curse" through a mediator.

I've been taking bad advice from him for decades.

He's is looking for a personal servant if you are interested, but you probably already knew this.

Im going to dump because it was early in the morning when I posted...

>>19171563
This bitch looks like a discount Aizen

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>>19171563
Nigga, you serious right now?

trading
What happens with him and I if I do this plan?

>>19181572

Tell me what should I do with my life from here to the next month and I will trade with you.

I will scry you in a minute. Read you soon.

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Doing some readings for practice today, keep in mind is just that, practice. If interested all i need is

>Genders

As always, be aware i will be doing the readings along the day, which means its likely to take considerable time in between readings.

Good luck to you all

>>19181315
I guess we'll wait and see, nigger

Anonymous is the biggest larper club

>>19181315
If real I divinate the following responses on /x/

>NWO FAKE ALIEN SHILLS
>THOSE ARE ANGELS, REPENT
>ROLEPLAY THREAD
>Do they have a pussy they're kinda hot