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Can someone help me write the lyrics of this song? I've written most of it based on my understanding of burger language but some words are garbled and I cant decipher them properly ecspecially at the end. Some of the lyrics probably needs corrections

The song in question:
http://videos.theonion.com/music/Bomb_New_York.mp3

Here's what I thought the lyrics are:

Those Terrorists tried to get us
Drop them planes right out the sky
But didnt stop america
when them new york people die

they try to take out new york city
but the USA is tough
true heart of america
hell it didnt even get scarred

so bring it on all summer
we dare you just to try
fall out of your stinkin cave
and meet this evil eye to eye

airplanes missiles nukes and bombs
nine eleven times ten
you couldnt take the big apple down
you better try again

bring it on now
bomb new york
we still be standing tall
new york will take it all

bomb new york
light up the new york sky
like the fourth of july

watchin on the tv news
sittin on our porches
while new yorkers go up in flames
like a million burnin torches

the water supply aint guarded
there a valve at 45th and 9th
trough which you could easily introduce hemoraggic fever, toxins into the municipal water supply
through an inlet pump sub station

take LA while you're at it
san francisco too
but new york's your first target
wont you serve them up their dues

bring it on now
bomb new york
we still be standing tall
new york will take it all

Bomb New york
Kill all them jews and gays
It's time for judgement day

Take out mid town, uptown and village Soho and [????]
Take out wall street, broadway time square and the [yulen?]
the ?????

Bring it on now
Bomb new york
Drop a megaton
?????? and done???
bomb new york
we shouldnt give a damn
sincerely uncle sam

Pls help me bros. I've been a fan of this song since it came out. Can't find the full lyrics everywhere because its so obscure

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I have something I need to mix with water. The ratio is 2 teaspoons per gallon, but I am mixing it it a 16 fl oz container, how much of the something should I use? show your math please I'd like to re-learn

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Hey wsr

I wanted some help with finding a song that I heard in the supermarket but can't find it any where for the life of me. The only things that I can remember about the song is that it was a very pop-kind of a song sung by a male singer and he says something along the lines of "life's too short to figure it out woah oah" in a tone that was reassuring and a bit like a lullaby.

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I have a Window 7 refurbished desktop computer that seems to not be kicking on for a reason I cannot determine. It is relatively new as it was ordered a few weeks ago and seemed to not have any issues once it was first set up, however I unplugged it and for some reason it stopped working properly. The power light turns on when I press the power button but shuts off once the button is released. The fans are running and the disc drive is working and everything is plugged in correctly, however there is nothing being displayed on the monitor. After reading tech support forums online, I have found that it may be an issue with the Mobo or hard drive, but there is no damage to the computer and it is all essentially brand new. Would you be willing to off your opinion on the matter? I don't know anything about computers (obviously) and I don't have any money, so is there any way to fix it without taking it in to have someone charge me to look at it and tell me it's broken?

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Unsaucable pics general

Who is this? I can't find any others anywhere. Somebody must know

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Could someone please change the colour of this can into the macedonian flag, and instead of pepsi, make it say dirt? For a meme ik its oddly specific. Sorry if the source image is bad

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Is there anything like Nasomi (Torrent with Final Fantasy XI and custom server) for FFXIV?

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Song from this video?
https://youtu.be/emP5D9Klssg

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Looking for the "virgin losing virginity" one of these
help would be appreciate pls

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does anybody know what this is called or have a transparent clean picture of it?

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Just transfered old pictures to the new phone and about half of them look like

>pic related

Does that mean the pictures are corrupted? What can I do about it?

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please remove the copyright if ya can - cheers anon

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does anyone have the tree without the rectangles and lines and frames? i need it because i'm an inbred fuck and need an edited version for my true family line

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Who is this?