Need help with finding the lyrics to this song

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Can someone help me write the lyrics of this song? I've written most of it based on my understanding of burger language but some words are garbled and I cant decipher them properly ecspecially at the end. Some of the lyrics probably needs corrections

The song in question:
http://videos.theonion.com/music/Bomb_New_York.mp3

Here's what I thought the lyrics are:

Those Terrorists tried to get us
Drop them planes right out the sky
But didnt stop america
when them new york people die

they try to take out new york city
but the USA is tough
true heart of america
hell it didnt even get scarred

so bring it on all summer
we dare you just to try
fall out of your stinkin cave
and meet this evil eye to eye

airplanes missiles nukes and bombs
nine eleven times ten
you couldnt take the big apple down
you better try again

bring it on now
bomb new york
we still be standing tall
new york will take it all

bomb new york
light up the new york sky
like the fourth of july

watchin on the tv news
sittin on our porches
while new yorkers go up in flames
like a million burnin torches

the water supply aint guarded
there a valve at 45th and 9th
trough which you could easily introduce hemoraggic fever, toxins into the municipal water supply
through an inlet pump sub station

take LA while you're at it
san francisco too
but new york's your first target
wont you serve them up their dues

bring it on now
bomb new york
we still be standing tall
new york will take it all

Bomb New york
Kill all them jews and gays
It's time for judgement day

Take out mid town, uptown and village Soho and [????]
Take out wall street, broadway time square and the [yulen?]
the ?????

Bring it on now
Bomb new york
Drop a megaton
?????? and done???
bomb new york
we shouldnt give a damn
sincerely uncle sam

Pls help me bros. I've been a fan of this song since it came out. Can't find the full lyrics everywhere because its so obscure